/SCP/ thread Hell be back someday >Pastebin for the oblig

>>6744652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISBI_C_bJw

Has 682b done any more?

Things known about MalO

likes to fug
snapchat addict
works part time at God Knows Wear, a celestial clothing store
name is not spelled with a 0
more of an anomalous object than an SCP. lame stub of an article, good waifubait. for now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZjTGFeBXAY
pretty much the feel of these threads over the last few days

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>CONTACT

>>6744652
I want SCP-682 to cum inside me

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>>6744752
>may or may not be pregnant with Anon's bastard baby

>>6744898
>may or may not just be a guy in a very well constructed fursuit who is very good at hiding

Here's an oc donuet SCP of mine
http://transco.pw/sec/db/8124.html

>>6744752

>name is not spelled with a 0

heresy!

>>6745529
>http://transco.pw/sec/db/8124.html

Not bad but it pretty much is a bodysuit/latex fetish scp.

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>>6745600
You're not wrong.

This would be the attached photograph, if I'd given enough of a shit to attach it.

>>6745600
>Addendum 8214-A: Anomaly found to be nonexistent. The closest analogue located by foundation intelligence was a supposedly erotic picture drawn by "furry" artist [REDACTED].
>Agent [REDACTED] was terminated with approval from O5-[] on [][]/[][]/[][][][]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOKwewc9dns

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>>6744898
Would you take responsibility for impregnating MalO?

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So is the concecus that only people with the app installed can see Mal0, or does it get to a certain point where she's visible to everyone?

>>6746240
>>6746233
Something tells me we're running out of images.

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>>6746300
Sadly, there's not much to go around

>>6746233
If you're willing enough to bang her in the first place, you've pretty much committed for the long haul

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>>6744770
It's more like this, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svyCX2qHWXU

>>6746363
we have a glorious drawfriend!
>hope he's around tho

requesting mal0 on all 4's having angry buttsecks with a disembodied dick and sayin "breach me harder, faggot!" or something like that
>if anon could make the dick transparent so we could see some gapage that would be neat

preemptive bump

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How do you guys feel about an SCP-1471 TF greentext? Would it go here or the TFG thread? I'm considering taking a shot at it.

>>6747557
we need content go for it

>tfw most of the porn of malO is with humans
a-at least i still got the blue llama on malO, i guess

>>6748027
I wish there's more male MalO porn

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>>6744680
>>6746101
delet this

tactical bump

Small loan of a million bumps.

>682 ate all of our content creators
they ded...
THEY ALL DED M8
>OH GOD

>>6747557
Please post it here.

>>6747015
You have no fucking clue on how to use le meme arrows, do you?

>>6744652
You idiot, using a non-SCP image on a SCP thread means people will just look past this thread

If /SCP/ dies this is your fault

>>6750435
o just like to alternate between white and green
>:^)

>>6750511
i use tomorrow style btw

>>6750435
>being mean to cheetahanon
delet this

>>6750533
>thread celebrities
i'm gonna kms myself, be right back

>>6750533
i must be the most obvious poster in this board kek
>dubs checked
>>6750573
come back soon

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Do you think Mal0anon got
B@nd?

>>6750724
Mal0non had an accomplice. They'd probably continue posting from there.

>>6750724
why would he be b&?
did i miss something?

>>6750724
Doubt it, he seems like someone who'd know his way around them, or someone who can post it for him.

>>6750778

We must find a way to summon his accomplice

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>>6750046
>682 ate all of our content creators

Thread is dead today.

>>6744752
Snapchat?

>>6750724
from where? the scp wiki?

>>6748641

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GjqNmM1BY

>>6750046
im not dead
and im here to continue the story

>you sit on the couch pondering on the unreal situation
>there isnt really anything to make of it
>you just fucked some kind of demon, then your grandma almost walked in on it
>needless to say your not nearly as terrified of the thing now as you where yesterday
>your not sure if it was the insanity driving you to not be afraid of it or the fact that it just sucked you dry
>probably both
>she stands there looking mildly uncomfortable
>shes got cum stains on her face and a ribbon hanging off her
>there's a long period of silence that was somewhat unintentional due to you just staring at her
>you where horrified by the thought before but now that your confronted by the actual beast it doesn't seem to terrify you as much
>she breaks the silence with "ThisS HAt... iS YoUrss?"
>you nod empty minded

>>6753414
HE HAS RETURNED

>>6753414
>"Got... DirTyy..."
>you nod again, this time letting out a small chuckle
>she takes the hat off and shyly offers it back to you
>you held your hand gesturing that she should keep it
>"tHanK YoU..."
>she smiled at the kind offer and then noticed the strand of semen laced across the brim, then licked it off
>she then happily put her new gift back on her head
>considering there not being alot else to do now you decide to ask her a couple of questions
>"so... uhh... where exactly did you come from?"
>she reels slightly at the question but then musters an answer "ThE DaRk PlaCcee..."
>her just saying that gave you a chill, even in the warm living-room
>going with your better judgement you think its not a good idea to ask any more questions about this dark place
>"so... how did you manage to get here?"
>"ThE DoOrr"
>cheeky.png

>>6747557
I enjoyed that short film.

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>>6747557
I really want this. Preferably a female tf.

>>6753527
>"no... i mean like... how did you find me and my house and stuff..."
>"YoU AccEpTed ThE EuLAa"
>well she had a good point but she was still being cheeky
>"you know what i mean! like did you teleport here or something?"
>"DoNt KnOww, YoU doWnLoad ApP, TheN i caMe"
>well that cleared up alot
>grasping for anything to say in the awkward conversation, you offer her something to eat
>"i dOnt eaT... bUtt iLl TasTee"
>well you suppose that's a start
>you lean forward and try to stand up, nearly collapsing due to how sore your legs are
>you slightly stumble to the kitchen as the creature goes and plops onto the couch
>your not quite sure what to make
>your not a bad cook, but considering the circumstances, you weren't in a chef-like mood
>"So... do you like, like human foods? orr..."
>"WhAt dO yOu meAn..."
>"well like... you have a sort of dog skull thing so i dont know if your like... a dog or... you eat normal food..."
>"DoNt eaT..."
>right
>she said that
>again, doesn't help that much

>>6753718
>AnOn, yOUr sPaGHetTi Is aLl OvEr THee fLOor...gEt YoUr sHiT togEtHeRr...

>>6753817
kek'd

>>6753718
>you struggle to think of something to make
>considering the morning you got you wanted to return the favor with something nice
>you suddenly remember the gift you got last year
>"5 Star cooking, for a 5$ budget!"
>it was the cook book meme your mom got you but you actually used it quite a lot that year
>you flick through the pages really quick and stop on the "Bistro Roast Chicken"
>basically roasted chicken with some shit on it
>you rundown the list of ingredients and give a tiny fist pump with having everything it needs
>you grab the breasts out of the freezer
>gets some basil, thyme, rosemary and shit
>bit of olive oil
>some garlic that smells like its not too old
>okay, you got this
>lets cook Christmas dinner for the demon thing that came into your house then sucked your dick
>no pressure

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>>6753817
You make me smile.

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>>6753223

>>6753844
>the freezer didn't work too well so its not frozen but its still manageable
>you put it on a chopping board and let it sorta thaw while you preheat the oven and get the shit ready
>you also mix the herbs up in a little bowl
>after a bit the skin is at a point where you can peel it back a bit
>throw the spices on that bitch
>cover it back up and rub em in
>get out the pan, throw it on there
>peel the garlic and wrap it in foil
>throw them in there with the chicken
>set that bitch for 45 minutes and wait
>your pretty satisfied for how easy you made that look
>the thing was looking at you the whole time and seemed pretty impressed too
>oh yeah, you didn't even ask it for its name and your making dinner for it
>after you set the timer you look over to her and ask "by the way... do you have a name?"
>the question slightly caught her off guard because of how she was focusing on your cooking, she blushes slightly, which confuses you, considering she doesn't have skin or blood to your knowledge, and lets out a "M-MalOo.."

>>6754049
"Like a marshmallow?"

>>6754049
>MalO
>kind of a cute name
>reminds you of something from a game but you brush it off
>barely thinking about your words you say
>"do you have a family MalO?'
>she seems slightly confused by the question and asks
>"WhAts a... faMiLy?"
>fuck
>you didn't really expect her to say yes but this answer caught you off guard more than no
>"well, you know like a mom... or a dad, or brother... sister?"
>"doNt knOw..."
>fuck
>this is turning out to be some kind of Disney movie shit
>a mysterious creature from nowhere, lost and looking for a place to call home
>someone to call family...
>or... husband...
Beep Beep Beep Beep
>oh yeah the food
>you stumble over and turn the heat up to 450 and set the timer back for 30 minutes
>"so, you don't have a mom or a dad?"
>"doNt kNow..."
>"well do you at-least have somewhere to stay?"
"nOoo..."

>>6754181
>"well... you could stay here with me..."
>"rEalLyy?"
>"yeah, i don't think anyone else will let a person of your... caliber stay with them, especially since its the holidays"
>"tHanK yOu! veRy kInDd tO leT mE sTay HerE..."
>she grabs a pillow on your couch and snuggles it
>"well if were gonna keep you here you cant open the front window, i'm not sure if my landlord will be okay with you staying here...
speaking of if anyone comes by you will need to hide somewhere. i'm lucky that the only person that ever really comes here and sees me is my friend Jason and my mom."
>she nods
>the smell of roasted chicken fills the room now and receives a positive response from MalO
>"speaking of them, i might tell jason about all this, but i'm definitely not telling my mom..."
>the thinking brings you to the stain on the floor
>shit, what will you do about that
>your pretty sure the lemon, vinegar, and baking soda combo wont be able to get all of it out
>you go over and sit down next to MalO
>glancing over to the box on the table, you decide you might as well open it
>MalO watches as you reach over and grab the box, then rip the paper off it
>you take off the lid and peek at the contents inside

>>6754366
>inb4 pocket dimension vagoo

>>6754366
>inside the box is a letter covering some packing paper
>you pick up the card and read it
"Merry Christmas honey! Your house is always so damn cold when i come over, so i got you this.
don't rip the thing or lose it because it took me ages to make it.
I also got you a new hat. its flattering that your still wearing that old rag i made you years ago, but it doesn't look horribly comfortable.
Hope your in good company this year!
-- Grandma
>you chuckle slightly at the last comment and then reach into the box
>you pull out the new hat, with its fluffy new brim having "12/25/2016" sewn into the brim
>you pull it down on your head and dig back into the box
>the next thing you pull out is a patchwork hoodie, made of random blanket squares
>it looked pretty sweet, and was made really well
>you where considering putting it on, but you supersize MalO by handing it to her
>she takes it in her hands and carefully slips it over her furry body
>the outline of her breasts in the hoodie is very clear
>it fit slightly tight on her but she seemed to enjoy it
>she put the hood over her head, and to your supersize, it had little fox ears on the hood
>she looked unbelievably cute in her new patchwork hoodie
>she leaned over and gave you a hug, like before, almost squeezing the life out of you

>>6754551
its like Christmas anon is trying to give the drawfags a rock hard creativity boner

Finally got off my ass and made a dumb tool to dump my archive of greentext from the threads in order to capture Mal0non's last posts. I'm not sure if this is everything, but I did paste the old pastebin at the top and did my best to remove unrelated greentext. It's probably not everything, but it's the best I can do at the moment and includes some pastebin links.

http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/green/mal0non.txt

>>6754551
>after a little bit she stops crushing you to death and looks up at you with her deep shiny eyes
>"YOu aRe veRy NiCEe"
>she licks your cheek after and then snuggles up to you
>you carefully put your arm around her and watch the fire crackle for what seems like eternity
Beep Beep Beep Beep
>shit, the ovens done
>MalO takes this cue to let go but does it reluctantly
>your almost mad that the food you made ruined that perfect moment
>you stumble back up form the couch and walk to the kitchen
>turning off the timer, you open the oven and the smell of roast chicken hits you like a ton of bricks
>it looks like it turned out really good
>you peel the chicken skin off and put the breasts on two plates, making sure to drizzle some juices from the pan on them as well
>you forgot to make a side
>oh well
>you grab the carton of egg nogg from the fridge and pour two glasses
>you walk out the steaming plate of chicken to MalO with her drink
>"be careful, its still pretty hot"
>MalO disregards your statement and lurches out her three tongues, systematically ripping the meat from the bone in a matter of seconds and swallowing it whole

>>6754945
>well
>that was slightly unsettling
>you have to say you didn't expect her to do that, but then again shes broken most of your expectations so far
>"well, that's one way to eat it"
>"TastE VeRy GoOdd!"
>"thank you... ive made it a couple times before so it would be hard to mess it up"
>she picks upp the glass of egg nogg and chugs the entire glass
>fuck
>she just chugged like a whole glass of bourbon and rum
>you didn't even think about how much alcohol was in one glass until she drank the whole goddamn thing
>"woah, you gotta pace yourself MalO, that stuffs pretty strong"
>"oH... soRry... dID i dO bAd?"
>you say no but in the back of your mind you prepare yourself for what a drunk sex demon might act like

>>6755103
>drunk demon sex

pls i can't take it

>>6753878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LDhLbtZ0k

>>6755103
>you head back to the kitchen and grab your plate and glass
>you stuble back into you spot on the couch next to MalO
>she cuddles back up to you as you satisfy you growling stomach
>take drinks from the egg nogg in between bites
>if shes gonna be fucked up you might as well be too
>when you where finished you put your plate down on the coffee table and finished the last of your egg nogg
>you could tell MalO was already wasted
>she started to slowly rub your bare chest
>oh boy, round twos coming
>you figure she might like it if you scratch behind her ear
>your not sure if it was you or the rum that made that decision
>her leg out a bit of a twitch when you started the motion
>she was very clearly enjoying it
>it seemed like she wanted to return the favor, because she started slowly move her hand down to your pants

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>>6755274
I like were this is going.

>>6755274
>she slid her hands into your pants and started to slowly stroke your dick
>she looked up at you and let out a "ReaLLy NiCee tO Mallooo..."
>her breath reeked of rum
>you didn't stop her, considering you weren't sure if you could
>she pulled your sweats down and started to stroke stroke faster
>her head barely even needed to move and a tongue made its way to your dick and joined her hand in rubbing it, twisting in the opposite directions
>you cant help but let out a bit of a moan while she twisted her hand up and down your dick
>you could already feel yourself about to cum
>she drunkenly drag herself on top of you while still stroking your dick
>you put your hands on her hips to keep her stable because she looked like she was about to fall over
>she let another tongue take the place of her hand, so she could put her hands on your shoulders and keep herself steady
>you where just on the edge as she leaned her head over and gripped the tip of your dick again with her third tongue, while still stroking it with her other two hard
>she didnt want you to cum yet

>>6755499
>she slowly slid off your lap and let her knees hit the floor, leaving her breasts on your legs
>you don't know if she did it intentionally, but it was still hot
>she angled your dick so it was pointing right at her open mouth
>she started to stroke even deeper now, but kept her grip on your dick locked tight
>even when she was smashed, she still could give you head like a champion
>you finally gave up and let her hold you back
>with a few hard strokes, she let her grip go of your dick and caught all of your load, making sure not to get any of it on her new favorite hoodie
>she stroked your dick with her tongues over and over, making sure everything was gone
>at this point you almost passed out
>the only thing keeping you conscious was the relentless assault on your dick
>she swallowed every last drop with a single gulp, just like the chicken
>she stood up for a second, looking like she was about to do something, but then fell onto the couch next to you
>you sat for a minute recovering, then pulled up your pants
>you turned to her, but she was already out cold
>you grabbed the blanket next you you and covered the both of you
>watching the thing that just demolished your dick sleeping peacefully next to you was unreal
>but after a few minutes you eventually let the rum get a hold of you, and you fall asleep watching the twinkling tree and the dancing fire.
>just before your out cold you put your arm around MalO and pull her close to you to keep yourself warm

Okay peeps, that's all for tonight

here's hoping Mal0non comes back soon so i dont have to take over for him, considering how bad my grammar is.

Tis the fuckin season boys

>>6755811
Thanks for the story time, Mal2. Have a good one.

>>6754551
can we please get someone to draw this

i need qt Mal0 in a patchwork hoodie in my life

>>6753414
Is there a pastebin for this story?

>>6755983
http://pastebin.com/7vK4JG0a

>>6755811
ever since the start of this greentext, all i could think of is Mal0 singing this, while dancing around in a santa hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

>>6755994
the name of the pastebin file only drives this idea further into my mind

>>6756017
the backup singers could be like different scps

like 682 and stuff

>>6756017
could you imagine Mal0 talks like all cryptic and creepy but when she sings she has pipes for days

>>6756047
And her head rattles when she hits the low notes.

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>>6755196
>this faggot and his shit taste

>>6756210
>>6756047
I want MalO to sing the Rattle Me Bones song

>>6754551
>supersize
kek

>>6756237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2Qd1s6C4w

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>>6756372
tfw you accidentally let 4chan auto correct surprise to supersize

>>6756424
i put in a req in the draw thread
>>6755884

>>6756566
Can someone update the malo pastebin in the OP so I can have a properly updated version? Want to enjoy this later.

How does MalO form words without lips or a tongue

>>6756649
No idea. Magical/anomalous creatures work in strange ways. I mean for all intents and purposes there's no actual instance of her existing outside of the phone app. But I like this idea of some supernatural thing so I'm willing to overlook it.

>>6756649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ

>>6756691
i was about to post that

>>6756706
day late and a dollar short my dude

>>6756649
...she has three tounges.

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>>6747557

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>>6756403
>malo mart again
You have some serious brain damage and should be contained

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I'm an amateur drawfag. Give me an idea, and if the ending result is decent I'll post it.

>>6757163
SCP-682 with a feminine look

>>6757163
SCP-682 with a masculine look

>>6757163
Mal 0 & 682 selfie? And by "Selfie" meaning the former taking one while somehow evading the latter.

>>6757163
>>6757212
>>6757212
>>6757212

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>>6757185
>>6757204
>>6757208
>3 682 requests in row
not bad

>>6757163
>>6756017
>>6756030
>>6756047
thought this meme would be petty gut

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>>6755274
>>6755499
>>6755811
>Sloppy, drunken sex by the fireplace

Finally! Smut that appeals to my deepest, darkest fantasies!

>>6757003
https://youtu.be/YPHPkJ_xh6M?t=5m45s

I checked with the wiki guys, canon is that MalO would speak normally in a thick australian accent.

Here's some corrected greentext

>she breaks the silence with "HEY CUNT, IS THIS YOUR HAT?"
>you nod empty minded
>"FUCKING HELL, SHIT, IT'S COVERED IN SPOOTZ MATE"
>you nod again, this time letting out a small chuckle
>she takes the hat off and shyly offers it back to you
>you held your hand gesturing that she should keep it
>"FUCK OFF CUNT"
>she smiled at the kind offer and then noticed the strand of semen laced across the brim, then licked it off
>she then happily put her new gift back on her head
>considering there not being alot else to do now you decide to ask her a couple of questions
>"so... uhh... where exactly did you come from?"
>she reels slightly at the question but then musters an answer "DOWN UNDER YOU SEPPO SHIT. FUCKING AMERICANS."
>her just saying that gave you a chill, even in the warm living-room
>going with your better judgement you think its not a good idea to ask any more questions about this dark place
>"so... how did you manage to get here?"
>"YOU LEFT THE FOOKIN DOOR OPEN"

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>>6758118
You owe me new sides

>malo will never hang out and drink beer with you
>you will never yell at wogs and do sick 360 burnouts with malo and dr. gerald
>you will never discover the wonders of sniffing petrol when abbos mistake malo for an ancient god
>you will never spook QHP shitcunts with your zombie werewolf gf and save your beloved commodore
>the foundation will never accost you only to contain your commodore for anomalous spider infestation and ignore malo entirely ("got yourself a nice abbo girl mate, have a noice loif" - mtf operator, operating)

>>6758118
she just became 200% more waifu material

>>6758225
this is some thick auzzie shit

>>6758118
i should keep writing the story, but change everyone to auzzies for the meme

also where in the wiki does it say that?

>>6758118
>cheeky.png

>>6758274
Super secret IRC channel

>>6754551

We need a draw anon on this image, stat!

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I want scp-682 to cum inside me

>>6755811

Thanks anon, your Christmas lewds are a gift from the gods.

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Hektik skidz with Malo in a Maloo

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malo

>Malo, which in Spanish means bad or evil,

Coincidence?

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>>6758973
i wouldn't be surprised if the furfag wrote or comissioned 1471 and "malo" was one of their candidates for a name

>no testing logs
>no incidents
>not very scary
>not very weird
>it's a fucking snapchat ghost (woooooo)

1471 is cheesier than "SCP-666 is a creaky door and when you open it a skeleton (to be referred to as SCP-666-YIKES) drops down and scares you"

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>>6758899
I'm working on it, probably won't be done by tonight though.

>>6759047
imma kiss ya right on the mouth

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>>6759024
>coming into a thread where the general consensus is that everyone wants to fuck Mal0

i'd fuck scp-666-yikes

>it was dark, too dark, but not too quiet. another cold winter night in bumfuck, washington. you could almost hear the potheads cackling in the next apartment.
>you had a hard day at work, and were looking forward to opening your closet door after hours of shit traffic and grabbing a bottle of booze.
>the closet had other plans.
>the moment you looked inside, there she was, just skin and bones, hold the skin, pearly whites on full display. All 206 of them. I shuddered.
>dame wanted a good time, and I knew how to give it to her.
>eager to get this shit over with and get my drink, i ripped my pants off and stood legs apart
>but she just found it humerus

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>>6759125
>she just found it humerus

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>>6759125
>>but she just found it humerus

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>mwn masculine MalO to fuck you senseless
>mwn femboi MalO to be fucked senseless

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>>6758118
Aaaaaand I have an erection.

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>>6759047
Just now realized the Mal0 in that piece has a lower lip despite the rest of her jaw being bone

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>MalO anon dies
>thread becomes dedicated to greentexts about boning skeletons

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>>6759374
if mal0non rots enough, can we bone him too?

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>>6759377
is nothing sacrum?

>>6759024
>Look up SCP-666
>It's a pissed off rehab yurt

>>6758912
More male malo

MaLo-anon summoned MaLo herself with his love. Her, being an electronic figure, had been surprised to locate a entire imageboard thread dedicated to her, and found his lewds and writefaggetry... acceptable. She felt warm, a strange sensation, at the thought of so many who did not fear her. she decided to begin "contacting" them, one by one, starting with that delightful writer. None of them have the app, but whatever. He didn't expect her to have three dicks, but to date has yet to complain

>>6761076
/r/ing pic of MalO with three dicks

don't die lads

Am I being too heavy-handed with the BMC sponsorship thing?

For those not in the know, I set up a rule that 4 people have to review and sponsor an article before I'd post it, in order to encourage proofreading and remove any potential biases on my part from the system. However, it looks like people have stopped editing the wiki, so I'm wondering if I fucked up.

>>6762911
Who cares, it's gonna be forgotten forever and you'll always remember and regret it.

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>>6744874
>Helghast Soldier????

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>>6763040
Sort of like when I did your mom last night.

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>>6757798
nigga, you posted the most shit songs I ever heard!
>video gaymes shop theme
You must be 18+ to post here

>>6763827
You sound pretty underage famalam.

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>>6759194
>mfw no trap mal0

>>6764364
Good. Traps are shit and your shit taste shouldn't be delivered on.

>>6764364
Go back to /b/ with your trap bullshit.

I may have found the perfect lewdable scp

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1532

>be anon
>lonely af
>find catalog
>"well why not"
>shenanigans ensue

>>6759047

Thanks based anon

bump for posterity

Yet another bump.

what if they actually died?

>>6770285
nah, probably too busy fucking MalO to bother with 4chan

>>6770285
scp finally got him

>>6771770
yeah i wish

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Mal0 must live on! Have my crappy greentext
>Life for you had more or less returned to normalcy.
>Or at least as close as it could get with a zombie werewolf now living in your house.
>This day in particular was your day off for the holidays
>And you’d spend it all in bed if you had a choice, until…
>You were dragged into the waking world by someone nudging you.
>You cracked an eye open.
>Your skulled fuzzy friend was sitting on the bed staring at you.
“Malo? Something wrong?”
>“Sn-0w”
“What?”
>“Sn-0w”
>You craned your neck over the headboard and out the window.
>Sure enough, there were large white globs silently drifting down to the ground.
>You looked back at Mal0.
“Yeah, it’s snowing alright” you go to lay back down.
>You felt another nudge.
>“Sn-0w!”
>you squinted at her.
“Don’t tell me you’re wanting to go out in that”
>She was bobbing excitedly up and down now
“Mal0, it’s cold out there! What if someone sees you?”
>“Sn-0w!” She pouted
“No!” And with that, you rolled over facing away from her.
>That ought to end the argument.
>Until you felt something heavy press up your head.
>You tried to turn your head, but the weight keep you from moving.
>You could still look up though, and see that it was Mal0’s black, fuzzy rump.
>In other instance, you might have found this slightly arousing.
>But right now, it was just plain old annoying.
“Muhlow Cuh ih ouht!”
>“N0! Sn-0w!”
“Ohay! Fine! Wul guh ouht ih huh snuh!” She finally hoped up off your face.
>Her skull didn’t really allow for expressions, but you could sense the air of smug victory around her.
>Groggily you crawled out of bed, threw on some random clothes from the closest and grabbed your thickest jacket.

>Life for you had more or less returned to normalcy.
>Or at least as close as it could get with a zombie werewolf now living in your house.
>This day in particular was your day off for the holidays
>And you’d spend it all in bed if you had a choice, until…
>You were dragged into the waking world by someone nudging you.
>You cracked an eye open.
>Your skulled fuzzy friend was sitting on the bed staring at you.
"Malo? Something wrong?"
>"The fuck is with your weather mate"
>"What?"
>"What did I just say? Look out the window shitcunt"
>You craned your neck over the headboard and out the window.
>Sure enough, there were large white globs silently drifting down to the ground.
>You looked back at Mal0.
“Yeah, it’s snowing alright” you go to lay back down.
>You felt another nudge.
>“Crikey, that looks fookin sweet as"
>you squinted at her.
“Don’t tell me you’re wanting to go out in that”
>She was bobbing excitedly up and down now
“Mal0, it’s cold out there! What if someone sees you?”
>“You're a fucking buzzkill mate” She pouted
“No!” And with that, you rolled over facing away from her.
>That ought to end the argument.
>Until you felt something heavy press up your head.
>You tried to turn your head, but the weight keep you from moving.
>You could still look up though, and see that it was Mal0’s black, fuzzy rump.
>In other instance, you might have found this slightly arousing.
>But right now, it was just plain old annoying.
“Muhlow Cuh ih ouht!”
>“We're going out or i'm sharting in your yapper cunt”
“Ohay! Fine! Wul guh ouht ih huh snuh!” She finally hoped up off your face.
>Her skull didn’t really allow for expressions, but you could sense the air of smug victory around her.
>Groggily you crawled out of bed, threw on some random clothes from the closest and grabbed your thickest jacket.

>>6772300
please for the love of god don't stop with the australian edits

MalO
more like
MadCunt

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>>6772300
For half a second I thought the posting system glitched out and double posted
(I apologize for the report)

>>6772428
Can't blame you, the posts are 100% identical except for an > in front of a "What?"

>>6772300
fuck off cunt

>>6772300
>>6772142

Funny and cute. Well done.

Remember to pray for MalO anon before bed!

Christmas anon here

i have alot of family shit going on recently

i will likely be posting possibly sunday

dont let the thread die while im gone

also #prayforMal0non

Mal0non here

my ankle has gotten worse. the flesh around it is turning black and there's a persistent smell in my room that's driving everyone away. i feel so cold. everything is so cold. i hope this means malO is real because if it doesn't i'm probably going to die.

>>6773219
THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED!! (btw you might wanna see a doctor on that, it could be a bad bruise, or full-blown narcosis i really don't know so hopefully you get well soon.) peace and love mate!

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>>6772142
>By the time you got to the backdoor, Mal0 was already waiting. Her tail visibly wagging a mile a minute.
>“Alright, let’s do this”
>You silently hoped your neighbors weren’t out, then popped the door open.
>If Mal0 had shot out the door any faster, you’re convinced it’d have left some hair behind.
>Looking back outside, she was already rolling in the snow like a big goofy dog
>Half formed now angels, snow tunnels, her antics seemed endless
>This went on for a couple of minutes
>Until she looked over at you
>And started rolling a ball of snow
“Noooo”
>“Y-e3S”
>And you promptly received the stinging white clump right in the face
>You stood there in silence for moment
>Her tail had stopped wagging
“Alright, we’ll play that game”
>With a grin, you started rolling your own snowball
>Mal0 yipped in response and started to bolt for the other side of the yard
>But she wasn’t quite quick enough as you chunked the snowball and caught her square in the back
>And at that moment, the great snowball war had begun.
>Snapping around, she started hurling them back
>But you were playing the long game
>You immediately started digging and setting up a snow mound to take cover behind
>And the two of you grabbed your snowballs and launched them across the way

>>6773219
obligatory get that shit checked out in a hospital post here

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>>6773270
>No one knows how much snow was chunked in those next few minutes
>A few of those snowballs striking Mal0 in the “fuzzy pillows” and at least one hitting your “Little Long John” when you made the mistake of standing up too long to throw one
>It finally reached a head when Ma0 made a bum rush on your snow fort
>You chucked a few snowballs, but nothing would stop the fuzzy train
>You were tackled into the snow
>The two of you tumbled in the snow for a moment
>Mal0 had managed to pin you down in the snow
>Not going down without a fight, you reached up and tickled her sides
>But besides a few squeals, you could not deny the zombie werewolf her bounty
>Moving in for the “kill” she leaned over you and started giving some playing nips on your neck with her teeth
>You played along, rocking back and forth a bit with a faux whine
>And so the great snowball war came to an end
>The rocking back and forth stopped
She let go of your neck and looked at you
>Quietly, you wrapped your arms around her
“Thanks for getting me out of bed”
>She rubbed her head under your chin
>“W3l-C0me”
>There was silence as you stoked her head
>Eventually the two of you made you way back into the house
>You were sopping wet and Mal0’s fur wasn’t much better off
>But two cups of hot chocolate and spot in front of the fireplace had you two content
>Best holiday break you ever had

>>6773219
>the flesh around it is turning black and there's a persistent smell
Doctor or Hospital, now

>>6773275
>>6773264
>>6773275
no thanks, i'm keeping it in case it's just SCP magic making my waifu real

>>6773219
>>6773301
Nice bait.

>>6773301
MaI0 h3ar

y0U 1D10T go-0 T0 D0C7OR

>>6773219
>>6773322

If he us the real MalOanon he should go to the hospital right away.

>>6773270
>>6773285

You'll have to take the reigns

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working on something

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>>6773523
god bless you

>>6766825
If I wanted to fuck humans I wouldn't be here

>>6766825
>All instances of SCP-1532-a are completely sterile and unable to sexually reproduce.

It was almost perfect

>>6774525
Which SCP is the happy anime gecko that lives in a pool of algae

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>>6776090

>>6776151
that's the horrifying immortal extradimensional lizard with a hateboner for everything that's somehow vulnerable to melting 24/7 from exposure to a weak acid.

>>6776174
Just read the entry again.

>>6776185
It's definitely not a happy anime gecko.

>>6776251
neither is the pic in the entry, which is a whale skeleton. quit being triggered by nonexistent anime.

>>6776288
Fuck you, and fuck your stupid sexy lizard

>>6776310
I think you'd rather fuck the lizard. Just imagine it: 682's ability to adapt applied exclusively to fucking your brains out.

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>>6776438
> fucking your brains out
I sure fucking hope not literally.

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Emergency bump

>>6776445
More of a mindbreak situation. The pussy/dick is so good that you're not sure what to do without it.
>>6777449
>that crosshatching
Pretty good. Really gives the "we found this in his room before he disappeard" vibe to it.

>>6777449
holy shit that lineart, amazing

>>6777540
>>6777676
Not mine, find the original artist through google image search

> Cold
> Snowing
> Coming down with a cold
> tfw no fuzzy Mal0 to cuddle up with
Reality sucks.

>>6778667
Glue a bunch of dog hair to your body pillow. Problem solved.

>>6778921
I'm not allowed to get within 100m of a dog.

>>6778986
Yeah but the dog won't know that.

>>6779071
They're under armed guard here. Because of me.

>>6777449
Good shit
Too bad Mal0non isnt here to see our progress :(

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>>6778667

d0-Nt bE Sa-d!

Real Mal0non here guys.

The troll was half right, I did have to go back to the hospital. Those exercises the first doctor wanted me to do killed my ankle.

What I mean is the Achilles completely fucking snapped when went up the stairs and pulled it too hard. Let me tell you, that shit is not fun. I had to get surgery to reattach it.

So I have no hope of walking without crutches for a solid couple of months. Fucking kill me

>>6779365
Holy shit dude, I hope you get well soon. I was ligitametly worried 682 ate you. Anything we can do for you?

>>6779365
holy fuck dude
get well soon and all that shit

>>6779365
tfw no one cares when you go into the hospital because you don't draw or write for threads

>>6779398
>>6779410

Not really. I appreciate you guys compiling my stuff though. I'm gonna continue it tonight, just give me a little bit to rewrite.

>>6779433
looking forward to it

>>6779433
Fuckin' metal, man. Hoping your ankle doesn't get too fucked up now.

>>6779473
I think the only thing worse that can happen is the sutures breaking.

Methinks I'm going to give up running and find something that won't fuck with it once it's healed

If it helps, I'm attempting to hunt down MaLo app, if I find it I'll post the link

>>6779536
what

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>>6747557
I finally got myself working on this thing. I had to kick myself to stop being a fucking pussy for a while before I could even write down some first words, because of failure anxiety. I think this is going well but I don't want to post before I finish. That time won't be before this thread dies, at the very least.

>>6779365
Great to hear you're back, get well soon. Take it easy.

>>6779508
Get well soon man, I'm sorry to hear about that. I don't know if you've seen, but there's been quite the growth spawned from your witings. Multiple writefags, drawfags, and a new wiki specifically for lewd scps has opened.

>>6779585
Woah, really? That's actually really humbling. Can I get a link to the wiki, that sounds awesome!

>>6779613
It's very, very barebones and I think there's only like one or two entries so far but http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/Main_Page is it.

>>6779365
>achilles tendon snapped
well fuck, that sounds horrific

>>6779813
It was weird. I turned my ankle wrong and felt this like...dull, yet sudden "Pop" and then fell over because I couldn't support myself anymore. The pain was really sharp at first once the surprise wore off, but nothing some IV pain killers didn't solve.

>>6779873
Ouch.

Anywho, here's some more green guys! I'm glad to be back.

>Screw it, this was no time for fancy drinks.
>You get a cup of water, quickly chug it down, then chug a second for good measure before wiping your mouth.
>The water helped you feel better, gave you a little jolt of energy.
>As you shoulder your rifle, Mal0 lets out a low little growl, and you feel her hands grab onto your left arm.
>You look at her, in the direction she’s glaring.
>She’s glaring at the walkway that cuts over the cafeteria.
>And you aren’t alone.
>Some humanoid figure is standing there, at first it’s hard to make out the details, but they soon come to life.
>Looks like a scrawny dude in a long black shawl, but the hell is that on his face? A bird mask?
>Your gut sinks a little as it lets out a low, raspy breath, eyes staring intently at you from behind the mask.

>Mal0 tugs on your arm, letting out little whines, pulling you towards the door, and you don’t hesitate to follow her.
>You slam on the door just as you hear the door on the catwalk open, the figure gone from sight.
>As soon as the door slams shut behind you, you high tail it out of there, down a few halls, hoping to have lost the thing.
>Not soon after you find the entrance to Section 2, the Heavy Containment zone.

>You stare at it for a while before Mal0 hugs you and nuzzles your chest.
>The affection helped, and after hugging her back you dug out your key card and swiped it.
>A rather loud beep sounded before the doors slid open.

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>The halls beyond are of much sturdier stuff, giving you a cramped feeling.
>Blood stains the walls occasionally, but there are no bodies around.
>You make a turn, and open another door.
>It’s a long hallway with a few small doors on each side, maintenance rooms form the looks of it.
>But you could care less about those.
>Someone, another guard is lying on the ground in the middle of the room.

>His clothes are torn, large sutures in his chest, and blood everywhere.
>His breathing is shallow and erratic, his eyes locking on you, gloved hand reaching out.
>”H-help…”
>His hand falls.
>He’s gone.
>But that thing is here now, slowly sauntering out form one of the maintenance rooms, shawl dragging behind it on the ground.

>>6780158
o shit

>>6780158
Shit's about to go down.

>>6780158
...fuck. time spent in the hospital didn't dull your sense of suspense and horror any now did it

>>6780158
>”Another sick one? Oh dear…” The thing’s voice is soft, yet it sends chills down your spine.
>Mal0 growls loudly, and you unsling your rifle, training it on the masked thing.
>It lets out a soft chuckle. “Now now, no need to be so hostile,” it says, stepping closer. “I sim-“
>You cut it off by flicking your safety off. The hall gives excellent acoustics, causing the click to echo rather loudly down the hall.

“Stay. The hell. Back.”

>Mal0’s ears press back to her head as she crouches a little, ready to leap at this masked man.
>He stops in his tracks.

“What the hell did you do to that man?”

>You spit the question out angrily, the masked man looking back at the body on the ground.
>”He had the Pestilence, my friend, I simply cured him of it. And it seems you’re infected too.”

“Infected? The hell do you mean I’m infected?”

>He tries to step closer, but you fire a warning shot, narrowly missing it’s head, and once again he stops.

“Come closer. I dare you.”
>Your attempts to sound threatening are barely passable. You’re finding it hard to keep your rifle from shaking, and the man notices this.

>”My friend, the Pestilence is in you. I have the cure, but you mustn’t be so hostile. I can’t help you otherwise.”

“C-cure it? What, by tearing open my sternum?!”

>The thing is quiet for a moment.
>Then it laughs. It fucking laughs.

>>6780431
Well now, that ain't good! It looks like the Duke brothers are in a world of trouble.

>>6780505
Ol anon's gonna hafta work double time if he wants to get out of this one

>>6779613
>>6779670
Yeah, there's many drafts up but we've only got one proper entry. This is because I decided that each proper entry needed 4 sponsors to sign off on it before it would get added. While in theory this sounded like a good idea, I underestimated the number of people who know how to edit wikis, and who were willing to actually review entries.

It's slow but I'm trying to train people.

>>6780431
>It’s eyes meet yours, and it reaches into it’s shawl, pulling out a small, bloody scalpel and raising it’s other open hand towards you.
>”It’s for your own good, friend.”

>You hold it’s gaze for a moment before it suddenly rushes at you.
>You let out a burst of lead at it, but your hands are shaking so badly and you flinch so hard they all seem to miss.
>Mal0, however, is faster.
>Before the masked man can even touch you, she’s on it, sinking her claws into it’s shawl and biting on the beak of it’s mask.
>No, that isn’t a mask. Masks don’t bleed.
>That’s it’s face.

>The thing flails, sinking the scalpel blade into Mal0’s side, but that does nothing at all to impede her attack.
>Finally with one solid kick it manages to get her off and scrambles back, giving you a clear line of sight.
>You empty the remainder of your magazine while it quickly flees for the door on the opposite side of the room, bullets peppering the ground at it’s feet while it clutches it’s bloodied, cracked face.

>>6780697
Come on man, most people would kill for a free vasectomy/apendectamy

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>>6779365
That made me cringe up a bit. Get well soon dude, you're my favorite anon right now.

>>6780697
>Mal0 starts wiping at her mouth the second you’re certain the coast is clear.
>”D-IsgUstinG…” She mumbles.

“Holy shit Mal0…”

>You stare at her in amazement, and her ears go back a little as she stands.
>”No…n0 le-t Tou-Ch…oR…” She doesn’t finish, and comes a little closer to you.
>You don’t need her to explain, you’ve seen what that thing could do, though you doubt it’d be coming back anytime soon.

“Thank you Mal0, you really saved my ass there…”

>Her head turns up a bit to look at you and she lets out a soft sigh.
>”Wh-En ExIt?”
>You look at the door past her.
>Honestly, you had no idea. The foundation built these places like a labyrinth for a reason.
>Unless you stumbled across the exit by dumb luck, you’d likely be stuck here until the MTFs arrived.
>And then in terms of getting Mal0 out, you’d be shit out of luck.

“I don’t know. But we’ve gotta be getting closer. Lets just…let’s just keep going. And keep your eyes peeled for any of those things…”

>After a moment she nods, grabs your arm, and pulls you along.
>More halls. More dead ends. More doors.
>It seems as if it’ll never end.
>But then you stop at T shaped junction.
>There’s some sort of black, sticky mucus or residue coating the walls just before the turns.
>The hell?

Hory shet, haven't been in these threads for a couple of days and suddenly there's a shitload of stories?

Quick, someone give me the rundown on what stories we have and if and where they are compiled!

>>6780864
Oh fuck, oh double crusted fuck sticks

>>6780864
>You reach out to touch the stuff, but Mal0 smacks your hand, growling lowly at you.
>But the growl is soon replaced by something else behind you.
>A low, sickly breathing, like lungs full of fluid.
>You turn slowly too see more of the stuff on the floor behind you, and dark, rotting humanoid form with pale eyes and a wide lipless smile slowly emerge.
>And it begins walking every so slowly towards you.

>Mal0 doesn’t attack, she shrinks back, pulling at your arm.
>If she wants to run, you know this can’t be good.
>You take off, making a left in the hallway, only to come to a stop as the next door opens.
>You can’t pass, it’s that damn statue, right at the door, motionless.
>You can’t look away, but you hear the sickly old man approaching form behind.

“Damn you, MOVE!”

>In pure desperation and fear you slam the butt of your gun into the statue, trying to physically push it out of the way.
>No use, the thing was too heavy to move, and if you blinked you’d be dead.
>Mal0 starts whimpering loudly.
>It’s there, it’s right behind you.

>Suddenly there’s a sharp pain in your lower back.
>Something grabs you from behind, clenching around your windpipe, choking you while the burning pain spreads through your back.
>Mal0 cries out your name, tries to grab you, but she can’t stop you from sinking into the inky mucus beneath your feet.
>And then you’re shrouded in darkness.

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>>6781062
RIP

>>6781062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixBBZdrMXAI

>>6781062
I can't believe I'm fucking dead

>>6781062
Well shit.

>>6781062
Well, at least he wasn't tonguefucked by it.

Goddamn that tale was disgustingly horrifying.

>>6781062
>Pain. That’s all you feel. An intense, burning pain in your back.
>Your eyes slowly open, you feel around the ground beneath you. It’s a hard, rough stone.
>You look round as your eyes adjust.
>You’re in a dark green hallway, the stone covered in mold and moss.
>God, it’s so dark you can barely see more than a few feet ahead.
>You struggle to get to your feet.
>Sweet Christ, the pain in your back is worse than anything you’ve ever felt.
>You touch it, and feels something hot.
>Pulling your hand away, you can make out a faint red liquid on your hand.
>Blood. Blood, that’s your blood.
>Shit.

>Where…where were you?
>You mind is hazy as you try to get your bearings, but that one question is clear as day.
>You take slow steps forward, your footsteps painfully loud as they echo down the hall.
>Leaning on the wall for support, you slowly creep forward.
>You’re too disoriented to go very fast. The room seems to be spinning.
>As you come to a four way intersection, writing on the floor catches your eye.

>”I want to taste your lungs.”

>>6781633
hot

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>>6781576
>>6781633
>At least he wasn't tonguefucked by it
>"I want to taste your lungs"

>>6781633
>Oh god.
>You want to vomit, but nothing comes up.
>Slowly you turn, making your way down another hallway.
>More writing shows up on the walls as you stumble down it.

>”Have your eyes adjusted yet?”
>”I can see you.”

>”My name is not 106.”

>You can’t get the feeling of eyes on you to go away no matter how many times you turn.
>Slowly the images of what happened before you came here play back in your mind.
>O-oh god…you were trapped in this hellish place with that thing…
>The thought urges you on despite the pain.
>You enter another room, much bigger than the last.
>The light is marginally better, at least enough to allow you to see the large stone throne at the end of it.

>A sudden jolt of pain shoots up your spine and sends you to your knees, clutching your sides.
>Heavy slow footsteps vaguely register in your ears from the way you just came, and then a low, booming voice.
>”Yes…Kneeeel!”

Reduced the number of sponsors after talking with Vahnz. It's now 3 instead of 4.

Therefore, two new BMCs are up.

http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/BMC_Series_1

>>6781911
>You collapse forward, rolling onto your back.
>In the darkness of the hall you just came from, you see the silhouette of that decaying man who took you here, eyes glowing a pale white in the dark.
>It steps closer, footsteps echoing loudly.
>You fumble for and draw your pistol, which you thankfully had on you, though your weak arm’s aim is horrible.
>You fire once, twice, three times.
>Two of the shots hit, but do nothing.
>They seem to just pass right through.
>The thing chuckles silently, taking in another raspy breath.
>You slowly get to your feet and stumble back until you’re pressed against the throne.
>It gets closer, and you don’t have the strength to run.
>It’s hand opens and extends towards you.
>But then suddenly, the room changes, and it’s gone.

(That's all I have for tonight guys, these pain meds are making me sleepy. More tomorrow, though I can't say when)

>>6782190
Night, and thanks for the continuation. Get well soon!

>>6782190
Thanks for giving us some updates. Get better soon, Christmas will be more fun that way!

>>6782190
Get well soon Mal0-anon.

>>6782190
Dope diggity dog this green is some fire

>>6755811
ill pick up where i left off,

now that the action is over

time for some rom com

>"ANON"
>"ANON, WAKE UP DAMMIT"
>you open your eyes
>your head hurts so bad
>its like a train is running over your head over and over again
>its the hangover
>standing in front of you angrily is your mom
>"Anon! you missed my damn Christmas party! your grandma drove almost 9 hours to see you!"
>suddenly realizing the immediate danger, you shoot up for a second and look to your side
>all you can see is a sleeping pile of blanket and patchwork
>thank goodness, she hasn't woken up and shes still snuggling by you
>"Whos this anon? is this your girlfriend that your grandma told me about?"
>feeling relieved you flop back into the couch and let out a tired "who.. what time-sit... howd you geterr?"
>"i have a key to your house, also, its like 12, i was really worried about you last night! i called you a few times but you didnt pick up. i was gonna come down but your grandma insisted i didnt"
>thank god, your grandma has systematically saved your life more times than you could count
>"Ohkkay... listen, canwe jus like, get a sccnd"
>your mom looks at you inquisitively and says
>"god anon, are you hung over?"

>>6783944
>you simply let out a annoyed grunt and snuggle MalO closer, hoping to make sure none of her showed
>"jesus, you and your brother are gonna get killed by all this drinking some day. its not healthy"
>you let out another annoyed grunt
>"*sigh*, well, ill make you a prairie oyster... im not sure if your friend is gonna need one when she wakes up"
>"by the way, how come you didnt tell me you would be meeting someone tonight? its kind of sudden"
>you painfully let out "yeah idk, iwass sortaa surpriseefur me too..."
>your mom makes her way to the kitchen as you check on MalO
>shes still out cold
>you stumble to your feet and struggle her onto the couch, making sure she faced the back rest
>you grab a end pillow and put it under her head as you tuck the blanket back over her
>"you know anon, i know you dont usually have lady company, but you could at-least tell me when its going to keep you from being at family events"
>you let out another "yeahhwell likei said, itwasa surprise for me too. ill try and keepyou up ta date if it happensgain"

>>6784104
>you stuble onto a chair in the kitchen and the headache hits you even harder than before
>you have to physically grip your temples to keep the pain from killing you
>"well, i hope you at-least had fun, you know this means your gonna have to go shopping with grandma today"
>shit
>you loved your grandma with all your heart but the idea of shopping with her made your head hurt even worse
>its like she knows exactly what she wants to get when she comes here but she never gets it until you force her to leave the store
>"auugggg"
>"yeah, consider it payment for that hoodie that's wrapped around your lovey dovey over there"
>"you know it took her the better part of 6 months to put that thing together, she made each of those squares herself... at-least that's what she told me"
>she finished the foul drink and passed it over to you
>you hold your nose and knock it back
>"i'm just glad your okay... i don't want you to end up like your cousin..."
>you let out "im fine mom, i have a four wheel drive, and joey was the worst driver i have ever met. the fact he made it out of that with just a broken leg is a miracle"
>she lets out a defeated sigh and grabs her purse
>"well, ill see you in an hour or so okay... if you want to take your lady friend with you, im sure your grandma wont mind... tell her i said hi when she wakes up"
>you wave her out and close the door behind her
>fuck, that could have been alot of explaining to do in the worst possible state of mind ever

>>6784274
>you stumble into the living room, still shirtless
>you put your face in your hands and look at the quiet living room
>the only sound is the occasional popping of embers in a dying fire place and the paced breathing of the creature sleeping on your couch
>you sit for a minute just looking at the scene before you
>just taking in how ridiculous the situation seemed
>was that thing really a demon or just a normal person that you thought was one
>you slowly walk to the couch and peek under the hood
>nope she definitely was a demon
>well shit
>what are you gonna do now...
>you think for a minute while picking up the plates and washing them
>you go back and pick up the cups
>as your walking back to the kitchen you hear an ungodly moan from the couch
>she was awake
>and she was likely feeling the hangover too
>and by how often you assumed she drank, it was probably a lot worse than you thought it was
>without even checking you started making a prairie oyster for her too, fearing what she might do if you got close

>>6784404
>"O00ooohhHHHhh"
>"HeAdd HUrttSss..."
>you chuckle slightly and say to her "yeah, im surprised your not going around breaking things, considering what you drank..."
>she sits up and gives a half stretch before grabbing her head and letting out a harsh moan again
>"you cant sit up that fast, its only gonna get worse"
>she plopped back down on the pillow, still holding her head
>you take the foul mixture over to her and tell her to drink it
>without questioning, she takes it and swallows the thing
>"GroSss"
>"yeah it sucks, but it helps quite a bit"
>she pulls the blanket back to her face and gets into a fetal position
>"listen, im gonna have to leave for like... maybe 4 or 5 hours in a bit okay"
>"WhyYyy"
>"well, its a long story... if you just go back to bed i'm sure ill be back here when your done, if you wake up before i come back, just don't go outside no matter what"
>she flops back over so her back is facing toward you and replies "OkkAayy"
>you go to say something again but she was already asleep
>holy shit shes a heavy sleeper

>>6784554
MalO's a pretty relatable aussie demon.

>>6784554
>you get on some warm clothes and hop in your old beat up subaru
>the thing had a shit load of miles but still worked like a charm
>you head down to your moms house and pick up your grandma for a good day of bullshit
>all fuckin day
>this store
>that store
>"oh, lets go here"
>"oh what about the mall"
>"oh, lets see if they're open now"
>your lucky she gave you gas money, or you would end up on the side of the highway in the freezing snow
>over time she slowly found the shit she was looking for and was ready to go back to your moms house
>before you loaded her 5 big ass bags into your tiny car, you got a call from your mom
>"ANON, THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR APARTMENT, ITS BIG AND HAIRY AND ITS SLEEPING ON YOUR COUCH"
>fuck

>>6784716
fucc
hope she didn't call the cops or anything

>>6784716
>alright
>explaining time
>make yourself look like a degenerate or explain something to your mom that's beyond human comprehension
>the ladder didn't seem very preferable
>"okay... mom, listen, this is gonna sound really weird, but i know that"
>"WHAT?"
>"look... the girl i'm dating... well..."
>shit
>think
>"shes... shes into dressing up... like... like weird monsters"
>"WH-...What?"
>"yeah... shes really sweet, and shes nice, and shes reliable, and, well, but... shes kinda weird... in, you know... in"
>you say this under your breath so your grandma doesn't hear
>"in... in bed..."

>>6784786
"i can't believe it my son is a god damn furry"

>>6784786
>there's a period of silence that goes on for way too long
>"Okay... i understand..."
>"Yeah, i know its a super strange thing... i didn't want you to find out this way, i was hoping to possibly tell you like... never... but that's just how this is gonna turn out i guess"
>"Okay honey, well just know i support you in any... pursuits you take... just, don't get into any strange crowds okay..."
>"when i was dating your father, he was a weird kind of guy, and he was into some strange shit. i dumped him after a while because i just couldn't handle some of the things he was into..."
>"Please. spare me the detail, listen ill talk to you when we get back okay, i just, just don't wake her up please"
>"okay, i'm leaving right now, see you at the house"
>fuck
>what a fucking uncomfortable situation
>what a fucking strange situation as well
>you learned more about your mom today then you ever wanted to learn in a long time
>you where so cold and tired, you just wanted today to end and to go back to sleep
>"oh anon, we should grab some food on the way back to your moms house"
>internalsighsofdespair.jpg

>>6784891
kek

>>6784786
nice save

>>6784786
Extra marinara spaghetti
nice

>>6784898
>you grandma talked your ear off all the way to muchas, and talked it back on on the way to your moms house
>you picked up an extra burrito in case MalO was hungry
>when you got to your moms house, your step dads car was taking up the spot you usually park in
>fuck
>its already starting
>you carefully help your grandma up the slippery drive way and then Sherpa all her shit up to the front door
>you almost slip and fall on your ass, but somehow manage to balance out
>your step dad laughs at you almost falling face down while trying to lug all the shit from your tiny ass car to the house
>this fucking guy
>hes been a dick to you ever since you met him
>"hey boy, you missed the Christmas party last night, out fucking some girly? HAH, i doubt it"
>"fuck off jim"
>you shoulder past him with the large load and sidestep into the house
>he fallows close behind
>"your mom told me that you had some lady friend over, aren't you broke? there aren't many hookers around here, so their rates must be pretty high"

>>6785012
Fuck him to assert dominance

>>6780892
Unless this current tale is something different, which it doesn't seem to be, it's the story of Anon meeting Mal0 and their pretty interesting misadventures. This is the most current version I have, I don't know where the most current version is.
http://pastebin.com/2FYqEuXb

Enjoy. Avoid greentext in the thread for the sake of spoilers, but you've probably already read some of it.

>>6785012
>"jesus jim, leave the poor kid alone!"
>"why? hes just gonna keep doing stupid shit, if i don't teach him to stop being a dumb-ass he'll never learn"
>you drop all the bags on the couch
>"thanks for helping me with grandmas stuff, i grabbed you something from the muchas"
>you pull the single fish taco from the bag and offer it to him
>"boy, you know i hate fish"
>"oh really? damn, i must have forgot. more for me then"
>"yeah, and while your at it, eat the whole damn fridge too"
>"Jim, would you lay off the kid, hes much slimmer than the last time i came"
>"yeah, its probably some kind of drugs hes taking. fact that girly might be his supplier"
>"huh boy? you skipping out on Christmas dinner to smoke crack with some hooker?"
>"Jim!"
>"listen jim, if your gonna point fingers about weight, why don't you look in a mirror? you've only gotten fatter since you married my mom. sitting on your ass all day and watching football"
>"boy, you better watch your damn mouth"
>you where close to decking him before your mom opened the door and walked in
>"anon, jim, dont fight you two, i want to have a nice family afternoon, okay?"
>"yeah, how about you tell jim to stop calling my girlfriend a hooker, then ill sit down and eat something with him"
>"jesus jim, did you actually say that to anon?"
>"well... not exactly..."
>you grandma piped up while sitting on the couch and chimed in "i bealive the words you used where a "crack addict hooker""
>fuckin a-right grandma, that just made up for all the suffering today
>"Jesus jim! what the hell!"
>"Well shit maggie, the boys lost nearly 50 pounds in one year, i doubt he has the gumption to actually go to the gym and work any of that shit off"
>"well jim, if you ever actually paid any attention to me or my sons life, you would know that he has in fact done just that, and i know it because i have been going with him sometimes"
>well shit, now everyone's arguing and its all because of that shithead

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>>6785265
i want to cut jim with with a paring knife

>>6785324
Spook Jim with the waifu and eternally traumatize him

>>6785265
Jim sounds like a real Jim.

>>6785343
i second this!

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>>6785343
>hey you twat
>meet my gf
>steps aside, mal0 standing behind him, looks jim dead in the eye
>mal0 opens her mouth

>>6785265
>after a bit of your mom and jim arguing over you and your grandma throwing in the occasional pot shit at jim, you decide to eat the food your grandma bought and chill out
>everyones in the living room and watching tv, your mom suggests that you open up the gift under the tree, since you couldn't yesterday
>after a bit of haggling from jim, you go over and pick up the present
>you tear it open and read the cut and paste letter inside with the $30 bucks and do the usually thank you
>"i know you have lost alot of weight, and i know your favorite jacket doesn't fit anymore, so i got you a new one
>fuckin a
>you loved that water resistant jacket but it made you look like a cholo when you wore it
>you put on the jacket and let out an actual genuine thank you
>"keep looking, theres something else in there too"
>"jim pitched in on this one, so make sure to thank him"
>jim lets out a "yeah, really spent a bit on it" followed by a mumbled "like hell i did"
>you reach further into the box and pull out a small black box with a butterfly on it, surrounding the words "benchmade"
>ho shit

>>6785436
"and that's how I got cucked by mal0"

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>>6785475
>$30 bucks

>>6785475
>"We got you a knife so you can stab Jim to prevent further arguing"

>>6785475
>"i wasnt quite sure what to get you, but i know you needed a knew knife, i went to the 5 and asked the guy for the most reliable thing he had"
>you pry open the box and sitting inside was the beautifully carved antler handle with the butterfly stamped into it
>you pull it out and and open it, looking at the razor sharp blade
>its exactly what you where looking for
>"i heard good things from your uncle about it so i decided to pick one up for you"
>you thank her again and pocket your new present
>your grandma talks up and says "how come you didnt bring your friend with you?"
>"well... im not sure she would like talking to jim"
>your mom says "well, you dont know... i would like to meet her, im sure jim would be willing to accept her... strange interest"
>jims eyebrow raises
>"waddaya mean, strange interests?"
>fuck

>>6785593
oh shit

>>6785593
I want Jim spooks, pls give Jim spooks

>>6785593
>"its nothing jim, you wouldn't care"
>"no really boy, im interested"
>"im serious, really, tell me about this girly"
>"oh anon, just tell jim, im sure he wont care"
>"Fuck, fine, she..."
>your mind races for an answer
>why the hell did your mom have to bring this up
>"she... she likes to wear this mask thing, shes really shy around other people so she puts it on to sorta scare them away, idk, i think its kinda cute"
>"boy, are you dating some gay animal dress up person like your faggot dad"
>"Fuck off jim, my dad was really cool, unlike you"
>"You fuckin are arent ya!, your dating some nancy little animal dress up girl that likes to wear suits and do creepy shit, i read about them on the internet. they're degenerates, just like you, and your dad"
>that's fuckin it
>you stand up and yell at jim "YOU CAN FUCKIN MAKE FUN OF ME, OR SOME PERSON IM DATING THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW, BUT IF YOU CALL MY DAD GAY ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT"

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>>6785672

>>6785672
KICK HIS ASS ANON!

>>6785718
Inb4 anon is a beta wussy babby

>>6785672
>"oh yeah?"
>jim stands up
>your mom starts yelling at him but he ignores her
>your grandma is cheering you on "Yeah! punch him anon! get him right on the cheek, just like Muhammad!"
>"your dad was a little. nancy. dressin up. faggot. just like-"
>you cant keep your rage contained
>you spring at jim and punch him square in the nose
>it hurts like hell but you don't notice
>he grabs his nose and lets out a wail of pain
>"you little fuckin fairy! you punch like a bitch! just like your fairy dad!"
>you let out another punch, this time you put everything into your punch
>it hits him square in the jaw
>as soon as your make contact, you can feel something break
>yes
>you actually broke jims stupid fucking jaw
>all this time thinking about it and you actually did it
>he takes his hand from his bleeding, bent nose, and covers his stupid broken ass jaw
>your grandma hops up and grabs your wrist and holds it up, yelling "YEAH! AND THE WINNER ANON, BY WAY OF KNOCKOUT!"
>your mom shoots your grandma a shocked look and says "JESUS KATHY! DONT ENCOURAGE HIM! WE HAVE TO GET JIM TO THE HOSPITAL"
>you shoot back "well im not fuckin takin him there" and you pick up the extra burrito for MalO and storm out the front door
>while you walk out you can hear your grandma yell "GOOD JOB KID! DONT WORRY, ILL MAKE SURE HE GETS A SHITTY NURSE!"

>>6785774
I like grama