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Jasper fucking Sapphire when?
Are /FREAKS/ softies at heart?
>Gems have giant hand ships that can fire explosive lasers
>Their infantry still fights with melee weapons
You'd think an "advanced" space faring species would have figure out the concept of a gun at some point.
>>6756069
They're softies in the head that's for sure.
>>6756070
>He hasn't seen the energy bow
>Or the robots
>>6756081
since you saw it anyway... This is what i meant to post
>>6756081
Which Gems like which weapons? I reckon Jasper is an M1 Garand sort of person.
Here we go.
>>6756112
I think Jasper would like a BAR basically a fully automatic version of the M1
>Steven and Lapis stood atop the water tower.
>Steve using his healing spit managed to heal her broken gem.
>Lapis finally smiled for the first time in centuries her beautiful blue eyes meeting Steven's as she thanked him.
>Steven was mesmerized by her beauty, Her slender form her long beautiful legs her sad yet sweet voice and her star like eyes made Steven feel things he never felt before.
>Steven blushed and said "No prob Bob,"
>Lapis giggled amused by this odd yet sweet gem.
>Lapis wanted to leave Earth yet this sweet gem some how stopped her instead of flying away she stayed,
>Lapis said "Are you sure you dont want to come with me? I can tell your not like those other gems you really do care about me."
>Steven said "I care about you because even though the gems treat you like you're bad I know you're good, I can tell yore different then any other gem I've ever met you're so different you're so....p-pretty"
>Lapis felt her butterfly's in her stomach. Why did this cute little gem make her feel so happy.
>Lapis looked at Steven as her expression became sadder.
>"I can tell you're different too Steven you're just like me theirs no one else like you..."
>Steven almost felt like a knife went through his chest because it was true there was no one else like him no one who understood how he really felt.
>Steven said in a more shaky voice "I love everyone... I love the gems and my family but I still feel alone...I even have a "girlfriend" but she doesn't get me either. Even though I'm surrounded by people and gems all the time I....always feel alone....."
>Lapis knelled down in front of Steven she could see that tears were forming in his eyes.
>Lapis reached out and wiped a single tear away.
>Steven could see tears in her eyes too yet she was smiling warmly at him.
>"I know how you feel even back on homeworld no gem understood me...no gem cared...but you,,, you care, You helped me when no else would you gave me the greatest gift someone like me could ask for."
I think Peal would be a Sharps kind of gal.
>>6756070
Why use a gun when you can fire energy balls that explode from your melee weapons?
Seriously, fuck off /k/ if you don't even watch the show.
>>6756159
>Steven looked at her and said "I set you free? trying to put on a smile through the tears.
>Lapis said "Better then that...I finally found someone just like me and I found someone to care about....."
>Steven and Lapis embraced in a hug there tears streaming into each others shoulders as they held one another close
>Both Steven and Lapis were tearing up unable to hold back there true emotions
>Both gems pulled away there misty eyes gazed deep into one another.
>Both gems never felt this before this passion this warm deep feelings hurting in there chests.
>Lapis could only say "Steven..." and Steven replied "Lapis...."
>Both gems felt there faces inch closer as they pressed there lips together kissing each other.
>Both gems had never kissed before but it was such a wonderful feeling there kiss became more passionate and deep.
>They kissed for what felt like forever before pulling back.
>Steven and Lapis looked at one another in silence both gems smiled at one another and giggled.
>Lapis said one last time "Steven come with me I...I love you...."
>Steven said "I want to be alone with you Lapis just you and me we can explore the world together I can show you just how beautiful this planet is."
>Lapis smiled "As long as you're with me ill follow you anywhere Steven."
>From below the gems Greg and Connie saw Lapis with Steven riding on her back flying far away unsure of were they were heading.
>Steven looked at Lapis and smiled as he put his head against her back and closed his eyes waiting for what ever destination awaited both gems....
Hoping I fixed all the errors, hope you enjoy it.
Merchant Anon here, just prepping for next week's Christmas hours...
Oh, and the poll's still up for my next pin order.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11878433/
>>6756070
Their fucking tech support had a Mega Man-style hand cannon, are you seriously extrapolating what their modern military is like from a 5000 year old relic of a soldier?
>>6756172
>why use guns
because they are the best choice. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TOO!....
THE POCKET CANNON
>>6756069
My achey breaky heart beats only for Jasper
If it weren't for her I would be dead inside
AMETHYST WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MAGIC AXE ALREADY
>>6756206
Ha!
>>6756164
>Pearl, and all the CG's, using severely obsolete weapons
I'd buy it, does that mean Homeworld gems would be lugging around AR's with like 20Ibs worth of shit on them and ma deuces for the bigger gems?
>>6756218
Who?
For Peridot. For very obvious reasons
>>6756172
Because those energy balls move super fucking slow and obviously don't do much against gems and monsters
Seriously, when was the last time Pearl spear laser or Peri's limb enhancer laser ever actually hurt anyone in the series?
>>6756199
Except they have weapons that can double as guns at their disposal any time.
Ok, who the fuck ate my fries? Lapis?
monthly lurker dropping by to ask when is the next episode?
>>6756247
Marcies dad
>>6756199
Requesting Jasper holding this thing one-handed
>>6756251
Never.
>>6756244
https://youtu.be/DRR0uA4_Cpc
https://youtu.be/Zuc5qxSYjUs
It's an obvious choice
>>6756272
Lucky for you i can somewhat draw
may take some time though
The military-obsessed autists are back I see
>>6756332
Who?
>>6756336
How much did you give him?
>>6756344
Ha!
>>6756247
I dont like fries
GET YOUR WALLETS OUT EVERYONE MY GOOD OL FAMILY LAPPY JUST LAID A CLUTCH OF HER FAMOUS YUMMY LAPPY EGGS AND THEY SURE ARE MOIST AND TASTY GOOD FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER THEY ARE 4 AMERICAN US DOLLARS FOR EACH EGG
>>6756303
my most recent thing. Dont have a pad so im stuck too pixel art but id like to think im decent.
>>6756332
you better believe it baby
>>6756332
We never left, we just lay dormant until every now and again
>>6756364
Who?
>>6756332
What is wrong with you?
>>6756377
Not important let him whine
>>6756361
Nice pixel work.
>>6756332
As if you have anything better to talk about, right?
>>6756303
I really don't get what you're trying to say here, she still has a weapon that can fire explosive balls of energy with no need for ammo.
>>6756420
why thank you. I'll get to making Jasper holding the Anti-material revolver.
Think i should give her something different than her uniform? like a US Vietnam era uniform or something?
>>6756438
It's much better than talking about the same annoying memes and shit like that.
/k/ - Taking over every discussion so they can wank over their guns.
>>6756461
>I'll get to making Jasper holding the Anti-material revolver
Thanks in advance
>>6756480
Ha!
>>6756460
Fireballs that are so slow you can dodge them..And i bet it takes quite a long time of training to perfect using it.
You like what you like. I no judge just saying dont rule guns out :)
PLEASE BUY MY DELICIOUS LAPPY EGGS IF YOU DONT ILL HAVE TO SELL THE LAPPY QUARRY (that's where lappys live)
>>6756533
kys
>>6756533
I'll give you $300 if you can eat all of the eggs.
>>6756461
>Jasper in tigerstrip fatigues
Do it
>>6756070
Could the gems be able to withstand the power of a tshirt cannon? It was able to oneshirt Mayor Dewey after all.
>>6756573
Your wish is my command.
One more question. from scale from 1-10 how much edge would you like this being 10
>>6756595
*sigh*
>>6756595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGb_0Ff3MWI
The next episode leaked /sug
>>6756595
PERIDOODLEY DOO
>>6756573
HA! didnt notice peal smiling in the corner
>>6756608
kek
>gem soldier was beaten, electrocuted, fell from stratosphere and a space ship exploded in her face
>she was ok
guise i think muh gun can do it
>>6756605
sorry
>>6756630
kys
>>6756630
AIM BETWEEN THE EYES
>>6756630
RIP AND TEAR
>>6756635
All I have are these gifs.
>>6756648
is this from rwby
>>6756661
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/684538
>>6756648
As if the winchester needed to look any more metal than it already did, 10/10.
>>6756648
autism.jpg
>>6756695
Can't hear you over my 10 gauge axe gun
>>6756648
I want this.
>>6756680
Wow thanks!
>>6756630
And then she was poofed by throwing a jagged metal pipe at her, and Pearl was poofed with a quick stab to the guts.
Gems seem to be able to handle blunt trauma a lot better than puncture wounds.
What's wrong with Jasper? Why is she crying?
>>6756727
Peridot refused to suck her off, intimidated by her girth.
>>6756727
She realized just how badly she fucked up.
Before i can start Vietcong killing jasper i need to know the lever of edge i should go too.
1-10
>>6756596
>>6756761
ugh
>>6756727
She got molested by Yellow Diamond again
activate dorito port
>>6756596
>>6756760
Whatever you feel is approriate, personally I'd go with a 5, kinda edgy but not 12 year olds OC-tier.
>>6756770
Weak bait mate.
http://aminoapps.com/page/cartoon/1863531/if-the-crewniverse-created-a-video-game-not-an-app
Thoughts?
>>6756796
>>6756806
I'm so conflicted...
Ill go to 5. a little bit of red and bandages.
>>6756701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QHxWNl3TDI
>>6756839
maximum kek
>>6756828
That's a very cute bird
I just broke the 10,000 word mark and then realized I need to re-write the entire beginning
how was your day /sug/
>>6756894
ugh
peridoodley doo is a SHIT MEME
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6756931
>>6756923
Agreed, todirep was a lot better.
>>6756905
Pretty good. I had a dream that I was a gem.
canon
>>6756960
>>6756356
Did anyone figure out what they actually are?
>>6756981
That's not her body at all
>>6756974
>>6757001
>>6757006
>>6757024
>>6757029
>>6756608
THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
>>6756942
what gem?
>>6757050
>>6756608
peridot can't shapeshift
>>6757056
huh?
>>6757069
>>6757064
I was just formed or whatever, and the other gems there at this kindergarden called me a topaz. It was neat.
>>6756716
one of HER swords
a piece of a material unknown for men that can be left exposed to the elements for thousands of years without suffering corrosion and cleanly break through solid stone. strong enough to work as cell bars to contain a giant monster inside without any deformation
suuure, just a pipe
>>6757094
THICKER
>>6756960
But what if his penis gets in the way?
>>6756960
no. steven isn't gay
>>6757159
T H I C C
>>6757214
Did you just Assume Lapis's Gender?!?!?!?!?!
They refer to themself as Zhay and are a miniature attack clown.
got a basic sketch pose on paper im going to fallow. and ill start on the pixel art on it tomorrow.
My friends seem to know the full extent of my power level so ill just work on it in art class
>>6757214
go away, she is a pretty girl
>>6756630
Guess we won't know until they have a gun episode on the show :^)
Is Lapis a boy or a girl?
>>6756861
Why thank you.
>>6757279
no, we know. you're just autistic enough to not being able to understand it :^^^)
>>6757288
Lapis is a very rapey dolphin
>>6757288
he's a boy. he's just a bit femmy. no bully pls
>>6757288
She's a gem.
>>6757288
Lapis is a gem.
>>6757319
>implying futas are animals
>implies lapis is an animal
>>6757288
Technically all gems are feminine in nature, but are classified by their own gender.
>>6757357
You are what you dick
>>6757276
he's a handsome young man please stop saying that he's a girl
why is pearl so cute
I've never liked dorky characters until her
>>6757357
I want Lapis to rape me like the vicious blood-thirsty dolphin she is.
>>6757407
Is that Jamie? Why did he paint himself blue? Why is he wearing a dress?
Do gems have nipples?
>>6757409
She is undeniably cute.
>>6757426
They don't have children so no
>>6757424
no it's lapis. he wears dresses cause he likes to look pretty that's it
Where thicc but not obese waitress pearl
Posting these bits of writefaggotry here since /co/sug is dead, feedback and comments would be appreciated.
And yes, they're crossovers.
Steven Universe/Kingdom Hearts
>http://pastebin.com/6S3wbWYu
>Steven Universe/Ratchet & Clank
>http://pastebin.com/7KX3ygYc
>>6757426
I would assume that all homeworld gems lack nipples, bellybuttons, assholes, penises, and vaginas.
They are null.
The Crystal Gems have been on earth long enough to experiment. I'm pretty sure Amethyst loves to fuck as much as eat. Pearl may have followed Rose and formed a pussy.
Garnet may not be interested since she's deep into self love. On the other hand... self love can be masturbation...
>>6757459
quartzes have the boobie
how long until the ruby squad returns with Army and Leggy?
Also, is anyone else seriously pissed that Steven's leaving them out there? It's completely out of character just so they can shove in more townie garbage
>>6757459
i don't think amy is very different from any human (except that she's purple and has a gem on her chest)
>>6757142
I wish I could have dreams like that. I've tried to lucid dream but never had any luck.
>>6757504
that doesn't make sense. they're not organic
>>6757430
I agree.
>>6757415
I want Lapis to rape Jasper and for Jasper to like it
>>6757430
best gem
>>6757511
It is pretty fun to have dreams like that. I'm sure you'll have a dream like that someday.
>>6757530
That is exactly what happened in Malachite. Why do you think Jasper was so desperate to fuse in Alone At Sea. Girl was thirsty for that rape.
>>6757504
So Brave New World?
>>6757530
>>6757524
where does the gem juice they put into injectors to create gems come from? It could be that gems used to be able to create that it by themselves. If gems used to be able to create gems with each other rather than with injectors then they'd be sort of organic
>>6757534
>>6757525
Patrician taste.
>>6757497
I think her anatomy is still off. There are several hints that her body is more rubbery than a normal human's is, and at one point she actually sliced a gem monster in half with her hair
>>6757504
>>6757524
I firmly believe that gems can reproduce sexually with each other (you're telling me they can shapeshift egg cells but not sperm?) but doing so is always fatal to the mother
However I do believe some gems can reproduce asexually. We've seen the ability in a number of monsters and there are hints that centipeetle's crewmates grew from her spawn
>>6757552
Yes
>>6757555
I think they harvest gems that they shatter and use the shards to make more Gems.
>>6757543
All my dreams have involved university in someway lately. Most exciting thing to happen was I fell three stories without getting hurt.
>>6757555
they're manufactured. the juice is raw material
>>6757573
But where did the original gem juice that is currently used to create gems come from?
>>6757560
>>6757570
it doesn't matter if their projected bodies can interact with real matter. as far as we've seen all depends of their gem and they don't have any other way to make more than the injectors
>>6757504
>>6757570
Oh look it's the retarded theoryfags.
>>6757595
>>6757603
would you rather me spam jaspis
>>6757577
Huh, that's different. My dreams usually involve fantasy things, like star wars or steven universe
can steven have his own children or is he like a mule?
>>6757637
yes
>>6757630
Now that exams are over and I don't have to think about school for a month I'm hoping I can have dreams like that again. I used to have good dreams, but haven't in a while.
>>6757637
He's too fat for anything to come out of his urethra anyway.
>>6757602
Are you forgetting that rose gave birth to Steven?
>>6757603
Fine, you tell me then
>1: why can gems make egg cells, tears and saliva (we saw steven's finger come out wet when he stuck it in pearl's mouth) but not sperm
>2: how did rose know that she would die giving birth to steven if no gem had ever given birth before?
What if Ruby and Sapphire wanted Steven's penis?
>>6757637
I mean he does have a penis so I guess he could
>>6757637
If his body is 100% human there should be a good chance.
>>6757663
It would get in the way.
>>6757663
Sapphire already does.
>>6757653
Well, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you man. I'm sure the good dreams will come on through.
>>6757667
>if his body is 100% human
I don't even watch the show, but you don't even watch clips.
>>6757674
IT
WON'T
>>6757582
Some progenitor race probably built the first Gems as Vonn Neuman Machines.
>>6757663
When if Jasper wanted to rape Sapphire?
>>6757684
Maybe the diamonds authority fusion was the only gem who capable of shitting baby gem juice out and they're only starting to run low on it now because PD is dead and they can't make it anymore
>>6757680
It's not certain exactly what he is. He could be half gem half human in ever aspect or he could have a human body with powers given to him by the Rose Quartz gem.
>>6757624
>>6757718
Humans and gems are normally incompatible. He had to have been modified from regular humans to be able to pull off any of the shit that he does.
>>6757663
are Ruby Boobies going to be the next way the show pushes the envelope? not that she'd have nipples or any breasts at all, but yknow, just a ruby with no appearance modifiers in that area
>>6757660
and she's gone
>>6757788
I think they pushed it as far as they could with doc. i mean they didn't sexualize her or anything but you know, children's cartoon
>>6757746
Some people have theorized that he's like the desert glass or Lapis's mirror where he's like a gem powered object. So far everything is speculation, even in the show they don't know exactly what he is.
>>6757678
Appreciate it.
>>6757850
personally i really didnt expect they'd get to have a gem being attracted to/getting asked out by a human woman, but here we are. I mean, logically it's not any gayer than rose/pearl or ruby/sapphire but I still thought it might hit S&P or CN exec's limits
>>6757869
'there was a gem hidden on the thing the whole time' is one of those types of bullshit i'm counting on this show to steer clear of
What the fuck, nyong.
>>6757903
Already happened you retard, watch the show instead of shitposting sometime.
>>6757939
>Would do the very same thing
>>6757939
Nyong likes the titty.
>>6757947
I think he meant more along the lines of something that has been in the show for a long period of time, not a setting that's only been visited once in a self-contained monster of the week episode. Maybe you should think about things before just calling people retards.
>>6757960
Except that's exactly what Steven is, watch the show retard. His gem is entwined with his body and can't be removed without him dying, so he's essentially a gem powered object.
But really, watch the show retard.
>>6757939
The crewniverse would make a lot of money off of official gem waifu mouse pads
>>6757939
>ywn motorboat Jasper
>>6757983
>Steven is something where it was revealed that there was a gem hidden in him the whole time
>His gem was shown in the first thirty of the show
I've only replied to you twice and I'm already sick of it. I don't know why you're so quick to call other people retarded when you can't even follow a simple chain of conversation.
>>6758001
*thirty seconds
>>6757992
Lapis and Pearl are too flat for waifu mouse pads.
Merchant anon here, just double checking on the poll results and shit.
By the way, what does /sug/ have planned for Christmas?
>>6758001
Oh so your anger was at something that we've known about secretly having a gem the whole time, not that gems are there in the first place. Sorry I completely misunderstood your anger.
Feel pretty stupid right now.
>>6758029
Spending it with what remains of my family. We're gonna have Turkey, Steaks, and other good shit. Good times all around.
>>6758030
I honestly thought you understood that the first time since you posted a picture from Horror Club, an episode where it was revealed at the end that everything strange about something in the show was caused by a hidden gem. Oh well, as long as we learn from our mistakes.
>>6758029
Honestly wish it can pass.
>>6758053
>>6758102
Ah, I'll probably spend it with a few close friends by going to a late lunch and seeing a movie.
I'm also going to spend the following week working, I'm just thankful I won't have to pay rent on the days we aren't usually open.
>>6758029
Not gonna be spending it with my family, that's for sure.
>>6758115
I don't want your (you)
>>6758029
Entire extended family is coming over for Christmas Eve which is alright. My birthday is right before so I'll probably be going out to some microbreweries so that's cool.
>>6758087
Honestly I liked that about Horror Club, just how much a gem can do simply by being there. It made scarecrows come to life just because of it's desire for Lars. The fact that gems seem to have so much power. It makes me wonder just what era 1 gems can do.
I also love that it ties into Frybo with the fact that if a gem bonds with something these veins seem to appear.
>>6758127
Well too bad, you're getting a [spoiler](You)[/spoiler].
In fact, have another [spoiler](You)[/spoiler] on the house!
>>6758145
I wish I could be with my family for Christmas, but work comes first.
Speaking of older episodes, how come these limbs the shards formed in Secret Team were so big and strong while the various ones we saw in Keeping It Together were normal?
Was Pearl telling the truth, was Rose Quartz bubble doing something to them?
So how did the gem in the lighthouse make the scarecrows come alive? Are all those science theories all wrong and it really is just magic like the gems always say?
>>6758215
Sooo... Why did everyone just seem to forget that Ronaldo tried to kill someone?
>>6758333
Because he only tried to kill Lars.
>>6758333
I mean... I guess after the first time he tried to kill Steven everyone just got used to it?
>>6758343
Yeah, but then he thought Steven was some kind of snake alien, in the lighthouse he outright tried to murder someone he knew.
>>6758339
Lars is precious you shut up you absolute dingdong.
>>6758333
Ronaldo is insane, it was kind of expected that he would snap one day.
>>6758359
If it were a choice between Lars being sacrificed and getting Sadie back then Lars would draw the short stick every single time.
>>6758269
pearl is a literal freak, secret team was the first episode i saw and i knew that pearl had some demons after watching it
she lies constanty
>>6758355
some one he had no connection to, and has shown himself time and again to be an uncaring asshole, also he was dealing with a pretty convincing poltergeist in need of appeasement, the damn thing had Lars in glowing letters above its mouth.
>>6758399
I don't think she was lying, something was definitely wrong with those shards and Rose's bubble might have been what did it.
>>6758409
>some one he had no connection to
>>6758333
I think everyone knows that we just don't care about him enough to think about him.
>>6758245
I'm glad I have a few weeks off of school to see my extended family. When I'm away I only get to see them once every month about.
>>6758390
Hot.
>>6758290
of all the weird shit that turned up in season 1, why is this the one you're singling out as having to be magic instead of technology? not the time thing, or the ability to make monsters out of gem dust by using them to draw specific runes on a scroll?
>>6758652
The gem dust thing at least fits with what we've seen so far about gems after being shattered, in that they continue to have consciousness. It would stand to reason that even if those shards were ground down they would continue to have even some of a consciousness.
>>6758652
by the way, when people argue about whether certain things in fiction are science or magic, this is usually where I draw the line. If they don't call it technology AND it seems to follow highly specific rules THAT sound like they were invented by a sapient entity, rather than rules that seem to emerge from natural laws of the universe, that's when i consider something to be 'magic'
>>6758681
i could accept it, but what the fuck is with the runes? that's what magic is to me, bullshit nonsensical rules made up by some extradimensional asshole to troll skeptics/scientists in our own realm
>>6758359
Lars isn't so precious.
>>6758652
Because every time something weird came up people always said that it wasn't magic it's just technology. These weren't directly related to the gem, everything else could be handwaved away by them as just, oh it's just the tiny consciousness of shattered gems using their energy. The scarecrows were outside and away from the gem, so I can't see how it could possibly be technology.
>>6758719
>That episode where Lars shits all over Steven by fucking and subsequently killing all the crystal gems, and gives the infants to an orphanage in another state
>>6758719
>you will never taste the donut dick
IT'S
>>6758738
>that episode Lars tried to do the same to Steven but after blowing his load was forced to swallow Steven's lion licker
There's a lot of penis talk going on right now...
>>6758743
kys
>>6758751
>Lars kills the Crystal Gems
>Steven eventually gets his revenge by chaining up Lars and tossing him into Roses room, getting a big dicked version of himself to fuck Lars's boipus for all eternity, only coming back into to force feed Lars so he doesn't starve to death
>Lars spends every waking moment of decades just feeling a pair of fat balls slapping against his, all feeling in his anus long since lost
>>6758758
What else are we supposed to talk about?
>>6758743
pearl's delicious cummies
If Lars carving his name into a wall caused Horror Club what the fuck would this do?
>>6758743
What is this obsession with Pearl having a dick.
It's been months of being in trash, years in /sug/ and I still don't get it.
>>6758805
The internet in general is just obsessed with dick
>>6758787
Art of Hypercock cloud Steven pounding Laramie's butt when?
>>6758805
she rook rike man
>>6758805
It's canon.
>>6758805
do you like guys girls or both?
>>6758787
>all feeling in his anus long since lost
I'm sure Steven would come in and spit on it every now and then so the nerves could be healed. Wouldn't want Lars to miss any of the pain, now would we?
Larsnaldo is the best ship and I will fuck his mother if you disagree.
>>6758719
Anyone have the gif that's just Pearl's face from this?
>>6758743
The preview makes that look like she is sucking on the toes of a third foot.
>>6758836
>Implying this isn't Lars' dream cum true
>>6758792
Boipussy?
>>6758850
Well, it IS her third leg.
>>6758858
That's fine too.
Do you think Lars' tanktop stuck to his chest after the workout?
>>6758990
I'd rather think about Sadie's sweaty pits there.
I'm so busy with finals, but I'm also just lazy as fuck.
Anyway, I finally started the second request from a few days ago: Jasper and Volcarona.
>>6758998
>no porn of sadie in this outfit
>no porn of lars in that outfit
>criminally low amount of porn of them in general
>and the cool kids and the milfs
WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL?
>>6759074
Now that /trash/ is back and I have time to draw I'm hoping to do more lewds. Especially the great milfs of this show.
>>6759117
Nice, I hope someday I'll be good enough for lewds.
>>6759132
>tfw we can't just swap out Connie for Connie's mom in every Connie episode
I'd take thicc Indian milf learning to sword fight from Pearl and sleeping with Steven on the couch over her shitty daughter doing that shit any day.
>>6759152
I just want a thick Indian milf, is that too much to ask?
>>6759169
Sorry anon, almost every thicc Indian milf I meet is already taken, people snag them up fast.
>>6759152
>Old stressed doctor is reading a nice relaxing book one day on the beach when she's pushed by a boy
>She sees a boulder crash down to where she was seated
>The boy beams up at her and asks if she's okay while everything's tinted pink
That'd be really sweet actually, Priyanka unwinding and having fun away from the stressful work of being a doctor. Even more sweet if it turns into a genuine romance.
>>6759183
>Just replace every scene that has Connie with doctor Priyanka, while keeping the scene relatively unchanged
So what would happen with the scenes were Connie interacts with her mom? Does Priyanka turn out to be a twin sister crashing at her sisters place for a while?
>>6759207
>Twin Priyankas
I'm sold on that idea.
>>6759207
Either Priyanka talks to Priyanka exactly the same as before and it's never explained why there's two of them or Connie switches roles with her and is just kind of a cunt to her mom.
>>6759226
>connie switches roles and is now priyanka's mom
Thread just ded or did someone trip over a wire?
>>6759424
No she's still her daughter. She just becomes strict about her mother going off to have fun with a 14 year old.
Little does she know Priyanka is getting mad dickings.
"A gem and her fuck toy" type of relationship really does work well for them, you have to admit.
>>6759615
ugh
>>6759183
>Priyanka is feeling old and unwanted by her husband and it feels like no one appreciates her anymore.
>But one day while Priyanka is trying to relax on the beach reading a book Priyanka has an encounter with a magical little boy and ends up suck in a bubble with him.
>After some wacky antics trying to get free they end up in the ocean still stuck in the bubble.
>Stevens says "Its ok I..uhhhh..."
>Priyanka tried her best not to be mad with the young boy but she had enouth and shouted "Its not ok!
>Steven looks up at the upset older woman in worry.
>"You keep saying that but you dont know what you're doing now were going to suffocate or starve in the bottom of the ocean...and only my husband will barley notice because no one else cares about me..."
>Steven saw tears well up in Priyankas tired old eyes.
>I'm going to disappear as a boring old lady with no friends or family who really care about me......"
> Priyanka sits down on the floor holding her face trying to stop the flow of tears.
>Steven suddenly lit up the dark ocean floor with a glowing ring that Priyanka had seen before.
>Steven smiled and said "We can be friends."
>"One time a few years ago I was sent to the hospital by dad who wanted me to get a flew shot. You were my doctor and treated me. You had this glowing ring on while working but dropped it. I put it in the freezer and waited to give it back to you."
>Priyanka then remembered who this boy was "Oh! you're that boy who I could barley treat because half you're body was magical so I had a hard time trying to treat you."
>Steven giggled which made Priyanka giggle in return.
>Steven put the wrong on Priyankas wrist "I'm sorry Priyanka if I had returned you're bracelet back then you wouldn't be stuck in this bubble with me now."
> Priyanka smiled warmly for the first time in ages and said "No its ok I'm having fun."
>The influx of good vibes suddenly made the bubble pop and Steven and Priyanka swam to the top finally free.
I want to go back :(
>>6759710
>Onion shoots the harpoon at the bubble and sinks the boat
>"I hope I don't have some new patients."
>>6759718
We all do bud, we all do.
>>6759723
Shit I want to turn this into an AU its so cute!
I'm trying to think of scenes from the show that I can change out Connie for Priyanka with
>>6759749
That's a tough one, we get plenty of Connie but almost no scenes with her mom. It's one of the reasons I like Nightmare Hospital so much, we get to see her work and what she goes through, her hospital is a cheap place and the conditions kind of suck. Reminded me of Scrubs but scary.
What if all the corrupted gems in the temple got loose and fused?
When will it finally happen
>>6760019
I am thoroughly disgusted.
>>6760019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOI-RovBwNI
>>6760032
>>6760039
>not wanting to see the gems get BLACKED
Goodmorning you fucks
how are you doing
>>6760050
Pizza sisters are ugly. There, I've said it.
>>6760045
> Getting 'blacked' is a thing
America starts some weird trends.
>>6760050
Would you fuck a pizza?
Also what happened to SaucyScones?
>>6756825
kill yourself
Also I'm gonna go fix it on paheal too
>>6760045
No thanks.
Watch them get fucked by Jasper is more appealing.
>>6757525
kill yourself retard
>>6756825
>>6760098
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2051458
>>6757623
kill yourself
>>6757720
kill yourself
>>6760093
No fucking idea
october 13 the tumblr just fucking disappeared and I haven't heard anything from anyone ever again
his soup was used for like 2 pictures, but even his pixiv got nothing new since that date
>>6760093
>>6760256
It's just their tumblr that went under?
Because remember they did draw that Stevonnie piece and you know how critical tumblr is about Stevonnie.
>>6760317
>>6760321
I want a gf with problems like Lapis
>>6760303
afaik, yes
that includes his other blog tho
>>6760363
This Lapiven content disgusts me. I'm leaving this thread for the day, don't expect me back.
>>6760383
>>6760383
>I'm leaving this thread for the day, don't expect me back.
If we shouldn't expect you back then why do you give us a return date.
You ever find random shit in the street and bring it back home?
Because I found a street sign uprooted and i don't know what to do with it now that it's in my house.
>>6760411
It didn't have blood on it, did it?
>>6760416
I wish. It's just one of those long straight keep left signs. I don't know how it got there though, all the signs around my block are still there.
>>6760411
Hang it on the wall
>>6760437
Sounds like a cool plan my man.
Hey, enough of the comfy friendship stuff. Post the good stuff, if you catch my meaning.
>>6760562
>>6760411
what kind of sign? post pics
>>6760579
One of the bottom ones.
Any /k/ommandos interested in an olive drab subdued battle flag? About to order 10 of them.
>>6760670
Patches, that is.
>>6760670
>not the original pink
>>6760670
Why would you want patches of this? Do you want to advertise your autism?
>>6760670
>Not pink.
Heresy.
>>6760701
Oh, well I suppose that's fine then.
>>6760706
Fuck you, Peridot is beautiful and not a meme gremlin.
Why does this fandom have so many edgy theories, are we watching the same show?
>>6760744
>>6760750
Look at the way she is looking at Steven in that screenshot. That is a look of pure love. Has she ever looked at Peridot that way? No.
>>6760744
>spoilers in trash
>>6760782
delete this and leave the thread
>>6760720
She is a shitty meme frog
>>6760789
>>6760782
kill you'are self my man
>>6760810
>implying centi was mean
fuck you t b h f a m
>>6760823
>>6760837
Would it be wrong to have sex with Centi? It seems like it would be wrong for some reason.
>>6760837
say...
you wouldn't happen to have any centi lewds, would you?
>>6760865
>some reason
probably the whole acid spit thing, that could be troublesome
How to make a gemsona:
Pick a gem that matches ur body type
Short and thick: ruby
Big and strong: quartz
Skinny and tall: pearl (etc)
Gem placement: personality
Head: intelegence, status
Back: holding onto the past
Nose: hard headed
Navel:feminicity, empathy
What gem are you and where is it? Ill draw it for u. Include any details.
>>6760876
No not that. She just seems too innocent.
https://soundcloud.com/bootlegbriggs/akbshi-brazx-fusion
>>6760868
ummm
>>6760900
What?
Where my MILF lovers at?
>>6760963
Probably offline doing christmas shopping.
>>6760985
Ha!
>>6759074
>>6760963
>>6760998
What?
>>6760998
Mmmm... Priyanka.
>>6760893
Right now Lapis wants nothing more than to escape the past.Though how she acts is more a result of what she's gone through, not her gem placement
>>6761003
>>6760963
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
>>6760963
Out of all of these, Martha is the best choice. Curry mom is too smelly, dyke mom complains about her arthritis too much and is too thicc, and onion mom has STDs.
Martha is pure.
Hello homos
C A N N O N
A
N
N
O
N
>>6761093
Lapis is a canon rapist and she goes after
>>6761064
But Martha is into /ss/ and incest, that doesn't seem very pure to me...
>>6761102
Incest or not, /ss/ is the purest form of love.
>>6761064
Anon, there will come a time in your life when you learn to accept all milfs.
>>6761119
That picture isn't /ss/. That picture is a clusterfuck!
I used to love doing draw requests on /sug/
so instead have a dumb doodle
>>6761101
-VIRGIN QUARTZES
>>6761161
>implying Steven's a virgin after the curry slut got to him
>>6761093
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>6761102
She's never /ss/d in her life, she's too pure.
>>6761161
"Colder"
>>6761149
Wha happened bruh?
Hey /sug/, is /sug/ dumb?
>>6761182
Tell that to my butt.
>>6761204
did you see the "ugh" and "who?"-posting the other day
/sug/ as a collective (we have some amazing individuals) is dumber than two bricks fucking
>>6761206
Don't you mean your penis?
>>6761214
Ha!
>>6761214
No.
>>6761213
Thank you oh wise anon for enlightening me.
>>6761229
Who?
>>6761224
What kinda mother does butt stuff with their son but no p in v?
>>6761182
kill yourself lard
>>6761235
wew lard
>>6761235
Wh0?
>>6761149
So you don't like us anymore? That's fine we don't deserve good things anymore.
>>6761249
What?
>>6761233
The smart kind. Give em the puss, they grow up a wuss.
>>6761254
Heh!
>>6761249
Holy fuck look at the lips on her. This is disgusting.
>>6761260
das raycis mane
>>6761262
What?
>>6758743
DELET THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I tried to type in lars but my finger slipped
>>6761271
What?
>>6761265
Who?
>>6761283
Ha!
Good morning /sug/, and morning all nighters
Hope you slept/been well
>>6761286
Who?
Ha!
ugh
>>6761296
When does Jasper fuck Sapphire?
>>6761324
How will Steven react when Lapis betrays the crystal gems?
>>6761271
>connie never will be your girlfriend
why live?
>>6761316
that size diffrence
shed wear her like a blueberry condom
>>6760893
Tall but putting on weight. So I guess a pearl or something like a pearl but with bit of weight
Gem position, between the eyes, I like to think I'm smart, most of my friends think so, but I can be pretty hard headed sometimes, so near the nose works
>>6761344
When will you rape sapphire?
>>6761329
"I'm sad"
>>6761371
Ha!
>>6761329
gets angry af. remember when they thought peridot betrayed them?
>>6761389
Then Lapis will fuck sapphire?
has anyone considered that lapis is powerless to HW gems? steven's shield interfered with her water control. and isn't like quartzes are rare or anything
>>6761419
What's your name?
>>6761361
No, I'd ask for consent like the beta I am
>Message Received
>>6761419
Rose's shield seems to have some kind of harmonic capability, as evidenced by that and the fact that it locally stopped the corruption song, which one theory proposes was due to it being able to cancel out the sound waves from it.
>>6761436
So combined with the right gem, he could get like sonic powers from it
>>6761149
Used to? Nice doodles by the way, I bet her punch would feel like a pillow.
>>6761329
How will Steven react when Connie betrays the crystal gems?
>>6761447
I don't think there is ANYONE like that on the show.
>>6761455
>peris dick is as big as garnets
I call bull
>>6761464
What?
>>6761461
this would be the best possible thing for the show
especially since it would enable lapiven or periven
>>6761461
How will Steven react when Jasper fuckes Sapphire?
>>6761465
Maybe it's ruby's?
>>6761499
then there would be a blueberry bopper in the pic
>>6761477
Homeworld Connie when?
>>6761461
Pretty badly but she'll be stopped almost instantly, she can't really do much against a proper gem without fusion.
>>6761566
Especially without a good source of water.
>>6761199
>>6761249
>>6761448
idk, I guess I'm a little stressed out from work and I want to draw whatever instead of draw requests which are fun but sometimes I feel obligated to complete every request then get even more stressed out
so here's another doodle
>>6761621
mental burnout is real, and a serious problem my dude
do whatever you need to do to avoid it, because the only person who can really look out for your mental health is you
maybe try meditation or something, that helped me a bit
>>6761621
can you post one of the requests you worked on when you weren't too burnt out
>>6761621
little doodles are the best tho, you got that Bob on a solo sheet?
>>6761655
I don't get meditation, if you just close your eyes and breathe I'd rather take a nap
>>6761715
>>6761738
Is there such a thing as too much fertility
Because this is it
>>6761736
>>6761789
man, it's really dirty by itself
I kinda want to clean it up but I also kinda don't want to so, sorry
>>6761773
It is a good thing there isn't. Because this woman is a gift.
I want Rebecca's mom to crush me with her thighs
At least when Steven breaks up with Connie to be with Lapis, Connie can still have a quartz to love her.
>>6761746
It's more than just closing your eyes and breathing. It's hard for me to describe, but it's more like a kind of awareness - you just clear your mind, and when a thought or a feeling comes up you take note of it and then dismiss it.
Sometimes the hardest part of meditation is when you have a clear mind and suddenly a breakthrough on a problem you've been having comes to mind, and you have to resist the urge to jump up and act on it.
Same thing with bodily sensations, there are some programs that teach you to use meditation as a way of dealing with chronic pain. You still feel the pain, but you learn to acknowledge it and dismiss it.
There's some other nice stuff e.g. body scan meditation, where you start meditating and then slowly sweep your mental awareness over your body, and when you find muscles that are tense spend a moment on allowing the muscle to relax. This is great for dealing with sports injuries (e.g. DOMS) or just relaxing.
If you're worried about it being too religious, or not compatible with your religion, don't be - mindfulness based meditation is completely neutral in that regard.