/sug/ Steven Universe General - Just fucking take all her li

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LAPIS BLOWS

>>6634929
Jasper is fat

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pearl for best gem

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Was this one colored by chance?

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sug on that weak ass lewd game boi

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Slow day

>>6635226
What if you get too close to the barn and Peridot jumps on you? And then she tears off your clothes and thrusts inside of you with her short cock, desperate to relieve her pent up lust.

>>6635236
Break her dick, poof her and pocket her gem so I can sell it later.

>>6635249
>poof her
>after TKK
Breh

>>6635258
Never fucking call me "breh" ever again.

>>6635284
Breh!

>>6635284
B
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>>6635284
B R E H
R E H
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>>6635284
>me
Chille Tide your motherfucking tits breh

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KeK

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ooga booga

>>6635339
>Lasper
What if they reconcile with each other and their fusion turns out to look more human-like. Instead of a creepy, sea monster-looking thing.

>>6635460
Good afternoon indexer.

>>6635478
It'll never happen, but if they did, I always imagined she'd resemble Rainbow Quartz (normal limbs/body but keeps the four eyes). Just for the sake of Rose/Jasper and Pearl/Lapis parallels.

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Love you /sug/

>>6635478
But that's why we love malachit, because she's a creepy abomination, the idea of malachite isn't that she doesn't work it's that she works in all the wrong ways, I don't see the miracle reconciliation changing that

>>6635517
luv me 2

>>6635249
Jew

>>6635071
But what if Steven's penis gets in the way?

>>6635612
It will.

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"Ruby? Where are you"?

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>>6635886
That's just not right...

Did you hear the new Zone animation is out?

>>6635942
Wimp

>>6635954
Call me what you want, but if my daughter came out looking like that, I'd disown it.

>>6635969
I don't know what I would do if my child was born that heavily disfigured. It's a touchy subject.

>>6635886
No wonder she always hides her eye.

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>>6635886

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>>6635981
You can always kill it

>>6636058
Babies in general tend to creep me out. Something about being so small and helpless really strikes a nerve with me. Honestly, I don't even want kids.

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>>6635066
God has forsaken us.

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>people still think she'll come back as some beast lady, and not instead learn to physically overpower corruption through force of will
Watch Jasper turn corruption into a new font of power. The freak's going full Tetsuo.

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>>6635048
double up on that UNF

>>6636070
As long as you're not a complete autist, handling a baby isn't that hard. But I'm still getting used to being woken up almost every night because the baby's sleep schedule definitely doesn't coincide with mine.

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Has anyone posted the book scans yet?

how many anons here are actually mothers? that's a scary thought.

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>>6636375
No

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>>6636375
>tfw you will never be rebecca's perfect butt touch

If you could be a gem, what would you be?

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>>6636396
A Lapis
pearls seem to center focused, jaspers and amethyst all want to fight, rubys are dumb as bricks and sapphires can see what everyone is getting for their birthday and upcoming jokes, peridots are goblins
All I got to do is flood some emotional baggage on a random object and im set for the day

>>6636396
Lapis, except with less insecurities, PTSD, and a lot more sarcasm. There's something about being small and skinny but terrifying at the same time that I just like.

>>6636396
Era 1 Peridot

>>6636396
Jasper cause I wish I was fat

>>6636459
I second this

Would you sexually bully a tiny hitler?

>>6636570
Is it a tiny GREEN hitler?

>>6636570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MLry6Cn_D4

>>6635385
>>6635514
>>6635928
>>6636070
>>6636435
CHECK UM

>>6636660
kek

>>6636660
was that a part of your plan

Which Diamond is most likely to browse /sug/?

>>6636692
Ping dimin' or Sugar Diamond

Just because Rose wound up going monogamous with Greg doesn't mean she never truly loved Pearl y/n

>>6636778
I'm sure she loved Pearl in some sort of fashion.

>>6636778
>monogamous
That's what Greg thinks.
Rose always did what she wanted

>>6636796
>Rose always did who she wanted

>>6636793
Sure, in a "this thing is really useful and fanatically devoted to me" fashion

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>"Steven did i ever tell you about Blue Diamond's foot fetish?"

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>>6636924
>foot fetish
Garbage.

>>6636319
fuck that disease

>>6637019
I always prefered tattoos over birthmarks or vitlago for humanized jasper

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>>6637072

>>6636357
I've babysat plenty of times, taking care of them isn't the problem. I just don't like infants.

>>6636660
>tfw 3/5 are correct

You're a stalker

>>6637088
Not enough tattsper art

>>6637149
>only 3/5
Dangit

>>6637277
Total stalker

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>>6637440

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>>6637458
Takin out the trash

>>6635066
To the gallows with you

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>>6637488
Nah, the trash can stay

How many people are here right now?

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>>6637538
But the competition is fierce, lion is so bold whipping out that tongue first thing

>>6637561
Why?

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>>6637561
>Different IP traced Posters
>27

>>6637561
5 people, probs

>>6637561
More than zero, less then one hundred.

>>6637561
meme

>>6637617
*less than thirty

>>6637609
I wanted to do something fun, I wanted to suggest a drawing challenge.
I wanted to say something like "Draw Challenge! Draw something Steven Universe related, please."
IDK, I thought it would be neat.

>>6637634
>what are lurkers
Not 100, gods no, but you never know

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>>6635478
I'd be pissed. Monster Malachite is best Malachite and I want to see more of her

>>6637643
>lurking nowhere else but /trash/ /sug/

That's sounds miserable

>>6637658
>tucked away in a faroff tab, clicking update hourly
Eh

>>6637658
>lurking nowhere else but
What? Where did anybody say or imply anything like that?

>>6637561
How much of a time limit is there on coming back into the thread?

>>6637676
Nobody did, obviously. I'm just saying

>>6637652
I want Malachite to piss on me with her double urethras.

>>6637641
Can you draw?

>>6637683
What are you even saying then? In what way did that have any relevance?

>>6637683
FESS UP FUCKER

>>6637701
A bit, yeah. I have a tablet.
But I was just suggesting a challenge, it wouldn't matterif anyone had drawing experience or not.
Just a fun challenge that anyone could do. Hell, you could even use microsoft paint.

>>6637713
KEK, here's a better question, why do you care so much?

>>6637734
Do you have any of your stuff saved? Post some

>>6637736
So are you going to answer the question or are you just going to be autistic?

>>6637843
I just imagine /trash/ has a lot of lurkers that don't tend to lurk or post anywhere else but here. I've always thought that, at least.

>>6637641
Sure thing man. I drew something Steven universe related for this "draw challenge"

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>>6637641
>>6637880

>>6635023
>Pearl for Amethyst
Yeah but my OTP is still Grasper.

>>6637870
That's a very odd thing to think. I can't imagine why a hidden board that's basically a free-for-all shitposting grounds would be the type of place to attract a large amount of lurkers.

>>6637894
Not that I'm complaining, the less people, the better.

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>>6637894
4chan can't be full of anons that believe they have moral standards do they?

>>6637939
>not having moral standards
Are you a dog?

>>6637939
You'd be surprised. There was a time when a lot of what's known as shitposting now would have just been normal posting, so even I'm not immune to the slow, imperceptible march of time and the changes it brings with new users and the new ideas they have. People have started to take global rule 6 too seriously.

>>6637939
They sure like to pretend they do.

>>6636387

I'M SLOWLY DRIFTING TO

>>6637976
>they

>>6637986
Yeah, they.

>>6637986
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER

>>6637986
Are you stupid?

>>6637957
People take things too seriously here, I've noticed. It's a real buzzkill.

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sauce

>>6637991
>HIS
BITCH

>>6637991
>his
>assuming

Lil' shit

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>>6637790
Here is a Jasper sketch that I am working on.

Does anyone have that pic of all the pearls licking a dick at the same time?

>>6638474
I want her to bite me with those teeth

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have you anons completed your Christmas shopping ?

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>>6638648
Yeah, finally gonna be getting back into mainstream consoles with the PS4.

Might also get Final Fantasy 15 to go along with it and the uncharted 4 bundle.

>>6638648
I bought my grandmother a $30 candle, you think she'll appreciate that? I also got a brand new 3DS just for myself.

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>>6638675
Sounds amazing, I've been meaning to do the same.

I'd probably only get it for the upcoming Kingdom Hearts games.
>>6638689
I'm sure she'll enjoy the sentiment, if you want throw in some tea for the combo. Did you get the new pokemon ?

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Becky a CUTE

>>6638736
Whenever I visit, she always has a few lit. I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me a little worried, but she's more than capable of taking care of herself, so it should be no biggie.

And yes I did, but I really just wanted to play MH4U again, since my old DS was on the fritz.

>>6638795
Seriously, shut the fuck up. Don't even reply to me, just shut the fuck up and stop posting.

>>6638795
Jesus christ she looks awful there

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>>6638831
I can't hear you over the sound of Becky being adorable.

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>>6638839
I must disagree. I think she looks very nice!

>>6638675
Don't bother

>>6638841
MURDER YOURSELF

>>6638839
I don't get why she's wearing a business jacket there. Everyone else is in casual clothes.

>yfw the designer for Rhythm Heaven drew all the gems except Bismuth and Jasper

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>>6638863
I would rather not murder myself.

>>6638839
The guy in the glasses is great

>>6638878
She has autism and is incapable of dressing herself appropriately
She can't help it

>>6638689
>tfw you wanted a 3ds but all your grandson gave you was a stupid candle

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>>6638878
>>6638906
Please do not bully her! Please do not accuse her of having autism either, rumors are quite rude anon.

>>6638855
qt becky feet

>>6638916
Too bad it's all she ever asks for. I WOULD help her buy a new car, but she insists on keeping her older one.

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>>6638930
QT 3.14

>>6638967
she's attached to it. take her car with a mechanic to maintenance and stuff like that, she'll appreciate that

>>6638998
It's no oldsmobile, just a Jeep. Still, I'll mention it to her, thanks.

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Becky uploaded a Pearl sketch she did at work!

>>6639176
>bismuth is unbubbbled
>her and andy become good friends
>he's the one who teaches her to deal with different points of view
>she only goes to the temple once in a while, they travel together in andy's plane

>>6639167
Why does Rebecca have to be such an insufferable Pearlfag

>>6639244
He's gonna need a bigger plane if he wants to haul around her heavy ass.

>>6639268
she's pearl

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>>6639268
She said she relates to Pearl the most!

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>>6635066
Yes it was.

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>>6636396
Cluster Gem.

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>>6639315
why does this exist

>>6639315
Thanks
By whom?

>>6639290
>relates to Pearl
>says if she could be any gem, she'd be a Ruby

Ruby and Pearl fusion when?

>>6639345
If they fused, the resulting fusion would be an abusive narcissist. Do you really want that?

>>6637114
At least one person saw my shit

>>6639290
No wonder she and Pearl are such abusive narcissists

>>6639376
Well, you did post it pretty early, and /trash/sug is gonna be dead till tomorrow's hiatus.

>>6639370
So you're telling me they'd fit the "Rebecca Sugar" bill perfectly? Without a doubt.

>>6639276
she's huge but not that huge

>>6639431
She probably weighs several hundred pounds, I wouldn't get into a biplane with that.

>>6639341
I assume the artist.

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>>6639457
but still more or less human sized

>>6639502
Andy's going to need a bigger seat for her.

>>6637561
AM HEHREH

when will Andy build the space wall?

I just visited he /co/ thread, why is this one so much better?

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DAILY REMINDER THAT LARS IS TRAINS

>>6640087
Because /co/ is filled with Redditors and Newfags

>>6640101
I know, I mean god, they still think pearl is worst gem there

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>>6640087
Reviving the thread with shitty bait won't work.

>>6640202
Don't even bother. It'll all come tumbling down tomorrow.

>>6639484
Ah yes, it's just that good ol glenn garth stopped used steven universe as a tag and just kept it in the stephen galaxy instead
I missremembered the picture being much older than 3 weeks

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>>6640272
Hypercock Lars is a treasure and we need more of it.

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Ive been making an AU story where the Gems from the SU universe are warned by possibly the last human from Earth in a dimension where the Home world attacked for a second time catching the Crystal gems and Humans off guard.

I can really only do pixel art because no draw pad. But ive been making weapons like pic related to give a feeling of what this second war was like.

If interested i can give you a link

>>6640840
why not

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>>6638648
My friends are infuriatingly hard to shop for.
They type of people who expect something but won't suggest anything.

As for my family they are pretty easy to please so I won't any problems there.

Probably going to pick up a Figma Zero Suit Samus for myself.

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>>6639244
I think Andy would get along well with a non-corrupted Centi.
She was the captain of a space ship and probably enjoyed flying.

>>6641364
that's pure fanfiction

>>6640991
That's a cute Amethyst.

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Bulimic

>>6641782
like me

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>>6641796
Bulimic-anon, is that you again?

I hope you had a good day, have a sapphy point

Is the MEGA extension for Firefox safe?

>>6636396
I'd be a Pearl so I can live to serve a 25 foot tall empress.

>>6641831
I'm good.
but i have to slow down and eat more. my family is starting to make a lot of questions

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>>6641529
>You were a captain?
>Affirmative sounding squawk.

Good enough for me homie.

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>>6641661

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I'm out of good requests. Request something interesting and ill draw it tomorrow.

>>6639290
The nose knows.

>>6642150
this faggot is done.
I am now taking requests

>>6642150
LEwd or not lewd?
>>6642236
Same question.

>>6642262
no lewd

>>6642270
Blue Diamond having a picnic?

>>6642150
Garnet on a unicycle.

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>>6642299

>>6642416
Thanks mate.

>>6642150
White diamond dressed as Wonder Woman.

>>6642454
No prob bob

>>6641236
http://gunstory.deviantart.com/art/Omnic-an-Steven-universe-OC-649326588

>>6641953
>Affirmative sounding squawk.
>Good enough for me homie.
Rapist

>>6642150
Armstrong holding Priyanka in the air by the throat?

I feel asleep at 6pm now I'm awake at 2am wat it do

>>6643173
Consent is a social construct.

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Would anyone happen to have the nude version?

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goodbye

>>6642150
Sapphire as Cyclops.

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>>6645591

Finally had the time to watch the episode, why is Greg such a terrible father?

>>6646493
Because the gems were ultimately gonna be better parents.
Yes, i know, the aliens who had no idea about children in the first place are somehow better parent figures to Steven then his actual dad.
Shocking i agree.

>>6646518
It also doesn't help that he was, and still is, a huge deadbeat.

>>6646529
Except for that time he built an actual house.

Then, rather than staying in that house living like a civilized human being and taking care of his son, he decided he'd rather live in a van only half a mile away and ignore his child.

What's wrong with him?

>>6646558
Where did he get the funds necessary to buy tools and lumber and everything else needed to construct a house?

Does he even know how to build a house, or did he just make the gems do that, too? He isn't really the 'carpenter' type.

>>6646572
From the wash, it's also how he pays for steven's food and electricity and such

>>6646882
He must've worked his ass off at the carwash, then, because building a house is super expensive.

>>6646957
Not when you have a bunch of superhumans to help you.

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>>6647022
Nice

>>6647022
>weather proof
That needs to be adapted.

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Can you tell what's going on here

>>6647481
Fusion rape, but on a warp pad so there's a glitch in the matrix

>>6647481
Revenge rape, which is long overdue

>>6647481
Mutually disgusted fusion rape

>>6647517
>an endless cycle of back and forth rape
JUST LIKE MY KNEE-CENTRIC FANFICS!

>>6647075
Why is Lazy Town in vogue again?

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>>6647565
It's 20 years old this year, with the TV show turning 12, so most of the people who watched it in their youth are 15-20 years old now, which is the prime age for memeing. Combine that with Robbie getting cancer and you have a revival.

>>6647590
Surprised that gofundme hasn't skyrocketed over it's $75k goal yet

>>6647590
Stephanie used to be the only one I'd see. Now it's all about based Sportacus and Robbie and this net that he found found

>>6647481
It's funny how this all turned out. At first Jasper was the one who wanted to out of the fusion, now she can't live without it.

>>6647616
Literally raped until she liked it. Just like my Japanese hentais.

>>6647616
>mocked fusion
>becomes a fusionphile

Garnet saw it all.

>>6647608
Memes =/= money unfortunately
>>6647611
I watched the show until I turned 10, then again when I was 13 for that short-skirted qt

>>6647626
Garnet is a BITCH
>mad cause ur single xD

>>6647642
Yes, but she is a very smug bitch.

>>6647652
That's just how black women are

>>6647664
I hate niggers.

>>6647642
I'm not mad 'cause I'm single. My last date was She-Devil.

>>6647672
This.

>>6647672
>>6647677
These

>>6647630
Anyway, I never really watched that show. It always weirded me out as a kid.

>>6647732
>you will never have tiny little eyebrows

>>6647705
You should've seen the original play, now that is weird.

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>>6647616
>"I don't care if you don't want me, I'm yours right now"
~Lapis, 2015
>"I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME I'M YOURS RIGHT NOW"
~Jasper, 2016
>"Don't rape people, because if you do the victim will crave that dick forever on afterwards and won't leave you alone for long enough to enjoy cruise rides with your shota boyfriend in peace"
~Rebecca Sugar, 2016

>>6647827
I don't doubt that for a second.

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>>6647865
I'm telling you man, this show is bonkers.

>>6647865
>if you aren't able to win a girl's heart in a traditional manner, you can always try giving her stockholm syndrome

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>>6647865
I think rebeckums got a little lost and confused while writing this arc, poor little lamb
>Jasper's in caps
Perfect

>>6640050
I want Andy to build Mother Base and surround it with the Space Wall.

>>6640050
When will Amethyst and Jasper run for President of the United States against Connie?

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>>6647922
>Artist gave Lapis a nose gem

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>>6648072
Just stylized but that's one way to look at it

>>6647999
When will Lapis fuck Steven in the ass?

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I love this gem very much!

>>6648106
When will Lapis fuck Veggiehead?

>>6648072
>that's not our Lapis
>the artist just wanted Jasper to "fuse around" with another Lazoolee

>>6648106
Lapis is for receiving cock only

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>>6648156
Lapis is for raping quartzes like Steven with her whale penis

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>>6648197
Lapis' whale penis is canonly much larger and more monstrous than pic related though.

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>>6648197

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>>6648197
She's not picky.

>>6648197
When will she go for amethyst? Or is she too much of a Homeworld-minded snob?

>>6648197
>nim

Ah, Asians and their tentacles.

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>>6648258
>oro
Ahhhh asians and their tentacles

>>6648239
would you rather be Jasper or Lapis in this situation

>>6648277
J

>>6648277
I would kill for an Amazonian goddess to touch my whale dick

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>>6648277
Both, either, lasper, malachite

>>6648322
Post pics OR ELSE

>>6648341
Of lapis' whale dick?

>>6648345
Sorry, I thought you were a whale.

Let's make babies, /sug/.

>>6648359
Ian says no gem babies so what's the point?

>>6648359
I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.

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>>6648359
Nah.

>>6648359
I'm still working for all the other babies, we can't handle anymore !

>>6637886
Immaculate.

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>>6648359
babies are dumb and pointless

>>6648683
Well, look at the bright side. In about 5 years, they'll be a little more independent.

>>6648726
Still pretty pointless.

>>6648726
>>6648786
Revival of child labor when?

>>6648786
Babies never asked to be made

>>6648900
We should stop making them then

>>6648912
You should've warned your mom the night of your conception

>>6648900
I asked to be made

>>6648931
Zygotes cannot consent

>>6648940
They can't watch Steven Universe, either

>>6648954
Literally worse than babies

>>6648973
>t. baby

>>6648980
A baby wouldn't say that, they're selfish and obsessed with themselves

What will /sug/ name their collective baby?

>>6649003
Jerry Springer.

>>6649003
Lauren if female, Jasper if male

>>6649003
whale dick

>>6649003
Shithead.

>>6649003
DUBS NAME IT
>Wenus

>>6649003
if I am ever cursed with a child I am going to make the best out of it and name it Jasper

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>>6649017
That's so considerate of you.

>>6649003
Steven.

>>6649055
STEVEN ALWAYS GETS THE MOTHERFUCKING DUBS

ANOTHER BABY STEVEN!

>>6649055
Someone call Pearl. This baby needs to go.

>>6649055
Steven De/Sug/

>>6649003
stefan mayonnaise

>>6649054
She was too good for us. Rest in lapidot.

>>6649047
What if he or she has Down's syndrome and wears a helmet all the time?

>>6646294
Thanks a lot!

>>6649188
Like parent, like child.

>>6649188
It would add to the Baby Jasperience

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>>6646294
Why is Blushmallet so shit