Anonymous has requested that I host a game for you all. At this time I will take 24 of you for a competition. I have pulled a code from a random source for the time being.
HG thread.
>>6646586
Ririchiyo
Eggman-kun
Lord Beerus
a big rubber dick
Alice
>>6646584
Mhm, I get your point, yet I do not perceive myself as such. I believe to be neither human nor animal, but something in between. Not that humans aren't glorified animals, either.
Cirno
anime
meme expert
Asui Tsuyu
>>6646586
Metal Cooler
Suffering
Prince Schneizel
Hoenn Starters
>>6646586
Renge Miyauichi
Lala
Wojak
>>6646586
Crashman.
Thanks Ikaros. Il put you down now.
>>6646586
Venom
The Player
Shidare Hotaru
>>6646618
Those are Sinnoh starters bruh
>>6646586
Velvet Crowe
Bazett Fraga Mcremitz
>>6646618
You umbehut
Blanc
>>6646586
Fujiwara no Mokou
Viktor Nikiforov
>>6646586
Aikawa
Difficulties were experienced. Requests?
>>6646586
Snow White
>>6646672
Im ready!
>>6646672
Change Hoenn Starters to Sinnoh Starters. Also fucking kill me.
>>6646672
Let's go.
>>6646680
Take it easy man. Go and make yourself a cup of coffee or something like that, watch something or play and when you feel more awake then come back, deal?
>>6646672
>That feel when you're on the same team as one of your friends
Feels good
>>6646672
Yeah, I'm ready to win now
>>6646672
My only request is that you start when you are ready, Ikaros-san!
If I stop vaping I fucking die.
>Commentary may be nonexistent since I'm not feeling up to speed yet. Hope you guys are cool with that.
>>6646699
Then we will begin now.
>>6646672
Nope.
Ready when you are.
>Blanc looks back down at her book.
>>6646691
I-I will. Thanks man. I only wanted to show everyone how adorable this little shit is.
>>6646704
uggh, that sounds disgusting
>>6646706
And I agree with you that they are. Now have a good one.
>>6646704
The first day has dawned. I wonder how all of you are doing at this point as well as my master.
>>6646704
As long as we have a game going its all fine. Its all up to you if you wanna do commentary.
>>6646716
Hah, not bad but no match!
>>6646692
I know right!
Good morning
>>6646716
just pull yourself up with this weird stick, I don't care if you fall or not
>>6646716
I am immune to such illnesses so I wonder why some of you are and the rest are not?
>>6646718
>I couldn't get any sleep because somehow in the middle of the night my back tooth chipped and made a raw spot in my mouth.
>It's absolute agony.
>>6646665
>>6646601
>stares at your stomach
Now that I see where the divide where snake and human meet, do you have any snake like mannerisms? Other than slithering around of course. What about... shedding?
>>6646591
You should be studying, no? I still find it strange you chase me around when there are a lot of other women in this place, clearly. Are you in love?
>>6646725
Ouch, that had to hurt. How about a nap a little later then when you've finished hosting?
>>6646720
Yeah this will be gre-
>>6646725
-ah damn it
>>6646725
Hey, this is kinda fun to watch
>>6646725
A handful has already left this competition. Pay respects if you desire.
>>6646730
Here's a (You) back, champ.
>>6646725
Fuel celle d-degrading..
>>6646735
If you fear for your life then the Egg may be something you may wish to avoid.
>>6646731
>If we need another game I can host again if needed. It's the least I can do.
>>6646742
>attempts to put an arm back in place only to watch it fall back in place
Oh.
>>6646750
You cheater!
You're right in front of me there's no way I could have missed
>>6646741
Right back at you, cunt.
>Brofists
>>6646750
Something is not right here..
>>6646778
I cant believe she blocked it.
>>6646778
I-I wasn't even aiming, that's why
>>6646778
Accuracy needs to be readjusted and playing with that substance is dangerous given your biological structure.
>>6646770
A-Are you trying to punch me?
>>6646727
Ahaha... gotta go!
>>6646804
No? Bumping fists against eachother is what mates do. There are better ways to hurt you.
>>6646800
You're supposed to say, "It's ice, not fire!"
>>6646800
My advice was followed but it was of no use. A blunt object is discarded.
>>6646805
I will see to it that it's the most painful decision you will ever have to make.
>>6646763
It's fine., il. be back.
>>6646800
This Rubber stick is dangerous.
>>6646819
Master told me of an egg that couldn't be pieced back together. Is this what he was speaking of?
>>6646836
It seems everyone is skillful at blocking arrows.
>>6646810
Oh, I get it! Friends punch each other
>Fucking decks him in the jaw
Get rp fought, kiddo.
>>6646853
Can an ice fairy regenerate?
>>6646855
>Fucking punches Izaya in the dick as the sudden pain from the jawpunch send him out cold
>>6646890
>>6646902
Mealtime has arrived.
>>6646896
>Ikaros walks over and kneels down next to the little fairy and rubs her head
>>6646902
Killing her? But we're a dude
>>6646909
I have scanned the equipment everyone carries and it is outdated and equals to that of a thin sheet of paper to that of my own. An upgrade may be favorable.
>>6646910
>Mistakes were made.
>>6646909
The Big Gete Star allowed me to cheat death! How could this be!?
>>6646921
The illness has returned.
>>6646921
You scratched my chest plate!
When I get my hands on you, you're fucking dead!
>>6646937
I decided it would have been favorable if I overlooked anything that would have been lack luster. Only two contestants remain.
>>6646937
Fuck
What is the most retarded anime you have ever watched?
>>6646951
Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>6646948
Im so close..
>>6646951
Keijo
>>6646948
A mistake was made.
>>6646962
...
>>6646962
>Ikaros claps for the winner but is void of all emotion while doing so
Congratulations.
>>6646951
koe de oshigoto
my faggot friend got me to watch it
>>6646968
>thanks for hosting
>>6646968
Congratulations snake lady!
And thanks for hosting
>>6646980
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6646968
>>6646980
I'm pissed I lost to some shitty illlness.
But it can't be helped. Thanks for having us.
>>6646980
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>6646980
...Thanks.
>>6646965
You will win someday.
>>6646975
>>6646977
>>6646991
>>6646993
>>6647001
>>6647002
I am glad I was able to fulfill the wish properly. Thank you for the praise, I am unworthy.
>At that time a butterfly lazily flutters by her face and so decides to give chase to the insect that has peaked her interest
>>6646721
Good morning!
>>6647023
kys
>>6646721
Morning man.
>>6647041
Ikr
That's an awfully long time to wait for someone to be decent and a non-shithead.
>>6647025
Kill yourself, kill yourself
Why don't you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else
End it all just kill yourself
>>6646993
>>6647041
>Not welcoming people into our wonderful games.
>>6647056
Blanc needs to be flatter
>>6647008
So long friend
>>6647056
>ramsay
>>6647058
Izzy, when was the last time you hosted? In any case, could you do so?
I fap to the buttholes of cute ladies
>not ramsay
WHO WANTS TO DRINK AND FIGHT AND MAYBE FUCK?
>>6647115
i do!!! please pick me!!1!!
>ramsay
>>6647127
fangz Ramsay 4 the follow!!11 fuk u prepz
Did I miss something that stirred up this ramsay meme?
>>6647002
You'll get it next time battle buddy
>>6647139
It's just Junko/Hoshi, don't mind them.
>>6647058
That needs a better caption
''I am ready to fucking die, lads!''
>>6647140
Yeah, yeah... I know.
>>6647127
>SHOVES MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOUR SHIT ENDS UP IN MY SHOE
>>6647002
hole in shirt-Chan!!!! can i make love to your asshole??
>ramsay
First 24
Is it acceptable to take events from a /Co/de theme similar to yours and add them to your own of you reword them?
>>6647153
And look at that, you're in the top row
>>6647158
Natalie-Chan is playing with my asshole........................i don't mind this....
>ramsay
>>6647165
Ikaros
>>6647165
Peashy
>>6647165
Crashman
>>6647165
Venom
>>6647165
Blanc
>>6647165
NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN
>>6647165
Metal Cooler
>>6647165
Bazett Fraga Mcremitz
>>6647165
A confident loli
>>6647165
Shidare Hotaru
>>6647159
....
>Unravels their bandaged arm, and grabs the person face, draining their life energy.
>>6647165
Daemon
>>6647171
But it ain't the winning spot, so it doesn't mean jack.
Need 14 more.
>>6647165
Akira Agarkar Yamada
>>6647205
You still beat a lot of people to the top
>>6647206
Albedo
>>6647206
Sailor Mercury
>>6647219
Sailor Moon CJ when
Since everyone is too busy shitposting, I'll do something quick for 5 min. Give me 11 more.
>>6647206
Venom White
>>6647165
Izaya Orihara
>>6647109
Last time I hosted was before my ISP fucked up royalty.
And they're still fucking up so I'm reduced to mobile posting.
>>6647151
Good meme broski!
>>6647165
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6647214
>Wraps the bandage around her left arm.
When you're someone like me, 'beating' a lot of people ain't too difficult.
>>6647206
Takeshita
>>6647231
Kosake Onodera
>>6647231
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6647231
Owls
>>6647235
How wide is this ISP problem and when did it start?
>>6647245
Well do you still enjoy it?
>>6647231
Yukine
>>6647191
>runs up to you with flyers in hand
Excuse my miss do you have a second?
>>6647231
Yukine's whore
>>6647245
>Ehhhhhh...
>>6647259
Yes, I do somewhat enjoy it. Especially here... where I have no restrictions.
>>6647260
ghost......
>>6647266
kill yourself my man
>>6647231
JOKER
>>6647271
Shut the fuck up Kamina
>>6647274
>Kamina
>>6647231
Sleeptight Pizza
>>6647268
Well then always take that as a small victory that you get to cut lose and end some people
>>6647231
Stocking Anarchy
>>6647231
Jack-O
>>6647281
comfy
>>6647231
Ramsay
>>6647256
Couple months ago and it's mainly just autism from them.
Some nigger was DDoS'in me and due to having a static ip I had to ring my ISP to have them change the ip. They told me they couldn't do it because "that's not the job of an ISP" so I turned my modem for abit to hope they'd just get bored or some shit then turned it back on in three weeks to find out its just straight up not working and when I rung them they told me "You hadn't connected in a month so we thought you had finished your internet services with us and decided to terminate your account"
Figured I'm moving soon so there is no real point in connecting to another ISP right now.
>>6647231
Momohime Jinkuro
>>6647281
Comet Ping Pong
>>6647231
Kokomine Cocona
>>6647231
May Greenfield
>>6647231
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>6647274
>>6647280
>Shut the fuck up
>>6647289
Hmm... i'll consider it.
>>6647231
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>6647312
I actually really appreciate you Kamina
>>6647313
That's all we ask buddy
Give me 4 more fillers.
Chrismas Artoria
>>6647231
Suzumiya Haruhi
>>6647335
Alexander the Great
>>6647335
Asakura Ryoko
>>6647354
>kissu
>>6647261
>Blanc doesn't look up from her book as she speaks.
What is it?
>>6647363
It's about a free breast enlargement surgery.
>>6647329
She is cute though
>>6647366
>>6647360
No swaps. Simulating now
>>6647370
You have 10 seconds to get out of my sight before I grind you into bone meal you piece of garbage!
>>6647397
>Ikaros spreads her wings
I am ready to participate.
>>6647379
:goose:
>>6647409
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!
>>6647397
Stimulating now.
>>6647436
I've seen girls with dicks bigger than that.
>>6647420
>Ikaros emerges from the flames dusting herself and is visibly unharmed
My transportation unit was defective.
>>6647446
We have defeated Venom White and saved the future!
Laugh at these fuckers hwile I'm taking a piss break
>>6647457
Next time you should order a taxi.
>>6647446
Owww!
>>6647446
That really spells a lot about your sexuality anon. For your information, I'm a grower not a shower. . . get your facts straight.
>>6647431
>Blanc smashes the anon with her hammer
>>6647471
I usually just fly to where I need to go. I have never sat in a vehicle before.
>>6647479
You pack a lot of heat, eh? I'd rather pack a lot of meat. But to each their down.
>>6647494
Wait. So you can fly while you eat a pizza or something? That's pretty fucking cool actually.
I want to takeshita on Takeshita.
>>6647507
>>6647507
I am capable of many tasks. If I need to hide my wings I can reduce their size to conceal them under my clothing.
>>6647519
When are they on sale at Walmart? I could really use a pair of wings sometimes.
Kamina can't drive for shit. F
>>6647522
Oh no! Our 2015 Kia Sorento!
>>6647522
On sale? I do not understand. My wings are the Variable type and I was the only of my kind to be equipped with the only set ever created.
>>6647542
How am I supposed to jack off under these conditions?
>>6647558
But angels do not exist. Nice cosplay set though. Where'd you get those wings? And quit the in-character talk.
>>6646820
W-what?
>>6647442
T-Thank you...
>>6647575
>>6647575
Yukine being a massive faggot. What else is new?
>>6647575
I am an angeloid type Alpha. I was designated as a pet class angeloid to serve my master.
>she feels the choker on her neck for something that is no longer there
>>6647596
Whoa! A pet angel? I didn't know they sold them these days!
....I really should get out more.
>>6647604
You bet I'm working on this damn engine, babe.
>>6647604
There are several angeloids available in the synapse. The only models you will find are the medic class and they are only exclusive in the Synapse.
>>6647623
>>6647587
Can I give you a kissu?
>>6647620
>>6647620
Hey, I don't blame you. I rather shit my pants than using a gas station restroom
>>6647604
We survived a run in with a Sailor!
>>6647623
>>6647627
How much do I need to pay to buy you? I always wanted to fly into the sky.
>>6647635
There's a certain burden only those in first place can feel. This time, it came in the shape of an annoying, flying blue turtle shell.
>>6647647
Killed the same way we killed Venom White
>>6647647
I have a master so I am unavailable. I can see if maybe someone can bring back a medic class angeloid for you to imprint and call your own.
>>6647648
Do you know how many controllers I crashed thanks to that?
Two. One time with an SNES and another time with a 64.
>>6647635
The more the merrier, gay? I'd rather let the long brown coil around inside me, while it can.
>>6647629
G-Go for it
>>6647661
Whoa whoa whoa. Imprint? I don't want an overly attached pet. I want a cat. They are selfish assholes and that's right up my alley.
Oh, and it must be cute aswell.
Also winner next slide. Will it be a cute anime girl, a slice of pizza or another cute anime girl?
>>6647678
Imprinting is the same as filling paperwork for an animal except quicker. It is proof that the angeloid belongs to you and you are it's master.
Aaaaand a cute anime girl wins!
>>6647692
Sweet, Hook me up with an angeloid whenever you can....She must be good at cooking and not disturb me while I'm watching a movie unless it's important.
>>6647675
Thank you!
>Kissu
Winscreen
>>6647695
>Cute anime girl
Uhh... Ugguuu and shit like that~
>>6647678
A slab of meat will fit right up your alley just fine, fruit fly. Thank for hosting.
>>6647699
Placements
You may now resume shitposting.
>>6647666
Remind me not to invite you to my gaming sessions, local host of Hunger Games.
>>6647699
Cutest gril
>>6647695
She will be at your command. Thank you for this tournament, I must be on my way for now.
>>6647699
Good job winning and thanks for hosting
>>6647712
But regardless, you did a good job hosting! Thank you very much!
>>6647715
Goodbye.
>>6647715
Bye.
>>6647725
Don't worry, my collection is wider than rage-inducing entertainment of choice!
HG plays Monopoly when
>>6647800
That sounds interesting.
>>6647800
Can we be the top hat?
>>6647800
Simulated property and financial dealings? Interesting enough to try out!!
So... how was everyone's day?
>>6647856
>kissu
>>6647856
sleepy
>>6647856
I have had better.
But, it is almost Friday.
Relaxation time.
>>6647856
Alright, got to talk with friends
>>6647856
So far...so good.... right where I wanted it to be. It's been a pretty gay day, sister.
>>6647856
I'm looking into wigs for rich people, there's a debt I must repay to a certain devilish little girl.
>Obligatory post for the day
>>6647913
>>6647913
>kissu
>>6647913
>kicks
>>6647913
Bye then...
>>6647869
Stop that!!
>>6647890
I'm sorry to hear that. You should take a power nap.
>>6647891
And don't forget that Christmas is around the corner.
>>6647892
That's good. Conversing with friends is a nice past time.
>>6647896
Gay?! How can you be having a gay day?!
>>6647902
A little girl? Does she happen to have blonde hair and wings?
>>6647800
We should play Mario Party instead.
>>6647950
Parseec
>calls Reimu
>>6647950
Gay means happy.
>>6647950
Okay!
>drags to bed and gets a red rope
>>6647959
No!
>>6647963
Do not do that!!!
>>6647950
Christmas? What is that?
I do not celebrate that.
Or...most holidays.
>>6647984
>continues calling Reimu
>>6647913
>Obligatory you to the obligatory post
>>6647950
Not quite. A small, red-eyed pale girl with hair twisted in two drills at each side of her head. My bulls were a bit over friendly and now I owe her a new hair piece.
>>6647990
>Obligatory shitpost to the obligatory you to the obligatory post
>>6647969
Gay also means when two people of the same sex likes one another.
>>6647982
Stooopppp! I am not a pillow!
>>6647985
Christmas is a time to relax.
>>6647986
I'll cry!
>>6647996
I don't know anyone that has drills on their hair. If I did then I would be able to give you a rough estimate of what time she comes here.
>>6648013
That's why I'm calling Reimu
>>6647986
....Trying to sleep here.
>>6648022
Reimu please get rid of that youkai, she's a threat to humanity
>>6648013
>ties up
Then what are you?
>>6648013
Works both ways, and I like it.
>>6648022
Dr. Pig Here
I am going to tell you
Go The Fuck to Sleep
>>6648013
Is that all it is?
Because then every weekend
Can be called Christmas.
>>6648025
>Let's out a rather long yawn.
As far as I can tell, she ain't Sariel... and, she ain't doing anything wrong so far. So, I can't do anything.
>>6648034
Working on it.
>>6648047
my shrine maiden can't be this lazy!
>>6648013
The issue in hand is that I'm going blind in my quest to find the right wig for that demon. What if she's displeased and tries to punch me? Her delicate arm would snap!
>>6647986
C-can I help you?
>>6648057
Who are you
>>6647986
>she lies on the floor, unconsciously.
>>6648034
Okay
>>6648066
reeeeiiimmuuuuuuuuuu
get rid of that youkai please i think she'll eat us when we lower our guards
>>6648034
>>6648060
I-I'm Ruka Urushibara. Wait... I might have picked it up by mistake. Apologies.
>>6648081
You're a shrine maiden?
>>6648078
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND ON /TRASH/
>>6648052
Ehhhhhh... just get the other me. Besides, trying to not have Elis find me again.
>She points at her forehead, which had a star it.
She can be really, really clingy...
>>6648089
>>6648085
I am. I work at Akiba shrine.
>>6648094
GAAAAAAH
>>6648073
>she opens slowly her eyes
I-i need to tell you something...
I'm... I'm hungry.
>>6648099
No doubt in my mind that there's something peculiar about you, I can't tell, but I can smell it on yah.
>>6648017
>Cries from the amount of shrine maids.
>>6648027
I am a dangerous Youkai.
>>6648030
Ehhh? So you don't mind it being both ways.
>>6648043
Well, it is also a time that people give gifts to one another. Even though no one ever gives me anything.
>>6648053
Well, that wouldn't do you any good. Maybe you should rethink your strategy. Instead of buying her a wig you should give her some kind of valuable jewelry. If she likes it then she can keep it but if she doesn't then she could pawn it for money then buy herself something she'll like.
>>6648116
And bound up.
>freely pokes tum
>>6648123
Ehhhhhh... yup, sure am. So, are we done here? Because I would like to get some shut-eye.
hey
>>6648137
go to sleep, silly shrine maiden
>>6648114
Um... I'm not sure what you are talking about.
>>6648116
>Ruka pats the youkai on her head
Silly Parsee.
>>6648123
Well I... I tried to banish a demon once from someone... I don't know if it worked but the person said they were feeling better.
>>6648116
I don't mind at all, quite frankly, I'm extraordinarily gay myself.
>>6648147
Could you beat up Parsee, she's a monster
>>6648123
>She stars eating quickly the toast and drinking the freshly juice, regaining her strength.
Thank you for helping a starving Shrine maiden, I'm fine now.
and I thought it was a good idea going here without eating anything for a breakfast, Clearly it wasn't it...
Now, what's the problem?
>>6648116
What a strange custom.
Giving gifts to each other?
That is unheard of.
>Zer0
>>6648159
Parsee is being Parsee
>>6648146
>Shrugging her shoulders, the purple haired shrine maiden lays on their back.
Oh, if you see Elis... tell her I don't find this star appealing at all.
>She closes her eyes, and breath in and out through her nose.
>>6648116
Unless I can borrow some shiny stones from Goldie's trasures, somthing so expensive is out of the question. But worry not! I already have a plan.
>Alexander the Great
>>6648178
Hey you! Wake up!
>>6648178
Ka-ha.
>>6648155
I'm afraid that I'm no good with physical violence. I-I hope thats okay with you mister...
(I gotta go for now.)
>Ruka
>>6648194
It's okay
>>6648213
thanks
>>6648223
FA-BU-LOUS!
>Jack-O