Undyne Thread : "Maid" Edition
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I wish I had a bf to share the love for the fish
Here's all my stories again:
http://pastebin.com/rV4KTaZF (Undyne trying not to wake you up)
http://pastebin.com/96Vd56PC (Showering with blind Undyne)
http://pastebin.com/dpaz32rP (The one where you totally wreck Undyne twice in a row)
http://pastebin.com/NQsmvaw9 (The one where Undyne tries to get you to come to bed)
http://pastebin.com/eGik1RJC (Cute rainy-day anime with Undyne)
>>6518226
Delivered: http://pastebin.com/tMiAUW2w
Not entirely happy with that one, I think it's too smutty, but whatever.
>>6521123
I though it was pretty good.
>>6521123
I hadn't read the first one, it's really good. You're a great writer anon, 4 realz <3
Fishy butt and fishy pits
cute
>>6521663
Hey fellow fish lovers, hope y'all are doing great and hope that you men and women (I know, it's fucking RARE on here, I'm starting to see that except of certain boards) find your own Undyne or just fellow people to nerd out with and maybe german suplex one another
>>6521812
Hey!
I'm doing great personnaly thanks i hope you're doing great too!
(Let's hope i will find my undyne yep)
>>6521123
Can I request a story about a day at the park eating ice cream and talking about the future with her?
>you will never comb Undyne's hair
>>6522319
I do that daily, my friend
>>6522356
do you have an Undyne doll or should I go on a journey around the world to find and assassinate you and then kidnap my waifu?
>>6522511
pshh I'm not telling
>>6522632
I'm coming for you
>>6522682
Good luck finding me
>>6522758
I will start looking in EU first
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck_(water_spirit)
>>6522898
Try Germany.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undine
>>6522923
I will but I will look for nixes, they look more like Undyne
Underwater woman
Underwater lady
No one on the shore
Will ever know
Whats in her heart
>>6523016
top kek look what I found
Right now it's too cold too look for fish ladies in local forest lakes, but at least I have time to prepare myself. I think that I should get a silver dagger in case I meet a drowner or something worse.
>>6522309
Delivered: http://pastebin.com/qD718GeT
>>6523333
fuck
>>6523333
>>6523333
Kek approves
>>6523333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTE
Requester here, thanks again! Feel free to write more cute stuff, I'd love to read some more.
>>6523333
Thanks again! (nice digits)
>>6521943
http://zskynsfw.tumblr.com/tagged/undyne
>>6523333
man I love your stories
>>6523333
Pretty good senpai
>mfw i really miss writing stories for my OCs
>>6526418
stop with the druggy fish please
this one makes me want to play demon's souls again
>>6526495
The followup picture is cute.
>>6526495
It's ok to smoke a cigarette, i find it nice on her though.
>>6526504
very cool indeed
>>6526504
>>6526935
YOU DIED
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbmupCQpLuo
>>6527221
wtf this is not my thread theme
>>6527738
what's your thread theme?
mine's this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjWGdHoltV4
>>6527882
Are you in a depression or something?
I don't have a thread theme sorry, i just listen a lot to this right now https://soundcloud.com/acidbrain-3/hey-dj-w-benjamin
It's calm~
Going to bed. As usual, reply to this post if you want a story written and I'll get around to it tomorrow.
I'm ready to flip out at my job Everyone is being a fucking idiot like a special pact or something was made tonight to be exceptionally retarded
>>6529519
Good night!
>>6529525
At least keep your work mang, people are retards or you're """ special""" but this is how life goes.
>>6529590
Eh half my job is "sit and wait for other people" and the other half is "do work that barely requires your attention" so I just fuck around and shitpost all shift lol
And of course enjoy my fish wife
>>6529633
Yes but this give you sweet sweet money!
Sadly we need it to live so, don't lose your job m8, even if it's shit...
REAL thread theme here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
>>6530227
No
Good night fellow comrade!
Don't let the thread die plz.
>>6529750
Oh don't get me wrong I like my job I just hate everyone who works there lol
>>6530786
I can understan that, it was pretty much the same at my past job, it's normal you can't just like everybody, the maximum you can do is ignoring them atleast.
good morning, fishfriends
>>6533043
Good morning!
I just came back from swimming pool, I'm fucking exhausted
>>6533305
Swimming is fucking exhausting, approved.
>>6529519
Not a request for a story, but can you talk about your writing process?
>>6529519
Travelling with Undyne, her first time on a plane and a day in a touristic city/place of your choice.
>>6534265
I can do that, but not for a while. I'm working on it, though, don't worry.
>>6534195
There's really not much to tell. If I see a request that I like I'll get started right away, if there are some that I don't like I'll wait for a while but eventually I'll bite the bullet and do them anyway. I'm not particularly focused when writing, I'll browse for a while, write for a while, repeat until I'm done. Typically one will take an hour to an hour and a half. If I really sat down and worked on it with no interruptions I could probably do one in 15-20 minutes.
These aren't particularly good stories, you know, there's no real development and the characters are pretty flat. The idea is that they're just snapshots, really sort of episodic stuff. They might be well-written or whatever but they're just going for a reaction, whether it's an emotional one or an erotic one.
Teeth pleeeeeease
>>6534383
>>6533305
I haven't swimmed in 4 years, it used to be the only sport I wasn't a disaster
>>6534481
I learned how to swim this year, I did it only to join military in the future but now I enjoy it and I go swimming regularly.
>>6534265
Delivered: http://pastebin.com/D1DHmyPp
>>6534910
kek'd hard with the cabbie, thank you again, my dood <3
>>6535422
his head to body proportions are jojo tier
>>6535561
Atleast undyne is ok
>>6535616
I was gonna say Undyne is always okay, but there are some ugly Undynes around
>>6535664
:^)
>>6535680
not like that, I mean well drawn ugly ones,like that one asking for a feet rub
>>6535689
I don't like this one
>>6535689
ah ok
>>6535689
Or this one
>>6535689
Or this one
>>6535776
>>6535815
rude
>>6535898
not really, that drawing is fucking hideous, I had to hide the post with it because it was making me sick
I drew an Undyne
(And also a hungrybox up there too, but that's less cute)
>>6536603
Cute!
>>6536603
Cute
>you will never have a snowball fight with Undyne
>tfw Undyne will never get comfortable enough around you to take her eyepatch off
>>6537231
>>6537421
Hello tfw anon!
>tfw Undyne will never try to cook you dinner and get sad when she can't do it right
>tfw Undyne will never peek at you while you're taking a shower
>>6537231
>>6537421
>>6537670
>>6538212
Stop right now criminal scum!
*drum roll*
OCEAN MAN
>tfw Undyne will never get drunk and sing karaoke with you
>>6537670
>>6538212
>>6538661
These are starting to make these threads legit depressing...
>>6537421
okay, this one hit me pretty hard
>>6539081
Yes.
>>6537421
>tfw Undyne will never forget how late you're working and call five times and leave you increasingly agitated messages when you don't come home when she expects you to
>>6539536
>>6539536
I think I'm gonna take a break from these threads. I don't need this kind of negative thinking in my life right now.
Good luck fellow fish fuckers
>>6540192
>tfw Undyne will never sit up late at night wondering if she should text you, or call you, or email you, or do something, anything to make her stop feeling so empty, but then tells herself that you'd just ignore her and that it's better this way, so she just rolls over and cries into her pillow for an hour and falls asleep
>>6540244
NOOOOOOOOOO NO SAD FISH PLEASE
>>6540244
>>6540244
Stab me to death with a spoon but don't make Undyne sad, that's all I'm asking.
>>6540192
Good luck on your journey my friend!
Stop with the sad memes please.
I like the greentexts though.
>>6541037
It's sad only if you're thinking in the same way m8.
>>6541086
I find them bad, if you're reading this everyday, everytime this will start to depress you a bit.
can't live without the fish
I discovered these threads a few weeks ago and I've been lurking and posting occasionally ever since. I've saved around 3 gigs of Undyne images in that span of time. I wasn't in a very good place when I found this thread and I'm still not, but I was worse a few weeks ago. I developed an obsession with the fish and I broke down and cried almost every day, I was just so disheartened that this girl who was basically perfect and that I would have been completely satisfied with didn't even exist, and then I fed off that and kept feeling really pathetic for feeling that way in the first place.
There was one point where I remembered a feeling of emptiness opening up inside me, and I remember thinking, 'okay, this is it,' like, there's nothing left to do. I think part of that is due to my situation and not entirely due to this obsession, but I still felt that way, and I didn't feel one way or another about it, I was incapable of feeling anything.
What pulled me out of it was realizing that I wasn't in love with Undyne necessarily, I was in love with the archetype she presents, and that this was offering me a choice: either I go on and sink deeper into depression or I realize that while life might not be worth living, trying to be calm isn't calmness, to paraphrase Buddha.
There's a wistful undertone in this thread, and it's because we all know that girls who act like Undyne aren't common. Some people like feeling melancholy, and some people don't, but if you're feeling seriously affected by posts on the internet like this, you need to take a step back and examine yourself, because the problem isn't people posting dumb >tfw no gf stuff, the problem is something inside of you that only you can identify and fix.
>>6542291
In the first place i really loved the game! Made me feel something no game made me feel in a long time, so when it was finish i had that feeling of emptiness, cause i'm alone, i'm far from my friends and a bit of my family, that's what it get out of me.
For undyne it's love over something you'll never have, made me think entire night, i was sad, cause i love her, and it hurt me to say this when something like 2 weeks before i was still laughing at >muh waifu.
But now i'm here cause i love this place, calm, you can talk a bit, share pics.
Maybe Undyne is now like a muse to me, an ideal.
I still love her though, wife material 100%
(Sorry for bad engrish, it's a bit late as usual)
>>6542291
I've already felt that ''emptiness'' before but I managed to fill it with my first waifu, of which I don't care anymore. The writing's on the wall, the best advice for us won't come from ourselves but on what some of us denied and now are wondering why this is all happening.
Anyone that thinks life is not worth it or a waste is completely fucking wrong, same goes for the man who thinks he will never get what he wants, truth is that is the path of life we must take, all the obstacles, decisions, unfortunate and fortunate things that happened to us is God essentially telling what you should do, and it's up to the individual to decide what to tear down, what to build, what to fight for and God will reward you on that path.
What the hell do any of us know? I'm pretty sure you're all barely past the legal age of posting on 4chan, if people think they should be doing their best when they're young because when they're 30 no one cares anymore then why don't you just go fucking do it? You know?
You've got absolutely nothing to lose because life is worth it every single second of it, once you die, that's fucking it, you won't become an espectator, a ghost or talk to dead people, death is a serene state of mind where you won't feel, think or do anything, you're going back to the dust you came and this is why you need to get over yourself and fucking do something, it doesn't matter if it's creative, social, economic or of little importance, everything matters if you're following the path God chose for you.
I learned this the hard way and I can thank only God for making me realize what I was doing that was wrong, for the record my future is still hazy, but I know for sure that it's important that I go full throttle, and just enjoy life, you know? You're alive and that's the single most important thing you have.
I don't think Undertale's that good though.
>>6542552
once you die, that's fucking it, you won't become an espectator, a ghost or talk to dead people, death is a serene state of mind where you won't feel, think or do anything
Source?
>>6542622
You'll need to suicide to find the source in that case, so just wait maybe he's absolute right maybe he's wrong, only the dead knows.
I just collect pictures of fish, man
>>6542934
Noice!
Good night comrade!
Long may the sun shine!
>>6542701
This.
I just want to collect pictures, post some and occasionally discuss why the fish is great.
Not read depressing shit about the harsh realities of life. I get those plenty during the day as it is.
I know a lot of people here aren't in s great place for any number of reasons but that's all the more reason that this should be a retreat for anons, not a pit to drag others into a depression.
If we keep saying all these negative things while posting said images the images will become connected to that negative emotion and become only a source of pain.
And no one wants that.
>>6544210
>>6544211
Anyone want a story written?
>tfw Undyne will never wake up before you and sit up watching you sleep until you wake up too
>>6546166
I got 2 pages for you guys, because my internet was down and I just got it working again.
Alright, I got 2 pages for you guys, though they're not finished dialog-wise.
don't be afraid or unwilling to point out if a piece of dialog didn't feel right, at this point the story doesn't even follow the script.
>>6545761
What kind of stories?
>>6546180
>>6546166
Thanks again based jingo<3
>>6546166
>>6546180
2
>>6547498
kek stole them and gave those back to me
GUYS I FOUND HER
SHE'S REAL
>>6547771
Yuck
You can keep her, too
>>6547527
what
>>6547771
I'll cut off my nose when I cosplay her
>>6547771
No
>>6547871
Don't forget to implant gills & teeth
lewd
>>6547771
>nose
There aren't enough pictures of Undyne wearing a turtleneck
>tfw Undyne will never tell her friends about how great you are
are you all dead or what?
>>6550403
No, no, i'm playing a bit and bumping between like everyday
>>6550473
thread seems a little bit dead
>>6550516
Yeah, nobody is talking but it's usual, just wait for the third shift anon or maybe the "tfw anon"...
post your favorite fish lads
>>6550699
Don't make me choose anon
>>6550699
I don't have a favorite
>>6550699
I love her high-waisted pants
>>6550699
determined fish = best fish
>>6550962
larger picture
>>6550990
Slightly higher quality picture
>>6544216
Top kek anon
>>6550572
Third shift anon here. I've been posting less because of how depressing this place got for a short while. And tfw anon I think keeps adding fuel to the fire when it comes to people feeling down.
>>6550699
Fit fish is best fish.
Not to mention kh does the best fish out there
>>6550699
>>6551255
I agree, but it's up to you, be happy and you'll shatter the ambient "depression" !
Anyway good luck on that 3rd shift!
Maybe one day scientists will create real fish waifus for us. Future looks bright
http://www.nature.com/nbt/journal/v31/n3/full/nbt.2501.html
http://cshprotocols.cshlp.org/content/2016/10/pdb.prot086850.short
>>6551285
She really does. Is there like a collection of all her pics anywhere or did she get rid of everything?
>>6551703
There's one around here i'm sure, maybe the anon with it will provide!
>>6551703
They did get rid of everything, and only post their art on a private account.
There's a collection here, but it isn't complete and some of the images aren't the largest size/quality
https://mega.nz/#!95B1EbgA
key
!1md-RGdHvQM2Ba7-LTVhxGscytScMMAy90G5cEMOGS4
>>6552879
based
>tfw Undyne will never sit in your lap to play video games against you and wiggle her butt against you to distract you and then teabag you when she kills you
>inb4 disney
>>6555032
WAIST HIGH PANTS
C-C-CUTE
>>6555103
Forgot this one kek
>>6555032
she does look super disney
Goddamn it finally.
>>6555554
Close.
>>6555593
Kek's playing pranks on me today
>tfw Undyne will never write you a poem and hide it in your stuff and then blush furiously when you find it
I'm not going to bed for a while, so if anyone wants a story I can probably bang one out tonight. I'll post again when I go to bed as normal.
>>6555554
Thank you for delivering jingo, you rock!<3
>>6555777
Stop
>>6555832
Good night!
>>6555868
I got your punch right here
>>6555963
Thanks!
>tfw Undyne will never feel like she's getting dependent on you so she tries being really brusque and rude to you but she breaks down after like a day because she hates treating you like that
>>6556184
Ok now this is bordeline cancer, you know, you sound like someone very insecure or something.
You should stop posting these
>tfw Undyne will never dunk you into a trashcan
>>6556321
just kill me now
I'm going to bed. If you want a story written, reply to this post and I'll get around to it tomorrow.
I'm a little busy tomorrow so it might not be until later in the day.
>>6556660
Good night!
https://twitter.com/nodabunshichi/status/804157639357665280
Never ever, etc.
>>6557347
>>6557351
>>6526935
EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW
>>6557859
WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN DOWN WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
>>6557866
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM
>>6556311
I'm like 80% certain it's just a troll now.
>>6557877
Maybe, shit hit the wall m8!
>>6555554
Got a laugh out of me.
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
>>6558288
>>6558288
Did you draw this? It's fucking great!
>>6558317
They did, they also drew this and posted it in the last thread.
>>6558323
Ok, thanks, it's some sweet sweet work
>>6558317
Yeah I did. Thanks! It's good to know someone appreciates these.
Undyne is fun to draw.
>>6558408
They're really great anon! I love them.
So sad kkh stopped...
>>6555554
Where are the previous pages, in the other threads?
>>6558489
Feels really bad.
>>6558496
I don't know if jingo will upload them somewhere (if you do so, i will add the link to the pastebin)
Anyways, yes the rest are on the previous threads.
>>6558496
I think this is all of them
>>6558569
>>6558572
>>6546180
And to think we are getting all of this fresh fish porn all because the angry orange won
....I'll take my medicine
Very rough and bitter medicine because I do like me some good Undyne stuff
>>6558663
At least one good thing came from it!
>>6556660
I want more stories but I'm out of ideas ;-;
>>6520902
lewd
>>6559169
i'd want sauce and translation, please
>>6559370
Not avaible yet!
Sauce is kkkkkkasgai
>>6559480
>>6559480
>>6559480
NEW BREAD
>>6536603
your art seems... familiar
you wouldn't happen to have an afro, would you?