first for benis
Better hope you all get past this. It'd be lame if you didn't.
THE MASKED ROYAL IS GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU WEAKLNGS. YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE A SLAUGHTERFEST. WOO!
>>6599001
I think I'll definitely die at the start no-, oh, that's fine too, thank you for the thought though Ocelot.
kys kk
By the way, if you didn't get in this time, don't worry. I'll do another one after this if I don't get bugged by anyone.
>>6599042
I wanted to see you die but the host prevented me from doing it
The boss right out the gate, huh? Let's see if you guys can handle it.
>>6599049
Ahh~ Nothing is more relaxing than the seaside breeze. I could go for a popsicle right about now.
>>6599058
It's really nice to know that I've made such an impact on your life that you'd want me dead, really makes everything worthwhile.
Man, you guys are a bunch of wimps, seriously.
>>6599068
I really want to cum inside you.
>>6599068
How about a meat popsicle?
>>6599067
Don't let me here!
>>6599073
I know I know
A guy gets blown up. Other than that, nothing much happens.
>>6599082
Meat doesn't have an ounce of sugar. Not a chance.
>>6599079
kys ramsalt
>>6599049
You would? Thank you mister! I really need the cash so this would help a lot!
>>6599033
You're saying some really scary stuff. Do you mean it?
>>6599067
Time to eat
Two guys bite it and someone actually manages to get one of those Chaos Diamond things for once.
>>6599067
Sorry guys, i couldn't save you
You guys could use the peace after all that. Go ahead and relax.
>>6599104
That's why you coat it with chocolate glaze, duh.
Another one? You guys just can't catch a break this time, huh?
That girl's just no joke.
>>6599140
Who puts chocolate on meat? That's absurd. I would never waste such delicious dark goodness on such insanity.
A little girl like that shouldn't be wandering around there anyway, honestly.
I skipped ahead to some action and uh... Yeah.
Good job, dude.
>>6599161
Pretty!
Here's how good you guys did. And a new thing now that someone found one.
Emerald Tally:
Mirai: I
>>6599189
Congrats.
>>6599198
Thanks for hosting.
>>6599198
thanks for hosting
Alright, how many of you are hiding out right now?
>>6599208
>>6599208
>>6599208
>>6599208
....
>>6599198
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6599189
Three of those things? No one could have seen it coming. The winner did nicely and thanks for hosting! I will be waiting for the next one!
>>6599208
>Waves
>>6599208
Hello!
>>6599208
>
Alright, 24 this time.
>>6599234
B.B. Hood
>>6599234
The Wrench
>>6599234
You Watanabe
>>6599208
>>6599234
Kurumi And Albrecht
>>6599234
Ranma Saotome
>>6599234
Avenger
>>6599234
Capra Demon
>>6599234
The Player
>>6599234
Velvet Crowe
>>6599234
Fumi Lurkanno
>>6599234
Luka
>>6599234
Ken Kaneki
>>6599234
Starman
>>6599234
Hotaru Shidare
>>6599068
ayy bb, want som fug?
>>6599234
Cirno
>>6599234
Joey Mallone
>>6599234
Lord Beerus
>>6599234
Corporal Adrian Shephard
>>6599234
Rika
>>6599234
Santa and Rudolph
>>6599253
I want to fuck this woman
>>6599256
>>6599234
meme expert
>>6599274
>reaches for your chest
Still need 3 more here.
>>6599234
Rolf
>>6599290
Hiita
>>6599234
Blanc
test
>>6599290
Asif Raza Rana
>>6599234
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6599271
watch out nigga, she has the rinnegan
>>6599305
kys Baron
>>6599234
Kotori Iida
>>6599278
>>6599283
>>6599295
Fufufu...all part of my plan.
>teleports behind all of you and kills you with dagashi power so that you don't do anything that you just said and don't reply to any more of my posts ever again
>>6599234
Nishikata
Alright, 3 minutes to swap.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children!
The Jew is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than apes, because he is, first of all, capable of a large array of negative feelings that the apes aren't - hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, disgrace, doubt - and, secondly, he is aware of what he is and isn't.
>>6599321
>replies
Nice tits bb.
would give titjob/10
>dies
>rematerializes in your clothes as a mini-me
Much better
>>6599332
Begin the battle.
>>6599332
Team one is the greatest! Ready partner?
>>6599332
Rolf is ready to begin the senseless slaughter of the innocents!
Time's up. The chumps get separated from the champs here.
>>6599375
I want all the presents this year, got it?
>>6599375
Forgive Rolf, Rolf is still not used to piloting the motorized metal beasts in this country!
>>6599375
>With a smile still plastered on her face, the hooded girl gives him the middle finger.
>>6599347
Someone help! There is a spirit haunting my bust!
Time to settle in, but first some guy gets beaten by two little girls.
>>6599375
>>6599400
I can help, what do you need me to do
>>6599405
Why should I listen to you two idiots?
>>6599405
You are telling Rolf you can use the telephone to call for sustenance and people in this location?
Rolf will have one of everything, thank you!
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>6599400
Wait.. did you say a "spirit"?.
Me and albrecht can defeat him for sure. right, albrecht?
This thing came back. Hope you guys do a better job than you did last time.
>Why do day 1 arenas always happen when I host?
Every jew, deep down, knows he's a worthless peice of shit. In fact, has a negative Midas Touch - everything he touches turns to shit.
M]any Aryans would, even assuming complete economic equality between the sexes, prefer residing with males or peddling their asses on the street, thereby having most of their time for themselves, to spending many hours of their days doing boring, stultifying, non-creative work for somebody else, functioning as less than animals, as machines, or, at best - if able to get a "good" job - co-managing the shitpile. What will liberate women, therefore, from male control is the total elimination of the money-work system, not the attainment of economic equality with jews within it.
>>6599424
Now THAT was just pitiful.
>>6599418
Needs more adjectives to be proper ERP
>>6599424
>>6599414
Exorcise it! At once.
>>6599423
Oh dear, how adorable indeed, but I'm looking for a professional.
>>6599405
There may be mermaids in there! You know how much they pay for those? Wish me luck!
>>6599424
>Showers the machine with a fuckton of missiles.
Someone going to want these parts. Maybe it will go to making something useful.
>>6599424
Rolf has dealt with vermin more vicious than you!
I thought her thing was fire, not darkness?
Two other guys get stomped into the ground while everyone else messes around.
>>6599444
Sure thing
>grabs breasts and mumbles a spell
Did- did it work?
>>6599424
Yeah! Beat it!
>>6599457
Do not worry, Rolf will beat some sense into that undercooked egg you call a head!
>>6599444
We are professional!. me and albrecht defeat a ton of spirits before
>>6599444
>gets comfy between your bosoms
Hey bb, do you think we could do the underboob challenge?
>>6599476
>sniffs your panties
Another guy gets ganged up on and some loser forgets to put on bright colors. Meanwhile, everyone else is having a good time besides those three.
>>6599457
You're going to have to pay me back for this.
>She tosses a grenade into the water. Unidentifiable chunks of meat following after the explosion.
You're welcome!
>>6599491
Do not worry! Rolf is used to navigating around muck and slime from the old country!
Just stupid things and treasure hunting today. Someone does something so stupid, that they die.
>>6599418
>necky wecky
>bulgy wolgy
>murr
>Mr. Fuzzy Balls
>musky
>>6599491
>What is with my characters and fishing?
I'm going in. If I don't return, tell them that Red is dead.
>>6599482
HE-HEY!. yo-you better run now, or i'm going t-to tell albrecht to defeat you!
This thing came back to play too, and most of you actually did good this time. 'Most' being the key word here.
>>6599531
What more mechanical beasts can you throw at Rolf that he will not also take down?
>>6599511
It's always fun messing with other people's stuff.
>>6599531
This again? Not a-
>She then realizes that she ran out of bombs.
Shit. As I said, not a problem!
Oh great, now who's gonna deliver the presents this year?
Time to eat. Again.
Looks like you all were hungry for blood though.
>>6599552
Very interesting!
>She shoots several holes into the tanks.
Anything else around here? Something other than fish?
>>6599531
This guy can't build for crap.
>>6599564
Welp, nice work.
...Still angry at me?
Two groups of people have some near death experiences.
>>6599564
Hay lady! Someone kinda put a hit out on you so I kinda have to put a bullet in your skull. Sorry!
>>6599570
Why would I be angry at someone cutting my liver and then falling asleep on me?
>>6599580
Thank you, small girl! Rolf would rather not be subjected to the harsh vacuum of space and die an untimely death!
>>6599580
It's okay because we're okay! You can just sit over there.
>Her expression suddenly changes as she whispers to the other woman.
I can have him dead by the morning if he continues to be useless.
The cops are pretty ruthless tonight. Meanwhile, someone catches up on some sleep.
>>6599580
You have no idea what you're doing....
>>6599581
Eeexactly. Seriously, I've had friends do worse to me here.
Someone gets left in the lurch. You'd think they know how this world works by now, but they just keep making the same mistakes.
>>6599609
Nothing a bottle of gin won't cure. Was there always five of you though?
>>6599615
That right? We aren't really friends though, are we now?
>>6599626
It's a pleasure doing business with you.
Two girls with money problems and another with a habit of fishing. I like it too, but this is a little much.
>Fuck off, Hot Shelter.
>>6599476
Is that so? Very well, I'll allow you to exercise my bosom, as it seems the other one I had carry out that task failed terribly.
Just skipping ahead a bit. Someone's luck runs out.
>>6599628
And? I'm just saying, you can't really avoid stuff like that. It's the person who makes the games that make that something you have to do anyways, you know?
>>6599641
Uuugh. Yeah, fine, whatever, just take it.
i want to fuck rolf
>>6599662
life has many doors, anon-boy
>>6599641
I am serious going to kill all of these fish if I find my way back here.
It's time to make your final preparations.
I'd say it's time for the final showdown, but seeing how things work in this world, you're probably more likely to make a fatal mistake before meeting up.
>>6599657
I'm as innocent as a child can be! Why do the cops keep chasing me?
>>6599658
Tch! You make not be a little girl but you sure do make excuses like one. You're saying you had no part in that at all is complete bull.
>>6599677
Only ten shots left. Better make it count.
>>6599653
Ok alb- WHAT. exercise your... b-but how we are going to fight if the spirit is there?!
Huh, didn't expect it to come back.
Good job, Tank Girl.
>>6599694
The FUCK am I supposed to do with this? Even more fishing?
>>6599708
I'm so tired of this! Why won't you just die?
>She attempts to shoot at it only to get a nothing.
Damn it!
>>6599694
Ouch....
>>6599697
>>6599657
Hehehe, cops don't like heretics.
And I'm saying that if I had a CHOICE in the matter, I wouldn't have laid hands on you.
>>6599714
Thanks for the show, Riku.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
That's it from me today.
>>6599714
Congratulations Rika, so much for Rolf... I was rooting for yah man.
Hi everyone.
>>6599714
Congrats to the winner
>>6599722
Thank you for hosting
>>6599722
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6599714
Congrats.
>>6599722
Thank you for hosting.
>>6599721
Image repost games when?
>>6599722
thanks for hosting
>>6599704
I'm sorry? I thought you said you were an exorcist? Surely you've experienced a spirit trapped in ones clothing.
>>6599722
Thank you for hosing, and congratulations to the girl.
>>6599718
>>6599727
>>6599729
>>6599733
>>6599739
>>6599743
No problem, I'll just hang out here for now.
>>6599724
Hey.
>>6599722
What's wrong with me?! I had that in the bag! Thanks for hosting I guess.
>>6599718
I think entering a game where you can kill everyone is the choice but what do I know? Yeah, yeah congrats.
>>6599724
Oh it's you again! Hi there!
>>6599735
As soon as I get back to 24.
>>6599657
...Perhaps Rolf should not have taunted the games' overlord.
>>6599714
Congratulations, small girl!
>>6599722
Rolf thanks the host for these games of murder and fun!
>>6599718
congrats
>>6599743
O-Of course i'm am. b-but this never happened where i come from..
ok, albrecht you already know what do
>the bear grows then he punches your bosom
>>6599754
The name's Baki Hanma, fist bump?
>>6599763
Uh...Me again? Tsk....
I don't believe we've met before.
>>6599789
>She attempts to dodge, but ultimately gets hit anyway
Wh-what is the meaning of this?! Is this your definition of an exorcist?
>>6599813
W-Well.. yeah, it always work.
>>6599810
Uh, sure.
>He stretches out a fist
The name's Riku.
>>6599799
You're not one of those germaphobe creeps are you? Maybe your dad touched you in a way you didn't like? Whatever backstory you have, don't see how you can be as powerful as you claimed.
>>6599810
(Is this fucker serious? It was just last night.)
Oh my bad! I must've mistakes you for someone else. Teehee!
>>6599840
>After a moment, she recollects herself
Wait...I believe, I am free! It's a miracle!
>>6599856
Don't talk about my father like that! No, it's called haphephobia. It's just...a fear of being touched.
Yeah? And what do you need for evidence?
>>6599874
>Touches
>>6599868
See?. we are experts in defeating spirits!.
right, albrecht?
>>6599874
So if I even so much as poke you, you'd screamed bloody murder? Gee, between your size and this now you must be a regular champion when it comes to fighting. Unless you throw energy shit like on cartoons, I don't see that happening.
>>6599886
>Loud shriek.
>>6599908
Pretty much.
Hehehehe, and you might just be guessing right, too.
>>6599856
Oh... uh... okay....the name's Baki. Is that name familiar to you?
>>6599850
>He bumps your fist.
You're not much of a talker, are you Riku, eh? Neither am I, for good reason but I'll explain that later on.
Don't feel pushed into a conversation if yah ain't willing to talk.
>>6599928
>punches
>>6599928
Cuute~
>>6599931
I can talk if I need to, but I'm more of an action kind of guy, you know? If I don't need to talk, I just don't.
>>6599928
Yeah, warn me next time that happens. I don't want to become deaf because some bitch can't control herself. And god damn it, I was just joking! Please tell me I was wrong.
>>6599931
(Probably should've have gotten that guy's name. Stupid Hood! Stupid!)
Never heard of it before! Looks like it was an honest mistake!
im the king of the trap el chapo jr!!!!
>>6599943
>Blasts
>>6599962
SHUT UP.
>>6599978
Not like I can help it!
And no, no you weren't, hehehe.
>She flicks her wrist, a thin white beam shooting off in to the sky.
>>6600004
Nuh uh you can't make me!
>>6599967
Same, a person I can finally relate too.
>>6599978
"Never heard of it before".....
I'm not an it you know. Sheesh learn some damn manners will yah.
>>6600071
Well, I guess we'll just both hang out until something happens.
>>6600004
>Staring in disbelief, the hooded girl just covers her. Trembling all the while.
>>6600071
I just meant your name, jackoff. Everyone's so sensitive these days.
(I'm perfectly polite! Your name is an unique one!)
>>6600092
....
Uh. You okay?
>>6600018
Who says I can't!?
>>6599891
I take it he's the quiet type. On other matters, should we celebrate our victory?
>>6600114
I just did!
Cuuuuttteee~
First 36. No duplicates.
>>6600149
Hotaru Shidare
>>6600149
Avenger
>>6600131
Yes!. but how we celebrate it?
>>6600149
Sleepy Accel
>>6600149
The Lenny of Pan-Dimensional Singularity
>>6600149
Kurumi And Albrecht
>>6600149
Kaiko
>>6600163
I'm glad you asked. We'll celebrate this precious moment with...a dagashi! Have you had one before?
>>6600149
Ramona Flowers
>>6600092
....somethings bound to happen eventual--... speak of the devil
>>6600149
Baki Hanma
>>6600090
Jack off? Tsk.... everyone's bound to be a jackass these days regardless of how innocent they look.
>>6600149
Ash Crimson
>>6600149
Bogdan Botezatu
>>6600149
Araragi
>>6600149
God Emperor Donald J. Trump
>>6600149
Riku
>>6600149
Tyuule
>>6600149
Koichiro Iketani
>>6600149
Nymph and a candy apple
>>6600138
OH, BUGGER OFF!
>>6600149
Rika
>>6600149
Furry porn
>>6600149
Lord Beerus
>>6600149
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6600190
Nice get
>>6600181
>You got your replies all mixed up, man.
Yup, good luck, huh?
>>6600149
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6600149
Ranma Saotome
>>6600182
that's porn
>>6600149
>>6600211
>Gah. Fuck, thanks for pointing that out.
>>6600149
Rolf
>>6600114
URGHHHHHHHHHHH! Why?! Why is everyone here... Just so
>Still screaming, she begins to pound her fists onto the ground.
>>6600181
Jackoff? What does that mean? I didn't say that, did I?
>>6600197
Cuuuuuuutttttttiiiieeee! <3
>>6600178
No. albrecht, do you had a "dagashi" before?
>>6600237
He got his replies mixed up.
>>6600149
Eggman-kun
>>6600220
Nope.
>>6600237
Awoo?
>Ammy tilts her head at the screaming lady interrupting her nap.
>>6600149
Ammy
Female
>>6600264
then post the full version
>>6600275
Kek
>>6600237
Don't play dumb with me ass-hole, that cutsie little charade can fool anyone else but me -- so quit the act or I'll give you something to cry home to grandma about.
>>6600149
Miyu Edelfelt
Funny that I got exactly 24. Still going with 36 so pump them out. Need eight more.
>>6600225
Your name dipshit. What is it?
>>6600248
Got that already. I knew what he meant.
>>6600149
Ruler
>>6600286
Double entry allowed? I'll only do 2.
>>6600275
But there isn't one, because it's not porn.
>>6600237
...Uh. Strong?
>>6600243
Asshole....
>>6600286
>I forget the name
Aya shameimaru
>>6600286
me wayfoo
>>6600286
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>6600286
Junichiro Hill
>>6600295
How did you get that out of me compliment you?
>>6600292
Just make it be a different character.
>>6600286
Ren
>>6600313
HIS NAME IS SADO YOU CUNT
>>6600149
Ichigo
>>6600313
>Chad.
gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>6600333
>bleach
drink it
>>6600333
>Ichigo
Is that you Pac?
>>6600286
THE JAPS
>>6600349
Nah
>>6600333
Tyuulefag is that you?
>>6600357
L-Let's get moving already, there's a naked chick here.
>>6600376
INDEED!
>>6600357
Rolf is ready for the merciless massacre!
>>6600357
>not Deeg is dying game
>not Jude is shitting game
Why live
>>6600357
Yeah, ready.
>>6600384
Who is Deeg?
>>6600357
Begin.
Superslam 100.
After this game.
Be there or be square.
>>6600268
>She looks up from her tantrum to see a dog looking at her.
What do you want, mutt?
>>6600284
I must've said my thoughts out loud again. Don't act like you're so special. Pretty much everyone can guess before I make a mistake.
>>6600295
Don't have anything else to say so I guess you're right! It's just so annoying! Throwing beams out like it's a punch! Shit like that needs to be banned!
>>6600384
Maybe you shouldn't. Ever thought of that, mister?
Thought nothing was wrong. Get ready.
>>6600318
Because I don't CARE FOR IT.
>>6600405
Not even like it's a punch. More like as easy as breathing.
>>6600357
Uhhhh... are we doing this or what?
>>6600405
Figured. You're easy to spot. Not like it really matters.
I WISH THIS PIECE OF SHIT WOULD WORK FOR ONCE!
>>6600405
Awoo.
>The wolf places her paw onto the girl's chest, looking up at her with a calm expression.
>>6600427
I do!
>>6600471
Savage.
>>6600471
Is that food? I'll just eat it, problem solved.
>>6600471
Not like anything interesting ever happens in the first day.
>>6600471
Uh, wha--
>>6600471
You can stay in the spare bedroom, person of questionable gender! Do not be alarmed by any of Nana's knickknacks from the great war! Rolf thinks that many of them will not explode!
>>6600493
>gif isn't rolf holding nothing
>>6600471
What? I am late on the first day? Look, my wristwatch clearly shows that I am not la...
>>6600401
I might be square.
>>6600471
There we go! Just need beat on it a couple of times.
Anyway I don't see why you need to go to school. I never went and look how I turned out.
>>6600510
Awoo!
>The wolf steps up to a desk and begins mashing her paws a keyboard.
>>6600510
Keep it down, alright, guys? I can't fail this test.
>>6600510
Ren x Len OTP. Let's not tell Kate.
>>6600510
I don't need anyone else to have a good time in here.
>>6600510
Rolf would never commit such a heinous crime! It was definitely the knife-boy!
>>6600510
What the hell is a "fire alarm"?
aaand done