/sug/ Steven Universe General Bow to the queen Edition La

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>>6714227
Ahhh Kos... Or some say Kosm

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LAPIS BLOWS

>>6714227
Jasper is fat

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Pearl feet

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canon

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>>6714235
Jasper tried to blow once

>>6714274
>now she's dead

>>6714274
And now she's all blown out. Like a flat tire

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Reminder that Sucrose wants you to believe that your waifu is real. Don't let her down.

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>You will never ever have your very own Pearl

>>6714292
>flat
>slim
>not fat
Do you even know what you're saying right now?

>>6714301
>complaining
>not blowing up the tire and saving her life

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>>6714297
Reminder that Sugar is a disgusting furry and insufferable Pearlfag

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>>6714297
I can't wait to marry Lapis.

>>6714334
>mouth-to-ass resuscitation

>>6714351
>not lips-to-tip

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lapiven

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POST RARE BECKY ART

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>>6714385

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>>6714385

>>6714360
You're sitting in Jasper's lap, her spreading your legs while Peridot eats you out. Peridot slips her picklefingers in, stretching you out for Jasper's small cock. Jasper borks in your ear as Peridot memetically prepares you for the grody fuck you're about to receive

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>>6714385

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bulimic

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Would you fuck Rebecca's mom?
If you say no you're lying.

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>>6714385
>>6714405
I don't think these were ever confirmed to be Rebecca's

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>>6714422
>pompadour
hmmmmm

>>6714456
i want to believe

>>6714452
She could bellyflop onto a Diamond and shatter them.

>>6714452
Not yes

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>>6714452
I want Becky's mom to teach dance to me while she's pregnant

>>6714227
HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM?

>>6714452
>supposed to be a dancer
>yet almost as fat as jasper
>probably a total cunt too

>>6714490
AM-UH-THIST

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>>6714485
You can't look at this thicc lady and tell me you wouldn't fuck her.
Tell me what you would do to her anon.

>>6714500
HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HIM?

>>6714227
We could probably add a download for the Frontier dump from last thread, unless someone on tumblr uploads a better version.

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>>6714503
SEXY JASPER LEGS

>>6714513
Someone will almost definately upload scans

>>6714512
Who?

>>6714497
>yet almost as fat as jasper
She was heavily pregnant in that picture, that's baby and pure muscle you're seeing, not fat.

>>6714524
Then what's Jasper's excuse?

>>6714520
I want to eat my breakfast, lunch and dinner off of those legs.

>>6714533
i want to suck her toes

>>6714488
She's like 60 years old now. I don't think she is ever going to pregnant again unless they do some test-tube baby injections.

>>6714523
Steven's penis.

>>6714535
>jasper is also pregnant

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>>6714535
being 5ever alone

>>6714547
Guuuuuuys...
Stoooop...

man, it's pretty obvious that becky is bi in retrospective. no one can draw women that sexy without having feelings towards them

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>>6714548
she's the only one who could handle the whale penis

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>>6714546
I hope Becky's mom gets miraculously pregnant this christmas. Then she can come give me dance lessons.

>>6714546
What if Rebecca's mother has to carry her child because of her barren womb?

>>6714570
>>6714574
>Lapis
>Peridot
Who really put the bun in the orange oven?

>>6714584
Steven.

>>6714503
Tell her to lose weight and find a way to revert back 40 years.

>>6714584
Peridot can't even reach her perfect hole.

>>6714568
I suspected that Rebecca was bi for a really long time. I remember the thread a few days before SDCC where people were saying she should just come out already. I wonder if she happened to read that thread.

>>6714584
she gonna pop out a blue baby

>>6714591
His penis got in the way again!

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>>6714520
I would pay so much money to have Sugar's mom dress up as Japser and crush me with her thighs

>>6714568
She's literally the stereotype of an ugly dyke.

>>6714584
YD.

>>6714584
>doesn't remember that Jasper impregnated herself with Lapis and Peridot's seed and is going to give birth to the Lapidot fusion

>>6714597
I'm usually not into old people but I have to say her mom is hot. Would fug

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>>6714614

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>>6714604
>blue

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But what if her penis gets in the way?

>>6714633
It won't because she doesn't have one. Neck yourself, futafag.

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>>6714605
It happens a lot.

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>>6714633
it will

>>6714633
She's 2 dimensional. Turn it sideways and it'll disappear.

>>6714630
>undertale edit
Undertalefags leave

>>6714633
Why does this guy always draw needle dicks? They need to be meatier.

>>6714652
Okay bye.

>>6714654
Lack of artistic ability

>>6714603
i always suspected she was lesbian honestly

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>>6714652
but SU and Undertale have so much in common!
:^)

>>6714691
Was it because she made a TV show about lesbians

>>6714699
>this won't be easy
>baby's first bullet hell

>>6714619
nah, she's cute

>>6714737
*ugly

>>6714691
She can't be a lesbian, she gets destroyed by Ian's 19 inch long cock every 2 hours.

>>6714264
did they fucked ?

>>6714550
>"nobody I eat with, ever wants to stay"

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How long until Amber goes crazy and gets fired like Zuke

>>6714810
If rebecca stopped abusing and overworking her employees maybe they wouldn't leave

>>6714810
She was already crazy.

>>6714710
>>6714737
>Jew
>feminist
>granny glasses
>believes in John Money's gender theory
>hair cut short to look more like a man
>protrusive nose and ears
>killed Pendleton Ward's career by taking her ukulele elsewhere
>is into underage porn like every other Jew

>"Oh F---udge!"
>The unnecessary self censorship came form pearl, Pearl as she accidentally dropped one of her swords into Amethyst's room
>Pearl groaned as she went down to as ask her to help find it
>When Pearl saw Amethyst she noticed something off about her.
>First off, Amethyst was completely nude, with one of her hands fingering her vagina
>Second and more importantly, her head was shapeshifted into a cock, which was in the process of getting a self-hand job
>it wasn't even an unnaturally huge cock, just a normal size one that was thinner than how Amethyst's neck naturally is.
>In other words, it made amethyst look like a literal pinhead
>"Amethyst?"
>No Response
>"Amethyst!"
>still no response, just double ended masturbation
>Pearl waved her had in front of amethyst's face
>The purple gem just kept going
>Pearl gingerly tapped amethyst's shoulder, prompting her head to return to it's natural state
>"Hey what's the bi- Oh it's just you, P. Wait, why are you here anyway? This is my room!"
>"Well I had dropped one of my swords in her-"
>"Told you I wasn't stealing them!"
>"Well yes, I was going to ask for help finding it, but-"
>"But?" Amethyst said with a smirk
>"Well- I-, and - you, head!"
>The Quartz squinted her eyes into a smile
>"You wanted in on this action, eh P?"
>Pearl blushed and stammered further
tbc
To be continued

Who the fuck ate my fries? Lapis?

>>6714820
Shut your lazy ass up Zuke

>>6714858
Vine is GAY

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>>6714654

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>>6714877
perfect

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>>6714779
Yes. Steven's penis got in the way again.

>>6714877
stevonnie 12 incher. for science

>>6714858
Eh.

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>>6714858
I don't like fries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4KTkU_SAsk

>>6714926
Worst gem

>>6714926
...Pearl?

>>6714926
Shit gem

>>6714877
would suck

>>6714926
kys

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Steven+Rose: Fairy/Grass
Garnet: Fighting/Psychic (with Electric moves included in moveset)
Pearl: Fairy/Flying or Fighting/Flying (Steel type/moves involving blades and cutting in moveset to reflect her swordfighting)
Amethyst: Fighting/Poison (or maybe pure Fighting with Poison moves in her moveset)
Peridot: Steel/Psychic
Lapis: Water/Flying
Jasper: Fighting
Ruby: Fire/Fighting
Sapphire: Ice/Psychic

Bonus:

Connie: Normal (maybe Fighting or Steel as a secondary)
Stevonnie: Normal/Fairy
Opal: Fighting/Flying or Fairy/Flying (depending on which type Pearl has
Sugilite: Fighting/Poison
Sardonyx: Psychic/Fairy or Psychic/Flying
Alexandrite: Fighting (huge coverage tho)
Smoky Quartz: Fairy/Fighting
Malachite: Water/Fighting (with Flying coverage)
Yellow Diamond: Electric/Psychic (we haven't seen much of her but I theorize she'll have electric powers)
Greg: Normal
Onion: ???

Every Gem character has Rock type move coverage.

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>>6714946
I don't like food.

>>6715046
They removed ???-type in Generation V, but still pretty cute.

>>6715046
Amethyst and Jasper would both be Fighting/Ground

>>6715067
...Steven?

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>>6715083
IT WAS AMETHYST.

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well i now see we are back in the shit hole

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>>6715090
Yeah it was!

>>6715129
Just where we belong.

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>>6715129

>>6715078
Because they were made in Kindergartens? Presumably every gem was made that way, so I didn't wanna give them that our Rock as types. At most, give them Rock type moves. Amethyst eats tons of trash/is dirty in general, so Poison makes sense. Jasper doesn't really have much that could be expressed type-wise other than Fighting. Maybe Flame Charge for her spin dash, but that could just as easily be expressed as Rapid Spin or Rollout.

Also, I forgot:

Bismuth: Fighting/Steel
Centipeetle: Bug/Poison.

>>6715046
>>6715158
pokeman a SHIT

>>6715158
>>>/vp/

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First request is coming along.

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LET HER SLEEP

>>6715226
IT'S YA BOY GUZMA

>>6715258
WAKE UP, YOU STUPID BLUE SLUT!

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>>6715258
Sleep isn't what she needs.

>>6714902
You keep trying, anon.

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>>6715258
WAKE UP LAPIS! YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!

>>6715279
She needs to be rescued out of that Blush Mallet drawing. Nobody deserves a fate like that, not even worst gem.

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>>6715182
>>6715197

What are you talking about? i don't know about you guys, but pokefications are totally my shit.

>>6715344
so go make a pokemon thread instead of shitting up this one you autist, kys

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>>6715322
I'm out of the loop. Why does /co/ and /trash/ hate Blush Mallet?

>>6715294
are you gonna do it or not?

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Friendly reminder that you will never be a Pearl serving your big, beautiful Diamond overlord

>>6715382
don't you tell me what I can and can't do

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>>6715382

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I miss my dead wife.

Trying to get into movesets now, starting with Steven/Rose. I'm not finished yet, but I'm thinking something like:

Rock Polish
Power Gem
Baby Doll Eyes
Aromatherapy
Synthesis
Protect
Light Screen
Dazzling Gleam
Play Rough
Fairy Wind
Bullet Seed
Charm
Sweet Kiss
Petal Blizzard
Flower Shield
Crafty Shield
Spiky Shield

Rock Polish and Power Gem are the 2 Rock type moves available to each gem, one stat booster, and one offensive move.

>>6715366
Your argument is equivalent to say go to Rule34 instead of flooding the thread gem porn.
This is a general dude, don't be so close-minded.

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>>6715415
>BD will never suck on your face and run her hot, slimy tongue that's bigger than your hand all across your body

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>>6715452
>YD will never do the same.

>>6715366
If I make a thread on /vp/, I'll barely get any responses, and most of those few will just be people telling me to go to /co/. If I post it on /co/, people will tell me to go to /vp/. This is the best place to post it famalam.

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>>6715473
W-what about both at the same time?

Also
>cutting off her neck so it doesn't look too long
You know, the more we avoid giving her a long neck in porn the less seriously we'll be able to take her in the show, at least if we manage to get a long neck fetish we'll stop laughing.

>>6715374
this

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>>6715489
You have a good point. I don't see much porn of YD that doesn't cut off or use perspective to hide the neck's length.

>>6715374
>>6715532
BM is shit

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>>6715548
Elaborate.

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>>6715489
her neck is fine. characters can look different literally between shots

>>6715374
Newfags and Blushmalletfags leave

>>6715581
lacks of basic skills and their work is unappealing in general

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I want Steven to teach Jasper how to play Pokemon

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>>6715584
Her neck is intentionally supposed to be silly long, as evident by the mural.
It's not a boarding issue, it's the primary feature of her design. The more we underplay her neck in images that are supposed to be serious and overplay it in meme images we'll never be able to take her character seriously.

>>6715548
>>6715606
>>6715592
>>6715374
>Calls >>6715279 unskilled
What?

>>6715548
>>6715592
>>6715606
>vague sweeping statements
I don't get it, their art is okay, i've absolutely seen worse with way higher praise, what's the meme?

>>6715636
Look at her legs and try to say that's skilled.

>>6715615
Strangely, I cannot find a picture of a pregnant Jasper. I guess Steven's penis wasn't active that day.

So what the fuck is the deal with the temple anyway?

it looks like a giant gem fusion but turned into stone, and it literally has a heart...

>>6715649
Yeah, I have seen much worse. It's decent.

>>6715663
It's not decent and yet she doesn't care or try to improve it, yet still gladly accepts money on Patreon and through commissions.

>>6715673
This just seems needlessly bitter, but It's your opinion so I'm not gonna say anything else about it.

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G'night /sug/

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>>6715631
she's supposed to look elegant, imposing and graceful. royalty has been represented with elongated bodies for ages.
if the boarder wasn't able to transmit this then it's a problem

>>6715374
she's popular, but her anatomy could use some work.

It's mostly because she's popular, though.

>>6715663
it's not decent. you have low standards

>>6715716
oh, so this fandom's LMJ, but not as bad, i guess i get it, still like >>6715686 said, a little over the top on the bitterness.

>>6715673
If people pay for it, and they're happy with their work, it's decent enough. Money talks.

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>>6715714
They really didn't, I get a much more military dictator vibe from her, nothing about her seems elegant or graceful.

Honestly, if it was just the neck I could see it working if they developed her character a bit more and gave us a good reason (an implied reason of course, not outright said) for her neck. It's the "triggered" face that really ruined her character for me.

>>6715743
Yeah, i mean look at doxy/onta that motherfucker cant draw anatomy for shit and he's rolling in it too.

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>>6715647
90% of their art consists of same face, horrible anatomy, lazy lineart, and white backgrounds and they're overrated for it

>>6715764
If anything I respect these people even more for their self-marketing skill. It's a much rarer ability than being able to draw or paint.

>>6715769
>draw Lapidot
>immediately get thousands of horny thirteen year old shit shipper followers

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>>6714488
Whats in that box anon?

>>6715661
It's the fusion of the main 4 (5) Crystal Gems. The inner workings + details on who built it don't seem like they'll be explained tho. Imo it seems more on the magic side that was more prevalent at the start of the series.

>>6715661
Jasper and Peridot's ship had a core/heart too

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>>6715758
military portraits were heavily influenced by this aesthetic too, in the end they're supposed to represent powerful people.
the boarder fucked up m8

>>6715823
>>6715853
Since we know that gems use other gems as power sources e.g. Lapis' mirror, I wonder what kind of gem/s is powering the temple heart and the ship

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>>6715860
If they weren't so concerned with making sure Peridot, YD, and YP were making "ebin maymay faces!" the whole time they could have pulled it off.

>>6715887
my theory is that they wanted to let clear how pissed off YD was but it ended way more memey than they intended

>>6715875
I'd guess the ship used to be a reasonably high ranking member of the yellow court, to power that gem disruptor tech

As for the temple... maybe pink diamond? or a fragment thereof?

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>>6715942
There's no way they could have looked at those boards and not thought "holy fuck this is ridiculous, memes here we come"

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>when yo pearl endowed

>>6716015
>pearls dick
>not being long enough to give a horse self-esteem issues

git out

>>6716056
>Pearl's dick
>not being identical to Pearl's nose

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>>6716056
thicc dicc

>>6716080
Somebody went to all the trouble of drawing that and didn't delete their sketch from behind it.

how big do you guys think YD's Pearls dick is

YD is fuckin huge so it must be massive to compensate right

it's a good thing gems don't have blood because everything YDP cracks a boner the blood moving into it would be enough to kill a mortal man

>>6716146
cute

If i diamond came on you the sheer force alone would break something and also fill your lungs with cum

>>6716122
rough edit of color

>>6716177
not seeing a problem here

>>6715758
I'm drawing her as a dictator rn

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>>6716146
>Even in joke pictures YD's neck is drawn in a normal human length
Why are people so scared of drawing the neck?

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>>6716216
We neck posting now?

>>6714264
Connie's got pretty patrician video game taste for a pooinloo. Maybe she's not so bad after all.

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>>6716216
>>6716225
>>6716264

May as well.

>>6716301
you overused it. it sounds like gibberish now

D E A D
E
A
D

C H A T
H
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>>6716766
It's over, isn't it...

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>>6716810
ISN'T IT

>>6716828
(can't wake up)

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>Steven goes to homeworld with Lapis
>They fuse and "JUST" Blue Diamond's shit
>Steven takes Blue Pearl home feeling empathy for her, essentially saves her from a life of slavehood.
>Eventually Blue and Steven become very close, Steven keeps telling her not to call him "Master" and that she is free to do what she wants.
>Chooses to take a somewhat mentor role with the hybrid gem
>Pearl becomes almost unholy levels of jealous as Steven and Blue grow an almost mother/son bond.

>>6716879
sling in some life lessons about boundries, jelousy and tolerance and you got some good shit going

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>>6715382
goodmorning

kill yourself

>>6716943
I hope you slept well Indexer, have a good day fella.

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>>6715581
kill yourself

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>>6716879
kill yourself retard

guys

pls no bully eachother

/sug/ is a place for friendly niceposting

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>>6716975
i'm gonna bully you,anon
>:3c

>>6716975
obligatory kill yourself post
this place has ruined reversed effect comedy for me

>>6716994
>when centi gives you the SUCC and your dick melts off from her acid spit

why even live

>>6716975
I agree with this guy. This place can be so sweet when everyone is nice with eachother.

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>>6716879
>implying blue pearl would leave her diamond

Take a moment to think of just

Flexibility, love, and trust...

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post creepy

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>>6716879
>>6717084
>Implying Steven didn't just reunite the best team in the seven galaxies

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>>6717084

>>6714297
wow thats some shit

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>>6717118
kill yourself retard

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>>6717100

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>>6717174
kill yourself

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PERIDOT

Pretty messed up that the gems still watch Steven sleeping

Dudes 14, hows a lad meant to have a cheeky wank in these conditions

or do you think Pearl lends him a hand...

>>6717199
CUTE

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>>6717205
>hows a lad meant to have a cheeky wank
what does this says,i don't speak australian

>>6717221
How is Steven meant to achieve the necessary preconditions (that is, having sufficient privacy) to masturbate, when the gems constantly watch him while he sleeps?

I mean his bedroom literally has no walls dividing the rest of the house (except for the temple rooms). I guess he could always go to Rose's room but that's still no guarantee of privacy when all those rooms are connected by the temple's veins.

It's setting the kid up for some pretty bad problems later in his life.

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>>6717276
>steven
>masturbating
steven's pure,he doesn't masturbates

>>6717286
at the moment yeah, because he's got the mental age of a 12 years old (or less)

but when he starts to grow up...

>>6715210
Good job

>>6715788
fuck that, it's just that there's a finite number of people who can possibly demonstrate success at marketing because there's a finite number of eyeballs

it's entirely possible to beat someone who did it better than you through sheer luck/timing that you didn't plan

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eeeeeeueeueueueeuee fusiiiiiiiiooon eueueueueueueeeee loooove

>>6717617
mean

>>6714691
Everyone thought she was a lesbian until Ian said they were dating

is /sug/ already banned on /co/? jesus fuck those faggot autistic mods

>>6718089
>mods

It's all but confirmed at this point that it's just one mod.

>>6718121
And that mod's butt HURTS.

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Where were you when lars was redeemed?

>>6718233
I do wonder what their deal is exactly, I remember them even banning SU threads period for a time. It seems like they relented on that for whatever reason, but they still seem pretty strange about it.

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>>6718244
inside lars. Emotionally.

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>>6718284
>sadie cucked by futa mommy

>>6718252
Don't the other mods also dislike that mod too? I don't know how they haven't gotten the boot yet

>>6718323
Yeah, there was some leaked IRC chat with the mods talking about how they felt like some shows were being treated unfairly, didn't save it unfortunately. Honestly surprised that they've stuck around this long myself.

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How often does she molest Steven?

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post shitty music and gems

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>>6718342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZegSMFhbXWU

>>6718340
At least once every three days

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>>6718387
>Steven sees Lapis at least once every 3 days
>She just never gets any screen time because everything she does with Steven is too obscene for CN

>>6718417
but they've shown handholding already

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>>6718449
>CN aired this degeneracy

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WHERE ARE YOU FUCKS?

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>>6718523

>>6717617
>I'm sorry, Garnet...
>but that's just retarded

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How is everyone spending their holidays? Any plans?

is anyone still stuck writing finals like me

>>6718653
Plan on going to a few Christmas parties in the coming week and a half. I'm gonna get so blitzed, I can't wait.

>>6718653
Visiting my family for the holidays. Should be nice, but I don't know what I'm going to do for 10 days.

>>6718653
I'm not doing anything besides having Christmas with family. I'm probably going to get a lot of art supplies for Christmas, so I plan on doing a lot of art over the break.

>>6718653
Gotta work, unfortunately. this is the busiest time of year for movie theatres. Other than that, got family coming up for a few days. Probably won't get much this year. I didn't really ask for anything.

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Consider the following: Opal but making 3 mouth

>>6718802
does she do that after she pukes

>>6718692
Sounds comfy anon, are they far? 10 days sounds like it's just under enough time to properly visit somewhere, maybe it's a good time to just chill and watch some Christmas specials

>>6714234
Fuck off you running faggot

>>6714810
>working throughout the weekend
wow, no wonder zuke quit, that fucking slavedriver has them on the clock 24/7

>>6718845
When they're at work she probably doesn't let them eat or pee either. And since she has to work on the weekends, I doubt they get any sleep either.
The crewniverse should go on strike against this narcissist abuser.

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can they do it?

>>6718826
They live on the other end of the US...vertically. They're in Florida, I'm in the northeast, so not that far, but they're paying for me to fly down anyway so it won't be a pain to get down there.

I'm sure I'll find stuff to do, I'm planning on cooking lasagna for Christmas and I'll probably end up buying presents for them locally when I'm down there, so it's not like I'm starved for things to do, I just don't know if I'll be able to fill 10 whole days without looking for a new series to watch or something.

>>6718845
ikr? she has to move her hand to be part of a show she loves. becky is worse than Hitler

>>6718889
>shapeshifting
Yes. Whether they do it by extending their dick, neck, or mouth is up to them though.

>>6718899
You're literally Trump, Zuke said so herself. You need to stop abusing your employees.

>>6718899
>lmao it's so easy to draw hundreds of images sequential with matching dialogue and face the threat of having all your work rejected if it doesn't get approved
sucrose detected

>>6718899
Go back to purging and jacking off to Ratatouille porn, 12 year old jewish boy.

>>6718463
Lapis's hands are so tiny! No wonder Jasper's giant mitts swallow them up.

>>6718899
You might love overworking yourself, but not everybody else does. People shouldn't have to work on their freetime if they're already working 60+ hours during the week.
It's not healthy, even if you enjoy doing that. The consequences of doing that are going to catch up with you eventually, mentally and physically.

>>6718523
At work. I can only post here when I poop.

>>6718966
Describe the texture and size of your poop to me.

>>6715046
Shouldn't Lapis be Water/Psychic? Peridot has Psychic because of her Ferrokinesis so Lapis should have Psychic too because of her Hydrokinesis. Also take a look at Lugia. It's a Flying/Psychic but lives in the ocean and has many water moves. It's Lapis mindcontrol over water that could make her fly

>>6718953
I'd kill for her job. i don't care

>>6718973
Smooth with some ridges. Kind of deep brown.3 logs between 6-8 inches in length. It's hard to gauge circumference, but I guess they're around 2-3" all the way around.

>>6718996
same.

>>6718953
If that's the case, it's not Becky's fault. It means the crew's understaffed and need to hire more people if they want to continue the same output without overworking their employees.

Even then though, it's why you don't hire people off tumblr to begin with. The workload is hard, and if you're not skilled enough to do it in the allotted time on the job, you're going to be expected to work overtime.

>>6718901
but can stevonnie do that?

>>6719056
She can float and summon Steven's shield. She even turns Connie into light to fuse in the first place. I don't see why she wouldn't be able to shapeshift.

>>6717030
>tfw human skin is immune to her acid

>>6718990
The wings seem to be a separate ability entirely since she couldn't use them when she was cracked, they seem almost similar to a weapon. I really wouldn't call Peri Psychic either since her powers only work on metal, make her fucking Bug.

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Somebody, send it to Amber.

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Love you /sug/

>>6719178
fuck off

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>>6719181

>>6719178
Love you Love-poster.

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>>6719178
Love you too, weird dog.

I'm wondering, is anyone on /sug/ a parent? Do you watch cartoons with your kids?

Could Steven fuse with every human on Earth at once to defeat the diamonds????

>>6718924
Rather than being given hours, they likely have deadlines they have to meet, like they have to finish storyboarding their part of the episode at a certaing date. You don't even know if Amber was procrastinating or some shit and pushed everything back to do in a couple of days rather than work on it during the week or two she was given to do it.

>>6719206
This. It's possible she's doing over a month of overtime in the span of a weekend.

>>6719206
I remember reading that boarders usually get a month to finish their episode, and get the first two weeks to plan out and write a first draft for review and feedback after the second week, and then the last two weeks to fix and finish everything. So yes she probably just leaves everything until the last day and browses tumblr at work.

>>6719178
Mongooses shouldn't eat ice cream

>>6718845
There was a post on Zuke's blog saying she worked for five hours a day.

>>6719206
Hilary's an actual professional and has past experience on other shows. I wonder if she's pissed she got partnered with two of these fucks in a row.

>>6719258
Official or private? If it was her official, I really want to see a source for this. It would make me laugh about this whole thing even harder.

>>6719270
private, she said she works from 5pm-10pm on the weekends

>>6719270
Private, it was on that one collage, she was describing her routine and there was something like "work 5pm-10pm".

>>6719178
I love me too.

>>6719282
>on the weekends
Pretty sure this wasn't specified.

>>6719258
Five hours? That's light work,anyone complaining about that doesn't deserve a job.

>>6719288
>>6719282
Wow, it was on the collage, I don't know how I overlooked that. She needs some serious professional help if she's bitching this much about a work load that light.

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These group shots always feel incomplete without Jasper now.

>>6719295
[nospoiler]i remember when she would make a post like that and it was always on a weekend[/nospoiler]

>>6719313
People were voicing concerns about Zuke before any of this dropped. She's always been a bit unstable but even her public account was starting to get really strange in the last ~6 months, it seems like she's been generally getting worse lately.

>>6719329
No they don't

>>6719329
We already have a better bara that's prime for redemption.
Bismuthdemption S O O N

>>6719258
yeah, drawing pictures for five hours a day sounds like sooooo much work.

>>6719323
>the most beautiful peacock

>>6719338
What's wrong with some piss and complaining about her mental disorders?

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>>6719343
>Denying Jasperdemption
It'll happen anon, just you wait.

>>6719344
Bismuth is already fated to be the first gem to be shattered. She'll give her life for Steven.

>>6719356
They were just becoming stranger and stranger, and then she deleted a ton of her stuff. It seemed like a classic case of how people who are gradually feeling worse about themselves act online.

>>6719362
Bismuth is going to beat up Lapis after she finds out who she is.

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Lapnet confirmed when?

>>6719349
Kek, fuck off faggot, it would be hard for most people if they wanted to upkeep the quality of what they produce. That's why Zuke's episodes got so much worse over time. She didn't have the skill or determination to keep up the quality her basic talents allowed for. If she'd spent more than 5 hours a day working on her episodes, it'd probably show.

>>6719381
*Lapis is going to beat up Bismuth

>>6719355
Is that filename a reference?

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>>6714902
Monkey's paw.

>>6719384
It was already confirmed dead a while ago

>>6719384
>Lapis
>Having a healthy relationship ever

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>>6719413
She is literally already fucking half of her, it's only a matter of time until she gets the other half.

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S O O N
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>>6719344
stereotypical bloodthirsty loud and rowdy nigger woman is worst gem