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HG THREAD
EVERYONE IS A FAGGOT EDITION
FIRST 24 POSTS WITH AN IMAGE AND NAME GET IN
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>>6641224
Yellow Heart
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Hikigaya Hachiman
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Yukine's side piece
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Christmas Artoria
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>>6641224
Avenger
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>>6641224
Jesse Ventura
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>>6641224
Sleepy Accel
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Peri

>>6641250

> ;_;
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>>6641224
Velvet Crowe
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Byakuya Togami
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Belka Ball
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>>6641224
Pom
>>6641241
Because i am "dog" (god).
only dog (god) can b da only one dat talks
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>>6641224
Metal Cooler
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Riku
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>>6641224
Kaito
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RAMSALT THE MOLESTUR
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Eggman-kun
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Tiny snek
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>>6641277
>You can hear something approching VERY FAST.
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>>6641224
Venom
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Shorty
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>>6641285
>Not the first post from this IP
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Jack-O
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>>6641224
SCALE TIPPER
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Tyuule
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>>6641300
>takes cover under a nearby table
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>>6641224
Mirai
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Rika
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>>6641224
Baron Blade
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Yujiro Hanma
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Araragi
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>>6641224
Makoto Nanaya
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>>6641224
Jill Stingray
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>>6641306
My other entry is right here:
>>6641271
Now where them hot anime tiddies at?!!?!?!

>ramsay
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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Mizore Shirayuki

Probably fake. Probably not.
>>6641206
>I know that. I just don't have a PS4 yet.
>>6641271
Don't get me wrong. You're totally cool in my book.
>>6641287
You'd be surprised what ghosts can do. Besides, it's not like you didn't have any kids to continue it. Or am I wrong?
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Late Oku
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>>6641312
Worst whore
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>>6641224
Snippy Gardener
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May Greenfield
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>baka
OP will not delivar
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>>6641314
>It was DARK SANTA CLAUS flying out of nowhere!
>Lands next to you
At last you arrive, Togami! DARK SANTA CLAUS has come to answer your wishes!
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>>6641247
Was special to meet you Peri, what I mean is that you are acting and talking like a crazy person...
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>>6641279
That's confusing.

>>6641245
No way! You're weird!
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>>6641360
I got a greaaaaaat idea! I could take a really sharp knife, cut out your ears and eyes and you'd never had an issue with that in like...forever! SO what do you say?~
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>>6641354
If not, oh well is all I can say.
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Going to fakin sleep
Goodnight
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>>6641344
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>>6641224
Blanc
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>>6641357
>Togami emerges from under the table, looking not so happy at Saibah
What exactly are you wearing, why did you call yourself "dark santa", and why did you feel the need to rush at me out of nowhere?
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>>6641354
I'm not surprised, but that doesn't stop me from being disappointed.
I can cling onto hope regardless.
>>6641385
Good night.
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>>6641385
See ya, pup.
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>>6641387
Still worst whore
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>>6641343
At least someone here has great taste
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>>6641407
No u
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>>6641408
You know it, my man. <3
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SPIDER-CHAN I WANT YOU TO DOMINATE ME ALL DAY AND THEN EAT AND KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ramsay
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>>6641387
I want to rape the doggo
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HYOOOWHEEEHHAAIIAIEHHOOOOHOHO~
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>>6641416
No.
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Is Junko single?
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>>6641431
Would you do it to Izaya?
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>>6641442
No she's with Littlefinger
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>>6641442
Last I remember Junko Enoshima died.
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>>6641442
>>6641452
This
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>>6641391
I'm wearing my christams costume as the incarnation of Santa Claus, of course. DARK SANTA goes with my current color scheme and I was flying around when I saw you come out, Master. Hopefully that answers all of your questions.
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>>6641385
I'll be seeing you.
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>>6641452
fatty
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>>6641452
Last I remember, Togami didn't wear a white tuxedo.
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>>6641459
Santa-Chan!!!!!

Give me a present in the form of your femnine cock in my asshole!!!
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>>6641463
What's the deal with that lolly in her mouth?
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>>6641452
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>>6641468
It's a fashion trend, Anon. All the big guys are wearing them.
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>>6641371
THAT DOESN'T HELP!
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>>6641385
Night!
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>>6641478
for you
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>>6641478
H-he's a big guy?
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>>6641474
>ramsay
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>>6641474
>Feminine
>Cock
Pick one faggot
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>>6641475
she enjoys candy.
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>>6641446
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>>6641474
How about coal inside your throat, disgusting pig!
>DARK SANTA PUUUNCH
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>>6641459
Have you forgotten that santa is a big, jolly man and not some skinny woman? Take those clothes off at once and get back into your regular attire. You're making an absolute fool of yourself.

>>6641464
Your observations are correct.

>>6641468
Last I remember I am Togami you knave. If you have time to bother me then you have time to better yourself.
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>>6641484
>>6641484
>>6641484
>>6641484

>>6641487
He's a big guy. Both figuratively, and literally.
For me.
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>>6641481
Who says anything about it being helpful for you? Peri knows she's not a pretty princess from fairytales. But a woman who is not afraid to get her hands bloody is no woman at all!
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>>6641475
Does there need to be a reason to put sweet stuff in your mouth? But actually it is. It keeps me nice and cold. Even if the sun's beating right on me I'll be fine as long as I have this.
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>>6641508
B-But I was given the duty to spread happiness all over the world in the shape of present for the well-behaved children! I even have my own sleigh...
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>>6641442
No, her and I are getting married.
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>>6641537
I better be the best man, Anon.
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>>6641513
You have point. But why did you want to rip my eyes out?
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>>6641537
Good luck with that, you fucking psychopath.
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>>6641536
If you plan on being santa then you have work that needs to be done first.
>he takes out a box of original chicken from KFC and starts pushing the chicken into saber's mouth
You are going to need to fatten up. A skinny santa won't do at all. Slandering his good name with your sorry figure will only make people suspicious of you.
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>>6641549
You were complaining about looking at someone crazy. Without eyes, you don't have to look at crazy things again. Easy solution and it will only cost me one quick swipe across your face!
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Dubs decide if I go to bed.
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>>6641585
Pull an all nighter
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>>6641585
Stay up and play games with us.
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>>6641585
Stay awake
Forever
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>>6641585
Go to sleep if you feel sleepy, otherwise, you may as well stay up.
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>>6641600
But It's 5:25 AM...
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>>6641565
I could do the same with you and you won't even see it coming.
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>>6641600
Can I play games with you?
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>>6641621
>>6641600
My numbers have spoken for you.
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>>6641564
But the body of a servant canno-mmpphgh...
>Munching on tasty chicken.
>From her own bucket, Seibah imitates her master and pushes a chicken leg onto his lips.
...No matter how much I eat this body won't grow any fatter than this, Master.
>Finishies eating the chicken being fed to her.
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>Loud barking noises
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>>6641585
You can stay if you want to, you can leave your friends behind
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>>6641639
>Togami swipes the chicken from Saber's hand and finishes it on his own
Then you either need to find something to make you appear even bigger, or you'll need to clime into my suit. The second on is a bit of a stretch, but if we can pull it off then you'll be closer to santa then you are right now.
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>>6641651
...Are you that dog that just went to sleep? Hush, now, it's almost five in the morning! Be a lad and quiet down, yeah?
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>>6641475
Shes a yuki-onna who needs it to help stay cold in warm climates.
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>>6641651
Is that a doge?
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>>6641651
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No gonna host?
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>>6641685
>>6641680
>>6641686
HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>6641718
?
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Op delivery when
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>>6641718
>wacks with a piece of parchment
Quit your yelling.
>>6641716
Perhaps in a bit.
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>>6641718
Oh, God! What in the high heavens ARE you? Scratch that; quiet down, it's five in the morning and some people are trying to sleep!
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>>6641752
Really Ainz-sama?
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>>6641718
Hey, calm down. It's way too late to be making that much noise.
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>>6641759
I have only just arrived so I wish for a bit of time to unwind, but yes.
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>>6641718
Huh, guess this is a thing
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>>6641752
Owwww!!
>>6641754
Exactly! There's no traffic around so it's a good time for a walk!
>>6641768
No reason why not to, gotta soend that energy somehow!
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>>6641632
I don't have any on me though.
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>>6641678
...Clime into your suit? Do you mean that somehow, the both of us should wear the same outfit and on top of that my Dark Santa outfit? That is a risky strategy, Master. I doubt you can last much in the stratosphere as we fly together across the world.
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WE ARE NUMBER ONE BUT _______________
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>>6641785
People could be trying to sleep you know. Doubt they'll get that if there's some crazy girl yelling all over the place.
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>>6641807
Hoshi shitposts everytime one is said
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>>6641807
Every WE ARE NUMBER ONE is replaced with WE ARE NUMBER ONE
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>>6641807
every number one is replaced with Ramsay trying to hit on an anime girl
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>>6641785
And what excuse does that give to bark louder than ever before? Look outside the window right now and tell me it's an acceptable time to yell!
>>6641807
Every "one" is replaced with God Save the Queen, but every "queen" is replaced with Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman.
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>>6641807
Every number one is replaced with me suffering internally.
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>>6641804
...Are you doubting your master despite you knowing full well that I'm perfectly capable of handling this on my own? The only reason I'm doing this is to help you achieve the perfect Santa aesthetic, and yet you're saying I can't do it because I can't last one night in the air? What kind of man do you take me for?
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Strange noise anon here. Today is gonna be...
A DOUBLE UPLOAD
Heheheheh-HWEEEHUUUHUAAAAI~
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>>6641807
Every one detonates Bites the Dust and explodes the video taking you back to the start. After that one is said it explodes and time continues until it hits the next one and it rewinds it to the last one
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>>6641823
>>6641810
But theres no-one around to disturb! Besides, you too look like you could use some training!
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>>6641860
You're talking to two people that were disturbed enough to talk to you about it! What kind of--
...Training. At five in the bloody morning. Explain to me what kind of training requires me to get up so early.
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>>6641860
Me? I don't think so, I do plenty of that on my own almost every day.
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>>6641262
kys
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>>6641874
Kek
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>>6641874
Yo, little man, this dude in a green morph suit told me to tell you this

Nice RP.
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>>6641874
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>>6641888
Nice RP
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>>6641892
That's not very nice Anon.
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>>6641892
God the amount of sex I would have with her feet.
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>>6641860
What kind of training?
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>>6641900
PR eciN
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>>6641837
A simple human. But If you wish to endanger your life at my side then I won't object any further. Just in case, I will bring an empty bucket when you feel like throwing up everything in your stomach. Safety measures.
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>>6641900
Uh, thanks? This a meme I don't know bout?
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>>6641874
GHOST DICK HER
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>>6641919
Nice feet
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>>6641911
Now you insult me with this notion that I'll throw up the very food I enjoy confusing on a daily basis? You're very insulting towards your master today Saber. I'm not liking it one bit. I've shown you nothing but kindness and you repay me with nothing but ideas that simply aren't possible.
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I love emojis
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>>6641944
You enjoy confusing food? More like you enjoy confusing me, you confusing fat motherfucker.
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>>6641950
>tfw emoji movie can't come soon enough
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>>6641950
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BOSKELETONRP
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>>6641929
I ain't had a pedicure since the season started man. Might wanna get your eyes checked
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>>6641959
nice rp.
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>Sucks Hoshi's dick
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>>6641959
And?
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I don't understand the ghost dick meme.
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>>6642005
Yukine is a ghost
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>>6641989
Do not do this to me please

>Littlefinger
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>>6642005
Yukine's a ghost.
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>>6642005
The individual known as Yukine has been dead for a period of time and his being has passed into an apparition.
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>>6642011
wtf I'm littlefinger
>LF
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>>6641989

unf
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>>6642005
he ded
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>>6641944
Throwing up your food while we flight at dangerous high speed sounds impossible for you, Master?
>Poking his belly trembling like jelly
If you can resist one single flight I will take back what I said, otherwise I will torment you for the rest of this month.
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Shitposting hours started five or six hours ago, where the hell have you guys been?
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>>6642073
The recession hit us hard.
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>>6642005
Yukine sucked so many cocks he finally choked to death on one and became
an even bigger faggot
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>>6642056
Do not poke me. Your boney fingers irritate me more than anything else in this world.
If that's a bet you're willing to make, then it's a bet I accept. Be prepared to lose, because I won't ever throw up any kind of food. Not now, not ever.
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>>6641892
Y-you're not even real
>>6641888
neato
>>6641902
Hey...
>>6641924
Please stop!
>>6642098
>it's really implied he died of abuse
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>>6642128
Hi Yukine! Stop fighting with everyone and cheer up
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>>6642128
Parents didnt approve of the lifestyle?

>>6642081
Get a move-on boyo. hoshi needs all the support he can get
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>>6642139
I'm not fighting! They're just being gross perverts!
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>>6642128
>trying to sell me on his canon
>when you've made him completely repulsive
Nigger
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>>6642144
I can't afford living under Hoshi's care anymore. A rent of five (You)s per day was too much for us.
I have to work independently.
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>>6642099
I accept the conditions of this wager.
>Writes a note saying "use full power with Excalibur Morgan as jet engine."
With that aside, this is a good time to ask Dark Santa Claus for your present, I'm going to deliver it after all.
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I'm bored, someone talk to me.
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>>6642148
Try not to let their teasing bother you. That's why they do it in the first place.
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>>6642163
Wazzup, Bored?
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>>6642163
Hello Anonymous.
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>>6642155
Freelancing is the most rewarding in my honest opinion. You can work your own hours and drop a gig whenever you get bored with it. The (You)'s are just the icing on the cake.
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>>6642163
Yo.
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>>6642164
Why do they want to bother me? I didn't do anything -recently-.
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>>6642156
I cannot ask dark santa what I want while standing. Sit down so I can sit on your lap properly. Do not worry about my weight hurting your legs. I'm sure you're strong enough to endure it.

>>6642163
Go somewhere else.
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>>6642163
Howdy.
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>>6642180
Tru, but working under Hoshi gave me something to shitpost about. Freelancing means that I have to think, and what kind of shitposter thinks?
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>>6642187
Because you look like a trap, and they're insecure about liking them, so they're going thundered and bullying you.
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>>6642198
A bold new class of shitposter.
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>>6642163
>Same here anon... but, if you have a close friend, just vent.
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>>6642205
Tsundere
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>>6642187
You're just fun to pick on.
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>>6642198
Professional shitposters.
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>>6642208
Shit, you're right. I could be the Bob Ross of shitposting. I know where to start, but I need to ask myself a few questions first.
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>>6642205
But I don't even dress like a trap
What the hell is wrong with them?
>>6642225
why? What could I possibly do that makes me fun to pick in?
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>>6642173
>Sneaks up
>Sneaky boops nose
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>>6642239
The way you react obviously.
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>>6642231
But shitposters never think. If I put effort into shitposting, however, I could change shitposting as we know it for the better.
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>>6642163
>Looks at your direction.
TELL YOUR WISHES TO DARK SANTA CLAUS.

>>6642189
>Her face when
...Of course.
>Dark Santa sits down in this chair that we didn't notice before but it has always been there.
Sit down and tell Dark Santa your wishes, Byakuya Togami.
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>>6642239
You don't dress like a trap, you just have that girly look to you.
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>>6642163
Are you not the sort to converse with themselves?
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>>6642163
Hi
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>>6642221
Shut up, Prosciutto
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>>6642233
Think about that title you're giving yourself first.

Come on dude, Bob Ross would never shitpost. You could be the Albrech Durer of funposting instead.
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>>6642266
>Togami sits down on Seibah's lap. The force of his weight almost snaps the chair's legs
I would like a solid gold statue of myself, along with unlimited fast-food and
>he mutters "my own identity" under his breath
That's all I want.
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>>6642288
You're right. Bob Ross is too amazing for a job such as lowly as this one.
I'm going to be even more than that. The Leonardo di Vinci of shitposting. I'll revolutionise shitposting as a whole.
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>>6642287
>Oh... okay.
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>>6642255
But I don't react in any way they could enjoy!
>>6642273
NO I DON'T! I'm a completely normal guy!
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>>6642319
>hugs
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>>6642324
You're doing it right now, dummy.

>>6642243
>wipes her nose
Hello there Anon.
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>>6642313
I await your timeless masterpieces anon. Easel right into it.
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>>6642319
Hey, I was right. Go me. Crowe reeked of your style.
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>>6642324
Says the pretty boy GHOST. Defining you as normal would be like saying I didn't kick Aizen's ass in this form.
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>>6642348
You're gonna see big things around here. I'll usurp Hoshi as the shitposting king.
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>>6642368
WHY'RE YOU IN THAT FOR YOU IDIOT!? YOU'RE GONNA LOSE ALL YOUR SPIRIT POWERS AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>6642345
I am not!
That's just not possible!
>>6642368
Whatever, I'm normal by divine ghost standards...
Is that your final form?
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>>6642373
We could use a changing of the guard around here. Guess who agrees with you? Everyone.
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>>6642295
>[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]
>And also sweating a lot.
A-A gold statue of yourself...the same wish I asked for, and...
>Little he knows Dark Santa can read lips!
>But she won't just say that.
>Be strong Seibah, be strong for Master
...As expected of an ambitious man such as yourself, Master. Now get off be before this chair reaches its limit.
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>>6642373
Adachi is the current shitpost king but he should be easily dethroned.
Godspeed, anon.
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>>6642341
>Immediately backsteps from the hug, and goes back into hiding.
Moge.
>>6642356
>I don't try to hide my style really, or when it comes to avas.
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>>6642345
Hihi, Vampy-san. How're you doing?
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>>6642385
This is the Quincy version. Smh.
>>6642390
Final? Not even close.
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>>6642415
Mogege...
>follows
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>>6642417
I'm dung wonderful. I even had an actual meal today!

>>6642390
>places her finger on your lips
Shhhhh. Hear that Yukine?
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>>6642399
I don't even know how to usurp Hoshi, but when I do, I'll make this kingdom into a authoritarian dictatorship. Or a democracy. What's the difference?
>>6642409
He will be now that I've got the perfect ingredients for the common shitpost. All I have to do is add salt and it'll be ready.
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If dubs, I'll go and grab Taco Bell
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>>6642415
Meh, your RP's not complete shit so it's harder to pick up on but I was only about 80% sure with Crowe.
You're one crazy little motherfucker.
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>>6642438
D-Do you not have actual meals daily? It's pretty important that you eat regularly...
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>>6642447
Order 3 12 packs, because I fucking hate those night shits. Every god damn morning I have to throw away their fucking trash from last night.
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Lurkers, reveal yourselves.
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>>6642447
Chalupa'clock assist
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>>6642406
>Togami gets off the chair and it suddenly bounces upwards
Not that I expect you to get me a golden statue. I have money that could pay for it while you have nothing. You're not even the real santa, so anyone that puts faith into you getting them what they want is foolish.
For the love of all that is rich and holy please get yourself a fake beard if you're going to portray him. You may not be able to put on weight, but you can at least put on a proper beard and add wrinkles to your face.
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>>6642445
One has the common decency to call itself what it is instead of pretending to be something else.
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>>6642475
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>>6642475
Good evening.
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>>6642475
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>>6642475
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>>6642475
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>>6642475
Yes?
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>>6642425
>Keeps on walking about, not looking behind themselves.
....Either you tell me why you're following me, or i'll actually make you into a girl.
>>6642452
>You can say that again to me. But hey, nice to know my RP is somewhat good.
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>>6642489
And I'm going to call myself what I am, straight to the very core; a shitposter. I'm going to do a better job than my predecessors.
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>>6642460
Well. Me and my brother don't have all that much money right now so most of the time we can't afford people food. I also usually give most of my food to Besu anyway.
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>>6642475
+1
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>>6642438
You gotta eat right. 3 proper meals daily.
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>>6642521
E-eh?
>awkwardly looks around
Me?
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>>6642534
Vampy! Let me get you a meal then!
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>>6642558
>ramsay
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>>6642545
Yes, you. You're wasting the Lord's valuable time, now state your business.
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Are you guys working extra hard to be boring today?
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Ainz... where is that Eldritch bastard at?
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>>6642574
I-I just wanted to give another hug... or somethiiing...
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>>6642597
J-just one more game.
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>>6642596
Sorry, we actually have to work to be boring unlike you.
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>>6642596
Didn't know we were around just to entertain you.
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>>6642596
Yes. Are we doing a good enough job?
We better have been. I've brought my A-game here today.
>>6642597
He could be having a nap. Give it time.
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>>6642596
...Maybe?
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>>6642558
What do you have to offer?

>>6642539
I know I know. I'm lucky to get even one meal a day due to my shortage in funds.
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>>6642596
You're not going to help us look anymore not boring.
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>>6642596
You're looking pretty frustrated down there fella.
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>>6642488
>Breathing and coughing
S-Silence! I don't need to be overweight and grow the bear some historians think I had in the past to fulfill my role as Santa Claus. I have a slaigh called Llamrei II, I can launch msyelf and fly on the stratosphere and use the crystallized wishes for presents from the children as fuel!
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>>6642615
fucking BURRRRNNNNN
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>>6642606
>The Lord turns around and faces the trap, and opens their arms to them.
You may hug me, but only hug me...
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>>6642422
what is your final form?
>>6642438
>
...
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>>6642645
Oh hey are you letting people sit on your lap and tell you what they want!?
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>>6642636
What do you want? I'm sure I can get whatever it is.
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>>6642659
>hugs
L-like?
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>>6642636
Shortage in funds... Well, my little sister can cook at least a meal for you every day if you'd like. She'd really enjoy doing it. She just loves doing things for friends.
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>>6642645
You're trying your hardest to not be Santa, aren't you? You don't you crystallized wishes, you use elves to build what you give the kids. You only have a couple of weeks before times up. If you don't start now you'll never give everyone what they want, and in the end you won't even get what you want.

>>6642675
Do not bother. She is not the real Santa. She's my servant trying to fool people into thinking she's Santa.
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>>6642675
>Slaps ass
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>>6642660
This.
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>>6642675
>Disgust and revulsion: The face
I already know your wishes, Eddie. I will no longer be the seat of someone else.
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>>6642615
Wow how witty of you.

>>6642619
Thats pretty much how it goes around here.

>>6642626
If that's your A game. I shudder to think what your B game is like.

>>6642635
Maybe? What kind of answer is that?....ewww you really are an ugly one

>>6642637
Oh you're still here? I thought you would have died of a heart attack or something, piggy.

>>6642640
Nah, im just bored...it's been waay to slow lately.
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>>6642711
So she's not Charles Barkley? Just a look-a-like?...Can we still sit on her lap and read our list?
>>6642718
Good Game
>>6642738
Awww come on, we made a list and everything...we even made cookies for you
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>>6642682
I want some fruit and a raw steak! If that's within your reach...

>>6642660
That's the sound of no one yelling at each other. You're so easily riled up that everyone messes with you just to watch how you act.

>>6642704
I never met your sister so I doubt she want to cook for a stranger let alone a vampire. Plus I don't have anything to give in return.
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>>6642750
Why must everyone judge us on our outer looks?
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>>6642750
That's up to interpretation. The alphabet has 26 letters for a reason. You can actually foil my plans by doing something to get everyone going instead of commenting on it.
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>>6642750
Wow how boring of you
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>>6642750
>it's been waay to slow lately.
Shit will pick up in the next few weeks, people got finals and shit. Once that's over, most of us will revert to our larval NEET forms for a month or so.
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>>6642702
I cannot say that I dislike it, nor can I say I hate it. Though the holy light of my greatness... shall say only this.

>Takes the trap off her, and proceeds to take a step back.

You are what scares, and make Mogekos confused about their needs.
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>>6642750
I doubt that. Looks like you aren't popular with a lot of people here.
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>>6642750
Please, like I would die knowing full well you'd get pleasure from it.

>>6642759
Why would you care to do that? She's not going to get you anything. She's a fraud.
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>>6642750
Slow... and... sensual is something, you and I can replicate.
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>>6642767
>Gibs a raw rib eye and a cup of mixed fruit
E-Enjoy, qt
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>>6642819
Either we sit on her lap or yours, you make the call
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>>6642807
Aw. I-I scare you? And confuse you?
What needs?
W-well I gotta go now, I have to go to my school...
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>>6642719
but this isn't even your final form
>>6642767
D-don't just touch my lips!
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>>6642843
Seeing as how I'm the closest thing you people have to a santa I will let you sit on my lap.
>Togami sits down on a nearby chair, nearly breaking it
Tell me what you want Santa to get you for Christmas.
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>>6642852
Off with you, I don't need my followers to fall for your sick scheme.
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>>6642852
Have a great day=at school mist-

miss-

dude.
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>>6642711
>Why you must break her dreams, Togami
>
I'll make you swallow those words like the fried chicken you love so much, Togami! You're subestimating a servant incarnated as Santa Claus, magic far avobe of your understanding!

>>6642759
....Show me the cookies.
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>>6642881
T-thanks, Rinoa
>>6642877
>runs off
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>>6642867
>places a finger back on your lips

>>6642836
>immediately sink her teeth into the steak and begins sucking up the blood
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>>6642779
Cause looks matter the most mon amie, and you look pretty hideous. You know, first impressions and all that.

>>6642784
But that would require work and I'd rather not.

>>6642787
What a boring comeback. Listen you are more than welcome to look the other way. Just go play in the corner with the rest of the outcasts.

>>6642795
I surely do hope so.

>>6642818
I'm used to it, people just have so much thin skin these days.

>>6642819
You are a walking timebomb fatty, better enjoy every burger since it might be your last.

>>6642825
What in Gaia's name are you talking about?
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>>6642868
>Sits on his lap
>RIP chair
Okay so we want a party van, a subscription to swol fitness, find out who the hell Venom White is, to join a team and not get kicked out for being "Too Crazy", to get into Marvel vs Capcom Infinite, for our son to stop being a dick, and for our other kids to call us sometime
>>6642891
Well we kinda just told this jolly guy our wish list...oh what the hell, you can have the cookies anyway
>>
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>>6642867
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>17 years later
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It appears I've evolved into Hitler.
>>
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>>6642912
mmmhmm...
>>
>>6642914
But then, get this, you could actually prove me wrong. Wouldn't that just be amazing to prove me wrong?
Lad. You have the power to change this place. Make a change and get on with it instead of complaining.
>>
>>6642914
I'm not gonna argue with that. Still, why try to rile people up at this hour?
>>
>>6642912
Eh...
>Gibs saucer of marrow
>>
>>6642929
He's BACK! Guys, Germany's finally going to be great again!!!
Fourth Reich when?!
>runs to his closet frantically looking for his SS gear
>>
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>>6642891
My understanding is that you're trying too hard. You're the farthest thing from Santa, and you're not even trying to pull this costume off correctly. If I had the essentials I could be the Santa that this place needs.

>>6642914
I enjoy them no matter what happens. Letting death disturb you enjoying your food is foolish. Only a commoner would let the thought of death get in the way of pleasant times.

>>6642928
Enough. Your wishes are too complicated. Santa will never bring you any of these, save for the magazine subscription. Come back when you have a more reasonable wish.
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>>6642914
You know exactly what I'm talking about. There's no need to deny, what's stored in front of you man. I can tell your eyes are just tense, from looking at my incredible mold.
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>>6642963
>Getting off him
What about the van?
>>6642914
Yeah well you have a lot of people talking to you so we're going to stop
>>
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>>6642950
>she stops eating for a second
What's this?

>>6642945
Now this time try not to raise your voice so much.
>takes her finger off your mouth
>>
>>6642984
Marrow, ya know, the stuff that makes blood... The yummy stuff.
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>>6642981
We'll have to wait and see how good you are for the rest of the month. If you're lucky you'll get paint so you can paint whatever you want on it.
>>
>>6643016
lol ur really fat
>>
>>6642928
Excellent course of actions, Eddie. Save them for my next arrival, my time is up for tonight.

>>6642963
You might be close to resemble the overwheight man of the legend, but I have the means to accomplish his mythical labour of delivering presents all over the world. Let us discuss an aliance in order for both of us to be satisfied.
>Climbs on her sleigh
But for now I must take my leave, do you want to come? I can easily drop you at your doorsteep in my way.
>>
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>>6643026
If that's all you came to say then please remove yourself. You have no other reason for being here.

>>6643047
>he climbs onto the slay
I'll show you that I won't be throwing up my food right here and now. Prepare to lose this bet we've made.
>>
>>6643065
lol its just ur like super fat and stuff
do u eat the people u impresonate
>>
>>6642946
I could prove you wrong, but you aren't worth the effort.

>>6642948
Any hour is a good hour to rile people up. They're all reacting as I predicted. You could say im a puppet master.

>>6642963
Its gonna happen soon fatty, a shame you are too proud to make a change.

>>6642977
You're being creepy, I suggest you back off.

>>6642981
Alright ugly, tell Quasimodo I said hi.
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>>6643002
Oh. I couldn't tell since it was prepared like this, thank you!
>resumes feeding
>>
>>6643065
Hold tight, Master. The bucket is next to you.
>EXCALIBUR MORGAN GO
>And they fly away at the speed of too fucking fast.
>>
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>>6643047
See you later
>>6643016
We're okay with this
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>>6643080
If you say so. If that's it, I'll just go back to what I was doing before.
>>
New thread in a moment for roster.
>>
>>6643076
I am no impersonator. I'm Byakuya Togami, the heir of the Togami Corp. Please stop talking if all you're going to do is insult my credibility.

>>6643080
There is no need for any changes. I'm good the way I am. If worse comes to worst I'll pay someone to save my life. Worrying is not what I plan on doing.

>>6643103
>Togami tries holding on
>tries
>tries
>tries
>and fails
>he misses the bucket completely
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>>6643136
>
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>>6643137
>>6643137
>>6643137
>>6643137
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>>6643136
>Good thing she had seat belts installed
>Smirking Seibah.jpg
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>>6643080
You can't hide, what's throbbing inside. Your eyes are swollen from basking at my body; it'll emancipate you from your miserly sexuality.
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