/SCP/ General waiting for our undead werewolf waifu edition

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>>6693582

old bread
>>6674635

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>>6693582
hopefully Mal0non comes back and continues his story from the cliff hanger

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>>6693582
Tfw your request is the new threads op

>>6693582
The Mal0anon story so far
http://pastebin.com/2FYqEuXb
>i'm just posting this so it's near the front end of the thread and mal0n doesn't have to do it

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This fucking thread chain is amazing. OP starts it out as a joke, a FUCKTONE of otherfags jump right on this rape train, four threads later, we're making a fucking wiki derived from lewd SCPs.

Wat?

>>6693806
SCP has a large following. it's just rarely discussed properly outside of the official site's forum

682-B here. Postan'

“Ta-da!”
>682 stares down at you with a flat look, as if asking why you would make a fool of yourself by stretching your arms out with such an exclamation.
>Her eyes then travel to the men behind you.
>The five maintenance staff behind you drop the large padded dais on the ground with a “whump!” when they see the massive reptile’s gaze upon them.
>All five of them are frozen, trembling. The fully armed guards by the still open enclosure door seem shaken as well, no doubt thanks to 682’s fearsome visage and reputation.
>She lifts her top lip and lets out a growl.
>One that rattles the bones of everyone in the huge room.
>The man closest to you lets out a choked whimper.
“Err, I’ve got it from here, everyone. Thanks for the help,” you say over your shoulder with an apologetic smile.
>All of them let out hasty “Sure”’s and “y-your welcome!”’s before turning and bolting for the door.
>The instant the last man is out, a klaxon sounds once, then the huge door quickly slides shut, leaving you and 682 alone.
>Well, alone if there wasn’t for sure someone watching from behind the one way mirror.
>You turn back to 682.
“So, the request I put in to get you a real bed finally went through. Neat, eh?”
>You dare not tell 682 that you worded it to the foundation as “She deserves something for her good behavior.”
>If you know your scaly friend-with-benefits as well as you think you do, she would take it as if she were being treated like a pet.
>And no one insults her like that and lives. Probably not even you.

1/?

>>6693937
>682’s rumbling voice pulls you from your thoughts.
>”For what purpose, toy? I was fine without such... Charity.”
>She spits the word “charity” as if it burned her mouth.
>You cross your arms and look into her golden orbs with a half-frown.
“Do I need a reason to be nice to you? Besides, it comes out of the Foundation’s funds, not mine. That makes it twice as good.”
>”You don’t have ANY funds, idiot.”
“True, but my statement is still correct.”
>Since she can’t refute your comeback, the she-lizard remains silent and stares at you with mild annoyance.
“You don’t even want to try it?”
>You ask, gesturing to the huge disk of fabric and padding.
>”No.”
>And with that, 682 turns and curls up on the cold metal floor, dismissing you and the idea of using the dais in one go.
>You sigh.
>Well shit. Site manager is going to have your ass if he catches wind that the dais was a waste.
“Come on, gorgeous. You deserve better, and I made sure that this was fit for a queen. Kinda like you.”
>682 shifts but does not rise. “You’re laying it on too thick.”
“I like being honest with you. It’s a healthy policy.”
>You see her side rise and fall quickly, a half-amused snort following.

2/?

>>6693973
>You walk around to her front, just in front of her head.
>“682?”
>The great reptile sighs and lifts her head, making her brown un-reptile-like mane shift and flow down her neck.
>Even without rising to her feet, 682’s neck and head are still eye level with you.
>”I tire of the games, toy,” she tells you dryly. “I do not wish for your charity. That is the end of it. The floor is fine.”
>Christ, this diva.
“Have you ever even had a bed before?”
>She pauses. “I have not, bu-”
“But nothing.”
>You earn a growl that turns the blood in your veins to ice for the interruption, but you don’t die.
>You press on.
“All I’m asking you to do is try it. That’s it. If you hate it, I’ll have it taken out. Easy.”
>682 still looks like she’s going to turn it down.
>Your hands dart out and grasp the sides of her face, making her gold eyes flash in surprise.
“Try it once. For me?”
>You gently pull her head down just low enough to touch her forehead to yours, letting you gaze into her wide eyes.
>Then the eyes narrow hatefully
>...
>Oh. Oh shit. She’s going to kill you.
>She snarls. “Fine then!”
>Oh fuckohfuckOHFUCK
“Before I die can I just sa-
>Wait.
>You blink and replay what was just said on your head.
“Really?”

3/?

>”If you must have my rejection in full, then so be it!” She growls out.
>The huge beast is on her feet faster than you could comprehend. She walks to the huge cushion and stands upon it.
>Looking down, the SCP gives the piece of furniture a critical look.
>Her powerful eyes can probably pick out each and every imperfection while her supercomputer mind dedicates it all to memory for eternity.
>Claws carefully dig into the fabric and padding, pulling on it and fluffing the material up not unlike how a cat would.
>For several minutes she does this, then with a satisfied snort, 682 lowers herself into the padding and curls up loosely.
>You just give her a few moments while your I-thought-I-was-going-to-die heart rate steadily calms.
>Man oh man. You could have sworn that was it. You thought she finally had enough of your shit and was going to put you down.
>One day, you’ll finally push her buttons to much and end up a stain on the ground.
>Or maybe... Maybe you could teach her to love?
>...
>You almost laugh. What kind of trashy fanfic level of shit is that?
>”Toy.”
>For the second time today 682’s voice pulls your from your thoughts.
“Gorgeous?”
>She cracks one eye open. “Come.”

4/5

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>>6694028
>You obey, walking closer.
>Fast as lighting, a foreleg whips forward and grabs your shirt, pulling you down and into 682’s side.
>She curls up tighter, leaving you surrounded by a scaly, fleshy wall.
>”6-682..?”
>You stutter out.
>She growls. “This bedding reeks of vermin. You will stay here with me until it smells like you. At least your scent is tolerable.”
>As she talks, the hard scales you rest against flatten, turning into skin so soft and smooth that the only word that comes to mind is “angelic.”
>What an ironic word to call 682.
>The flesh under the smooth patch in 682’s side softens as well, letting you sink into her side just enough for her warmth so seep into your body.
>And true to what the Foundation said, the dais under you is fit for royalty it’s so soft.
>You laugh under your breath as drowsiness creeps up on you.
“See? Its comfy. And I’m plenty fine staying with you.”
>”Hmph. You had no choice, toy.”
>A smile finds its way to your face as the comforting release of sleep closes in.
“Lov’ you...”
>For the first time since you met her, 682’s gaze becomes gentle. Her mouth and lips move ever so slightly, but you make nothing out.
>Your eyes close.
>It was time for a nap with a friend.

5/5
http://pastebin.com/nTvVK8nP
http://pastebin.com/u/SCP-682-B


Good? Bad? Should I kms?

>>6694059
dont kill yourself its enjoyable to read.

>>6694059
tenouttaten

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>>6694059
I love you anon

>>6694059
Don't stop!

I love these short greens

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>>6694241
What did he mean by this?

>>669441
why was the post deleted? what was the image

I'm curious

>>6694305
It was a screenshot from his phone; it contained a Trump article with a piece of a text message from someone in his Contacts.

>>6694305

it was this

Keynesian economics is pretty shit but I don't think this was intentional.

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>>6694346

fug

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>>6694327
> tfw Greg, Emma, and Calvin will be the next expendable characters in Mal0non's story.

>>6694355
>meme orthodoxy

>>6694359
mfw anon fucked up

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>>6694383

>mfw you forgot your face

>>6694355
What the fuck why does Derrida have anything to do with Trump

>>6694394
>tfw no face

>>6694394
mfw i fucked up my mfw

>>6693582
What does she smell like

>>6694455

clam chowder

>>6694455
Probably sweat and fear.

>>6694455
Wet Dog and Beeswax

>>6694469
ew

>>6694059
Didn't think I'd ever find 682 cute. Well done

>>6694394
i fucking love lindybeige

WHERE THE FUCK IS MAL0 ANON?!?! I NEED MY FIX NOW! I NEED MY DRUGS NOW!

>>6694710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4nupAxvNw

>>6694710
probably putting duct tape on his ankle

Who knew murderlizard could be cute.

>>6694710
Resting his leg on the pile of all the writefags he sacrificed to gain his powers

requesting all the 682 x 999 you got

>>6693806
As someone who heavily contributed to the SCP wiki, these are some of the weirdest threads I've ever seen.

None of my SCPs have been mentioned, though, so that's something (though what I'm not sure).

>>6694931
tell usssssssssssssssssssss
which belong to you, we'll find away to fuck them

>>6694962

if he tells you then his name is attached to these threads

that's not happening

unless maybe an indirect description

>>6694975
>>6694931
>>6694962
tell it to the discourd

>>6694931
something can be arranged im sure

>>6693937
I take it the origin story was never written other than what was in the first file? Anyway, good series; hope it doesn't end with tragedy.

>>6694962
I'd be very surprised if you managed to sexualize paper that takes on the properties of whatever it's folded in to, to say nothing of a sentient video game glitch who just wants to help you beat the game.

>>6694975
I haven't been active on the site in years and I'm not a regular of these threads, so I'm not overly concerned. I appreciate the thought, though.

>>6693582
Are these threads the spicy new /trash/ meme? Someone explain.

>>6695043
i mean come on
that practically sexualizes itself

>>6695089
Spooky boner.

>>6695043
Paper mache onehole, hentai flash games. Try harder noob

>>6695043
game if ero-game

paper is 2d waifu

>>6695043
Paper folded into an angular shortstack
Glitch in a 18+ game

Pretty easy.

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>>6695043
>paper that takes on the properties of whatever it's folded into

>>6695089
A couple days ago someone made am acp thread, spur of the moment after the idea was hatched in a not-scp thread, then a ton of other fags hopped on.
Our resident waifus, as you can see, are SCP-682 and SCP-1471, the deathlizard and skulldog qt respectively.

>>6695118
>>6695043
yeah thats pretty easy actually

>>6695089

I suppose it is.

Basically an anon made a joke thread about SCP-1471. People had their giggle and the anon who started the thread made a short green text story about a cute Mal0 (scp 1471) he kept making them (along with the anon who made the 682) so people kept making threads.

>>6695043
Just read that glitch one, pretty neat. Did it have an endgame or was it meant to never be concluded?

>>6695161
Fuck you. I happen to take my choice in A S T H E T I C deamon bitches quite seriously

can someone link me to helpful glitch?

>>6695236
yeah same

>>6695218

Hey man, I like my demon sluts as much as any guy.

>>6695218
The note at the end was supposed to hint at the bigger element, that there's a machine out there capturing, storing and replicating anomalous objects, all done completely independent of human interaction (a completely autonomous system). I got distracted with other projects so it never went anywhere, but if you like the idea you can find the main write up I did of the main idea by looking up "Lucas" on the forums (the idea was born out of another idea critique someone had for a possible GOI of a guy who was super cool at capturing anomalies and shit).

>>6695243
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-951

>>6695267
? ? ?

>>6694455
New Computer

>>6695043
>>6570275

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>>6695371
>clones of SCPs

PANIC

>>6695562
but anon.

2 MalOs

Mal0non is back guys! Sorry for the delay, I just got home, today's been busy for me.

>>6695371
>malO clones
Now EVERYONE can have a waifu!

>>6695996
Semi-close to trips

>>6695981
LMAO! 2 l0!!1

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>>6695981

Well shit...

Unfortunately I forgot to transfer last nights green to my pastebin guys. Damnit. Anyone have like, an archived version of the thread or something?

>>6696136
search SCP from desuarchive

>>6696136
I made one myself and posted it earlier
>>6693744

>>6696191
(Found it, thanks. Lets get back too it!)

>The scream is more chilling than anything you'd ever heard.
>A low, loud wail that sends a shiver throughout your whole body.
>"oh shit!" One of the guards screams.
>The other one merely mutters, "I'm sorry..."
>The thing's wail turns to a horrifying screech , and you hear one of them unload his rifle into the beast.
>May as well have been spitballs.
>You look away just as it starts to tear them apart, shrinking down against the wall, pulling your legs up and hugging your gun close to your chest.
>God, the sounds...
>The men's cries die down until only a sick panting from the beast, and the sounds of tissue and organs being torn from their bodies.
>Mal0 scoots next to you, slipping her arms around you as you hear the thing slowly calm down.
>After a moment, it returns to it's quiet muttering. It doesn't seem to know you're there.

>>6696002
I'm leaning more towards an army of undead werewolves than a waifu. Still though, good idea.

>>6696288
i wonder if mal0 can be used to distract the beast if it rises up

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Here's something I drew for you guys in 3 minutes. If any draw tags wanna do something with it... go ahead

>>6696288
>"M-Ove..." Mal0 says softly to you, giving you a little nudge.
>Slowly you crouch, taking your gun and quietly navigating down the hall, away from the windows, out of sight of whatever that thing was.
>Eventually you make it to another room, the cafeteria.
>A quick sweep shows you're alone in there. Thank God.
>Food lays half eaten on the table or knocked on the floor from when the site first went down, the whole place a mess.
>In the corner you spot a vending machine and immediately remember what it was.
>SCP-294.
>God, you loved that thing. Never in your life had you enjoyed such tasty Mr. Pibb.

>And honestly, right now, your were thirsty as all fuck. Running for your life tended to make you thirsty.
>You could go for just about anything at this point...

(Alright guys, what does Anon get? Or attempt to get?)

>>6696588
Water

Anon is too smart for the fizzy jew

>>6696588
Get a water or a Powerade.
You can have a soda when you get out of there.

>>6696588
how about some of mal's juices?~

>>6696588
How about a nice cup of black coffee?

>>6696588
get some of that sweet void

>>6696588
a brimming glass of spiders

>>6696588
What would Mal0 want?

I remember when this all came to be.
OP decided he wanted to make a little joke, thought it'd be funny.
It was not.
It drew so many people in.
Just like mlp all over again.
>4chan pranks strike again

>>6696588
Corrosive Acid.
For safety.
(have fun carrying that though)

>>6696588
He and Mal0 should both get a cup of Knowledge.

>>6696588
Mr. Pibb because it's clearly what Anon wants.

>>6696588
He inejects muratic acid into his arm
>acid-chan

>>6693582
>implying you have to kill yourself to see wolfwaif

>not just downloading the MalO APK

Shieeeet nigga, it ain't that hard. Lemme give you a torrent.

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>>6696588
Acquire CHIM

Fuck everything in the SCP Foundation with your new god powers by realizing that reality itself is but a dream, then escape and have loving handholding with MalO

>>6696751
>muriatic acid
But he should call Bain and have him make sure first, for safety.

>>6696763
>Lemme give you a torrent
You can't trick me, MalO, I know it's you. I won't be getting schizophrenia any time soon.

>>6696588
"Happiness"

After all this shit I think he needs some.

>>6694059
It's good shit, mang.

Ever consider doing other SCPs? Would be interesting to see your take on them.

>>6696847
Not really. Any suggestions?

>>6696960
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1304

lets get real weird with it

>>6696960
What about that one that can't be described in regular text or vocalized, so the actual SCP file is made up of pictographs?

That one gives off a "keep you all to my self" vibe, probably waifuable

>>6696960
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521

>>6696960
I would like to see something with jell-o bro.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

>>6697053

>>6697089 is the one I was taking about

>>6696960
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-507

>>6696588
just go with what you feel is right its your story after all

>>6696588
Have Anon get "A cup of accuracy"... he's fucking terrible at shooting and throwing

>>6697245
This

>>6697245
Well, he did manage to plink 173, though he literally had to shoot with his eyes closed

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>>6695043
>I'd be very surprised if you managed to sexualize paper that takes on the properties of whatever it's folded in to
Anon please..... We have a whole thread dedicated to a 2D paper waifu

>>6694059
Keep going faggot
These are great

>>6696588
WHERE DID MAL0ANON GO?!!!? I STILL NEED MY FIX FOR THE NIIIIIIGHT!!!!! REEEEEEEE!

>>6697737
106 got to him, rip

>>6697737
Too busy making out with MalO

>be malOanon
>say I'll post tomorrow
>post literally once
>???
>profit

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>>6698090
POST MORE RREEEEE

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>>6698090
Probably had something come up

>like 682 smashing through his door and raping him before getting the next post done

>>6698090
I WANT TO FEAST ON YOUR INNARDS UNLESS YOU WRITE MORE FOR US OH BLESSED ONE!

>>6693582
It's confirmed that creature is a she?

>>6698140
>>6698272
I'm not malOanon, it was a meme you dips

>>6698322
It's confirmed in a sense that the person modelling that costume is a woman

Jeeze calm ya'lls tits

Czech Czech Republic of China the best way for me to be the best way for me to be the best of luck to you and your business and leisure travelers and the red cross the street from me, I have never seen before, and the bullet. the first one is the most part, I have never seen before, and the bullet. the first one is the most part, but it is not the intended for the next few years ago and I have a good time for the next few years ago, but it was the last few days ago by a group.

>>6698530
go home china

>>6695371
LUCAS does really seem to be bro tier man.

>>6697565
>see pic
>get boner
>goddamnit.jpg

The worst thing is no other lewd was doing it for me now. My degeneracy knows no bounds

i like the cup of spiders idea. as well as the mal0 sexual liquids
or mtn dew for maximum relatablility

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>>6698608
>tfw you were the one who requested the striped thigh-highs

>>6696763
Yes please

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Sorry for not keeping the thread updated with BMC, but I've been busy.

We've got 21 people interested in writing or art in the Discord and four BMCs under review. I also just finished cleaning up and improving the BMC header template, which adds BMCs to categories and provides at-a-glance threat placards.

Top row are the Sex Offender Registry (SOR) levels, Level 1 being low risk of forcible sexual assault, and level 5 being reserved for cases so severe that they have done some weird reality/time bending shit to be able to rape you in the past or something.

Bottom row are genders. Wiki supports male, female, hermaphrodite, neuter, fluid (for the shapeshifters), mixed (for groups of SCPs with differing genders), and unknown/undefined. All current placards are SVGs and easy to edit.

There's also a round placard for SCP Object Class (S for Safe, E for Euclid, and K for Keter). I plan on adding more symbols for various other hazards, like memetics.

>>6698848
is this for the one prison architect ESC game or is just something entirely else? also, does BMC stand for "Become Mal0's Cock"?

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>>6698848
And here's what a BMC looks like if it's a Safe, SOR Level 1 female.

>>6698875
A site about an organization where SCP subcontracts out all the lewd SCPs they don't want.

Is Mal0non ded?

>>6698973
probibly

>>6693582
Which SCP is that?

>>6699100
your new waifu

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>>6699100
1471, centerpiece to the thread's greentexts

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>>6699165
tfw no greentexts in forever

>>6699211
i know. I'm getting worried about Mal0 anon. I miss them. I wish they would return so that my lust for murder is properly sated.

>>6699355
I'm just worried that he fucked up his leg more than he already did.

>>6699366
He fucked up his leg? when? and how? Did SCP-682 decide to gently gnaw on his leg?

>>6699378
he was running uphill or some shit

>>6699378
I might be thinking of MaloAnon v1 but I remember one of them saying that they were running down a hill and biffed one of his steps and injured his ankle, maybe maybe not slightly permanently

>>6696288
>"In this episode, Anon gets PTSD"

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>It's now 1:00 AM Mal0non time
>mfw there hasn't been any update, story-wise or not

I think the boys in blue gottem tonight, guys.
A moment of silence for his recent memory.

>>6696588
Don't die on us now!
(also anon probably gets a root beer, offerring some to MalO. shenanigans ensue)

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>>6699403
>'sprained my ankle might die soon bye'
>not an obvious cover story

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Here's some shitty doodle MalO doods

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On a completely unrelated note, I have a challenge try to sexualize 458.

>>6700066
>hey babe, i have 458 here
>and what's in it?
>your penis with extra dick cheese
>Oh yeah baby you shouldn't have
>it's not in the pizza box you're holding in front of your crotch. it's in the actual 458.
>oh no baby

And then some fedora tipping chuuni fuck, let's call him dr. fuckstick, walks in and contains your dick as a new SCP for being anomalously small.

The end.

>>6700093
should have cut a hole in the bottom and the fucked the box

>attempts to visually communicate
cute

>>6700045
adorbs

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>white MalO
It bothers me more than it should.

>>6700291
me too

>>6700291
Following incident 1471-1-A, bleachbit will no longer be used in attempts to remove SCP-1471 from infected devices.

>>6700291
Instead of a zombie werewolf, it just looks like a zombie yeti

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>>6700291
>keep wanting to commission them to make a second MalO mask
>half convinced they'll say something like "we only make one of a kind masks, no duplicates"
I just want to scare the shot out of folks next Halloween

>>6700402
>Try to scare people on halloween
>they just think you're an internet nerd dressing up as SCPs
>"my son loves that website"
>a teenage girl asks you if you're going to be dr. bright next year

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>>6700168
she would wave all friendly like

First BMC just went up.

http://bmc-wiki.freeddns.org/wiki/BMC-054

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>>6700670
>they cover image
I have interesting taste apparently

>>6700670
it gave me a chuckle while reading addendum c

>>6700670
Nice pit on that...

>>6700868
i saw a humanoid deer headed, skull faced looking thing roasting marshmallows...

>>6700105
it's my dick in a box

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>>6700670
Addendum 054-B:

OKAY, OKAY, it looks kinda like a... killer whale?... its got a pair of large black wings and... oh god its eyes... i just cant stop looking at them... they're like looking into the night sky...

chop out the part about feathers and you got yourself someone's OC

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>>6700291
A cross between Naraku and Frank the Bunny?

Reposting hfur rap for posterity

Yo
uh huh
yeah
shout out to my homies on fur-A
yeah lets go
one two three, hit it clyde!

My name is eustace
and i'm here to say
dicks on panda girls isn't gay
you might cringe, greentext and imply
but at the end of the day dickgirls are totally fly
(yeah nigga)
(beatbox that shit)
The other day I was walkin down the street
(what)
And two niggas came strollin sayin pussy can't be beat
(what)
I called bullshit, and you know how that goes
Informed them that a penis could improve all their hos
They called me a fag, so insulting
I tried to fight back but anal rape was resulting
(oh damn)
i squirmed and screamed, acted like a girl
thought about HIV and started to hurl
oh god momma, i'm apologetic
and it aint any consolation my autism's genetic
/pol/ was right, plain as day
i thought i was straight but it turns out i'm gay
the niggas left me on the side of the road
warty cheeks in the air looking like a toad
the cops came, filed a report
the crime was determined: chronic butt-hurt
so i went on 4chan and started to post
thought about stealing dad's gun and becoming a ghost
but what's in dying if you don't have a reason to stay alive
so instead of commiting suicide i wrote these rhymes

>>6701147
well that was sort of the intention
i wanted to get as oc as possible

>>6700670
>picture isn't asuka

hold up

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-378
>SCP-378: "...but in exchange I want two things.”
>Agent: Go on…
>SCP-378: A new host once a week. The inside of human skulls gets uncomfortable when they're broken in. I like to change surroundings. As you no doubt recall, I'll need your assistance for that. Also, I ask to participate in the act of “sex”. Of all the minds I've partaken, this seems to be a rather prominent activity for you. Memories are but a glance. If this “sex” is really worth all that you humans go through for it, I think I'd like to experience this.

Hell, the setup's already there, and there's quite a bit of potential for an interesting relationship between 378 and its Containment Agent. Someone with writing talent should get on that.

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> No one has drawn a representation for hour glass figure Male

Alright. I shall begin contribution

>>6702080
Mal0***

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>>6702080
Nice

>>6702080
fuckin nice

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Haha, but seriously what the fuck happened to our beloved writefag?

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>>6702080
Last contribution for now cause I'm muhfuckin tidee

Finna get some sleep

>>6702156
>>6702158
Thanks yall. Just throwing some quick sketches out there to keep the dream alive

>>6702171
Sleeping. As should you be.

>>6702271
holy shit dude
you got a tumblr or something?

>>6702291
I just made a deviant art. Ill link it. Only has 2 pics atm lmao

http://the-grand-wizard.deviantart.com/

I also have an Instagram CJ_The_Conqueror

>>6702311
this is some good shit man

>>6702325
Thank you man I appreciate it. Im enjoying the story and I want anon to come back lmao. Just tryna contribute to a solid thread

>>6700402
fuck it commission them anon, if they say no just pay someone else to copy their design

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>>6702280
Well then why are you also up, anon?

>>6702171
One of the Two 682 anons here

don't die now

>>6702171
It's Monday morning. If the writefags are normies, then they have work.

>>6694059
I need someone to draw cuddly 682. My heart boner compels me to ask.

>>6702080
>>6702271
dat's the neats anon
many neats indeed

Puffy eldrich scp vulva

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>>6700045
It ain't much better, but here's the finished product

>>6704305
2cute

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Would u

>>6705562
no
too thick

>>6705568
>too thick

>>6705586
I'm not a disgusting fatfag

>>6705562
Yes!

>>6705562
Make version with dick splitting her pussy open, just like she's asking for.

>>6705562
>>6702271
>>6702080
We need more of this

>>6705562
>vagoo
no

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>>6705901
up to your taste

>>6705610
>big hips & breasts, hourglass shape
>thin midsection with barely a muffintop
>"disgusting fat"
What's your threshold?

>>6700670
Wait, what the fuck, how the shit did you guys get a picture of me?

>>6706544
kinky

>>6700670
Are you autists really doing this shit?
I thought you were being ironic, this shit is cringey as fuck.

>>6706592
Welcome to /trash/

>>6706592
>complaining about autism
>on /trash/

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>>6706599
Don't pull that shit on me, I've been here when threads lasted months.
At least keep your donut steels on the discord.

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>>6706633
> Furry
> On /trash/
> Complaining about autism
> About a thread about SCP fanfics
Can this shit get any more surreal?

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>>6706621
>>6706665
Just because the board we are on has a funny name doesn't mean you can do autistic shit and not be judged for it.
At least have some respect not for me, but for yourselves goddamn.

>>6706723
If you have truly been here as long as you say you have been, you would have no respect for yourself at all.

>>6706094
Not him, but it certainly isn't fatfag fuel. Just very THICC.

I personally like a slightly more modest breast and hip size, but would still hit.

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>>6706723
I do respect myself, and I though that was good

>>6706723
>Browsing /Trash
>/Trash
>Respect.
>implying that literally any of us have any amount of respect for anyone, much less our self.

>>6706738
>>6706794
Well, now that I think about it, I don't have any self respect for myself either.
But you're nice people and I don't like seeing nice people doing dumb stuff.

>>6706824
Fuck off cunt. Get raped by a dumptruck.

>>6706723
>Hello yes I am emotionally damaged
>I was creative once but it embarassed me because I am a furfag on 4chan where furfags are not welcome
>Now I hate all creativity

This thread needs more 1471.

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>tfw no 682 to snuggle on the couch

Has anyone made a new thread yet?

>>6707204
We're are 227 goddamn posts and on page 1.
Why would we need a new thread?

>>6706592
There are hundreds of variations and fronts of the foundation across dimensions, what are you complaining about?

>>6707204
Have some patience you fucking clown. We haven't even reached 300 posts yet.

>>6693582
>you will never go on a wacky SCP adventure with your fellow agents

Why even live?

>>6707620
what would your MTF name be

Where is Mal0-Anon? I'm starting to get worried

>>6707646
I thought agents and mtf were different?

>>6707646
MTF-80085 "Briannakin Guystalker"

>>6707677
I'm sure an agent can be on several task forces

>>6707646
MEMETIC agent dick dickman

>>6693582
oh look a good thread about a rather interesting subject

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>>6706943
>>6706837
>>6706824
>>6706794
>>6706759
>>6706752
>>6706738
>>6706723
>>6706665
>>6706633
>>6706621
>>6706592
would you guys chill out
where here to read greens not yell at eachother pointlessly

>>6707894
This is so soothing. Sauce?

>>6707894
absolutely no clue
found it while looking for color palettes

>>6707993
>>6708016
Google says http://naturalpalettes.tumblr.com/post/154269318986/greenland-by-mmpfilms
which leads to
https://vimeo.com/55279243

What kind of green would you like?

>>6696477
eyyyyyyy that's pretty good

>>6708205
lewd

>>6708205
cute

>>6708205
cute lewd

>>6708292
>>6708323
Lewd and cute? Hhmmm.

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>>6708332
Lewd when cute

>>6693937
>she would take it as if she were being treated like a pet.
>And no one insults her like that and lives. Probably not even you.
But..but I want to dominate 682. I want to put her on a leash and take her for walkies.

where. the fuck. is MAL0 ANON!?!? SHOW YOURSELF PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AHHHHH!

>>6708496
You scared him off, Anon.

>>6708332
>you wake up, your eyes adjusting to the morning's light in the room
>your husband is sleeping peacefully next to you
>getting maried to a human was both suprising and exciting for you
>you would have never guessed that someone of your 'victims' would actually fall in love with you
>love was something that you never experienced or think about
>all you did was trying to make some friends but everyone of them started getting crazier and paranoid
>some of them were even pushed to suicide
>you will never forgive yourself for that, being the one who ruined a person's life
>but here are you now, in this comfy bed, in those warm with a loving human at your side
>now that you think of, why don't you reward him a little?
>he deservers it
>glancing downwards, you were surpised to see a tent in the blanket
>he's horny already?
>you will never understand this species
>taking the sheets off you both, your eyes fixate on the massive lenght that was standing proud in front of you
>you drooled a little
>and smirked
>*10 minutes later
>"YES! Fuck, f-fuck me...keep going" you screamed, feeling his hot monkey dick thrusting inside you with no mercy
>you were ridding him, holding his hands in yours and looking at each other in the eyes
>this moment couldn't be more romantic that it is right now
>your walls clenched around his manhood which hit your most sensitive walls everytime
>your screamed in delight, and soon you hit your orgasm
>that managed to make him clench his teeth, as strings of cum shot inside your womb while your fluids were coating his penis
>his seed was so hot, you almost passed out
>you landed gently on his chest when both orgasms ended
>as you close your eyes, you heard him saying "I love you, MalO."
>that warmed your heart, and you said the same, feeling his heartbeat
>it was... the same as yours
Keeping the thread alive until malOanon returns from his journey.

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>>6708647
you do gods work anon

i just wanted to drees mal0 like the slut she is and shove my fist up her ass so deep she'll become my most prized sock puppet
is that too much to ask?

>>6708760

How about just dressing her up as a slut? Preferably in a sexy Christmas outfit?

>>6708647
good shit

What is this thread?

>>6708647
Why does everyone wanna make this character a fucking Kawaii desu fan fiction where they fuck it? I dont understand.

Its like, there's literally an entire world revolving around this thing and all this thread wants is to fuck it

Im deeply disgusted

>>6709113
>Why does everyone wanna make this character a fucking Kawaii desu fan fiction where they fuck it? I dont understand.
>Its like, there's literally an entire world revolving around this thing and all this thread wants is to fuck it
>Im deeply disgusted

B-But you're on trash, Anon.

You're one of us.

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>>6709274
We could actually make something worth a fuck and not something just for fucks

you fucking fuck

>>6708926
>Mal0 competely naked except strategically placed red gift wrap ribbons
>you have to "unwrap" your gift

>>6709321
>We could actually make something worth a fuck and not something just for fucks
>you fucking fuck

And how in fuck could we do that?

In terms of draw/writefags, we're a little above fuck all.

Fucker.

>>6709113
Because someone wants the thing to be happy?

>>6709401
for starters
>>6702271
>>6702080
, im the on who drew those

and

2) Yes. a Cumulative mind of draw and write fags come together and create something more

>>6709113
What more is there to this thing besides trying to get close to the person, it can be seen as cute

>>6709468
There can be far more if you pursue it
>>6709462
Fuck that gay bullshit

>>6709484
You would have to make more up, there's already a few interdimensional dating skips

>>6709506
thats not an issue for me

>>6709530
It might be

>>6709467
>im the on who drew those
I....see.

Might be a while before we get enough, though.

>Never settle for those awkward feelings of being alone ever again. MalO is an exciting and interactive experience that will keep you engaged and intrigued. The anxiety of social situations can be nerve-racking, but after just a few hours of MalO you will soon forget all about those painful emotions of disappointment. Be part of the new craze that is quickly becoming the next social substitute. Remember, the more you participate, the more MalO will engage you. Your experience is completely up to you. Absolutely NO ADS. Enjoy!
It could be anything

>>6708926
>not wanting to feel her warm rectal muscles tightening around your arm
WEW lad

So, anybody know were Mal0non is? He's usually here by now.

>>6709784
fugging yo waifu

>>6709084
Pure love.

>>6693806
>Rape train
Wat?

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>>6709784
Real world might have sprung on him, give it some time

Tell me something /trash/, am I the only one here who is unironically enjoying Mal0non's story?

>>6709996
Aww is that what happens, you get unzipped?

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>>6710246
It one of the few original things /trash/ has gotten in a good long while, there's not much reason not to enjoy it

>>6710275
This.

>>6710246
Why does everything have to be ironic or unironic recently
Why can't we just have guilty pleasures like normal people do

>>6710268
Nope, just a Halloween themed convention the mask owner went to

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>>6710854
You should have listened

>>6709996
>mfw the person wearing that is confirmed female
So, is MalO female by proxy?

>>6711281
That's what's assumed by most, but deviations could be encouraged.

>>6709113
>If its not something I like you can't be happy
>I'm deeply disgusted in you trying to find happiness in something
go back to tumblr you cancerous faggot

>>6710275
That's just the nature of trash. 99% of the time it's actual garbage. If you keep digging through it you'll eventually find some neat treasure.

>>6710246
I went to the first thread just because i enjoy a good spook. At first I had mixed feelings about the start of the green text; but when mal0non took it in a more substantial direction, I was hooked.

I fucking love this board.

>>6711318
>Grrr Different opinions REEEEEEEE

And you're telling me to go back to Tumblr

>>6711380
You can have your opinion, but its not really appreciated when you bash on others for having theirs

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>>6711595
ok

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>>6711281
When the commissioner first unveiled it, "Breynz" was originally described as a he. But as time went on, most people kept calling it a she, and now even the commissioner has used identifiers like "Lady Breynz" or the "Dark Widow"

>>6693582
why do you want to fuck a rotting lamb head?

>>6711906
canine head tyvm

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>>6711906
why not?

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>>6711944
in his position
i would do the same

>>6711944
our hero

its official
Mal0non is dead

>>6712181
RICP
Rest in Canine Pussy

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>>6712181
Lets go ahead and have a thread ready for him, you never know

>>6712215
i guess...

>>6712181
the scp foundation found him, and sooner or later they will find us

New bread
>>6712248

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