/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #43: Big Love Edition Previous Thr

>>6636158
>Not posting the urethra fucking version

Have any satyr's got caught by their parents?

>>6636461
>"Orgasming without permission? That's a pussy paddlin'."

>>6636358
>She would do that with anyone other than her dad

But seriously, I am not a fan of the urethra fetish or subscribe to that HC for her. And I didn't even know there was a urethra variant. Can you post it?

>>6636461
Alex and Pogo.
Melody and Presto.
Utah and Petunia.
Lenora and Cottonball kinda
Gumdrop and Anon
Muddle and Deloras

>>6636056

You mean this story?

>Glancing up a the clock upon the wall for the fifth time in as many minutes, you tap your foot excitably as you sit upon the couch waiting for the doorbell to ring.
>You were so full of anticipation that it was all you could do stop yourself from grinning like a madman.
>To think that you were finally going to be able to meet your grandchild!
>It had been heartbreaking when you were unable to be there for the birth and to hold your daughter's hand, but when the portal between Equestria and Earth becomes unstable there's really not that much anybody can do but sit on their asses and wait for the engineers to recalibrate.
>Or at least that's what you'd been lead to believe, since you're damned if you know how the thing works.
>No matter, what was important was that you were here now and you were a grandfather.
>You honestly couldn't have been more proud of Gumdrop.
>Considering the prolonged phase of 'daddy's the only one for me' that she went through growing up, you'd almost given up on her having kids of her own.
>Oh ye of little faith, of course it had just been something that she had to get out of her system.
>As she got older, she'd started dating, just as a girl of her age should.
>Eventually she met a good, kind-hearted satyr boy that she fell in love with, and you couldn't have been happier for her.
>He treated her like a princess, as he should, and there was no doubt in your mind that they were perfect together.
>It would have seemed that they shared your opinion, as a few years ago the two had decided to get married.
>Those Anti-HFAS pills were a godsend.
>You glance at the clock again, seeing that only a minute or so had passed.

>>6636571

>Maybe you'd got the time wrong?
>Perhaps they weren't due for another few-
>Your doubting was interrupted by the doorbell ringing.
>With speed unheard of from a man of your age, you dart up from the couch and practically sprint out of the living room to the front door.
>Taking a deep breath to steady your nerves, you adopt the biggest smile of your life and pull open the door.
>There stands your daughter, in her arms lies your grandchild bundled up in the blankets you'd given her when you'd first heard that she was pregnant.
>You didn't think it possible for your smile to grow any wider, but you were wrong.
>"Hey, daddy."
>You chuckle at her relaxed tone.
>Perhaps it was silly of you to get so worked up and nervous after all.
>Throwing an arm around her, you embrace her affectionately while being careful not to crowd the baby clutched protectively to her breast.
"Sweetie, I was getting nervous. I was looking at the time and starting to think that you weren't coming."
>Gumdrop smirks at you.
>"I'm seven minutes early, daddy."
"Good, a man of my age can't afford to be waiting around, you know."
>You turn, the two... no, make that three of you making your way inside.
>"So where's mother?"
>That's a damn good question actually.
"I don't know, she should be back from work by now, perhaps she's dealing with a difficult customer."
>You take a seat in the living room once again with your daughter close by your side.
"Nevermind your mother, where's your husband? My son-in-law should really be here."

>>6636581

>"He sends his apologies, but he couldn't get the time off from work. You know he just got promoted?"
>You nod.
"That's good, so long as he remembers that he has a family now and that his career has to come second from now on."
>Gumdrop smiles.
>"Speaking of family, would you like to meet the newest member of ours?"
>You watch as she carefully unfolds the blanket in her arms and reveals your grandchild to you.
>He had the face of an angel, looking up at you with wide, curious eyes and chubby little cheeks.
>"Would you like to hold him?"
>Your breath hitches in your throat for a moment.
"I... W-Well it's been so long since I held a baby, and-"
>Your daughter laughs softly and hands her child over before you can object
>"You'll be fine, dad."
>Ah jeez, were your hands always this sweaty?
>What if you sneeze and drop him?
>Whatever hangups you had quickly vanish as you look down at your grandson now held in your arms.
>Damn it, you promised yourself you wouldn't cry, but you were just so happy.
>Seeing your eyes welling up, Gumdrop pulls herself closer to you and wraps an arms around your back.
"He's... he's perfect."
>Gumdrop nods as the child stares up at the pair of you.
>"Yeah, he really is. He looks a lot like you, I think."

>>6636594

"You've got that right, it's like looking at a picture of me as a baby, only cuter."
>You chuckle once again, rocking your grandson softly in your arms.
"It's almost uncanny."
>Your daughter looks at you with an expression you can't quite fathom.
>"Well... it's not really that strange at all."
>You frown in confusion.
"Oh yeah?"
>Gumdrop bites her lower lip at you in a way that she hadn't since she was sixteen.
>A looming sense of dread begins to grow in the pit of your stomach.
>"Well I guess I should probably tell you the truth."
>The truth?
>Your apprehension grows palpably.
"Sweetie, what did you do?"
>She presses herself against you, clinging to your side like she used to during the worst of her 'phase'.
>"I remember reading somewhere about studies done when humans first made contact with this world with the goal of figuring out why your species were capable of reproducing with so many others that you really shouldn't be compatible with."
>You say nothing, opting instead to just listen.
>"I remember hearing that semen samples were collected for testing, and that they were frozen afterwards and put into storage."
>You recall being one of those who volunteered for those tests all those years ago.
>"I also have a friend who works at the lab where those samples are kept, and who with a little persuasion I convinced to make a little withdrawal on my behalf."
>You lean away slightly as your daughter presses herself still closer into your side.
"Gumdrop, have you been taking your meds?"
>She shakes her head.
>"No, I haven't. I never have. Whenever you or mother would check to make sure I swallowed my pills, I always just hid them under my tongue and spat them out afterwards."
>That can't be right!
>It felt like the world was crashing down around you.
"But... all the progress you've made!"
>You daughter shrugs dismissively.

>>6636594
A link to it would have been fine.

>>6636605
I don't have a link to it, I just happen to have saved it when I first saw it.

Don't worry, I'm using sage with these posts.

>>6636601

>"I was faking the last few years, daddy. I've never stopped wanting you."
"But-"
>"Of course I knew the world would never let us be together. That's why I had to make the plan."
"The plan? Gumdrop, this is just an unhealthy obsession."
>She shakes her head.
>"No, it's true love, daddy, can't you see? I knew I'd have to play the long game to get what I wanted, and now I have it!"
>You look down at your grandchild in your arms.
"You mean he's..."
>Your daughter nods.
"He's your baby, daddy. Created using the sample you gave up for testing."
>You don't know what to say.
>What could you even say?
>This was beyond twisted.
>"He's our baby, daddy, and he's perfect."
"But what about your husband? Don't you think he has a right to know?"
>Your daughter rolls her eyes.
>"Ugh, him. Don't worry about him, he won't come between us. I just needed some guy I could fool into thinking he was the father and who'd pay for everything."
"Gumdrop, that's absolutely despicable and I'll have no part in it."
>"Relax, daddy, he's such a beta that getting cuckolded is probably his fetish or something. Besides, seeing as I actually had to have sex with him for any of this to be believable, I sort of think he owes me."
>That was the most twisted logic you think you'd ever heard, but looking down at the face of your son, what choice did you have but to go along with it?"
>You can't even begin to imagine what people would think if they knew.

>>6636605
This. Desuarchive exists.

>>6636628

"Gumdrop, I'm not going to pretend to be okay with what you've done, but what did the doctors say about the baby? Is he healthy? No... abnormalities?"
>Your sick, sick girl nodded happily.
>"They said he was the very picture of good health!
>You sigh.
>What choice did you have?
>You could hardly come out and tell the people the truth after all.
>They'd just claim you raped your own daughter and you'd end up in prison.
>Who besides you would believe her crazy story?
>You're left with no other options.
"Okay, sweetheart, you win. Congratulations on finally getting what you've always wanted. I hope it was worth destroying all my trust in you and forever casting a shadow over what should have been a beautiful memory that I'd treasure forever."
>"Don't be so dramatic, daddy. This is the way it was meant to be."
>You groan, utterly defeated.
"Here's how this is going to work. You don't tell anybody about this, got it? Not your mother, not your best friend, not your husband... If God himself descends from Heaven and asks you about this, you just smile and deny everything, alright?"
>Gumdrop grins.
"I'll just go on pretending that this poor little abomination is my grandson, ignoring the fact that a line has been crossed that should never have been touched upon in the first place.
>In your arms, your child coos up at you, oblivious to any wrongdoing in his conception.
>Looking down at him though, a part of you was still filled with joy.

>>6636632
Is it up for you? I haven't been able to access it for weeks now. I just assumed it was down again.

>>6636633
Thanks anon for posting

>>6636645
http://desuarchive.org/
They had to change the name for some reason. Very slightly.

>>6636632
I was thinking more of Anonpone. You know, the place where we archive many of the stories?

>>6636967
And many of them still fall through the cracks. While Anonpone can archive stories without filler; Desu archives EVERYTHING. Yeah, you have to slosh through some shitposting, but you can find a lot of pearls in it.

>>6636988
>Desu archives EVERYTHING
Yes, exactly every single thing. Nobody wants to be forced to scroll through hundreds of posts just to read a story, or go through hundreds of threads to find a story. That is why we have Pastebins and the Searchable Archive.
One more thing: You know damn well that you can't trust Desuarchive to stay up forever. Remember those other archives we had in the past that everyone thought were going to stay forever, like Moe?

What happened with that guy who said he was going to go through the old threads and search for stories that hasn't been uploaded to the Searchable Archive?

>>6637576
Is he lovingly strangling her?

>>6637835
Autoerotic asphyxia.

>>6637302
>You know damn well that you can't trust Desuarchive to stay up forever.
There are currently at least three separate sites that archive /mlp/ and three that archive /trash/. Even if Desuarchive goes down because their servers exploded in a ball of fire and all of the data is completely unrecoverable, absolutely nothing will be lost.

>Remember those other archives we had in the past that everyone thought were going to stay forever, like Moe?
Moe may have died, but they also freely provided all of their data afterward for anybody to download and incorporate into their own archive, so nothing was actually lost then either.

>>6637896
Autoerotic denotes you doing it to yourself.

>>6638146
Sorry.
Erotic asphyxia.

>>6636391
Love Lenora and the bun. They need more l3wds

What's mating season like for the boys?

Not a lewd, but I think you guys might be interested in this picture of Broil.

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>>6640987
Pfft. Woops. It goes without saying, but it's not from me.

>>6640987
>Not a lewd
Now thats where you're wrong.
>Dem protruding boons

Who drew it? Vag?

>>6641006
Ooooh! Really nice!
Who is the artist?

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Repost from /sat/.

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>>6640267
Do you mean what is it like for them as mares go dick crazy? Or they go into full blown boner mode all teh time?

>>6641734
Lel

>>6643091
http://yosinoya901.tumblr.com

>>6645255
Neat. Is it a commission or does the artist lurk here?

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>>6645312
It was a request from /tg/ to do a redraw of a sketch.

>>6645335
Still haven't gotten to the story Vag?

Creative Equestrian Skinimax movie names, go!

>>6647325
...What?

>>6648399
Like you know how Cinemax makes pornos with similar movie names, like Playmate of the Apes, or in what I saw last night stupid names like Coeds Vs Zombie House Wifes.

I was just wondering what names Equestria pornos would have. I just thought of one.

The Mare With The Dragon Taboo

>>6648433

Honey, I impregnated the kids

Or else

Count Suckula (Starring Yuzu from when she was doing porn to pay for law school)

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>>6648716
>Honey, I impregnated the kids
Had a good kek and would love to see that movie.

>Count Suckula
though good, might I make a suggestion? Cunt Suckula rolls off the tongue so much better.

>(Starring Yuzu from when she was doing porn to pay for law school)
I would love to see some art of shorts about this.

>>6648433
Oh.

For A Fistful of Cocks.

The Good, The Sexy, and The Horny.

Francis in the Brothel.

>>6648716
>Honey, I impregnated the kids


>Count Suckula
Not to be confused with Cock Sockula, an amateur roleplay film about a man reforming a vampire child to live on a cum diet.
Starring Home Run and her pop.

>>6648854
>Forgot to even give a comment in the first part.
Well fuck me, then.

Bet that's some satyrs favorite childhood movie.

>>6648805

Fistful of Cocks sounds interesting. Who would be in that movie? Snapshot?

>>6648854
>>6648872

>an amateur roleplay film about a man reforming a vampire child to live on a cum diet.
>Starring Home Run and her pop.

Bone status: Diamonds

Also laughed at the childhood favorites.
>Can picture Gumdrop fondly watching her old VHS tapes

>>6648902
>Who would be in that movie?
Ariana.

>>6648902
>Can picture Gumdrop fondly watching her old VHS tapes
And now I'm imagining her and Hope bundled up, casually fingering each other while they watch.

>>6649246
I'm imagining Hope and Alex doing that.

>>6649288
>Not all three
Wouldn't mind some cest with Alex a little more often, though.

>>6649246
>Hope and Gumdrop fingering one another

Is there a substance beyond diamond to describe my boner? Would they be sitting next to one another? The anatomy of that sit confuses me but the idea sounds hot as all hell.

>>6649288
>Alex
Her fingering would be painful wouldn't it? What with her talons?

>>6649335
But all three is also something to consider. Nothing like some good ol cuddlin under the sheets on a very cold day and masturbating each other.

Who else mutual masturbation?

>>6647325
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Fuck Them - A biopic piece based on the life and adventures of Dangerous Girls Anon.

>>6649416
There's the ultra-dense matter of collapsed stars, and the impossibly dense matter that it becomes if they become black holes.

Side by side, perhaps cuddled into each other, scarcely even acknowledging one another if not for their digits diving into each other. All attention on the screen.

I imagine a lot of sapients with talons or claws, especially non-retractable ones, often blunt them, especially if they're not frequent hunters or something.

>>6649432
And it's sequel. Fantastic Beast Girls, and How to Fuck Them.
Just a nice instructional on how to love the exotic half-breed spawn you created after watching the first one.

>>6649432
Ok, this one made me kek mightly
>Based on the best selling novel/autobiography by DGA

>>6649432

>"Dad, can we go see that movie they made about you?"
"I uh... I don't really think you'd like it, Ariana.
>"Why not?"
>Before you can answer, Lenora buts in.
>"Because it's basically just two hours of some stunt double dressed to look like dad fucking CGI version of our moms with the flimsy pretext of explaining how we were conceived."
"Right... that. In fairness, I thought it was going to be a documentary when they asked me to consult for them."

>>6649517
In chapter three, he took talked about Ariana's mother's clit being the size of a basketball and all the things he did to it for five whole pages. Chapter four largely deals with the importance of bringing an offering of a fresh moose carcass before attempting sex with a manticore, and that it's important to quickly establish trust via sensual ear nibbling so as not to be mauled to death.

Chamber five was largely censored by the publisher for being too lewd for print, though some pages about the multitude of uses for chimera venom in the bedroom remain and are largely unedited.

I'm really picturing DG Anon as an early nineteenth century explorer.

"Umbuntu, fetch my riding crop."
>"Oh yes, right away, mister Anon! What will we be riding?"
"Nothing, my dear fellow, but there's a sixteen foot long half lion looking thing over there, and by God I shall give the saucy little minx's backside a damn good thrashing or my name isn't D. G. Anon!"

>>6650483
He treats Equestria as just another colony of the British Empire.

>"Mister Anon, we really can't have you shooting our native creatures for ivory. Killing is never justified."
"Hogswash! What right do you have to tell me what I may and may not shoot?"
>"Need I remind you that I am a princess?"
"I only recognize Her Majesty Queen Victoria as my sovereign, and not the authority of some local wise woman. Pure superstitious nonsense all this business of you raising the sun if you ask me."

>>6650691
>DGA is Nigel Thornberry

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>>6650691
>Killing is never justified.
The prey should learn to respect its betters.

>>6650754
I can see it. Wish I could write for characters like him.

>>6650483
I want to read more of this lewd book.

>>6650483
>Ariana's mother's clit being the size of a basketball and all the things he did to it for five whole pages.
What kind of things?

>>6651251
He slam dunked it for forty minutes straight.

>>6651339
I'll take that to mean he beat on it like it owed him money.

>>6651393
He played it like a bongo drum.

>>6650483
An excerpt from near the end of chapter three.

"The reader should note, however, that the wearing of scuba equipment is highly recommended should one intend to perform oral sex upon a cyclops. This is due to the female's somewhat excessive output of fluids during orgasm, my own observations of which have allowed me to estimate the volume to be in order of around ten to fifteen gallons per contraction of the vaginal canal."

We don't have a cockatrice satyr, do we? Also, apparently Arimpsi (or however it's written) is actually the name of that specific character in the Griffonstone episode and not the name of the species, so I just wrote cyclops.

>>6652177
Arimaspi is the name of a race of cyclopian beings from Greek mythology (or was it Roman, I think they lived in Crete, though) who were noted for conducting frequent raids against their griffin neighbors for their gold.

Keeping in mind that in mlp, the races seem to have not explored their whole planet, or at least remain ignorant enough of it on an individual level that they can sometimes have a "what the fuck are you" reaction to many other sapient races.
So if an area has a single example of a sufficiently exotic being, sometimes their individual name and species name can become synonymous.
I'd say the Arimaspi in griffin lands, and Ahuizotl in Equestria are examples of this.

And no, I don't believe we have a cockatrice satyr.

>>6652177
These are gold. I'm tempted to do a few myself.

>>6653208
Do it, man.

>>6654745
>"Here comes the penis train. Choo choo."

>>6655395
"Merde, Broil! This is already weird enough without you referring to Anon's cock as the penis train!"

Bamp

>>6652177
>Arimpsi (or however it's written) is actually the name of that specific character in the Griffonstone episode
Arimaspi. And no, it's canonically the name of the species, not the individual goat cyclops. It says "Arimaspi lands" on an area on one of the official maps.
IIRC, the name actually comes from greek mythology, like much of the other stuff in FIM, and is also there the name of a cyclops people.

>>6658296
Ariana is a big cutie.

>>6658296
I know Ariana's a good girl who always minds her manners and brushes her teeth before bed, but on the rare occasions that she's naughty, how exactly is Anon meant to deal with her? How are you supposed to maintain the illusion of dominance and authority when your daughter is three times taller than you and can lift a family size car over her head with no effort at all?

Threaten to cut her allowance or withhold her usual bedtime story?

>>6659249
Be stern, explain why what she did was wrong, and why she's being punished, remove as many privileges like sweets as you deem appropriate, and for as long as you deem appropriate.
Just as importantly, always stay consistent. Children learn and behave better when they know exactly what will get them in trouble, and exactly how much. Inconsistency in what sets you off and how you respond fosters bad behavior because they'll start to gamble on how mad, if at all you'll get.

As for her size, specifically, it's partially the way a very tall man may still deeply love and respect his very short mother, and feel compelled to try to make her happy long after he's grown and could exert no actual power over him, because of the parent-child dynamic.
Or on a more base level, the way a very large breed dog who's well treated won't typically attack an owner who's had them since he was a puppy.
That dog could easily tear that man apart, but he's unlikely to do it even if the man starts hitting him. Unless he makes a habit of it, I suppose.
A mixture of respect/love, and acceptance of the established order.
That big dog still remembers physically looking up to the guy when he was a teeny pupper. He'll always envision him as larger than life, and the same applies to people looking at other people.

>>6659249
Probably something like that.
While she knows that she could easily flatten him if she wanted to, she loves her daddy (not necessarily in a sexual way) and wouldn't do anything to hurt him.

>>6659249
>I know Ariana's a good girl
>Implying
She's daddy's personal cum dumpster. She loves it when he and others teases her huge clit.
>>6659365
>>6660438
This does not sound like /sad/ one bit.

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>>6659249
I think this >>6659365 guy is really spot on. If you raise your children right they will both love and respect you. Which is a far more stronger means of keeping your kids under control than the belt, or the spank.

In an actual fight Anon would probably get flatten by everyone in that house except Cottonball. But even then a well placed bun kick could probably TKO him. But if Ariana respects and loves him and recognizes him as a good parent when he puts his foot his foot down she wont likely hurt him.

But i get it, we dont live in a perfect world. Its not all audience driven claps and heart felt awws. Im pretty sure that no matter how perfect and lovable a daughter is she will lash out sometimes and no amount of hugs and love can stop it.

In times like that, I usually head canon that when one daughter flips her shit or lashes out in anger the other daughters step in. Sometimes it works, othertimes it doesnt. Im pretty sure Arianna has pushed or shoved away her dad and caused him to rag doll several feet. Sometimes he's hurt, othertimes he's not. And Im pretty sure there were times when Kimmy, and Lenora had to team up to restrain a crying and or violent Ariana who reached a snapping point. And im pretty sure there tiems when nobody could stop her and she just broke stuff until she felt better or came to her senses.

Still, I think the scariest of them in regards to standing up to is Lenora. She has that resting bitch face and looks like she is one ugly and angry snarler. Ariana is the sleeping giant who when lashes out is an even bigger threat than Lenora. And Kimmy/Mera is more of a middle child who is more balanced in her moods and usually calms herself down before things get out of hand.

>>6660919
Agreed, for the most part. She might have had a handful of less controllable fits, but she also strikes me temperament wise as the sort who, even when inconsolably upset, would still almost always listen enough to just go to her room when he puts his foot down.
Though I could possibly see her as a bit of a brooder who can take a while to calm down when she gets really worked up.

Not to say she hasn't probably hurt her dad or one of her sisters on at least a handful of occasions, but she probably beats herself up over it just thinking about it.

>Kimmy/Mera is more of a middle child who is more balanced in her moods and usually calms herself down before things get out of hand.
It probably helps that they, at least as I imagine, have differing personalities. With Kimmy being more energetic and carefree, compared to Mera being more the voice of reason, and ultimately the more dominant personality when all is said and done.
I recall individual chimera heads being able to grapple for control of the body as a whole, and possibly have a single one in full control. So it'd be interesting that if they were fighting with each other enough, or one was throwing a fit that the other people in the house, including their twin couldn't reason with, they could lock up like a fainting goatgal as they mentally wrestle for bodily control.

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>>6636158

>>6661120
>Petunia fucking Anon

>>6661102
Thats a really interesting take on their dynamic. Mera doesnt usually get a lot of love and its nice to read more about her. But yeah, I can see Arianan as a brooder. Cute as fuck brooder.

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>>6661142
>>6661120

I bet Petunia would be an out of this work fuck to have on top of you. Like a giant fun pillow. All that warm, negative weight.

>>6661187
I miss when it was just Kimmy/Mera, her mother and her father. Like a normal family. None of this super harem crap.

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>>6661187
Yeah, conjoined twins probably aren't the easier to write, and snek might be super cute, but they're a bit limited.
Kimmy seems more of an in the moment sort of person, who either figures she'll worry about it later, or has a habit of not looking before she leaps.
Mera's probably usually in the right, and avoids punishments Kimmy gets as far as possible. Kimmy also probably doesn't like listening to the buzzkill, but if she's really insistent, she can typically pull her sister back from doing something dumb.

Of course, Mera, like Ariana, isn't a perfect little princess. She can be unreasonable, and lash out. Which as a snake, she has only two ways to express that aggression.
And, given that she knows their dad is far more likely to believe her over Kimmy, sometimes she'll lie.
Something that I'd give double punishment if caught, reasoning that abusing trust and power is a particularly heinous crime.

>>6661357
Well good thing he's a single dad raising a bunch of chillins he sired from brief flings, one night stands and bestiality while traveling the world.

>>6661404
>That filename
Come to think of it. What is the order of birth for the kids? Who's the oldest? Youngest? So on.

I always figured it was from oldest

>Lenora
>Groot
>Kimmy/Meta
>Arianna

>>6661852
Ariana, Kimmy/Mera, Lenora, Groot.

Lenora and Groot was him sampling the local wildlife after he settled down. Lenora soon after, Groot a few years after.

>>6661852
Kimmy/Mera, Lenora, Ariana.

>>6636158
I forgot Satyr are lustful creatures. Looks like my oc is gonna be a fucking machine

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>>6662849

>>6661852
Ariana, Lenora, Kimmy/Mera. Groot is a mystery, because Anon can't remember ever fucking a timber wolf and she mainly just comes and goes as she pleases and never says anything, but he's pretty sure she's his kid.

>>6662938
its true though, they fucking love alcohol and sex.
Can't get enough of it.

>>6666107
Whenever you talk to a satyr, there's a 50/50 chance as to whether they'll be blind drunk or else hungover as balls.

>>6666760
Which ones wouldn't drink?

>>6667292
Dingaling, Broil off the top of my head.

>>6661204
who's art is that? it's shit

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>>6670763
Mimic. And I like it. But everyone has their tastes.

>>6670976
>>6670763
the proportions are really off, even for size difference. and it's kind of hard to tell what's going on in the background? it's not the worst i've seen, but Mimic should work on it some more.

>>6672272 (me)
i meant to be giving critique, not rude. i like Mimic's art, but this feels more like a WIP

>>6637302
>Pastebins and the Searchable Archive.

legit question tho does anyone actually do that?

does anyone actually go back in time to read amateur horse porn fiction from three years ago?

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>>6672272
>>6670763
I've tried for the past three hours trying to draw from this reference without blatantly tracing it outright. I'd say that's super good compared to whatever I crap out.

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>>6672493
Who were you drawing? Broil? Snapshot? Can we see it?

>>6672351
I dont. Usually never works for me

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>>6672661
Simmer, actually. It's suppposed to be a companion piece for tis Broil sketch from a while ago. It's not coming out so hot though, so I think I'll do it some other time.

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>>6672863
Well keep at it. Love to see more dragon butts.

>>6659249
>on the rare occasions that she's naughty
Ariana's idea of being naughty is putting the dishes away crooked after volunteering to do the washing up. Even then she was racked with guilt and tearfully confessed to her dad a few hours later, expecting him to be furious and punish her.

In truth, Anon wouldn't have even noticed is she hadn't said anything.

>>6675132
>Implying
Ariana's idea of being naughty is to lure colts and fillies to her cave and rape them with her penis-sized clit.

Is there any Anon x Broil art or stories? She's a hottie.

>>6675372
There were some nice short stories a few weeks (or a month?) ago. I don't have links for them, unfortunately, but if you search a few threads back you will probably find them.

>>6675398
>but if you search a few threads back you will probably find them.
I don't wanna have to do that... Don't you guys save your stories? Or were the stories you're talking about just one-shots?

>>6675481
/satyr/ is notoriously lax with cataloguing their content. There's new art that hasn't even been up Derpi yet for safe keeping.

>>6675757
Is this one of the reasons why things are a little slow? I mean, who wants to join a general that can't even manage their own content properly, making it really difficult for you to find all the art and stories that has been created in it?

>>6675887
It's more than likely the case. It's ironic because we only have a handful of content creators left. Maybe less.

>>6675941
Don't they have pastebins for their stories? Or upload their own art to Derpi? Or do others do it for them?

I remember we used to say that content creators shouldn't use trips or names when they post here. I honestly believe that was a mistake.

>>6676021
Some have pastebins, but don't link them or put them in the Anonpone archive. No artist uploads their own drawings on Derpi save for two or three people.

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We need porn of these two.

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>>6677458
Be sure to ask DJ or /d/ if they ever come back for some requests. Or you could commission.

>>6677627
You can tell that Utah doesn't care that he's fucking a fat slut; he's just happy to finally get some pussy. And Petunia doesn't care because she's just happy to have that feeling of a cock inside her again, even if it isn't Anon's.

>>6677705
She's not fat, she's big boned.
Big difference.

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>>6677705
>And Petunia doesn't care because she's just happy to have that feeling of a cock inside her again, even if it isn't Anon's.

Has there been any stories or pics of Petunia and Anon? i think this is the only one that i can recall. He a simple farm hand that had to milk the cows that one summer? And had a chance encounter with the bovine beauty?

>>6677734
She's pretty chubby bordering on fat. But she gots curves in all the right places. Let not lie to ourselves here.

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>>6677745
>No lewdcest with Anon and Milkymoo satyru

>>6677745
There's a story where she gets milked by Utah.

>>6677840
Got a link?

>>6677840
I want Anon milking Petunia.

>>6677872
If it's just a one-shot, then you might as well go to Desuarchive and search for it yourself.

>>6677812
I guess the people who care about her only care about shipping her with Utah.

>>6677872
>Carrying the metal buckets to the barn, you sigh.
>Bucky ditched again, meaning you and Cider have to pick up his slack.
>You swear, you don't know why mom and dad let him pull this stuff.
>As you reach the barn doors, you see Cider being chased by the pigs.
>Once again, she opened both gates.
>Shaking your head, you walk in.
>The cows moo and call.
>"Oh, whose this handsome young gentleman?"
>"Why, Utah, look at you! You've gotten so big since the last time you paid us a visit!"
>Blushing, you look down.
"Hi Marylan, Felicia. Ma'ams."
>You haven't milked the cows in years.
>Mom and dad always had your older sister and brother do it.
>Something about controlling... Something.
>You don't remember.
>As you drop the buckets off, you head back to get more.
>This is going to be a loooong afternoon...


>"Mmmooooooo!"
>As you squeeze and pull, Daisy Jo just giggles.
>All of the cows did when you milked them.
>Apparently the feeling of hand milking is much more relaxing than machine milking.
>You wouldn't know.
>Filling the bucket, you stop.
>You grab the freshly cleaned ladle and sample.
>Good enough to pass Apple family quality.
>Bringing the bucket outside, you place it next to the rest.
>Cider, her exhaustion plain on her face, takes it and another to the 'maker' room.
>Only one more cow to milk and you'll help her.
>Heading to the last stall, you see the cow's behind.
>Kinda short and small to be milking age.
>Walking up, you place a hand on its behind.
"I'm gonna need you over here."
>The cow suddenly starts to stand up.
"What the?..."
>It's almost on its hindlegs.
>As you watch it fully stand, hair falling back, and face come to view, you pause.
>You just stare as the half human, half cow girl chews on some straw.
>She looks to you, swallows, and smiles.
>"Utah! Why, it's been years since ah last saw ya!"
"Petunia?!"
>You thought she moved away!
>You used to play with her all the time as a kid.
>As you stand there, dumbfounded, the girl hugs you.
1/2

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>>6678197
Not entirely true, its just the most fun and easiest to work with. But opening up more dialog about her can lead to new possibilities. Being negative and not discussing new possibilities wont change anything. Petunia was making a transition to Warren, but if we are talking Anon lets talk anon. Now, I love incest as much as the next guy, buts its a litlte played out. How about a young farm hand hired to milk the cows and do upkeep while the apples are away? Possibility?

>>6678228
>Her udders and chest press against you.
>Blushing hard, you shakily return the hug.
>She giggles.
>"Now, what're ya doin' here?"
>Stuttering you try to speak.
"I- milk?"
>She giggles again, letting go.
>Petunia moves to a bar, bending over.
>Her udders swing a bit as she grips the bar.
>"'Course yer here for that. What happened? Cider and Bucky busy?"
>You nod, cheeks still burning pink.
"Uh, yeah."
>Getting the bucket and stool in position, you feel awkward reaching for her...
>You'd rather not say.
>Squeezing, she moos a bit.
>"Ahh... Been too long since ah had a good milking."
>Why does this make you feel so awkward?!
>Like you want to apologize to her.
>"So, how've ya been these last few years?"
>Coughing to the side, you force yourself to ignore the feeling.
"Good, good. Just going to school, getting ready to visit Appleoosa."
>"Heh, that's good... Ya know, ah missed ya, Utah."
>Going silent as you milk her, you smile.
"I missed you too."
>The rest of your milking went smoothly.
>You two talked about various things.
>How she's home schooled, how her trips to go grazing are, how you've made a couple good friends.
>Time seems to fly by and before you know it, you're done.
>As you grab the bucket and are about to leave, you hear Petunia call.
>"Utah... We'll see each other again, right?"
>Stopping to look back at her, you nod.
>It causes a little smile to form on her lips.
>"Good. I'm glad."
>Giving you a little wave, Petunia watches as you leave.
>Outside, there's just one other bucket left.
>Cider reaches for it, but you grab it.
"I got it."
>She chuckles, grabbing your arm and shaking it.
>You blush and pull it back.
>"Ya ain't an iron man yet. Stick with one."
>Scowling a bit, you carry the ONE bucket as Cider grabs the other.
>"So, I'm thinking butter cream."
>You give her a confused look.
>"Fer Bucky, as he sleeps. Payback."
>You nod, mind wandering to your next visit with Petunia as Cider rambles on about her revenge plan.
2/2

>>6678231
I prefer the incest, honestly. Partly because it's hot, partly because I prefer solo Anon, few satyrs settings.
My first thought is an Anon that started as a farmhand and often found himself having fun with the cows and sheep.

>>6678231
>>6678291
Here's an idea for a headcanon.
Older Utah being her father.

>>6678231
I use it because they're cute, the origin is really simple to explain, and they have great chemistry. That's usually why I put the characters I like with each other.

>>6678231
>its just the most easiest to work with
Because it basically involves turning Utah into a copy of Applejack and every single one in the Apple family. A boring farmer who only wants a peaceful life at the farm and nothing else.

>>6678539
>and they have great chemistry
In your headcanon.

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>>6678626
Forgive me for saying this, but it sounds more like you want to argue with people about their headcanon rather bring new topics to the table. I also opened the floor for people like you who are not happy with whats being discussed to bring your own take to the matter.

There is no point in arguing other peoples take on the character. What do you want to do with this character then? Im ope to talk about just anything so long as its interesting.

>>6678694
Let's talk about Anon milking Petunia. Or Warren hooking up with her and her fat udders, that sounded nice.

>>6678768
Anon milking her fat udders. All three of them.

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>>6678784
Doesnt she have 4 udders?

>>6678768
I imagine that Anon had a fling with her during a summer farm hand job.As for Warren, he loves cuddling with his chubby goddess. On the couch, or in the bed. She makes the perfect house wife. Right now eating so not really going in depth wiht it.

>>6678626
>Because it basically involves turning Utah into a copy of Applejack and every single one in the Apple family. A boring farmer who only wants a peaceful life at the farm and nothing else.
In your headcanon

>>6678626
How about this:
Utah grew up on the farm with AJ and Anon, but he always hated farming.
He found it incredibly boring.
He always wanted to move to Canterlot and become a wizard.

>>6678848
This is /sad/. Where are the fetishes?

>>6678768
>>6678826
I don't know about this Warren business. Part of the reason some people are starting to get annoyed with Utah, Petunia and Featherheart is the shipping wars that go on about it.
Adding another ship right now seems like it'd just make people fight.

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>>6678915
Its been suggested before in the past, its not something new that just came up today. And it seems like /satry/ as a whole has been getting sick of shipping in general. Like a favorite treat that you eat everyday, most are getting sick of it and want to change things up. Understandable.

Looks like things are gonna be shifting more towards SoL and non satyr x satyr shipping. But I wonder how /sad/ should go about it. Do we focus more on incest, and non related anon x satyr shipping for lewd? Or are we gonna focus on things like Satyr x Pony? I wrote a somewhat long short of Pogo spending a night with Mayor Mare and it was lukewarm received. So i assume not a lot of people were that interested in it.

>>6678915
He also has nothing going for him

>>6679081
>I wrote a somewhat long short of Pogo spending a night with Mayor Mare and it was lukewarm received
I don't remember that. If it was not extremely lewd, then can you repost it in /sat/? Or if it's really lewd, then repost here?

>>6679081
For /sat/, SoL and sonfus on non-satyr girls is probably the future. Certainly less conflict ridden.
Incest will almost certainly stay very popular on /sat/, though I don't know what will fill the void of satyr on satyr porn.

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>>6679161
Too lazy to repost the whole thing so i'll just give you the link.

>>6679184
Probably more of the same until we think of something else. Hey we should make /satyr/ New Years Resolutions. That could be fun

>>6679219
>>6679184
Forgot the link. Im an idiot
http://pastebin.com/C4NCxKnL

How many people actually like Warren?

>>6679184
>Incest will almost certainly stay very popular on /sat/
Probably, so long as it remains softcore there and doesn't turn into hardcore shit like inbreeding by cumming in their urethra.

>>6679274
I like him as much as I like Petunia.

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>>6679278
>inbreeding by cumming in their urethra.
>inbreeding
>by cumming in the urethra

Uh Anon. I have some news for you. Joking aside, daddy daughter impregnation is a very guilty pleasure of mine and wish to see it explored more. But i know its not everyons cup of fetish tea.

>>6679274
I dont have any problem with Warren. But like a lot of our poor sonfus he doesnt get mentioned often and has very little backstory. I wrote a few one shots for him, but never went that far. But he surely is a cutie and want to see more of him. Just havent found the right spin for him.

>>6679325
>daddy daughter impregnation is a very guilty pleasure of mine and wish to see it explored more. But i know its not everyons cup of fetish tea.
Exactly this.

>>6679325
>wish to see it explored more
My god, I hope that never happens. Would you seriously do that shit to your own kid in real life if you had one?

>>6679608
>Would you seriously do that shit to your own kid in real life if you had one?

Just stop. A FANTASY FETISH is not the same as reality. No I would not do that to my kid in real life. Much like most people dont want to get raped in real life but plenty of people have rape FANTASIES. You make it sound like people cant talk or write about stories that cross a border because somehow that translates into real life. Which is stupid. And I get it, shit like that does happen in real life, but it sure as hell didnt start on an indonesian image board talking about colorful equine ponies. By your logic we cant write about satyrs at all because "Would you seriously fuck a horse in real life and have impossible half breed kids?"

>>6679325
Take out the incest part and I'll talk about it whenever.

But what backstory? I wrote him as a leper in that Darkest Dungeon story I did.

>>6680069
>Take out the incest part and I'll talk about it whenever.

Talk about what? I think I am not following

>But what backstory? I wrote him as a leper in that Darkest Dungeon story I did.
Oh yeah? I was kinda interested in that story prompt but never got to read it. Link?

>>6680384
The impregnation part.
>Oh yeah? I was kinda interested in that story prompt but never got to read it. Link?

Here's the link
http://pastebin.com/9k4XWam6

>>6679274
I want him to pick me up and carry me to bed. I want to wake him up by chugging his gigantic morning wood.

>>6681202
Are you his mom?

>>6681349
Ideally I'm his boyfriend.
Although now that you mention it, having him carry me off to bed where his father is already snoozing has its appeal. Sleeping between two enormous horsedudes and waking up with double the morning wood to service sounds good.

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>>6681440
Dont be giving me this kind of boner right now Anon, im trying to write here.

>>6681488
Write what?

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>>6681499
If I tell you I will probably never finish it. And you could imagine something so great you'd be underwhelmed at the finished product.

Pic not related at all

>>6681488
Too bad.

I'm the first to admit I'm a size queen. The whole reason I fell for Trouble was that he was big enough for me to ride. More than big enough, really. Looking up at him still makes me feel like that little girl who fell out of reality and into the magical land of adorable stallions so many years ago.
So obviously I fucked him. I had long since learned that my steady diet high in horse jizz left me with enough magic to stretch to fit just about anything. Which was good, because Troubleshoes is hung.
Of course, just saying that doesn't do him justice - really all the stallions are hung. I'm saying that even if you grew an average stallion up to Trouble's massive scale, you'd have to enlarge his package by a significant margin to compare. I'm talking enormous.
And of course he's got the productivity to match. A single load bloated me to nigh-immobility. Basking in the warm, sticky afterglow, I couldn't help but tell him I loved him. He suggested we get married, because with his luck he had probably knocked me up.
I just laughed at that. I'm not too shy to admit I got around in my wild years. Turns out stallions were really in to me, and I was really, really in to bedding them. The thought of using protection seemed silly, the closest I came to that were unicorns with shield spells (which dissipate as soon as you kiss their horn). If I hadn't gotten knocked up by now, there's no way it was even possible.

Just my luck, he was right.

Carrying a half-horse is an interesting experience. My belly got as big as it had that first night, stayed that way, and then got bigger. I got strong, fortunately. I had been a bit doughy, but now I had thick, musclebound thighs. My ass went from thick to THICK. My tits ballooned up. I looked ridiculous. Troubleshoes loved it. He was so proud of me, he happily carried me around and showed me off like a trophy.

Finally the big day came and I pushed out that adorable 'little' spotted beach ball.

>>6682199
>because with his luck he had probably knocked me up.
Made me smile. And nice juicy little prompt. Love to see some art of this.

If you don't know about how horses grow, it's sort of weird. See, they basically grow up all at once. Over the course of a year he went from slightly too big for piggy back rides to goddamn enormous.
He certainly got his father's size, and the effect was amplified because he stood on two legs. He got his father's size below the belt, too. His cock stayed sheathed most of the time, but nothing could hide his balls. I couldn't stand to be around him - his musk permeated our trailer, mixing with his father's and driving me crazy. Trouble and I fucked constantly, but the heat remained.

Things had been awkward like that for some time, until I came home and found Warren fucking his father. It was the hottest goddamn thing I had ever seen. I practically came right there when Troubleshoes looked me in the eye and said, in his typical monotone, that I was right about him enjoying butt stuff, he had just never had a big enough toy to do it right.

So I joined in and helped my son give his father the largest, messiest orgasm of his life. Then it was my turn. At my request, Warren picked me up (like I weighed nothing), sat down, and proceeded to fuck the living daylights out of me.

He wasn't quite as big as his father (yet), but good lord he was huge nonetheless. I could actually feel him bulging my ribs like I was just a hollow cocksock. It was incredible - easily the longest two minutes of my life.

In the afterglow, the full weight of what we had done came crashing down. I sat in Warren's lap, while he laid against his father. I explained that what we had done was a special thing you should only do with people you truly love because it's the ultimate expression of care. Warren told me I sounded like his pony sex ed teacher. I laughed and asked if he had thought about hooking up with girls in his class.

>>6682543
He said he was kind of a loner. An outsider due to his heritage. Even among the other half-breeds he was seen as a freak because of his size and skin. I told him he was a symbol of the purest love and he should never be ashamed of who he was, what he looked like, or how outlandishly huge his cock was. He laughed at that, and hugged me close.

That's when I got greedy. I asked both my boys how much they loved me, and if they were up for another round. The answers were two deadpan "a lot"s and two unsure "yes"s. I turned Warren to face his father and laid him down so their cocks were touching. It didn't take much to get them both hard, and neither of them took long to figure out what I had in mind.

It was foolish, obviously. Too much cock for me to handle. The pleasure was overwhelming - I waited out almost immediately. I didn't come to my senses until well after they were done. All I knew was that I was incredibly sore, incredibly full, and incredibly satisfied.

So that's how it went, now. When the day was done, Warren would carry me to bed and fuck the stuffing out of me. When his father was still awake he'd join in too. Trouble turned out to be quite the buttslut, so Warren was rather busy. His body had little trouble keeping up - he just kept growing. Every morning he's a little taller, a little bigger and a little more virile. My breakfast in bed is a little sweeter and a bit more filling.

I wonder if I should ween him at some point? I know at some point I should probably stop nursing him, but my little colt loves loves his milk and it seems to be keeping him healthy. I guess we're already a non-traditional family, so what's one more tradition to buck.

(3/3)

>>6681202
Fag.

>>6682983
well, yeah

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>>6682983
>thinking its gay to take or want cute stallion cock

The stallions in the show are major cuties. Nothing gay about wanting to get banged by one.

>>6683210
Meme.

>>6679274
I like him. More for cute SoL than for lewd.

>>6678240
How does one forget a friend lives in their barn?
>Inb4 Applejack forbid any of the boys to see the cows

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>>6685199
nice, thanks anon. More drake butts are always appreciated.

>>6682754
thanks for the read anon, was a nice fap.

>>6685199
I'd bury my dick so far up her ass whosoever to pull me out would be crowned the next king.

>>6685199
Nice! Who's the artist?

>>6684463
I'm not the one who wrote it. If you want me to guess, AJ probably told the boy that she moved away. The idea is usually that she wants her away from Utah.

>>6688817
Nah. Utah secretly wants to forget that fat and lazy cow even existed, now that he has grown up and found a better girl.

>>6689468
In your headcanon.

>>6689468
Wait, let me change that. She's fat, lazy, AND
>>6678240
>She can't even milk herself with her own two hands
>Someone else must always do it for her
Add 'mentally challenged' to that list.

Hm, it suddenly makes sense now. Young Utah only feels pity for her; It's all pity love.

>>6688359
[email protected]

Darcy's big dick

>>6689843
No.

>>6689843
Anon's big dick pounding satyr's ass.

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Satyr on pony the best.

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>>6689880
Alright, fine.
Teri shrinking stallions to make a breezie-sized reverse harem

>>6690122
I never really liked the Breezies quite honestly.

>>6689843
Wanna see more of her impregnating Ace.

>>6690878
I want to see a young Icarus impregnating Ace. Or one of her brothers. Or maybe just an orgy with them.

>>6690122
Teri is a qt.
I want to see her riding Anon's cock.

>>6691158
Who is Teri?

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>>6691172

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>>6691172
MT gave the breezie satyr a name.

>>6691158
He likes to sneak up and long range cum shot her.

>>6691193
>>6691252
She is a mega cutie. Do we have anymore art of her?

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>>6691513
Not much, sadly. Pretty much the pics that have already been posted.

>>6689843
>>6690878
I love you guys. Amazon master race pending.

>>6691252

[Angry Swedish Moth Noises]

>>6692287
>"Mooooom!?"
>"What is it, dear?"
>"I've got this huge boner and it won't go down. What do I do?"

>>6692287
Fuck that and fuck you for trying to turn a satyr into a different fucking gender.

>>6692485
>"Get your soster to take care of it!"
"... hands or mouth?"
>"Either! Just no pussy stuff or I swear I will break out la chancla!"
"Okay! Okay! Sorry ma ma! Gala?!"

>>6692741
>not hotdogging her

>>6692824
>Pussy stuff =/= okay
Didn't say butt stuff wasn't off the table. Thanks moooom.

>>6679740
>By your logic we cant write about satyrs at all because
What comes after that line just shows what an idiot you are.
>Would you seriously fuck a horse in real life and have half breed kids?
Yes, if I ended up in a magical world dominated by small and colorful ponies who are just like humans, and there are literally no other humans there. You would too.

>>6692287
I'd love to see it anon. May crack a one shot about that myself.

>>6693533
Im honestly convinced you just want to bitch and argue with people just because. Sorry my last point wasn't the strongest but you just so casually ignored the points before it about it's all just fantasies. So stop getting so eternally triggered over people talking about things that most would never do in real life.

>>6693554
Danke

>>6693607
>Im honestly convinced
That's your problem.
You just used such a damn shitty example for that "by your logic"-thing that I felt like giving an honest answer to the question in it even though it wasn't an actual question you yourself asked.
>but you just so casually ignored the points before it about it's all just fantasies.
No, I didn't ignore it. I get what you mean. I really do. So now I am instead going to wonder about your sanity for having extremely fetishy fantasies like that every single day. At least it seems like it's every day since it got so bad that we had to create /sad/.

>>6694096
>So now I am instead going to wonder about your sanity for having extremely fetishy fantasies like that

Good, it's better than you being the moral thread police and pissing yourself when people talk about a fetish you don't like.

>>6694681
He's already admitted to being a troll before.
Try not to fuel his autism by arguing with him.

>>6694681
So... are you going to question your sanity anything? Maybe finally understand how trying to make futa impregnation and inbreeding a thing on /sat/ (before /sad/ was created) was a bad thing that made people on /mlp/ want to stay away?
I know you are that fetish-pushing and sensitive faggot who did just that back then. He was the only one who kept using words like "thread police".

Which female satyrs would be best at writing their name in the snow by peeing?

>>6699604
Tonbo and Darcy are the ones with dicks, right?

>>6700936
Who is tonbo?

>>6701748
Flitter satyr. She's a real mini milk.
She's not the one that guy always tries to get people into this futa amazon babies shit with, that'd be Ace.

>>6700936
Not in my headcanon.
I prefer girls without dicks.

>>6702905
As do I. Fuck those who tries to change the damn gender of existing satyrs like that.

>You and AJ walk side by side along a wooden fence overlooking the various wildlife, you glance over at the grazing cows as AJ speaks looking forward, “It’s a pretty straight forward job, keep the pens clean, feed the animals, and water the crops. All in all should take ya about from sunrise tah sunset to finish the job if’n ya take things slow. Course you don’t gotta worry bout transportation nor food, got ya covered on both fronts here. The guest house round back is where you’ll be sleepin, and you can always head on over to our storage when you need food.”
“Thanks I really appreciate it.”
>”Ah think nothing of it, with how long and hard yer gonna be workin it’s the least I can do. Just remember yer here to work first, don’t be slackin off until after all the chores er done.”
“Ok.”
>”Oh and one last thing, the cows are ready tah milked too. Be sure ya do it two times a day, one in the morning and one in the evening. It be easier if its your first, and last job of the day.” She states leading you to a barn, opening the door a large storage type machine chugs along as she points to the front of it. “Any milk ya collect just toss it in there, the machine’ll do the rest. Simple right?”
“Y.Yeah.” You stammer realizing just how much work you were signing up for.
>”Well, we’ll be gone for about 5 days, 6 if something comes up. But expect us by Friday at the earliest.”
“Ok. When do you want me to stay over?”
>”Just swing by tomorrow evening and let yourself in to the guest house, we’ll be long gone by then but the chores will be done, so you only gotta worry about the next day onward.”
“Ok.”
>She hoofs you the keys and nods with a verbal agreement being reached, “Get lots of rest kid, it aint gonna be no easy job that’s for sure.”

>Doing as AJ advised, you make sure to get well over your 8 hours and take it easy with a late start.

>>6705250

>Waking up in your less than stellar room, you toss a travel case on the bed and begin packing some spare clothing.
>Tossing a few books into the mix, you gather some more things you think will entertain yourself and close the case.
>Taking one look at your room you realize it could use a rather large cleaning.
“Guess I better clean all this shit up.”
>You spend the last few free hours of the day cleaning your room since you know you won’t be around for a while. Satisfied with how it is, you gather your belongings and head out the door.
>Passing a few of your roommates, you lazily wave goodbye to them before leaving. The walk to Sweet Apple Acres is a quiet one. The only real sounds are the background noise of townsfolk, and the crunching of rocks under your feet.
>With your thoughts you reach the farm grounds and make your way to the guest house. Jingling your keys, you find the right one and let yourself in.
>The house had a somewhat stagnant air to it but you could tell it had been kept up often. It was a simple building, a main room, and a hall to a bedroom. The bedroom itself had a built in shower and toilet where a closet should have been, but they made up for it with a rather sturdy looking large wooden drawer.
>You walk around the room and look over your new surroundings, idly opening the drawer you close it and go for the large curtained window. Pulling them apart, you admire the wide open fields and wafting trees a moment.
>Sadly this is not your norm, just a small fleeting dream of wealth and occupation far beyond what you could achieve. Might as well fucking enjoy it.

>In the small standup shower, the warm water runs as you press up against the beige wall. One hand firmly on your cock and the other squeezing the shit out of a loofa, you bite your lip as you feel yourself nearing completion before ejaculating all onto the floor.

>>6705260

>Your spurts of seed swirl with the water as it goes down the drain. Satisfied, you clean up a bit and kill the water. After a nice towel off, you change into some of your loungewear and lay in bed.
>It was still kind of early, but then again, this was under the assumption that you had your normal sleep schedule. Knowing you had an early, early start tomorrow you reach for the clock by your bed and set it for 5am.
>Getting under the blankets, you cozy up and relax, trying to coax yourself into sleep. In the stillness of the house, you hear little inexplicable sounds and taps. From where you’re not really sure but the uneasiness you feel is a certainty.
>Trying to ignore it, you chalk it up to just a settling house and get ready for bed. Figuring no point in losing sleep over something you can’t control, you simply roll to the side and curl up.

>The alarm clock vibrates like crazy as you fumble around to silence it. It gives one last ding as you tiredly sit up and rub your eyes. With a quick shower to wake up, you get dressed in your work wear and head out.
>The first place you go to is towards the pig pen. Bringing out the bags of feed, you set them by the troughs as all the little pigs waddle over excitedly towards you.
“Here you go fat stuff.” You chuckle innocently spreading the food out.
>With the pigs fed you ready for your next task and begin unspooling the garden hose. The level of intelligence from these pigs was amazing. They all waddled over to the next pen as you opened it, and readied for their bath.
>You lazily blast them with the hose for a few minutes before turning off the tap. Letting the pigs dry off, you begin your next task of cleaning the old pen. Even from here you can smell the faint odor of shit and piss.
“Joy.”
>After a vigorous session of shoveling shit, and cleaning the area, you move on to your next task of the day.

>>6705268

>Walking up to the sheep’s pen, you look for the door as one glances at you somewhat uninterested. “So you new around here?” She asks which caught you a bit off guard, but then again nothing should surprise you at this point.
“Uh yeah, just for the week. I’m covering for the Apples while they’re out of town.”
>”Baaaah, good riddance I say. Not a fan of that apple tart.”
>A nearby sheep gives a scoff, “You will never let it go that one time she slammed that gate in your face will you?”
>The sheep all talk at once as you open up the pen.
“Do you guys mind getting out for a bit so I can clean?”
>”Ha, like you gotta tell us twice.” The sheep laughs before they all begin walking out, leaving a very messy pen behind as you sigh and reply literally.
“Time to clean more shit.”

>In this way the day comes to a close as the sun begins to set. You trudge back to your house exhausted and dirty but just happy to be done. As you get your keys ready its then you hear a cow moo in the distance. “Helloooooo! I don’t mind to be a bother! But we haven’t been milked all day!” The cow politely hollers.
“Oh FUCK.” You groan annoyed “I forgot the fucking cows.”
>Zapped of energy, but still knowing you had a job to do, you head on over. Hopefully this won’t take that long.
>Reaching the barn, you look over and see about 12 cows. Thankfully not that much. You see the feed and begin to bring it out but a nearby cow calls out “Oh that wont be needed, we’ve eaten already.”
“Huh? You have?”
>”Mhm, Petunia took care of it.”
“Petunia? Is that one of Mrs. Applejack’s kids?”
>”Oh heavens no.” she laughed, “She’s Daisy-Jo’s.”
>Though you had no idea who that was, at this point all you cared about was sleep. And one less thing for you to do is always good.

>>6705304

>Putting away the feed, you ready the bucket and stool before going to your first cow. “Why hello there.” She smiles with the mannerisms of a friendly elderly woman, “Haven’t seen ya around here before. You new?”
“No, I’m just gonna be here for the week. Watching the place while they’re all out of town.”
>”Ah, I see. That explains why we didn’t get milked this morning.” She laughs “The old udders do get a bit swollen if they aren’t milked right.” She groans with a slight pain before presenting her udders.
>The pendulous flesh bounces a bit as you set the bucket down before grabbing hold of two and slowly working up a wringing motion. The bucket pangs loudly as streams of milk collide against the metal bottom as the cow sighs in relief, as though holding in a piss for a very long time.
>”Thank you sweetie, I’ve been needing this all day.”
“Yeah sorry about that, I’ll be here first thing in the morning tomorrow for sure.”
>”We’d appreciate it.”
>Done with her, you go down the row and hit up each cow. Reaching towards the end, you notice a somewhat human looking girl peeking from the corner of the last stable.
>She sort of slinks back when you notice her but you go over and see a young cow satyr slinked up against the wall.
>You could tell this wasn’t just a place she was hiding away in. There were little worn posters and belongings that clearly showed this was where she was living.
“Um..hi.”
>She slightly looks over to you and gives a nervous smile “H.hello.”
>This was unreal, in this stagnant, smelly barn this young girl was living here like one of the cows. Then again, she technically was a cow, but she was still human wasn’t she?
>You look her over from bottom to top and can see that above her hooves and udders she definitely was human. She was wearing this small and tight little blue and white flannel top with less than half of the buttons making contact.

>>6705311

>You try to look down her blouse but look away when she tries to make eye contact.
“Um, I was supposed to milk all the c.cows and..”
> She begins to undo her blouse but its then Daisy-Jo laughs good humouredly “Oh there’s no need. Petunia usually takes care of it herself.”
>Boner status disappointed, but still aroused. Petunia looks somewhat distraught as she begins to button herself up and sighs. With your job done, you wave to Petunia.
“It was nice meeting you, thanks for feeding them for me today. I’ll be here on time tomorrow for sure.”
>”Oh, ok.” She nods politely before readying a blanket and looking like she was getting ready for bed.
>You walk away and head to the machine before pouring its milky contents into the storage unit. Finally done, you head back to the house.

>The alarm shakes violently as you slam it silent; with a loud yawn you drag yourself off the bed. In the shower you try not to sleep as you lazily clean yourself. Done, you dress yourself again and head out, this time straight for the cow barn.
>Letting yourself in, you ready the hay and begin plopping it in for the cows. Reaching the end, you slowly peek in to Petunia’s room and see her sleeping quietly. Daisy-Jo whispers “She’s quiet the lazy bones Mr. Anon, she wont be awake for another few hours.”
“Oh, ok. Should I leave her some hay too? Orrrr does she eat something else?”
>”She normally eats fruits and vegetables from the garden, she’ll be fine you don’t gotta worry about her.”
“Ok thanks for letting me know.” You comment taking one last gaze at her, though faint you would swear you saw some wetness on her shirt.
>Duty calls as you just discard the thought and head out to do your other duties. The pigs all gather for their morning hosing as you blast them from side to side.
>Done with that you work on cleaning the pen, as you do, Petunia comes walking over. “Hey, sorry I missed you.”
“Its fine, you looked tired.”

>>6700936
Half-Pipe and Darcy, Maybe Kaos.

>>6705324

>Petunia makes no real reply but hangs around watching you, like she was waiting for something. Getting a good look at her in the light, you see how deliciously curvy she is.
>You’d give anything to squeeze those massive tits out of every drop of milk from her then fuck her senseless but it all got wasted when that cow shot you down.
>Pained by both disappointment and your raging boner, you sigh to calm yourself and take a big whiff of the shit around you to kill your libido.
>Getting up, you get ready to go to your next destination but decide to roll the dice.
“I gotta go water the crops now, do..you wanna come with? Its..kinda boring just doing it by myself.”
>”Yeah, I don’t mind.”
>The two of you walk over to the fields, as you head to the makeshift canals. Petunia keeps up behind you and looks around as you bend down to work the irrigation faucets.
“So do you really live in the barn if you don’t mind me asking?”
>”Huh? Well, yeah I do. Why?”
“Isnt that like, bad?”
>”The barns not so bad.” She smiles “I’ve lived there since I was a little calf. It’s my home.”
“I don’t know much about what goes on here, but I mean, they have a guest house. Why don’t you live there? They have me staying there, and I’m only here for like 4 more days.”
>”Oh I couldn’t that, then where would my mom live?”
“So..its just you and your mom?”
>”Yeah, and the other girls.”
>You decide not to press the issue about her dad, but still want to know more about her.
“So tell me about yourself, what do you do for fun around here?”
>”Not much, I usually just play with the piggys, or talk to Mrs. Sheepard. But sometimes I read too.”
>As expected, farm life is boring. “What about you Anon?” She asks crouching down, “What do you like to do?”
“Oh you know, usual stuff. I like to watch TV, drink, relax, stuff like that.”
>”TV?”
“Yeah, you never watched it?”
>”No.”
“Its good, you should sometime”

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>>6705337

>With the small lull in the conversation you twist the faucets closed before getting up and dusting yourself off.
“Ready to go feed some sheep?”

>At the sheep pen, Petunia enthusiastically greets her friends as you walk over and open the door. Without being told to they all begin to walk out and graze in the field as you get to clean the filth.
>While you work suddenly Petunia comes into view as she pours feed into their trays.
“Oh thanks.”
>”No problem.” She smiles with her cute chubby face, as she pours, her ample bosoms press together as you try to distract yourself from the sensual view. “So what are we gonna do after this?”
“Probably water the other crops and restock all the feed. But I can take care of that myself, you don’t gotta help me. You’ve done enough.”
>”I don’t mind. This is the first time I really get to walk around.”
“You stay in the barn all day or something?”
>”Yeah, my mom doesn’t really like me going out much.”
“Why?”
>”I don’t know.” She replies looking at the ground with a fidget before kicking a tuff of grass into the air, “But if you don’t mind, can I still tag along?”
“Sure, I don’t mind. You’re helping me clear these chores super fast haha, why would I not want a slave?” You joke testing the waters
>Petunia chuckles at your little tease as you laugh too relived she took kindly to it and decide to go all or nothing.
“Say if we finish early do you wanna get something to eat?”
>”Sure!” She perks up “I know the best place for some apples.”
“I was thinking more along the lines of pizza.”
>”Whats pizza?”
“…You’re kidding me right?”
>”Kidding about what?”
“C’mon, let’s finish up here fast. We got us a pizza to order.” You smile

Stopped here since I've worked on this for the past few days and feeling burned out. I'll try to continue this later. With the lewd I intended to be here.

>>6705141
>Futa
>Gender
Nigga, it's chicks with dicks. It's a fucking fetish, you retard. Like your invreeding harems, or urethra fucking, or big titty lactation.

>>6705364
Dont bother replying to him, he's just trying to start shit by pissing himself over anything he can. And then when people call him out on it he cries and says we're the hostile ones. Just dont give him attention.

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>>6705335
>Maybe Kaos

I think with Kaos she does it more to be lol so randumb and to tease any would be suitors. Kind of a test to see how committed they are to her. Futa Darcy X Ace tho gets my dick hard. Hope we get more of that.

Any good cuck/NTR satyr stories? Apart from the usual Mrs cake/cadence ones. Something with the satyrs themselves would be great too, preferably teen NTR

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>>6705498
Your confidence in /satyr/ is flattering anon. But sadly we have not reached that point where we have a variety of different content. Cuck/NTR isnt a real popular topic here also, so it never gets discussed, written, or drawn often. Closes i can recall is a one shot where Anon was cheating on Bonbon with Gumdrop. And that was only a single post. Dont think I saved it. But there was a this story here >>6636571 where Gumdrop cucks her husband with her dad Anon. Hoping to see the story creator add to it.

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>>6705671
>i can recall is a one shot where Anon was cheating on Bonbon with Gumdrop.
It wasn't cheating, she's just a cuckqueen.

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>>6705709
She loves watching her little girl get banged by her big man. But is it really cucking if she is into it? Im not familiar with cuck culture. Or maybe Im thinking of NTR where the husband or wife is not happy with the set up.

Most of the content I like is fun with the whole family tier where its just wincest for days.

>>6705381
>and says we're the hostile ones.
Never forget the times when self-centered people like you tried to make almost every single thing in /sat/ be about sexual fetishes, and then raged and went on rants everytime people said they had enough and told you to stop or at least stop posting it so often. Never forget.

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>>6705749
I said this way back, but in common use (but perhaps not the dictionary definition), cuck doesn't mean someone who's ignorant, or hates it but feels trapped in the relationship, but someone who ignores, allows, or even encourages it.
And personally, I differentiate when a man and a woman are the one getting cucked, with cuckold and cuckqueen, as many do.
Cuckqeening a girl is pretty hot. Being cuckolded is worse than scat.

>Most of the content I like is fun with the whole family tier where its just wincest for days.
You I like.

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>>6705749
>Most of the content I like is fun with the whole family tier where its just wincest for days.

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>>6705844

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>>6705844
>Cuckqeening a girl is pretty hot.
In that the husband adds a female to the relationship and the wife is ok with it?

>Being cuckolded is worse than scat.
Im assuming this is the reverse where the wife adds a man to the relationship and the husband is complacent with it.

>You I like.
I like almost all my /sad/ and /sat/ bros and siss? here. We've had a lot of fun these past years. Hope there is more to come.

>>6705928
They make a really cute couple. Poor Tom and Jackie.

>>6705928
had a good chuckle

>>6705937
Yeah. As in the guy can fuck all the women he wants. He could even do it in the marital bed next to his wife. But she's cool with the situation, hell, better still if she likes it, and will stay loyal.

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>>6705953
It's not surprising at all. They're the main characters of the show. It would be shocking if they didn't, but Star and Marco are based around the creator and her husband.
>>6705974

>>6706003
It's not even cuckoldry.
In Equestria it's customary for the father to educate his daughters in the art of sexual intercourse.

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>>6706021
>In Equestria it's customary for the father to educate his daughters in the art of sexual intercourse.

Im down. Man, all this talk of wincest makes me to write some. Maybe later this week in work isnt kick my ass

>>6706045
>all this talk of wincest makes me to write some
Please do.
We need more stories.

>>6706021
I prefer skewed gender ratios, RGRE style.
There's just so few guys around that, if one is interested in an unherded girl, she'll probably get with him. And if that girl happens to be related to him, well nobody really cares.

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>>6706134
>There's just so few guys around that, if one is interested in an unherded girl, she'll probably get with him. And if that girl happens to be related to him, well nobody really cares.

But we have like a ton of male satyrs, wouldnt they all have their own mini harems then? Not that im complaining that would be banging. But its just less likely that we would see wincest so often with so many bachelor boys. Even if some have been trapified.

Also just for shits and giggles who would each satyr male take into their harem? would they share females?

>>6706218
>wouldnt they all have their own mini harems then?
Their sisters, and maybe some extra mares who are into bipeds.

>>6706218
>wouldnt they all have their own mini harems then?
Probably.

>who would each satyr male take into their harem
Some background ponies or something. I personally avoid satyr on satyr, and multi-anon settings.
Jay definitely got with Pacific Coast, for example.

>would they share females?
Eww, no. Why would they?

>>6706218
Well you see, I don't like them so they don't exist :^)

>>6706218
>would they share females?
Not generally, unless they're close friends.
The exception would be sharing their sisters with their other brothers if they had any. All males have the right to fuck their sisters as much as they want regardless of other males they are with.

>>6706312
Literally who?

>>6705671

Thanks for the sincere answer

>>6706323
Cute demon girl from Star vs the Forces of Evil.
No idea what her name is, but I would.

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>>6706342
Thought it was the new Cipactli satyr for a second.

>>6706366
We've never seen what her legs look like, so she could be a satyr for all we know.

>>6706045
So who you thinking of writing about?

>>6705462
Who do you think wears the pants and who do you think is the mazherly one?

Huh, haven't been on /sad/ in a few days. Maybe they'ce calmed do-
>Literal talk of cuckolding wives
Welp, see you fuckers later.

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>>6706597
Later.

>>6706597
Nah it's fine. As long it involves incest, it doesn't ever matter. They could stab her mom and them have sex with their daughter on top of it, but as long as their's incest, it doesn't matrer.

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>>6706597
The staggering amount of low-tier fetishes in this thread astounds me.

You've told us before, Anon.
No need to repeat yourself like a broken record.

>>6706287
>All males have the right to fuck their sisters as much as they want regardless of other males they are with.
Sounds pretty hot. I would like to see that.

>>6706574
Probably stick with my fav electra Gumdrop and the Bon. I have an idea in my head of them going out for vacation and work in lots of family "bonding"

>>6706582
I imagine they'd be equals in that their roles go either way. But Ace would definitely take the back seat when she gets pregnant.

>>6706781
Like everyone does here with incest, traps, udders, and urethra fucking? No thanks. Not until I get some variety in good quality lewd.

>>6706842
>This thread
>Quality

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>>6706840
>Probably stick with my fav electra Gumdrop and the Bon. I have an idea in my head of them going out for vacation and work in lots of family "bonding"

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>>6706878
>/sat/
>Quality
We're all just waiting to die off anyway. Both metaphorically and literally.

>>6706842
Be the change you want to see, Anon.
Bring up the topics you want to be discussed.

>>6707080
>Implying it doesn't always go back to incest.

>>6707094
I guess most people here like incest.

>>6707080
>>6707133

Dude, he just wants to bitch. He's some underageB& who thinks it's his job to punish the threads.
He's outright admitted he's a troll before.

>>6706878
This.
>All these headcanons about how inbreeding, family harems and incest between siblings only should be a law and stuff
I mean, wow... Not saying you aren't allowed to have it here or anything, but still, wow... I only have one thing to say: Thank god that /sad/ exists, or /satyr/ would truly have died some time ago.

I can't think of any general on /mlp/ that has this amount of fetishes going on in them this often every single day.
Seriously, do you even look at yourselves when you think "today is a good day to go to a general about families and take two female satyrs and turn them into futas so they can have futa amazon babies"?

>>6707094
This. Someone brings up something contrary to any of those and it always goes unnoticed, or gets a post and then it goes right into incest again.
>>6707151
Gee.. It's almost as if a person sharing a collective identity could be mistaken for the same person that's also sharing the collective identity.
>>6707180
Atleast one thing good came out of this thread. Now we're just biding time for Ragnorak.

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>>6707180
>inbreeding, family harems, incest between siblings should be law.
Nobody said inbreeding or family harems should be law. Just that it's seen as alright.
The bit with boys having automatic access to their sisters is kinda dumb, doubly so that it specifies that it doesn't matter if they're already in a relationship. But I figure it'd probably get only a few posts, then ignored, and thus not worth bitching about.

>Futa amazon babies.
It's shit, but it only pops up every now and then, and seems to only be two or three people talking about it. It's not like you can't bring up Darcy or Ace without people bringing up their futa babies. Not like how you can scarcely bring up Pogo or Alex without their non-fetish ship becoming the focal point.

>>6707268
When those people-who-are-totally-not-the-same-person™ all happen to have the same speaking patterns and word choices, and are coming to a place specifically made for explicit material to bitch about explicit material. It's like swimming in a septic tank and complaining that it's full of shit.

>>6707358
>Implying analyzing the speech pattern, in a board of anonymity, makes you certain it's the person you're talking about.
>Implying you could ever go into that much detail off of a post.
This could be my first time complaining and I could just be echoing the thoughts of others.

>Nearing bump limit
A reminder to the one who makes the new thread: Give the post in the OP a little /sad/ touch, and, if possible, add a link to the mother thread.

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>>6707753
Something something white Christmas.

>>6707917
Yuzu couldn't afford to get her dad any Christmas gifts, so she had to get creative.

>>6708023
It's the same gift she got him every Christmas, and every birthday, and every holidays, and every afternoon after he finished work, as well as every morning when he got up and every night before bed every day since she was 4. But it's still an amazing gift.

>>6708342
>But it's still an amazing gift.
The best gift a daughter could give her father.

>>6708416
The entire Pink Floyd collection?

>>6708475
If he didn't already have it, that would be a pretty great one too.

>>6705498
Hey, what stories have you already found? Not necessarily satyr.

What does /sad/ want to talk about tonight?

>>6710887
Incest. Preferably brother-sister.

>>6710887
Different possible origins, personal growth of characters, and a dark fantasy setting.

>>6711047
Do we have any bro and sis wincest pairs? Only one I can think of is Dawn and Radiance. But yes, wincest is best cest. I am more of the daddy daughter variety tho.

>>6711077
Dark fantasy? I wanted to write that too, but could never get it off the ground. As for Origin stories do you mean how anon bedded the mares and got our abominations? And character growth could be fun. I see Pogo as being really childish but gets more somber and cool, and he grows his beard. Makes Alex wet.

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>>6711131
>wincest is best cest. I am more of the daddy daughter variety tho.
This.

>>6691193
>At a small outdoor resturant, Rory nervously checks his phone for the time and swallows down the chocking anticipation welling in his throat.
>His date said she was going to be wearing glasses, but he saw nobody like that.
>His heart was speeding a mile a minute as thoughts of rejection run wild in his head. Suddenly he hears a soft womanly voice "Orion?"
>He looks up quickly but only sees an empty seat across. Confused he looks to the table and sees a small pixie like figure before looking back up and then down again.
>She fixes her glasses in that cute way that only women can do while looking up at him. "You're...much taller than I imagined."
"T.Teri?"
>She politely bows before sitting herself on rolled up utensils and setting her purse on her lap. "I'm sorry, I should have told you I was a Breezy online. I hope you're not mad at me."
"Not..not really."
>"You can tell me if you're disappointed. I don't want to keep you."
"No, no, I said I'm fine. Really. I don't get many dates haha, so I would love to go on one."
>"You don't mind that I'm a Breezy?"
"No, my mom tells me it's important to never judge someone on their size alone. They can turn out to surprise you in ways you never imagined,"
>"She sounds very wise."
"I always thought she was just talking about my dad's penis."
>Teri covers her mouth in genuine surprise before snorting a laugh "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. That was just very abrupt, I was not expecting it."
>By now Rory can feel his stomach in knots at his nervous blurt. But he's somewhat relived she doesn't seem phased by it.
>It's then a stallion comes up and looks to Rory, "What shall you be having sir?"
"Shoot I didn't look over the menu, can we have a moment?"
>"I men to drink sir, and when will your guest be arriving?"
>"I'm right here." She states waving happily, "I'll have a water, with some lemon on the side."
>"My apologies I did not see you. And as for you sir?"
"Water too."

>>6711131
I'll give you an example for origins. The DGA kids aren't related to each other at all. They're actually just a bunch of carnies/street kids who kind of found each other as they grew up.

>>6711157

>"Very well." He walks away as Rory cracks open his menu.
"What do you want to eat?"
>"I'll just help myself to the free salad and bread. Not many places cater to Breezy orders."
"Oh, well ok. If you want something though feel free to order it."

>With the salad at the table, Teri sits on an olive and holds a stray lettuce slice while biting into it every so often.
>She used the ranch bottle top as a makeshift bowl for her salad dressing and dips the lettuce into it when needed.
"So where are you from? Do you live here in Ponyville?"
>"Yes I do actually, with my father."
"And your mom?"
>"Visits every so often. The dangers of the big world can be..tiresome for a Breezy."
"Not for you?"
>"Well I'm only half Breezy, I seem to get along better here than I do with my mom."
"I can tell, most Breezies don't usually go out to town often."
>As he happily talks to his tiny companion, some of the nearby patrons look on confused and wonder who or what he is talking to.
>As he carries on with her, the waiter comes with a new salad bowl and drags the old one away. The sudden shift in direction causes Teri to yell startled as she falls into the dressing by her side.
"W.w.w.wait! My date is still in there!"
>"Huh? Oh I'm sorry, I had no idea." He apologizes setting the bowl down as she slowly crawls out covered in sticky ranch dressing.
>Disgusted, she looks around helplessly as Rory does the gentlemanly thing and begins cleaning her with a napkin.
>She stands there and endures the strokes but gets her dress snagged. Causing her breasts to be exposed. "Kyah!" She winces covering up her bare chest as Rory tries to look away. The mental image of the tiniest titties he had ever seen still fresh in his mind.
>" Take me home." She states annoyed, arms crossed and avoiding eye contact.
"Check please."

Writing on my phone is a pain. So I may continue this later. Can somebody be based and repost this on /Sat/ for me?

>>6711131
Simmer and Broil are the two that are most often brought up with bro x sis incest. But there's also been stories of Dawn x Radiance and Treble x Clef.

>>6711172
I like this one a lot.

>>6711172
That's an odd take on it. But I would be lying if I said I didn't want to see art of it. Who would be what in their respective roles? Would they have tragic pasts?

>>6711186
Ah yes, I had forgotten about them. That's a good wincest pair.

>>6711154
>Not superior Gum X Anon
Disgracfur!

>>6711227
>Not superior Gum X Anon
>Disgracfur!
Back to an earlier discussion, what if cuckqueen Bon Bon likes having Anon go at other girls, and one, an Arimaspi she knew from her agent days, ended up having Ariana.
There's a lighthearted competition from the two daughters over who daddy really loves more.

As for Bon Bon, helping support another girls child kinda revs her engine a little.

How to you cross board posts again?

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>>6711227
Ever seen a carnival freak show? I'm sure they would fit right in, even surrounded by satyrs because they sure aren't half ponies. This would go especially for Ariana. A one-eyed child that towers an average adult and a half chimera that is actually two people? That would surely sell tickets.