/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Happy Holidays Edition
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 to Premiere Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>New Animated Short Coming Based Off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>The Loud House #1: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Baby Steps (Airdate: TBD)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother
Brawl in the Family (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lori and Leni both buy the same dress, a fight breaks out, leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House.
Suite and Sour (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort.
Back in Black (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lucy gets a crush on a normal boy, her sisters give her a makeover.
Making the Grade (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake.
Vantastic Voyage (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
A happy Steven is a cute Steven!
She's a treasure
>it's a Linka thread
>>6760119
>>6760119
>Idk it's probably Luan's
>>6760199
>You better stop right there
Ask Lucy
I want to bully Leni
>>6760252
What do you think about your family?
>>6759991
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
>>6760252
Will Trump MAGA
>>6760252
Where is the cheapest place to order a dragon dildo for Christmas?
>>6760313
Hahaha that worked out better than I thought it would.
>>6760252
Do I have a plan?
Had you guys seen the face of perfection
>>6760348
Yes. Definitely.
>>6760348
Yes
>>6760387
That smile is seductive and terrifying at the same time.
>>6760329
Porn when?
So the Happy Leni fag died?
What did Savino mean by this scene in the Germany Vacation episode?
>>6760252
Will someone finally write Linka abuse?
>>6760500
That's Poland
>>6760633
It was Germany when the photo was taken
>>6760643
It was a German province*
>>6760348
>>6760671
>'Yes I'm reading comic in my underwear again'
>Isn't reading comics in her underwear
What did she mean by this?
http://pastebin.com/LFy2aVcX
>"Well..." Luna energetically interjected "Can't pass that up!" She looked over to you with joy in her eyes. Her big beautiful eyes...
>Her smiling face filled you with the most intense feeling of fulfillment, but it was once again at this point that you took notice of her eye. Once again, your lips faltered from a genuine smile to a concerned look of contemplation
>'This girl deserves so much better. Yeah, maybe I don't know the whole situation; I've only talked to her for like ten minutes, but I couldn't dream of hitting her.' You thoughts remained lost in the bitter subject until you felt a poke at your shoulder. You eyes fixed on nowhere in particular, and Luna caused you to snap them back to her just in time to she what she was about to do. You didn't have time to react before Luna's puffy arms enveloped you in the warm embrace of your own coat. Luna's hug, her gesture of kindness to you, it was an amazing feeling. Her arms where holding to your body, entangling you in her soft yet powerful movement "Thank you." She whispered into your neck halfway into the lengthy hug
>"Y-you too." you stammered out
>This, of all things, actually caused her to laugh, again, right next to your ear "For what, dude!?"
>"...Uh, you're a r-really interesting person. I'm glad I met you."
>Breaking off the hug, she held her hands in her lap "No dude, I'm the one who should be glad I met you." Luna's head then found its way to your shoulder, her hair pressing up next your face
>All this is actually happening to you. God must be looking out for you, allowing your paths to aline in such a way that this beautiful stranger fell into your lap. You hate to be overdramatic about the whole situation, but you can't help but thinking, that in the span of about ten minutes, you've fallen in love with this girl
>>6760671
>tfw would never eat Linka's smegma
Why even live?
>>6760732
is linka trans?
What if Luna wanted to show you her new panties but she forgot she wasn't wearing any?
>>6760199
Wait, this is Lynn or boy Lynn?
>>6760784
It's a pic from way back in the day. It's girl Lynn.
>>6760252
Can my waifu become real pls
>>6760723
This is pretty sweet and adorable. Nice to see you back in action.
>>6760348
>>6760909
Thanks. Glad you liked it.
Aight, time for some Loki-Linka moment
>Ever since Loki got this job at the Arcade Station, it became a ritual for him and Linka to meet up there every Friday and spend the evening together.
>She would just hang out, enjoying the machines, waiting for Loki's next break for them to chat around about everything and nothing.
>Loki was pretty convinced she was also profiting from the way he was spoiling her in extra snacks and tokens.
>But he was the problem here, if there was one person in his whole life he never managed to say no to, it was his beloved little sister.
>Usually, Linka would head home on her own before it gets too late. But she decided this day to stick with Loki until the shop's closure.
>After Loki got back in his casual clothes, the two headed outside to get in the Vanzilla.
>"Maybe should I have taken it easy on the snacks with her," thought Loki to himself watching the white mane running around playfully like an excited puppy... Or a drunk friend, "She is the embodiment of a sugar rush, right now."
>"Alright, Tornado." said Loki as he grabbed his little sister's arms before she could run another circle around him, "Hop in the car already. We gotta head home!"
>"You'll have to catch me first!" teased Linka right after freeing herself from his brother's grasp and running in the parking lot.
>And so started one of the fastest chases in mankind, requiring Loki less than half a dozen of seconds to catch back the little runaway.
>To make sure she wouldn't try to escape again, he carried Linka over his shoulder, blocking her legs with one arm.
>"And that's for not showing any cooperation to your elders." he sadistically whispered before tickling Linka's stomach.
>No matter how hard Linka tried to beg despite her laughter. Loki didn't stop the torture until he reached the vanzilla.
>"And don't you think of doing that again." he sneered while putting his little sister down.
>>6761107
>This was effective. Although still heartily laughing, Linka obediently opened the passenger's door, and sat down, waiting for Loki to reach the other side of the van.
>And thus the van, filled with both siblings' giggles left the silent parking lot.
>After their laughter fainted, Loki let out a sigh.
>"You know, I'm not sure Mom&Dad are going to let this one slide. It's almost 10PM, you should have headed home easily 3 hours ago" pointed out Loki to his little sister with a poor attempt to sound authoritative.
>"I'm going to be fine." reassured Linka with a confident smile
>"Of course you'll be fine, I'm the one they'll put the blame on."
>"I'll stick up with you, don't worry. I'll protect you with my special techniques!"
>"Oh really?" cynically asked Loki "What is your secret move, rotative low kick?"
>"Even better, look!" excitedly whispered Linka to get his brother attention
>Loki diverted his eyes from the road to watch his little sister display the cutest puppy eyes he could ever witness.
>"Alright, alright" chuckled Loki "If this doesn't protect me from Mom&Dad, I don't know what will. Thanks, Linka."
>"That's what sisters are for~" hummed Linka, bobbing her head left and right.
>"Yeah. This shouldn't become a habit, though."
>"Why not? We had fun, didn't we?"
>"Yeah. But I can't to let you stay out past curfew." explained Loki as his friendly expression faded away for a more serious tone, "My job as a big brother is to make you guys follow mom&Dad rules, something that I'm doing poorly."
>"Hey," said Linka while patting her Loki's arm, "I think you're an awesome big bro."
>Hearing those words put a smile back on Loki's face.
>"You really believe so?" he asked to the white-haired girl, dubiously
>"I really do!" cheered Linka.
>"Heh. I appreciate, Linka. I really do.
>>6761107
This is dangerously cute, anon.
>>6761118
Lupa (Lulu, Lincy love child)?
>>6761141
>The rest of the ride was just a silent and peaceful trip until they reached home.
>"Alright," sighed Loki in front of the house's door, "You better not let me down."
>Linka confirmed her support with with two thumbs up.
>Loki comically imitated a sign of the cross, which made her muffle a giggle with her hands.
>"We're hooooome~" melodically announced Loki as he tiptoed through the living room, like if he were walking through a minefield.
>Only dim light was originating from the kitchen, where he expected either of the two parents to be waiting in a dressing gown for the two to come home so they could receive a lecture.
>But much to his surprise, it wasn't Mom nor Dad hanging in the kitchen. Instead were three of the elder brothers.
>Lynn was slouched over the table pulling the same face as when he'd lose a game.
>Opposite of him, was Loni, staring at the tea cup he was holding, eyes utterly expressionless.
>Luke was sitting down against a wall of the room texting to someone on his cellphone
>One word could perfectly describe the emotion of his room: Disarray.
>"Yooo, what are you guys up to at this time of the night?" awkwardly asked Loki since he wasn't currently putting the best example.
>A moan from Lynn was the only response he first got.
>"Haha, okay. What's the deal? And where are mom and dad?"
>"... At the hospital." answered Loni, not diverting his eyes from his cup.
>Loki heard his little sister behind him let out a gasp
>"Something's wrong?" worrisomely insisted Loki
>"It's Pop-pop." explained Loni
>"Oh shi-" choked out the eldest
>"What happened?" dared he asked, although already guessing the answer.
>"He didn't wake up, this morning."
Is it worth continuing?
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
I love videos like getting a physical or seeing one of those Brazilian waxing where they do a lot of stuff around or on the penis and is in no way meant to be pleasurable. You see the penis slowly get hard, struggling to not get erect but it does
"Mr. Leftyfag, how come you protested the Iraq War when Bush was president yet won't call out Hillary and Obama for supporting war in the Middle East, North Africa, and against Russia"
>>6761196
The person doing the waxing very much see the erect penis but does not acknowledge it by stroking it. Leaving the person aching and struggling with a hard on. Just begging to be stimulated.
This goes on for what feels like hours until they finally rub them off and they cum in like a second.
That gets me instantly hard every time
>>6761175
Yes. You've piqued my interest.
>>6760775
tell her to try again.
>>6761175
well that escalated quickly
but go ahead. I'll take anything at this point
>>6761216
Because leftist are hypocrites. Why does the right not support abortions yet advocate for the death penalty? Why were they up in arms about Obama's prolonged involvement in Afghanistan yet gave Bush a free pass ingiting the war and the one in Iraq in the first place? Why do they not suppose the mere idea of socialized health care, yet support Medicare?
>inb4 t. libertard
ANON - In wait for Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
>A Different Kind of Brotherly Love / oppais1fan / Req. Author to confirm if finished
A Dire Dilemma / Moondaffodil
A Mile in Her Cleats / DoktorSoos
A Rump in the Night / Moondaffodil
Bad Friends / Negima_Sensei
Birth of a Loud / SirCorvus
Darkness Falls Together / burgerboy
Drunk III: Lucid / GregorioFalzar
GangLouds / Lauvernie
Godless Sound / Yourhead
Going Away Present: Chapter One- Lori / Ultrahand/Ross Irving
Good Things Come In Threes / RedditAnon/Joseph
Human Nature / AbuseGuy
I Can't Lose You / Nito/fishnchipz
Just for Laughs / Immorticon
Lacy Story / AbuseGuy
Leni and the Jetts / themaninthecouch
Linc / purplechaos2
Lincoln and Lars / AlchyHolic
Lincoln Quest (CYOA) / feebop
Lincoln's Last Concert / Caliborn/Yaridovich23
Lincon Louder / Cell/Cr0u70n
Lola's Complex / AlchyHolic
Loud House Family Values / smallface
Lucy tells Leni to die / shinjithethird, "A handful of Anons"
Luna Goes 4Loko: 2Loko / Moondaffodil
LvLvL / cedric225
LvR / AlchyHolic
lynn pov / NewbWriter
Make It Wit Chu / DNAofUSA
More Like Lori (Carol/Lori) / AbuseGuy
Nicktoons Love in the Loud House / geo soul
Pride and Glory / Moondaffodil
Six Years to a Mistake / GregorioFalzar
Something of Us Still Remains / Yourhead
Springtime Blossoming / supidosan
The loud house comic / jumpjump
The Loud House of Love / ThunderMoonBear
The Size That Counts / themaninthecouch
Velvet Fist / Wrightfag
Watching Me Watch Them Watch Me / Kaotsuu
We Have Each Other / AbuseGuy, Wrightfag
Whoops / GeorgeGlass
AUTHORS Please direct info about updates to this post
Thanks and Be good Be well
NEWS & Q/A
>Godless Sound notification:
>Godless Sound: Chapter Three will be Sunday 18th around 7:00 PM GMT -3 (5:00 PM EST, 2:00 PM PST).
>That's all.
>Thanks everyone.
>Just a small thing: I added links to the pictures around the narration in the Godless Sound main Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
Nice Bro and good luck
>Hey here's more Santa's little helper for anyone following along.
>I've got 2 more exams, then a whole week to work on this before the 25th.
http://pastebin.com/aJkPqVBg
Santa's little helper (WIP)
cedric225
Nice update Bro
>jeanfrancois here, just completed my first fic. Would appreciate criticism/maybe requests. It's kinda meta, but hopefully not in a bad way.
(http://pastebin.com/F25BHAaM / Cancelled /a guest)
>frick, thanks for noticing
>decided to make an account so that I can edit mistakes like that from now on:
http://pastebin.com/8ew8wgDb
Cancelled
jamesfrancanon
Congratz on your first Fic Bro, keep them coming
>Update for Loud House Family Values
New stuff starts at line 869
http://pastebin.com/rc5KAkaM
Loud House Family Values
smallface
Awesome update
>So I started part 2 if anyone wants to read.
>For anyone that cares. The beginning of part 2 of sorts. When Lincoln Met Ronnie: Changes.
>It's going somewhere, believe me
> Ha, forgot to avafag.
http://pastebin.com/8vZDPWmX
When Lincoln Met Ronnie: Changes (WIP)
disenfranchisedvoice
Yeah Bro, Nice
>let's try this again edition
http://pastebin.com/WRYETaeY
lynn pov
NewbWriter
Go forth Bro, do what you feels right
http://pastebin.com/LFy2aVcX
Out In The Cold
AbuseGuy
New Fic by our guy
>Anonymous 12/16/16(Fri)02:56:26 No.6758695
>/r/ing Lana or Lisa as this.
>>NO<<
>>6761245
>I'll take anything at this point
>Once ago a time, a young lady named Lynn had a fascination for shifting her pants in public...
>>6761280
You can remove Human Nature. I'll continue it eventually, but I don't have the (WIP) on the title anymore. Please and thank you, Quad!
>>6761272
>liberals want to kill innocent children and let convicted felons live
How fucked up is that?
>>6761345
>"It's a human life! It's a human life!"
>"Yeah, fuck that guy. Electric chair his ass. He don't deserve to live."
Which is it?
>>6761376
What did they baby do to warrant being killed? Inconvenience the mother? Meanwhile the convicted felon has murdered numerous people and is a danger to society that has been proven to be uncurable. And we did away with the electric chair a long time ago, lethal injection is what's hot, remember?
>>6761397
I advocate both abortion and the death penalty. If you think killing fingernail sized babies for the sake of not ruining someone's life and generally allowing people without proper birth control more opportunities is a bad thing, you're a moralfag. Do you want to have a population the size of buttfuck stinky India?
>>6761397
Executions always make me feel dirty. The civilized killing of another human makes me feel sick to my stomach. Not that I'm against it, it just feels wrong and I can't bring myself to support it.
God I hate politics, never feels like there is a right answer and it just pisses everyone off.
Let us talk about better things.
>>6761485
I want Lynn to play with my balls.
>>6761520
What if she said she would but only if you became a star athlete?
>>6761541
I played ball in high school, I bet I could make a return once I finish my bachelor's.
>>6761280
kys autist
>>6760633
what a terrible pic
Real pol hours
reminder majority of babies murdered via abortion are nigglets, if that's not reason enough to keep it going nothing is
>>6761288
>>6761280
Immorticon here. Just a heads up, intend to do some more writing for Just For Laughs, and the Magcoln fic if I can figure out where to go.
Also I wrote a thing last night, but forgot to put it in my pastebin. So expect a thing when I get home from work.
>>6761527
>le death minutes meme
>>6761021
Could a second chapter happen, or are you just going to move on to other stuff?
I want Leni to be my defensive linemen!
>>6761669
I love that people will say dead hours but won't try to spark up converstion. Why not say something like, well it's dead so do you think Lynn was named jr because they gave up on the idea of a boy?Maybe something like do you think that Rita and Lynn wanted ten kids or were they hoping to be done after four?
>>6761690
>tfw Ultrahands fat art has gradually made you appreciate and enjoy fat stuff in general
>>6761706
Fine, fine.
Which Loud/s would take it up the ass?
>in b4 trans
>>6761690
I want to stiff arm Leni's tackle!
>>6761727
lincoln
what if Lynn was obsessed with balls?
>>6761707
He doesn't give the characters fat faces just fat bodies. I think that might be while most folks tend to like it.
>>6761768
That's why it's a strictly 2d fetish.
CCs you wish spent more time in the general?
>>6761786
Dop
Don't forget to stick your dick in between the thick.
>>6761844
You got it!
>>6761175
>What a horrible turn this evening just took.
>Have you ever experienced a moment where everything's happening perfectly, but eventually ends in a horrible note?
>Like flawlessly giving a presentation to an audience, but tripping face to the ground on your way down the stage?
>Or spending a whole evening with your constantly stressed-out little sister, believing you've lifted her mood for the night, but then you get announced that you just lost a relative as soon as you come home?
>This is how Loki's day just went.
>Mixed feelings were hitting him at this very moment.
>Loki was the only child aware of their grandfather's decaying health for the past few days.
>Pop-pop dealt with some serious illness back in the beginning of the year, and was slowly recovering
>But about two weeks ago, they found out the disease came back in force.
>They could have doubled the treatments, but this would only save him a few more weeks of living a miserable life in a hospital room.
>Because he was too proud, Pop-pop wanted to keep his situation a secret from the rest of the family so they wouldn't see him in the sorry state he spent his last days in.
>Loki didn't agree with it, but it wasn't up to him to decide.
>He just lived on the past few weeks, knowing Pop-pop would soon be no more.
>He'd forget about it during the day, of course, taken by all the events a teenager faces in his daily life.
>But the thought of having to announce the news to his siblings would come back every night, as soon as he'd lie back on his bed.
>How was he supposed to give them the news when the time will come?
>Well. So much for that. He ended up being the one informed.
>His job was now to be by his little brothers' side.
>But while Loki was too caught in his own thoughts, he didn't even hear Linka leaving for her room, rushing through the stairs.
http://pastebin.com/8kPmKHnv
I'm just gonna pastebin that stuff and continue it another day. I'm kind of getting tired.
>flash bang
What the fuck kind of name is that? That sounds like it was made up by some downsy who does not anything about explosives or weaponry.
>duurrrr dis iz da shooty stick that goes pow pow and i dis is da flash bang that goes kapowy
There has to be a less retarded name for it
>>6761971
TANKITY TANKITY TANKITY
>>6761971
Same reason Pepper Spray is called Pepper Spray, it's an accurate description of what it does and rolls of the tongue.
>>6761939
good read so far m8
>>6762145
CUTE
i couldn't help myself i did a quick one last night
>"Aww, dude, it's so crappy out. What do you feel like doin' today?"
>>6762345
Who are you and what are you doing in my room?
>>6762320
you monster, Leni will not forgive this.
>>6762359
it wasn't even that great, it kind of burned because it was so rushed too
but that's what i get for browsing the booru, ever
>>6762345
> walk into Walmart
> see this outside your window
> turn around 360 degrees and walk out.
Well this is a first. I'm actually too depressed to sleep.
>>6762382
Gotta work on that self control, just enjoy having your erection instead going for a frantic wank. Even if I am pretty guilty of the same thing.
>>6761687
Sorry for the late response. I will likely continue this story and have it be about Luna staying the night with Anon, I just have other things I need to work on at the moment. An update will be come for it in the next few days though.
I'll go ahead and put (WIP) on it as well.
>>6762462
i'm a very easily excitable person, right now i'm just edging, might do that throughout the day until tonight
>>6762440
dude what's up, you wanna talk about it?
>>6762345
LET ME EAT OUT THAT STINKY BUTT OF YOURS LOVE
>>6762505
Nothing much to talk about. Just something Yanmam said last night. I guess the reality of it finally sunk in.
Good morning!
*hernk*
>>6762629
well, i am sorry to hear that, dude
have digital hugs because i can't give you real ones
What if Luna was a high school friend who hung out with you and your friend group and over a few months you gradually formed a very close bond with her that all culminated in her asking you to prom, and the both of you having a truly magical night that end when you banging each other in the backseat?
>>6762629
what did she say this time
Are the Louds white trash?
>>6762681
you know what, you really fuck did it this time, i was struggling over getting a bag of fritos and some [HEALTHY CURRY] but now i'm gonna get some [SHITTY PIZZA THAT WILL RIP ME NEW ORIFICES] and fritos, if i vomit to death this is on you, you sadistic fuck i'll make sure i don't die in vain
>>6762715
luna fucking triggers me
don't--don't fucking play guitar with your hands filled with mustard
>>6762681
>banging each other in the backseat
Is that how you treat a lady? I'd take her out to nice and comfy place if she really wanted to do it. Only the best for my Luna!
>>6762730
>>6762691
>"If the chances of you getting married were low before, they're near impossible now. No one wants to marry a retard."
Just her giving me shit for telling her i've probably got HFA the other day. But she's right. I knew my chances of finding someone who loved me were slim at best, and have all but given up on getting laid, but now it's pretty much 0 on both counts. No one would willingly marry and breed with defective goods unless they're even more defective. Or I paid them. And I don't have money for the latter and am not willing to stoop so low as to allow the former to happen.
>>6762648
Thanks.
>>6762720
What if Luna encouraged eating healthier by cook for you and rewarded your good habits by being extra affectionate and supportive?
>>6761749
she a thot
>>6762756
You're a Wizard Harry.
>>6762761
well i guess i wouldn't want to let her down
you're not getting off the hook that easily
>>6762774
In about 8 years. Assuming I live that long.
>>6762789
I just turned 34 (forever alone with HFA), it's not so bad, just be glad you don't have more terrible genes like I do compounding the matter with an Anxiety-Depression disorder.
>>6762756
this is probably gonna sound cheesy but hear me out, please
everyone is everyone's type
people like people, as long as you're not some disgusting sociopath, you'll find someone who loves you, it's hard though, life is hard people in their 20s don't wanna live a comfy life with someone, they just wanna fuck, which sucks dick, but there are a handful of peeps like us who want a comfy romance with someone who genuinely cares for and supports them emotionally, despite me being really fucking crazy in my thinking i still have hope i'll find someone, i think my biggest thing is finding someone who's willing to open up to me, let me in, i don't like letting someone in and they don't let me in
>>6762823
this goes for you too
>>6762823
>Anxiety-Depression disorder
I've got news for you......
Shit that Guilty Gear Revelator story sucked. I know it's a fighting game but still.
>Christmas and New year soon
Looking forward for another end of year spent here, though this time with /tlhg/.
Who's worst content creator and why is it DJ Jissouseki?
>>6762841
Probably due to that MTHFR gene mutation. Inability to process folic acid, a key substance in mental development.
>>6762840
You do me proud, dude, I'm glad to see you this full of confidence.
>>6762857
>spent last new year with friends
>shit year
i don't know what i want anymore, i just hope i fade away like marty mcfly when the new year comes
>>6762743
You don't seem to understand, anon. To put this into perspective, all this is after prom. The both of you just had a lengthy romantic night of close contact and beautifully intimate slow dancing. By the time you get to the parking lot, Luna holding her heels and walking barefoot from exhaustion, you're both full of hormones and sexual tension that ready to burst at any moment. You open the passenger door for her like a true gentleman, and she jokingly thanks your chivalry. You sit down in the car, start it up and pull out of venue, all the while both of you gush over the night you just had. You never officially announced it, but you guys are dating now. After a few moments, a comfortable silence fills the air as you think about what to do next. It is prom night after all, and you want to get intimate with Luna, but you don't want to push your luck. All of the sudden, Luna exhales and askes you to pull over into an empty parking lot just as you're about to leave for the highway back to her house. You park, and then she jump hops on top of you and you're suddenly making out. You move things to the backseat for comfort.
>>6762899
Trump will fix everything, don't worry......... Now I wanna kill myself.
Well, I have to watch like 50 episodes of Lucha Underground, so I'll be away from the general for sometime
>>6762885
i hate to disappoint this isn't confidence it's more this weird hope thing i've got going on that never really leaves me i don't know why, i could probably watch reality crumble and after the initial panic and freaking would probably have some weird hope about how it'll be okay for everyone or how this is a better turn of events, whether i'm just THAT self-delusional or just full of hope is really up in the air
>>6762940
well shit, i'm not angry, i just liked her shrugging, i'm not angry!
>>6762861
>not sure if fishing for complements or actually thinks they're the worst
>>6762914
why don't you watch a real Sports Entertainment™ show, uce?
>>6762956
Nah, I unironically really think i'm the worst tbhq.
>>6762956
>nevada hoodie
i get that reference
sasebo slashing ain't no joke
>>6762973
well.
stop.
I want a cute pupper like Lincoln's
>>6760732
>smegma
Not on Lynn's watch
>>6762957
Because that one's not entertaining
People who actually have faith in Trump are fucking morons who can't be reasoned with. Don't like Trump? You're a non believer. Trump does something stupid? Oh he's just human. Trump ruins the economy? It's not all his fault. I seriously don't understand why people irredeemably suck this man's cock, and that's just in general. He runs a successful business, that's not something to praise to high heaven for. He says wacky things I guess, and people just a wacky old son of a gun goof ball for president. Look kiddies, it's silly old Trump! Look at the silly faces! Look at the little memes! He's such a character! Ohhhhhh!! I also like how they just think everything's going to be okay you know just because. Just because he's president. Ok cool sure we'll see. Sure whatever you fucking idiots.
>>6763028
>nobody cares.
>>6763028
Someone's upset.
>>6762940
I choose to assume the best, for now. If it is hope, never let it die.
>>6762934
Leni's desire to be a mother is truly wonderful, even in goofy hentai form.
Decided to rewrite Pokemon Loud Version for some reason - I guess I wasn't satisfied with how it was going.
It's been updated with the new version - read it, don't read it, flat-out ignore it - I really don't care. Enjoy.
http://pastebin.com/RJ9Pu6vg
>>6763055
Leni would be an awful mother who wouldn't know how to properly can for a small child. It would likely be malnourished and get frequently injured for foolish, careless, and very easily avoidable reasons. The child would suffer from its provide's lack of intelligence, and this wouldn't be cute or quirky mistakes either. Leni would fundamentally fail at basic parenting skills. I could easily see the child even dying under her care.
>>6763094
>"Look Ronnie Anne, I know you watch lots of porn, but guys aren't really hung like that, also haven't you heard it's the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat?"
>>6763094
I want Ronnie to give me a blowjob in the shower.
>>6763094
>buck ass teeth
girl would shark bite that benis meng.
>>6763101
>"I-It's okay, Lincoln. I think you're pretty big. Why don't you d-ditch this size queen and some back home with me?"
I want to fondle Maggie's funbags!
>>6763028
all you have to do is research all the shit hillary has behind her and you could see why. I only wanted trump simply because the only alternative would be hillary.
Trump isn't perfect, but he's all we got, unless (((They))) sucessfully take the election away with all this 'Russians stole the election' bullshit.
>>6763142
>"You ain't gotta lie to me Lynn, just you appreciating Abe is enough, Ronnie Anne is probably a slut anyway if she thinks like that."
>>6763128
Forget shark bites, a BJ from her would operate on the same mechanical principle as a carrot peeler.
>>6763099
That why she's Lily's primary caregiver after Lori?
Real fun hours
>>6763166
>Abe
>>6763094
100% QT
>>6763157
i told a friend if that shit happens, i'm gonna just go, i'm gonna probably walk to nevada to die in the desert or something man, i want the world to end but not like that
>>6763094
cute
>>6763094
Are those... kayak sideburns?
>>6763166
Now I'm picturing Lincoln's dick with a stovepipe hat and pube beard. "Four score and seven faps ago..."
>>6763028
Yeah goys don't listen to Trump. You should denounce him and let your trustworthy big government take care of everything.
Trust your government.
>>6763157
Not him, but Hillary (for how fucking scary she is) is the better candidate at least based on what Trump has said since he really doesn't have an established political track record. All in all the parties are what matters, not the president.
It's a mixed bag either way, Hillary would be a lame duck due to the House and Senate being republican and she'd never get re-elected so it could be a while before Dems have any meaningful or significant standing politically for what a short-term win this could have been.
Ultimately the Republicans have just become too reactionary and dangerous to be the political party in charge resorting to the worst aspects of our nature as Americans to win the House and Senate with controversial backwards dead-enders. That doesn't mean the Dems are great either, but I'd rather have a party that fails at trying to do the right thing than one that succeeds at doing the wrong thing. Now if they could just give up their fucking gun control shtick they might actually get somewhere with the voters. I mean really, take a fucking hint, right or wrong, America isn't ready for realistic policies on gun control, bide your time and focus on other shit until the generational shift is more in your favor.
Ultimately if you're have an IQ over 70 or aren't some shit head teen who's first election this was, you vote liberal, because well, it gets better results in spite of it's glaring flaws and speculative fear mongering by critics of it. Unfortunately every country gets the Government it deserves and well, let's just say No-Child-Left Behind combined with degenerative genetics hasn't done so much good for ours.
Feel free to disagree if you want, doesn't really matter one way or another at this point.
How do you make a girl mad at you but still want to fuck?
>>6763187
>trump is going to cause WWIII they said
I guess in some sick sense he might just cause it.
>>6763239
Go away europe.
>>6763267
Forgets China
>>6763247
You tell her you'll make it up to her on stage after stealing her spotlight and just hatefuck her there until she loves it
>>6763228
Yeah, because Big Business is so much more trustworthy than Big Government. Because there aren't Jews behind Big Business, no, none at all.
Big Government's business is maintaining the status quo and livelihoods of people so they can pay taxes and function as a healthy country. It can have some scary repercussions if let go too far, but ultimately the Government's chief concern is that you have a job and pay taxes and are healthy component of the economy.
Big Business's business is making as much money possible for as few of people as possible while shipping jobs overseas to achieve said goal. It's also the biggest factor behind Lobbyists as a cancerous element in politics which has resulted in too many politicians having their hands in the cookie jar so to speak. It's a snake eating it's own tail and time and time again it ends in a disaster with either a crippling recession of socialist revolution.
>>6763273
> ad hominem
Yup all dem smart intellectual types over in fancy pants land. All we needz is our gunz & bibles.
>>6763267
I wish people would stop saying "Election hacking". Russia didn't hack the election. They hacked the DNC which led to the Clinton Email leaks. People are acting like Russia went in on the day of the election and gave Trump votes. They simply exposed Clinton and it opened up the public's eyes. Now the DNC is throwing a fit because Trump won, so they're grasping at straws to get Clinton in to office.
>>6763239
hillary takes money from globalists, banks, and mudslimes all while telling americans that she is in support of them. Combine that with all the buried shit on her like clinton cash and her emails it gets worse.
also when talking about senate and house being republicans, you need to account for neo-cons who gladly support hillary over trump.
also I'm not sure how you can say the republican party is the the reactionary and dangerous ones when the liberals/democrats/globalists cabal have organized riots and 'protests' and fabricated this whole trump/russia story just to prevent him from the presidency.
either way you are right that it doesnt matter at this point.
>it's a political discussion episode
At least it isn't cc drama, I guess.
>>6763359
Politics more like LOLitics amirite?
>>6763339
Except we're not seeing any real push from the DNC or Clinton for this, just a few states independently doing recounts.
>>6763343
There's really not a single argument to be had in this entire post.
Trump took money from the same people so what's your point? Also, the use of "globalism" as a bad thing is laughable rhetoric by backwards nationalists.
Neo-Cons didn't support Hillary either, they just didn't want to be associated with Trump assuming that he would lose the election. Also I've yet to see any evidence of riots or protests being organized by any official political party, at least with no more evidence than the elections being hacked anyway.
It's clear from your language that you've been preached to in the choir from way too long as words & ideas inherently devoid of any positive or negative connotation are freely used with implicit intention of such.
At best you're enacting a gross double-standard, at worst you're praising degenerative social policy.
>>6763359
Are you even watching the press conference? Fucking Obama can't even answer a question (he spent 20 minutes rambling and just got to question 2) and keeps supporting Trump.
He has no script to read from, he's fucking up hard.
>>6760723
still looking forward to that twist ending
>>6762861
ok you dumb shit yes you are the worse, ive seen this fucking shit post for so long, always fishing for something from somebody you asshole, there you got your (you), now stop drawing and stop being a complete utter waste of space
>>6763399
Would you rather he didn't support Trump?
>>6763359
Yeah i guess that's true.
Though i really hope all shitposters and the off-topic /pol/ posters get that Christmas spirit or whatever and cut it down a notch in the Holidays.
Shitposters you've had your fill the last couple of days and /pol/ posters you've had a grand all time during the elections.
Give us some breathing room at least For Christmas and New Years guys.
>>6763399
I'm not sure what point you're exactly trying to make here.
>>6763094
>You will never lick Ronnie's feet after a shower while she calls you a lame-o while looking incredibly flustered.
Just fucking die in my sleep already senpai.
>>6763399
>>6763424
I'm saying that the /pol/ talk is hilarious and that Obama is mining salt from the lefties and has no real idea what the fuck he's doing. He held a press conference and all the dems thought he was going to go to war with russia over the hacks, but instead he's just rambling on about nothing in particular and keeps backing up trump.
It's fucking gold.
Have a Luna.
...is anyone else feeling a bit of burnout lately?
What if Luna stole $60,000 from you and disappeared for 6 months then eventually washed back up at your house suffering from withdrawal?
>>6763441
Because Obama wants a smooth transition, he care about the Country more than the bias of one party over another.
Also since there is no evidence of there being any hacking of the election results there's really no precedent for him to go to war with Russia outside of the DNC hack.
Furthermore why would he go to war if there was no reassurance that the new Government wouldn't follow it up? Trump is buddy buddy with the Russians so it would just look bad on Obama for starting something no one would finish.
I think at this point Politics are nothing more than football to people like you who set in their mind what they want to believe then skew the facts and context however they need to in order to fit that after the fact.
Oh my god, Obama literally made a liberal in the audience get physically ill to the point where he had to call a doctor for them.
Fucking gold.
>>6763447
have been m8
>>6763399
>He's not doing what I want so I'm mad
>>6763441
> Obama acting in a truly noble by-partisan manner
> "HAHAHAHAHAAHA! LIBTARDS BTFO!!!
Typical conservative millennial. All too eager to jump on a bandwagon with out any idea where it's goiong.
>>6763247
Say "no" when she asks you to fuck her of course.
>>6763498
You should watch the livestream. He said that you Latte Sipping, politically correct types are out of touch with the rest of the world. He's actually right for once.
>>6763447
for quite a while, my man
>>6763479
Are you enjoying your football?
>>6763512
He's always been right for the most part (except about Gun control and the manditory parts of Obamacare), but you've just had it in your head that he was wrong because his name is "Obama". Probably were convinced he was a Muslim for much of this term as well.
>>6763530
Whoa.
OBAMA JUST SAID ELECTION WAS 100% LEGIT AND THAT TRUMP IS THE LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT ELECT
This is my Luna
>>6763447
I'm just about done with the thread due to last night's incident. Might just leave until February.
>>6763447
Thought it'd be weird to say.
>>6763512
I don't drink Latte and I ain't politically correct, I just have a higher IQ than my fellow American so I vote smarter. Still I can't blame alot of people for not trusting Hillary even though she was the objective lesser of two evils (at least in terms of who the safer vote would be).
>>6763572
WEW LAD HES BACKING OFF KINDA
>>6763576
What was the incident?
>>6763585
>>6763587
CP
>>6763587
Lots of people got argumentative af
>>6763572
>>6763584
Yes, this was obvious from the get go. Had there actually been any hack they would have done something about it already. He's just trying to unify the country behind the new president like any good President would. I don't know why any of this is surprising since there's been zero push by the DNC for a full recount or investigation into the matter.
>>6763814
That one picture of a young girl spreading her legs? Pretty harmless compared to some of the art that's been posted here.
Reminder that Obama will be ending his term with a higher approval rating of any outgoing president in the past fifty years.
>>6763845
>steals brother's clothes to impress a boy
SLUT
>>6763828
See, rational people understand this. But unfortunately most people are fucking retarded and the media is pushing so hard to get Clinton in office and all they're saying is "HURR TRUMP WON WITH HACKING"
Obama is blowing the fuck out of retards right now and is basically turning the majority of his party against him.
>>6763585
>>6763576
How do people still not grasp the concept of being busy despite so many CCs and non-CCs have said so themselves, how they're busy with education, exams and other shit.
And the recent shitposts were tame compared to other times
We only have a little over a week until the Holidays, why don't you guys decide the state of the general then, when most will have free time?
>inb4 stop denying the general is slow
Nobody is denying that, but you guys are basically calling the patient's death time when they're sitting on the bed with a disease that's not life threatening
>>6763895
There's a difference between being burnt out and being busy.
>>6763876
There's also been relatively little push in media about Trump winning with hacking surprisingly. Unless you mean social media in which case you really need to consider the source.
We also have no evidence that his party is turning against him or don't feel the same way. I imagine most of the party are angry at the Clintons for using their influence to force Hillary as the Democratic candidate so they're in full agreeal with Obama on this quite noble declaration.
You seem to have this bad habit of associating social media with "the media" and tumblr with the democratic party.
Really the only people throwing a fuss over the matter is the third party candidates. Even Hillary hasn't come out demanding a recount, she's just been silent. I think you're just trying to hype yourself up by reading more into this than what there actually is.
>>6763876
Point in case, he just answered the question of "Did Russia hack the election?" and said No. Follow up question? "YEAH BUT LIKE, ARE YOU SURE? CAN YOU SAY 100% THAT PUTIN DIDN'T HACK THE ELECTION?"
>>6763845
>>6763814
Really, that's it?
How new are some people in this general, on this site? Seriously
>>6763923
Probably newfags from tumblr and the booru
>>6763921
Fishing for soundbites and mainstream media denial are two different things. The reporters want a story, they want controversy regardless of any perceived social agenda. Obama telling them everything is fine is not as good a story as "Russia might have hacked us, but we don't think so."
>>6763908
I'm mostly talking to the people that keep saying "it's over, general's dead" seriously.
And you can't expect people to shit out content and other stuff every single day, feeling burnt out is nothing out of the ordinary, happens to everybody. But it goes away too
>>6763972
Nobody was talking about thegeneral being dead, though.
>>6763920
He's answered a total of like 4 questions in the past hour. All of them have been related to social media users believing russia hacked the election and rigged it so trump won. Obama keeps telling people NO.
And of course we're on the internet, the salt mine comes from social media users, SJWs, and idiot college kids. He's shitting all over them. In the real world, this won't be big news. Online and at colleges, it's a fucking shitstorm. These are the fucks who start protests. They are the vocal minority, and we can't help but to hear about it when they use the internet as their medium.
Enough drama already. Post some Lisa instead!
>>6764026
He finally got a real question, answered it, and we're right back to people trying to push for him to say "VOTE CLINTON MONDAY!"
>>6763171
I've noticed Leni holding Lily more.
All Linka wants for Decemberween is a hug
>>6764076
I'll give her a lewd hug.
>>6764076
What the fuck is decemberween?
Is that what atheists call christmas?
Will we have someone draw dakis for all the Loud House qts from which we can use to custom order next year?
Or is there some legal bullshit tied to that?
>>6764054
There's no drama, there's /pol/ posting.
At least they're not spamming conflict and shit stirring i guess
>>6764092
>he doesn't know about the magic of the Decemberween Thnikkaman
>>6764115
Nigger
>>6763405
I don't care for the silly complements but I care about honest opinions like yours.
Thank you for being honest anon!
>>6764058
kek obama flat out told people to fuck off with trying to change the outcome of the EC vote. Said america, and the people spoke, and quit trying to change it.
>>6764115
Or you know, just shitposting
Or wait you're trying to start shit by blaming discord again. I mean, dude, we already have /pol/ posters, give us a break. Post about how you want to fuck or love or both your favorite Loud or something
/pol/lution should be in their own board, not shitting up ours
>>6764133
It's compliments you illiterate shitstain.
You're welcome.
>>6763895
>>6764162
Many other boards have tried to push them out, this isn't the only place they do this, which is why a lot of people kept talking shit about /pol/ when Hiro lied about about the site not doing well.
Best thing to do is ignore. Best thing to do with any shitposter is ignore. Giving attention will only make it worse
Would Bobby?
Would you?
/tlhg/ has always been conservative, go to plebbit if you want a liberal hugbox and loud house stuff
>>6762840
>actual official art by savino himself
unf so good
>>6764225
uwotm8?
>>6764217
Yes
>>6764218
>>6764232
unless that "@savinoboy" on the bottom there is not the dude himself that drew it
>>6764217
>Would Bobby?
Nah, too dumb to even notice advances.
>Would you?
sure.
>>6764225
That's not Savino's art. Have you seen his actual art? He's pretty bad at drawing the characters compared to what we see in the show. Look at the story board art. That's basically how he draws everyone.
That's just some korean, and in korea they have to give copyright credit else they be up shit creek without a paddle.
>>6764162
After you, /co/
>>6764259
That's for Instagram, the artist's signature is in the actual picture.
>>6764266
You're thinking of a different artist. This is some black guy.
>>6764280
Well the point still stands. It ain't Savino. I assumed it was some korean because they're the only ones who directly mention the IP owners in the fan art.
>>6764272
i'm not /co/, faggot
>>6764312
I think I've only seen the one guy do that.
would leni be into mutual masturbation and watching hentai together?
>>6764319
You'd fit right in.
>>6764335
Probably, if it makes you happy. And why would you not fuck Leni?
>>6764372
it's not why would i not fuck her, but i guess yeah..
sex is scary, dude, it is just horrific for me, never done it, and i'm partly such i don't wanna do it, i'm really into handstuff though and mutual masturbation, i mean i'd try it with leni but like, i'd have to be absolutely sure of like so many things
ugh i feel so gross from eating that pizza, only half but i'm disgusted, i'm beginning to hate pizza, which is a good thing, i honestly should've gotten the curry, i'm so fucking grossed out right now, i'm gonna go do sit-ups or something tomorrow
you did this to me abuseguy or "What if..." lunaposter
>>6760252
Will Savino ever hint Lucy having a brother-complex for Lincoln?
>>6764466
>ugh i feel so gross from eating that pizza, only half but i'm disgusted, i'm beginning to hate pizza
I oddly know that feel
>>6760252
will we get that fresh universal reset i desire so deeply?
>>6764479
>in that one video game, Lucy is an option for who dropped a love letter in his locker
>>6764489
pizza can be good, and it can be disgusting.. it's beginning to be disgusting, how can i live a tough slavsquattin' lifestyle if i eat pizza? i can't, i only get it because it's close thus easy access i always go back, i always swear off pizza but i go back, like a junkie looking for his next fix, i can't take it anymore, pizza is the bane of my existance..
>>6764343
you first, i insist
>>6764426
You do know that the term "Mutual masturbation" is a joke term for having sex, right?
>>6764555
this is very distressing, what if i just wanna tug it with someone?
>>6764564
>tfw Ultrahand will never draw Keijo inspired LH fanart.
>>6764564
>>6764585
>wanting Ultra to draw more fat shit
>>6764555
Not always
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2dwcNxXc9I
>>6764707
NEET Lori needs to be loved and taken care of.
>>6764762
this is very misleading, i mean just side-by-side she's schlickin' it, i'm tugging it, we're into what we're watching minimal touching if any
>>6764762
>That's not tagged as Mutual Masturbation
Now it is.
>>6764779
See, that's what I thought Mutual Masturbation always meant. Two people fapping/schlicking together to whatever is tickling their fancy, and to watching each other go to town.
>The perfect Holiday Fan Art Friday!!!
>10 Loud Days of Christmas by our fabulous Nicktern Chelsea!
>>6764828
That's damn cute.
>>6764869
>tfw emotional dildo
>>6764892
emotional dildos aren't fun nor amusing, anon!
>>6764914
They aren't when you leave them on the "wistfully melancholy" setting too long. Then you have to spend far too long coaxing them back into letting you stick new batteries into them.
>>6764950
okay that made me laugh
but it's just a term i use with far less funny implications!
>>6764970
What a cute.
And here's a Leni. Non-thicc.
>>6764985
A vision of warmer times in the dead of winter, and more importantly, of a warm heart and radiant soul. Thank you man!
>>6764985
prefection
What if Luke wanted you to go this after-party with him and you show up late and find him and his little sister coked out of their minds getting fucked by 5 guys each?
>>6765044
I'd fuck right off home and never talk to his gay ass again
>>6765044
Don't give a fuck, because I'm with pure Loni.
>>6762957
BECAUSE SONEONE BRINGS A GUN TO THE RING
>tfw /co/ manages to make you laugh for the first time in weeks
Too bad it didn't last.
>>6765142
ok.
Left 4 Dead thread
>It's a sister feet episode
>>6765259
>tfw try to friend someone who's made you feel awful but realize nothing good will come it
i want off this ride called "Reality"
>>6765253
>wah I knocked up my sister
Dumbass
>>6765309
If they've made you feel awful, why are you trying to friend them, or did you mean unfriend?
Either way, that sounds really crappy dude. I'd offer a virtual hug, but I could only find my bro-selfie hug image.
>>6765395
it's an issue i'd rather not state on somewhere public no no, i meant friend, refriend i've been having close calls lately with certain problems an i really don't wanna relapse
you've been such good friend and i feel like i'm nothing but a depressing dennis and i'm really fucking sorry for that, thnk you for the digital bro-selfie hug image
How would you fuck with sleepy confused Leni?
>>6765309
>>6765309
Story time?
I love Lucy
>>6765550
this is a story you don't wanna hear, it's nothing good, just sad and pathetic
>>6765453
cute
CLEAR!
>>6761727
Lynn
>>6765760
Why do they always say CLEAR when they use those things?
>>6765467
Don't be sorry, it's just how your life is going and you've nothing to apologize for. I'm just happy I can help in some way. I know I sometimes feel the same way, like I'm a depressing burden to some of my friends, but I don't mind, dude. And that's the thing, most of them don't really mind either.
Just don't truly despair, okay?
>>6765538
Tell her it's Clothing Optional Day
>>6765760
I LIVE... AGAIN!
What if you got Lynn for Christmas?
>>6765800
Because they're transferring thousands of volts of electricity to a specific part of a human body. Humans are pretty good conductors. They shout clear to signal that no one should be touching the body, lest they want a big shock.
>>6765826
I want a Lynndog instead
>>6765801
i'll try not to, i'm just doing some really questionable stuff
DCT Maggie.
Holy shit, this place truly is dead.
>>6766206
I really hope the show's hiatus really be over soon.
>>6766206
good
>>6766202
Noice titters
>>6765826
YES!
>>6766206
RIP
>>6766206
No new episodes until 2017, so nah.
>>6766206
I don't see you trying to prompt discussion of any kind.
Holy fuck christmas shopping is busting my balls. How are you doing today /tlhg/?
>>6766350
thinking about having a party with the last bit of nyquil! or i could save it for new year's evening so i can sleep riiiiiight thrugh it
>>6766350
Finally my semester ended, passed all my classes. My professional practice starts next year.
It'll be intense.
>>6766350
been getting comfy all day and wrapping up presents
>>6766206
I think it's pretty understandable, honestly. We're in indefinite haitus mode. That said, I believe we can still stick to metaphorical business as usual so long as people are content with a slower paced discussion. Look at the We Bare Bears threads for example. I never did, but I noticed once that their general's thread can stay up for, like, two days. I doubt we'll get to that point though. We still have about three threads a day, which is certainly a long shot from six or seven back during summer, but don't let that put you down.
I have an emotional investment to these threads and this general, an irrational amount even. I have to admit this haitus have been tough in culmination with other things, but we just have to keep truckin'. We're a community, and as long as there are still a few people here, we're weather the storm and come out a stronger one. I mean, come on guys. This fandom isn't even a year old. This is make or break time right here.
>>6766350
Ran around all day trying to find a damn tshirt for christmas
>>6766350
sick but feeling better after 2 and 1/2 hot toddy's. Doing some wash gladly done work for the week but still need to drive my gf to her job tommorow she's even worse than me.
More Momma Lori art
>>6766424
That's a good idea for how Lori was caught.
>>6766416
>doing things for your gf like a whipped bitch
>>6766350
Bored, could be better. Clicking update every five seconds
>>6766433
Nothing wrong with getting whipped every now and then anon it's called foreplay.
nicest content creators
>>6766457
Vinnie
meanest content creators
>>6766424
I like this concept. Repost the previous ones, please.
>>6766492
Drawfriend?
>>6766492
Jestsumguy cause he's lording his faggot of a girlfriend over us right now!
>>6766508
The comic or the Christmas stuff?
>>6766521
The christmas stuff. I missed it.
>>6766457
dop.
>>6766457
Dawnfiend
>>6766560
>>6766517
elaborate please
>>6766202
This with Maggie and Lincoln/Lynn when?
>>6766563
who the fuck is dop
>>6766560
>>6766584
I'll never let Momma Lori go.
>>6766206
You just gotta wait till 2017
>>6766623
You said that last time too, we get it
>>6766206
And at least one anon is going to be dead soon
>>6766424
>"So grandma and grandpa are dea-"
>"Not around anymore, yes."
>"O-oh. I wish I could've met them."
>"...Lily, you have to understand that mom and d- I mean grandma and grandpa aren't... they weren't great parents. I always wanted to give you a better life than want I got. As much as I miss them, I think grandma and grandpa are in a better place..."
>"Is everything okay, mommy?"
>"Y-yes, sweetie. It's just a little tough talking about them, that's all."
>"I'm sorry."
>"It's not your fault, Lily! Anyway, that's all there really is to know about them."
>"Do I have any aunts or uncles?"
>"...Yeah. Just two. You have an aunt named Leni and an uncle named Lincoln."
>"Really!"
>"Yeah, but they're busy doing their own adult things, sweetie. They have their own life's and families, so-"
>"So I couldn't visit them either?"
>"Probably not... but... maybe one day uncle Lincoln can come over. I'll probably have a lot of explaining to do, but I'm sure he'd love to see you again."
>"That sounds fun! I literally can't wait!"
>>6766616
Who would you want to work on it?
>>6766619
i broke up with my imaginary girlfriend a year ago, but didn't constantly flaunt her in people's face, i get what you mean he could have just said "A friend." or "Someone."
or maybe i'm just bitter
I want to squeeze 'em
>>6766644
Last time? This is my first time saying that
>>6766644
"Last time" was probably me, not him.
>>6766492
ME
>>6766666
>>6766666
>>6766666
>>6766666
NOICE
>>6766424
could someone give me the lore of the "Momma Lori" AU?
>>6766678
>>6766666
YOOOOO
>>6766623
I don't think I could make a series out of this, I just draw what randomly pops up in my head when I listen to music. Plus it would feel like I stole the idea when many people helped create Momma Lori
>>6766652
I love it
>>6766657
Most i can do is draw shitty pics and maybe throw a few shitty ideas
>>6766686
http://pastebin.com/rRCzS6Cs
>>6766666
HOLY SHIT! CHECKED
>>6766686
Once upon a time, Lori tried and failed to get pregnant with Bobby. After they eventually broke up due to Bobby not being able to handle her emotional baggage following the whole situation, Lori ran away to raise Lily as if she was her own child.
>>6766666
MAGGET
>>6766657
Also I don't mind who does it, I've said before I'd like to see multiple people's interpretation on the idea.
Congrats on the Quints from /sug/
>>6766666
How pissed is the rest of /trash/ going to be this time?
>>6766716
Yo man, I'm just spitballing one-off ideas. Wright and I have an understanding of what we'd potential like to accomplish with the story. This was just a little green I wrote to add substance to the universe. Take it or leave it, I just felt like writing it.
>>6766766
Thanks, /sug/
I'm still not too sure how I exactly want older Lily to look. You guys like my design for her?
>>6766720
tulpas
that's all i'm gonna say
>>6766771
At least we won't get the obligatory "pedos BTFO again" post.
what if Lincoln attempts to track down and find Lori and Lily (may or may not do it ace savvy style)
>>6766728
I made a small bit of it but I don think I'm good enough to do the whole story here's a guest paste of what I've done.
>http://pastebin.com/Vi6QmkKM
>>6766791
I enjoy it I think it's cute that she has a similar hair cut to Lori smart too so this way she'll look more like her.
>>6766805
so godless sound?
>>6766838
no lily is dead in godless sound
What if Luna got addicted to herion and tried to sell Lincoln's blood to get her fix?
>>6766805
Maybe that's how Lori gets caught later.
>>6766831
I'm really starting to like this design.
>tfw you wanna narrate something for /tlhg/
>>6766591
Our Chilean ray of sunshine and hope.
>>6766901
Get that rhyming guy to make a genuine Christmas story.
>>6766932
you mean dr. swooce?
nah, i dunno him
>>6766666
Oh shit! This is one for the books. [spoiler]Hopefully this is a sign of a new golden age.[/spoiler]
In this Momma Lori thing I can see when Lily goes back home Lincoln being the one she gets along with the best
>>6766857
Wow spoilers much!?
>>6766814
Really great, I enjoy it.
>>6766958
It would make sense Lincoln is a younger Lori after all
>>6766976
I think the general idea is that Lincoln would be the one person in the house that Lily would open up too.
>>6766947
Not what I meant, and I'm not gonna hunt through the archives for the whole thing but WF specifically wanted to write with AG and AG said he didnt want to write for the idea. Not like it matters anyway since WF is a fuckin ghost now but it still looks shitty
>>6767008
WF is still around he just hasn't updated anything lately
>>6767008
They're both free to do what they want, let them talk about it.
Also, Wrightfag is so busy helping everyone else write their crap that he's basically stopped writing his own crap.
>>6766950
>"If we could remain focused,"
>Lisa said with a huff,
>"We can get this done quick
>And collect all the stuff.
>We have limited time
>Granted by our relations
>To locate and purchase
>Christmas decorations."
>Luna gave her a wink.
>"Don't you worry your head.
>I've got us a plan,"
>The elder girl said.
>>6767044
VIII when?
Next thread:
>>6766732
>>6767048
Something tonight supposedly, if not I'm dropping it.
>>6767045
and i narrate this? uh okay!
>>6767008
>WF specifically wanted to write with AG and AG said he didnt want to write for the idea
No I didn't. I told him I want interested after finishing a few more projects. Not to mention the fact that we've specific discussed what we'd do if we were to try it. I never shot him down.
>Not like it matters anyway since WF is a fuckin ghost now
He's written some stuff, and he's still have at work on Velvet Fist. You should check out his pastebin. He wrote five fics in a row back in October if you haven't read them.
>>6767059
Nice try, but he's not online in discord.
>>6767048
What is this Velvet Fist everyone talks about and where can I get it?
>>6767086
Its Drama
>>6767061
If he gets around to finishing it in time. Last I heard he was having trouble with it.
>>6767045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00qAsdyLm6S
For those too lazy to read.
>>6767082
I wasn't saying that like I was him, I was saying I'm tired of him saying he's going to do something and then not doing anything. Fuck, it's been months now. Fuck him moving to discord, too.
>>6767086
http://pastebin.com/gjT3HzmR
It's a fic about Leni going off her medication. It's a lengthy read, but it's totally worth it. In my opinion it only gets better as it processes.
>>6766960
it is LITERALLY mentioned in the very beginning
>>6767130
>tfw you'll never hear Voiceanon's velvet pipes again
God hates me.
>>6767130
I'm also not Voiceanon I'm just bored and drunk.
>>6767161
sorry dude
who's voiceanon, did he do storytimes and such?
>>6767161
>tfw You will never hear him read Inadequate
>tfw You will never hear him read the rhyming fics
>tfw Your voice can never replace his
>>6767122
>people tell them to go to discord
>pissed they go to discord
>>6767186
Gotcha I won't do a recording again sorry to those I've tricked.
>>6767181
http://pastebin.com/wYRB5eDt
He read fanfics.
>>6767204
Those people were assholes too, but they didn't have to go. They don't even work on their collab anymore, so the whole point for going is gone.
>>6767220
>Cedric35k
>Abuse"""Guy"""
fucking why
>>6767232
They are doing the christmas fics now chill out they will come back to it
>>6767250
Those are the stories that Voiceanon read. Take it up with him.
>>6767234
>have vocaroo open
>ready to do it
>chiken out way too hard
>>6767232
>They don't even work on their collab anymore
Well, we kind of got sidetracked by the Christmas Collab. That actually took a decent amount of effort to organize.
>>6767270
Do a quick story. Like this one.
http://pastebin.com/Q1dFQVaB
>>6767270
DO IT YOU FAGGOT
YOU HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING TO LOSE
>>6767270
But Lily's excited to hear you! Lookit that face!
>>6767280
>quick
>334 lines
>>6767520
Do more please. I'll gladly sent you links if needed.
>>6767577
>do more
why tho
>>6767596
Why not? We need more content.
>>6766397
If it's any consultation some anons, myself included, will probably still be here even then. Doing what? Who knows.
>>6767622
uh, sure, i'll just take it as a compliment
When image limit is reached, go here >>6766732
>>6767622
i mean like, link me some stuff to read
>>6767649
You should. Read this.
http://pastebin.com/UAhzHxgh
>>6767712
>widdle saga
man i'll try
i expect a steam game of 30$ of more per reading
well fuck..
>middle of reading widdle wincoln
>mom bothers me to borrow money
should i just restart the whole thing or post the 2 minute snippet i have and record another part with me reading the rest?
>>6767868
The latter.
>>6767887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RkDBxH4Ndz
>>6763239
> America isn't ready for realistic policies on gun control
Like keeping guns away from Blacks and other non-Whites?
>>6763331
> Big Government's business is maintaining the status quo and livelihoods of people so they can pay taxes and function as a healthy country. It can have some scary repercussions if let go too far, but ultimately the Government's chief concern is that you have a job and pay taxes and are healthy component of the economy.
So when will Big Government ban mass immigration of the likes of Niggers from Somalia? Or Muslims?
>>6763536
> Won't admit Islam has to do with terrorism
> Said Trayvon Martin could've been his son and supports the Thug Lives Matter
>Supports war in Syria. Against a ruler who's not a Muzzlefag like ISIS (Assad)
>>6763582
Ever notice how White America rejected Hillary? How does that work if IQ is the issue? Since Whites have a higher IQ than Blacks and Beaners.
>>6763849
> pretending the majority of Whites support Obama
>>6768757
Cool story.
>>6768873
>t. Nigger lives matter supporter
>>6768898
Nice reply.
>>6768757
>being this much of a poltard
>>6769104
>not chimpingout with the other Hillary supporters
I don't remember McCain and Romney's supporters rioting.