"I really should have bought fucking gloves."
HG T H R E A D / HUNGER GAMES T H R E A D / The single thread that ever drew a dime on /trash/
HEY GET IN HERE
IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST EVER BALCONY GAMES
Better known as "RIGGINSMANIA"
> What the fuck is this shit ? - innocent newfag
ACTIONS SPEAK MORE THAN WORDS MORON.
ENTER A TRIBUTE (they better have a cool name like mine) accompanied of an IMAGE (a cool-ass picture at that) and a gender if xem/zem too much of a degenerate for me to tell if they're a guy or a grill.
UIDS will deternime number of playas bla bla just start entering before I fucking die of cold.
Michiru Matsushima
Pom
>>6577629
Fujiwara no Mokou
The Longest Reigning Universal Champ
Lord Beerus
Muffet
Starman
Miku Hatsune
Sabina Altynbekova
Feliks Ćukasiewicz
>>6577629
Sash Lilac
Capra Demon
>>6577629
John Egbert
Char Aznable
The Player
Senshougahara
>>6577629
Sachi Komine
>>6577629
Starscream
Vampy
Ash Crimson
>>6577629
Brad Armstrong
>>6577629
Empress Sorona von Hartellia
Alolan Funny Valentine
Terry A Davis
Rin Tohsaka
Shalashaska
Reimu Hakurei
>>6577629
Madoka
Alice
>>6577629
You Watanabe
>>6577629
Tired Garnet
Adrian Rollini
The Miz
Panties-kun
Eggman-kun
>>6577629
Sombra
>>6577629
Crash Man
Josuke Higashikata
Maki Nishikino
>>6577629
Avenger
THE SHIVERING MADLAD
>>6577629
Ghetto Bird
Akira Agarkar Yamada
DRAGON WRESTLER NITO
>>6577629
Fighter
Seth's Wife
4 more
>>6577695
He was here.
I will be observing your RP during this game, do not dissapoint me.
>>6577664
Doki doki!
>>6577716
I meany 2
updates too fast
>>6577651
powiedz mi czemu diaspora larpuje jako polak?
>>6577718
ok
Alexander the Late
>>6577726
Change your name to Scientist please
Robotboy
>>6577717
Wait...You can't be serious? You mean, HIM him, right?
>>6577755
Yo Josuke
Rohan had a mental breakdown
>>6577702
. . . the fuck's your problem? Who do you think you're looking at, bird?
>>6577586 (MiĆ z moim gramatyki, nie jestem rodzimych Polski)
Niestety, kochanie, jestem nieco zardzewiaĆÄ z Polski w dzisiejszych czasach. Ze wzglÄdu na mniejszoĆÄ i takie. CoĆ o diasporze?
>>6577718
I must be disappointing you already, darling. I'm totally sorry for that.
>>6577731
Nie wiem, niestety. Nawet nie mogÄ odpowiedzieÄ na te pytania pewnie.
>>6577771
>>6577781
FUCKING SLOW NET
>>6577720
Doki doki?
>>6577747
My nostalgia is fucking triggered.
Ranma Saotome
>Too late, good luck guys
>>6577771
You honestly wanna fuckin' tussle with a black bird, mate?
You're either really brave, or just plain retarded. Those things will mess your shit up yo.
>>6577802
why
>>6577629
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>6577813
Hey fuck you, this is between me and the bird. Mind your own fuckin business.
>>6577816
Robotboy was great.
Maybe that was poor wording.
>>6577813
>white bird strolls in
>>6577822
The bird mafia's gonna fuck your shit up, man.
>>6577802
Looks like someone members Robotboy.
>>6577840
Not if I end myself first.
>>6577795
You make my heart go doki doki, Vampy-san~
>>6577822
Just warning ya, mate.
Those things are deadlier than the fuckin' Sicilian Mafia. They'll shank ya and rob ya the first chance that they get.
>>6577832
Shit nigga, you just entered the wrong neighbourhood.
>>6577836
I remember a lot of things. None of which are practical in any way, but I rememeber Robotboy being some hype shit.
>>6577774
Czyli jesteĆ rdzennÄ PolkÄ czy nie?
So, when are we starting, OP?
>>6577764
...Oh, that guy. Gimme a moment, gotta call Roger...
>>6577770
Again? You're shittin' me right? Goddamn, I swear that guy's a literal psychopath.
>>6577853
The Robotgirl episode was my favourite to be honest.
>>6577850
>>6577840
>...tweet tweet
>>6577770
What happened this time?
>>6577863
Alright, mate.
But if you end up at the bottom of a lake with your testicles replaced with your eyeballs and your arms broken in about 50 different places, then you have no one to blame but your own bitch-ass.
>>6577847
I make you have a heart attack? That's not healthy!
>>6577870
Now I want to rewatch a few episodes. Thanks for reminding me.
>>6577856
OczywiĆcie ĆŒe jestem. Jestem zupeĆnie Polska, wiÄc oczywiĆcie jestem Polaka.
>I'm not one. Bear with me if I make any mistakes.
>>6577861
hey look! A shitty version of elvis!
>>6577891
You're welcome.
>>6577861
Sure thing.
Motherfucker, I thought the other thread was the continuation
Then again, alcohol isn't the greatest cognition enhancer
Hello! I....Robotboy! I...arrive with other robot. Excited for...Hunger Games!
>>6577861
eyy best jojo
>>6577905
Spot. Make one.
>>6577685
You look awesome.
I can't wait for my frostbite surgery !
>>6577860
Right the fuck now boy.
>>6577817
>>6577922
Hey kid, do me the favor and swap this other kid in for me. I'm more interested in his performance than to partake in this myself. I don't like giving the enemies a disadvantage from the start so I'll make it even and watch from the sidelines.
Oh and one more thing kid. Know that I'm counting on you, show them what's worth.
>Char dons his cape and puts on his sunglasses and sets for the sidelines
Online and ready!
>>6577922
This looks good, time to fight!
>>6577922
Let us proceed. Ahuhuhu~.
>>6577922
As usual, I'm the first, the best and the brightest. Bring it on, servants!
>>6577914
Well, hello, Robotboy! Good luck in the arena!
>>6577922
Lilac ready to move out!
>>6577930
>>6577922
Wait, who's Hart?
>>6577922
...It's so annoying when I see that happen. Can you change my name to "Feliks Lukasiewicz"?
>>6577918
Run a game now? I sthat what you suggest?
I legitimately can't tell. As a poem I once read said
>"The gin makes me sin", he said with a grin"
>>6577922
Looks good.
>>6577892
Holy shit why the fuck did you learn this useless language are you a Polandboo or something? What country are you originally from?
Jeszcze nigdy nie spotkaĆem obcokrajowca ktĂłry chciaĆ znaÄ ten chujowy jÄzyk...
>>6577916
But thats not Joseph Joestar.
>>6577951
MAKE AN ENTRY YOU FOOL
>>6577895
>>6577922
Oh...I..not in? That's okay...Starscream can win for Robotboy. We...friends.
>>6577922
Lets get bloody, shall we?
>>6577922
I'm ready for the show, Host.
>>6577922
Its time to blow up this joint.
>>6577914
Coooool! Ed found a little robot thingy! And it talks too. Usually they aren't this loud...
>>6577914
Always nice to see a kid excited for stuff.
>>6577921
I always do anonymous. Especially when I'm laying on this ground.
>>6577951
I'm saying to make a spot so I can swap you in if you are late.
>>6577973
Robots cannot into feels
>>6577922
Yousoro! Ready to go and more than ready to make it shine.
>You twirls around and awaits till the show kicks off
Good luck to the rest of you!
On bright side, Robotboy join in next game!
Post what you're listening to.
>>6577922
This is not gonna work. Swap me for him.
>>6577747
>>6577685
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwFAmeWEYk
>>6577960
>I'm using Google Translate because I haven't learnt that much Polish at all. The character is Polish, hence why I'm using it. I'm from New Zealand.
>I'm unsure if the last remark was for Poland or not.
>>6577997
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Fw1kTmBlM
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imVTjHk8R80
>>6577985
Who is the bright spark that gave you that idea?
>>6577996
If you ain't in boy I will give you the next one.
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
DEUS VULT
>>6577997
https://youtu.be/yjFr_vW8kwc?list=PLzjxg51LpxEHKl778z5kCsxr66NIuGkQx
>>6577997
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HapNkFuI3Cg
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5og0sPd3JGU
Watching this.
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKJNR7jJXAI
>>6577997
wrastling
>>6577997
r8 my faggotry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0oIoR9mLwc
>>6578027
This was a CN original? Fuck, I only ever saw it on YTV
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljUzoDKsifM
>>6577997
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkomWeJzX08
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WbCt7di_M
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-ZWxCCkjew
>>6577999
>>6578011
W-wow! You two...so nice!
>>6577812
>>6577922
Swap if its not too late.
>>6578042
Only good song posted, HG needs to step up its taste in music baka
>>6577997
>listening to:
FAKING FAST FORWARD SHINY HUNTING SOUNDS
>>6577997
https://youtu.be/h5bPjstDFls
>>6578069
I would say your music taste is bad, but I respect you and your opinion too much to do that.
>>6578069
I agree
>>6578069
>German Crusader music wasn't good taste
ALL CHANGES WERE MADE
HOPEFULLY I DON'T DIE MIDWAY-THROUGH IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OasBTTMxa_U
Sorona makes a noble sacrifice.
Sachi is scared of a previous RigginsMania champ, as she should.
Madoka may appear like a nice girl, but I always knew she secretly loves making fun of disabled people.
Rollini tries to outrig the Rigster himself. Bad idea buddy.
>>6577997
https://youtu.be/1nCLBTmjJBY
>>6578036
Well, if you lived in Britian/Ireland/Britfagland, it was, indeed, a CN Original.
>>6578093
We. Look. Awesome!! Now lets move before we get killed.
>>6578093
You look like someone who could give me a good workout.
Come on, chase me.
>>6578069
>>6578090
>I just started listening to HammerFall yesterday but God damn am I impressed. Gone through Renegade and Legacy of Kings thus far.
>Besides the albums, "Renegade" one of only like four songs I've listened to in the past week. Thus are the rest:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkVW1pHs0LY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NY3A2RIaUs
>>6578093
I'd rather not tempt fate considering the supernatural properties of the dog I have spotted in the Underground...
>>6578099
Fuck my Canadian upbringing then
>>6577922
I can't say that I'm ecstatic about what my team has to offer. It doesn't seem like they'll be much worth in this one.
>She walks away from the rest of her team, a disgusted look covering her entire face.
I won't be grouping up with the lot of them for now. A-As long as they stay away from me I'll be more than fine.
>>6578093
I'd say something to accompany my gesture, but I'm certain that with a team like mine...
...It was rather obvious that my reaction would be as I displayed.
>Rin lowers her finger and parks the quad, preparing for the actual fight.
>>6578093
Thanks for the warm welcome. I'll make sure to return the favor.
>>6578093
...This is totally embarrassing, seriously. Of all the people that could've walked through,why was it her and not us two? Back to square one, I guess.
>>6578093
Okay, seriously? Not cool, you can't even pull my look off with that big belly and gross beard.
>>6578093
Thank you dragon.
>>6578093
...
Did I die?
Well, it looks like.
Vampy, I saved you from death, don't die in a stupid way, please.
>>6578093
I was wondering why those weird people were crawling across the ground... What's a gravity?
>>6578093
H-hey! No need to kick me. I was already prepared and ready to put down a performance. N-next time just wish me good luck, th-this'll be a bruise on my behind!
>>6578108
My full condolences.
>>6578110
did kiritsugu ever look under your skirt
>>6578125
>punches
>>6578099
>Americuck
>only saw Robotboy on CN
Huh.
>>6578093
How would one even impersonate me...? Except for pretending to be a snake, that is. I don't see how that's insulting.
>>6578093
Robotboy...ready to fight! Can't use Super Charge...but it's okay!
>>6578059
Yeah, I know I'm the best. Good luck out there kid.
>>6578093
woo.go robo-
>Tired of being tired, Garnet throws a pot of coffee at herself.
WOO! Go Robotboy!
>>6578150
Christ, Aikawa. What's the matter with you?
>>6578007
are you interested in Polish culture or something anon? why are you learning it?
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttcI6g-Dt0
>>6578164
I don't know, she just pissed me off...
>>6578142
To think anyone has beaten my hi-score.
Merry almost christmas /HG/!
What do you wish for?
>>6578153
>Implying i'm an Americuck
kek
>>6578093
>>6578180
Death
>>6578173
Damn, I never thought I'd see the day you get pissed off at someone.
>>6578180
To see my family get back together and be happy again
>>6578180
Rin to stop giving me her disgusting worthless (You)'s.
>>6578192
Just kidding, it's the tsundere way of getting someone's attention.
>>6578093
Upon realization he could not compete with the Rig Man, Rollini questions his existence.
Knowing Senshou' I bet it's her that set ablaze the room to begin with.
Trade the crappy suit for some actual fitting outfit faggola. This place ain't a prom.
YOU GO NITO
You're lucky you didn't die of this, robot.
CAPRA GETS HIS REVEN-
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9DcJaW9m_M
>>6578181
I'm the Americuck m8. I've been especially retarded today.
>>6578180
Somebody to love.
>>6578093
>Gets up on the commentators table
ITS TIME YOU ROOKIES KNOW THE SCORE! IF ANY OF YOU FACE ME IN THIS RING, YOU BEST RING THE INSURANCE COMPANY CAUSE, YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO
CRASH.
AND.
BURN
>>6578180
A FAKIN SHINY POKEMON
>>6578180
my two fwont teeth
>>6578180
>>6578191
D-D-Death.
>>6578200
>encouraging a scizophrenic
>>6578206
Here you go, m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M
>missed Seths games
Kill me famalam
>>6578180
I don't really know yet... Maybe a new outfit or two?
>>6578200
Just say the word and I'll be there to help!
>>6578180
life
>>6578214
b-but dekkomori, you're a cute!
>>6578200
I need you to protect my pizza, we wouldn't want this person threatening what matters most, now would we?
>>6578200
T-Turn that off! Somebody cut the power! Hurry! That thing is ruining my public image!!!
>>6578169
>Anon
>O-Ouch. I'm learning it and Polish things in general so I can stay in character when playing this guy. I need to at least know the history if I want to play him correctly, and it's fun learning new things.
>>6578180
To see Liet here! Maybe I could play another game of chess with him. He's a super cool person, seriously.
>>6578218
Not the song I expected but thanks champ.
>>6578206
Hi
>>6578200
An icecream, huh? I could use some refreshment right now. I'll be having something sweet, make sure that it's the sweetest you've got.
>As she receives the icecream she turns around and gets blown away by the explosion.
I-I should've stayed in bed... Ugh... I-I might just go back to bed right now, I need some more sleep...
>Passes out.
>>6578180
The safety and happiness of loved ones.
>>6578220
OK.
>shanks with a plastic fork
>>6578220
Pssh, you asked for it.
>teleports behind you
>stabs you with a katana
>slices you in half upwards
>>6578150
>tries to grab your hand in mid-air and counter
>gets hit straight in the face
>>6578200
YOU KNOW WHO THIS IDIOT REMIND ME OF!?
>>6578200
Pervs shouldn't be allowed here.
>>6578200
>>6578103
You know what else is going to crash? Your approval ratings!
>>6578180
W-well, Robotboy...glad he used Waterproof upgrade...Not sure if wears off..
>>6578180
>My will to do anything with this place.
>>6578180
All you I need is love. Love is all I need.
>An arcade that is closer to where I live.
>>6578229
Sure, I can do that! I'll make sure your pizza comes to no harm, miss!
>>6578200
W-wait?! H-how do they know that I love my friends?
H-hey! It isn't like that either, why do you people keep thinking that it's all romantic? We're friends and it's really nothing more than that.
>>6578246
Yeah, take that!
Hehehe...
>>6578200
Huuuuh? Get out, you pervert! I'm reporting you to the police if I ever see you here again! I-I know I've got the body of a goddess, but that doesn't mean you can spy on me!
>>6578250
Better use those hands to start digging you're grave you little runt!
>>6578260
Good girl. You don't have permission to die unless you find somebody to replace you.
>>6578238
Hi
>>6578180
More fucking Risk. Other than that I got more than what I need.
>>6578273
I am your
somebody to love
welcome
>>6578256
>Saves that shit
>>6578245
Psh...that's not how you do it, kid...
>draws dual katanas, named Shadow Edge and Black Dancer respectively.
>stabs self with blades to infuse them with dark-god energy.
>cleaves the anon in two so hard that a black hole forms where his body once stood.
...that's how you do it, kid...heh....
>>6578284
Fuck.
>>6578269
How about I mine where the sun don't shine Miku!
>>6578297
Okay.
>>6578234
Well best of luck, I'm just a bit surprised as a Pole that a foreigner would care to learn my language. Also when speaking earlier you used Polish female pronouns to refer to yourself yet your character is clearly a male is this intentional or a grammatical mistake?
>>6578272
>That is correct, my dude.
>>6578272
Huh, thank you for your input.
>>6578272
>that particular song has a sarrusophone in it. It's dank af.
>>6578093
Clearly I'm the most stylish around, but you two have some potential.
>>6578200
T-There's nothing wrong, I simply don't understand why I had a problem with that.
>>6578180
I wish, well, revealing the wish could cause certain problems... I just wish what Santa wants to bring me this year, and Leaving the fireplace clean must be worthy for a nice present.
>>6578200
This game is too small for two pop idols.
>>6578180
For everyone to find their one true passion that'll keep 'em going during hard times.
>>6578220
There's always next time.
Well except if I die or something like that.
>>6578228
Death isn't permanent for a servant of the Dark Lord.
I-I mean, you are cute too. But in a very deathly way, des!
>>6578205
Ah, I see.
>>6578286
Don't question it, just go on with your life.
>>6577997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQI2RFK9xY
>>6578271
I'm not gonna die, don't worry about tha-
>>6578312
H-Hey, wait!
>>6578312
Nothing to fear...but fear... So fear is like...
I don't get it.
>>6578272
>Rude.
>>6578312
Heh...thank you, dearie. Now as promised, a free Spider Donut for your help.
>>6578312
>>6578298
Take a good look Dirt Boy, you're next!
>>6578312
Hey! Mind your own business will you? She deserves the beating, though I don't know why.
>>6578312
...
>>6578312
Y-you know...I-I kind of heard it the first time... N-no need to tell me twice or belittle me like that in a row.
I'll keep on going no matter what anyway and you're not going to stop me!
>>6578180
There's a few things, but I'd rather keep those to myself. Except for one...I wish to turn the zero into a one with the rest of my friends.
>>6578272
>Fair enough. I need to listen to some real music someday.
>>6578272
I know. Isn't my taste in music, like, totally amazing?
>>6578304
>What can I say? I like Poland (both the character and the country), so I have to learn the language if I want to play him correctly. I can't make him speak like a Valley Girl forever.
>I did? I'd say it's a grammatical mistake (mostly because I'm using Google Translate), but some people can't tell if Poland's a guy or a gal. Combine that with the fact that he likes cross-dressing, and... It's a little bit of both, really.
>>6578312
Nobody is going to miss these turnbuckle covers, are they? I'll keep them safe...on my person. For now.
>>6578312
Back off, this isn't a fair fight without a little me and a steel chair!
>>6578312
Suit youself. More wings for me!
>>6578340
Its CrashMAN and next time, Il show you why its MAN and not boy!
>>6578369
>filename
>>6578312
He's annoying, ugly, weak, and I don't want to see his face ever again
>>6578354
b-but he's the one who will save us all!
>not gonna lie, was considering crashing this roleplay going as either the Almighty Loaf, or Zero here
>>6578379
No, no!
>runs away
>>6578384
No, that's a mirror.
>>6578374
Sure thing Crash "Boy", sure thing.
>>6578385
I'm evidently too drunk to into photos
>>6578312
*Robotboy's voice is muffled by the chants*
Aww, look. The tiny blue robot can't do anything.
>>6578312
Why does everyone break in Michiru's room ?
For real, there's like trillions of girls better than that hag.
>>6578391
My mirror is amazing
It's got the best in the world
My title
And Chris right next to me
>>6578360
well best of luck learning the language my friend it is known to be tricky
>>6578404
Hail Starscream! You will be the one to lead the Decepticons into a golden age!
>real talk though, Starscream was the best transformer
>>6578312
i thought they won't believe that... Oh well, better luck on the another round!
>>6578407
And I win all 3. You can't even compete within a mile of the same league as me!
>>6578413
Oh, I think I like this one.
>Without a shadow of a doubt.
>>6578407
Listen old man why don't you just sit this game out and let the younger generation handle it hmm? Don't want you breaking a hip.
>>6578407
*Robotboy hums while sharpening*
Oh, fuck you, dude!!
>>6578407
She's the laziest Shrine Maiden ever, she couldn't exterminate a fly and look at this other one, god help this country...
>>6578407
I'm no dragon. You may not wrestle with me.
>>6578411
>I've heard. Honestly, it looks a bit complicated, but that's because of the pronunciations, I guess.
>I didn't that that Ćukasiewicz would be pronounced "Wuka-SHEV-itch" first time I saw it, honestly. It sounds nice to the ears, though.
>>6578431
Nice ass.
>grinds
>>6578385
>she puts her hand behind her head
B-but how is a zero going to help me increase fan votes or well...people watching our performance?
A zero won't help when it needs an audience!
>>6578407
>You blushes and puts her hands between her thighs while toying her legs from left to right
I've never actually had a romance... Th-there are people I love though, but I've never had a romance or a failed love story!
I'm just a school idol and I need to do this first before I can care about love...
>she looks away from the rest of the group as she's keeping stuff to herself
>>6578407
I wonder how it feels to jack off in the cold.
>>6578413
>Not Swindle
pleb.
>tfw in love with bert
>>6578469
I love you too
>Ernie
>>6578475
I thought we had something, Ernie
>Big Bird
>>6578459
Sayonara.
>>6578428
Only one with your strategic acumen is able to lead such an army. An army capable ofconquering the galaxy and beyond! I truly am your biggest fan
>>6578451
Who said you could touch me swine!
>Punches
>>6578482
shut up you cheeky whore
>>6578482
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU"RE WEARING!? Who let you into my closet!!?
>>6578407
Is it really a surprise though? I mean, who can resist the natural temptation of this heavenly body?
>>6578464
>not BW Megatron
fuck allyall
>>6578459
Note to self: Don't jack off in the cold ever again.
Did you borrow Kane's tricks, fatass ?
>>6578445
H-Hey! Are those commentaries really necessary?!
Don't expect that I'll to beat you up too just because of your crazy talks about me! Although that may be a bit more exciting than the other... thing.
Your struggles are pointless. All will feel the loving embrace of Grandfather Nurgle soon enough
>>6578486
How flattering~! You can clearly see i'm a better leader than Megatron could ever hope to be!
>>6578507
Terry's monologue:
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries
to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about
2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek
Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot
tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my
dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of
Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I
played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of
evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during
the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with
my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper
because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age
five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about
age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each
other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched
dicks to each other's assholes.
What do we do all day?
We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.
We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.
We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.
>>6578507
Fire does not exactly bode well for spiders!
>>6578507
Oooh, so this is a gravity.
>>6578525
>
>>6578497
>>6578498
I've stolen a lot of people's clothes during my many travels. I took this while you were busy singing in the shower.
>>6578507
Robotboy...curious about switch.
>>6578507
I just don't see any resemblance.
>>6578507
>>6578534
Then stay out of the ring or at bingo halls where you belong!
>>6578533
Do you not appreciate His gifts? My gangrenous touch will soon spread all across this world. Am I not magnanimous?
>>6578507
Oi cherry boi? Do you have a girl friend?
You're awfully silent... Are you a virgin?
>>6578507
Alright, alright, but just a few, I got a bunch of fights tonight and can't be distracted.
>>6578520
Hehe, aw, c'mon I'm just feeding the crowd, they love that kind of thing.
>>6578547
I better see it back were it belongs by the end of the night!
>>6578507
I'll be honest, I wouldn't want to meet a drill-wielding, boil-covered lamia either.
>>6578555
Bingo halls...?
Dearie, I'm...I'm not seeing the connection.
>>6578561
>pets gently
>>6578560
Nobody said you come enter my home.
>>6578507
TALKING ABOUT FAT
EVEN THE GAME KNOWS
>>6578569
I'm telling you to wrestle at the bingo halls where everyone sucks just like you
>>6578585
could
>>6578544
Ah, a servant of the corpse emperor! Do you not wish to join you sovereign in undeath? Do you not wish to strip yousefl of the indignity of life? Nurgle loves you, little one. He always will
>>6578590
Your jacket looks terrible and you should feel terrible.
>>6578590
Oh....That was totally the birds fault!
>>6578585
Grrr I meant my place, you can't just take my clothes!!
>>6578590
S-second most beautiful, then? Third, perhaps? Somewhere in the top ten, at least?
>>6578575
Do not pet on me.
>>6578590
O-oh no! R-robotboy sorry! It was accident...
>>6578590
Do you think this is funny? I'm the champ! I can beat all of you!
Who do you want to talk to, HG?
>>6578590
Your hair is an utter mess, dearie. May I teach you proper styling?
>>6578592
...But dearie, bingo halls are for the human game of bingo, not wrestling. What on earth would be the point?
>>6578590
I didn't realize I had to make an effort to tell everyone. Isn't this a given at this point?
>>6578610
I can take whatever I want, those clothes weren't yours anyway. They were probably lent to you by a group of dirty old men who wanted to dress you up to look pretty on stage. Now they look pretty on me. Isn't this a benefit for everybody?
>>6578507
Wait, How I'm supposed to use this stuff?
Oh, wait... Can I just find a key instead?
>>6578560
Alright, Alright... I already got some problems with fixing people's problems and getting more complains isn't beneficial to my Shrine.
>>6578590
It's simple, you'll never find my weaknesses.
>>6578590
Y-you know? You're a bit on the heavy side...i-it's hard for me to keep you up like this.
Yousoro, baka You, stay like this! I'll make sure you have a comfy sleep.
>she smiles as she lets them sleep on her shoulder
>>6578631
Spike
>>6578631
I wish to speak with Grandfather Nurgle, for he is tohe only one who can give me guidance
>>6578590
You all shouldn't be sleeping, but serving me! Why do I even need to wake you up like this, come on!
>>6578631
I wish to have a long, romantic, fire lit chat with london~
>sleeping noises
>>6578617
Pet Lamia are cute CUTE
Rin is by bar the best ava on the thread atm.
>>6578635
No! They are used for meeting places which happen to do bingo and is where they do crap wrestling. Try to not be an idiot for just ten seconds. Please!
>>6578631
Robotboy wishes...talk with Tommy.
>>6578667
Who?
>>6578590
It's ggeting hard to type
>>6578667
Kys frenchie
>>6578661
>>6578631
Nergle junior
>>6578641
It is not! Those clothes are tasteful, especially on me!
>>6578642
Now that I think about it, you should've set up a donation box at the entrance. I bet you would have made a killing from this crowd.
>>6578667
>>6578590
The game says otherwise and we all know the game is more credible than your opinion.
>>6578685
Hey, get off will ya?
>>6578689
You wish to speak with the Plague God? I am all ears along with my myriad sores, tiny child. What do you wish to know?
>>6578685
Oh, wow, thanks little guy!
>>6578685
Robotboy get stickers!~ We...all friends~
>>6578685
Just wanted to say thanks for hosting this match.
Lilac out!
>>6578668
You're the one telling me to wrestle in bingo halls, dearie. I'm not entirely sure I'm the idiot here, ahuhuhu~!
>>6578685
If you cannot have my tea, dearies, why have any at all? Ahuhuhu~!
>>6578685
Names of people to end, people to end...
I was promised pizza for lunch in exchange for these heads...
>>6578693
The less clothes you wear, the more tasteful you are. That's just the sad truth of this world. I did you a favor, girl. A favor to you and everyone else who enjoys watching you. One less set of clothes to cover yourself for the masses.
>>6578707
Holy fuck. North Korea was right again.
>>6578720
You...welcome.
>>6578685
Hey hey! Are you doing alright? I mean, mumbling to yourself isn't the best way to spend your time.
You got to let them hear you! Sail full speed ahead and let yourself be heard!
>You reaches her hand out
Come on!
>>6578685
It's because the crowd is a bunch hypocrites, who only cheer when you're against someone they don't like.
>>6578728
On saturdays, bingo halls, they;re empty right. So what they do, is they have crappy indy wrestling there. And because of this, you're a moron for just assuming otherwise.
>>6578685
They're cheering for me, dummy!
Th-they are, right? Who am I kidding, of course they are! Who would cheer for some drilldork when they could be picking me!
>>6578735
You're one twisted lady, I don't even care, keep the clothes I dozens more anyways!
>>6578754
And you're blue, which is even better
>>6578767
That seems like a rather odd choice. Such a calm and boring game book-ended by such a savage sport as wrestling. Why is that, dearie?
>Muffet
>>6578792
>Robotboy smiles
Robotboy..like blue.