HG continues here
>>6674808
Two slides of peace later and we have Night 6
>>6674824
And we skip all the way to night 8 before any action happens!
>>6674824
Get fucked Avenger
>>6674824
Walking this way was a mistake for sure.
>>6674832
But you died too, lad.
>>6674804
Not sure what you mean so I'll tl;dr a clarification
It seems you are thinking that I want to start shit and call for a change, which is what I'll define as "complaining".
However, I am entirely passive and wouldn't be posting about any of this or even voice any opinions, if it weren't for people trying to prove my opinion wrong all the time.
If you want me to stop replying to these posts, stop trying to prove my "opinion wrong" (these two words don't match together btw).
You can think of it as self-defense, I am not the agressor here.
>>6674836
I wasn't trying to at any point. Complaints are USUALLY passive. They thought your complaint with the set-up was due to reasons that they were wrong about.
>>6674824
>Chopsticks come from the sky and pick my corpse out from the lake after breaking through the ice
Thank you...
>>6674830
And we're down to our final contestants!
>>6674854
I have confidence in my districtmate.
>>6674854
And that's the game!
Yoshiko
>>6674866
Congrats!
>>6674878
Congrats.
>>6674886
Thanks for the game.
>>6674866
>>6674878
You made it to the end, show us what you have to show it for.
>>6674870
IT'S YOHANE!
>>6674878
>>6674886
Congratulations, and thanks for the game.
>>6674886
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>6674891
Why are you hiding?
>>6674843
Guess my English isn't good enough to understand this.
Apparently most people here now think I want to "lead a revolution and fight the Discord" or something like that. Which I'm not.
I merely said I am not interested after being asked and said why.
Different people have different concepts about freedom, life and pretty much everything else there is. Unless it is a fact, there is no right or wrong, there are only opinions and this is mine. The only reason I further elaborated on them and gave more examples of what I think is wrong with Discord is because they could not accept my viewpoint and needed further clarification to comprehend it.
Just stop responding to it if you aren't interested in my opinion.
>>6674891
I'm going to call Hanamaru
>Events : 40%
>Proofreading : 18%
>Visuals : 0%
Oooooh god, it hurts.
>>6674886
Thanks for hosting.
>>6674886
Thanks for the game. Sorry Aikawa and anons were shitting it up.
>>6674909
Fight on nigs
>>6674919
Nobody asked you for your fucking opinion.
>>6674920
I fucking hate looking at my events, shiiiiiiiitt.
>>6674921
thanks aikawa
>>6674900
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?
>She quickly hides again
I-I'm not hiding! I'm simply trying to contact the shadow fiends from the Dark Dimension!
>>6674905
Wh-Why would you call Stupidmaru?
>>6674925
erp with me, bby
>>6674241
THIS
NEVER
HAPPENED
>>6674925
What's that line you're famous for?
For the games?
Just do it for the games.
For Ichigo
>>6674934
Because you need to stop hiding!
>>6674934
So you have friends on the other side?
>>6674948
>>6674953
>Echoing
She's got friends on the other side
>>6674952
You're not my mom or one of the lords of darkness, so you can't tell me what to do!
>>6674958
>>6674948
>>6674909
Not sure if you saw this so I'll repost it for you anyways.
>>6674962
What was that!?
>>6674953
Of course! The influence of Yohane's dark spirit reaches so far, that even spirits that are not native to this plane of existence can be charmed by it!
>>6674982
And how's that working out?
Hey HG!
...
...
...
...
YOU SUCK!
>>6675002
P-PEW!
>>6675002
But at least we don't swallow.
I sense hostility in the air... Though that may just be the aura most bloodthirsty humans emanate. Or am I mistaken?
>>6675002
Shit up TLHG faggot
Go fucking kill yourself you pedophile
>>6675002
ur mom
>>6675009
...What the fuck did you just say to me?
>>6675011
We're feeling fine
>>6675002
You don't really mean that, do you?
>>6675020
Pew.
>>6675002
...
>>6675033
You piece of - YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO?
>>6675046
PEW
>>6675002
This is the Big Gete Star
It allowed me the power to not care about what you said
>>6675002
How crude.
Were I any less of a mahou shoujo, I'd cut you where you stand.
>>6675050
THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
>>6675059
>you down*
>>6675059
>hugs
>>6675002
Understood.
>>6675002
That's rude. I don't like you.
*RING RING*
pick up senpai!
>>6675030
I'm not usually wrong like this.
Are you sure there's not even a little bit of hostility, perhaps some annoying bugs pestering you?
>>6675061
PEEEEEEW!!!
>>6675002
Stop hiding and come out from the shadows like the Man you're supposed to be!
>>6675091
There is one. We call it Aikawa.
>>6675091
Nope, we're fine, and you?
>>6675062
Ah! I-I ask that you release me, my ability to fight is hi-, just let me go!
>>6675105
Pew pew, pew pew pew.
Pew.
>>6675102
Bismillah!
We will not let you go!
>>6675111
>throws a Beast ball at you
>>6675089
Hello?
>>6675111
What the pew did pew just pewing say about me, you little pew? I’ll have pew know I graduated top of my class in the Nebby Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Ola, and I have 200 BST.
I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top Nebby in the entirety of Alola. Pew are nothing to me but just another bag. I will escape the pew out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nebbing words.
Pew think pew can get away with putting me in the bag? Think again, pew. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cosmog across Ultra Space and pewur ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Z-Splash, Wimpod. The Z-Splash that wipes out the pathetic little thing pew called pewur life. Pew're pewing fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint pew in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Teleport.
Not only am I extensively trained in nebulous combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of two moves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe pewur miserable Ash-Greninja off the face of the continent, pew little Shiinotic. If only pew could have known what unholy retribution pewur little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon pew, maybe pew would have held your pewing tongue.
But pew couldn’t, pew didn’t, and now pew’re paying the price, pew Arceusdamn idiot. I will Muk fury all over pew and pew will drown in it.
Pew’re pewing dead, skiddo
>>6675115
Pew
>>6675119
>pews
>>6675124
Pew pew
>>6675118
B-Bismillah? Whom?!
I believe you have me mistake for another!
>she tries to pry him off
>>6675129
Never!
Never!
Let you go-oh-oh!
>>6675126
Pew hard lil nigga
Last one for C.C. since I can't find a good Doggo pic.
I also changed up the subtitle since I felt like it fit better.
>>6675097
You have a name for your pet bug? That's... rather queer.
>>6675100
Strange... Though, looking at your appearance, I might have been sensing you instead of anyone threatening you.
>>6675126
Hold the fuck up.
Is this pew shit thing an actual Pokemon ?
What the fuck happened to Pokemon ?
>>6675135
>pries off and walks away
>>6675144
It's not a Pokemon, I'ts an Ultr-
Oh wait, Pew is indeed a Pokemon
>>6675144
Nebby is great.
>>6675143
Eh we don't feel threatened by much, everything is coming up sunny side up
>>6675144
It's a joke Pokemon that evolves into the legendaries.
It's only moves are Splash and Cosmic Power.
>>6675144
It got weird after gen3
That's when I stopped playing
>>6675144
Hold the fuck up.
Is this mew shit thing an actual Pokemon ?
What the fuck happened to Pokemon ?
>>6675139
PEW PEW
>>6675141
Pew
>>6675144
PEW PEW PEW
>>6675145
>Snags you in a bear trap
>>6675160
Don't you pew me, mister.
>>6675158
Literally my mom's hairless cat
>>6675157
That's what everyone says about whenever they stopped playing. I stopped and just started again. I don't get the bitching, Pokemon are weird. They always have been. Look at Mr. Mime, or Jynx.
>>6675143
>Takes a picture
>>6675170
....
Pew
>>6675143
Not a bug, just a pest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11842808
http://www.strawpoll.me/11842808
>>6675172
Yeah but at least they were being fucking creative back then. Now they're just sticking a bunch of shapes together like tards.
>>6675174
Soviet stop
>>6675162
>he trips and falls face-first into the trap
>>6675185
>Kamina
>>6675186
>What is Mangemite, Porygon, and Voltorb/Electrode
They were never creative anon.
>>6675175
That's right.
Sit there and think about what you've done.
Pewing is bad, m'kay.
>>6675186
I think they're pretty creative still. Even some of the stranger looking Alolan variants end up making sense while looking cool, except Meowth/Persian.
This is Buzzwole, an Ultra beast, say something nice about him.
>>6675197
Holy shit
My life is a fucking lie
>>6675205
Mirin hard
>>6675205
He has good gains
>>6675205
Master does not like it when bugs are in the house.
>>6675205
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>6675201
Pew pew...
>I'm out of Nebby pictures, sorry
>>6675205
Y-you too
>>6675186
Gen 7 has some nice Pokemon though.
>>6675205
Swole af
>>6675154
Of course a thing such as you wouldn't easily feel threatened. What even are you...? I don't think I've ever seen any monster as strange as you.
>>6675174
A human spy? Gathering intel for their attack on my kind?
I will not attack you if you promise to destroy your camera.
>>6675178
Then what is he? A powerful magic user? A fearsome warrior? A genius tactician, perhaps?
>>6675227
WAIT WHAT
I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE UP TO GEN 7 HOLY FUCK
>>6675227
"Autistic monster drawn by a downies kid of the week" tb.h
>>6675205
Spot me Skeeter.
>>6675237
Kys genwunner. You make me sick.
>>6675205
More like Buzswole
>>6675232
We are Venom! The mix of human and alien
>>6675238
>Kissu
>>6675232
N-none of those things... more like an annoying little midget.
>>6675217
>Steals your melon
>>6675232
Good dear, she speaks! And here I thought a picture was all I was going to be left with. I do not know much of your kind, although if you are a female, which seems the case, I would be confident that I know enough to carry myself in an appropriate fashion.
>>6675237
Genwunner retard cant even into species, top kek.
>>6675255
This is best girl, say something nice about her
>>6675261
>Grabs the anon by the wrist
What are you doing? Release it at once.
>>6675263
Don't give a shit desu. Looks autistic. Kys, manchild.
>>6675269
But Olivia isn't in the picture anon.
>>6675269
Get in the bag
>>6675269
I want to marry Lillie.
>>6675271
Ruble Ruble! I'm the Melonburgler!
>>6675205
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>6675291
>>6675293
Ooooohhhhh Harambe
I miss you
You know, I've wondered why I am so easily able to trigger KK by using an ava in his dead box and calling people k-naves.
Then I remembered he underwent hormone replacement therapy, which I'm sure is the cause of his sudden sensitivity. I just want you to know, it's okay and I forgive you for being so sensitive and becoming lost in your feelings. You hear me, buddy?
>>6675250
An alien which has breeded with a human? No, it looks like they've somehow formed a symbiotic relationship.
Would you mind if I took a sample of your...suit?
>>6675259
Then how is he a pest? Couldn't you just kick him, or something along those lines?
>>6675262
Your research wasn't very thorough if you didn't even realize the target you were sent after could speak. Who sent you? Do you intend to fight?
I swear Pokemon is right up there with Politics, Sports, Religion, and Consoles on the "Don't talk about this or share your opinions on it or you'll start a huge argument" list.
>>6675300
>Places an arm over your shoulder
It's going to be alright. Come back to the dumpster, Adachi.
>>6675300
>he underwent hormone replacement therapy
>he underwent
>he
>>6675304
Who is arguing? I'm enjoying some cool looking pokés
Crabrawler made me smile immediately
Killer Queem iz alredy in ur noes
>>6675301
Only if you swear not to make more or an anti one...we have enough as it is
>>6675307
I've been there for a while.
>>6675308
I was using the pronouns she previously used to go by. Sorry for the confusion.
>>6675304
No, it's on the "only 8 year olds and autistic manchildren take it seriously" list.
>>6675293
I like the fighting one more
>>6675322
Good job proving my point Shitposter-Kun.
>>6675301
I'm strongly against violence, my slithering saintess. So strongly against it that I run at the first sign of it, you see! Though I'm never too caught up in the species of my guests unless they choose to speak to me about them. My research is not of the many creatures of this world, it's the sole pursuit of understanding the female heart!
>>6675285
>Pulls her watermelon close to her chest embracing it tightly
There are other watermelons out there besides this one. There should be a kart of melons in the local market that will satisy your needs.
>>6675322
t. reatard who could never beat brock
>>6675330
Passimian is bae
>>6675315
Too bad he doesn't evolve till just before the elite 4.
>>6675336
>I remember my first first fight with Brock back in Red version. I beat him with a pidgey.
>>6675330
He's cool too, but I wanna sit still for 5 hours and philosophize with Oranguru.
I like the shroom pre-evolution too
>>6675350
Yeah that sucks, but at least it's real easy to evolve him for Pokédex purposes
>all this Pokemon talk
Atleast we aren't dead
>>6674932
>>6674919
I'm back now. No problem!
>>6675062
oshit a cute anime girl
>>6675318
It'll be purely for research, I can assure you. No antidotes or anything of the sort will be developed.
>>6675334
And your first instinct was to take a picture of me because I... what, looked so flattering? I'm afraid I don't quite understand the goal you're trying to achieve. Wouldn't a human like yourself only need to win over one heart? What's the reason to go after any more?
>>6675336
Ikaros. Run Override Program: Daedalus. Set status; Happy.
>>6675335
>What you think is a melon is really a bowling ball!
Robble robble robble!
>Takes off running with melon
>>6675097
>>6675365
Oop,s I forgot (You).
>>6675359
Yeah, I kept him in my party till the end tho.
He was my nigs. I never betray a nigs.
Gen III > Gen IV > Gen I > Gen VI > Gen V > Gen II = Gen VII
discord
>>6675365
Don't
>>6675366
This is the pest...
>>6675365
>>6675366
Well okay, just because we like the cut of your jib
>Rips a piece off, putting it in a zib lock bag
Careful, they tend to bond when they touch organic stuff
>>6675366
I am on a mission, miss. A mission to make all the maidens of the world glow with a smile! I find it the most beautiful thing in the world, and beauty is something to be protected to be advocated for! Vanity is humanity's greatest strength, because anything beautiful is work fighting for. Thus, I devote every moment I can in pursuit of that goal! To help my wonderful guests realize their own beauty and bring them happiness by doing so.
team discord vs team aikawa. who will win
>>6675378
For me its 3>2>7>5>1>4>6
>>6675381
Hey hey, I only said I'm back.
>>6675378
My fucking nigger.
>>6675378
>gen II that low on the list
>>6675395
You replied to me in that post
Do it again and I'll kill you
>>6675378
The Red fight puts Gen 2 over Gen 1 for me. And the remakes are easily the best in the series.
>>6675375
My only nigs was my starter. I shuffled the others based on evolution to fill out my Dex. I guess Grimer turned into my nigs, had him a long time and added him back as Muk for my final party
>>6675378
>>6675378
The story in gen vii actually exists if we're talking game quality
>>6675401
>>6675414
The pokemon are shit, get over yourself.
>>6675416
DON'T
>>6675422
CALL
>>6675370
>Opening her wings, Ikaros gives chase to the human. With one flap of her wings she accelerates to Mach 2 before slamming into the burglar and retrieving her melon.
>>6675418
This bait won't work, get over yourself.
>>6675414
Plus the game is actually difficult, especially the totem Pokemon.
>>6675428
>Both human and Melon are smashed into mush
>>6675436
That bastard in Lush Jungle made me blow so many revives
>>6675405
Mine was my starter, rockruff midday form, mimikyu, togedemaru, Golisopod and crabrawler
I'm the kinda guy that picks one team and sticks with it.
>>6675384
He doesn't look particularly bothersome.
>>6675386
I'll handle it with care. This could be valuable for all life on earth, and not just monsters. I've never actually seen an alien before, or well, an alien organism at least.
>>6675389
A smile on the faces of every female in the entire world? So you're some sort of feel-good,charity-giving clown? Regardless, that'll take you a bit to complete, not even taking the jealousy you'll be receiving from men in account.
>>6675444
I used to be, but doing that so many times back in gen I then having so few entries in my Pokédex changed my mind. I went back to the little kid strat, all starter all the time
>>6675428
Ikaros! Run Override Program: Daedalus. Set emotional status; Happy.
Post HG screenshots
>>6675442
I blame lack of decent fire type Pokemon and Castform.
>>6675300
die
>>6675457
Oh you asked for it laddeh
>>6675457
>>6675461
My only good Pokemon was my grass starter, who was overleveled by a huge amount, but Castform ruined my day for sure.
>>6675464
I forgive you.
>>6675448
I am whatever they need me to be, all of course, within the reasonable boundaries befitting a club of the prestigious Ouran High School. I ask not for men to be jealous of my many gifts, for I am here not to monopolize every maiden, but to find and heal their troubles through good company. For there is nothing better for a troubled heart than an ear of a good friend.
>>6675457
Sure, mate.
>>6675448
How so?
>>6675457
first 24
>>6675471
It's really because it's castform, and you don't expect much.
Until it uses Sunny Day and it and the totem Pokemon begin fucking you over.
>>6675479
Dr. Pig
>>6675479
THE WORST CEO OF CARTOON NETWORK
>>6675485
I didn't know what Castform was, just assumed the huge glowing one was a bigger threat
>>6675479
Misuzu Gundou
>>6675479
Avenger
>>6675479
Freddy Fusebear
>>6675472
I doubt that you forgiving me will change anything about that I couldn't care less about you or the fact that you bore me.
You coming here, posting shitty memes about me just proves that you're still uninteresting and not worth my time. Bye.
>>6675456
(Program: Daedalus)
(Buffering...5%...19%..)
(An error has occurred.)
I can not do that. My current programming is not capable of completing that order.
>>6675440
>Ikaros stares at the remains of her beloved melon that were scattered about the area
>>6675492
Ikaros
>>6675479
A 3DS.
>>6675479
Biglegs
>>6675479
Ted "P2P" Cruz
>>6675479
Kongou
>>6675479
Tamaki Suoh
>>6675479
Sakura Futuba
>>6675500
If that's the case then yeah, you're really going to have a bad time.
>>6675479
Regulus Corneas
>>6675479
Chibikko
>>6675479
Metal Cooler
>>6675479
Lord Beerus
Gen IV = Gen VII > Gen V > Gen III = Gen II > Gen I >>>>> Gen VI
>>6675479
Master of Triggering
>gender bait
>>6675506
is okay puppy
i forgive you
kiss and make up now?
>>6675479
Hotaru Shidare
>>6675479
Worst Whore
>>6675479
Venom
>>6675479
Sleeping Lolis
>>6675479
Kongou
>>6675479
Maki Nishikino
>>6675479
The Wrench
>>6675479
Alice
>>6675473
You're quite the smooth talker, aren't you? It's refreshing to meet a human who is not intent on destroying every unknown lifeform around him, I have to say. Yet something about your calmness bugs me. You know nothing of me or my species, yet aren't intimidated in the slightest? For all you know, I could be a predator, readying my poisonous fangs as we speak.
>>6675476
Well, alien organisms which stick to humans and form... well, you, aren't things you see every day.
>>6675525
swap gen III for gen V and we're good.
>>6675479
Super Late and Lurking Yukiyama Sui
>>6675479
Reimu Hakurei
>>6675479
Golden FRIEZA!
>>6675479
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>6675525
This is a list I can like now.
>>6675542
Wrench is that you?
>>6675479
Blanc
>>6675544
Your tastes are fucking garbage
Gen III is best Gen
>>6675479
Velvet Crowe
I like all the Gens.
>>6675543
We mean how is that going to be "valuable for all life on earth"
>>6675549
Woah Reimu, that picture reminds me of a certain religious group known for being greedy
>>6675543
All women would be jealous of death if they knew how many times I've gone to meet it. Surely I run for my life every time I face a threat in the arena, but my true fear lies in not the physical threats of a person but the emotional threat that they cause to themselves and the people around them.
...And I also thought you were cosplaying.
The jailer is the key, kill him and you'll be free.
>>6675567
Knowledge of specimen not from our own earth would be useful to everyone here, wouldn't it? I picture every looks up the sky once in a while wondering what's out there.
>>6675578
Then I'm sad to inform you I'm perfectly healthy mind-wise. I'm no threat to myself in any way, so there's really no need for you to keep digging trying to find one.
And no, these serpentine bits of mine are attached to my more human-oriented upper body. A disappointment?
>>6675564
Pokemon is fun
>>6675605
Mostly things that hate Earth, it's weird
>>6675574
So... Are you planning to do a Donation or just speak about religious groups?
>>6675605
>Adds a rose to your hair
Well you did ask me what I feared the most, not that I worry about you having anything of the sort before even knowing anything about the kind of person you might be... I can call... you...
>Looks down
Oh well, for simplicity sake!
It doesn't all have to be prying, after all, if you do it willingly, it wouldn't be that, would it?
Why would you not want to talk to the Prince Of Hosts, I have 70 percent selection rate out of all the other Hosts in the club.
Bored.
Make it not boring.
>>6675626
Religious groups
I never knew you were Italian,Reimu.
If Christina Miller wins, Trips
If Dr. Pig wins, Trips
If Freddy Fusebear wins, Dubs
>>6675631
suck my dick
>>6675639
Go ask KK, he's an expert in sucking dick.
>>6675634
Fuck off
If someone could host, that'd be great.
>>6675645
I want you to do it
>>6675653
Tough cookies, mate.
>>6675645
My booth is open.
>>6675660
Are you saying you're good at sucking dick?
>>6675666
And eating pussy.
>>6675634
Fuck off
>>6675634
What do these posts even mean? Fuck off.
>>6675634
Fuck off
>>6675634
Fuck off
Meowning!
>>6675675
I don't have a pussy, it'd be convenient if I did though. As for your booth, I'm sure you closed it for me.
Habibi
>>6675693
I have a bad memory.
>>6675611
I'll make sure this doesn't fall into hateful things' hands, then.
>>6675629
As long as there's no prying involved, I wouldn't mind talking to... seriously, the Prince of Hosts? I have an aversion to self-appointed names of grandeur, but I can't be the only one that had to struggle to remain her composure when hearing that.
Though, if this 70 percent selection rate is real, it does make you quite the interesting specimen. You abhor violence, yet are generally liked by women of your kind. I can only assume it's because of your natural charisma, then?
>>6675701
You don't remember spamming me with ">>>/junko/" whenever I messaged you and then blocking me because I kept messaging you to see if you'd keep doing it?
>>6675700
How are you doing anon-san?
>>6675634
Fuck off Cirno
>>6675714
Pretty good. How are you?
>>6675709
Well that's good, we've already seen that happen before
This right here is the most cancerous HG has ever been.
>>6675689
Good morning.
>>6675634
Fuck off
>>6675726
>he wasn't here for /hga/
kys newfag
>>6675735
This is objectively worse.
>>6675709
Well... I wouldn't claim that I'm universally loved by all the women, I quite happen to annoy some of them although it wouldn't be outrageous to assume they're simply hiding their interest in me.
As you can see, I'm a Prinecy type, am I not? Titles I give myself cannot be helped if they are true. Anything genuine will be immediately recognized and will garner interest. My good looks, my mannerisms, my way with words. They are all real! Of course, I'm just an idiot, I cannot be doing all of this with my mind, can I?
>>6675721
Im doing really well this meowning anon.
>>6675728
Are those wings?!
are you an angel?
>>6675726
This is /trash/
For fucks sake what the fuck did you fucking expect
>>6675712
Whaaat? When did I do that?
>>6675740
Your opinion isn't objective, newfag.
Silence thyself.
>>6675743
My wings are of the Variable type. I am a pet class angeloid, Alpha.
>>6675756
Right, now you're just fucking around.
>>6675632
i can help you with that, Faith is what moves various groups, even if there are people making a business of it.
Huh? Why do you think I'm Italian? i'm pretty sure that isn't a religious group, Anonymous.
>>6675773
You did that thing with your fingers that Italians only do
>>6675768
Thats amazing!
>>6675784
Master thinks so as well even though he gets mad at me when my wings break things in his home.
>Flaps her wings to demonstrate how they work
>>6675809
Can i touch them angel lady?
Where is Garnet ?
>>6675829
OD and house lost
>>6675829
From Steven Universe
>>6675829
who cares
>>6675779
Come on, Do you mean this gesture?
I... had learned it somewhere! When someone needs to collect funds, that person needs to know different methods and gestures to convince people.
>>6675824
You may call me Ikaros if you desire to do so.
>She turns her back and spreads her wings for you to touch
>>6675850
Mama mia Reimu, that's very Italian
>>6675857
>She pets them
They are so soft ikaros-san!
Hanging out with Ibuki might be more fun than this.
Pick your poison
>>6675902
None. I don't want to get diabetes.
>>6675902
Dr. Thunder
>>6675769
that thumbnail looks lewd
>>6675902
Why does it bother me so much that the original Dr. Pepper isn't there?
>>6675871
>Ikaros reduces the size of her wings
I can also retract my wings to hide them when i'm out in public. What is your name?
>>6675902
I will chose the skipper.
>>6675921
Hence the filename.
>>6675926
I didn't even see!
>>6675902
Water
>>6675925
Renge Miyauichi.
nice to meet you.
>>6675920
Agreed
>>6675937
It is nice to meet you as well Renge.
>>6675959
Hold still for a sec.
>
I'm gonna go run infront of traffic in the morning
>>6675942
You're alright guy
>>6675986
>not the shooting spree suicide-by-cop route
Casual.
>>6675984
>Remains motionless as directed
Is something wrong?
>>6675769
Sure am.
>Places a watermelon in the thread
>>6676015
>takes pic
that should do.
>>6676013
>Australian
>Getting a hold of guns
Good luck with that
>>6676028
>Smashes it
>>6676028
>Ikaros immediately picks up the melon and begins petting it
>>6675986
You should jump in front of a train, that way you piss off poorfags and students as they run late for their classes and McDonalds tier povertyjobs.
>>6676028
Tasty.
>>6676033
>She rubs her eyes from the sudden flash
What was that?
>>6676028
>Millennials won't understand this post.
>>6676061
I like to collect pictures of my friends for an album.
>>6676041
How does this make you feel?
>>6675742
Flattering and calling yourself an idiot in the same sentence, you keep surprising me yet. Our kind doesn't exactly have Princes, so I'm not too familiar with the so-class Princey-type you refer to.
So, if you would like to get back to your job of making every female smile, don't let me keep you. I'm just some strange lamia, I shouldn't be a part of your plan, after all.
>>6676099
>Kneels down next to the patch of melons and begins petting each individual melon
I feel something unknown. It feels like...Happiness.
>>6676075
I am a friend?
>>6676028
>kicks the watermelon
>>6675902
Crude oil
>>6676124
You are now!
Holy shit I'm a fucking faggot, like smoking a pack of cooks a day tier fag.
>>6676193
Is it wrong if I was reading a pack of cocks at first?
>>6676103
It is up to you whether you wish to be part of my plan, fair maiden. Have you never had a suitor try and earn your love? Usually females are more defensive as you say, the moment I speak to them, I'm sometimes met with immediate rejection. Perhaps they believe it's due to the uncontrollable nature of men to chase after every skirt for their instinct compels you to. Being half snake, I wouldn't hold it against you to think of this.
>>6676184
[SFX: Smile:]
You are the first friend I have made here.
>>6676128
>She places a bandage on the bruised melon
>>6676184
PITS
I
T
S
>>6676226
>ramsay
>>6676226
I saw it too, buddy
I am already masturbating
>>6676224
>calls the melon a dirty slut to emotionally hurt it.
>>6676184
loli-Chan, can i rub my chode on your armpits?
>>6676224
You are the second one i made here, but that doesnt make you any less of a friend.
>>6676226
Creep..
>>6676244
>>>/tlhg/
>>6676246
>
>>6676265
I am still pleased I have made a friend.
>>6676285
But HG threads are the cancer containment threads :^)
>>6676301
No, that's the zoo cage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03CKGsGRhTY
>>6676217
The only humans that have approached me so eagerly either wanted to shove a blade or their reproductive organs inside of me. You don't seem to be carrying a blade, though the jury is still out on you belonging to the last category or not.
I have to admit, it has been a while since I last genuinely smiled. Being the Mons- err, with the current job I have, I'm busy all day checking up on the people I'm supposed to keep on the right track. It's a quite tiresome and joyless task.
N-not that it's any of your worries, anyways. I don't know why I brought it up.
>>6676297
>slices the melon in two
>>6676325
>Pulls out the all too familiar fly swatter and smashes the anon
>>6676346
>parries the fly swatter
>cuts down another melon in its prime.
>>6676316
You seem to be a caretaker of some sort. That is what you do, isn't it? How quaint. I guess it shouldn't be surprising, living things are naturally disposed to taking care of... well, their people if not their young. You seem to have a bigger heart than most I've met. It's all about the winning, and the mindless laughing, and the "too good for you" attitude around here.
>>6676325
A-anon, that's not a good idea!
>>6676316
I only wanted to pet you
glad to see you think i'm a sack of shit
>>6676360
>carries on committing watermelon genocide despite his warnings
>>6676374
>>6676353
>Gathers the remaining melons and wraps her wings around them protecting them
Please stop this.
>>6676396
No.
Melons have harmed my family too much for me to bestow any form of mercy upon them.
>grabs a melon and throws it to the ground in disdain
>>6676359
I guess you could put it like that. As one of the first of my kind here, I have somewhat of a reputation to uphold. I'm not usually this kind to strangers asking me about my personal information.
So, what about you? Besides winning over all those hearts, what is it you do in your day-to-day life? Perhaps something utilizing that silver tongue of yours? A...reporter? Hm, unlikely.
who is the fag behind ren chon?
>>6676449
Dunno.