/tlhg/ - The Loud House General
Brown QT is best QT Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Season 3 to Premiere Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>The Loud House #1: "There Will Be Chaos" available for preorder on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Baby Steps (Airdate: TBD)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother
Brawl in the Family (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lori and Leni both buy the same dress, a fight breaks out, leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House.
Suite and Sour (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort.
Back in Black (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lucy gets a crush on a normal boy, her sisters give her a makeover.
Making the Grade (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake.
Vantastic Voyage (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Remember not to bully the Mexiloli.
A happy Lincoln is a cute Lincoln!
>>6604476
>remember not to bully the mexiloli
>not to bully the mexiloli
i dont think so.
ANON - In wait for Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
>A Different Kind of Brotherly Love / oppais1fan / Req. Author to confirm if finished
A Dire Dilemma / Moondaffodil
A Mile in Her Cleats / DoktorSoos
A Rump in the Night / Moondaffodil
Bad Friends / Negima_Sensei
Birth of a Loud / SirCorvus
Darkness Falls Together / burgerboy
GangLouds / Lauvernie
Godless Sound / Yourhead
>Going Away Present: Chapter 1 - Lori / Req. Author(s) to confirm URL
Good Things Come In Threes / RedditAnon/Joseph
Human Nature / AbuseGuy
I Can't Lose You / Nito/fishnchipz
Just for Laughs / Immorticon
Lacy Story / AbuseGuy
Leni and the Jetts / themaninthecouch
Linc / purplechaos2
Lincoln and Lars / AlchyHolic
Lincoln Quest (CYOA) / feebop
Lincoln's Last Concert / Caliborn/Yaridovich23
Lincon Louder / Cell/Cr0u70n
Lola's Complex / AlchyHolic
Loud House Family Values / smallface
Lucy tells Leni to die / shinjithethird, "A handful of Anons"
Luna Goes 4Loko: 2Loko / Moondaffodil
LvLvL / cedric225
LvR / AlchyHolic
lynn pov / NewbWriter
Make It Wit Chu / DNAofUSA
Nicktoons Love in the Loud House / geo soul
Pride and Glory / Moondaffodil
Sibling Smackdown MMXVI / Emmay
Something of Us Still Remains / Yourhead
Springtime Blossoming / supidosan
The loud house comic / jumpjump
The Loud House of Love / ThunderMoonBear
The Size That Counts / themaninthecouch
Velvet Fist / Wrightfag
We Have Each Other / AbuseGuy, Wrightfag
When Lincoln Met Ronnie: The Beginning / disenfranchisedvoice
Whoops / GeorgeGlass
AUTHORS Please direct info about updates to this post
Thanks and Be good Be well
NEWS & Q/A
>>HEY Nito! keep your chin up buddy, we're rooting for ya!<<
>Godless Sound notification:
>Just a small rectification. I forgot I had something else scheduled for Saturday 17th (which is the date I previously gave for chapter three of Godless Sound). The true date will be the very next day, Sunday 18th. It'll probably take up more than one day (seems like raising the stakes also makes the story take a lot longer), so I'm separating the story in three acts, which should extend the play between 2 and 3 days.
>Any other days you would like to suggest?
>Also another sneak peek.
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1480/38/1480388567045.jpg
>See ya, and thanks for your support.
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
>Update for "Sniffty nine"
>im feeling rusty after that break
http://pastebin.com/Jry2PqGu
SnifftyNine (Wip)
Zombycow
>Couldn't sleep last night. So I made another update to When Lincoln Met Ronnie.
>The climax of the story, leading to the end.
http://pastebin.com/RaFUHyaB
Updates for my Mates!
>Bup.
http://pastebin.com/fy2ca0K6
Seven Stocking Stuffers
Immorticon
new Fic by the one and only
>Hey guys, added a little bit more to Living Loud at some point, thought I was going to have some time this morning to write and have more to show but shit happened.
http://pastebin.com/Eqrt5iXf
Living Loud talent agency part 2 (WIP)
cedric225
Yayeah! Update!
>lynn pov cont
http://pastebin.com/WRYETaeY
lynn pov
NewbWriter
More pov FTW
>Ultra here, Good news, fellas, I got the outline for my Christmas collab story more or less figured out
>Leni's part is still underdeveloped, although I think her part will be less physical, more emotional guilt and stress from having to lie to Lori.
http://pastebin.com/AnAKFb6U
Do You One Better
Ultrahand/Ross Irving/a guest
Nice bro, keep them coming (more art would be nice too)
>LonixLynn, wip
http://pastebin.com/LWRPhq9j
Tussle
a guest
thumps up bro
Leni is the purest
we need to get BEEFY in here
>>6605165
IT'S STRONK TIME, BROTHERS. HH
>>6605156
Undeniable.
>>6605203
Why didn't you save her?
>>6604476
BULLY HER
>>6605230
She wasn't in any danger at all, anon. Stop fantasizing your putrid negative desires upon my beautiful cinnamon roll, please.
>yfw Luan will inherit her dad's baldness
Why's the thread so dead?
>>6605759
Muscle Leni when ???
Somebody wanted this so here it is.
>>6605886
This one's a bit longer.
post your cutest trans lucy
reminder
>>6605789
we need a full Loud family lineup of them all being buff, just need the right artist to do it
explain what's happening here
>>6605980
What the hell is wrong with Luan's eyes
>>6605978
how could you forget the purest cinnamon bun of all?
>>6605978
I don't know why people want pure girls I like to have sex with someone who knows what they're doing I mean why do you want to do all the work?
>>6605978
>Luna in CB tier
bitch acted like a bitch when Hugh was is front of her and she breaks curfew, she's a slut.
Lisa and Lily need a whole new tier below whore tho
>>6606015
I dont want the herpatitis
>>6605978
Shit taste confirmed
>>6606051
You wear a condom you twit! I mean come on man any girl can lie to you and say you're there first and they might already have something from there parents. Remember the Aids baby from Forrest gump.
>>6606077
thats why "no hymen, no diamond" and no premarital sex
>>6606114
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg
>>6605993
Who is she?
>>6606148
>collegehumor
wew lad
>>6606165
Was she affected by the Wall Eyes?
>>6606015
>>6606171
>oh no facts I better try to be cool on this site talking about a modern nicktoon
>>6606207
>maybe if I try to use buzzwords and make him feel bad he'll except my biased liberal comedy source
>>6606202
Am I suppose to be surprised by this? I mean if they only ever had sex with one person, of course, they'd stay married? I mean why would you divorce someone and just give up on sex? Also 2002
a gif
>see, anon has his junk out right now!
>>6606259
-t. roastie
http://pastebin.com/UG9fKRe5
Here's a thing that isn't finished yet but I figure it doesn't matter if you see it early
>>6606243
People are less satisfied with their spouses when they have a diverse sexual history. If you want a successful long-term relationship, avoid "experienced" women.
>>6606286
Well, that's not the true man I'm pretty satisfied with my GF and she's been with other guys.
>>6605538
Here ya go. You'll need to touch it up a bit, as I said. There are some coloring errors here and there, and the lines are in a single layer instead of spread out in a folder like I do now.
https://a.uguu.se/yNcKXPRq2Oph_spsglenistruggle.psd
>>6606341
Perhaps my sentence structure was too ambiguous. What's questionable is how satisfied she is with you, after having had those other guys.
Don't answer me now, answer me in 5 years.
what did she mean by this
>>6606399
shes practicing the candy cane roughly the same size as the Lincoln Log
>>6606382
We've been together for 6
>>6606413
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048605/
>>6606425
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2326156/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
>>6606281
Coming soon; the bitching and nagging.
>>6606451
Eventually, it's real boring writing a 1:1 translation of an episode
>"Later Maggie," one of the guests mutters, "The party was alright."
>"Whatever, see you at school Monday," Maggie drones back, closing the door in her friend's face.
>Alone at last.
>With a tired groan, the emo walks through the living room, down the hall, and pushes her bedroom door open.
>It's been a long day for the birthday girl.
>And with a simple reach up her shirt, and a simpler unclasping, she's ready to unwind.
>Maggie groans again, much more relaxed this time at her newfound freedom, and goes to her dresser to find a change of clothes.
>Kicking the now-loose bra under her bed, she digs for something more comfortable in her drawers.
>She can't believe she let her mother talk her into wearing that stupid thing.
>She pauses her search for her pyjamas to look at herself in the mirror.
>she straightens up at the glass fixture hanging from her closet.
>Looking closely, she can see the odd fleck of purple peppering her black hair.
>A faint blush creeps along her cheeks.
>Two hours after her cake was ruined, and nobody told her she missed some icing?
>Wonderful.
>Scowling, Maggie tips her head down to get a better angle.
>Picking at the dried chips of sugar, she pouts at the thought of that dork destroying her cake.
>Although her frown does soften slightly when she remembers when he insisted his pay be used to get a replacement.
>That kid's a doofus, no doubt, but she has to admit, that was a...
>Sweet gesture, she guesses.
>Pulling her hands back, she flicks her hair back and forth, scanning for any remaining flecks.
>Nothing.
>Better.
>Looking up again, Maggie gives her reflection a firm nod.
>The scowl returns in full force, however, when her eyes glide down from her hair, past her face, to her chest.
>To her ample bust.
>Her hands follow, lowering down to her chest.
>Gently, her fingers curl under each breast, and lifts them with a heft.
>The scowl grows into a sneer.
>They feel heavier.
>>6606485
>These things popped into her life not even four months ago.
>When she woke up that morning, she was happy.
>No, for real.
>Maggie was absolutely delighted to find that she'd finally hit a growth spurt.
>She could see her future before her.
>The increase in popularity, more attention from boys, all that junk.
>But now?
>Oh, boy.
>Gym class is humiliating, classmates and teachers stare at her chest in the hall, and her back hurts half the time.
>And in the last four months, she's gone bra shopping with her mom seven times.
>Maggie grits her teeth, letting her breasts drop down with a huff.
>She's definitely grown.
>Now it's likely going be eight next week.
>Her mood soured again, Maggie digs out a heavy sweater.
>She freezes, one arm halfway through a sleeve, when she hears a cheerful voice ring out from the backyard.
>"Thank you for hiring Funny Business Incorporated! My assistant and I would love to hear from you again!"
>Maggie feels herself drawn to her window, peering out from the second floor, down to the yard below.
>She can make out her mother shaking hands with the clown girl.
>But where's the boy...
>Her eyes drift away from the conversation, lazily scanning the lawn.
>Not near the house...
>Or the fence...
>"Lincoln!"
>Maggie's eyes flick back to to the girl.
>"Be careful with those, mom will dock our pay if we break more plates!"
>>6606485
Did this get finished
more gifs...
Is maggie /ourgal/
>>6606501
Not yet, but I'm making a big fill.
>>6606498
>"Lincoln?" Maggie whispers, her eyes tracing the path from the mime's glare.
>Across the lawn...
>Past the stage...
>Maggie has to shift down the window to keep looking.
>And there he is.
>Turning around to glare back at his coworker, a stack of plates in his hands.
>"I am being careful!" he yells back.
>"I said to wrap them before putting them in the box! WRAP THEM, linc!"
>"We didn't even do the plate trick! What was the point of digging these out of the case-"
>"LINCOLN WATCH THE PL-"
>Maggie flinches when she sees the boy try to catch the teetering stack, only to fail and send the entire pile flying.
>She watches him stumble back from the sudden shift in weight.
>Her hands clap over her mouth the instant he starts to teeter over the carpet of shards.
>She forces herself to turn away.
>Any second now, she'll hear the girl's screaming, followed by her mother's when she investigates.
>After a few seconds of waiting, with terrifying visions dancing in her head, she fearfully takes a peek back over the windowsill.
>The girl, her hands on her knees, struggling to catch her breath.
>A few feet away, Lincoln lies, sprawled along the grass.
>Did she...?
>Maggie looks back to where she last saw her, and struggles to do the math.
>She somehow crossed the backyard to shove her...
>Something clicks in the emo's head.
>Did she say "mom?"
>As the mime helps her coworker onto his feet and start to hug, the girl upstairs studies them intently.
>Posture, build.
>But especially the face.
>Are they related?
>Though every time she tries to compare them, she can't help but keep her eyes on Lincoln-
>"Maggie!"
About time I drew this.
>>6606509
Maggie is a meme that will eventually die.
http://pastebin.com/R5bEWzyi
>Chapter 2
It didn’t rain the day the Loud family buried Lincoln. The sun shone brightly, the birds chirped happily, and the cemetery was swept with a comfortable summer breeze.
This troubled Luan. Her family had spent the last week grieving, and the universe couldn’t even give them the courtesy of a gloomy day for a funeral. The priest was reading from a bible, but his words were like static to the teen. She meekly looked around at the rest of her family, dressed in black and looking down at the closed coffin before them.
Her parents clutched at each other, heads buried in each other’s shoulders so they wouldn’t have to see their young man lowered into the Earth. Lily sat in their mother’s arms. Although she was too young to understand what was going on, she could feel through the mood of the crowd that something was deeply wrong.
>>6606517
Ay, better late than never. Good work on this, sb.
>>6606520
Not soon enough
>>6606548
After the funeral date was announced, Rita and Lynn Senior had tried to make it clear that they didn’t blame anyone for what had happened, it was a terrible accident and nothing more. Luan’s other siblings held no such sentiment; most of them hadn’t even looked her in the eye since that day in the hospital.
She could feel it; they knew that it was all her fault. Even her parent’s attempt at comfort seemed like a hollow attempt to avoid losing a second child. Luna had moved out of their shared room several nights earlier. She didn’t give any direct reason, but the venom in her gaze said more than any words could. The quiet gave Luan time to listen, and as whispers through the vents her family’s true feelings came to meet her.
Movement in the crowd broke Luan from her trance; it was time for the family to say their last goodbyes. Lynn Senior reluctantly left his wife’s side to stand by the fresh grave. With tears clouding his vision, he threw the first handful of soil onto the coffin below.
One by one the friends and family of Lincoln Loud threw dirt onto the coffin below, each one saying their last farewell to the boy. The last one to go was Luan, figuring that everyone else deserved to go before her. Holding her ball of earth tightly, she looked down to her brother’s final resting place.
“I’ll make it up to you Lincoln, I swear.”
The last speck of timber was buried in soil.
>>6606517
I don't get the reference?
I want to breed with this girl to continue on the 400000 year march of our species!
>>6606563
Luan hit the floor of her bedroom. After the ride home from the cemetery, no one wanted to be around the house, the area near Lincoln’s room had taken on an especially gloomy demeanour. Now Luan was by herself. Still dressed in her funeral blacks, she lay still on the carpeted ground.
“Things are feeling pretty grave around here.”
She tried to force herself to chuckle, but only a few heavy breaths came out.
“That wasn’t funny.”
Luan shot up.
“Hello? Who said that?”
There was no answer.
The teen began to search the room for the source of the sound. She checked her video closet, she checked Luna’s remaining instruments, she checked her prop shelves. Finally she looked under the bed. The only thing there was a familiar brown suitcase. Pulling the case out, Luan flipped up the lid to see none other than her partner in comedy.
“Was that you Mr. Coconuts?” she asked the puppet.
But Coconuts didn’t answer. After all, he was only a dummy. Pulling her friend out from his place of rest, Luan looked the wooden man in the eyes. There was none of the judgment of her friends, none of the resentment of her family, none of the hatred felt by her former roommate. This tiny wooden man was her only comrade in the whole wide world.
Finally, this was enough to make Luan laugh.
>>6606564
Sonic boom.
>>6606582
And laugh she did, she laughed until her throat was horse and her eyes were red. Thanking God that her family wasn’t around to hear her and jump to any unfortunate conclusions. The laughter broke down into giggles, then chuckles, then silence. And it was in this silence that Luan began to notice some things about her wooden friend that had never caught her attention before.
His suit and hat were dirty and battered, worn away from a year’s worth of performances. His hair and rosy cheeks had begun to lose their colour, and his pompadour had become tattered and dirty. This wouldn’t do, the family may have been far from a laughing mood, but Luan still had a business to run. With the expenses of a funeral, the Loud house would need as much financial support as it could get.
She had put off doing shows for as long as she could, but if she were going to get back into the game she would need her favourite assistant.
The hat and jackets had been custom made years ago, and there was no way Luan would be able to find the right material to repair them on such short notice. But there was one place Luan could get fabrics that no one else would need.
“I think it’s time for a wardrobe update Mr. Coconuts.”
>>6606582
god damn bitch killed her brother hope she goes crazy and put into an asylum
I'm liking this its sad as shit
>>6606564
The VA for Luna also voiced Sticks in Sonic Boom
>>6606513
>The girl almost screams at the sudden bellowing of her name.
>"Wha-what?!" she yells from her door, trying to calm her hammering heart.
>That woman's going to give her an ulcer one day.
>"I'm taking your grandpa home before he gets locked out, come say goodbye!"
>With the kind of sigh that can only be mustered by a frustrated thirteen-year-old, Maggie does as she's told
>Stomping downstairs, she hugs her grandfather goodbye as her mother prattles on.
>He manages to catch her before she could duck away though, playfully ruffling her hair as he always does.
>Try as she might, Maggie finds herself relaxing at the touch.
>Ten years of having your head petted, it's hard to break how nice it feels just because you're in middle school now.
>"I'll be back after I pick up your father and sisters from the zoo," her mother rushes, helping the older man into the car.
>"Money's on the counter, and make sure you help them with anything they need."
>"I know, mom," Maggie huffs, crossing her arms.
>"And take that sweater off, it's too hot. Oh, and make sure they get their cake, job."
>With one last pestering kiss on the cheek, Maggie's mom gets into the driver's seat, pulls out of the driveway, and yells one more instruction as she drives away.
>"Don't eat all the cake, save some for your sisters!"
>Then, thankfully, she disappears when she rounds the corner.
>With a scoff and a flick of her hair, Maggie turns on her heel and goes back inside to gather the money.
>>6606598
Checking to see that the hallway was clear, Luan snuck down towards the repurposed linen closet at the very end. The shadows around Lincoln’s door seemed darker than usual, and as she opened the door she could swear that she heard the room breathing.
“I’m sorry Lincoln, but I need to borrow some clothes.” Luan whispered to the angry walls.
Reaching into her brother’s dresser draws, Luan snatched an orange polo and a pair of blue jeans. With her prizes in tow, the comic returned to her room to begin sewing.
The material was fine, but would have to be heavily modified. Luan looked over Coconuts closely as she measured him up for his new duds. On closer inspection the damage was even worse than she thought.
“Oh, dang it.”
Kids could be so rough to her little wooden chum. Just one rough birthday boy and his perfect smile had been blemished with a large chip out of his front tooth.
/
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That's it for now, I'll do some more after I finish my Christmas collab story.
>>6606614
>Counting out the bills, Maggie recalls that Lincoln had waived his fee after he smashed hers.
>She looks at the wad of money.
>And the girl said their mother would dock their pay even further now that those plates are busted...
>Her fingers drum against the counter top, the staccato thumps breaking the otherwise dead silence.
>Rolling her eyes, she digs into her own pocket, pulling out a literal wad of crumpled bills.
>Counting out her birthday money, Maggie then splits it, putting half of her money into the pay.
>There, forty dollars.
>That's enough of a tip for the boy.
>Folding the money and putting it in her pocket, Maggies opens the door to the garage, for a broom and dust pan.
>She doesn't want Daisy to get hurt when she plays outside.
>More importantly, she figures it'll give her a reason to talk to them.
>"Hey! Shirt's part of the uniform!"
>Maggie pauses halfway through the door.
>They've started arguing again.
>"Come on, Luan! It's ninety degrees out!"
>"I said you're still on the clock, mister!"
>Maggie leans back into the kitchen, trying to spy on what's going on outside.
>"Will you calm down?! I'm just getting some air in my shirt, geez."
>>6606611
Does this mean we'll get a picture of Lori dressed as Kendell from Kick Buttowski or Pademe from clone wars?
>Brown QT
That's the best y'all can come up with?
Is it true Ross from Steam Train is a drawfag for this general?
>>6606646
I vote we call her Niggo
>>6606646
an idea I had was that since there's a cookie qt she could be a "brownie qt". get it?
but in the end just brown qt stuck, tho
>>6606646
It got changed to Brownie I think to match Cookie, but yes _____ QT is the best we can come up with we're not /mlp/
>>6606646
Some people call her Brownie
>>6606640
>In an instant, her face is pressed against the glass.
>She's at the perfect angle to see everything.
>The thin sheen of sweat coating his arms and brow.
>The makeup, smeared and smudged from the hot sun bearing down outside.
>His thin fingers curling at the hem of his shirt.
>The painfully slow drag of fabric up his tummy.
>Maggie's eyes widen with each passing inch.
>First the spies his waistline.
>Then his little bellybutton...
>His ribs faintly poking through his skin, his muscles...
>His muscles, um...
>...Well.
>Alright, there's nothing there, let's not fool ourselves.
>He's just a scrawny eleven-year old boy.
>The best you could say about him is he's at least fairly wiry from an active lifestyle.
>But her eyes drink it all up in earnest.
>She can barely pick up the faintest, barest, rarest hint of abs under his skin.
>But to her, he could cut cheese with that thing.
>Maggie licks her suddenly dry lips.
>Then she notices he rolled up his pant legs at some point.
>She can definitely see the sinew there.
>He's got nice, wirey legs.
>Like a dancer.
>It's at this point Maggie realizes how much attention she's been paying to him.
>And that she's been drooling on the window.
>...Oh.
>Oh no...
>He's hot.
>>6606668
It should have been Brownie qt 2bh
>>6606673
Loving this so far.
>>6606673
>Forcing herself away from the glass, Maggie struggles to gather her thoughts.
>And catch her breath.
>She wants to stay outside and chat now.
>Dust pan won't be enough.
>Think, Maggie.
>What do normal people do when it's hot outside?
>Go inside?
>No, she doesn't want them in her room.
>At least not the girl.
>...Cool down?
>Maggie's eyes dart around the kitchen.
>What can you use to cool him down?
>Water?
>Eh, doesn't taste good.
>Milk?
>No, they only have enough for dinner.
>He might be lactose intolerant, too.
>An apple?
>That doesn't work at all.
>...Her tongue?
>Oh for-No.
>Maggie shakes her head.
>Down girl.
>Focus.
>No, wait.
>Her tongue!
>That's it!
>Maggie stares hard at the fridge.
>"You're a genius, Maggie Rosewood," she mutters to herself.
>>6606646
What's going on under that bar?
>>6606736
>Walking over, she yanks open the door to the freezer, and starts digging.
>Leaning in further, she pushes aside leftovers,
>Ooh, bananas.
>That means banana muffins.
>Come on, Maggie.
>Focus, what is wrong with you today?
>Maggie digs deeper, her upper body now almost fully inside the applia-
>Wait, what was that?
>Shoving aside what must be the fourth bag of perogies, Maggie spies the small yellow box, nestled in the corner.
>Her lips curl into a grin.
>There you are.
>With a few loud grunts and a few more rough tuggings, even foot on the door for leverage, she almost tumbles onto the floor when she pops free of the frozen cavern.
>Raising her fist triumphantly, she inspects her prize.
>Three Creamsicles.
>Perfect.
>NOW Maggie has a reason to go talk to him.
Any of you drawfags/writefags ever ask for requests but don't do them?
>>6606643
Maybe we can get a young Leni with the power of omnipotence.
>>6606806
Never with the direct purpose of not doing them, but stuff happens
>>6606806
Only if none of the requests are good.
Goodnight /tlhg/
when I get something I requested I don't save them
>>6606801
>Strutting into the garage and picking up the broom and dust pan, Maggie pauses to inspect herself in the little mirror by her dad's workshop.
>Her hair's a mess from the freezer, but she quickly fixes it back to normal.
>Make up is good...
>Lipstick still crisp.
>Shirt isn't sta-
>Maggie stares down at the offending article.
>She actually forgot about the dumb sweater.
>The faded animal designs leer back, mocking her.
>She can't be seen with this on.
>Without thinking, the emo girl grabs the hem and yanks it over her head.
>Her eyes are freed just in time to see her reflection's breasts bounce down with a heavy jiggle.
>She stares at her chest, gobsmacked.
>...That's right.
>She took off her bra earlier...
>The faintest tickle of doubt starts to creep into Maggie's mind.
>She can...go upstairs and put it on.
>But that might take too long, and she'll miss her window.
>And if she goes outside as is, he might just gawk at her like the others do...
>Maggie briefly considers just putting the sweater back on and swallowing her pride.
>She looks at the fabric again.
>A stupid-looking elephant stares back at her from inside the neckline.
>>6606876
>She's gonna walk out with her titties out just to avoid talking to him with a dumb sweater on
Eh
>>6606806
Routinely Used to offer requests all the time in drawthreads but they would always be incredibly gay and probably 9 out of 10 I would ignore.
>>6606806
Of course
Easiest way to get (You)s
>>6606905
>>6606894
She was still wearing a shirt, anon.
>>6606876
>...No.
>Maggie's scowl is back, but now it's defiant.
>She is a Rosewood.
>She will not let this chance go.
>Fixing up her hair again, Maggie then closes her eyes and takes a deep breath.
>Time for a heart-to-heart.
>"Alright Maggie," she mutters, staring herself in the eye.
>"That kid could use some help, so don't make yourself look like a jerk by not...helping."
>She jabs a finger the reflection.
>"You got it, girl. You're smart, you're tall, you're pretty..."
>She flashes a smug,toothy grin, her arched eyebrow unfortunately hidden by her bangs.
>"And let's face it, you're more...developed, than the competition."
>Then she frowns.
>"I mean, look at your stupid sisters. Unlike one of them, you can talk in a full sentence without hiding your mouth, and you won't get a lazy eye with that stupid hairdo."
>Maggie rolls her eyes.
>"...And unlike the other one, you don't blather on nonstop about some stupid bear. Oh, they're in danger of extinction?"
>She scoffs, blowing a puff of air upward, causing her bangs to flip up and reveal her smooth, pale skin.
>"What, still? And that stupid, stupid hat she always wear, I just KNOW she's going to buy another one at the zoo and-"
>>6606894
I think she was wearing a t-shirt
>>6605980
>Previously on THE LOUD HOUSE Z
>Lynn struggles with her newfound male privilege as she is slowly drawn into white supremacy after viciously curbstomping Clyde
>Luan struggles with her nationality as her parents sold her birth certificate and social security card to immigrants
>Luna is the leader of the bunch, you know her well, she's finally back TO FIRE IN SPURTS
>Lori's just having a... a gay old time, a real swell experience
>Maggie, having successfully infiltrated the loud house as their 2nd oldest sister leni, is immediately regretting the decision
>After an eon of being too short, the sexual thrill of being on top of the fridge is admittedly too much for Lucy
>Lincoln, sick of the abuse suffered to him from his sisters, decides to go out with a bang
>But Lola reminds him that no relief may save him from her deadly grip
>cookie iz qt
WILL THEY FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS MESS?
WILL THEY EVEN TRY?
Find out next time, on Loud Balls Z
(also chauncey was here ;^)
>>6605980
What was Chauncey doing there?
>>6606955
WHO THE FUCK IS CHAUNCEY
>>6606936
Who was the lazy eye supposed to be?
>>6606970
Shy.
>>6606936
>Maggie stops her ranting, closing her eyes again.
>In.
>she slowly inhales, feeling her lungs fill with dusty air.
>And...out.
>Parting her lips, she it all spill out with control and finesse.
>Then she looks down at her chest.
>Reaching beneath, she cups her breasts with her hands, and lifts them up, closer to her face.
>Timme for step two.
>"Listen up, girls," she growls, ignoring the fact that she looks like an idiot doing this.
>"I don't like you, and you don't like me. But I...I need your help."
>Maggie glances at the door, the muffled bickering still going on outside.
>Yeah, they're definitely related.
>"There's a boy outside, you might have seen him," she whispers, "and I want...I want him to...I want to talk to him, Ok?"
>She pauses in her speech, as if giving her bosom a chance to acknowledge her request.
>"So don't screw this up for me," she hisses, her head craning down lower, "Perk up and shut up, or I swear, I will cut you off myself. Got it?"
>She waits for an answer.
>No, seriously.
>She actually starts getting mad when her breast don't respond.
>"Got it?!" she snaps, letting her boobs plop down again.
>Then, without thinking, she lashes out, slapping the left one with her open palm.
>Magnolia Ilene Rosewood, ladies and gentlemen.
>Certified genius.
>>6606936
>pandaqt and shyqt are maggie's sisters
holy shit son, don't stop.
Found Lynn's husbando
https://youtu.be/gwfW2Oz8Ivk
>>6606961
Last plug, I'm dying and have a dentist's appointment in the afternoon.
>>6606980
>Maggie suddenly finds herself hunkered down, squatting on the garage floor.
>Stars in her eyes, hugging herself tight, her face in her arms.
>"Ow..." she whimpers, sniffling softly behind her arms, "o-owie..."
>Another reason she hates her breasts.
>They've grown a lot more sensitive lately.
>They get all...tingly, when she has a steamy shower, or when she thinks about boys.
>And she's had that kid on the mind, uninterrupted, for almost three hours now.
>Come on Maggie, get up.
>Don't cry.
>She's a big girl now.
>Don't...don't cry...
>Please...
>A moment passes, and Maggie shakily gets up off the floor.
>Nervously, she checks her face in the mirror.
>She sighs with relief upon seeing her eyeliner undamaged by her stupid dumb mistake.
>Ok, Maggie.
>You can do this.
>Deep breath.
>Picking up her items, Maggie walks to the door.
>Don't back down, girl.
>She can hear Lincoln and...Luna, was it?
>No...Luan.
>Yeah, that's it.
>Maggie can still hear Luan and Lincoln fighting.
>Maggie takes a deep, shaky breath.
>Forces her face into a neutral expression.
>And pushes the door open, squinting at the sudden change in light.
>Stepping through, she does her absolute best to make her approach as casual and nonchalant as possible.
What is this story and what is this author's name?
HEY MAGGIE WRITER, THERE BETTER BE A PASTEBIN
I feel like my contributions aren't appreciated and I have no reason to continue with the effort. Nobody ever talks about them.
Anyone else watch those animation abortions called "pilots" they showed on adult swim tonight?
>>6607002
can't wait for the continuation senpai
>>6607077
There were some tonight? What were they? I haven't been watching TV much lately.
>>6607057
I should have known it was you
>>6607029
This'll likely be it until I get to writing my Christmas thing.
>>6607002
Bup.
http://pastebin.com/fbHPkBtY
>>6607087
Just Rick & Morty and Brad neely knock offs bidding to get picked up in series with pilots
>>6607077
completely forgot about those
I remember last years were fucking awful how bad were they this year?
>>6607105
Sounds lame
>>6607110
There was only 3
Hot streets, a brad neely like skit stretched to 15 minutes 2/10
Apollo gauntlet, I have no idea some kind of "He-Man knock off but he's just an ordinary dude 0/10
and Bad gGuys, it's like what if Cobra Commander was black and in the ghetto or something 1/10
>Luna is mad at you for some stupid woman reason
What do you do?
>>6607166
Leave her for a good sister
>>6607166
>>6607166
benis in bagina :DDDdd
>>6607166
>Luna
*ignore*
>>6607166
Laugh at her and go do something else
>>6607166
Replace her with the superior Luna.
>>6607166
Talk it out with her and then go out for some ice cream
Here's to all of you Luna lovers out there tonight, enjoy my homies.
>>6607206
literally who?
>>6607216
Nice, love me some Luna.
>>6607166
>Luna is a fucking shit with low screentime
I wonder which sister has the least amount of screentime in s1 loud house
>>6607206
The same Luna, but after she heavily regrets all of her life choices after getting drunk raped at a party and all she wants now is the one person who wants absolutely nothing to do with her because he's had enough of her shit.
Aka - shitty OC take on preexisting character, donut steel, etc.
I got a question for you Luna Lovers out there!
Why? What draws you to Luna?
From: http://pastebin.com/g8rkG7mL
"Either way," Lynn began again, as she started to take off her cleats, exposing her very apparent socks that she has worn for several weeks, "You're gonna love mine the most. I just played a bunch of sports all week in the same socks and I haven't had a shower for two days now. Impressive right?"
She plants her socked feet on your face. Instinctively, you tried to move your face but to no avail, squirming ineffectively.
"Geez, Just relax," Lynn firmly placed her foot on your face, her toes resting just between your nostrils.
Your vision was filled with Lynn's socked foot, a slightly gray color. With no other option, you opt to relax and you inhale deeply, capturing the heavy odor of musk, sweat, and other things that clung to a socked foot that laid hidden under the sneakers of an active athletic 13-year-old girl.
With an all-knowing smirk, she looked down at your slightly red face, trying to sustain her laughter as you continued to rubbed your face on her feet with a lot of enthusiasm. Thinking about how hard you must've gotten from her socks, she removes her feet from your face. This made you groan involuntary, which elicited a chuckle from Lynn.
"You're getting turned on already? Wow, you're really pathetic."
She removes your pants and underwear, revealing your erect penis, standing there in the open.
"It's smaller than I imagined," she teased, removing one of her dirty socks from her foot and placing the whole of it into your dick, covering it with Lynn's foot juice.
>feedback would be nice (other than eww feet/lynn comments)
>>6607258
I like short hair
>>6607248
>drunk raped at a party
I don't remember that part either way this Luna is a piece of shit and deserves all the bad shit that happens to her
>>6607258
Because she seems like the kinda cool chick thats fun to be around, and is flirtatious, and adventurous. Not a girly girl either, she'd be like a bro.
>>6607258
For me personally I love her taste of music, energetic personality, and I find her to be very cute.
>>6607261
It's your fault for doing feet stuff instantly went down to 2/10
>>6607258
Rock'n'Roll girl, always lover em. I mean metal head girl is just as good, so her and Lucy for me.
>>6607273
yeah that too.
i want to marry this girl
>>6607307
I'm going to marry her!
>>6607307
Well that's gonna be a problem because I also want to marry this girl.
>>6607277
http://pastebin.com/yC0m6pkW
Line 301.
Legitimate fic update Soon™.
It seems most of you Luna guys come out after dark. Whatever the case those are some valid reasons to like the character. May you are your waifu have a good night
>>6607329
I hope this in a sad note for Luna
>>6607326
wanna bet?
>>6607351
With a name like Luna, it seems appropriate for us to be out and about at night.
Let's argue. Both have 14 hours prep time.
these Adult Swim pilots are fucking garbage
>>6607385
Kevin's traps aren't intended to to be pranks, so much as they are to cause bodily harm.
>>6607396
Yeah, I think Kevin would win too.
>>6607392
they really are
if I was given $10,000 and told to make the most lazy unfunny animated short i could, I wouldn't be able to top any of them
>>6607385
Kevin would clearly win
Good morning!
Friendly Reminder: All love towards the sisters should be purely platonic, anything else is degeneracy.
>>6607438
This, one of his pranks turned somebody into a skeleton
>>6607456
This is true. Have some cake.
Characters who are absolute housewife material?
>>6607516
there was some talk about what CWC has been up to lately earlier, here's a video he uploaded the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu13J7opHYo
some kind of bizarre rant about having to pay his mortgage and Donald Trump while playing with toys
How the hell do you guys draw their bean heads? I'm having trouble
>>6607685
Just draw them over and over and over again.
Also I believe there are some "how to draw" official videos and some of the references on the booru may help as well
>>6607685
Put them together as separate shapes. First a circle, then an ellipse on the lower half of the circle for the jaw area.
>tfw this "1 finger challenge" has produced more CC collaboration than the discord could ever hope to
>>6607775
It's too late and dead for drama stirring anon, but good try.
She just wants you to be happy and full of love. Why haven't you accepted her into your heart yet?
>>6607813
Because Luna is the worst Loud
>>6606806
yea
but sometimes i do it to get some inspo
>>6607813
Happy and full of love? You mean like Luna after an especially wild night of "rocking out" backstage at a concert? I'll pass.
>>6607821
You take that back!
>>6604476
>>6607854
It's a shame Nerdy Ronnie Anne didn't go anywhere
>>6607775
how is it a challenge if you can check the photo before uploading it?
there's no stakes.
>>6607877
She was nerdy RA before becoming sullen and bitchy RA.
>>6607392
ehh two of em were okay.
>>6607854
She needws to be bullied MORE
>>6607922
Perhaps made to lick the bathroom floor?
>get two texts
>they're pic related
wat do?
Morning
>>6607991
Choke the chicken, additional cock pun, etc.
>>6607991
Giggle and get aroused
>>6606548
>>6607102
Can't wait for more of this
Amazing job guys
>>6607991
What's next? One harmonica challenge for Luna? One wooden stake challenge for Lucy? One lizard challenge for Lana?
>>6608006
>One lizard challenge
>>6608006
One Log Challenge with Lincoln covering one of the Louds with his Log
>>6607995
Good mo... oh wait, it's Monday.
Have you remembered to hurt your Lynn today?
>>6608080
of course, cigar Burns in the morning, afternoon beating, and evening emotional abuse
>>6608080
We've been over this. December is the month for friendship and care. No abuse and bullying allowed!
All i want for Christmas is a Lynn.
I will treasure her forever
>>6608071
Everyday is saturday when you're a neet
>>6608097
I want to have Lynn come down my chimney, if you catch my drift.
>>6608107
I'd much rather come down Lynn's chimney instead.
>>6607991
UNF
Louds who have chronically seen Lincolns Log?
>>6608113
Something to set off your Yule log, perhaps?
>>6608213
Lori, Lucy and Lana
>>6608213
Guessing most of the older ones if they were around when he was being changed or bathed.
>>6546666
Can you fags leave already? Like holy shit, you're ruining the board just by being here you pedos
>>6608213
Lincoln does not have a log. He is a canon girl.
>>6608286
Lynn and Leni held the most fascination with why their new sibling's parts didn't match theirs. (Lynn especially envied the "firehose" aspect of his equipment.)
Lori was most scandalized by seeing it, Luna was embarrassed (remember she's still a bit sheltered then), and Luan thinks it's funny.
I want to anally impregnate Lincoln
>>6608400
How do you plan to do that?
>>6608400
Isn't there a fic about that?
>>6608414
>10
I don't know why I assumed Lincoln knocked up Ronnie Anne in high school and not Bobby and Lori getting hitched and having a kid together.
I wanna stuff her full so that delicious layer of fat gets thicker
Hey what's up guys it's R1 here.
The best part of waking up
ZA WAAARUDO!!!
THREAD WO TOMARE!
>>6608537
Snuggling together.
>>6608554
>>6608537
Still my absolute favorite commercial ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA
Good morning everyone. Are you remembering to eat a balanced breakfast to give you the proper nutrition to start your day?
>the episode that was done entirely in live action
>>6608580
Is Lola a man?
>>6608594
Walks like a woman and talks like a man?
Linka and Lincoln as this when?
>>6608606
But who was phone?
started a new fic, lisa gets turned on while in a hot tub
http://pastebin.com/ep3p8wmb
>>6608606
>Jumpsung
>Open Skype
>See this
>>6608622
Nice. Please go on.
Do you fucking pedos even go to other threads here on /trash/?
>implying she's not perfect in every possible way
>>6608646
No, we're not into poop or furfag cancer.
>>6608648
Oops, wrong picture.
>>6608654
I messed up again
>>6608648
She's cute when she's angry
>"I am the clown, YOU are the assistant!"
The number of the beast.
Lincoln is trans
>>6608674
He's a lesbian-identified male
Hey big bro, I just finished painting these. Wanna play?
>>6608711
>playing with dolls
What are you, a faggot? Get out of here.
>>6608711
I'd rather play Cave Explorer.
>>6608646
I'm a former member of HG
Why is drawing so frustrating?
>>6608718
>>6608752
Cause it takes practice and the skill you develop isn't immediately obvious.
>>6608646
I used to post in the Undyne threads. Got to name pic related.
>>6608783
That Jingo is a saint, I'm a bit jelly of you for being there when it was made.
>>6608779
I guess I'm just impatient, but I'm afraid I'm not improving at all.
>>6608646
/ftt/
>of course I'll marry you!
>>6608808
Hogwash, as long as you are truly trying to practice you will improve. Patience and Dedication are essential for developing any skill.
This all might sound incredibly cliche but only because it's true.
>>6608718
>This is a Chad in New England
>>6608845
I don't speak poverty, what are they saying?
>>6608646
No.
>>6608845
Aw jeez, AG would commit sudoku if he saw this.
>mom found the Luna Cum Monument
>>6608667
I want to be punished by an angry Luan.
>daddy found the Lynn Sock Sculpture
>>6608868
The what?
>>6608885
Delete this! Luan is a beauty queen.
>>6608868
The what?
>>6608783
Link to the comic?
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
>>6608837
Thanks for the prep talk. I have a question though. I just did a doodle of Lynn (will post if anyone is interested) and in this one she's three bean-heads talk, but in the one I did yesterday, she was closer to four or four and a half. Does that sort of thing matter, or am I thinking to deeply into it?
>>6608878
Nice!
>>6608904
http://captainjingo.tumblr.com/post/146643571986/download-link-below-spear-of-just-us-a-26
>>6608922
Seems to me that you are over thinking things. Worrying about every little thing is just going to slow you down and stress you out; drawing is suppose to be fun after all.
The mornings are prime time for the Lynn fans so I'm sure they would love some new content.
>>6608955
Nice
Any new shota gay fics?
>>6608991
No.
>>6608580
>tfw clone lincoln was sent to a universe where lincoln wasn't born
that still messes with me
>>6608998
Lincoln is part of the harem anon
>>6609005
>lincoln will never be your bf
>he'll never crossdress for you
>you'll never roleplay with him that he needs a ride home
>he'll never give ou the best blowjob of your life
fuck
>>6608979
>content
I hazard to call it that.
>>6609005
Still doesn't change that I don't think there's been anything new.
>>6608845
as much as i love cucknnie this is shit
Everytime I thought I loved her as much as I possibly could, I just keep falling in love with her even more. When I meet a girl who makes me feel the same way Luna does, I'll marry her as soon as possible.
Now you share something.
>>6608646
I go to fap sometimes to some of the threads. But here is the only place I "discuss" content.
>>6609028
Oh that's far from awful and it's cute so that's a bonus.
>>6609093
>>6609093
>>6609093
despite going down a bad road, i still have hope i'll find girl as sweet, as caring, as loving, and has a soul as beautiful as leni's
because people like that are a rarity to find in this day and age, everyone's jaded, and even though i put on this jaded/tough guy act
i just would love a leni to melt the glacier in my heart
>>6609115
What do you mean by this?
>>6609124
Mostly the expression, not so much the words.
>>6608868
>Cum Monument
>>6609137
please get off the phone, i'm on it
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
last night was amazing i felt like it was 2004 again and i felt like a kid i played NWN seriously for the first time and, despite me never playing it, it's charm swept me up, which louds would play games from 2004? fuck it games from 1998-2010 aside from lucy
>>6609147
Sorry for what?
>>6609093
Luna doesn't exist, and if she did she would never love you. This applies to all fictional characters.
>>6608868
I feel you senpai.
>>6609147
>>6609152
>>6602116
Can somebody give a loud house on election day fanfic?
>>6609148
I felt like it was 2004 again last night too. I was dreaming and I was a kid again, running around and exploring the world without a care in the world, rolling in the grass and hiking up mountains in the great outdoors. Then I woke up, and remember I have to study for my finals. Thinking of hanging myself just to get way from it all.
>>6609142
But then who was phone?
>>6609180
>just wear an adidas track suit
I'd rather kill myself than emulate the subhumans.
>>6609142
>>6609188
>>6609194
>russians
>subhumans
pick one
>>6609168
I did a short one, but it's not really.
http://pastebin.com/c3f3EY7m
Line 171
I feel like, if I were to do something with it now A) It would be outdated, and B) It'd just be restating the obvious. Hillaryfags got BTFO.
I had an idea to make a fic about Leni being the VP alongside Jeb Bush, so I may do that if I'm really really bored.
>>6609180
>she redpilled leni, lucy, lola, and lily
How retarded are you. I bet near the entire loud family was with Hillary Clinton
I think that Lincoln was the only possible Donald Trump supporter in the family
>>6609168
>Can somebody give a loud house on election day fanfic?
But it'll just be OOC. Like for example Lola would've definitely been a Hillary supporter.
>>6609196
this got a hearty chuckle out of me
>>6609198
in spicland if you wear adidas you are shittier than the shit
>>6609219
pic related
>>6609196
>"I'm you... from forty-eight hours in the future..."
>>6609196
>we're clones, dude don't trust Lisa
>>6609228
i'm disgusted
>>6609230
THIS NEEDS TO BE A FIC
/r/ing spic adidas bobby looking at slav adidas hugh saying "even their shit is better than ours"
It's funny that the rest of trash gives us shit for making multiple threads yet ignore the countless Hunger Games and ERPing threads
>>6609269
don't forget the literal circlejerk cesspool known as /ftt/
>>6609168
>Oh my god, I am LITERALLY shaking right now. How could this have happened?
>Lori Loud stared horrified at the television set as all the other siblings, except for Lucy and Lincoln, cheered at the news.
>"Looks like the nuclear war with Russia is off. Sigh."
>Lynn Sr. and Rita had gone to the kitchen to open up a bottle of champagne, sipping it smugly between cheering and hollering at the liberal butthurt coming from the radio
>Soon after, Lynn grabbed Rita by the groin and led her into the bedroom to take it all in
>At this point, Lori had started to cry
>How could over half of Michigan have voted for that racist, sexist, xenophobic bigot and Whats a leppo Man instead of our proud Yaaaas queen?
>Her phone vibrated
>It was Bobby
>She picked up the phone
>"Babe? Babe, you there?"
>She could hear the sobbing on the other side
>""B-bobby? Are you alright?
>"They've found us, babe. I'm sorry but-"
>"You have to go back!" A voice b
>"No please, not back there! I've almost got a citizensh-"
>The phone went silent.
>Lori was terrified.
>She could hear noises from outside, even over the laughter and cheer of her siblings.
>Lincoln was staring out the window, and suddenly jerked back.
>"Ronnie Anne!"
>Lori ran to the window and looked outside.
>Ronnie Anne had been hanged by a mob, and a sign reading "ILLEAGLE SPIC" hung around her neck.
>This was the new America.
>Her eight-year-old sister told her all this, btw
>>6609198
>Russians
>human
>>6609269
True, but it's not like either of those two specifically make them BECAUSE AHH YEAH SHITPOSTING HOURS HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE BUTTON.
We're cancerous, don't try to act like we aren't.
>>6609280
>>6609246
What would be so awful that Luna would need call herself from two days ago to warn her about?
>Her first real gig ends in disaster, so Luna encourages her to cancel
>She gets into a fight with Luan that results in her running away
>She warns her to not start dating that older Anon guy, despite how cute he is
>>6609309
>not all of the above
>also tells lincoln not to go to mcdonald's that night
>>6609302
Right? He was far right!
>>6609309
She rapes Lincoln and gets him dick pregnant so he kills himself.
>>6609309
Something that tears her family apart because of a dumb secret she kept.
Then, trying to fix whatever problem she caused, she actually falls into the trap of a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>6609319
That would be cool, if future Luna basically ran off a series of awful mistakes she made, and past Luna had this long checklist of what not to do over the next two days.
luan, why did the chcken cross the road?
>>6609342
to get away from your retarded ass
>>6609351
calling all spics, new episodes starting this week.
one of the boys/tattler's tale
funny business/snow bored
study muffin/homespun
>>6609381
>spics
>>6609424
>>6609335
but she does one or two or something
>>6609434
>>6609446
Luna would be the kind of person to get a call from her future self warning her of impending doom only for her to half-ass what she can do to prevent it.
Luans who are perfect.
>>6609482
you misspelled leni
>>6609482
you misspelled luna
>>6609482
you misspelled lynn
>>6609482
you literally misspelled lori
>>6609482
Here is a perfect Luan.
>>6609482
you misspelled perfect
>>6609521
>actually went back to check
>>6609188
>>6609516
a perfect luna you mean
holy fuck i want to suck his cock hard
>>6609543
maybe i can be your shota?
i miss comfy naruto
My first ever ona hole wont be coming in until maybe wednesday so I am not going to fap until it arrives. I am tourturing myself by watching porn all the time until it gets here
i dont know why i am doing this to myself
CHOOSE YOUR SHOTA
>>6609566
fuck you
>>6609578
you gonna show people when you bust?
What if Luna went to a concert was kidnapped, raped, was forced to OD on heroin and fucking died, but everyone assumed she just partied to hard and no one was arrested?
>>6609578
Because you want to shoot the biggest load you can?
Just as a hypothetical, how many cream sodas would you have to drink in one night to accidentally kill yourself?
>>6609188
>My mom won't let me be in your band anymore, Luna.
>>6609599
>tfw no Cartoon City
>tfw this makes me feel like the luds and SU take place in the same universe
>>6609591
Depends, how much pizza you eating with 'em?
>>6609590
Maybe but I think I am also going to shoot myself in the foot because I am probably going to cum in less than two seconds for not building up resistance
>>6609591
>>6609609
None, but I have eaten a lot of original potato chips.
>>6609598
Okay good, I'm a while off then. Thank you.
>>6609610
Then you'll have set a benchmark, and now you'll have a goal to strive towards. Keep building up your endurance and fucking that onahole until you can go for hours before cumming.
>>6609625
I want to be the best ona hole fucker I can be anon.
>>6609578
Which one did you get?
>>6609637
>>6609625
>>6609610
>>6609638
all this lewd talk
i need to cum
>>6609638
the Tong-GGO from toydemon. Hopefully it will last me for a while, these things arent cheap
>>6609605
>The luds
>>6609655
sorry
>>6609578
>>6609610
>using a disgusting fake vagina instead of a real one owned by a pure maiden
>>6609655
>Lowry
>>6609655
>louan
>>6609663
>not masturbating to only the purest Louds to obtain fearsome wizard powers
>>6609655
Layle
>>6609649
I'm looking though these and all of them are weird as fuck
whats wrong with just using your hand?
>>6609685
>not realising that the act of masturbation soils the virgin purity needed to attain wizardom
>>6609700
It gets boring after a while. There is a whole thread on /jp/ dedicated to this stuff if you are curious about it. Very informative stuff.
>>6609713
nah am good I'm not that far along into degeneracy
>>6609700
Never used one myself, but it apparently offers the same appeal as a dildo. Different sensations, having an ass to grip, temperatures, stuff like that. Plus it lets you use the actual motion of fucking more easily and naturally.
>>6609729
>tfw no loud house themed onaholes
>>6609723
>degeneracy
Their thread is far from degeneracy, it's actually really normal, they just talk about which onahole is good or not
I could never buy an onahole, I'm too afraid of the mailman knowing what I got, package gets missing and I have to claim it, my little cousin finding it.
How the fuck can you explain to a 11 year old girl about a lolipussy onahole?
>>6609765
by demonstrating it to her
Why is 11 the cutest age?
>>6609765
Well according to the FAQ on the ona hole thread, the packeging is very discreet and wont say anything on the box.
So I guess I will find out how true that is when I get it this week
>>6609765
Make her use it on you, anon. Do it as a fun game where she gets candy for it
>>6609776
Because best character is that age
>>6609776
>there's 3 Jordans in earth-1 Royal Woods.
>>6609804
At least 5.
>>6609776
>>6609827
oh you
>>6609786
Finally, people are seeing it my way. Clyde is the absolute, 100% best character.
>>6609906
he said cousin not sister
>>6609905
>>6609915
okay, dude
>>6609921
I feel like you're same fagging just as an excuse to use that.
>>6609945
i wish i was
>>6609905
needs a translation
Which Loud boy would make the best Dad?
>>6609949
I like this a lot
>>6609973
From what we've seen Lincoln if he's disqualified the fuck if I know the rest all have no empathy.
>>6609973
Loni
>>6609973
Lynn Sr.
Do you guys think the Meiki Cherry 2 would roughly mimic the size of Lucy's hips and ass?
>>6610002
Loni is too stupid to be a good dad he'll have the baby in a harness around his chest walk into a wall and bam pancake kid!
>>6609973
I imagine Lynn would be that guy who peaked in high school and forces his kids to do sports so he can relive his glory days and is probably an alcoholic
>>6610018
You could always just fuck another kid into him
>>6609381
I watched today's episode and it was Cover Girls + Save the Date.
>>6610155
at 3pm hombre
>>6610183
3pm where tho
>>6610052
I don't think it works that way
>>6610197
Can't know until you try.
>>6610197
Of course it does, you put your benis into his vagina and 9 months later presto
>>6609973
Think the real question is who would be the best selfcest mom and dad couple.
>Lynn and Lynn
>>6609381
Thanks bro
>>6610212
Lincoln and Linka obviously
>>6610212
>Still no Lynn Sr./Lynn Jr. smut
>>6610212
Loni and Leni would be disgustingly cute parents who eternally embarass their kids with overly romantic stuff.
>>6610285
Woah mama
We are number one, except everytime we say one Leni gets tricked and molested by a different van
>>6610280
That sounds adorable. Too idiots stumbling their way through parenthood whiling being as happy and cute as humanly possible.
>>6610383
Two*
Would Lori and Loki be cheating on each other with Bobby and Bebe?
>>6610428
maybe they're swingers
what video games would distract me from krunkle lori's advances?
>>6610483
pokemon
>>6610505
between dead rising, metal gear, fantasy life, pathologic, neverwinter nights or STALKER call of pripyat
>>6610501
Leni and Loni are both in the kissing booth
Lexx and Levi are both in the biting booth
>>6610522
5 finger shuffle
>>6610534
NO I'M TRYING TO NOT DO THAT, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD I WANT TO
>>6610529
Draw it up, hombrino.
>>6610575
well i don't wear pants at home, so uh okay
>>6610483
I want to use squished Lori like an onahole
>>6610589
Well there you go. Should still have your junk out, though. Maximum freedom and comfort.
>>6610612
n-no, stop
>>6610603
Lola looks so goofy in that pic.
>>6610306
Kill the fucking rapists who did this obscenity.
>>6609776
It's actually 7.
Loud child who would make the greatest superhero?
I'd say Luna. Maybe Lincoln.
>>6610383
It would turn into fairly odd parents but without magic.
>>6610620
Just dont hold your controller near your dick and you'll be fine.
>>6608606
source?
>>6608359
>Ruining /trash/