TEAMBATTLE XIV SEMIFINALS THREAD
Welcome, to TeamBattle XIV!
I need these 9 teams!
Team 0%
Little Black Team
Fireside Girls
Undertrash Beta
Emeritus’s Secret Crew
NSH
Coon and Friends
Capra’s Coalition
Team Kazugeta Classic
I will also need some wildcards, wildcard entries will open at 11:10 EST, or earlier if all teams show up
NO WILDCARDS IF YOU HAVE A TEAM IN THIS SEMI
Underfell Undyne
Outertale Mettaton
Horrortale Sans
Gretchen
The Coon
- Coon and Friends
kys faggots
Laura Bodewig
NSH
Littletale Asgore
Capra Demon
Adyson
Elias Ainsworth
Kazugeta
Team Kazugeta Classic
Alison
Mysterion
- Coon and Friends
Alice Baskerville
NSH
>>6669659
>>6669667
>>6669676
>>6669688
Lil' Hunter is an asshole and i hate him
i mean, Undertrash Beta here
Kazugeta's Stand
Team Kazugeta Classic
Firebrand
Isabella
Human Kite
- Coon and Friends
Trash Bandicoot
Team Kazugeta Classic
Lucifer
>Emeritus’s Secret Crew AKA Demon lords
Kuro Usagi
NSH
Koichiro Iketani
Diablo
>Emeritus’s Secret Crew AKA Demon lords
Professor Chaos
- Coon and Friends
Pirate King Blackbeard
(In honor of Cole Brown R.I.P.)
Team Kazugeta Classic
>>6669678
>>6669693
>>6669704
>>6669724
The Fireside Girls, now with Alison!
Samael
>Emeritus’s Secret Crew AKA Demon lords
Yoshino
NSH
>>6669689
>>6669700
>>6669720
>>6669737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2JWJG2UQ84
PLEASE let me actually advance to the Finals this time. And outlive Tem as well.
>>6669682
>>6669708
>>6669725
>>6669746
Mephisto
>Emeritus’s Secret Crew AKA Demon lords
>>6669768
>>6669755
>>6669745
>>6669734
Demon Lords.
Are you ready?
>>6669768
Mephisto, nice choice.
>Dell
>>6669686
>>6669709
>>6669735
>>6669756
>Tfw no team music yet.
Trump
For any team really...
No sign of our other 2 teams so I'll just draw the booked team entries to a close now.
GIVE ME 19 FUCKING WILDCARDS
>>6669868
Clay Matthews
>>6669868
Trump
>>6669868
Tiny Rick
>>6669868
Ron Paul
>>6669868
Ichigo
>>6669868
Captain America
>>6669868
A Puru Clone
>>6669868
Biglegs
>>6669868
Ghost
>>6669868
Leafon
>>6669868
Kino Mayers
>>6669868
This Whore again
>>6669868
Bob Ross
>>6669868
The Scout
>>6669868
Ingrid 0
>>6669868
Julius Caesar
>>6669868
Crocodile Dundee
>>6669868
Twelvie
>>6669868
Fluttershy
>tfw when I want to cum inside her
>>6669868
Big Boss
>>6669868
Taskmaster
Because everyone else is doing so.
>>6669868
DAY FORTY THREE
Oh good heavens, I almost forgot this
Goodnight everyone, how is everyone?
>>6669933
CHECKED
>>6669967
'sup Sorona?
>>6669967
>tfw 5 teams out
>2 absent
>3 dropped
J U S T wildcard my shit up.
>>6669967
Good evening, Sorona.
Look good?
Heres some hype music, lets do this shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDdV8eIHGE
>>6669929
>>6669965
>my computer's so fucking slow that I couldn't get a 2nd wildcard in
>>6670008
hey Cap, you ready to go 0-2?
>>6669999
>>6669933
ITS TIME TO DERAIL
>>6669996
>>6669999
>>6669990
Hey there
>>6670008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_CHLE4XEPE
MY EYES. WHITE BACKGROUNDS. J U S T BLIND MY SHIT UP
Start it.
>>6670027
sh-shut up
>>6670018
>mfw I got 4 in
>>6670047
I got 5 in nigger
>>6670047
>>6670008
Ready to go!
>>6670061
>>6670047
>>6670047
I can't really complain because 20 fucking wildcards. I'll just hope they die off quickly.
Hell, even I had to get one in.
WE'RE OFF!
Laura fucks bitches and gets money
Kaz? In the final 5? You sure?
>>6670097
Why is there two of me?
>>6670097
Nice clipping skills
>>6670097
your capture fucked up a bit
>>6670097
Fix the image.
>no deaths out of my team yet
Yes.
>>6670097
Holy shit, I didn't even notice the issue, i'll get the real image. Hasn't been doing that recently so I didn't think to check
>>6670109
One person to Jinx just wasn't enough.
>Megu
>>6670097
If I'm fucking prostitutes and my other two tribs ran off, where's Yoshino at?
Here we go, correct image!
>>6670137
Don't you dare!
>>6670155
>outright no deaths at all
Come on.
>>6670155
Much better.
>>6670155
3/5 of my tribs are together
nice
DAY 1
I think Lucifer might actually like it there!
A twelvie gets mugged
Mandy has great rage, and great edge
Fluttershy wins a race, I guess horses ARE pretty fast
Mephisto has great rage, makes sense because he is literally a demon
>>6670246
take no prisoners, Smolgore
>>6670246
>Ghost with a light saber and bag of explosives
Oh my gosh.
>>6670267
>take no prisoners
Take no shit.
>>6670246
Someone kill that damn pony already. Jesus.
>>6670246
Smolgore
Smolgore pls
>>6670246
Good job, Trash! I had no idea you can hack
NIGHT 1
Infighting!
Capra x Undyne?
Blackbeard hungers for politicians
BOB ROSS STEALS A DOOMSDAY DEVICE
I REPEAT, BOB ROSS HAS A DOOMSDAY DEVICE
>>6670290
hell yeah
>>6670300
he is a cold-blooded killer, my friend
>>6670311
It just keeps happening.
>>6670311
it appears Capra is a confirmed scalie
>>6670311
Taste like red and failure
>>6670311
It sure would be a shame if... a happy accident were to happen.
DAY 2
A crash landing, no matter what Asgore thinks, children cannot fly spaceships
Mysterion pulls a Benedict Arnold
Ghost x Trash?
Bob Ross probably enjoyed that
>>6670330
I told you about the stairs bro
I warned you dog
>>6670313
and a pervert too
>>6670297
>>6670380
for god's sakes it's my waifu's ass, what do you want me to do
>>6670375
No Trash! That's the enemy!
>>6670311
>Two of my tribs that aren't Laura are raped.
I thought that was going to be Laura's job.
>>6670375
Oh, nevermind, already doing that to a trib this time and not some nameless prostitutes.
>>6670408
What's wrong? It's just a ghostie!
>>6670401
Have sex with her... I suppose
NIGHT 2
But how do you do that to a ghost?
Bob Ross confirms what we all already knew
Clay Matthews has no mercy
>>6670440
SMOLGORE IS A CHILD THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>6670443
Don't question a Demon Lord.
>>6670443
Firebrand, just no. Stop that.
>>6670443
i'm blue dabba dee da etc. etc.
>>6670443
Trash, keep it in your pants man.
>>6670450
What?
the royal families have done it before
>no joke, that's some nasty stuff (I tought it was Tem waifu, I'm sorry)
DAY 3
A Galactic Offic steps in.
Samael is on the light side?
Capra and Kaz in the battle of the losing streaks
Looks like ponies are pretty powerful. Somehow.
>>6670498
...
>>6670510
she's both
also yeah, i'm...i'm aware of the fucked-up genetics of European royalty
>>6670524
I can't aim in light gun games.
Lets get in a quick STATUS UPDATE
WILDCARDS KILLED: 6/20
TEAMS KILLED: 0/7
TEAMS WITH 1 MEMBER LEFT: 1, DEMON LORDS
TEAMS WITH ALL MEMBERS LEFT: 4, UNDERTRASH BETA, NSH, CAPRA'S COALITION, AND TEAM KAZUGETA CLASSIC
NIGHT 3
Gretchen uses the doomsday device she stole, but gets a surprise
Teammate killing barely avoided
Bob Ross is a sexy, sexy, sexy, crazed lunatic
Asgore should have killed the other one instead desu
>>6670630
I knew it was a hologram the whole time!
>>6670630
okay, never mind, everyone has the hots for edgy fish
>>6670630
>The Scout sense a disturbance in the force
Oh shit, somethings happening.
A TF2 update?
DAY 4
Kazugeta and his Stand explore the planets together
A space station explodes, don't you know how much this is going to cost?
>>6670695
yeah, more features stolen from CS:GO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>6670703
oh yeah
Things are looking pretty good.
>>6670703
oh hey, one of my tribs finally died
>>6670711
>CSGO gets skin cosmetics
>TF2 has had cosmetics for 7 years
I'm sorry?
>>6670703
None of my tributes have died... well, for a while.
>>6670703
Gotta watch the space station exploded from good seats
NIGHT 4
Nobody's home in Asgore's little goat skull
Another crash landing, somewhere bane is a happy man
Trash Bandicoot is even more of a mutant now
Isabella gets freaky
>>6670752
I'm sorry, but let me list off the ways TF2 has pilfered from CS:GO: Gun skins, rarity levels of skins and cosmetics, competitive matchmaking, experience bars with ranks...
>>6670785
It was bound to happen eventually
>>6670785
Oh fuck... down to 1 now...
DAY 5
Hiding like a bunch of pussies
Really just another boring day
>>6670787
CSGO's community is just
>skins
and
>stats
You can't market garden or spam Pomsons in CSGO, can you?
>>6670857
That image of Trump is pretty fitting in that event.
>>6670865
no, but it actually has a professional scene, which i think is a great trade-off
ARENA EVENT
11 DEAD
Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes
full circle
>>6670933
B5
hit
>>6670933
I know everybody else survived, but it hurts to see the King die
>>6670933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MotZanb-Llw
Already down to half, dammit.
>>6670933
>Down to one trib.
Can I ask to see the standings now?
>>6671000
Ask and you shall recieve
STATUS UPDATE
15/20 WILDCARDS DEAD
1/7 TEAMS DEAD
NSH has one member left
TEAMS MOVING ONTO FINAL (UNLESS A WILDCARD WINS)
Fireside Girls
Undertrash Beta
NSH
Coon and Friends
Capra’s Coalition
Team Kazugeta Classic
>>6671016
poor Emer
>>6671016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MotZanb-Llw
NIGHT 5
Gretchen does a good thing
Kaz is a pussy, but understandably so when you consider the opposition
>>6671047
Wrong one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E70IHWOlow
>>6671055
It's Bob Ross! This psycho has history
>>6671055
KIDS CAN'T READ, ALRIGHT
THE FEAST
Tiny Rick has been saving this bad boy for ages
Betraying your own teammate Capra? Thats cold.
>>6671108
Okay, now this is looking pretty bad.
>>6671108
RAGE!
>>6671108
monkeys, huh? fuck it, why not.
I know you're lurking Sorona.
Got a discord?
DAY 6
Tiny Rick shows he is capable of mercy
Flying into the sun, can I come too?
We're down to 8 tributes, Vriska would be proud
>>6671158
Hello, friend. We're going to have have a great time together.
STATUS UPDATE
17/20 WILDCARDS KILLED
2/7 TEAMS ELIMINATED
ALL TEAMS ARE ON 1 MEMBER LEFT
An interesting situation has developed, due to an incident of 2 tributes dying in 1 event, if a wildcard wins, TEAM KAZUGETA CLASSIC WILL BE ELIMINATED.
>>6671143
Dammit, how do you know
>Just waiting for the next round, I die in the other thread game
I don't know how to put my Discord tag here
>>6671196
oh for fuck sakes
>>6671196
Only 3 wildcards. It should be easy to handle.
>>6671197
It's in your bottom left. It's your discord name then the # followed by the numbers.
NIGHT 6
A couple teams get knocked out.
Tiny Rick is too smart for that shit
Bob Ross has fans
>>6671218
It would be, if you weren't busy doing WHAT YOU DID
>>6671237
I just have to win this no matter who I have to kill.
>>6671237
personal vendetta over the good of the majority?
yeah that seems like you, Cap
>>6671250
>I have to win
No.
>Megu
DAY 7
Down to 5
Bob Ross and Firebrand are best bros this side of the Mississippi
>>6671261
DON'T YOU DO THIS
I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH PAIN INSIDE OVER AT THE OTHER THREAD
>>6671235
The Empress of the West #9700
>Its my tag okay or not?
NIGHT 7
This is it folks, 2 teams, 2 wildcards. Glory, and Kaz's hopes and dreams, are on the line.
DAY 8
Has Firebrand x Bob Ross gone from bromance to romance?
>>6671293
Come! Capra or Gretch, you got this! I believe in ya!
NIGHT 8
They're even working together now!
>>6671355
ISABELLA
WHAT THE FUCK
DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS MYSELF
DAY 9
BETRAYAL
>>6671370
I'm giving you this one chance, Cap.
Minecraft Nigga.
DO IT. NOW.
>>6671382
BOB FUCKING ROSS
>>6671382
kek cya kaz
>>6671382
>wildcards win
>>6671382
NOOOO
WHY
GOD DAMMIT
JUST FUCKING GOD
FUCK
BOB ROSS WINS AN AUTOMATIC BERTH TO THE FINAL!
And Kaz is confirmed as the supreme jobber.
>>6671382
And just like that, my mood is lower
>>6671382
This is literally the 2nd Semifinal I've won with Bob Ross what the actual fuck.
STATS AND STANDINGS
Moving on to the TeamBattle XIV final are:
Fireside Girls
Undertrash Beta
NSH
Coon and Friends
Capra’s Coalition
Wildcards (Automatic berth for Bob Ross)
I'll get the second game ready
>>6671410
i called it, kek
>>6671437
Good job
>>6671444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEWGgNPbOLc
Just as long as I win the Finals this will be alright.
>>6671410
So, Bob Ross is the most powerful tribute?
>>6671444
nice, i moved on for once
>>6671444
>trips
Where's that voice reveal Gretchen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEWGgNPbOLc
Well, good luck to the other batch then.
Neard, did you died?
Neard?
Give me these 7 teams
Team Blaze
CIA Team
The Monarchs
Homestuck Beta Kids (me, i'll be posting those so it might be a longer wait)
Konosubas
Team Thunderhorse
Dell’s Fist
I will need 8 wildcards, which can enter after I make the announcement post.
>>6671599
>>6671602
Sorry, something came up for a second
>>6671607
Megumin
Konosubas
>>6671607
CIA Man
>CIA Team
>>6671607
John Egbert - Homestuck Beta Kids
>>6671607
Misaki Mei
Konosubas
>>6671607
Bane
>CIA Team
>>6671607
Empress Sorona
>The monarchs
>>6671607
Rikka Takanashi
Konosubas
Rose Lalonde - Homestuck Beta Kids
>>6671607
Thrawn.
>>6671607
Momiji Inubashiri
>CIA Team
>>6671607
Arashi Nakaido
Konosubas
>>6671607
Hired Gun
>CIA Team
>>6671607
Emperor Xen Fu Long
>The monarchs
Jade Harley - Homestuck Beta Kids
>>6671614
>>6671620
>>6671631
>>6671639
As always, Ready to Jinx!
>>6671607
Giant Floating Baby's Killer
>>6671635
Doctor Strange
>>6671616
>>6671626
>>6671637
>>6671644
We are ready
>>6671607
Nova Warfang
>The monarchs
>>6671607
General Cynder
>The monarchs
>>6671635
Augusto Pinochet
>>6671630
>>6671645
>>6671657
>>6671664
My team is ready to fight
>>6671635
>>6671649
>>6669896
>>6671680
Let's do this.
https://youtu.be/nc-I2F8ofxQ
Well folks. Its an interesting situation tonight. As it stands we only have 5 teams entered, which is less than the 6 that can qualify.
I am going to officially skip Semi 2, all 5 of the teams that showed up will get an automatic berth to the finals, with a single wildcard spot also being open.
There have been many difficulties with team booking this week, and many unforeseen circumstances that I must apologize for. We have been left with 7 teams that either did not show, pulled out, or were kicked out for various reasons.
Again, my sincerest apologies, a sincere promise that team appearances will be smoother at TB XV, and that I hope to see all of you at the TeamBattle XIV Final tomorrow!
>>6671758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcL8E2RXBps
Eh, it's alright man, but, why not just host a game for the hell of it anyway?
>>6671758
No problem man but why not host it for the hell of it like capra said
>>6671790
Every host just has one of "those" days. It's understandable, Neard.
See you tomorrow, my man.
>>6671758
Interesting, thank you for the effort and hosting.
>>6671758
At what timr the TeamBattle final is going to be?