/sug/ Steven Universe General - Baby, Please Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Three Gems and a Baby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!M8YBnS4a!q1INbvRh3r48alkx-CKE7B87bYyxaI9n5ed4DGpO_Kk
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-1R-04x09.mkv
Watch online: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x546lbr
>Gem Harvest
720p: https://mega.nz/#!91whmaaK!bSvDmv706k-TsUDGnI6g5phAO1Ws-F2D5CRDQlJwDN8
1080p: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-1R-04x08.mkv
Watch online: https://marebucks.com/sun/110/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
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>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
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[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
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[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
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LAPIS BLOWS
>>6590924
Jasper is fat
>>6590924
>Baby, Please
>>6590964
That's what it says
>>6590990
>That's what it says
i wake up in the morning and i get real high and i shout at the top of my lungs
whats going on
>>6590947
https://youtu.be/CK63FxiDx4k
>>6591053
>Jasper will never enjoy tim tams with a double thick coat of chocolate on top and get a little bit heavy-ah
Love you /sug/
>>6591119
I love me too
>>6591119
Edit it to be SU related
>tfw when I finally get around to playing Oblivion after I forgot about it for years
>tfw the game is kind of underwhelming
>>6591151
It didn't age well
>>6591135
>>6591151
Everytime I start playing it I wind up modding the fuck out of it to make things more interesting. It never works.
>>6591166
Dosn't help that I had forgot about it and put three playthroughs into Skyrim. So I'm trying to enjoy it but also seeing all the stuff they improved in the next game. The story is great but...
>>6591151
Me and a buddy of mine were just talking about this yesterday.
>>6591184
Last time I tried skyrim the civel war questline become uncompleted, even with commands and I lost interest after 3 hours of troubleshooting
>>6591119
>>6591212
Why don't we have a Steven Universe mod yet?
Not including the very small weapon mod pack.
>>6591265
Pearl would scream and never stop
Need more sex slave gems, please
>>6591388
You need to get out in the world and gather new material
>>6591427
And you need to get that chip off your shoulder
>>6591434
You're the one that tries to pick a fight every thread
>>6591439
To get a rile. I'm a rowdy person at heart
>>6591451
I'm silly and boiling with rage
>>6591474
Shut your face hole
Big hair was the best look how cool she is
pearl is good mom ?
>>6591151
How teh fuck do you not like teh game if you liked skyrim?
>>6591566
>>6591924
>>6591928
Soga has 4 alternate panels of this on his Twitter that I can't be assed to post or translate
>>6592070
Can't even post them, eh? Sucks for me
>>6591928
http://locanon.tumblr.com/post/153843296752/blank-baby
>>6592174
Nifty
>>6592194
>>6592205
>>6592174
I think it should be "when will I get stains on my body"? As soga has his own engrish translation with "when" instead of "why"
Mala is noticing her parents have tattoos/stains and she doesn't
>>6592213
>>6592214
*or "why don't I have stains on my body"
>>6592194
I hate to be an indexer but
>>6592205
>>6592213
>>6592219
It makes locanon's job a smidge easier maybe
>>6592299
I love the fitting lyrics the artist posted with that:
http://gemnullspace.tumblr.com/post/152293344129/theres-a-weight-on-my-shoulders-that-wont-let-me
>>6592493
They also posted this reversed colors ones but deleted it pretty fast
>>6592493
Meh, they're alright
>>6592545
You're alright
>>6592586
You're so alright
>>6592614
I should've said you're meh
>>6592636
>>6592629
You're so meh
>>6592629
>Anonymous
>>6592741
>>6592757
>>6592766
>>6592777
>>6592785
>>6592798
>>6592806
>>6592817
>>6592766
Thas cute
I need to go through aku's whole goddamn Tumblr sometime
>>6592848
>These aren't my glasses
Still thinkin'
>>6592919
TRANNY? OR NO TRANNY?
>>6592932
I SAID I'M THINKING, FAGGOT
>>6592837
>>6593070
The dialog in the other panels is so bad
>>6593110
This is why I didn't stitch it
>>6590924
IT'S
>>6593167
Monty Python's Flying Circus!
>>6592219
>>6592337
Some of the sound effects were wrapped up in too many lines and gradients to remove them decently, so none of them are changed.
>>6592214
Fixed.
>>6592174
> The post names are song titles
>>6592882
I don't believe in Steven.
>>6593752
>>6593758
>>6593766
>>6593788
Oh locanon you so awesome
Goodmorning, /sug/
>>6596722
Good morning
>>6596961
I remember that. Good times
>>6596722
Morning anon, did you get a good sleep?
>>6597009
I slept like shit but at least I woke up early. Usually I'm at my work around this time, but we're off for the week, so that's cool
MILFs
>>6597029
Good shit anon, it's nice to have some lazy day for ourselves isn't it?
>>6597057
Good god, mismatched piercings on her are delicious.
>>6597053
I'm used to overworking myself. It's why I'm so reserved on 4chan, it's a decent place for chilling out. But yeah, lazy days are fun
>>6597078
Yeah I love to chill on /sug/ too, shame it's so slow, even on /co/ right now, so what do you work with anon?
If I haven't asked it before, sorry, I have the memory of a gold fish, if it fused with Opal.
>>6597129
I'm a land surveyor/general laborer. Mostly unskilled, of course. Thankfully my old man is one of the best tradesmen around, so he's teaching me his skills. All in all, it's a pretty backbreaking job, but hey, somebody's gotta do it
>>6597148
Great to work with the old man isn't it? I used to work for mine at a market he owned, hope you're having fun at least anon.
>>6597177
It's the best decision I ever made, I'll tell you that for free. Plus I make a shitton just from working with small companies and even fellow tradesmen. It's good shit, man
The artist of this, El Claud, has drawn more!
http://elclaud.tumblr.com/post/154031875618/im-a-bit-insecure-about-these-lapis-and-jasper
>I’m a bit insecure about these, Lapis and Jasper in greek mythology.
>I was listening to one of those ASMR videos of 8 hours of rain and thunderstorm sounds when I had this vision of Lapis as an evil mermaid/ocean nymph attracting her victims in the ocean to give as an offer to her goddess. Jasper obviously had to be an amazon warrior, with the ocean jasper monster as her horse.
>This came out, I’m probably going to draw some more NSFW stuff of this. I like Jasper as Lapis’ prisoner, so it’s going to be sort of dub-con.
Fuck yes
>>6597921
Sexy
>>6597929
>OJ
OJ
>OJ
OJ
>>6592766
kill yourself
>>6597990
They're also a lot more ambitious
>One late night Steven is sleeping in his bed snoring loudly the gems are on a mission while Stevens rests and the whole house is silent.
>But Steven is awakened to the sound of his belly rumbling.
>He pats his hungry belly and checks the time its past midnight and he's super hungry.
>Stevens says "Oh man I know this diet is killing me I'm so hungry.
>Steven gets up from bed his bare feet touching the cold floor and he walks down to the kitchen fridge.
>Steven open the fridge and the dark house is lit up from the fridge light inside Steven sees the fridge is fully stocked with tasty junk food and sugary treats.
>Steven is frustrated "This diet would be a lot easier if she didn't keep packing the fridge full with so much food. It drives me crazy its not like she need to eat."
>Steven thinks about going back to bed but his growling belly and craving for food over powers his will and he gives into his desire,
>"Just some food to hold me over I can burn this off in the morning."
>Steven starts eating there are some doughnuts he takes one first and quickly eats it but its not enouth Steven then eats another then another it didn't take long till Steven had eaten the whole box.
>Steven licked his lips "Mmmmh that's so good I want more!
>Steven was a greedy boy and quickly forgot about having "A little snack" and set out to eat to his hearts content.
>Steven took out a big cake that Amethyst was going to eat all by herself and started taking slices and stuffing them down his mouth it only took 3 minutes for little Steven to eat the whole cake.
>Steven only wanted more his cravings took over and all this magical boy wanted to do was stuff his face.
>Unknown to him during his big binge his belly was slowly growing bigger from all the food he was eating Steven was already pretty chubby but now his little belly was growing out into a big round dome filled with food.
hello.
>>6598472
>Steven kept eating he was such a greedy little boy that his already full gut demanded more food.
>Steven quickly begun to eat tubs full of ice cream there was so much ice cream it was a miracle that he didn't get a brain freeze.
>Steven's big belly grew bigger and bigger his yellow shirt stretched around his mid section the buttons on his shirt strained and his soft fat tummy spilled through the gaps on his shirt.
>Steven was lost in his gluttony only wanting to eat "Much" "chew" Mmmmm more.."
>Steven kept eating determined to empty the fridge of all its delicious contents stuffing his face full of cake ice cream doughnuts and cookie cats
>His belly kept getting bigger becoming a big round basketball that was so perfectly round and soft to the touch.
>The buttons on his shirt begun to pin off like bullets letting more of his soft belly grow out for more room.
>It didn't take long till after Steven had almost cleared the fridge for Stevens big belly to finally burst out of his shirt running his favourite pajamas.
>Stevens belly jiggled for a bit from bursting free from Stevens shirt his belly now fully exposed perfectly round big and adorable with his belly button gem in the centre shinning brightly in the middle of his fat belly.
>Steven didn't care one bit that he now had a huge belly the size of a volley ball all the mattered was eating everything in the fridge Steven was a greedy boy and he loved ever minute of it.
/sug/ I present a challenge, try to come up with your own OC, high quality and actually in tone with the setting, look up gems all you like for references
>>6598521
is coal a gem?
>>6598528
No, but Ivory is apperently
>>6598538
Well you can't get that from the ground.... do pearls grow from kindergardens?
>>6598547
did they have kindergardens on homeworld?
>>6598552
We don't know, hell they may change homeworld regularly, would explain why they never give it a name other then homeworld
>>6592806
kill yourself
put :orig at the end of the url for twitter pictures
>>6598817
>>6597929
Oh, this is pretty wonderful. The last thing I expected from this person was nudity, but thank GOD they're not a prude. More artists need to be open about stuff like this
>>6597931
Very Wonder Woman-esque outfit, which is fitting, especially with that top. Also: Something about that OJ made me laugh, but I can't put my finger on why
How do I fix constantly being tired all day, regardless of how long I sleep?
>>6599638
How does your daily routine normally go? Do you eat much? Do you ingest a lot of sugary foods/drinks? Are you depressed or inactive?
>>6597129
kill yourself
>>6599691
My appetite has been going down over the past few years. I want to eat more than 1 1/2 to 2 meals a day, but I just don't get that hungry anymore. I rarely eat sweets and the only sugar I get is from drinking ginger ale. I've been depressed for a few years, but never this tired.
>>6599863
Depression may very well be the problem. I used to have it really bad many years ago, but I managed to overcome it, and surprise, surprise, I got a better appetite. You should make an honest effort to eat something even if you don't actually feel hungry. Fruits are good for energy and activity, so maybe you just need a chore to do. Are you currently employed?
IT'S
>>6599829
Why are you so mean to us indexer? Also how's your day going?
>>6599954
referendum going on
>>6600013
Oh? What's it for?
I may as well repost these for some feedback/suggestions.
And yes, they're crossover fanfics.
Steven Universe/Kingdom Hearts
>http://pastebin.com/6S3wbWYu
Steven Universe/Ratchet & Clank
>http://pastebin.com/7KX3ygYc
>>6600060
sounds shitty. won't read anything
>Lapis and Steven are having fun at the barn on a lazy Sunday afternoon
>Peridot isn't around and Lapis shows Steven something "cool" she found.
>Steven sees that Lapis has found a few bootless of alcohol.
>Steven is excited since the gems never let him touch alcohol and wants to try some.
>Lapis and Steven start drinking and at first there not sure about the taste but soon they start to like it when there heads feel light and they start to feel all "funny"
>Lapis gets all real from the alcohol and teals Steven "You know I never had the courage to tell you but I like you Steven like a lot I would do anything for you."
>Steven smiles and says "I like you too Lapis you make me so happy you make me feel the same way I do around Connie but it feels stronger like butterfly's in my stomach."
>Lapis smiles and without noticing she accidentally knocks a bootless over.
>She tries to grab it but instead grabs Stevens hand.
>"She blushes and looks down at Steven he looks up at her and smiles warmly.
>both feel warm and nervous as they look into each others eyes.
>They move there faces closer to each other and without thinking kiss.
>There kiss becomes more passionate as there kiss becomes deeper and more lewd.
>They stop and look at each other without break line of sight.
>Steven says three words to makes Lapis "stomach" tie in a knot and her "heart" flutter .
>"I love you...."
>>6599898
I'm in college but i'm looking for a job. I get nothing but rejection letters, even though i'm only applying for entry level jobs to get my foot in the door. I just want to drop out and work 2 full-time shifts.
>>6600362
College can be a major stressor for kids and grown-ups. I understand your pain, friend. I'm certain there's someone in your area who is willing to hire you for chorework and stuff like that. The last thing you need to do is get discouraged, however.
>>6600238
Kek /r/ing jaspeven
>>6600681
Of course you'd regret it. She'd clear out the entire candy isle before you could even pay for it all. Greedy orange cow
>>6600747
But if it makes her ample-bodied self happy, then maybe it's worth it in the end
No tim tams for a month though
storven vunierse.
>>6600890
Emkei
>>6600930
Best artist I've ever seen.
>>6600931
mkay
>>6597082
Finally bothered to edit that.
>>6601509
oh god the horror
>>6601775
>I just like the meme dance
>>6601916
I DO, FUCK YOU!
>>6601943
UGH
alright /sug/ O've got 3,000 dollars save up
Should do the responsible thing and pay off $1000 of my credit card debt or get a hunting rifle and a new computer?
>>6602026
Buy the rifle and use it to persuade the credit card company into giving you an extended pay date.
>>6602026
You can't do both pay off your debt and get a new computer?
>>6601994
UGH TO YOU TOO YOU SHIT!
G
H
>>6602072
Like in Phone Booth?
>>6602079
No anon
This about hedonism vs responsibility
my debt is about 3500 dollars but I am sick of being a nofunz and using this shit chromebook
>>6602097
Yeah, sure.
>>6602079
Sapphire just swallowed a ghost
>>6602133
If you can't even pay off the debt fully just stick with whatever can get you two or more things accomplished.
I'm still sticking with paying off some of the debt and a computer but in reality it's up to you.
meme with me
>>6602133
How old is the chromebook?
>>6602187
2 years at least. it's only got a few gigs of memory left.
But the worst part is it's a chtomebook so there's no ms paint or add ons you can use to replace it, torrenting is shit and it crashes constantly
>>6602234
If you're that dependent on the internet, then replace it, sure. What do you even need a gun for? Are you a hunter or something?
>>6602177
Ok
>>6597791
Bet I'm making more money than you are
>>6602531
You are
So give me a pity succ
>>6602608
You're getting the whale tonight, you nobucks cretin
>>6602133
requesting an edit of this where she's sadly sucking herself off as she bleeds out
>>6602666
>666
To hell with you. Do you go to school or are you uneducated and inbred? And is that shorthand for lapidong?
>>6602851
I'm starting college this year, you dumbass. Just because I'm an unskilled laborer now doesn't mean I'm going to stay that way for the rest of my life. Get real
>>6597368
I want to go around looking up skirts with Amy.
>>6602909
You're old, you're a queef, you blogpost, and you post crap art sometimes and nothing will change that
>>6603020
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't go full-retard tonight, okay? Because this is just unbecoming of you
>>6603055
I hope you know I was being sarcastic when I said I liked being treated like shit
>>6603112
Get that stick outta your ass and I'll apologize
>>6603174
You're more manipulative than your pic related there
>>6603199
KEK. You're a treasure
>>6603221
It's true, and its kind of sad. But at the same time, you make /sug/ for me so it works out
>>6603260
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't even have a tab open on /trash/. You'd better learn how big of a deal that is
>>6603295
Haha. It's not like you'd have a choice in just a few days anyway, but I'll take it
>>6603318
Honestly, you think I care about that? And what's with you? I'd be willing to listen to your troubles if you could just get over your practically insurmountable ego for five seconds
>>6603361
Psshhttt is that how I come off? I only ever try to go toe-to-toe with YOUR ego. Or else I'd be like...bowled over
But I'm pretty okay right now, no sad spell here
>>6603514
Is this all a joke? Not like it'd stop me from talking to you, but is this all just one big autistic ruse on your part? Serious question.
>>6603537
What the fuck is this all the sudden? Be more specific or we're done here
>>6603581
Nothing. Forget about it. And we're not done here, because I still have something to ask you
>>6603599
Uhh you're a douche but okay
>>6603606
Like you're any better. And tell me, if my money-out-the-ass job isn't good enough for you, then what do YOU do for a living?
>>6603628
I go to school, I had a library job recently
You're spooking me tonight man
>>6603640
I'll silently judge you on that one. And you'll get over it. Besdies, I'm not mad, if that's what you're so afraid of
So how about that Steven Universe?
Sure would be great if there was a thread about that show instead of two niggerfaggots fighting for the title of biggest queer in in the galaxy.
>>6603679
*besides
>>6603679
observing anon here. You are most definitely a douche, go as Handsome Jack next Halloween I think you could play the part pretty well
>>6603703
Handsome Jack did nothing wrong.
>>6603703
I'm just used to being around people that are like that. I'm not gonna deny that I can be a total asshole sometimes, but that doesn't mean I'm not trying to be more accepting of others.
>>6603763
He was still the king of all douches in Borderlands 2. He was like a breakthrough in the douche technology, like breaking the sound barrier was for aviation
which one gives the best footjobs?
>>6603770
I don't know about total asshole but you are definitely a douche, and possibly a dick. Plan your life accordingly.
>>6603874
definitely Pearl, Amethyst is the worst
>>6603875
Whatevs
>>6603874
Pearl would be too freaked out to do it right and Garnet wouldn't put any passion into it.
Amethyst is the obvious choice although I would pick Peridot or Lapis if those were an option.
>>6603887
but what if she has cold feet? she always wears ballerina slippers. those are mostly just fabric
>>6603963
she can warm them up in my asshole or on my neck
Poyle
>>6603945
You just have to tell Pearl to treat it like a battle. She'll train at it for days and then throw so much effort and concentration into it that shell poof out of pure exhaustion when you cum
>>6603945
>she gets in position
>kicks you in a way you cum as a reflex
-done. bye-
>>6603945
Peridot would try too hard and wouldn't know what to do while probably hurting your dick in the process and Lapis would either be less enthusiastic than Garnet, or intentionally aggressive and seriously hurt it.
Bad idea either way.
>>6603945
it's difficult to tell with garnet, but if she already accepted to have any kind of sexual interaction with you she probably would be tender and gentle
>>6604004
if steven or garnet tell her to do it she would try (stop every 5 secons, sob during the whole process. she probably wouldn't even look at you).
it would be impossible to get anything good from her. anon she's grossed out by eating
>>6604058
CUM BENDING
>>6604156
W H E N
>>6604138
>cries out "Rose" every 10 seconds
>>6603945
but amethyst has chubby feet and short legs. that's not the best combination
>>6604156
The only gem that would have that ability is Lapis.
>>6604264
she would be reading pretty hairstylist on the couch the whole time. one leg stretched to you and helping herself with her water powers. but if steven was the one who told her to do it she definitely would put effort
>>6604058
Good points.
The inexperience thing is sort of a turn on for me, she would also probably listen to suggestions better tham the others.
Lapis would actually be terrible and I only brought her up because she never wears shoes.
>>6604421
I'm sure Peridot wouldn't go overboard on it. Although I still wouldn't let her anywhere near me.
>>6604421
she would have the coldest, roughest feet of all of them
>>6604421
>into small inexperienced people
what are you implying?
>>6604637
His favorite gems must be Ruby and Peridot.
>>6604691
i bet he thinks connie is best human
>>6604637
It is exactly what you are thinking.
>>6604691
Sapphire and Peridot actually.
>>6604812
I like Greg slightly more as a character.
>>6604966
>>6604966
what you really want is the curry cunny don't you?
>>6605162
KEK that reaction rebeccers
>>6604966
would you?
>>6605716
Yes, they're brown
>>6605079
My man.
>>6605716
Yes.
I actually have a Connie picture that would be perfect for this thread if the mods weren't so strict on loli stuff.
>>6605929
imgur
The OK K.O.! shorts are really cute, good job Ian
>>6597067
>>6597071
>>6597082
Nice.
>>6605929
best waifu
>>6605961
Here.
http://imgur.com/a/ggYnb
>>6606241
oh, that one. there's not much connie material
>>6606013
just watched them. it gives me the impression that he was the one keeping the show balanced. the cuteness, the comfty vibe, the lighthearted fun.
our true hero
G'night, /sug/
>>6606468
Hell yes, they're pretty wonderful. Ian was an asset to this show, it's becoming more apparent. For those who didn't watch yet:
https://youtu.be/B_d5741dvNk
https://youtu.be/x6bMBG1s7Sc
Welp I am going to bed.
Good on you /sug/ for actually being sort of fun for once even if you did just disolve into a huge foot fetish thread.
>>6606254
There really isn't.
It is a shame.
>>6606608
>the protagonist is literally Steven with a different hairdo
>>6606657
>Carol is a fighter mom
>KO is a version of Steven that has spiky hair and likes fighting
>OK KO is just a su au where Jasper was Steven's mom instead of Rose
>>6606619
pedo/foot fetish thread
night degenerate
>>6606608
>able to function in any way without his soul
That shit make no sense
>>6606608
Shit, this means SU is only going to become worse.....
>>6604184
>implying I wouldn't be able to get off from that
hello, /sug/.
>>6607924
>>6607935
>>6607942
>>6607965
>>6607981
>>6608062
Which of the characters is canonically the most likely to change themselves into a futa to appease their mate?
Garnet? Rose? Peridot when she figures out how to transform?
>>6608477
who wants others to like them the most?
ded thread
>>6590924
That was a cute moment.
>>6607477
Source por favor!
>>6608477
Amethyst is experimental enough
Peridot is eager to please
Garnets has the empathy for it
Rose is even more experimental
>>6609182
There's a fucking signature right there
also GRIS exists
I thought all the mentally retarded people that watched the show went on reddit
>>6609217
Uy so aggresive. I'm sorry friend-o
>>6609234
Because you are being retarded
>>6608477
futafags go to hell
>>6608477
Why should a gem have to change herself to appease a faggot? The only answer is Amethyst, enjoy PP cock in yo ass
Hug, not fug.
>>6609941
For nug because she's green
>>6608477
Steven
Goodmorning, /sug/
>>6610690
Good morning anon.
>>6610739
Slow morning, yeah? I half-expected this thread to be deleted by the time I woke up.
Everything sucks. /sug/ healp.
>>6610816
>38 posters in 2 days
Yep, guess people are enjoying /co/ while they can, which is understandable.
>>6610830
What's wrong, anon?
>>6610830
What happened?
>>6610830
Nah, everything is just fine.
so I just now watched the last two episodes. How much ATHF crossover art was there the day Gem Harvest dropped.
>>6610968
None actually, because /sug/ made all the ATHF jokes for the show 2 years in advance.
I mean Andy was joked as carl for obvious reasons but it died off.
>>6611037
i am assuming that carl/andyposting is /sug/s equivalent of the incessant nyx/glimglam/shimsham/hianon shit on/mlp/
>>6611065
Unfortunately it wasn't even /sug/ most of the time, you could tell it was some /poltard/ or outside poster doing most of it just to shitpost.
>>6611065
I don't browse /mlp/, so I don't know what any of that is.
>>6611084
what, were they like full heil fuhrer trump mode or something?
>>6611113
Lower it to like full trump cocksucker.
>>6608513
Peri can't shapeshift so it wouldn't be her.
Pretty much your only option would be Amethyst and she is terrible.
Sorry futafriend.
>>6611112
in a nutshell nyx is a shitty oc,
Glimglam refers to posting the 7th major cast member as trolling/spam lots of people see her addition as cousin Oliver esque shark jumping.
Shimsham is about the character from the equestria girls spinnoff same kinda shitposting.
hi anon is its own meme that's just an extreme closeup of pony face usually accompanied by a post of hi anon! of alternately something like HI anon; I shit on your carpet!!!
all of them are the same though its shitposting to a degree even worse than baneposting.
>>6611185
Kek
>>6611185
I didn't really want an explanation, but...thanks, I guess.
>>6610859
My faggot teacher forced me to go up in front of the class even though he knew that I had nothing to say. I have severe social anxiety, and I now feel like dying. Also these assholes keep teasing me, and then when I try to make them stop I come off as rude.
>>6610830
This is not really a great place to get your spirits up.
>>6611240
Get over your social anxiety and become a hardheaded asshole.
>>6611240
What did the teacher want you to say? High school?
>>6611241
kill yourself?
>>6611240
Oh, well you can do a few things about that, man, you could try to talk to your teacher about your conditions and how you don't like what she did, or you could try to get over the anxiety by realising that being embarassed isn't really the hugest problem.
about people teasing you, you could ask them to stop calmly, either befriend them or get someone else to help you with it, it depends on what they're even doing though.
>>6611363
Or ignore them, be slightly dismissive,or bring a gun
>>6611363
Or you can wait for them to get confrontational, and then you kick their ASS.
>>6611301
See what I mean?
Do you have the high resolution version of this?
>>6611435
http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/post/151769894357/i-need-a-peridot-dakimakura-u-u-3-super-fun
took me 20 seconds, it could have taken a minute top to you, you should start being more proactive about shit you care about
>>6611435
>>6611488
Oh, my bad
For a second I forgot where I was and that I'm surrounded by mentally retarded people at all times
here, potato man
>>6611488
Tumblr won't load pictures on my phone for some reason.
That is why I was asking here.
>>6611566
The solution is to stop browsing with shitty phone browsers
Mobile versions of everything is the main reason software development on desktop is going to hell in a handbasket
>>6611587
Get off your computer in your dark hole and embrace mobile freedom
So how are all of you today? Good I hope
>>6611620
Fine. What's your favorite beverage?
>>6611620
I'm all smiles today. Just like always.
>>6611661
Creepy
>>6611681
Nope. I just don't let negativity ruin my day.
>>6611643
water I guess
>>6611607
I don't need to be always online retard, and even when I do and I'm outside I don't need to browse anything that isn't strictly necessary at the time
>>6611775
High school is the worst. But you only have one more year, right? Might as well try to enjoy it, while you're there.
>>6611775
What are you going to do after you graduate?
ITZ MEEEEE KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASIC KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMM!!!!!!!! NAW DOEZ ANEEBODEE WANA ASS MEH A QESTON?!?!?!??!!???!??1?1?1??1?11???!?!?1?1?1?1??1?1???!!11111!!????
>>6611814
Are you still a jasperfag?
>>6611814
Did you ever get that tumor taken out of your eye?
>>6611587
Wish I could but I can't get internet hooked up where I live.
That is why I have to post from this horrid chan app for now.
>>6611846
unless you live in the middle of nowhere, you can probably split the bill with one of your neighbors for the wifi password?
Or are you in one of those nightmare zones with comcast?
>>6612040
Lol look at Jasper
>>6612204
>lol
Blec I feel like shit /aug/
>>6612372
What's wrong?
>>6612372
Wrong general