Tonight we honor the hero.
HG THREAD < HUNGER GAMES THREAD > THE GREATEST THREAD ON /trash/
Hey come in here, RigginsMania XXXV's on.
> OwO wut dis?
You post name. You post image. You make history.
UIDs will determine the adequate numbers of fighters needed for tonight's main event to be a success.
Remember: Show No Mercy.
Muffet
Lord Beerus
>>6667940
White Peak
Ken Kaneki
Hoshi Le Memestar
>>6667940
Rika
SaniTY
Seth's Wife
Eggman-kun
>>6667940
Olivia
Adrian Rollini.
Christmas Artoria
You Watanabe
Alice
Otabek Altin
Seymour Guado
May Yevon be with you all.
BAKI THE GRAPPLER
>>6667940
Waspinator
Sabina Altynbekova
Nanu
Leatherman
Rinoa
Joe Rushton
Mil Muertes
Rin Tohsaka
Satou the Absolute Madman
Ichigo
>>6667940
Bad News Barrett
Soviet
Reigen Arataka
>>6667940
Dark Knight
>>6667940
Megatron
So-yul
Kratosheamus
Ash Crimson
Odd
Gettin' tired of doing this.
Sophocles
Dean Ambrose
Here's to another year of kicking your scrawny ass, Sethy.
Char Aznable
>>6667917
Oh. I wasn't paying attention again then
>>6667940
A Human
Bolin
>>6667940
Yuno
Biglegs
Nine Ball-Seraph
COMBAT MODE ENGAGED.
Capra Demon
Sakuya Izayoi
>>6667940
Rolf
Asuka Langley Soryu
>>6667838
>>6667860
Parsee you don't count.
For now, I think I'll just stick with nothing more than entering her as General Grievous.
>>6667885
Yeah, but it's that exactly that makes me wonder how you manage it, at least not without any actions.
>>6667933
Ash Crimson
Trico
Casshern
Puru Clone
>>6668008
thanks for hosting
>>6667940
When you see HG Game
Stocking Anarchy
SKULLOMANIA
>>6668008
http://imgur.com/a/TuKUR
Starscream
Evangel
>>6668049
Merci! You're a sweetheart!
Hmmmmm... would anyone care for a little story, told from an old man like myself?
>Leans up against the lone streetlight, holding onto his cane tightly.
If nothing else, just to entertain the youth with my rambles.
>>6668071
can I get some of that sweet 2D pussy as a reward?
>>6668091
Tell me a story and I'll tell you a tale from a legendary figure of my own homeland, stranger.
Shalashaska
>>6667965
I'll be with myself, thank you.
>>6668091
I've seen older. Let's here it then.
>>6668022
>When the person that plays your waifu or says you don't count.
Time to end my life.
>>6668056
The fourth one down looks a lot like Rumia, doesn't it? Well, maybe it's just my imagination.
Thank you very much, Anonymous.
>>6668131
>be with yourself
Didn't that already happen once?
To whom it may concern
>>6668091
Please would love to hear it
>behind his power armor he is sweating and breathing heavily, while he tells his eyebot to record him
>>6668147
the reddit star is unstoppable
>>6668091
You got a story old man? You say it like it's surprising. Of course you've got a story. Everyone does.
How do we look ?
Just noticed I forgot to enter the best tribute of them all, myself.
Time to discreetly take a filler out and replace it for someone truly deserving :^)
Can u guys stop being so fakin quiet?!!.
r u only going to lurk?, or u r using da discord thing, b honest
>>6668100
>>6668101
Hmph, fair enough. But, it would seem this individual wouldn't want to hear my rambles as such, i'll wait for another time.
>>6668131
Like I said to other one, I shall not speak it unless everyone wants to hear it. So, my apologizes.
And must I add, you have a mischievous little mouth there, lady.
>>6668164
Let us proceed.
>>6668164
>35 uids
>48 game
DE-BUMP THE GAME
>>6668164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmrNQTlZ6u0
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>6668164
>TRANSFER:ODD
>SCANNER:ODD
>VIRTUALIZATION
After entering three times? Yeah, I'm ready.
>>6668164
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>6668172
>Playing Terraria with the boys.
>>6668091
Fire away, sir. Might give me some ideas for a new composition.
>>6668181
Idiots, That was My Eyes
I am still in The Game
>>6668134
Log, call my name tomorrow if you want my old Alice folder.
>>6668164
>>6667947
>>6668041
>Swap
>>6668164
You can give that last spot of mine away. Someone was kind enough to enter me.
>>6668131
Ah. So it's the heretic. Dissapointing as always.
>>6668164
Let us begin.
>>6668134
I heard you knew her. Don't worry about it, sorry for bugging you, I'll get out your hair.
>>6668146
That...that doesn't count....
>>6668132
>You're too biased with this.
>>6668164
There's two of Ash.
>>6668173
Hmh...maybe I spoke too soon...eh. It's not mischief, it's just grumpy, you know? Besides, there's always gonna be one or two people that gripe.
>>6668196
NOW, SHIT ON ME, MOM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6668091
I have nothing to lose, except my time probably.
Speak up and tell us your story.
>>6668164
Just don't take it too seriously and then we could proceed without any problem.
>>6668164
Kakutoku Nerai!!!!
>>6668207
Relax, relax, I'm just joking around. Don't take my response with any seriousness.
>>6668198
Oh, you don''t have to go though the trouble. I'm sure I will do fine without it. I appreciate the sentiment, however.
>>6668207
All right then. Be seeing you.
>>6668153
Oh, that too bad. Please, be at ease... individual from the far future, I mean no harm.
>>6668163
I have no stories, but I do have some about other individuals.
>>6668172
>Going to lurk after a few.
>>6668207
Yes, yes. But, I would like to have everyone here it and enjoy it. It wouldn't be a nice experience to hear a story from someone, and not enjoy it.
>>6668239
Hmmm... more yes than no's. Still, I am sorry. I must refrain from doing such.
>>6668205
So it's the zealot, predictable as always. Two can play at that game, huh?
>>6668272
Unless you're sticking around, anyhow. Your call, really.
>>6668273
Well, if they don't like it, they don't have to pay attention, yeah?
>>6668272
I prefer if you had it since it's gathering dust.
KEN SWAPPED FOR STOCKING
Since Ash didn't specify for who she gave her spot away, I took the liberty to enter your favorite human being in it.
Rinoa gets a warm welcome.
Who wouldn't honestly.
I'm usually a White Peak guy, but I gotta give it to Megatron here.
THE RIGS ARE AT IT AGAIN
>>6668314
Hey!
Nothing you can say
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
Gonna take what's mine
Take what's mine
Nothing you can say
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
Gonna take what's mine
You're gonna burn in my light
They tried so hard to follow
But no one can
Inside you're all so hollow
You understand?
Nothing you can say
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
I'm gonna take what's mine
While you're burning inside my light
I give and you take and I waited for you
But I made a mistake
It's clear that your fear is so near
Because I see the look on your face
You tried to hold me under
I held my breath
Alone and now you wonder
What I possess
Nothing you can say
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
You're gonna burn in my light
Nothing you can say
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
I'm gonna take what's mine
While you're burning inside my light
They tried so hard to follow
But no one can
Inside you're all so hollow
You understand?
Nothing you can say
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
I'm gonna take what's mine
While you're burning inside my light
>>6668322
IDIOT!
...And Ash is a guy.
>>6668322
Sorry, dearie, however it is better to eliminate you now than later.
>>6668322
Woah, maybe a softer welcome next time?
>>6668296
Snarky. However, I'd expect someone with a genius such as yours to be more creative. Your intelligence must only lie in the machina.
>>6668322
Beautiful. It's almost like a knockoff summoner's dress.
>>6668322
WOW NOT COOL STEALING MY JACKET LIKE THAT MY FELLOW REBBITOR XD, BE MORE COURTEOUS TOWARDS /HG/'S MOST REVERED AND EPIKKKKKKK MEME NEXT TIME OKAY XDDDDDDDD
>>6668343
>>6668354
No.
>>6668273
I am a bit dsappointed. Usually you old timers have many fantastic stories.
>>6668351
And in the arcane. You shouldn't judge so quickly, really, I'm just not that good with people.
>>6668296
Unfortunately I don't have time to chat today, no. I will let you know when I have some free time if there was something you wanted to talk about.
>>6668314
If you insist then I'll have to accept it. Thank you.
Don't even include me in this shitfest. Just came to say hi.
>>6668391
>>6668322
Unlike Seth, I don't have to cheat to win.
>>6668322
I wish you were referring to me, but I know you aren't. I suppose it's alright. Either way, good luck to everyone here.
>>6668395
Good evening.
>>6668322
SaniTY is suddenly my new favorite faction.
Oh hey we got an arena event right after this slide actually.
>>6668399
Remind everyone who helped you win the championship again.
>>6668365
nigger, bow before the memestar or you won't get any (You)'s
>>6668419
u just gave him one, mang
>>6668413
That's, uh... Yep, I feel my lunch coming back.
>>6668408
Oh hey people don't tell me to fuck off straight away. I am staying here now!
>>6668413
>Deep breath
DARK SANTA CLAUS KIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
>>6668397
Pig men. This is going into the holotapes
>>6668395
Bye.
>>6668392
>He gives a smile.
Apparently so. You have already been judged to be a pest in the eyes of Yevon, I merely interpret it.
>He pauses.
Of course, I am only human. Bias is natural.
>>6668413
Are those the ones you plan on rigging the match for?
>>6668296
Yes, yes... that is very true in fact. But, as a wise man once said: "It is better to keep silence, in a lion's den"
But as it would seems... I must not stay here for long, since I have nothing interesting to say. Such is life and time, all that other nonsense.
>>6668391
Do not fret, i'll tell you 'my' stories in due time. It would seem today is just not that day. For, I must respect the people's ears. As it would seem my fine fellow from the far future, I must go now. Hopefully when I come back, one of 'my' stories will fascinate you.
>As quick as he came the old man vanished with a quick snap of his fingers.
>>6668413
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH WACKY AND CREEPY SPIDER WALK MY /B/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, BRETTY EPIKKKKKKKKKKKKK (THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE I AM LE STAR MEME (HOSHI))
>>6668429
Why would I do that? I barely even know who you are. It's ungentlemanly to do that sort of thing.
Enjoy your stay. Maybe have some tea while doing so, I know I am.
>>6668395
Hey, Flandre. Not hiding for once?
>>6668394
Eh, don't worry about it. Nice seeing you, though, have a good one.
...I'll get Marisa off your back sooner or later.
>>6668442
Hohoho, I am, huh? Well, tell him to bring it whenever he feels like.
>>6668448
Huh. Weird...later, then.
>>6668448
Goodbye Mysterius Stranger
>>6668431
>>6668413
SU-SUCH INCREDIBLE POWER, WH-WHO WERE TO FORESAW A HUMAN CAPABLE OF INDUCING S-SO MUCH DAMA......
>>6668419
I ain't bowing down to you.
This Thread need Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_aTCXLIVbc
>>6668459
It's funny how I am actually having tea right now. Peppermint, three spoons of sugar. I like my shit sweet.
>>6668464
Not hiding? I am first time posting in these threads. Just saw a person who may or may not be from another community that I know of, so I hopped in.
>>6668479
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=45C81eidtek
>>6668464
>He gives a short laugh.
I'll just assume you weren't interested enough to remember what I've told you before. It puts you in an at least slightly brighter light.
>>6668468
How about I tell you and Your Friends
Fuck you guys for calling me, cancer
>>6668493
>Makes you a mother
>>6668479
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6CE3lLWXBeE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5wthcnF7k
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E5LhbLS4jWY
I'll be happy to supply some if needed.
>>6668493
You are? What a coincidence! Good taste, love. I personally add a teaspoon of honey to mine.
...And I prefer Earl Grey, too. It's a matter of opinion, but I honestly think that Earl Grey is the best tea.
>>6668413
There's a lot of deaths I think.
You probably died to be honest.
>>6668442
Or maybe the ones I'm rigging against ? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW !
>>6668408
I could have graced you of this opportunity, but we both know that RigginsMania isn't RigginsMania without its dear host competing in the arena.
>>6668476
Right~? Nobody expected DARK SANTA CLAUS to bring death from avobe! You may rest now giant golem, I have a tournament to win in the name of Christmas!
>>6668530
Death by hubris, I suppose...ahuhuhu~...
>>6668530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ber8rTX8f2A
>>6668479
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xELDqIyrtNA
>>6668510
>But I am cancer. I think you are doing fine.
>>6668530
And now, to spend this money in comical amounts of fried chicken!
>>6668530
WHAT'S THAT FAT GUY DOI-
>tfw losing hours of progress because you forgot to save
games with autosave ruined me
>>6668493
>I just have Rika know more or less the prominent figures in Gensokyo. We used to have/sorta still do have a Flandre that used her as living inside a hole somewhere. Dumb in-character stuff, sorry.
>Welcome, though.
>>6668562
>I'm glad I still save compulsively.
>>6668504
There's a difference between remembering and caring, you know. I just don't feel like doing the latter.
>>6668530
>As Rin climbs the ladder she forgot to use her magic in order to prevent herself from falling off the ladder.
Hey! I'm not just going to let you win like this.
It's somewhat unacceptable to headbutt a girl just like this, you're a soldier, you shouldn't be hitting and assaulting those of the wealthy and the fame!
>She loses her balance and shrieks out as she falls.
J-Just you wait, I'll ensure that you're going to regret this...
...I-I could've actually gotten hurt out of this!
>>6668530
I suppose it is, even if some people would call it biased. You win this round. I'd wonder if this is the first time you've done this, but it probably isn't.
...Good luck in the next game, I suppose.
>>6668562
If you don't learn from mistakes, there's no point in making them. You can regain the progress in no time!
I am going to fuck you
Hard
>>6668530
Boy Taker's gotta be happy about this.
>>6668530
GAH!
>He plummets to the ground. His staff hits afterwards with a clatter.
>Nobody finds out the rigmaster and lives.
>>6668581
I'm completely aware. You only limit yourself with this disinterest. Even I am obligated to have a basic understanding of machina at my position.
If Adrian wins, Trips
If Waspinator Wins, Dubs
>>6668608
14 survivors. Only one can walk out of the arena with the belt.
>>6668608
>34 people died
holy shit
>>6668612
'Obligated'. Hehe. I know plenty of things about religion, I just couldn't care less about those from other lands.
Sure sucks I'm the only person that acknowledged your being here, huh?
>>6668614
NO CHANCE
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT
>>6668606
Depends. Will it help my thirst?
>>6668625
F E A S T I M E
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR ASS KICK
>>6668606
Don't do it to me, do it to Alice. Lord only knows you'd have a girl than Britain.
Not THAT Alice, you twat, the other one.
>>6668606
>Bends over.
Fuck me graciously, you dirty little boy toy.
>>6668651
WHITE PEAK ?
COULD IT BE ?!
>>6668625
But I'm not an hallucination, Santa Claus is real, real!
>>6668651
NO! You must wait until the twenty fourth of this month to receive your presents! No! D-Don't touch the bag, I'm gonna hit you if-
>WHAM
>>6668660
>hacks the robot and programs you to get out
>>6668638
I never asked for acknowledgement. I merely wished to try my hand in the arena and leave as quickly as I came. You insisting on shoving your filthy nose when even the slightest thing, whether you agree or not, reaches your ears is intriguing.
>>6668686
Oh, well, pardon me, I thought your little prayer thing was your way of saying hi, I'll just fuck off, then.
>Tfw you were too busy hastily making a new card to enter the games
(Feels bad)
How's it going?
>>6668679
Well this escalated quickly.
we all have a burning centaur to shame in our lives
>>6668684
>fucking dodges it.
No need to reject your sweet fathers embrace, big boy.
>>6668679
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Waspinator, wanted to win, Waspinator blame that Fleshly Pig Doctor
>>6668692
Wishing those around me luck, as much as you'd like to believe, is not a greeting. Farewell.
>>6668699
These are your final six.
Send them words of encouragement.
>>6668698
It's going good, I suppose. I finally got some more rum from the shops, so that's significant. How's things been?
>>6668702
If by "burning centaur" means "your little brother", then yes, we all have a burning centaur to shame in our lives.
>>6668729
It's alright... I guess. Just a little lonely.
>>6668726
O-or don't too.
Hey, there's a second arena event next slide.
That's pretty good.
>>6668743
I didn't know I happened to have a clone. What a welcome revelation!
Luckily for you, periods of time like these are somewhat short. In two weeks' time, you won't be lonely.
>>6668705
My Papa is Russian Empire, however I don't know who my mother is.
>>6668729
my genitals are going to send death threats to the soup economy
>>6668760
Christmas time is active?
Huh, you'd think people would go visit their families.
>>6668772
How intriguing. We had an economy based off of soup? I might just notify Tim about it so he can make a bit of profit from it.
...Your genitals can send death threats? How?
>>6668787
Of course. Some people might not have family or can't talk to them, so they come here for people they can talk to. Or to chat with friends here, too.
It IS the season, after all.
I swear this final exams are sucking my soul
Goodnight everybody
>>6668762
Then I'll let you experience a sweet mother's embrace with my milk.
>Exposes crotch.
>>6668799
i can’t have them destroyed
>>6668759
FINAL THREE
THREE NIGGAS
WHO WILL IT BE ?
>>6668799
You guys have some sort of Christmas party?
Or secret Santa?
>>6668808
Later...
>>6668808
Good afternoon, love.
...Dragons have exams? I certainly wouldn't have thought you were still in school, but you learn something new everyday.
>>6668822
Of course you can't have them destroyed, you need them to reproduce. This is a matter of death threats and soup, not your genitals.
>>6668834
the great egg has gifted me a known gay
>>6668808
Hi, miss dragon.
u missed da >>6666666 post.
>>6668830
Waspinator izzzzzzz giving Megatron, a New Roode
>>6668830
I'm afraid I wouldn't have a clue, lad. I haven't been here for that. If there is, I wouldn't know what to give anyone since I barely know anyone here.
...Would we need to organise one, anyway? I would assume that a bit of people would leave to check on their families.
>>6668851
An egg gifted you a homosexual? What kind of egg can do that? You're not making any sense, but I might be able to piece this all together.
>>6668808
Just get them done and do them good and it will be over.
>>6668827
EVERYTHING ENDS NEXT SLIDE
...MAYBE
MAYBE NOT...
>>6668830
Hello there
>>6668834
>No, IRL I have exams
Good afternoon, darling
>>6668854
I saw that, curse you Satan!
>>6668868
desperate enemy man
>>6668869
Ok...
>>6668866
Alriiiiight?
>>6668868
Same. My school tried it, and I got a paddle ball.
Turns out it was Sheldon who gave it to me.
>>6668877
Oh. I thought when you said goodnight you meant you were leaving. My bad.
>>6668877
i was going to get it but a fakin fag post a bait game
>>6668873
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVEEEEEEERRRRRRR
BACK TO MY WARM HOME
>walks the beat
>>6668919
beat my meat
WTB Paras/Parasect with it's hidden ability
>>6668877
>England's having a bit of fun, don't worry. I understand.
Ah, I can't remember the last time I was ever referred to as that. Times certainly change, don't they?
>>6668882
"Desperate enemy"...? Are you saying that... Are you saying that the egg is an enemy?! Tell me everything you know! I'll blast them to Hell!
>>6668906
You got a paddle ball? I have never heard of such a weird gift in my history of being here.
This "Sheldon" fellow must be quite stingy to gift someone a paddle ball. Blimey!
>>6668917
Congratulations to him, and thank you dearly for hosting, lad.
>>6668917
Here's your fucking winner ladies and gentlemen.
Be sure to send him lots of girls (male) on girls pics to his personal e-mail to congratulate him.
>>6668904
So what have you done now?
>>6668919
Hey there
>>6668944
guess who’s about to softly comfort my weaponized birds
>>6668906
Don't worry human, I don't wanted to confuse you
By the way, I'm the Empress Sorona, its nice to meet you, what is your name?
>>6668913
I know how it feels
>>6668944
Exactly, times always changes darling.
>>6668919
What are you doing?
>>6668944
He's okay. He said he wasn't sure what do get me because he was anticipating getting Jenny as his pick.
Oh, and Jenny is my robot friend, Sheldon has a crush on her.
>>6668978
It's uh... Brad.
Never seen such a laid back dragon. In movies they always were ferocious beasts.
>>6668970
GILBERT! I BLOODY KNEW IT WAS HIM! WHERE IS HE? WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN IS HE?
>>6668978
I suppose it's bad. The times changing, I mean. They say time flies when you're having fun, but I'm not having fun...
>>6668933
Unless we are talking about butchery, no. That or if you really want me to kick you in the balls.
>>6668957
Hello.
>>6668997
Patrolling.
>>6668954
What an ovation from the HG Universe to congratulate our new crowned champion.
The "You Deserve It" chants are off the charts.
See you tomorrow for another rigged game on the hunger games channel.
>>6668957
>Studying for my finals IRL
>>6669002
stop scaring my toaster and their fucked up nipples
>>6668919
Hello, wolf-lady. Someone looks bored~.
>>6668954
Congratulations, dearie.
>>6669009
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~.
>>6668997
I suppose he is, but... A paddle ball? Of all the things he could have gifted someone, he gave them a paddleball? Disgraceful. Shameful.
...I never thought I would hear someone say that sentence and mean it. Describe this "Jenny" person to me, please.
>>6669027
YOUR TOASTER DOESN'T HAVE A SAY IN THE MATTER! GILBERT HAS WEAPONISED BIRDS, AND YOUR GENITALS ARE GOING TO SEND DEATH THREATS TO THE SOUP ECONOMY! THIS IS SERIOUS, I SAY!
>>6669030
>Pulls wings
>>6668954
Thanks for hosting.
>>6669045
can i give up on the golden angel of jesus?
>>6669053
Crap, the image
>>6669030
>she whispers
Dont be so blunt about it, not everyone needs to know!
>>6669053
But times seems to go even faster when you don't pay attention. It's saddening, really. Maybe that's why time seems to be so slow for me nowadays...
>>6669055
NO, DAMN YOU! JESUS WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GIVE UP NOW--
...Let's calm down and think of a plan. How are we going to get Gilbert's birds to normal?
>>6669008
What are you doing here? Your looks remind me of that movie Scarface.
>>6669010
>Good luck. Just try your best and it will all be fine, and don't forget to pray to what every God you believe in
>>6669076
why don’t you shame a child?
>>6669008
Fooooor....?
>>6669045
Jenny is a fighting robot girl.
>>6669053
Of course you won't seem to act like that.
>>6669049
Ow, ow, cut it out!
>>6669070
Why not, why not? Rubbing that sorta thing in is half the fun~. Kehehe, and I don't know a person who couldn't tell, anyways, I don't.
Christ, you people are boring.
>>6669087
I've been disappointed in Sealand ever since he wanted to be a nation, and I shamed America before that when he became independent.
It's not a matter of "Why", it's a matter of "Why not".
>>6669098
What a description! I can almost see her in my mind, looking as blank as she was described! Come on, give me more details than that.
>>6669105
>neckbeards pretending to be 2D whores for the (You)'s
the fuck do you expect retard?
>>6669105
I know right, im super bored.
>>6669105
Sorry anon.
>>6669126
Well, she's got blue pigtails.
Why do you even care anyways?
>A traveler walks into the thread.
>>6669105
Blame discord.
>>6669076
For some people, time seems to go slower, for other, it goes faster.
the time is a mystery even on these days.
>>6669077
>Thank you, I will pray to God.
>>6669098
That's because I'm civilized, the morals and the ethics difference the beasts from the people
>>6669126
horse
>>6669129
>He's still at it
>>6669164
still at what my roleplaying friend?
>>6669149
Gonna need you to pay the toll again, ma'am. You know the drill.
>>6669149
Lost? This isn't the best place to bury someone you know.
>>6669101
>lifts skirt
Cant believe Ash is male he looks like a qt to be honest
>>6669149
Kehe-KEH!
>She little vampire seems to gag a little as she flits to a distance most would consider uncomfortable..
What's wrong with you, what's wrong?
>>6669206
>She turns in to a bat.
>>6669149
Hello?
>>6669159
Why do you talk while others don't though?
>>6669146
A good enough start. We can do better, but that's good.
Tell me the last time you heard someone say "Oh, my friend has a crush on someone. Said person is a robot."
>>6669149
...
Those clothes... I swear I've seen something similar to them before. Do you happen to be a witch, poppet? Someone from the Victorian era at the very least?
>>6669159
I know. It almost seems like yesterday whenever I think about when I first saw him, and when I conquered the Seven Seas... Why does time have to be so cruel?
>>6669160
"Horse"? What about them? What do you mean by this? Is this supposed to symbolise something?
>>6669212
It's basic psychology. Design someone to look like a female and everyone will usually want to talk to them. Bonus points if they're rude.
>>6669149
Evening! How has your day been going?
... ... H-Hello.
>>6669218
>pets the bat
>>6669224
we are all mozzarella
>>6669212
You know what they say. Life's full of surprises!
>>6669224
I heard that...
>dabs
I want to pegg DDD.
>>6669258
OOO WEEE
>>6669224
Since my friend IS a robot, I'd say fairly recently.
>>6669245
>>6669258
Hi?
>>6669259
>>6669220
I'm not the only dragon who talk, there are others.
>>6669149
Hello, stranger traveler.
>>6669224
I want the same answer, darling.
>>6669245
>>6669258
Hello
>>6669245
Good evening.
>>6669250
We are all mozzarella? Please, the frog is probably blue cheese. And everyone knows that blue cheese is the worst cheese.
>>6669257
Heard what? What did you hear? I have no idea what you're referring to in the slightest.
>>6669269
Before that, you twit. When was the last time - before you met her - you said "My friend is a robot".
>>6669281
It's not fun. So many things could be answered if we just knew the answer to that one question.
>>6669258
You got a cold or something? I don't think I heard yu sneeze
>>6669281
Alright... Good to know.
>>6669295
I guess never?
Why does that matter?
>>6669295
unacceptable idea: resist unexpected big time
>>6669098
I'm an captain of the law, what you think i'm patrolling for?
>>6669101
The people that DO know will start using it against me. Shoulden't you be drinking coffee or are you the chain smoking type?
>>6669077
Doing my job. If that was a pick up line, you're not very good at it.
>>6669105
Blame the job.
>>6669245
Hey.
>>6669245
Hello, lady~. What's wrong, what's wrong?
>>6669258
>Bites.
>>6669247
>Agitated bat noises.
>>6669316
Huuuuuuuuh? Kehehe, don't be silly, what sorta vampire does that~?
>>6669295
Talking as if I dress the way I do because I want attention....the nerve. What kind of gentleman are you?
>>6669316
I don't think I was using a pick up line. Who are you anyway?
>>6669316
Ooh! Let me guess!
Alien invaders! Nonono wait, Zombies!
No! Alien Zombies from the Future!
Hey man. I'm sure that the new year to the right now, I have been in a while, and the rest. The first to review this booking confirmation for the next day or so, I am a beautiful person. The other side, but the best. the only one that is a great day and night, and then the other hand is the best way. I am not sure if I can see that the company is a good idea, but I don't have to be the same time. I'm sure it is a great deal of time to get a chance, please contact us. We are going through the years to get a chance, please notify the original. Thank you to the right to be able the same time as the first time I have to do. I will not only is this the same time as the first time I have to be able the best of all, I am going to be able the first to know that I can do that. But the best. I will not only is this the one I sent you the most of us. We are going to be the best.
>>6669348
Alien zombies? Where?
>>6669247
>pets the bat with a finger
>>6669295
I know darling, I know...
>>6669308
I don't know why still exist dragons who can't talk
>>6669281
>freaks out at the sight of the dragon, manages to sprint off into the night to no ail.
>>6669269
>Awkwardly looks towards the floor, breaking eye-contact.
...Hi.
>>6669316
......
...Hi...
>>6669328
>The stranger fidgets around uncomfortably, while raises an eyebrow.
...Nothing is wrong.
>>6669258
Shut the fuck up Riley
>>6669308
It's unnatural, hence why I want to know more about it. It's not rocket science, why I want to know more about this.
>>6669313
Of course it's unacceptable, a gentleman always expects the unexpected! You keep pushing forward with your head held high!
>>6669336
I didn't believe I referred to you by name, but I suppose I can't sway you from thinking otherwise.
I'm a former pirate who colonised half the world and had it all taken away from me. I'm a British gentleman, that's what. And to think you wouldn't have a problem if it was you making these comments.
>>6669366
It isn't fun in the slightest. I hate it so much.
>>6669364
ALIEN ZOMBIES?!?!
>>6669366
Maybe they're just old-fashioned?
>>6669517
How are yoouuuuuuu?
>>6669186
Again? Luckily I was able to find myself upon a wad of cash today. Just a moment.
>The traveler reaches into their coat pocket and begins counting some bills.
What is the price of the toll again?
>>6669187
You seem to be mistaken. A traveler is never lost, a traveler only follows the road laid out ahead of them.
>The traveler looks over their own shoulder to glance at the coffin on their back.
And this... is for me. The only corpse that will find its way into this coffin is my own, but hopefully that is not what fate has is store for me.
>>6669218
>The traveler halts and then takes a step away from the girl.
...You should really watch where you are going.
>>6669220
Greetings.
I don't suppose you have seen a witch or anything of the like recently? One that looks grotesque, inhuman...
>The traveler coughs into their gloved hand.
Something along those lines.
>>6669224
>The traveler pauses for a moment.
A witch, you say? I have been called a boy, a mortician, death-god and vampire many times before, but never that.
Though I am used to many names, I would appreciate if you did not refer to me by that one.
>>6669235
I am as fine as the weather, just as any traveler should be. It is a peaceful night tonight.
>>6669281
>The traveler stops to look up at the beast which called out to them.
A dragon...? Here I thought those were only folktales.
>>6669517
Are you nervous? Want me to help you out?
>>6669537
That's what you said earlier right? Where the hell are they?
>>6669532
Here, just let me draw her for you.
>Doodles a incredibly shitty drawing of her on the ground
I'm quite glad Discord is containing the cancer tb.h.
>>6669532
date a girl who rejects soup
>>6669517
Wait!!
Where are you going, you don't like buttermilk cookies?
Meh, she's gone, I guess she's allergic to buttermilk.
>>6669532
Me too, but I certainly know it would be dangerous to control the time and space.
>>6669537
I think the same
>>6669547
No, my specie doesn't belong to the fairy tales.
>>6669532
I believe that faceless was talking about me, then you butted in saying I was "designed" this way. Do I look like Kaito to you? You expect me to care about your little sob story?
>>6669547
No.... Why?
>>6669552
I don't know!
>>6669587
Who really know?
>>6669348
>>6669364
Calm down there's no zombies or whatever else he said around. Im patrolling for any lawbreakers, that's it.
>>6669328
Everyone I know. Keeps the bloodlust away. Girl don't tell me you have been drinking blood.
>>6669346
Captain Angua von Überwald and you?
>>6669517
Shy type? What's on your mind?
>>6669579
Who in thier right mind would reject soup?
>>6669547
Too peaceful. So boring when there is no one here
>>6669602
No zombies eh? Do you count skeletons? We have plenty of those around.
>>6669547
Oh if you stick around here, you'll be in there in no time. Though there might not be anything left to put in there.
>>6669365
>Continued annoyed bat noises.
>>6669517
>She flies right up in to the woman's face.
Hmmm? You don't sound so sure~.
>>6669547
Ke-he-he...you're the one who should watch what they do, you should.
>She steps right back up.
>>6669602
Kehehe, it's he only thing I need to survive, so why not, why not?
>The vampire grins toothily.
>>6669585
le Kamina bogeyman XD
>>6669602
Oh thank god.
>>6669595
Yeah, who knows really?
>>6669556
You can't contain me!
>>6669556
I'm glad it contains me too
>>6669602
boys who smell like the marxist fireman antichrist
>>6669547
A witch, I said. The attire simply reminds me of the ones they describe in folklore, you see. Large glasses, black clothes...
>The gentleman sighs, crossing his arms and cursing his cynicism.
I suppose I apologise for my actions, miss. It was a question I simply had to ask, that's all.
>>6669579
The soup economy did nothing wrong to deserve such hateful comments. And you say that like I can attract one in the first place, lad.
>>6669587
It would be. Time control is simply... Simply unnerving, I suppose. It's strange, unnatural, all of those synonyms.
>>6669553
>The gentleman looks at it for a minute. Two minutes. He then gives a thumb-up, looking impressed.
Amazing drawing skills, lad. I can tell you put a lot of effort into this. She seems to be a nice person.
>>6669590
Ah, yes, he was talking about you. I remember it now. Although I didn't call you by name, I suppose you could have interpreted it that way.
Yes. And I don't expect you to care, but you asked me what kind of gentleman I was. I gave you an answer.
>>6669295
>The stranger awkwardly breaks eye-contact, staggering anxiously back and forth.
Evening.
>>6669537
I-I-I'm fine, most importantly... greetings.
>>6669552
I-I-I'm not nervous, I-I don't need your help.
>>6669602
>The stranger shows signs of defense.
Nothing! Nothing is on my mind, I just... I'm just lost.
>>6669630
>The stranger falls victim to the girls flight, and collapses out of fear.
Wi...Wi...Witch!
>>6669692
>kamina
>>6669685
it’s okay to callout my husband generator
>>6669685
That was a rhetorical question you idiot. I guess Alfy didn't fall too far from the tree.
>>6669658
So......
>>6669685
Heh... Thanks?
>>6669727
Well, that's good.
>>6669727
Kehehe, don't be silly, don't be silly~.
>She smiles, showing off a pair of fangs.
I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!
>>6669685
I know, and there's people who wants to control the time, fortunately they always fail
>>6669663
>contains you
>>6669587
I see. This would not be the first time I have seen fairy tales come to life before my eyes. It is one of the many things I treasure as a traveler.
>>6669595
I happen to be looking for them. As for the reasoning, well, I would not want to trouble you any by explaining...
It is just very important to me.
>>6669609
I believe that it can never be too peaceful. Some of my cherished moments are those of pure tranquility. Company during those moments only makes it greater.
>The traveler stares off into space for a moment.
Now... Would you mind if I asked you something? It is quite important.
>>6669626
I have been here for quite some time, you know. This place is one I visit quite frequently on my journey.
No matter what road I take, I always end up here again.
>>6669630
>The traveler taps a gloved finger against the rim of their glasses.
Do not worry, I am quite good at watching.
>>6669685
I will accept your apology, but in exchange I would like to ask you something of great importance.
Have you seen any actual witches about? Or perhaps just a creature which makes use of black magic?
>>6669740
>>6669753
Is this from Xavier?
>>6669625
Nothing wrong with that.
>>6669630
>her tone becomes deadly serious
Because it's against the law.
>>6669639
Thank him later.
>>6669669
So pyromaniacs? Got it.
>>6669727
Right, I'l escort you home, where to?
>>6669783
Skeletons not in a flesh suit. Sorry, I should have been more precise.
>>6669777
So you are lost. Unless you purposely come here for some sick reason.
>>6669781
it is i iiya
>>6669763
So what?
>>6669777
Interesting
>>6669783
>The vampire stares at her for a moment, before starting to laugh loudly.
Why do I care, why do I care~? You're not from Gensokyo, your laws aren't mine, kehehe! And it's not like I take it by force, either, it's not. How silly, how silly.
>>6669777
You weren't good enough.
>She snickers, poking at the traveler.
>Kururururumi
>>6669727
...?
>The gentleman notices the mannerisms and tries to smoothen his eyebrows, fearing that that might be the reason why the stranger is unnerved.
Is something on your mind, lad?
>>6669753
I would if I swung that way. I mean... A husband generator? For what purpose?
>>6669759
He's part of my family for a reason.
Isn't it amazing how quickly the tables can be turned on someone, lad?
>>6669763
You're welcome. I may be stubborn, but I have to recognise quality where it's due. It's a solid nine out of ten.
>>6669770
Of course they always fail, trying to contain a concept would never work. What use is there for time travel, anyway?
>>6669777
You will accept my apology? I must be getting soft if it was accepted that easily. I will answer...
...So you're looking for a witch. A creature that uses black magic, at the very least. Let me ask you something, love; what would you do to them if I said I know someone that uses it?
>Eyebrows
>>6669845
time's up new day. now eating hay
>>6669852
"Now eating hay"... Was that what the comment about a horse was for? It's symbolism in its greatest form. I love it.
>Eyebrows
>>6669663
>rapes
>>6669845
I don't even know why someone would use the abomination of time travelling, that can even destroy the universe!!
>Sorona
>>6669878
Now you understand the language of ancient shitposters before us
Spread your ass and fly my eyebrow man, and spread word
>>6669887
>ramsay
>>6669663
>contains you on a box
>>6669904
Neither can I. From what I can understand, the concept - when put into motion - is impossible. It won't destroy anything if it'll destroy itself before then, yes?
>>6669907
I-I do? It all makes sense now... It all makes sense! It's an ancient language the troublemakers spoke, and I discerned it all like it was nothing!
Thank you, Anonymous. I'll use this new language to my advantage! It's like I'm becoming an empire all over again...!
>Eyebrows
>>6669946
Where are we getting to?
Do you sometimes shitpost yourself just to see if people bandwagon you?
>>6669845
I wouldn't know. I'm always one step ahead.
>Ash
>>6669971
No because shitposting is not my forte.
>>6669946
>She breaks the cuffs apart like they're not even there.
Hmpf. It's not my fault whatever kinsmen I have in your world don't know restraint!
>>6669962
Maybe, the time is so confusing
>>6669978
And yet you got so riled up over it. Personally, I believe your acting skills are being used in the worst department. Use it in a drama instead.
>>6669991
It is. I may not be the brightest of men, but I certainly know when something won't work.
>>6669998
Nothing is on your mind? Then why do you seem so panicky, lad? Please, just because my appearance is a bit ragged doesn't mean I will hurt you.
>Eyebrows
>>6670032
Even a brainless man knows when something isn't working
>>6669813
I always travel with purpose. I am looking for someone, or rather, something. A witch.
>>6669819
Yes, perhaps. You would really have to see it to truly grasp what I am saying.
>>6669835
>The traveler responds to this action with a glare, but doesn't make any attempts to fight back.
I would not advise touching things when you are not aware of where they have been. You may get sick.
>The traveler pauses.
Or worse.
>>6669845
The purpose of my journey is to find them, the one who placed a curse upon me when I was only a child.
>The traveler pauses for a moment.
I wish to ask them to remove my curse.
>The traveler
>>6669971
No, I'm not Aussa.
>>6670057
Wait, really?
>>6669998
>As the woman falls, the vampire grabs her dress to stop them from falling, before shaking the stranger lightly.
>>6670057
Kehehe, a vampire doesn't have to fear any of those things, you know~. At worst they might feel bad, but never fatal, never!
>>6670071
>What reason would I have to do that?
>Kurumi