HG thread
>>6507317
How heavy? Did you stuff rocks in it?
>Mirei tries to lift the backpack and fails
... Did you really do that?
>keeps thread warm
>>6507364
Nuh-uh! You're just weak! You got to put your entire body in it.
It's an entire medical kit so of course it'll be heavy. There's also food, water, my clothes, my uniform and maybe, just maybe half my wardrobe in there!
>Thanks for the thread.
>>6507380
Rolf thanks you, strange firegirl, for Rolf's keister could not handle being frozen solid!
>>6507380
>Sprays with water
>>6507380
Feel like incinerating some poor bug again?
>>6507397
NONONONONONO.
>>6507380
>throws a soaked towel to your face.
>>6507397
>No problem. It's the least I can do since something came up and I haven't been able to participate.
Blasted TARDIS, always recalibrating.
Anyhow, I'm back! Is that blue girl still here? I have to return her phone to her.
>>6507383
W-Why did you bring all of that? It's not like you'd need it now!
>>6507397
>>6507410
Huh? I thought you were cold, why else would you ask for something like that?
>>6507500
Rolf does not know of any blue girls. Perhaps you should keep peeling your eyesight.
>>6507397
It'd be nice if I could just forget what happened a while ago. I thought I got over it...
...yet it still keeps me awake. I should just focus on forgetting it!
>>6507504
I might not need it right now. But can you imagine how hard it is to get around places when you don't have the right uniform for it?
I can create any uniform possibly imaginable! For me to sit here and not bring my creations along would be stupid and I love them too much to let them go.
If you want to we can share a snack from my backpack if it really makes it lighter for you to carry.
>>6507506
She's so cute~!
Maybe if I get a little bit closer I can give her a hug.
>>6507316
>Here you go
http://imgur.com/a/CUnoy
>Thet aren't many this time, I've been doing other things, but I still have a few episodes left to cap
>>6507521
Oh, I can tell you're going to be a fun one.
>>6507409
>>6507413
Hey! Its almost winter!!
>>6507410
Feel like invading china again?
>>6507400
You're welcome
>>6507533
>You salutes Santa
Thanks for the early christmas gift! I was already getting hungry.
It tastes a bit funny though...
>>6507500
You mean, a little and aggressive blue girl?
If that the case, she was here yesterday.
>>6507530
Thanks man ;-;
>>6507506
Why do I have the feeling of being watched...?
Probably it's just my mind tricking me after all.
>>6507380
im still FAKKIN FREEZING!
>>6507504
IDIDN'TASKPLEASENOOOOO.
>>6507500
If you mean the alien, she's probably lost patience.
>>6507536
How do you even know what China is? And I'll have you know that Gensokyo has NOTHING to do with outside world conflicts for centuries. Idiot.
>>6507500
DOCTOR
>>6507535
Rolf enjoys having fun! Tell me, spiky hair boy, have you ever enjoyed the old country tradition of dumping seeds into your trousers and unleashing Nana's herd of chickens?
>>6507528
I see... I really don't understand it, but I guess that's just how you feel about them... Alright, let's get something out of it to make it lighter.
>>6507533
I-I don't have much to say about myself... Why don't you tell me your story?
>>6507561
Oh well, I didnt want to do it anyway, just thought you wanted to.
>>6507533
>>6507545
It must be your imagination, now come on, how about you sing a little bit for us?
>>6507547
>Heating intensifies
>>6507561
DMG told me. She was the closest thing we had to the outer world so she told us all we knew. Did get summoned once to see it. Pretty sweet.
>>6507540
Earlier this morning, too. Appears she's a serial annoyance.
>>6507561
That does seem more or less like something she would do.
>>6507570
Oh, hello! It's been a long time since I've seen your pretty face.
>takes off a shoe and puts it on the eyestalk
>>6507571
I've partaken in many traditions, but I'm afraid that one has eluded me yet. Rolf, you said? It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm The Doctor.
>>6507583
Better.. but im smelling something that is burning
>>6507568
I-I don't like doing this one bit, but would you prefer if I let you all by yourself to suffer?
... I'm sorry.
>>6507585
NOT AAAGAAAAAAAIIINNNNN
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERRRRRMMINNNAAAAAATE!
>Starts firing in random directions while spinning.
>>6507583
How did she manage to tell you when her face was between your legs, slut?
>>6507598
>Speeding things up. Need to do something here in a bit.
>>6507585
I suppose you are not from the old country like Rolf. You also do not look like any doctor Rolf has ever seen. Where are your mask and large tweezers for extracting splinters from Papa's forearms?
>>6507572
Yousoro! Let's get some food out. Or maybe you want a drink as well? Could even have a picknick.
J-Just don't throw out any of my uniforms...I'll have to run after them if you do.
>>6507598
Ugh... I think I need to go to the infirary again...
>>6507603
No sweat.
>>6507608
S-SHUT UP!!
>>6507612
thanks rolfy~
>>6507533
>>6507582
Probably, all this mindless fighting is a bit stressing than the usual practice, but singing would relieve the mood of this place.
>She holds her breath for a few seconds before of chanting a few lines of a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDhIu-OwY7Q
>>6507536
Winter? but I thought we're on the middle of Spring.
>>6507568
I guess this isn't the place for singing on middle of nowhere... unless you want to be captured too easily.
>>6507616
Answer the question, please.
>>6507610
>>6507607
Oh, dear.
>ducks under the blasts
>>6507612
Well, I'm not quite that kind of doctor. And no, I'm not from the old country, though I've heard it's a beautiful place.
>>6507610
>Looks like I didn't need to speed up that much after all.
>>6507572
IDON'TLIKEBEINGTOUCHED.
>>6507583
Yeah, that sure explains why your farmer sister's utterly clueless about it all. Eh, who knows, maybe she's not even the same Aussa you know.
Still, doesn't mean you actually know anything about 'my' world.
>>6507585
I've talked with her before, never has patience for anything, honestly. And I call myself grumpy, too.
>>6507607
>>6507585
>Put a sock on the eyestalk
the shoe was funny but i prefer the socks. Hi me
>>6507610
...
>>6507632
>pokes
>>6507630
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ends up driving into a wall and blows up
>>6507614
Anything you want if fine, and of course I wouldn't throw them away, I'm not mean like that.
>>6507632
Okay! I get it, just stop yelling please, it annoys other people.
>>6507631
>>6507630
Rolf does not know of any other type of doctor. Explain to Rolf what you mean.
Yes, the old country was as beautiful as Nana's homemade sausage pancakes! Rolf remembers waking up in the morning to the sound of Papa falling off the chicken coop after silencing the rooster! How Rolf yearns for those days!
>>6507623
Such a cute voice~
Too bad it can't do much against knives...
>>6507626
That is my answer so shut it!!
>>6507632
Whats that supposed to mean!
>>6507623
Cant you tell people are freezing to death!
>>6507631
>Cropping may appear to be a bit off
>>6507681
Maybe I'll ask DMG myself. If she isn't orally occupied that is.
>>6507682
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>6507648
>Panicked yelp
>>6507668
>She scrambles away a short distance
Oh, sue me, it's not like I can actually help it!
>>6507681
Which part? I said like two things.
>>6507682
Hrmpf. Congrats, you, and thanks for the show, lady.
>>6507687
is that duck dabbing
>>6507632
Personally? I think I've seen just about enough of her.
>>6507638
>>6507661
Hm. I think your sock and my shoe are going to have to be replaced now. Hello, me.
>>6507676
Alright, you see, it's more of a name than a title. But I would love to visit said country someday! Perhaps I can meet your parents. You family certainly sounds interesting.
>>6507682
>Thanks for having me guys but I need to go now. I'll try to roleplay next time.
>>6507668
Yousoro! Feel free to take anything out of the bag then! I don't mind sharing if it helps you to carry the bag.
Or maybe...you need the bag to be that heavy, it's good exercise!
>HG thread.
Hot glue thread?
>finds out its not a hot-glue thread.
Disappointing. But I will take this opportunity to say that there should be hot glued firearms for /k/ purposes.
>>6507704
Thanks for the show and congratulations on the performance!
>>6507700
Can't exactly get her her thing back like that, now can you?
>>6507704
>See you, have fun.
>>6507699
I doubt that Tapioca has the mental capacity to know how to do that or what "dabbing" even is.
>>6507682
Rolf congratulates the American sports player for his victory!
>>6507700
Yes, yes, Rolf's family is quite prominent in the old country. Papa was the village cheese wheel-eating champion for many years until his stomach bulged like the soft underbelly of a grazing cow!
>>6507704
Rolf thanks the host for the games of murder and fun!
>>6507704
thanks for hosting
>>6507704
congrats, and thanks for hosting! <3
>>6507704
Yahoo! 6th place is better than nothing!
>>6507700
I am glad to see you again.
It's true, time to shopping me?
>>6507693
I don't care if you can't help it, try to, before someone makes you shut up for good.
>>6507710
No thank you, making it lighter would be better.
>>6507704
Thanks for the show and congratulations to the champion.
>>6507678
Don't remind me... Even if I could have avoided the hit. I guess it's truth that lowering your guard really makes the difference between being alive or not.
Wait?! Do you think it was cute?
>>6507681
I haven't noticed that... Besides of feeling a slightly cold breeze.
>>6507530
What is with that girl's obsession with lifting people and peace signing
>>6507704
Was a good game, thanks for hosting
>>6507704
Thank you for the round, Host.
and Good job on your Victory.
>>6507720
Well, no, but...
>He glances at the black screen.
It may have some useful information. If a child that young was handling a black hole device, I need to learn more about the organization she's working for.
>>6507724
It sounds like your father is a man of many talents!
>>6507704
>Thanks for hosting m8.
>>6507732
Yes, I suppose it is. Would you mind picking me up a new pair while you go get some socks?
>>6507736
>You grins smuggishly
Then why haven't you taken anything out?
Is it that you want to keep trying till you can do it?!
>>6507737
Of course it was, why woudln't I think so? did someone tell you it wasn't?
>>6507741
L-Lifting people isn't an obsession, it has a reason... It might make no sense but it has one.
And, well... The peace thing... It might be just a phase...
First 24
>>6507779
DOOMGUY
>>6507779
Rosehip
>>6507757
I'm just waiting for you to stop pretending you're still injured and pick it up by yourself, you're not fooling me again.
>>6507779
Akira Agarkar Yamada
>>6507779
Might be bait kyle schwarber
>>6507753
>>6507753
Don't worry me, just give me a moment. i going to return...
>He leaves the thread
Right Now!! take it
>>6507779
Ana
>>6507772
What's the reason behind it?
>>6507779
Ranma Saotome
>>6507779
Penelope
>>6507779
Aroldis Chapman
>>6507779
Lenneth
>>6507779
Pom
>>6507753
Yes, Rolf can only aspire to be as talented as Papa is! Alas, in this new country, Rolf has to master the new technology if he wants to become worthy in Papa's eyes. Rolf cannot even order a simple cooked American cow on bread at the resturant with the clown and pit of plastic balls without sounding like Papa after a moonshine excursion...
>>6507779
Rolf
>>6507779
Umi Sonoda
>>6507779
Tabby
>>6507779
Shun Moritsuka
>>6507779
Anchovy
>>6507779
Araragi
>>6507779
Sanae Kochiya
>>6507779
The Doctor
>>6507779
Mirei Kudou
>>6507779
You Watanabe
>>6507789
H-Hey! I'm hurt, I'm not lying.
All it takes is for you to get the medical kit out of the bag and I'll patch myself right up!
>>6507779
David Ross
>>6507779
Rinoa
>>6507779
Lord Beerus
>>6507779
Sleeping lolis
>>6507779
Pandora's Actor
>>6507779
The Doctor
>>6507736
Is that supposed to be a threat?
>>6507753
...Why do I not want to have my thoughts about what that is confirmed?
>>6507779
Rika
>>6507798
Well... She's usually lifting Kagenui-san, who os too paranoid of touching the ground, she even calls it a curse, so she uses Ononoki-chan to travel around without touching the ground.
>Missed the entries and my internet is dying again so I need to duck out for now. See you guys later.
>>6507829
Alright, alright...
>Mirei searches the bag for the medical kit, takes it out and hands it to You
I suppose you know what to do...
>>6507853
I don't know... Maybe... Think of it as a warning.
>>6507772
No... It's just I haven't sung a song during a few weeks since I end up here, so I thought I could have missed on something, like a few notes.
It's kind of ironic considering that the song is about never giving up to themselves and just doing your best.
>>6507861
C-Cute!
>>6507885
>>6507856
That poor girl has to carry someone around all day? The fuck man? She must be super stronk
>>6507875
Yousoro, of course I do!
>Takes out a bandage and wraps it around her ankle
See? As good as new. You should probably put it back!
>You jumps up and tosses the medical kit back at her
Just make sure it doesn't hit you anywhere or I might have to patch you up.
Do it now
lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
right now
lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
>>6507883
I see, well then you have nothing to worry about, clearly you've still got what it takes to sing like that.
>>6507872
>No problem, later.
>>6507875
Lady, you are barking up the WRONG damn tree for threats. At the risk of sounding arrogant, you just don't know what you're messing with.
I HOPE YOU'RE STRAPPED IN
BECAUSE BOLIN'S WILD RIDE GETS BUMPY
>>6507910
Way stronger than you'd think, she can blast a grown man into pieces with a single finger...
>>6507930
kek
>>6507930
Change picture for schwarber
>>6507930
>goose
>>6507930
Rolf's eyes are screaming, but Rolf is ready for the massacre!
>>6507930
I understand that this is why I am even capable of participating in your game! However you missed this fine fellow, >>6507830
>>6507930
remember that there are people here who have been considering suicide longer than you have been alive
>>6507930
I have a bad feeling about the game...
>>6507937
KEK IS RIGHT! PRAISE HIM
>>6507938
NO
>>6507944
IS IT A GOOSE? IS IT A PLANE?
>>6507945
THAT'S THE SPIRIT
>>6507946
HE'S A DUPE
NO DUPES ALLOWED
>>6507953
I'VE BEEN CONSIDERING SUICIDE AS LONG AS I'VE BEEN ALIVE, BOYO
>>6507957
YOU SHOULD!
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE BLOODBATH
>>6507911
>Mirei catches the medical kit
Putting this back into it will make the backpack just as heavy as it was before... Well, since you are on your feet now, I guess you can handle that now.
>>6507924
A girl with a severe case of haphephobia obviously.
>>6507933
>Doll chan will never finger your ass
>>6507966
It is like the weapon Nana hangs over the sausage grinder! Rolf will wield it with his grandpappy's honor!
>>6507981
god these file names are great
>>6507958
Don't let her looks fool you, if you make her mad she could grab you, jump really high and drop you to your death.
>>6507980
Stop that.
>>6507930
No matter how bumpy, I'll proceed with elegance and speed! This time I won't spill a drop!
>>6507966
We're working together? Alright, take some of these and let's go!
>>6507914
It feels pretty natural once you got used to it, but that doesn't mean that you couldn't keep improving it, almost the same as handling a bow...
I appreciate the compliment anyways, but could I ask your name?
>>6507930
>>6507966
Finally, an useful tool for this round. and I'm sure that bow shouldn't be more complex than the ones on my home.
M-MOMMY IS SAVAGE AF
THE TITTY MONSTER IS PARCHED OF WILKIES
>>6507980
FEELSBADMAN
>>6507989
>I won't spill a drop!
M I L K Y
W I L K Y
>slurp gasp
AH!~
>>6507972
There's a hell of a lot more to me than haphephobia, believe me there.
...Not that we're gonna be getting anywhere just flinging threats back and forth.
>>6507972
>She salutes the girl as she puts the bag on her back
Yousoro! I still can't believe you weren't able to carry this bag. It isn't all that heavy. If I can do it, so can you!
>You pinches the girl's arm
...Wh-where's the muscle?
>>6507997
ROLF HAS KNOWN THESE DEMON BIRDS BEFORE! THEY HAVE CAUSED ROLF'S FAMILY GENERATIONS OF SUFFERING! RUN AWAY!
>>6507984
>Trust me, you haven't seen some of the best ones yet.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED
AND SUDDENLY THE TITTY MONSTER IS A KID WITH RANCID CURLY GINGER HAIR
THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT THEY'RE LIKE IN REAL LIFE
FUCK
>>6507988
Oh yeah I forgot you had a thing for lolis...
>touches her
>sexualizes her
>>6507997
You'll have to match my speed if you want to hit me.
>>6507988
You saying she can fly too? The fuck man.
>>6507997
>>6508019
...Demon birds? That's a bit of a stretch, don't you think? Tapioca's only a demon when it comes to his eating habits.
>>6507992
That's an odd comparison... But I suppose it works.
Anyway, I'm Koyomi Araragi.
>>6508029
I-I don't! Stop saying that!
>>6508037
Notfly, just jump really, really high.
>>6507997
Sure... Making something with them could be useful when the game ends.
However, I shouldn't repeat the same fault again.
>>6508039
Tapioca? Such a strange and calm name for a bird that has taken out two of Rolf's uncles! Do not be fooled, towel-headed boy, these birds terrify the old country!
I HAD TO HIGHLIGHT HALF OF THE SCREEN BECAUSE OTHERWISE I AIN'T SEEIN SHIT
SO ANYWAY, DEEG SPARES ONE OF HIS PAST JEGG SERVER CIRCLEJERK MEMBERS, NANA IS FUCKING BLIND AND QT ANIME GIRL DIDN'T START THE FIRE
Believe, HG.
Just believe.
The miracle will come.
>>6508002
More? So there are more things I need to add to the list of things I'm "dealing with"?
I guess "Idiot" should be added as well.
>>6508016
I-I don't have any! I never needed them before!
>>6508057
It's just a little scrape. Even if it gets infected I should be fine.
NOTHING AT ALL HAPPENED
MOVING ALONG NOW
>>6508057
I don't think it's that cold out here, but I can lend you my coat if you need it. No offense, but I'd gladly take that over huddling with you!
LENNY: DEAD
GREEK MYTH: DEAD
CHAPMAN: DEAD
>>6508080
5D PALI
PRAISE KEK
>>6508080
Please don't mind me! I'm not here to listen in and spreads some gossip about you two, but because of something really important, so just keep going!
>>6508064
Would you call someone who's both an engineer and a magician an idiot?
>>6508080
Alright, nana who is not Rolf's Nana, let us go find the necessary supplies for survival!
>>6508104
I just did, didn't I? I'd say it again, as many times as I can.
NUFFIN HAPPENS AGAIN
AT LEAST I HAVE PEKO ON MY SCREEN BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON MINIMASCOTS
>>6508125
I don't think I should close my eyes around those two. Well first one of them is a cat, and the other guy is..
I don't even want to think about that guy.
>>6508056
In that case, the old country must be full of the world's greatest cowards. My bird isn't the least bit frightening.
...At any rate, I'd assume you're Rolf, no?
>>6508064
Everyone needs muscles! How else are you going to lift up such a light thing as my bag?
Sounds like you need some exercise!
ROLF HURT HIMSELF TODAY, TO SEE IF HE STILL FEELS
THE LOLIS FUCKING DIE
>>6508051
Yes you do
>WORLD'S TINIEST VIOLIN PLAYS
>>6508137
Are you thick in the noggin, towel-head? Rolf has seen these birds devour Rolf's family's organs!
>>6508141
My schedule is too tight for me to make investigate something so uninteresting. I mean, I have important things to take care of, like getting new cards for my deck.
>>6508125
You can't keep me away forever. I'll come back again and again.
>>6508141
I'll run into someone eventually.
>>6508120
>She scoffs, procuring a can from her satchel and cracking it open.
It doesn't mean there's any basis to what you're claiming.
>>6508051
Surely it was a quite odd... that's what I get when I live on an old-fashioned home, practice becomes your everyday, and makes strange comparisons.
My name is Umi, Umi Sonoda, and thanks for spending a little of your time, Araragi.
>>6508125
The longer I stay here, I'm started to become more worried about this place.
MY MOTHER FINALLY GETS SICK OF MY SHIT
DEEG TRAGICALLY, TRAGICALLY, TRAGICALLY DIES
>AN EVEN TINIER VIOLIN THAN THE AFOREMENTIONED ONE PLAYS
>>6508170
That's one fast gril
>>6508160
You're just exaggerating. Naturally, I've got some doubts about *ducks* devouring someone's insides. I don't think Rolf's family is on a duck's food pyramid.
Nozomi
well, water is better that be dead...
NANA'S DEPTH PERCEPTION FAILS HER
NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS
>>6508206
J-Just so all of you know, this is an obstruction of justice, and you'll get into some deep trouble if you-
>Shun gets beaten to a pulp
A-At least can you do me a favor and try to avoid stepping on my trading cards? I-I just got them.
>>6508212
...That is a duck? Rolf thought that was a demonbird. Rolf remembers Papa taking him out to the lake to watch the ducks when Rolf was a wee lad. They are quite pleasant, yes?
>>6508206
Am I out? No? Then you'll regret sparing me!
>>6508209
Speed is a virtue along with elegance.
>>6508238
You killed me, but I'm not dead?
>>6508138
But I don't need to carry your bag all the time! Or at least I don't intend to do it.
>>6508176
Doesn't mean I'm going to stop.
HG plays DND when?
PEOPLE DIED N SHIEEET
>>6508241
Y-Yes. I thought that him being a bird was somewhat obvious.
>Akira sets Tapioca down on the ground and lets him waddle around
See? He is quite the pleasant animal, not some organ devourer.
>>6508256
post fast gril
>>6508263
Hehehe, lemme guess, you're the type to like pissing people off, huh?
>>6508266
I can get behind this.
>>6508266
You can't. That's a bannable offense
>>6508268
You know nothing about the demonbirds of the old country, towel-head. They are quite the masters of disguise.
>>6508157
Do you have any proof?! Huh?!
>>6508277
You're a bannable offense! Hah!
>>6508269
>Vibrates in place
>>6508288
>holds her hand
>Bolin's so mad he can't raid Ryu's *ERP* server that he takes it out on someone who isn't even in the server anymore in HG
What a sad child.
>>6508256
>>6508267
You never heard about that really wise saying that goes like this? "People die when they're killed" and I'm certain that you just got killed.
>>6508289
Ouch...
>>6508291
Dear god that's a fast gril
>>6508275
Of course not, maybe you just don't have much patience, perfectly normal for someone with no social skills.
>>6508297
maybe his mom found a butterknife in his room
>>6508263
Yousoro! I know, but how will you ever carry your own bag or groceries when you can't carry mine?!
It'd be a struggle, wouldn't it?
>>6508287
Well, since I'm so ignorant about these demonbirds, how about you give me an education? They sound like quite fascinating creatures.
>>6508307
Oh, it's just what it sounds like, after all you're the one insulting me completely unprovoked, right?
>>6508297
>implying that's the reason
I'm just making fun of deeg buddo, don't break your ankles jumping to conclusions.
Anyway, I could easily raid Ryu's server, I just don't want to anymore. ERP servers always turn cancer in the end anyway.
>>6508310
kek
>>6508298
I'm sure I couldn't have survived those injuries normally, but I'm still here so that means I must have somehow survived.
>>6508306
>Festest gril
>>6508325
Maybe you're just a ghost! Wait! I can see something!
Yes! Now I'm sure you're a ghost, because you're starting to turn transparent!
>feast
>nobody dies
WTF I HATE BRANT NOW
>>6508312
Alright, towel-head, Rolf will give you an education in the demonbird! They hunt together and will devour anyone who is too light in the noggin to know them! They have been feared in Rolf's country for many generations! Just the thought of the creatures makes Rolf light in the knees...
>>6508325
>reaches out to pet the festest gril
Bolin-kun, can you link me where you shit on Doomguy?
>>6508340
stop using that meme wrong
>>6508348
>>6508206
here you go yosugay
>>6508352
USING MEMES WRONG IS MY RAISON D'ETRE, BAYBEE
>>6508336
A ghost? If I'm a ghost then that means..
>>6508347
>Is too fest
>>6508311
That's simple, I wouldn't bring or buy more than I can carry!
>>6508319
I didn't know pointing out facts counted as an insult, you learn something new every day.
>>6508366
Rolf realizes his butter-churning techniques are irresistible, but please get away from Rolf!
>>6508346
How frightening. What formidable beasts they must be. Are the demonbirds just in the old country or are they spread all over? I'd hate to be cornered by one in this place.
>>6508379
Most people consider being called "idiot" to be be an insult.
>>6508369
Yes, it could only mean one thing!
>Pulls out a phone from one of his pockets
It means that I have to call someone to exterminate or exorcise you!
THE ANIME GIRL IS KILL
>>6508379
>A small smile appears on You
H-Hey! You're saying that like I don't need any of this.
I need each and every last bit and I know that you'll have to carry stuff you care for as well! What if you can't carry it all? You're going to call You to carry it?
>>6508387
Rolf has not encountered a demonbird in this new country so far, however Rolf is not going to set down his guard! The demonbirds could be lurking and waiting to tear Rolf limb from limb!
>>6508369
>slows down time
>pets
>>6508410
*You's face
Correction.
BEERUS
NO
>>6508394
I was thinking it'd remove my speed limiter. You can't exorcise what you can't catch!
>>6508391
Only if they consider it to be true, do you think of yourself as an idiot?
>>6508410
Well, if you need all that stuff that's on you, I wouldn't bring so much stuff with me.
You know what to do
>>6508433
This is what you get for attempting to capture Rolf, you stale end piece of white bread!
>>6508424
>Is pet
>realizes she isn't a ghost after all.
Aww, well at least I still have a life to live.
>>6508440
I replied to Vino
>>6508412
Stay safe out there, Rolf. I'll be heading out now.
>>6508434
Speed limiter? So you're just like some kind of anime hero who keeps their powers sealed?
Too bad that in real life there's no such thing, but your imagination is entertaining!
>>6508436
Very much the opposite of an idiot, clearly.
>>6508446
>drinks from your cup
>kissu
>>6508436
Y-You really aren't going to let go that you think I carry too much, a-are you?
I'm one hundred percent sure that even you will carry more on one day and then you'll see that You was right!
>>6508440
>>6508457
DUCK RAPIST!
>>6508457
Goodbye, towel-head boy and not-wanting-to-tear-Rolf-apart duck!
>>6508486
>eats beef right in front of you
>>6508440
i stopped the game to make this cancer
>>6508486
>dat pic name
>>6508497
Rolf wishes he, too, could eat beef in the new country, but Rolf cannot without the sense of betrayal...
>>6508498
My sides.
ROLF IS DOWN
WE FINAL 3 NOW
>>6508498
You're both underage faggots, you're perfect for each other. Feel free to quit the game and go back to Paul's rejects server.
>>6508458
Don't be silly. Just like there are measures in place to prevent an engine's full power from being applied so that it won't damage itself, the human body has measures to prevent someone from hurting themself with the power of their own bodies.
>>6508468
>Drops cup
>It shatters.
>>6508518
CURSE YOU DEMONBIRDS! ROLF WILL AVENGE HIMSELF!
>>6508518
Oh no, two girls, that's look bad for me...
>>6508540
>throws hot water at you.
>>6508532
I know that much, but there's one problem with it. You said that you think you would have no speed limiter while you're a ghost, but there's one thing that you forgot about!
You wouldn't have a body to unlock its full power if you're a ghost!
>>6508556
I think you confused the kind of water...
>Kick his ass
>>6508515
thanks mom
>>6508529
Paul's server is dead.
>>6508440
>>6508572
>blocks your attacks and cools the water.
>throws cold water at you
>>6508560
That's true..But I wouldn't be subject to friction either, so I'd still be faster!
>>6508582
Now, i am really angry
>Pretend to hit his face but actually kick his balls
>>6508594
But of course that's also impossible, because ghosts don't exist!
WHO WON? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
>>6508649
not me... Maybe the next time.
>>6508640
If ghosts don't exist then I couldn't be a ghost, so I must be alive then. But I already figured that out.
>>6508649
We know who won because you use the vanilla code.
>opens the thread door and quietly walks through the open door
>quietly closes the thread door
>>6508671
GARDFIEL
>>6508669
coolio
>>6508679
Yest it is I gardfief.
(You)
>>6508678
...?
>>6508678
>Overdramatic 80s anime music begins playing
GARMFELF, I'LL DEFEAT YOU
>>6508700
Y teh long fave stranger?
>>6508696
YOU ARE A VERY BAD CAT GARDFIEL
>>6508702
Ouh, I was gutting board around here anyway, lettuce begin.
>>6508682
>She throws a drink at the girl
Just be careful with the drink! I carry it around in my bag but it's kind of inflammable!
>You turns around to see her on fire
Wh-what did you do!?
>>6508714
I mybe bad anon but may rudeness haz made me stroker.
>>6508667
You did? That's surprising, but what if the truth is even more complicated than we first thought?
What if that faceless guy who touched you was also a ghost, and I'm just lying about ghosts not being real. I mean, why would you trust a guy like me, who's at least 6/10 on the shady scale?
>>6508711
>He takes a deep breath.
So... uh... what are you exactly?
>>6508734
I WILL DEFEAT YOU, GERDFELL
>GIVES YOU LASGANA, BUT POISONED SECRETLY
>>6508462
Then why feel insulted by something so simple?
>>6508473
Of course I think it's too much! You might think you need all of that, but I just see it as dead weight.
>>6508724
>>6508682
W-Why do you carry things like this in your backpack?!
>>6508746
Am gardfief, teh king of sunny funnys.
>>6508697
Rolf congratulates the behatted girl!
Rolf also thanks the host for these games of murder and fun!
>>6508697
Congratulations and thanks for hosting!
Next time try to get my name right. It's like one of my most treasured possessions.
>>6508765
I get what you mean, but now that heavy bottle is gone there's a lot of dead weight off of my shoulders! I should thank you, but I think I'm better off carrying you to the infirmary.
>You touches the burned skin with a grin on her face
>>6508757
>smell the lasagna
Huw can u difete me with my favorate foodzs, guive it heres.
>grabs the lasagna
>>6508697
Congrats, you. And thanks for the show.
>>6508765
Who said I was, huh?
>>6508804
Yes garfdeal, eat the lasegno
>>6508744
Trust is the foundation of decent societies. If people were always distrustful, everything would fall apart. Besides, all that stuff doesn't really matter.
>>6508697
>Twirls around and points her finger at the host
Thanks for the show! I really gave it my all, even if my performance may have hurt a friend in the end...
>>6508803
>Mirei screams in pain
W-What are you doing?! Don't touch it!
>>6508812
You're the one who brought insults up.
>>6508817
Now I'm kinda embarrassed. I expected you to be the type who wouldn't trust me, so I could've played around with you more.
>He lets out a long sigh
Looks like I wasn't destined to have fun today.
so who hostin next?
>>6508851
You're the one who bothered calling me that in the first place. I might be bad with people, but you aren't, either.
>>6508813
>eats a piece of the lasagna but soon as the chewed up piece of lasagna reaches gardfief throat he spits it out
Thas LAZAGA taest bittar,
>grabs the lasagna and smashes it in your face
Make u batter quan next time.
>>6508776
>>6508782
>>6508812
>>6508818
No problem, goys.
Here's the wincard, for (You).
>>6508882
okay, gumfeld sama
>gives you poisoned lasagna, but good tasting
>>6508863
You'll only have yourself to blame if you end up upsetting someone and getting hurt.
>>6508893
theysts bettar
>eats a piece of lasagna and swallows
thes tastst pretty ok-
>but before he can say the word "okay", gardfief falls to this knees and grabs his stomach
Waht did u dew?
>>6508932
I made it with lotsa of lov
and Odie
>>6508942
IM-IMPOSSABLE
>>6508919
It feels like that's a little irrelevant here. I mean in the last game I got beaten up for no reason! They were so fast, I had no time to tell them they would get arrested for it!
>>6508947
I have defeated you, Gerfald
Now I will steal your powers and hate mondays
>>6508948
It seemed like that might be the goal of the game, but maybe people are just jerks.
>Rosehip