HG thread.
Cage Games 4.
First 36. Will bump if needed.
>>6663685
Ichigo
>>6663685
Kaito
Amused lizard
Biglegs
>>6663685
Pom
>>6663685
Rinoa
>>6663685
Velvet Crowe
Muffet
>>6663685
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Phoenix
Eggman-kun
Alphys
On second thoughts is 36 too much?
My wife
Tyuule
>>6663666
Nice get
Kotori Iida
Ikaros
Guu
>>6663685
Elly
>>6663685
Gun Kid
Bill
Chibikko
Vic Viper
Don Patch
Puru Clone
Classy Raven
Theron Shan
Rena
Yuki Sanada
Lord Beerus
Sakura Futuba
Doggo
Palpatine
Poison
Horse Remover Hitler
Reigen Arataka
>>6663685
Snide
Alright I guess we'll keep it at 36 then. I need 3 more.
>>6663685
Dr. Pig
>>6663797
Trico
>>6663797
Blueberry sans
Yukiyama Sui
>>6663777
Show peenor
>>6663685
>Dr. Pig becomes Megatron
>>6663702
>kissu
>>6663818
>>6663777
Real talk : Is there an official statement on ''her'' gender and status?
>>6663838
In the US it's a chick, in Japan it's a tranny
>>6663838
I'm pretty sure the canon thing was she's a tranny but that got censored in western releases
>>6663806
Pork is haram
And here it is then and don't think about why Vic is last. I accidentally skipped him.
Fashionably Late Baki
>>6663848
Japan doing shit right as always
>>6663773
In the name of the senate of the galatic republic. You are under arrest.
>>6663865
I assume we can begin. Bloodbath!
>>6663889
something something treason
>>6663824
Huh? Oh, today again hmm? That's alright.
>>6663893
Ah, another standard start..
>>6663865
I accept this challenge.
>>6663889
jedi is betray senate die now ok deal
>palpatine
>>6663865
Let us begin, shall we?
>>6663893
Day one.
>>6663893
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I CAN'T SEE SHIT
>>6663893
>The Kid bends down to a nearby flower, and begin nodding his head.
Alright, i'll give them justice.
>>6663933
Huh? Well good for them, now they'll be great friends I believe.
>>6663933
Shut your turbo-ginger mouth and grab some more 7.62 rounds.
>>6663933
Night one.
>>6663933
I'll find you, you fucking pig.
>>6663933
....
Understood.
>ywn be as tech savvy as Aikawa
>ywn be as popular and charismatic as Okarin
>ywn get dubs like Adachi
>ywn be infamous as Hoshi
>ywn be as good a shitposter as Izaya
>ywn have god like RP as Seth
>ywn host games as exciting as gumballs
>ywn make it
GGGRRRRAAAAUUUUGHHHH
>>6663984
Well, I think any person that deals in weapons is pretty shady.
>>6663984
Thank you, dearie. A lady does always need her beauty sleep, ahuhuhu~!
>>6663999
Are you sure? You got some pretty rad trips there.
Good job, lad.
>>6663933
Thanks, i'll be sure to give them the treatment they deserve... maybe a quick demonstration.
>>6663984
It doesn't matter to me, I have something you would never get in your lifetime.
>>6663984
Day two.
>>6663999
you should learn to be happy with yourself, man.
>>6663999
>implying being good at shitposting means anything beyond stroking your e-peen
>>6664017
Damn.. You're really strong.. Thanks though, uh, did you change your name?
>>6663992
Get me, Whore
>>6664017
Night two.
>>6664017
ANGERY
N
G
E
R
Y
>>6664037
Kaito pls
>>6664049
I assure you, dearie, many of those here would adore this opportunity, ahuhuhu~!
Toooo the WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TO THE WAAAALLL!!!
>>6664049
I killed a Lizard
>>6664049
Day three.
>>6664077
TILL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS
>>6664049
Well, that was fairly effective, if I ever become a ruthless killer remind me to do this again.
>>6664065
Sorry Bill, but it's kind of ironic, you being killed by a 'child of science'.
>>6664049
This really isn't my day.
>>6664089
Aww damn, guess this is Karma..
Oh.. That really blew me to pieces huh?
>>6663999
>Seth
>RP
What?
>>6664089
Criminy, I'd rather let her die and learn the lesson. She'll never get any better like this!
>>6664092
TILL ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL!!!!
>>6664114
You killed my best friend.
>>6664089
Night three.
If Dr. Pig wins, Trips
If Snide wins, Dubs
>>6664071
>>6664049
i only love my wi-fi, spiderfag
>>6664131
The Fuck
>>6664130
Day four.
>>6664130
>watches the spider harmlessly fly by
You should practice your karate a little more...dearie.
>>6664160
The Titans are getting kind of boring. Figured it's time for a change of pace.
>>6664129
>Several lines of dialog pop up in Kaito's head.
>"I'm sorry about that, but an eye for an eye makes the world blind."
>"Maybe he left you something cool in his will?"
>One is just a sequence of three dots indicating silence.
. . .
>>6664160
Intermission real quick please? I ant to see where my 2 tributes stand.
>>6664160
Looks like, Raven has join the Club
>>6664160
Night four.
>>6664183
Intermission? I'm not quite sure what you mean.
>>6664193
Current stats of who has HOW many kills, who is alive and who's dead, that stuff.
>>6664193
The Statuses.
>>6664188
R-R-Raven?
>>6664193
I am glad that Snide's Trap killed that Whore
>>6664188
For now. I just need to be sure she won't attempt any martial arts. She can't do any worth a damn.
>>6664286
Got a problem with that?
>>6664133
You also consented, dearie.
>>6664176
Spiders are not built for martial arts...ahuhuhu~...
>>6664193
And its time for the feast.
>>6664277
>>6664282
Oh that stuff. Just a minute. I'll post it when I am able to.
>>6664306
Thanks. Mine are dead now, but thanks.
>>6664306
We have a quick arena event coming up before the status.
>>6664286
She is tired of those Tiny Titans
>>6664300
Ah, I see
>>6664303
Really, What are they built on?
>>6664332
And the current status. We have a winner coming up in the next slide, place your bets.
>>6664300
RAAAAAAVEEEEEEEN!!! KOTOSHI MO YARANAI KA???
>>6664344
Biglegs rooting for muffet
>>6664344
If Murder wins, Dubs
If Don wins, Trips
>>6664332
Ah, our relationship was so fleeting...but, there may be only one winner. This breaks my heart, dearie. Trust me. Ahuhuhu~.
>>6664344
Muffet to win
>>6664344
Hold on a second! We have a real quick one coming up before then. My bad, I though two died in this one.
>>6664344
All three to FUCKING die
>>6664378
And it ends!
>>6664332
>>6664371
i swear to dog im gonna fakin stomp u, spiderfag
>>6664390
...I feel as though it is quite obvious who it is.
>>6664390
Congratulations Don Patch!
>>6664390
>Her Killer could be anyone
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>6664390
CANT CATCH THE PATCH
>>6664394
It was obviously Biglegs.
Never trust a man with legs that big.
>>6664397
Placements.
>>6664390
#violentlyraped, #finallydidit
>>6664365
>Stabs Anon
>>6664397
Congrats Don. Thanks for hosting.
>>6664390
Congratulations Don Patch!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>6664397
>>6664404
Congrats.
Thanks for da internet game, host
>>6664401
I didn't do nothin
>>6664404
Congratulations...winner.
>>6664397
Well, congratulations, dearie.
>I'm still gonna punch you in the jaw, though.
>>6664404
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~.
>>6664404
Congratulations, sir...and thank you.
>>6664421
Oh really?
Prove it, thunder thighs.
>>6664404
Thanks for Hosting
>>6664412
>>6664414
>>6664418
>>6664428
>>6664429
>>6664435
No problem folks. I'll have the wincard ready in a moment.
>>6664434
I was busy being dead after Dr. PIG and Guu killed me.
>>6664404
Damn the luck. Adequately done, player and host.
>>6664449
It could've been a ruse though.
After you supposedly "died", you took the time to kill the spooder, disposed of any evidence, and left without a trace.
CLASSIC MURDER SCENARIO.
And here you go Don Patch.
>>6664119
Are you unironically insinuating, for even one millisecond, that the great Seth Rollins isn't the absolute best at portraying his astonishing self ?
For your information, you ignorant rookie, anyone with a sample of a functioning brain KNOWS of my legendary mic work. You couldn't even recite two verses of one of my promo without stuttering like a down syndrome fatty, even if your life depended on it.
So you know what happens to no names like you who dare to imply that I'm anywhere remotely incompetent at my job, huh ? You know what happens ?
First 36
>>6664536
Adélie
>>6664536
Atago
>>6664536
Sakura Futuba
>>6664536
Lord Beerus
>>6664536
Wonder Cage
>>6664536
Snide
>>6664536
Daemon
>>6664536
Kaito
>>6664536
God Tier Performer
>>6664536
Hakuya Mitsumine
>>6664536
Bo Wyatt
>>6664536
Adrian Rollini
>>6664536
Elly
>>6664536
Akira Agarkar Yamada
>>6664536
The Miz
>>6664536
Lycanroc
>>6664536
Dr.Pig
>>6664536
GLORIOUS
>>6664535
What happens, Mr.Rollins?
>>6664536
Slime Tits
>>6664536
Worst Whore
>>6664611
>Gropes a bit
>>6664536
You Watanabe
>>6664536
AMY ROSÉ
>>6664536
Ash Crimson
>>6664536
Seth's Wife
>>6664536
Biggie Cheese
>>6664536
Bill Nye The Winner Guy
>>6664535
If the real Rollins acted like this guy, every episode of Raw would be 6 hours long.
Long winded =/= Good rp
>>6664636
FUCK
BIGGIE
CHEESE
>>6664629
>pours gasoline
>lights match
>throws match onto gasoline puddle
>>6664536
Trump
>>6664536
Baki Hanma Late Again
>>6664536
Rinoa
>>6664536
School shooter
>>6664536
Prince Hamlet
>>6664717
If this is an ava I will love you forever
>>6664593
Perfect timing as always, Mizazin ! I'm glad to announce you that I'm officially making you my new personal announcer.
You may introduce me as "The Ace that runs the Place". And please Mike, try to not add your horrible accent into the introduction.
>>6664609
Your ears are still too frail to hear about the excruciating punishment I reserve for the stupid idiots of this show. Just do what every normal beings do, praise and cheer for the real talent, talent like myself.
>>6664646
If RAW let me act like I wanted I'd make that horse shit watchable in the first place.
Check it!
>>6664709
She is in the game.
>>6664741
I'm sorry but I don't waste my time on a title-less nobody. When you have beaten that fat Canadian pig into submission, MAYBE I'll allow you toappear on my TV show. But we both know that Vince and that son-in-law of his have other plans for you.
Now, as always Seth, get the fuck out of my spotlight.
>>6664563
>>6664717
>>6664759
Give this guy my spot. I'm going to bed.
>>6664759
Cool. Let's go.
>>6664759
Let's go
>>6664634
Do you pronounce it Puru or Ple?
Give a soundtrack to listen while hosting
Which avafags do you miss?
>>6664821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhy64U8q8MY
>>6664821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdBjCkWXbls
I usually like to listen to this while doing various stuff.
>>6664821
K then.
https://youtu.be/Plq6KRITW_4
>>6664828
Vino
>>6664821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWgjg2ZQeY
>>6664728
I am by no means, an avatar, tread your words cordially and carefully. Eventually you hath my respect mannequin.
>Authors Note: [Screams Internally] - How am I going to jive my way out of this one, should I play him?
>>6664759
Be grateful lil pup, a man of my caliber being in your game already elevates it as the greatest game you ever hosted.
>>6664765
You've got amnesia, Miz ? Let me remind you that you're the one working for the McMahon son. As you see, as bad as RAW is, at least i'm employed in the flagship show, while you rot in the irrelevant B+ brand.
Oh and don't worry, you can keep your spotlight that shines once every blue moon. I've already got the brightest, the biggest, and the one that will never stop working.
>>6664815
Come again?
>>6664821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
>>6664828
>I miss Cappy...
>>6664853
>
>>6664863
OOC, I mean. How do you pronounce it, Elpeo Puru or Ple? For reasons.
>>6664759
GO!
>>6664838
Going to listen to this one
>>6664858
Cool story bro
>>6664858
Son. In. Law.
Maybe if you removed your own head from your ass, you'd be able to listen to something else than your stupid voice. And as much as I think any McMahon is annoying. I am stuck with Shame while you are stuck with that insufferable witch and that....What is his name again? The guy that backstabbed you twice by now?
Does it even better? It doesn't! Any show where The Miz appears is a guaranteed success! Have fun with your little freak show while I and these ragged collection of midcarders will make wrestling great again.
>>6664821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyfJlcrN09w
>>6664884
I AM KING
>>6664884
If you think that's a cool story, then just wait for the one I'm gonna write right now, using the blood of my opponents as my ink.
>>6664875
Depends on which version of double Zeta you are watching but Puru sounds cuter. And it's often pronounced that way.
>>6664884
Day 1
i hear that vp likes hg threads, but they dont want to go to trash
>>6665126
Just checking your opinion on the matter.
>>6664910
This video convinced me, downloadin the game now.
>>6665133
Spiders? In my bread? It's more likely than you think.
two number 9s
>>6665133
I was king of The Cats
Now I am working at Warehouse
>>6665182
And a number 9 large?
>>6665192
a number 6 with extra dip
>>6664884
O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side! The killing care and grief of heart....
>>6665133
Alas' the flip of this coin, airs the glory of judgement.
>>6665133
Night 1!
>>6664909
My head and my butt are at an adequate distance from each others, thank you for asking.
I almost forgot about the existence of that coward considering he hasn't shown a glimpse of his ugly face ever since he made the wrong decision to pick a fight with me.
But since we're talking about ratings' killers, I can only pray for SmackDown to not be canceled in 6 months after you and your clique of talentless hacks run your unfunny shticks and terrible wrestling skills to the absolute ground.
>>6664865
who's that
>>6665201
Trump wins again
>>6665192
>>6665182
>>6665197
>mfw I found out he was stalling for the Ballas.
>>6665171
God bless fast internet
>>6665205
>Just a friend, and someone who liked me for some reason. They're really nice and chill to talk to, even though they are a little awkward.
>>6665203
And I can only hope for whatever cruel trickster up in the heaven's to take that circus you and your bunch of clowns run around it down. Let's face it Seth. How many times did you have against that Canadian and his stupid friend yet? And how many times did you beat him so far?
And that's all folks! Tune in next time for another episode of Miz TV!
>>6665226
have fun with hotline miami 5
>>6665247
Thank
>>6665240
You lost a Race to me
Who is the nicest avafag in hg?
>>6665203
Do you plan to host tonight, Seth?
>>6665201
Doubt thou the night is sound, in the feckless winter. Pity of me to wield such stubborn royalties of hope.
>>6665274
Vert
>>6665274
Reigen
>>6665201
You would be surprised as to how much company I have down there with my fellow spiders.
>>6665240
>>6665258
>Snide vs Miz at WrestleMania 33
>>6665274
Alfred
>>6665274
Cappy
>>6665201
Day 2!
REPLY TO DA SLIDES!. da >>6666666 are almost here!
>>6665326
>Slime Tits is raped by Daemon
Now that's kekstremely funny.
>>6665326
Atago pls
>>6665274
>Fyxe
>is not here anymore but still is the nicest person i ever met here
>>6665362
this desu
also eggman-kun is nice too
>>6665274
Tricky
>>6665279
Depends, do you think the majority deserves that I put my body at risk of hypothermia just to please you mutts ?
Maybe after my hot bath. I'll think about it.
>>6665274
Nice people don't exist, it's about who's the least mean.
Next question.
>>6665326
I'd grace you more of my beautiful voice if your scripts weren't as bad WWE writers' ones.
This better be ice cream.
>>6665326
Night 2
STOP HAVING ORGIES U FAKIN FAGS!
>>6665372
>i miss fyxe a lot..
>is not even in discord anymore...
>>6665386
I think Daemon broke Slime Tits.
She's a much bigger sloot now.
>>6665386
Hakuya is so lonely.
>"The posting of loli or shota pornography is not permitted."
>fucking loudhousefags allowed to do it daily
When is anyone going to do something about these pedos?
>>6665326
Tread carefully, for thy party will fall hapless bearing glaring confidence. Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall. The irritable doth meekly in death's eyes... ... ... ... ... ...
>>6665405
They're not. Mods are faggots. We could raid them and post gore, though.
>>6665405
People get away with it in real life all the time. See Pizzagate.
imho we should just line them up and kill them all
>>6665405
Report them, u little bitch
>>6665274
Shorty
>>6665386
Oh God, Dr. Pig became a Robot!!!!!!
>>6665397
hey Pom what time is it
>>6665429
>
>>6665386
At this rate I'm gonna exceed the number of ring rats I slept with.
>>6665420
Hitler would have never let this happen.
>>6665420
>>6665420
1488 RACE WAR NOW. GASS THE KIKES.
>>6665386
Night 3.
>>6665461
>be me
>be German
>also be Jewish
>also be Italian
>also be Japanese
>also be English
Fuck me
>>6665274
Ultron
>>6665472
I did it
I saved The World
>>6665489
>also be Japanese
Tell us something in japanese then
>>6665420
the fuck even is pizzagate, i've heard the name tossed around but never what it was about
>>6665489
Japanese?
>>6665504
I don't know Japanese. My great grandfather on my mother's side was Japanese though.
>>6665512
Lurk /pol/ bucko.
>>6665489
FULL BLOOD GERMAN GENES. GET OUT YOU DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN. 1488 GET THE HELL OUT.
>>6665472
Ah, this human wine. C'est magnifique!
>>6665522
What a shame... i rlly wanted u to teach me japanese
Greetings. Oh, don't mind me, i'm just spectating.
>>6665527
>/pol/
so it's just another shitty conspiracy then, got it
WE AR APPROACHING SOMETHING AMZING MY FRIENDS
WE ARE COMING TOWARDS>>6666666
>>6665585
it's fucking 1000 posts away stfu
>>6665596
that's not that far
>>6665570
>Trump sues
where the fuck is everyone
>>6665565
I really wish it were just a conspiracy desu
>>6665610
i think they r lurking
>>6665564
Oi, where's your boss been? It's been months.
>>6665570
Trump, why would you sue
We went on a Date
>>6665610
Here in the form of an anon.
>>6665570
Da feast
>>6665610
I would come out but I haven't found a good time yet
>>6665629
Eh, he's probably off trying to destroy the Autobots. He's probably dead by now, I mean, why else would I be made Leader of the Decepticons until he returns?
>>6665570
>Rollini playing guitar.
>He'd never be that cool.
>>6665647
Bon appetite, dearie!
>>6665647
>Biglegs eats Trump
Well now we only have one presidential candidate who can save us.
>>6665651
Last I saw him he was bitching about incompetent underlings. Some blue guy came in not too long after looking for him.
>>6665651
Shut up, Starscream
>>6665667
#PeterSkewes2020
wHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HARD-UUUUU!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! HARD-U GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~
>HG plops out of the closet, thrusting his pelvis indiscriminately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY
>>6665671
Ah, that's usually like him.
>>6665681
Megatron? Is that you? You look...different.
>>6665697
Night 5
Final 4
>>6665728
We have enough with da pigfag, get out
>>6665756
I suppose it is an upgrade compared to that sewer from earlier. Ahuhuhu~.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rbyQDyqFthM
>>6665733
Oh, trust me, I know, Big Grey insisted I was his minion the entire damn time he was here. How does anyone deal with an attitude like that?
>>6665798
I know right? If you think he's bad when he insists you're his minion, imagine him as a leader. They made a big mistake by not picking me, in my opinion.
>>6665756
Day 6
last 3!
>>6665756
That's what the problem is. Say! Say! Say! This is no time for bitter smiles like that. That's why this is terrible. Why isn't the host a man? Why's it gotta be a bitch?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIr5Eamemv8
>>6665817
He kept trudging in screaming "GUIDE, WHERE ARE YOU? COME HERE," and all that crap.
And I thought he won the position by force?
>>6665856
Yeah, he's an absolute asshole.
Well, I was about to win but then he...got the best of me.
>>6665824
Day 9
Winner next slide!
>>6665836
BECAUSE IMA FAKIN FEMALE DOG
>>6665876
Pft.
...It was completely one-sided, wasn't it?
>>6665902
...Sort of.
>>6665885
And da winner is...
>>6665914
"Entirely". Big an asshole as he was, he did have the raw power.
>>6665938
Well...to be honest, yes. Sure, he's an absolute jerk and an asshole but he's strong.
>>6665933
MUFFET.
Congrats, spiderfag
>>6665954
I cooperated with him for fun for months, do you think I don't know? Funny seeing him get agitated, too, for that matter.
>>6665980
I suppose this is only fair after I was so rudely denied victory last time, ahuhuhu~.
>>6665980
Placements.
if u want me to host again just tell me to do it
>>6665983
Indeed it is. Sadly, he takes out all his anger at me. But still, it's funny to see him mad.
>>6666014
Thank you for hosting, dearie.
>>6666014
I'm up for another round.
>>6665933
>>6665980
My doggo would have hosted a better game.
Thanks for nothing.
>>6666012
Bien joué, araignée.
>>6666014
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6666015
Good thing he can't do that to things that're important and squishy, huh?
>>6665980
Congrats, spider, and thanks for the show.
Post the HG discord
>>6666057
I suppose so.