/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #42: Shampoo In The Snatch Edition

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>>6573408

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>>6573432
It occurs, does the DGA household have a jacuzzi or pool?

>>6573408
>This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>Not fuckable creatures
Gotta have a little thing different in the OP for /sad/. Have to let everyone know that this place is for porn and fetishes after all. And what the hell happened with the idea to post a link to the mother thread on /mlp/?

>>6573519
People are idiots.

>>6573454
I would say no, but who knows.
Maybe some of his daughterus who live elsewhere and come to visit sometimes are part sea-creature.

>>6573552
Maybe he lives by the sea, or on the banks of a lake with an ocean connection so he can spend as much time with them as possible.

which satyr's nipples are able to be penetrated?

>>6573625
The ones willing to undergo surgical or magical modification to make it possible.

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>>6573454
Probably a pool as its more kid friendly for his large amount of daughters.

>>6573552
>>6573607

>Maybe some of his daughterus who live elsewhere and come to visit sometimes are part sea-creature.

Eh, i always HC that he just has the kids Ariana, Lenora, Kimmy and Mera, and Groot. Anything more is kind of hard to keep up with. But if we are going for a diversity quota what would be a sea creature that was dangerous and he boned?

>>6573625
Probably Ariana just due to her large scale size.

>>6573683
Nipple fucking a human nipple is physically impossible regardless of size.

>>6573725
She is a hybrid, maybe her tits have some give to them.

>>6573683
Yeah, those are the standard daughteru load out for me. Anyone else exists within the family only as story demands it.
And even Groot is a bit of a variable factor.

Well, sparkling sea had a shark acting like a person in the background, a narwhal as a secondary character, and something that looked like the creature from the black lagoon.
I think there was also some sort of sea serpent that seems to be a far different species than the river serpent. Smaller, no limbs, different shape. But I can't entirely remember.

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>>6573725
>fictional, magical hybrid creature
>"she can't have fuckable nipples!"
I suppose you're going to tell me I can't have a satyr with lipples either, huh?

>>6573683
>Eh, i always HC that he just has the kids Ariana, Lenora, Kimmy and Mera, and Groot.

They are the ones who live with him.
Doesn't mean there couldn't be others who live with their mothers elsewhere.
Possibly even ones he doesn't know about until they suddenly show up on his doorstep asking if he's their daddy.

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>>6573683
>Probably Ariana just due to her large scale size.
Fuckable nipples?
Interesting...

>DGA
Having different headcanons doesn't mean that I don't want this meme to end.

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>>6573806
>nipple lips

This will always be my guilty pleasure.

>>6573922
Seems it. Maybe Candy would have them too.

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>>6574377
[spoiler]lips errywhere, son[/spoiler]

>>6574458
err, that is... something.

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>>6574458
My dick twitched a bit. I bet fucking that feels amazing.

>>6574377
>>6573922
>>6574458
>>6574518
>Your daughteru is completely willing to modify her body for your desires.
>Even the weird and extreme.
Would you? Who? How far would you take it?

>>6574518
you're too far-gone

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>>6574597
Big breasts and incest. All that I need to be happy. But my satyr daughteru doenst need a boob job.

>>6574608
Ive been too far gone since middle school my friend.

>>6574597
I'd be content with her being able to take my dick in her urethra.

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>>6574701
All you need for that is patience and practice.
And a sounding kit, I suppose.

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>>6574608
>says the person browsing /trash/
We're all too far gone you fucking moron!

>>6574887
>dat pic

unf~ I want more like this.

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>>6574796
>you will never experience the first time your dick finally slips all the way inside her bladder
>you will never never forget the sensation of her warm urine enveloping your cock

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>>6575798
>urine
Does this turn you on anon?

>>6575816
That picture? No.
But urine, yes. Urine turns me on very much.

>>6575664
Too bad man. Good content like this is r a r e.

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>>6575798
>You will never pump her bladder full of your seed.
>You will never slide her urethra plug back in before cuddling up with her to sleep.
>You will never dance the fine line between father and lover with her.
>You will never have a heartfelt discussion about whether or not to have (grand)kids together.

Goats are too good for this world.

>>6575935
It hurts to live.

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>>6575935
>You will never have a heartfelt discussion about whether or not to have (grand)kids together.

That is one of my many fetishes.

>>6578538
What do you think Twilight feels about them banging in their castle all the time? Or do you think thst's Thistle's room?

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>>6578601
Twilight is naturally a prude, and is very vocal in her displeasure that those two are fornicating in every single room in the castle. To her they are basically brother and sister in that they have spent their whole young lives together.

Spike is a little more chill in that he likes Rory and can think of no better boy for his little girl. He usually has a beer with Rory (who has a rootbeer) and they talk about sports, and magic and shit. And what its like being an assistant to Twilight.

As for their favorite fooling around spots, its the bathroom, Thistles room, and living room. And if you head canon it, once every blue moon Ash gets in on the action.

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Broil has a nice butt.

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>>6579381
Yes she does. Broil in yoga pants when?

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>>6579381
For days. Weeks maybe? Whatever happened to that mining headcanon for her though? I'd like that better considering it's more grounded than the other idea.
>>6579469
Wasn't there already a pic of her in yoga pants?

>>6580371
If there was it has been lost to time.

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>>6580482
Is this what you're talking about?

>>6580926
Yeah thats the one.

>tfw want her to sit on my face

Now we just need one of her bending down sexily

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>>6581029
Will this sketch suffice? I just traced it from a reference picture and tried tocover the anatomy mistakes with color. I feel like I'm cheating myself of actual growth for expediency. Anyway.

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>>6581852
>dat bubble butt
Yes, it will suffice much. Thank you based vagabon

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>>6581911
No problem. Here's another version

>>6582009
Nice, I actually like the alt version better.

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>>6581852
>>6582009
That's a mighty fine sight for eyes. Do you think her ass would be firm or have some bounce to it? Is her brother's butt just as big?

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>>6582505
Bubble butt, nice, soft, and bouncy. If she works the mines though it may not be as soft or bouncy. But still a nice big butt either way.

Simmer's butt would be much flatter, and nowhere near as grand as his sisters. But he would have curvy hips I guess.

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>>6582527
I don't know, I'm in the camp that it'd be pretty much identical to Broil's. It wouldn't be as soft, but it'd be just as big and round because of genetics.
>Filename
I'd actually want something like that with Fiddle and Faddle, or maybe Fauna and Flora.

>>6580371
>that mining headcanon for her
I forget, what was that about?
Was someone going to write something about that?

>>6581852
Not bad, but the tail base looks a bit odd. Shouldn't it be a bit thicker right at the base, and maybe a bit of the tailhole in her pants should be visible?

Also, would be nice if we could see her face or at least the whole back of her head.

>>6582505
Smooth because scales and firm because she's quite fit, what with her being on the volleyball team and also training to become a monster hunter.

>>6583713
Broil in volley ball short's when

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>>6584833
There's this one.

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>>6585342
I'd much rather have something like this

>>6585489
>Broil in a position similar to this, looking back at you with half-lidded eyes
I want this.

>>6583681
Someone pitched an idea about how Fizzle owned a number of gem mines throughout Equestria and how Simmer and Broil worked in one of them with the other dragons there.

>>6585858
Interesting idea.
They'd probably have to fight off monsters living in, or trying to invade the mines occasionally.

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>>6585885
This was a seperate headcanon from the monster hunter AU, though, so their mom would most likely take care of it. I don't know, if you're going for an SoL angle, I'd much rather have their backstory as miners than have the baggage of hunting hostile monsters. That way you could keep them /fit/ and let them be more relatable to the other satyrs and not be this OP duo of badass swordmem that don't afraid of nothing.

>>6579066
>Twilight gets pissed after finding Spike's preemptive wedding planner for Rory and Thistle (mostly managed by Pinkie)
>She gets super pissed when she finds out all of her friends have picked out presmptive wedding gifts
>When she asks if no one was bothered by the incestuous implications that this has, Dash was quick to point out that one time she found her and Spike doing it on the kitchen table when they were younger.
>Applejack adds when they were rolling in the hay that one time on the farm, Pinkie found out after her party that they did it in the bathroom at her house, and Fluttershy heard them going at it in the park.
>She's quickly quiets on the manner.

>>6586213
Makes sense.

>>6573408
Yeah don't do that

>>6588486
Put shampoo in the snatch?

>>6588515
Burns so good.

>>6588615
Are you speaking from experience?

>>6588710
Nah, just like masochistic girls.

No satyrs allowed on page 10.

>>6591103
Apparently they don't respect you, cause I caught your little carpet munchers doing it again.

Cider being lewd in RGR.
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tell me about the buffalo gal
how much of a giantess is she

>>6593743
Well shit, completely forgot that it was on another board.
Ah well, plug the number into an /mlp/ address.

>>6593760
Not at all, she's acrobatic.

>>6593743
She is actually quite skinny and lean. Like if you were to make jerky out of her, the fat percentage would be less than 2%

>>6593784
disappointing

what about a buffalo dude? is there some big hunky beefcake out there to ship with Warren?

>>6593864
If you're looking for Giantesses... Ariana and Snap are LITERALLY giantesses

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>>6593760
Almost some, sorta, maybe.

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>>6593876
It's debatable with Snap.

>>6593760
Not really. What do you mean by big? Height? Muscle?

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>>6593864
She's the only buffalo satyr.

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>>6593946
I mean that the buffalo are enormous
or, at least the bulls are

while I'm biased because size difference and excessive proportions are my kink, I feel like that should be reflected in their offspring

>>6594013
aw darn

>>6594036
Well, Strongheart is probably still a child. Buffalo males and females don't look exceptionally different, other than the bois being a bit bigger and stockier.

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>>6594117
So there's a chance Feather Heart hits a growth spurt and grows huge with humongous breasts?

>>6594204
Ye, she can go from minimilk to megamilk, as all minomoos should.

>>6594204
That's more of Petunia's shtick.

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>>6594233
I guess we'll just have to wait.

>>6594233
Petunia's already big though.

>>6594222
Why?

So does anyone want me to post reference pics of people and we say which satyr we associate with it the most?

>>6594421
If you want

>>6594421
sounds awful

>>6594460
>>6594496
WHICH IS IT ANON? WHICH IS IT!?

>>6594415
Because buffalo are moos. And moos are for milk.

>>6594421
Sounds kinda dumb, but I guess since it's the early AM in US time, it probably won't do much harm.

>>6594586
Buffalos don't moo.

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>>6594586
I'll probably just do 10 anyway.

>>6594669
Candy... maybe Cristal.

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>>6594669

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>>6594728

>>6594728
Murmur left, Yuzu right.

>>6594756
Deloras

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>>6594756

>>6594791
Darcy or a Snowflake daughter.

>>6594805
Pokemon

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>>6594791

>>6594829
>Red head
Peach. I am not sorry; that red hair is what immediately grabbed my attention

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>>6594829

>>6594855
Ace or Broil

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>>6594855

>>6594898
Sapphire Belle

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>>6594898

Adult Thorn and Mudpie... just add some oil and lipstick... some non-candle light, roses, and a little pussy play.

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>>6594927

>>6594955
Tonbo/Shotel

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>>6594955

>>6594980
Cider

That's ten. I've got more if you want, it's interesting which satyrs other people see in the pics.
>>6594976
Who's Shotel?

>>6595008
DFC Tsundere dragon who is basically Eddy from EEnE or Peridot from the show that hate Tumblr.

>>6595016
Cool. Any art?

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>>6594980
>>6594955
>>6594927
>>6594898
>>6594855
>>6594791
Get this nu-male shit outta here

Women are to have:
softness
tits
ass
long hair

Anything else is a result of feminist branwashing

>>6595082
And forgot to add:

exclusively heterosexual inclinations

Lesbian pornography is the bed of coals lighting the flames for a new generation of trappy jailhouse homos. If you fap to anything but solo women or men fucking women you are reprogramming your brain to imagine itself in submissive feminine role as a voyeur or female participant. Stop jerking it right the fuck now and hope that you can still reverse it.

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>>6595082
Point. Allow me a chance to form a rebuttal.

>>6595122
t. prematurely balding hipster vlogging from starbucks

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>>6595142
Whatever you say bucko.

>>6595082
>>6595109
The WEAKEST bait. Seriously, next time try. Unless you made it weak on purpose to try and pull off satire; then too meta.

>>6595016
Sounds like she'd go great with Muddle.

>>6595276
What would your favorite satyr choose: taking Warren's massive horsecock up the butt, or taking both of Muddle's thick dragon cocks in the pussy?

>>6593876
Snap may be larger than most satyrs, but I don't think she's quite large enough to be considered a giantess.

>>6594791
>>6594802
What about a Limestone Pie satyr?

>>6595696
They're both awful

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>>6594204
Petunia is on average pretty big in the breasts and udder department. If you HC it that way.and I kind of like how her and Featherheart kind of provide something different for Utah, who is a huge wonder slut and loves adventrure. So he likes Feather. But also is an ass man and loves fucking his chunky childhood friend because that thickness. At least if you HC that it way like I do.

>>6597404
In my headcanon, I don't really care at all for Utah, in my headcanon.
And in my headcanon, all satyrs retain the various teats and udders of their non-human halves, in my headcanon.

>>6595696
I think the better suggestion would be.

A. Taking Warren's massive cock in the pussy to experience an earth shattering fucking.

Or B. Take thick double dragon dicks and experience an addictive fullness. With double penetration followed by an addictive simultaneous hot ejaculation into themselves.

I imagine that Warren would be great for an amazing hot, rough, and heavy fucking that though short, is very sweet and satisfying. Followed by a nice big cuddle as he holds them close and they feel so protected in his embrace, Plus they get to bask in the afterglow as he spoons them from behind while they feel his large, resting cock between their legs and take pride in knowing they took that monster like a champ.

Muddle would be more of a test of endurance as he vigorously pumps into them like a piston. His thick at the base but thin at the tip dick would be the most frustratingly pleasurable thing they could ever ram into themselves. In that the base would rub all the right parts at the entrance, but the tip and midsection leave a kind of emptiness that they want filled. Every so often it does rub them or connect in such a way that adds another gasp or shiver down their body and they want more. Compelling them to press harder down and try to inch themselves closer to cum with the might of a 1000 suns. And when they get hit with the shotgun blast of hot thick cum it finally provides that filling they were longing for and wish it would last more than a few seconds before he pulls out and they feel a sort of faux orgasm as the cum pours out and down their leg before staining the bed. Drake cuddles are also very warm bordering on hot, but they make excellent cold shower and weather fuck partners.

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>>6597474
>all satyrs retain the various teats and udders of their non-human halves, in my headcanon.

Best headcanon to headcanon anon. in my headcanon

>>6597499
>>6595696
Neither.
Good to know someone's still working hard to make drake boys even more Gary Stu and unlikable, though.

>>6597518
Did you know they are invincible but also have a healing factor that regenerates anything?

>>6597518
MT drew him like that.

>>6597567
She drew him with a hemipenis, she didn't draw all that other shit in that post.

>>6597608
How does porn make him a Gary Stu?

>>6597634
Did you not actually read the original post?
He packed quite a few mentions of his godly sexual prowess into such a short post.

>>6597656
That just says drake sex is a lot of edging because the tip is small and the base is wide. It's more about how his penis is shaped than any sexual prowess he has himself.

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Do satyrs ever experienece sexual harassment in the workplace?

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>>6597499
As for who would want who.

>A Camp
Candy. Faddle. Darcy. Dawn. Mudpie. Misty. Petunia. Salai. Peach. Palette. Ariana. Lenora

>B Camp
Melody. Deloras. Joist. Cristal. Thorn. Atlas. Cottenball. Gumdrop.

>Sharksexual
Ding

>>6597741
>Please like my characters. They get all the girls

>>6597741
You misspelled Cottonball

>>6597741
Let the armada sail!

>>6597834
>>6597769
Which girls do you think have a reverse harem following them around?

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>>6597740
I'm pretty sure they do. I like the idea of Yuzu being a lawyer, and see her getting a lot of sexual harassment in the office. Some of it good humored and she rolls with it, others not so much. For all we talk about satyrs I dont really know how many of them work a 9 to 5. Or are they part timers? Also what about the work from home types?
>"Hey Rory, didnt you know it was CASUAL friday today?"
"Th.Thistle, this is not how we conduct ourselves at the w.workplace. Now if you will excuse me, I need to take an extended bathroom break."

>>6597769
Buddy, i was just replying to his original prompt and felt a little lewd so i went in depth. Im sorry I didnt go super in depth with Warren but I just wrote what came to my boner. I try to respond to any prompt that is funny or amusing to me because i like discussing anything. Sometimes I go in depth with one character and not another.
What topics do you want to talk about since I seemed to have wronged you personally talking about a prompt you didnt like?

>>6597792
I'll fix it next time.

>>6597834
Im down for any ship to sail

>>6597856
Polyandry a shit.

>>6597858
>Im down for any ship to sail
That was obvious mockery. I was claiming Muddle is, and has been becoming a Simmer/Timber 2.0.

>>6597900
That's funny.

>>6597900
>I was claiming Muddle is, and has been becoming a Simmer/Timber 2.0.

As I said before, i was just answering a prompt that was suggested by another Anon. And I was suggesting satyrs that i think would have been interested in said dickings. Not that those are all satyrs who long for Muddle's or Warrens dick 24/7 or who Muddle has banged. In my head canon Muddle has only ever had sex with Deloras and only made out and got a tug job from Melody. He is far from Simber 2.0 and I usually imagine him as kind of shut in and loser. you are reading far too much into a one shot speculative prompt. You are free to add your own prompts to this thread rather than mocking me for discussing a prompt that was proposed.

>>6598004
Yeah, same boat here. Muddle's only been with Melody in my HC and the most action he's ever gotten from her was a french kiss and indirectly when Melody touched one of his spent wads.

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>>6598031
>and indirectly when Melody touched one of his spent wads.

that made me laugh, was that a one shot or a funny prompt you had?

>Yeah, same boat here. Muddle's only been with Melody in my HC
Damn so he never rebounded with the pure hearted donkey girl? I kind of like shipping those two since Melody was more leaned to Presto. Deloras is such a cutie

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>>6598050
It was a one-shot I read a long time ago. It was funny. I always liked the pairing, honestly, it was just when people started taking the joke prompts seriiously that it lost its steam. That's just the way it goes in a thread like this. As for Presto, I tend to have him and Starburdt together with Clockwork.

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>>6598109
>it was just when people started taking the joke prompts seriiously that it lost its steam.
Yeah, I remember that very clearly seeing as how I wrote the joke shots that started the fall of MuddleXMelody. My biggest regret was we never got more of these cuties.

>As for Presto, I tend to have him and Starburdt together with Clockwork.
Oh yeah, I remember that prompt. I kinda like it, if not only for just the small bit of bro and sis wincest. But I do like Clockwork as well. You should write more of those three. I'd like to see it.

>>6598151
>I wrote the joke shots that started the fall of MuddleXMelody.
Keep doing god's work, son.

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>>6598172
Im also the one who started Muddle X Melody. But, from every burned ship rises a phoenix. I like Mudle X Deloras very much as well. And will have to do more content of them in the future.

>>6598151
Oh yeah, they were adorable. Did we ever get their names?
>I should write them
Maybe. I haven't written anything substantial for /satyr/ in a long while, though. Most of my writing now is worldbuilding for a campaign I'm about to run (and tweaking satyr characters to fit in the world so they won't realise monster halfbreeds are my fetish).

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>>6598213
Most of my writing now is worldbuilding for a campaign I'm about to run (and tweaking satyr characters to fit in the world so they won't realise monster halfbreeds are my fetish).

Nice. Are we talking DnD? Also no I dont think they ever had names. And one shots every now and then could be fun, I know I would like to see more content of Clockwork and her small poly family.

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>>6597513
Thanks for headcanoning my headcanon, m8.
I want to milk my daughterus dry.

>>6598109
It was more that MT killed him almost as fast as she made him.

>>6598251
One-shots might be up my alley, from time to time. I'm running a Dungeon World campaign, since D&D/Pathfinder seem too advanced for a pleb like me for now.

>>6598288
She made a good amount of art for him though. That's more than we could say for other satyrs.

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>>6598303
>Dungeon World
I'll have to look into that. And yes, one shots would be great to see.

>>6598278
>Those itty bitty kimera titties
Nice. And yeah m8, udders are top tier cute and lewd at least according to my taste as an individual and is not reflective of the majority of anons here who may or may not agree to my opinion on feelings of udders.

>>6598332
All she did was set him up for failure. The same could be said that Timber. She shipped him with Melody, Misty, Thistle, and Broil. She or anyone never gave him something where people could possibly like him, something that Timber lost but at least had at one point. That was a kiss of death as far as I'm concerned.

>>6598357
Human tits, lion teats and a goat udder. And that doesn't even cover the vag, ass and cloaca trifecta, or that they have two mouths, one all throat with no gag reflex, and the other with built in handle bars.
Truly, Kimmy and Mera are A+ daughterus.

Do you think her milk would be uniform, or different based on the species the part it's coming from belongs to?

>>6598357
>udders are top tier cute
Udders are a shit fetish that makes bipedal creatures look stupid as hell.
Why do you have such a massive hard-on for udders? Serious question. Were you raised on a farm filled with cows and no women anywhere for miles?

>>6598565
>Liking horse pussy
Look whose talking, freak.

>>6598575
Not him, but horse pussy is top tier.

>>6598580
That's the joke. How both are basically bestiality but he judges one harshly. Like chocolate milk and milk tea. They're both milky at the end of the day... and you know where milk comes from?

Speaking of horse pussy, which of the female pony-satyrs would gush the most squash soup during orgasm?

>>6598575
Are you saying there are other options in a world populated almost entirely by ponies?

>>6598586
Massive fat udders dangling between the legs on a bipedal creature who already has a nice pair of boobs? It looks retarded.
Horse pussy on a pony? It's a female pony, they can't have anything else.

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>>6598635
I would say Glimmer, but she'll never cum again.

>>6598695
>It looks retarded.
In your headcanon.

>>6598712
>headcanon
That's an opinion. Also for messiest pussy gush soup that's something I can see Glimmer or Mudpie doing.

Anyone know if female reptiles excrete any form of fluids when they orgasm?

>>6599044
Female reptiles don't get pleasure from sex. Their reproductive system basically amounts to them opening their hole so some other lizard could squirt some liquid into it with its hole. Cloacas are gross.

>>6599119
Link to source?

>>6599125
http://www.exoticpetvet.net/reptile/rerepro.html

>>6599200
I don't see any mention of whether they get pleasure from sex in that article.

>>6599281
It's a maybe at best. There's some evidence that suggests some sort of stimulation with some reptilian species, but other than that their means of reproduction differ from mammalian means of reproduction. Having said that, I just found out that turtles have stupid long penises.

Taking one shot requests I wanna get back into writing but lacking a premise

>>6601480
What kind are you looking for?

>>6601504
Whatever catches my interest. But things like orgasm denial I can never write

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>>6601480
A romantic date night between Ariana and her dad.
Sex is optional, but preferred to be loving if added.

Or if you'd just rather bang out some smut, either some exhibitionism, or sneaky public play like vibes under her clothes.

>>6601683
I second this one.
Ariana is best daughteru.

>>6601480
Petunia getting milked

For those still wondering about bison sizes:
https://www.nps.gov/thro/learn/nature/bison-buffalo.htm

An interesting note: "By the time the rut is over, a prime bull may lose up to 300 pounds"
Considering bison bulls usually weigh around 2000~2200 lbs, that's nearly a seventh of their bodyweight.

>>6602227
So what does this matter?

>>6602471
People were discussing earlier how big LSH's kid might end up being, which comes to the answer of "probably slightly bigger than Petunia, but more solid and less chubby."
Also that anyone a buffalo, or buffalo-derivative, screws should expect to leave the experience exhausted and having lost a seventh of their bodyweight. Otherwise you're underperforming.

>>6602227
>>6603846
But doesn't this only pertain to Bulls and not cutie Feather? Or would FeatherHeart fuck the shit out of whoever she rolls in the hay with?

>>6604003
She has standards, and would hold any partner to them.
Same as her mother did.

>>6604055
>Standards
>Savage whore
HA. Ahh, you're funny.

>>6605436
Even savages won't take a mate they find inferior.

>>6573408
Who drew that, and where can I see more? Didn't see it on the dropbox, and the archive isn't loading

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>>6606230
/d/ drew it. As for more I dont think so.

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>>6602108
By Anon.

>>6606230
I think that and >>6606373
are pretty much the only lewd Freckles pics we have, unfortunately.

>>6607672
By a machine. Like a vibrator for her tits; but it sucks milk instead of penetrates her pussy.

>>6607785
A milking machine?

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>>6606979

>Single female lawyer Yuzu scans through the documents detailing her father's upcoming day in court.
>After a moment, she glances up at him as he sits opposite her staring at the picture of the two of them together at the park when she was little.
>Call her sentimental, but she liked to keep it on her desk so she could look at it and be reminded of simpler times whenever the stress of her job started to get to her.
>"Well this shouldn't be too hard to smooth over in front of a jury, but... you do know that I'm still going to have to ask to be paid, right? I'll give you a huge discount, but I still need to make a living, dad."
>Anon shrugged.
"Of course, I can't have my little girl going hungry."
>Yuzu nodded, pushing the paperwork to one side.
"So you really think you can get me off?"
>Smirking, Yuzu gave her father a half-lidded stare.
>"I'll always get you off, daddy."

Yuzu swears that if she has to represent her father in court one more time she's going to start carrying a bottle of whiskey around in her briefcase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWdP5DMdsM

>>6606373
>>6607784
I see! Thank you.
She's really cute, with the glasses and freckles look
[spoiler]and the way they drew her feet so massive in the OP pic is amazing to me. I love it[/spoiler]

>>6608647
She's a cutie. I wish we had more art and stories about her.

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>>6608909
>>6608647

>>6609264
unf

I haven't seen this one before.
Is it new?

>>6609296
Last few minutes new!

>>6609264
>>6609313
Based /d/ thanks for the new Freckles art! Ya got any plans for Lenora and Bun art?

>>6609966
Bun must suckle the kitty.

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>>6609966
a little bit of fluff, but i don't do much with them in terms of nsfw. Though I do have a big four-day train ride in a week (sans working computer) that i'll need activities to fill my time.
>>6610275
I'll keep that in mind.

>>6610279
Can we have some more Ariana?

>>6610279
>i don't do much with them in terms of nsfw lately
it's not that i don't want to
>>6610288
first /sad/ daughteru will have more, promise

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>>6609966
Imagine Cotton introducing Lenora to her family.

>"So this is my mother, my dad, my grumpy-pants brother."
>The teenage boy rolled his eyes and put on a put of headphones to signal in no uncertain terms that he was in no way interested in talking to the manticore girl.
>Cotton frowned.
Just ignore him. Daddy says he'll probably grow out of his dark and edgy phase in a few years after he realises what a humongous tool it makes him look... Oh, and these are my sisters!"
>Lenora's eyes widened as what must have been at least forty bunny girls all waved and greeted her in unison.
"So many buns."
>She bit her lower lip.
"All so cute."
>Lenora was practically trembling at this point, trying to keep herself in check.
"Must... Not... Bully!"

>>6610317
Think you'd be willing to draw Mera sexually dominating Kimmy?

>>6610317
>first /sad/ daughteru
>A satyr created purely for fetishes
This is why I will never like her.

>>6610392
Pretty much.

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>>6610392

>>6610432
Can you post that when someone says they hate Yuzu, Hope, and other popular satyrs as well?

>>6610279
I'd like to see anything from you be it lewd or not. Even more so if it''s those two cuties.

>>6610470
If I posted it every time someone said they didn't like something, I'd be posting it a lot, so I probably won't.
However, feel free to save it and post it any time you think it's appropriate.

>>6610470
>Hating Hope
Absolutely no one hates Hope. I've been around the block and I've yet to see any dissent tossed towards her. Everyone else is fair game though.

>>6610392
The OG fetish was fucking a arimaspi. What were they all? Urethra, piercings and incest?

>>6610507
That's cause Hope is the satyr Jesus. She died for the other satyrs' sins.

>>6610513
Don't forget size difference and nipple fucking.

>>6610537
Hope rides alone; Hope dies alone.

>>6610513
The nipple fucking is new.

>>6610836
meant >>6610547

>>6610836
Is nipple sounding an actual thing, or only a hentai/rule34 thing?

>>6611078
No, milk secretes from modified pores, not any actual orifice of any size. It's a purely fictional thing.

>Trying to get STALKER to work.
>Captcha mocks me with Russian signs.
Suffering.

>>6610318
That sounds like a cute enough prompt. I'm pretty sure Lenora would be "man" in the relationship and seeing her cutely fumble around could be fun.

>>6610318
Where's the porn?

>>6611439
I'm tired and misread 'porn' as 'poem' and assumed Lenora made a poem for Cottonball and planned to recite it to her but got stage fright from all the extra buns looking.

>>6611542
Did the buns rape her?

>>6611805
No.

>>6611813
Yes.

>>6612071
Maybe

>>6610318
>Meet the Thumbers

Fund it

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bun

Who's been a naughty satyr?

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>>6618867
Salai probably would top the naughty list.

Satyrs should not play on page 10.

>>6622161
I want the small one on the left.

>>6622527
Okay, that'll be Seventy Bits an hour, plus ten more if you don't want to use a condom.

Does anybody happen to know roughly the estimated exchange rate between Equestrian Bits and real world money? Whenever I write a story that involves money, it always bothers me that I'm just pulling numbers out my ass.

>>6623118
WHEW

>>6623118

"Do it, suck the dick."
>"No, stop, I don't want to!"
"You have to. You need more zinq in your diet."
>"Let me go!"
"Ugh, fine, you big baby! You don't have to suck it, I'll just jerk it off into your mouth."
>"That's no better at all!"

>>6623181
>Anon cums a huge load into Simmer's mouth and he's shocked that be likes how he tastes
>Broil french kisses him and swaps cum with both their long tongues writhe in each others mouths
>Anon pops another boner and they both give him a double tonguejob.
>Followed by a double buttjob.

>>6623313
Somebody draw it. And don't be giving me boners in public anon.

>>6622904
Bits (If apples were very cheap)

4 Bits = $2.00 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)

1 Bit = $0.50 cents Nets you 10-10.5 apples

0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.04 7/10 - $0.05 Gets you a single apple

Bits v2 (If apples went for around the same price as the real world)

4 Bits = $14.00 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)

1 Bit = $3.50 Nets you 10-10.5 apples

0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.35-$0.37 Nets you a single apple


Bits v3 (If real world Bit was equal to the alternate Bit shown in the show)

4 Bits = $0.50 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)

1 Bit = $0.12 1/2 Nets you 10-10.5 apples

0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.01 1/4 - $0.01 1/24 (approx.) Nets you a single apple.

Some guy on DA did this. Too lazy to source

>>6623118
>>6623313
I don't think I will ever understand how a general that was originally about feels got filled with so many fetishfags that we were forced to create a second general here on /trash/.

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>>6623602
>I don't think I will ever understand how a show that was originally about feels got filled with so many fetishfags that we were forced to create another board here on 4chan.

>>6623650
>The Satyr General was originally created because people wanted family feels
>Like, tfw you will never get married and have kids of your own kind of feels
>Now, people on /mlp/ questions why /sat/ even exists since it seems to be nothing but satyr x satyr shipping and more shipping and fetishes there
>No ponies or Anon or anything that fits /mlp/; just anthro shipping x anthro shipping
>Oh, and the offspring of said shipping

No matter what you say, /mlp/ is and will always be about My Little Pony. So what do you think will happen to the Satyr General if the moderators has had enough and deletes it because they think that this has nothing to do with ponies?

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>>6623805
Actually /sat/ was generated after Lyraquest happened, which rolled out from MLPG and Aspirant. The MSOB drew Hope, and people scuttled off to a corner with it and made a general about it.

>>6623805
Then everyone will just move here instead.

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>>6623805
First off, you're using the term anthro extremely losely. Second, this is a board for all thing MLP related, which is why EQG, Fingerbang, Dazzles, and all the other humanized threads are still up. If it has even a diminutive relationship to.the MLP franchise, it goes into the containment tjread. Because that's what's it supposed to do.

>>6623875
>Actually /sat/ was generated after Lyraquest happened,
>a CYOA that was about you getting your waifu pregnant and everything after that
>and people scuttled off to a corner with it and made a general about it.
Yes, a general about you becoming a father.

>>6623882
Yep. Everyone who wants family feels and adventures and all that non-sexual stuff, and who wants absolutely nothing to do with any of the disturbing sexual fetishes like inbreeding and urethra fucking. And then history will repeat itself.

>>6623891
>Second, this is a board for all thing MLP related,
We're on /trash/ right now, bro.
>which is why EQG, Fingerbang, Dazzles, and all the other humanized threads are still up.
Because all those threads ARE related to MLP in one way or another. Our general isn't when you really think about it.
It may have been once in the past when there were as much ponies as there were satyrs, but now it hardly is.

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Reminder not to respond to pointless bitching and thinly veiled trolling, as any attention only encourages it.
Further reminder that this post is not in reference or response to any specific post.

>>6624162
>Implying that it was a troll
Please, don't be such a self-centered faggot.

>>6623118
More...

What straight satyr male would swallow a huge cum load?

>>6626979
Icarus... he's not gay!

>>6627226
Which one is Icarus?

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>>6628676

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>>6628676
Here's a much better picture, though in my opinion he's as straight as a laser.

>>6630682
Doesn't light bend due to gravity, though?

>>6630738
Fine, as straight as a straight line.

>>6630928
Straight lines are drawn on surfaces. Surfaces can be bent.

>>6631161
Not in the realm of geometry. A straight line is alwsys straight.

>>6631187
Nigga, do you live in the world of geometry? No. you live in the 3d world.

>>6631329
No, but the idea of a straight line exists whether we're in 2D or 3D.

>>6630682
>>6630738
>>6630928
>>6631161
>>6631187
>>6631329
>>6631428

If I can commission it, I'm gonna have him covered in Wonderbolt stallion cum.

>>6631450
If you want, sure. Not gonna change my take on him.

>>6631555
Thats fine Anon, I respect that. If not him then maybe Hotshot. Or some other Wonderbolt rookie.

>>6631568
I'd personally find it gotter if it were Stormwalker or Amelia in that place.

>>6631606
Arent those girls?

What do they look like? I wanna have somebody commission it later but it looks like our normal draw friends have been busy.

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>>6631691
Yeah, finals are coming up and projects are due around this point for the ones in school. Stormwalker's here in the middle (we need more group satyr stories)....

>>6631691
Commission Icarus/Hotshot in a bukkake or just some satyr in general? If it's the latter... I vote Candy. For a girl with tits THAT big, there isn't nearly enough porn of her.

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>>6631691
And here's Amelia. But if it's just a general satyr and it doesn't have to be Wonderbolt specific, I'd go with the suggestion up above.

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>>6631782
>>6631825

>I vote Candy. For a girl with tits THAT big, there isn't nearly enough porn of her.

Amen to that Anon, I fucking love Candy for fap fuel and its a shame we dont get a lot of love for her. But this pic i was thinking about just wanted it to be a guy getting fucked and cummed all over. My dick has been longing for some nice gay cum shots. And with DJ kinda taking a break from the thread it hasnt been filled by Snapshot. So im conflicted. And it is kinda hot about a guy recruit getting fucked from all sides and covered in cum by his cute stallion seniors. But Candy, oh man she is sexual dynamite.

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>>6622904
>Okay, that'll be Seventy Bits an hour, plus ten more if you don't want to use a condom
>>6623505
>1 Bit = $3.50 Nets you 10-10.5 apples

80 bits x 3.50 = 280 USD for an hour of smooth chocolate fun with Annie. Thats actually really cheap for a princess of the dark army.

>>6630928
Spacetime is curved, therefore any and all things that exist within it must also be curved.

>>6623505

>Bits v2 (If apples went for around the same price as the real world)
>4 Bits = $14.00 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)
>1 Bit = $3.50 Nets you 10-10.5 apples
>0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.35-$0.37 Nets you a single apple

I'll headcanon this one for future reference, thanks.

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What satyrs are /comfy/ today? How are they being /comfy/ and how is the weather like outside?

>>6634858
Is that Thistle?

>>6634941
Yeah im pretty sure that is

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Which families take part in wincest?

>>6635588
If you mean Anon x Satyr, none in my headcanon.

>>6635588
Most of the ones with satyrs in them.

>>6635827
In satyr culture, it's normal and expected for a girl to try seducing her dad at a very young age.

>>6635878
Yep. Thanks to HFAS.

>>6635963
Whats that acronym mean again?

>>6635983
Hybrid Familial Attraction Syndrome.
It means that satyrs have a genetic predisposition to being attracted to close relatives.
Usually their opposite-sex siblings or parents.

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>>6635997
>That one shot where Gumdrop tricks her dad into thinking she was taking her meds but in reality was an elaborate scheme to get impregnated with her fathers child

Boner was diamonds that day.

>>6636041
I remember that.
That was an awesome story.
I hope whoever wrote it will write more.

>>6636056
Same. But I doubt it. Im also gonna make the new thread right now

>>6636158
>>6636158
>>6636158

Made it.

>>6636159
>Forgot to link to the Mother thread on /mlp/
>Didn't change the OP a tiny bit to make it more fitting for /sad/
You fucked up.

>>6635963
>>6635997
Whoever made up that fucking "sickness" and tried pushing to make it a thing both here and in /sat/ should be shot.

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>>6636296

>>6636296
Not shot, but definitely spanked. But not the good kind! The bad kind.