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Another Lapis Edition
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>>6752529
Jasper is fat
LAPIS BLOWS
Consider the following: Opal, but working out.
canon
>>6752556
Thirded and tripswiped, ouch
>>6752566
Is that after she binged?
reminder that lapis will betray the crystal gems
>>6752581
edgy meme theory that won't happen
>>6752575
t. Reigning Champion of the Failures
>CGs defeat Blue Diamond
>Lapis immediately goes rogue, completely changes character personality and betrays the CG.
>Takes over BDs seat and commands all of her court
Season 5 will be edgy as shit
>>6752593
reminder that pearl was a PD spy sleeper agent and will eventually steal steven's gem
>>6752553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
How is humanity not extinct?
When does Lapis rape Sapphire?
>>6752588
you underestimate sugar's keikaku
>>6752593
So she'll command all of her fellow Lazuli peers as well? That sounds utterly terrifying.
>Bismuth was so proud of herself for building a slow as shit pile driver that requires you to get within melee range of your enemy and hold it against their gem for a few seconds
Man, she'd be really disappointed if she ever found out you could just walk into a gun store and buy a semi-automatic anti-tank rifle for a few thousand dollars these days, granted ammo is expensive as shit and nearly impossible to find but she could easily just convert her forge into a reloading bench
>>6752609
I love people who make these
>>6752618
Yeah seriously. I'm fairly certain a high powered rifle would be enough to take down pretty much any gem, including Jasper.
>>6752637
I love Lapis's thighs.
>>6752626
And you overestimate this show. It's not that convoluted.
>>6752592
What will be my lofty new title when I finally do it?
>>6752647
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6752647
Jasper has better thighs
>>6752650
you pessimists will learn eventually
>>6752662
"Upper and Down Mental Patient of the Fat Gallows"
>>6752672
I'm usually correct in my predictions of this show, unlike /sug/.
Reminder that Steven is Jesus and Lapis is Judas and is totally going to betray Steven just like Judas betrayed Jesus because she's a cunt and this is what needs to happen in order for her to stop being a boring terrible character
>>6752666
im getting baked again tomorrow
>>6752678
*Up
>>6752685
Get your Reddit theories and screencaps out of here
>>6752683
oh yeah? what happens in season 5?
>>6752691
When is Lapis going to force fuse with Peridot and bring about Malachite 2.0?
I still like Garnet
>>6752685
>forcing your shit meme
>not even making correct parallels
delusional jasperfags at it again
>>6752644
I'm pretty sure if we all rip any gem's gem off their h̶o̶l̶o̶g̶r̶a̶m̶ body they would die.
>>6752650
It's too convoluted!
>>6752678
A little wordy innit
People with Down's syndrome are so good at twerking it's unreal
>>6752709
Squares are stupid.
>>6752709
I still don't
>>6752709
No you don't
>>6752713
Did someone say parallels?
>>6752717
Lead by example
>>6752707
>peridot gets abused by lapis when all she wants is to make lapis happy
that would be incredibly sad
i hope it happens
>>6752717
>People with Down's syndrome are so good at twerking it's unreal
>unreal
PROOF
>>6752644
Well I'm still hoping for an earth vs homeworld 2.0, and we can see if guns could shatter or poof a gem.
>>6752767
Vidalia has a double-barreled shotgun, so I wonder if buckshot, as tiny as it it, has the capacity to poof a large gem like Jasper from an extended distance.
>>6752767
>expecting sugar to feed /k/'s boner
The gems are mostly either not gonna encounter guns that fire ever in the show, or they'll bounce off them like every OP superhero.
>>6752704
not your edgy theory
>>6752784
>>6752795
The roasts are real
>>6752739
>trying to find any way to make lapidot relevant again
ugh
Sad!
>>6752818
but muh ship...
>>6752795
aw rats, what a bummer
>>6752826
UGH
>>6752739
Anything is better than "static depression/PTSD" mode.
I want to look up Lapis' skirt and see her perfect vagina
>>6752818
>sad!
trumpfags arent allowed in /sug/
>>6752826
u g h
>>6752838
>>6752783
Poof, probably considering all it took to poof monster Jasper was a relatively slow moving piece of mean pipe, shatter? Probably not, buckshot isn't all that great at penetration.
Gems however don't seem all that hard to crack though, I could easily see 7.62x51 nato, hell, maybe even a relatively hot loaded 5.56x45 or 5.45x39 fmj easily shattering a gem.
>>6752838
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................
>>6752529
Great
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6752838
>>6752853
What rank are you in CS:GO?
>>6752529
I unironically love the idea of Lapis with yellow freckles in the dark
to bad she blushes blue
>>6752735
Ima do it one day
Mmmbye until Saturday night. No posts from me til then. Shit threads anyway
>>6752874
You hiding in a bunker or something? What's up
>>6752872
if she blushed yellow it'd look like she was covered in piss
>>6752872
I bet you were the kid who rubbed fireflies over his body just so he glows with bug guts.
>>6752838
>>6752883
Finals. BYE TAKE CARE!
>>6751764
Kill yourself if you haven't yet
>>6752838
All the gems with dresses need their skirts flipped.
>>6752910
post the pics or else
>>6752868
Don't play, just spend an autistic amount of time on /k/
>>6752912
even blue diamond?
>>6752898
Good luck, dingus. K BI
>>6752910
>>6752929
post the pics or else
>>6752934
ESPECIALLY BLUE DIAMOND
why are there so many lapisfags in these threads
not that im complaining
>>6752932
Do you load your own ammunition or do you buy it in bulk?
>>6752934
I'll flip it and take a peek. If it's some tentacled eldritch horror, I'm putting the skirt back down. If it's just a normal vagina, I'm going in.
>>6752910
>>6752939
post the pics or else
>>6752949
She's the most conventionally attractive of all the gems so naturally she has the most waifufags.
>>6752967
>>6752910
post the pics or else
>>6752949
because you're a stupid fucking cunt
Onion goes toe to toe with the Diamonds when?
>>6752890
Aku is a good boy/girl/nip
>>6752919
>actually it was with glow sticks
This doesn't make it any better anon...
>>6752932
How does pic related look to you?
>>6752978
>>6752910
post the pics or else
>>6752910
>>6752996
post the pics or else
>>6752991
But anon, he is the diamonds
>>6753010
>>6752910
post the pics or else
>>6752943
>>6752961
anon you shouldn't imagine such lewd things about our majesty!
>>6753022
don't do that
>>6753016
Onion is one of White Diamond's shits.
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP!!!!
>>6752956
Bulk, got a little under 2000 round of 7.62x39 (half corrosive, half non-corrosive, all steelcase fmj), about 800 7.62x54r, 460 7.5x55 swiss, and a little bit of assort ammo like .22lr, 12 gauge, and 30-30
Wanted to get into reloading one of these days for sum dat gud hand loaded ammo but never really got around to it.
>>6753019
When does she fondle her court.
>>6753054
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT PERIDOOLEY DOO
This thread has too much blue
>>6753054
peridoodley doo you should listen to calmer tunes
What is Jasper's favourite Jazz album?
>>6753086
We like it that way.
>>6753054
>peridoodley has good taste
>>6753086
would you like more green
>>6752995
>Carrying around an odd metallic box that no one is gonna mistake for a briefcase
Just CC a compact or subcompact like a normal person.
>>6753066
A pawn shop in my area is selling 20-round packs for around 5.99, all non-corrosive, of course. I've put about 100 rounds through my SKS since I got it a few months ago, but I'm currently looking for a 10 round mag for it since the original owner only had the shitty 30 round version that jams frequently.
>>6753086
It needs more blue.
>>6753077
she gives her foot massages. then forces her to do the same
>>6753077
never,she and her court are gracious and would never participate on such vulgar activities!
>>6753019
But BD was made for lewds
>>6753086
ew gross get that puke-colored thing out
>>6753093
This one
>>6753086
NAH
>>6753125
that doesn't look like BD at all
>>6753125
>crossing thighs right at her perfect vagina
What a fucking tease!
>>6753149
How's this?
I wish artists didn't put fucking huger watermarks over an image, something that nice looking shouldn't be obscured.
even though i am a lapisfag now, i cant deny my perifag origins
>>6753164
>dat pearl doll
>>6753170
it makes it harder to erase their watermarks,having your art stolen is a terrible feeling,anon
>>6753124
That's a pretty hardcore lie.
>>6753170
>>6753171
I bet blushmallet is hot af irl
>>6753171
more like perishit omg lol
>>6753149
This better?
>>6753115
Your best bet would be to keep an eye out on private sale websites, gunbroker and the like if you're American, though from what I've heard about ya'll finding an original magazine won't be easy. In Canada SKS's are absolutely fucking everywhere, no gunstore in the country won't have dozens of them at any given time for like $200 a pop, so parts are really easy to find up here.
>>6753198
Someone said that's posted pics of herself before. But honestly they can keep that shit to themselves.
>>6753198
is blushmallet a dude or a girl, i honestly cant tell
>>6752995
>any better
never said it was, one of my many non bright ideas
ayy
>>6753224
their bot persona is a girl,so there's 60 % chance it's a dude
>>6753198
>lubricant coming out of anus
hmmmmm
>>6753170
>>6753184
I'm not an artist so I don't know how big of a problem thiefs are.
>>6753103
since when was peridot in ff15
>>6753203
I picked mine up for $185 and passed the strip down with a clean bill of health, so I guess it was pretty good deal, since I'm a little new to the gun market.
>t. Burger
>>6753224
>>6753221
>>6753261
>>6753252
Confirmed chick, but she's gotta be hot tho right? RIGHT?!
>>6753188
>lie
i would never tell a lie,the blue court is and an exemple to other courts of composition and order!
>>6753301
>implying that shitty theory was ever solid
I'm sure you could also say a sinkhole was more solid, just like it's more solid than your shit theory
>>6753301
That entire "Lapis is a teacher" turned into a minor meme for a while. I sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
>>6753300
You're pretty terrible at lying.
>>6753252
BM is a chick and is probably very ugly
>>6753296
anon she is probably very average looking
>>6753331
>>6753335
>>6752685
>>6752697
I am CONFUSED, I don't get this!.....A-anyone
help.....m-me
>>6752609
Back when lapis was good
>>6753366
>very average looking
That's only something a blushmallet would say!
>>6753368
jasperfags are delusion and have autism, especially the reddit variant
>>6753368
Oh, it's this faggot, again.
>>6753296
BM is a fugly ass fatass tumblr whore
>>6753391
i am a drawfag but im no blushing mallet
i am also very average looking
>>6753415
>i am also very average looking
which gem is the most ebin? i think it's lapis
>>6753437
i think pic related is a pretty accurate portrayal
>>6753289
Shit mang, that's a pretty good deal, I hear most burgers pay anywhere from $300-$400 these days just for a Yugo.
>>6753440
Poil is the most ebin XXD fug
This is heartsper. Say something nice to her!
I will be home to do more heartsper art stuff soon... How are you sug? Happy yule.
>>6753477
Fuck you whore end your life.
>>6753477
I want to lick her gem.
>>6753477
I'd still cuddle with her.
>>6753477
hello HEARTSPER
This is a cute gem! So cute!
>>6753515
PERIDINKLEY DEE
>>6753485
Not nice!!
>>6753486
M..maybe??
>>6753499
<3
>>6753515
Hi Peridoodly!
>>6753526
Too bad she ded.
>>6753536
That's not nice! Be nice to the cute gem!
>>6753170
there's probably some faggot on patreon that got better pictures but fuck patreon desu senpai
>>6753551
You need to accept her for what she is: A monster.
I want to fondle an autistic gem.
>>6753531
Fuck you bitch fucking kill yourself.
>>6753565
That's very rude to say! Sure she made some mistakes but she is now trying to better herself! She is learning to be a good gem!
>>6753555
I don't use patreon but I respect it
>>6753568
>>6753587
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, FUCKO
>>6753531
I'd make sweet love to this gem.
best boy
>>6753171
kill yourself
>>6753608
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6753531
I want to kiss all over Heartsper's cold, hard chastity belt.
>>6753608
that artist makes them look like actual aliens its great
>>6753276
same for this
>>6753603
I know the truth, that Lapis is very sorry now and wants to be good! She can do it! I believe in her!
>>6753593
I hate it but I'm not gonna do anything about it and hope it'll go away on its own over time
>>6753654
artists need money dude
>>6753555
>>6753638
and before you huge faggots start having a stroke trying to search for it
http://angeliccmadness.tumblr.com/
Which one?
And don't say Amethyst.
>>6753654
Why do you hate it?
>>6753680
amethyst has surprisingly good legs for someone who's in a wheelchair
>>6753680
Amethyst
>>6753680
Amethyst
>>6753680
Amethyst while the Lapis watches and masturbates.
>>6753410
Oh no, I've been found, you're uhh.... That anon right?!
>>6753680
porl
>>6753723
really I didn't fucking notice
>>6753723
So?
>>6753723
Big dealerino.
>>6753723
So?
>>6753723
So what? I'd still fuck her, and when I'm done with her she'll crawl back for more.
>>6753721
Gross
>>6753742
I like the way you think.
>>6753742
Actually made me laugh a lil
>>6753710
I read this and NUTTED
uh guys?
>>6753788
GUYS??
>>6753788
WHAT
>>6753788
>>6753793
>>6753793
que pasta
>>6753788
>>6753793
Sorry, I was too busy poking my vagina.
>>6753571
why???
>>6753607
Heartsper like l-love...
>>6753626
Heartsper isnt sure about this
What is trash/sug/ listening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUt0-JnOIdg
>>6753831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbHTP-df4us
>>6753829
Stop
>>6753831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30tzMRv4MA
I have bad news, we're not getting another episode until 2017 >:(
>>6752685
>implying Pink Diamond isn't Lazarus and that Steven isn't going to revive her so that she can thank him and bring peace and order to the Diamond authority and so Jasper can have her fat pink mommy back and be happy
>>6753828
If I could I'd take some pliers, rip out your gem, and crunch it into pieces.
>>6753853
Don't care.
Just get Jasper to fuck Sapphire.
So how is Lapis going to justify betraying Steven? Was her friendship ever real?
>>6753857
B-B-B-B-BUH MUH JAPPERS
muh delusion...
>>6753680
th-that pearl...
>>6753871
No, she's going to take advantage of his childish ignorance in order to fuse with him.
>>6753871
Is this going to be the new meme?
>>6753814
fuck off vagina person
>>6753831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx96Twg-Aew
>>6753871
>So how is Lapis going to justify betraying Steven
lol wut
>Was her friendship ever real?
oh ok
>>6753831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobBXlJ1zPo
Best workout song.
>>6753892
I wanna beat her with that bat.
Which gem is most like Shrek? I think it's Lapis.
>>6753831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco
>>6753850
Please do!!!!
>>6753862
WHY????????
>>6753899
That's not nice! Don't be so mean to others anon!
>>6753900
>>6753914
thanks
>>6753899
Duh fuq you say nigga?
>>6753909
Get the fuck out of my general cunt.
>>6753926
s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶
>>6753909
FAT ORANGE CUNT
>>6753909
hey
remember me
>>6753831
https://youtu.be/J67nkzoJ_2M
/ded/
>>6753947
PERIDOODLEY, HOW DID YOU GET SO FUCKING RIPPED? CAN I TOUCH YOUR MUSCLES?
Golden brown texture like sun.
>>6753930
>>6753937
What did I do wrong?
>>6753947
Hi peridoodly! Looking good!
>>6753157
> As opposed to crossing her thighs at the knees. Or ankles. Or the ever popular shoulder.
upcoming drawfag, rate my art please
>>6753947
......ahhh nope
>>6753954
>next episode in a month
>kicked to /trash/
>lapisfags
What did you expect
I have an assload of sugarcubes, can I cash them in
>>6753970
better than the original
>>6753966
I want to make heartsper moan.
looks good 100/10
>>6753970
Could you draw an orgy of every gem together? Thanks in advance
>>6753879
What do you have against muh Jappers
Do you just have shit taste in waifus?
>>6753966
>Minute apart cooldown posts
Could it be samefag?
>>6753970
Looking good.
>>6753966
Hugging Heartsper now!
>>6753997
No I'm not you.
>>6754000
It's guaranteed (You)s, so it may as well be.
>>6753968
Are you trying to roast me?
>>6753966
I want you to die, just fucking die.
>>6754000
kill yourself
*cough*
*sneeze*
>>6753198
Given her idea of normal female anatomy I doubt it
>>6754037
*gasp* *cough* *spit* *SIGH*
>>6754037
kys
I'm Steven
>>6754047
Dude, SICK.
>>6754047
too fat too orange
>>6754047
Hi Steven, I'm Lapis!
I can't wait for the episode where Lapis betrays everyone and goes back to Homeworld.
>Steven gets introduced to Plutonium another homeworld "gem"
>>6753831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvkpEKjfL58
>>6754063
>gets cancer
>dies
>>6754045
indexer forgot the image kek
>>6754073
can he get cancer
>>6754063
Who do you think Greg dated before Rose?
>>6754058
No, you're sapphire!
>>6754062
ugh
>>6753966
Protecting you from meanies!
>>6754084
yes and he won't survive
>>6754108
That's comic.
>>6754099
I wish Lapis would do this to me. It's not fair.
>>6754117
is this peridot
>>6753988
NOT FOR LEWDS
>>6754000
..?
>>6754012
>>6754100
Heartsper would wrap you in her warm squishy arms if she could
>>6754032
:/
>>6754136
Sure
>>6754117
That was a fucking great episode.
>>6754142
She'd like it though, MADE FOR LEWDS.
>>6754135
I just joined this thread and this is the first thing I see
>>6754142
I want to hear Heartsper pant from exhaustion.
>>6754142
Who would want to be touched by those man arms? Fucking disgusting whore.
>>6754170
It's a bad time for everyone.
>>6754170
I want Lapis to ravage my cunt.
>>6754014
But Jappers is my waifu and she is canonly perfect, which must mean she's better than any other imperfect waifu
>>6754229
Everyday I thank god I'm not a Jasperfag.
>>6754229
She's a filthy AIDS-infected dog and you know it.
>>6754194
>not wanting to be carried around in big, warm, strong quartz arms
what a faggot
>>6754142
Hooray! I'd like a warm hug at this point too.
>>6754286
what a faggot
>>6754229
I love jasper because she isn't perfect
>>6754290
I'm going to fucking kill myself.
>>6754294
>Not wanting a warm hug from a magic alien space woman
What, are you one of those newfangled homosexuals?
>>6754305
"Well if it isn't my human teddy bear."
>>6754333
Please, proceed.
>>6754351
Well that's pretty morbid, maybe I want Lapis to kill me in a sexy ritual.
>>6754290
>wanting to fuck a skinny blue boy
>>6754351
No, one day I know my dreams will come true.
for jasperfags that want to be held by this goddess
>>6754379
>not wanting to fuck a skinny blue boy
>>6754379
She's a strong woman with a beautiful penis. End this fucking meme.
>>6754379
>not a skinny, curly haired jewish boy
>>6754413
>No Jasper fucking Sapphire.
this is not up to meme standards.
>>6754455
I perpetuate this dumb meme on occasion.
>>6754449
The Lapiven fusion?
>>6754483
impressive
>>6754305
kill yourself
>>6754496
You think Sugar would be up for voicing them?
>>6754483
cheating whore, she shapeshifted that. only a true quartz can self-suck without cheating
>>6754511
Probably, she's got the voice of a meek androgynous boy that they'd likely have and she'd look exactly like the fusion, it's perfect.
when you cream, do you scream?
>>6754548
I whimper
>>6754548
I angrily groan.
>>6754513
>>6754548
No I cry because of my depression.
>>6754513
bold
precise
experimental
>>6754413
I can't believe I actually got the chance to be held by Jasper
This is a dream come true
>>6754548
I chant Jasper's name
>>6754548
Nope, I remain completely silent through my entire jerk off session.
>>6754548
i do little moans sometimes. but I'm quiet most times
>>6754548
I control my volume unless I am completely alone.
>>6754483
what if she wore a big Christmas sweater and she sucked her dick when no one was looking?
>>6754548
I don't have cum I just grimace and kind of whine.
>>6754170
i hope this is the answer you were looking for
>>6754548
like a man
>>6754670
what if she wore a big Christmas sweater and she sucked her dick when everyone was looking?
>>6754703
What if she wore a Christmas sweater and sucked Stevens dick on the middle of the boardwalk?
>>6754718
>That's stupid and you're all stupid with wrong information
Then please elaborate on why we're all wrong
when was the first time u cumed pant
>>6754703
what if she did this again? in front of steven. again
>>6753831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGBDAxCDLs4
Which gem is most similar to Donkey from Shrek? I think it's Lapis.
>>6754827
What if Lapis was a black man?
>>6754586
Cute as fuck tbf
>>6754835
She is not a man shut the fuck up.
>>6754872
She's a boy though.
>>6754548
I usually give little whimpers...
>>6754872
She's a fucking nigger and a man.
>>6754483
>art of my favorite Gem performing four of my biggest fetishes
Is it Christmas already?
>>6754909
>feet
>futa
>self sucking
What's the 4th one?
As soon as they saw the state of the Crystal Gems, Jasper a renowned warrior stated to just blast them with the ship, if Steven hadn't been there with his shield everyone would be doomed, what chances do we have?
>>6754938
>what chances do we have?
Slim to none.
Ah... Kos. Or some say kosm
>>6754932
BWC
>>6754938
If Steven heals the corruptions we get a shot, but it's not a big shot.
>>6754964
I say we give up completely and submit to our new alien rulers, whose with me?
>>6754968
What, are you fucking gay, dude?
>>6754983
Nice try YD
>>6754983
Hear hear.
>>6754932
Drinking one's own cum.
If she was a bit hairier down there and sweatier, that would pretty much cover all of my major fetishes.
>>6754938
NUKE EM!
THEY CAN'T SURVIVE NUKES!
But seriously, gemstones get obliterated in blasts like that.
>>6755007
Shut up nerd.
Post more worst gem
>>6755049
Sure.
>>6755049
Why is she so shit?
>>6755049
>>6755063
>>6755072
Stop it, you're slowly killing me
>>6755049
>>6755081
Well what is life is not slowly dying
>>6755081
It's alright anon.
>>6755049
>>6755117
She looks like someone whose coke addiction ruined her life
>>6755081
>>6755032
And how do you know we have enough nukes? Also the hand ships could just shoot the nukes before they come close enough to cause any damage.
>>6754884
>>6754891
S T O P
F U C K I N G
S A Y I N G
T H A T
>>6755032
>nuke multiple planets spanning multiple star systems
>>6755049
>>6755049
They are shit and I love them.
>>6755049
>ywn toke with her
>>6755093
That's deep
>>6755101
It is?
>>6755124
That's gross.
>>6755049
>>6755160
Ah that stings man
>ifunny
>>6755158
They deserve each other.
>>6755179
>I'm funny
>a funny human being
>a funny song
>a funny picture
>a funny day
>>6755091
kill yourself
>>6755179
fuck that site and fuck all aggregators of that kind
and fuck you
>>6755179
>(10^3)*2+4^2
>still using ifunny
>>6755160
Armstrong would.
They'd totally bond over being mistakes of the kindergarten.
NEW LEAKS
>>6754424
>>6755295
Before Looobc.
>>6755295
Who would voice nu-RQ?
>>6754700
sauce?
>>6755327
Bobcat Goldthwait
did you know that i eat nothing but candy?
>>6755355
That sounds like a one way ticket to diabeetus town.
>>6755355
How do you stay alive?
she'll break your heart
>>6755388
She'll break your heart
Without a word
She's a stone cold betty
And she's full of turd.
>>6755355
If you're a girl I'll buy you all the maxi-pads you want, we can share.
>>6755388
She does look like a heartbreaker
uh oh jasper is excited
>>6755364
Candy apples. Chocolate oranges. Jam filled sponge cakes.
>>6755295
Fake.
>>6755466
mmm what a yummy gem
post best ship
>>6755480
pure love ship
>>6755495
>Banjo Kazooie Crossover
As long as we stay away from Nuts and Bolts.
>>6755528
I don't even want to hear about that game.
>>6755528
>Nuts and Bolts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa8NREI_IPs
I apologize for nothing.
>>6755469
Smoke. Paper laminate.
>>6755546
>It's been 4 years
WAT
>>6755574
That's only true for the JonTron video, the game itself was released back in 2008.
>>6755495
>>6755528
OoT was clearly superior.
connie's curry cunny
>>6755574
Of course it's old, it's pre Game Grumps Jon.
>>6755589
Just talking about the video, I miss the old Jon...
The next Pearl episode leaked!
>>6755599
OoT is an overrated meme game.
>>6755654
You're mother is an overrated whore!
>>6755647
Requesting this redrawn with Pearl since this guy brought it up.
>>6755647
That's the Lapis episode.
>>6755675
Which gem is the most suicidal?
>>6755684
rose quartz
>>6755684
I get the strong instinctive that it's the blue gems.
>>6755684
Most to Least------------>
1.Lapis
2.Jasper
3.Amethyst
4.Pearl
5.Steven
6.Garnet
7.Peridot
>>6755729
its accurate and it hurts
>>6755729
When will Peridot get severe depression and kill herself
Would you wear it?
>>6755763
When Lapis develops a proper character.
>>6755763
When Lapis dies.
>Steven and Lapis stood atop the water tower.
>Steve using his healing spit managed to heal her broken gem.
>Lapis finally smiled for the first time in centuries her beautiful blue eyes meeting Steven's as she thanked him.
>Steven was memorized by her beauty, Her slender form her long beautiful legs her sad yet sweet voice and her star like eyes made Steven feel things he never felt before.
>Steven blushed and said "No prob Bob,"
>Lapis giggled amused by this odd yet sweet gem.
>Lapis wanted to leave Earth yet this sweet gem some how stopped her instead of flying away she stayed,
>Lapis said "Are you sure you dont want to come with me? I can tell your not like those other gems you really do care about me."
>Steven said "I care about you because even though the gems treat you like you're bad I know you're good, I can tell yore different then any other gem I've ever met you're so different you're so....p-pretty"
>Lapis felt her butterfly's in her stomach why this cute little gem make her feel so happy.
>Lapis looked at Steven at her expression became sadder.
>"I can tell you're different too Steven you're just like me theirs no one else like you..."
>Steven almost felt like a knife went through his chest because it was true there was no one else like him no one who understood how he really felt.
>Steven said in a more shaky voice "I love everyone... I love the gems my family but I still fell alone...I even have a "girlfriend" but she doesn't get me either. Even though I'm surrounded by people and gems all the time I....always feel alone....."
>Lapis knelled down in front of Steven she could see that years were forming in his eyes.
>Lapis reached out and wiped a single tear away.
>Steven could see tears in her eyes too yet she was smiling warmly at him.
>"I know how you feel even back in homeworld no gem understood me...no gem cared...but you,,, you care you helped me when no else would you gave me the greatest gift someone like me could ask for."
>>6755906
>Steven looked at her and said "I set you free? trying to put on a smile through the tears.
>Lapis said "Better then that...I finally someone just like me and I found someone to care about....."
>Steven and Lapis embraced in a hug there tears streaming into each others shoulders as they held one another close
>Both Steven and Lapis were tearing up unable to hold back there true emotions
>Both gems pulled away there misty eyes gazed deep into one another.
>Both gems never felt this before this passion this warm deep feelings hurting in there chests.
>Lapis could only say "Steven..." and Steven replied "Lapis...."
>Both gems felt there faces inch closer ans they pressed there lips together kissing each other.
>Both gems had never kissed before but it was such a wonderful feeling there kiss became more passionate and deep.
>They kissed for what felt like forever before pulling back.
>Steven and Lapis looked at one another in silence both gems smiled at one another and giggled.
>Lapis said one last time "Steven come with me I...I love you...."
>Steven said "I want to be alone with you Lapis just you and me we can explore the world together i can show you just how beautiful this planet is."
>Lapis smiled "As long as you're with me ill follow you anywhere Steven."
>From below the gems Greg and Connie saw Lapis with Steven riding on her back flying far away unsure of were they were heading.
>Steven looked at Lapis and smiled as he put his head against her back and closed his eyes waiting for what ever destination awaited both gems....
>>6752644
"I call it.. The Equalizer"
Actually ive been making pixel art drawings for the concept of the second gem war.
In all honesty i think it would be quite brutal.
>>6755787
Was this supposed to make me laugh? Because I couldn't not do so at the "well... goodbye"
Where thicc waitress pearl
>>6752853
we dont need 00 buckshot in 12G
WE NEED MUTHA FUKIN 4 GAUGE BUCK
New thread when?
>>6755973
fuck you
>>6755922
Ill try to edit out the mistakes I didn't notice sorry I was drunk writing this.
>>6755963
thicc
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>>6755955
There's nothing wrong with some sap.
>>6755967
RIP shoulder
New thread
>>6756005
>>6756005
>>6756005
>>6755987
Where slightly less thicc waitress pearl
>>6756008
ive done research. They made the barrel out of unused AA gun barrels.
>>6755666
I might later, Satan.
>>6755925
Post it in the new thread please.
>>6756036
I'm sure it's gonna be shit
>>6756036
Can you do a lapis version too?
>>6755480
The bestest
>>6752890
This is the best. There are too few upskirts showing Lapis's perfect pussy.
>>6754483
I thought that was going to be a third foot.