HG Thread: Lord-Help-Me Edition
The problem isnt the games being boring.
Its that we are doing nothing but the games.
I ask everyone.
What enticed you to take part in this, then other forms of timewasters?
Was it that the game itself entertained you? That people were coming up with all these ideas, themes, innovative ways to use a cheap, random simulator.
Was it the stories being told? Seeing a wierd bunch of roleplaying faggots play as characters you know and love, seeing them interact with each, creating wierder but interesting tales. Even moreso that they were somehow connected to this cheap rng simulator
Was it a sense of the betting or competition? That winning felt like something and you knew that one day you orthe person you wanted to, would win that hosts game, that you would luck out and beat that cocky avafaggot who was so sure he was going to win.
Was it simply that you could still have a say regardless of being an anon or an avafaggot?
Why would people host when people would deliberately not even respond to them or even interact in the thread at all?
Why try to make a story when people will tear it apart straight from the start
Why bother betting when it feels like people care more about what the FotM scapegoat does?
All the shitposting about the games dying, about hosts getting lazy, about there being nothing good because all the new is cringe/cancer/whatever fucking buzzword you use.
Its just a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Now, shitposting isnt bad, in fact in some cases its good, it gives people the drive to prove them wrong sometimes, it helps stir drama which dependi g on how its used can be good or bad.
Look in the past few threads.
Wheres the betting? Wheres the storytelling? Wheres the interaction between people, Wheres the big games. The proms, the wars, etc.
Its not just the games as to why people come here. Its everything else thats centered around it.
Take that all away, and youre just left with a cheap, rng simulator
>>6498436
>>6498441
nice meme
>>6498457
Fuck yeah
>>6498434
Think about it, would you look at two of your real life friends and definitively say: "I like this one more than this one!"
No, of course not. It's weird...
>>6498456
>we are doing nothing but the games.
fucking what
stop right there
>>6498319
>>6498363
>p-please do, i got no one to play with ;-;
>>6498353
Horror, of course.
>>6498469
I want to fuck Selphie.
>>6498406
>i post my avas like a lot of times
>and you notice now?
>by the way this is the 2/2
>>6498296
P much this.
It's two people samefagging and others join in thinking it matters. It's also why Aussa and other similar fags get shitposted, because you all fall for it every time without fail instead of just leaving someone else's kids alone.
>>6498196
Another day, another ridiculous way to go out of this...
>>6498289
Well that was enough warming up for now.
>Stands up and sweeps the feathers out of her.
Be someone else's sun now, I must go back to my cave.
>>6498314
>You're a kek bringer Soviet, really don't beat yourself too much.
>>6498341
Hmm, I think I've heard about her somewhere. One of the boatgrils right? Sure, try calling her, not like it has anything to do with me. See ya, boy.
>Fumi teleports away cuz magic
>>6498370
This mad scientist still comes around, see ya
>And she goes away as well.
>>6498456
It was all the people and characters I didn't know. There's no fixing that
>>6498368
...
>>6498387 (hosh)
>I figured something like that.
>>6498400 (Soviet)
>Yeah I don't give a shit about that. I'm just explaining why you placed how you did.
>>6498403
> I respectfully decline. Sorry.
You've got it all wrong.
Let me put it this way:
The oldfags are still the same clique they've been since day one. One day they decided things have gotten stale so theyve manufactured drama between the two most popular people in the group. The drama is perpetrated all for the lulz while those not in the know pick sides and change the context of things as they see fit resulting in a never-ending clusterfuck of keks and hurt feelings. Meanwhile the oldfags all congregate in one of their many utopian chatrooms and eight chan boards laugh at the rest of the userbase dumb enough to feed into it
Post'em.
Is anyone hosting after this one?
>>6498420
>I'm easily in the top 20 of about 80% of the lists that have been posted and that's being conservative.
This post has more ego in it than in Hoshi's entire body.
Get off your high horse faggot. Don't forget that you're only relevant because some Korean tapped your puss.
>>6498487
byeee...
>calls her on phone
>tfw just wanted to make fun of soviet for a bit
guys stop
>>6498456
>>6498472
It's an OG Baron pasta you fucking retard.
>>6498485
How did you know about my ingenious plan of samefagging every shitstorm you get to see in HG?
>>6498288
>She climbs out of the slide irritated, and shakes herself off.
Tao didn't know that slide was full of water...
>>6498327
>Tao takes the tea, and hands Haruhi a freshly stolen 5 dollars, not knowing how much the drink was worth.
Here you go, Clumsy Lady! Thanks for the drink.
>She sips a bit of it, then hides it in her jacket.
>>6498340
Tao already got enough food. She's fine, mrow!
>>6498397
Then Tao will go back to getting chocolate for herself! Not Rabbit Person can change her mind whenever she wants.
>>6498398
Tao was just wondering how much money Ride Person could give her...
>>6498440
>She examines the teabag.
Tao will find some water somehow! This is pretty fancy compared to the tea Tao makes at home, meow.
>>6498443
The rings are too small, Spider Lady! Look!
>She hasn't bothered taking her arms out of her oversized sleeves.
>>6498494
>>6498495
First unlimited?
>>6498492
> I respectfully decline. Sorry.
Why?
>>6498494
http://imgur.com/a/Ha9In
>>6498496
She's welcome to get a refill any time.
>>6498495
Not that I am aware of, Dearie.
>>6498494
>>6498506
Why do you keep calling me that!?
>>6498505
I'm used to seeing the one I got him to post more often
>>6498470
>Coming from the person that treat her "friends" like pawns
o i am laffin
>>6498494
Die
Summoning Alma Elma
>>6498515
Well if you wanna then sure thing. If not I was thinking of hosting.
>>6498440
>She removes her heel from his head and steps onto a card in front of him.
No, that would be spoiling the surprise, I need to save that for a bit. Oh, and I'll be leaving you up there for now, you won't starve after a day.
>>6498473
>Oh that work for me, but I have to go for tonight, going out for drinks.
>>6498494
am still mad.
I will always be mad.
On my deathbed I will still be mad.
When the seas heat up and the world descends into global catastrophe I will still be mad.
In the afterlife, when I get to the gates of Heaven, St. Peter and his angels will ask me "/sanc/?" And my reply will be "Yes."
When the race of man is no more and the ruins of cities have crumbled into dust I will still be mad.
Ancient alien civilizations will find the smoldering, volcanic corpse of the Earth and decode the ancient secrets of the Internet and they will find this post and so my eternal anger will be brought forth into the far-flung reaches of outer space.
When the last tiny flash of heat in the universe dies and all descends into entropy, my hatred will remain.
>>6498538
Go ahead.
I'm busy shitposting, and it's way too late for a first 1111(1).
>>6498513
Kill yourself Ditto.
>tfw never above 30 but never below 60
>>6498524
ARE U FAKKIN SERIOUS?!.
>>6498533
How do I do that?
>>6498551
I don't really have check on how many are present but do you think 48 would do?
>>6498494
>>6498530
Keep up with the times kid. Save it in your pasta notepad so you can use this whenever the whiny cucks of HG are complaining about the "dead" of HG. You'll always get a few who fall for it.
>>6498534
>>6498542
>>6498526
Who? More importantly. How the fuck do I get this thing in 1 picture like this? I made one but it's fucking 12MB.
>>6498502
>Meanwhile in Kuga's retirement mansion
>Neko pics up the fun
You're speaking with the queen of nightmares, who dares to call this forbidden number?
>>6498517
I really don't want to talk with you to any capacity.
>>6498456
I'm just here to shitpost. HG is a great place to harvest asshurt and (You)s.
You must look where you are going next time, dearie.
>>6498498
>I don't play those games anymore but you don't care. Just finish up the hatred for me and move on.
>>6498558
I for one feel like I get treated like shit by you even though I've been nothing but kind to you.
>>6498577
The fuck did I do? Seriously.
>>6498577
Who added you?
>>6498575
Hello, I want to order one cute anime girl, please hurry up
REMINDER TO ANSWER THE FORM
LINK IN THE SORTER
SORTER IN THE LINK
http://hgavasorter.tumblr.com
>>6498574
You can try not saving it overly large like a gay retard
>>6498506
Well, I believe that's because it's from Britain. We use teabags so we don't accidentally drink the tea leaves. I don't know how else you would drink it, to tell the truth.
>He hands the teabag to her.
>>6498513
>10th place
>Tell me who you are so I can thank you.
>>6498539
>Laughing, he flips around and crosses his arms, speaking in a mocking tone.
Is that so? You're saving the surprise? Well, I hope you're going to make is spectacular, love, because my expectations are lowering by the second. I won't starve, yes, but I'll certainly be bored. Then again, I always have my friends... Farewell, love~
>>6498589
Wiggins, probably.
>>6498494
92. Finally a spot I deserve
>>6498574
You know who, you meme loving fuck, you figured it out the first time.
Also, git gud
>>6498603
Eh? I didn't do anything I think
>>6498513
That list is outdated
>>6498585
This is normal, anon.
>>6498585
Who are you and how so?
>>6498573
>>6498534
>>6498526
Colon three
A calm before the storm, I suppose. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6498608
Are you able to shut the fuck up for one second?
>>6498504
Bro, the moment Hoshi weighed in, it was over.
>>6498563
30 uids, even with a roll call I doubt we'd be enough for a 48.
>>6498582
There goes my wager.
>>6498598
You're implying I even posted that shit my boy. You got to do it with care and precision.
>>6498610
I wish I could git gud but this animeme is slowly draining my last will to live away. I just want it to stop mane.
>>6498622
You can say Junko... tipped the scale.
>>6498613
i think is fine how it is...
>>6498626
I think I'm just gonna start with 36 then. I can always bump it.
>>6498592
Nice trailer when you scroll down
>>6498614
Your video editing skills are better than mine.
>>6498524
>I have no words. Seriously, I'm at a loss for this one.
>>6498528
Because you look like Rabbit Person, but you aren't, silly. You've got wings, and blond hair, and red eyes! Just like Rabbit Person, mrow. No doubt about it. All Not Rabbit Person is missing is the bows...
>>6498582
This music is too high for Tao's ears, meow....
>>6498602
The teabags Elder Kaka uses aren't made of this stuff...but thanks, Britain Guy! Tao will be sure to find some water!
>>6498618
>She barely figures out how to operate the camera, much less get the physical photos from it.
>>6498633
day of the feet
>>6498632
it's just a glorified hot or not list
why would it need care
none of the lists matter, they are just the cool new thing to make this week, rather than making a game
>>6498627
Give it time, dearing. Knowing him, he will win this eventually, ahuhuhu~.
Speaking of that, we do indeed have our winner.
THE LIST YASUKE-KUN~! POST THE LIST~!
>>6498633
>blaming Junko
Like clockwork
>>6498504
So you tried and failed. The lesson is: never try.
>>6498654
You're just upset you're in nobody's top 50.
>People being so insecure that they genuinely get upset when they are ranked low on a ''friend's'' list.
>>6498657
Son
of a
BITCH
>>6498573
>5th place
>Tell me who you are so I can thank you as well.
>>6498619
>Good. Thank you, Red. That's all I can say.
>>6498642
...? The ones they use aren't made like these ones? Why, I wonder what kind of teabags you even use, then! Just as a side note; you kind of need hot water if you want good tea. It's an unspoken rule.
>>6498660
>Junko whiteknight
>>6498660
It's all he can do.
>>6498660
it was a stupid weight joke, it wasn't meant to mean anything, you retard
>>6498666
I only saw one where I was below 50 tbqh
>>6498573
>this week high on the list
Are you alright?
>>6498577
Whatever.
I hope you're happy, I really do.
Guess it was really dumb of me to delude myself into thinking you were my friend.
Post friends
>>6498632
Milo-chan, sign up for the white man shitposting ava registry.
>>6498640
<3
I'm just taking the lead before your magic takes over, Wizzy-kun.
>>6498660
>Implying she isn't the same as me
At least I'm not stupid enough to deny what I am.
>>6498683
I'm over here, dearie. You never looked me in the eyes when you fingered my ginger minge.
>>6498642
Wings? What wings!? Every time about the vampire!
>>6498657
I'm just counting the minutes until it happens. Thanks for hosting, darling.
Congrats Tao.
>>6498689
>Wanting to be friends with Cuckmina
>>6498588
I don't want to talk about it boyo.
>Finally home
>Decide to Hg and chill
>Oldfags drama,shitpost,Mugen cancer
Oh boy time for vidya
Congratulations, dearie!
>Muffet sighs.
I suppose in lieu of a wincard, you may have this as a prize.
>Her hand shaking, Muffet hands Tao a Spider Donut.
E-Enjoy, ahuhuhu~...
>>6498678
>>6498688
Hello, dearies.
>>6498590
W-What? Who do you think I am? Oh...is it you again, that weird buy who goes consealed as a girl...!
Oi, big chested boat! This is for ya
>let's the phone hanging
>>6498708
>Junko
>Oldfag
>>6498705
I did. I really did.
>>6498695
You always vent, never accept anything.
You are no better than her.
>>6498708
no one asked for you to tell us how much of a bitch you are
>>6498590
>>6498711
I swear to god if this is Aikawa I'm cutting the phone in half.
>>6498674
So you say, but I know better.
>>6498690
>Cappy
>>6498705
>not wanting to be friends with Cuckmina
>>6498709
Thank you for hosting.
Congrats.
>>6498660
>Hoshi ever taking responsibility for any of his actions
lolno
>>6498706
Honestly if you don't want to be friends that's fine. I just want to know what made you detest me so much. Especially when I deluded myself into thinking you liked me.
>>6498690
My nigga okarin
>>6498719
WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6498473
Ps4 or Xbone?
>>6498709
>Thank you as well. From both me and Alfred.
And, well, thank you for hosting as well, love. Congratulations to her.
>>6498654
Of course it doesn't matter, but hey, we're in a community full of insecurities, autism and all the other colors of the mental disorder rainbow so let it all run wild and free and laugh through the ride.
>>6498708
Come watch animemes wiv me bb.
>>6498705
>>6498716
And she's no better than me, it's absolutely delicious.
>>6498720
>I know
Muh sidez. They're on fire.
>>6498715
>LF
>>6498709
What have I done or not done to be this high on list? I deserve to be atleast 80 or below like the rest of the good people.
>>6498715
Like this one. I am low on the list where I am supposed to be
>>6498689
It's okay, if he considered you a friend all he would do is harass you with spam PMs talking about how much of a faggot you are.
>>6498715
what the fuck is this shit
Here are the stats, dearies.
>>6498715
>I'm banking on algorithm, unless there is a reason for me being that low, in which case I'd love to hear it so I know how to improve.
>>6498714
You can talk to me if you want.
>Friend drama
O lord WHAT IS HAPPENING TONIGHT?
FUCK YOU BOLIN
>>6498733
PS4
>>6498709
>>6498750
Congratulation. And thank you for hosting.
Lets get to it shall we?
First 36. Will bump if needed.
>>6498732
WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6498757
You Watanabe
>>6498711
I'd take you to- oh
>>6498719
Hello, it's me, Aikawa!
>>6498705
>not wanting to be friends with MATOI
>>6498705
I want to be friends with Kamina but he likes anime
>>6498689
For the sake of not inciting more shit in-thread, I won't refute you.
>>6498757
Desmond Doss
>>6498757
Artoria Pendragon
>>6498715
Who is this?
>>6498657
Woah! Did Tao make it? Does Tao get a free donut for winning?
>>6498678
They're made out of the same cloth Tao's jacket is made of, meow. Just about everything is.
>>6498700
Those aren't wings? Then what are they? Tao's even more confused than before...
>>6498709
>Tao takes the donut...
>And gives Muffet everything she got from the ATM (sans 5$).
Tao thinks that's close enough to 7G! Right? Thanks for bringing us to the fair!
>>6498727
>>6498702
>>6498738
>>6498757
Thanks everyone! Tao had a great time!
>>6498757
Taokaka
>>6498757
Beryl Benito
>>6498757
Classy Raven
>>6498740
We need MHGA Milo
>>6498748
Nah, he conversed with me pretty normally actually. Maybe that was the first sign he never really liked me.
>>6498757
Avenger
>>6498757
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6498757
Garnet
>>6498757
Alexander the Great
>>6498757
Mugen
>>6498742
>no better
Who started the drama again? Oh, it was you.
>>6498757
Lenneth
>>6498750
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6498757
Eggman-kun
>>6498757
Capra Demon
>>6498750
Sorry, who are you?
-listperson
>>6498757
Ken Kaneki
>>6498760
>*cough cough*
WAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6498757
Starman
>>6498757
Adrian Rollini
>>6498715
>making a list up with you on top because you're getting btfo by everyone
kys Junko
>>6498757
Comrade Soviet
>>6498757
Deidara
>>6498757
Corporal Adrian Shephard
>trusting anyone in this community
>>6498705
>not wanting to be top meme's friend
>>6498757
Pom
>>6498757
Mirei Kudou
>>6498776
>There's a whole lot of nothing on her back.
How should I know!? I keep getting confused for some creepy vampire lady that looks like me, it's not my fault!
>>6498709
Congrats...weird lady.
And thank you...sp-s-spider....
>>6498757
Kurumi
>>6498757
Vic Viper
>>6498702
>>6498727
>>6498738
>>6498757
>>6498776
My pleasure, dearies. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6498747
>Mainly because I know who you are, and I talk with you at least occasionally.
>>6498757
Muffet
>>6498757
Shalashaska
>>6498757
Blueberry sans
>>6498757
Ranma Saotome
>>6498757
Nishikata
>>6498757
Now i
>>6498757
Dorian Kaioh
>>6498757
Junko Enoshima
>>6498742
You're an idiot. I'd feel bad for you if I didn't know what a waste it would be.
>>6498743
It's true. I didn't stutter, "anon".
>>6498765
What is it kid? Don't you see I'm busy doing nothing over this retirement mansion?
>>6498757
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6498473
>too bad you can't play with me If you have any questions though feel free to ask
>>6498757
Alexsandr "Tachanka" Senaviev
>>6498814
>You Gorey? If so that explains it
>>6498756
Wish might come true. Specially since black friday sales are still going.
>>6498757
Beach Asuka
>>6498789
Don't talk about mommy and daddy marriage when you don't know anything, honey.
>>6498825
Come pick me up, I'm sleepy, you're fast right?
>>6498776
Just about everything? For some reason, I have this strange feeling that it doesn't taste too good in the slightest. I wonder what else is made out of that kind of cloth.
>>6498767
Come watch animemes wiv me.
>>6498780
It's already in its works, my boy. Just wait and I'll cleanse the plane as it all comes crashing down and the autism is burning around me.
>>6498829
Take me job. I don't need it anymore. Your RP skills will be miles above mine so I don't need to be here.
>>6498757
Review Brah
>>6498839
>implying
>>6498771
Of fucking course you won't. I seriously hope you're happy, because I'm fucking done. This hurt me a lot.
>>6498791
>>6498811
Again, my pleasure.
>>6498794
>Smolgo-
>>6498834
>That is what I assumed. I didn't think I wronged anyone in the community.
>>6498776
>Muffet notices the extreme amount of human cash.
O-Oh my goodness! This has to be more than enough to transport the spiders out of the Ruins...and perhaps even more sundries! Thank you oh so very much!
>>6498849
SOVIET REMAINS HERE, BRINGS GLORY WITH GLORIOUS SOVIET LMG.
>>6498848
So the only way to make it great is to kill them all
Good to know
And here it is folks. Hope you're having a good evening.
>>6498843
Goddamnit, don't you have parents or something? Christ. Gimme a sec
>Hangs up
>>6498875
>waits on bench
>>6498811
>Tao rubs her eyes. She could've sworn...
Hm...well, does Not Rabbit Person have a cat? Rabbit Person has a cat. It's an umbrella too!
>>6498869
>>6498814
>She eats the donut, and nonchalantly picks a couple spider legs from her teeth.
It's great! Tao loves it! Thanks again, Arms Lady! Tao doesn't need that money anyways, she doesn't know how much it is.
>>6498847
Towels, curtains, gloves...just about anything that's made of cloth, meow! It's really soft too! Feel it, Britain Guy!
>She holds out her oversized sleeved.
>>6498874
Tao is ready to rumble!
>Could be better in thread but I can't complain.
>>6498864
lol rip
>>6498874
This time, I definitely, really won't lose!
>>6498843
>>6498875
>>6498880
>Jumps through the ceiling.
I'm a boat with wings now. Come here.
>>6498874
It's been an okay one of my dude. How's your yours been?
>>6498839
How about you give me my ava back, hm? Asuka is wasted on you.
>>6498871
Aww. But then whining anons won't get happy when I finally fuck off. Can't you take my place? Not sure if PKP is good enough
>>6498872
Don't kill them. It'd be too easy. You got to make them sperg so hard they leave. It isn't that hard as they're all fragile and mellow souls seeking refugee for their insecurities. Just truck on and on, kid. One day you'll build that wall and kick them all over.
>>6498874
Looks fine. Now swap me in.
>>6498874
Give me a moment to prepare. I'm a little nervous going into this one.
>>6498894
Eh??
>holds on back
>>6498898
Just auto correct my shit up senpai.
No shit I deleted the word fetish from that post twice
>>6498874
Indeed, dearie. Shall we proceed? Ahuhuhu~.
>>6498887
Most likely quite a lot, dearie. I've never encountered this much human currency before!
>>6498874
Well, I'm having an evening.
Ready.
>>6498824
You chose this, Junko-chan. We could've been great, we could've been the best, but you didn't want that.
>>6498863
Nice memetext. I'm totally destroyed.
>>6498900
You're free to fag her any time.
>>6498615
Nobody they're just shitposting.
>>6498874
Hope there's time.
>>6498899
>>6498786
Can anyone remember when Junko RP'ed without causing shit in the same thread?
I sure as hell cannot.
>>6498887
I don't have any pets at all...I used to have a tortoise, but it bit me once and Mugetsu got rid of it....
So, uh...no. Sorry?
>>6498911
oh hey
them's nip nips
>>6498930
I do, but it was shitty lewdposting so it doesn't matter.
>>6498911
So desperate lmao
>>6498907
Hold tight, we're going fast to...whatever you always sleep. Ready?
>Hugging him tight.
>>6498874
It's been wonderful. I'm glad I came here so early in the morning.
>>6498887
It's that useful, hm! I wonder if this is like normal cloth. Maybe it's enchanted or something similar... I suppose I will, just to try it out.
>He reaches out to touch it, looking positively stunned when he feels it.
B-Blimey! That's simply INCREDIBLE! It's like velvet but not really! Where did... Where did you get this from?
>>6498874
I shall respond to these 'games' as a practitioner of Chinese Kenpo,
>>6498936
Mine was shitty shitposting, it doesn't matter either.
>>6498946
>image
>>6498901
>Soviet leaving
Trully the end of HG has come...
>>6498874
Alright lets begin.
>>6498887
Oh well, lets hope it gets better.
>>6498898
Its been peaceful. I've had the stuff done I needed to take care of and now I've just decided to drop by here before sleep.
>>6498902
Maybe one day and if someone did decide to swap you in.
>>6498934
>>6498941
Oops~! Wardrobe malfunction!
>>6498946
>playing fallout 4
I used to like you, but now I don't. How could you do this to me?
Can anyone remember when autists didn't shitpost for no reason?
I sure as hell cannot.
>>6498943
>tightly grabs shoulders
R-ready!
>>6498929
Thanks.
>>6498961
>puts dick between titties
>>6498958
W-What do you mean "fowl"!?
>>6498958
....
>>6498958
Stabbing a man like you takes some serious talent. I guess those push-ups I do daily really do help with building muscle.
>>6498958
Fucking rad.
Hey, thanks for hosting a game.
>>6498958
Okay, who crashed the goddamn plane? I'm sure it was one of you guys.
>>6498936
I rped her a good time ago. More than a year. It's hard to come up with fresh material after playing the same ava for so long.
>>6498962
Nice meme... if you're serious(I doubt it, pm me about it.
>>6498958
>Mirei takes a closer look to the girl
Wait a minute, you're not my darling, please forget about this insident.
>>6498946
Go easy on the vertibird grenades. They'll trivialize fights if you go ham with them but they're a great Fuck You Button. Good luck, wanderer.
>>6498970
>Makes a hole in the ceiling and flies away with Aikawa like mudafucking Ironman.
>Good bed baka
>>6498930
She only RP's with avatars she wants to ship with.
>>6498961
>rapes again
>>6498946
I don't get this, LF and Dachi shitposted too. I don't see why I'm so special.
You blew it, Junko. You lost me, I gave you a lot of things and you blew it. I tried to mend things, but it was lying at every turn. Now live with the mess.
>>6498958
Trust me, dearie, that will be a difficult task to accomplish. Ahuhuhu~.
>>6499006
Who are you?
>>6499000
Niiiight
>zzzzzzzz
>>6498958
Day one.
>>6498987
No problem, I kinda missed it too.
>>6499006
What is this and why am I this low?
>>6498958
Dat is how da game works, right?
I finally made one. If you're in the bottom tier it doesn't mean I don't like you, mostly I never had the chance to talk to you or maybe you use another ava that I'm more familiar with
>>6499001
Yuno is the only person I can think of who rps with them kek. Everyone else just ignores her like the plague or shitposts them.
>>6498955
Dammit... I can't with seeing that face saddened... Why do you care? There are better people out there to care about.
>>6498913
I don't think anyone in...uhh...Carrotsushi will take it either. At least Tao has this!
>She proudly displays her 10 P$.
But first, Tao wants to ask Arms Lady a question.
>>6498933
Then Tao hasn't ever met anyone who looked just like you. Not Rabbit Person is also a lot less grumpy than Rabbit Person, so that's a plus for Tao!
>>6498945
We make this in the Kaka Village! It's in...um...Cashiersmooches. Tao thinks that's what it's called, but Britain Guy should know anyways.
>>6498958
>It'll pass. In a couple hours maybe, but that's how it always goes. No clue why.
>She bolts from the start, and into places unknown.
>>6498992
What?
>>6498999
They're just for transport though... Are you thinking of something else?
Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community.
>>6499013
Try not to scream too loud, okay?
>Hoshit and Junkrat STILL this asshurt over stuff that happened more than a year ago
Funny how asians and women are about the same level of obsessive buttmaddery when you get right down to it.
>>6499006
I don't trust the person behind this.
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>>6499035
Just wondering. Bit weird seeing myself so high.
>>6499031
And I, you a question. But first, let it out, dearie.
>>6499013
It's weird to think we're around the same age and yet you look like you're a few older than me. Weird huh?
>>6498955
>Trully
You're the first one to get over that wall you fucking pendejo.
>>6498958
I thought you were my friendo Sophisto. Now we're here and you refuted my request. I'll let the Sophistorangers know of this shit.
>>6498996
Deal with it darling.
>>6499037
Just shitpost harder buddy. The time for caring is long gone and the cure is to flatten it to the ground as if we're at the center of ground zero.
>>6499037
I guess it's time to stop shitposting.
OH WHO AM I KIDDING, FUCK OFF GOOK.
>>6499018
My nigga!
>>6499022
Lie harder.
>>6499006
>pets while being asleep
>>6498955
Go join FARC ColombiANO
>>6499013
>Mirei thinks about the situatipon for a minute
Hmm, yes, I like your idea, they'd make a very nice couple.
>>6499037
Good saying. Sadly none will listen to you here.
>>6499031
Why do you keep calling me that!?
>>6499056
>>6499055
That isn't me, Jood-kun.
>>6499022
yuno is junko's shitposting lapdog confirmed
>>6499055
Jude, you're a real piece of human shit but at least you realize it and own it. I don't like you or respect you in any capacity but I still get the occasional kek out of you.
>>6499013
Trump has arrived.
>>6499031
I suppose it can't be helped.
>>6499035
Fair enough.
>>6499053
Well if you entered you might had a chance of getting swapped if I had myself entered. But the thing is I never enter myself in my own games because I don't want the chance of getting a win.
>>6499031
"In the Kaka Village"? "Cashiersmooches"? What a curious situation. I wish I was that clever, but I'm at a loss to what you may be referring to. Perhaps... Where is this "Kaka Village", if I may ask?
>>6499052
Yeah, whatever. I wouldn't read too much into what those three idiots said.
>>6499249
Yuno doesn't even care about Junko that much anymore. He equally dislikes anyone involved in the drama.
>>6499058
>tfw only spoke with you once
>you said i was cool
I'll never forget that Junko-chan
>>6499041
>Look how cool I am for talking down to both sides, it's like I'm automatically better than them.
>>6499246
>Rp's a warm hug at
>>6499240
>>6499053
Don't hate her. Hate me for getting her to like me. She doesn't deserve it, I do.
>>6499030
Yeab, but nobody besdies a very few I can count with one hand dare to come out of their way and talk to my avatars. Even if you're a dumbass I still like you, dumbass. I event took you to a prom once and honestly? I'd do it again.
>>6499240
I fucking hate the jungle, full of bugs and shit, no thanks.
>>6499053
b-but I don't want it to end like this :c
>>6499264
I don't normally post deaths but look at this. I know there's been higher but its still a bit amazing.
>>6499018
>The cocksucker put me on spot 49
I see how it is.
>>6499053
Darling? You have no right to call me that, please stop it right at this instant.
>>6499264
>Mirei looks confused
A-American? Okay, if you say so.
>>6499249
Can you please not drag me in to your arbitrary shitposting?
>>6499264
God bless the Queen.
You owed me this for the Revolutionary War, you bloody tangerine.
>>6499275
That's a lie. She never calls people she likes "cool". She asks them to give her stuff.
>>6499274
Bahahahahaha!
>>6499275
I wouldn't say it without a good reason. I mean what I say.
>>6499264
Hmph. It was expected.
>>6499277
>sobs while looking at a picture of the midfag clique
>>6499298
As I said, I don't really recall who is who, I never know what ava is played by whom
>>6499264
Why, yes, dearie, I would indeed enjoy living in America. Why do you ask?
>>6499315
>I mean what I say
>>6499264
It's really him! Donald Trump in the flesh! I can't believe I-
>is cut in half
>>6499267
Who says they're idiots? They could be fooling us...or fooling you! You're opening yourself up for an attack if you believe whatever's put in front of you!
>>6499018
>sharing a spot with two friendos and nobody else
this is good
>>6499305
Night one.
>>6499290
>full of bugs
>>6499247
That fuck off was meant for you.
>>6499257
We are on four fucking chan anon, what the hell did you even expect from me?
>>6499309
Yeah? Like what stuff?
>>6499322
I do. Even if your crazy brain won't believe it. My friends know better.
>>6499033
>They're just for transport though... Are you thinking of something else?
I don't know what you're talking about then, sorry. I'd have to fire up the game but it was some late-game (no mods) grenade launcher thingy I found that popped BOS birds in like two shots.
Whatever, just don't take any shit from the Brotherhood of Faggots faggots.
>>6499319
B-BUT I (ALMOST) ALWAYS SAY HELLO TO YOU WHEN YOU SHOW YOUR GAY FACE AROUND, YOU HON HONNING PIECE OF SHIT
>>6499264
I'm surprised he was able to throw me over the wall, what with his tiny hands.
>>6499323
I'm sorry; are you agreeing with me? If you're not, you might want to try again with a response.
>>6499264
Sorry. I was too busy shitting up the thread by myself to enter. Forgive me, I won't call the Sophistorangers.
>>6499281
I hate all of you, hating Kuga on top of you won't do shit, cunt.
>>6499290
You want it to be some romance story exit, bruv? With some giddy up ol' white horsey riding into the sunset? Fuck if that'll happen. This place is going down in only one way and you know what that is pendejoooooo
>>6499299
But darling, come on now. You don't like being called out darling on the sidewalks? Does it make your feminist whistle sparkle in the sun?
i finally got around to making one i agree with
>>6499329
Yeah, too bad their upper half aren't hot girls with big tities
>>6499319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY
>>6499290
T-thanks... You are too kind for someone like me. I just try to make you happy to repay you since I don't know how to really repay you
>>6499335
The projection is real.
Post your list, Junko-chan. I want to see me on the bottom of your list. I want people to see it and wake up to the reality that besides one or two idiots, you don't actually give a shit about them.
>>6499343
It would be more effective with a picture. If the sorter had the "Anon calling me a cocksucker" you'd be in the top 6
>>6499050
What's wrong with the spiders? Tao is trying to help the people in her village find a new place, but spiders are small. Can't they go through all the little cracks?
>>6499245
Tao already told you, silly. Maybe Tao should call you Forgetful Girl instead. It's starting to work better than Not Rabbit Person.
>>6499264
>She barely has time to react before being assimilated by the power of BUILD WALL.
>>6499266
The Kaka Village is right under...
>She's straining to remember the proper name.
Kickingswitches?
>She gives up and pulls out a battered brochure labled "Hierarchical Cities and Where to Find Them".
13...13...aha!
Ka...gut...su...chi. It's under Kagutsuchi, meow!
>>6499349
>top two
Now that is some irony.
>>6499338
I'll be honest with you: On survival mode, the BoS is pretty much essential for the power armor and pseudo fast travel.
>>6499328
i only save u because now you own me your life. having a fakkin soldier in my side is better than nothing
>>6499328
The Feast.
>>6499347
You are forgiven.
>>6499364
T-that's better. I still think you like your tongue way up someone's colon, but atleast I can sleep well tonight knowing that my favourite faggot likes me back.
>>6499366
Not you didn't! At least...I don't think...ugh, my head hurts....
Why do people like Junko so much?
>>6499344
Heh heh heh. Even in here I can't escape this kind of treatment. You see Raven, we're having our legs pulled right now. Someone in here thinks this is enough to get our goat, but the truth of the matter is we're too smart to have teasing affect us.
>>6499367
ikr
>>6499328
I wish Darling was here to share this with me.
>>6499347
I-I don't like that, only one person is allowed to call me that, if he wants to.
>>6499349
Thanks m80
>>6499349
And I struggled like a nigger teaching you how to host properly...
>>6499349
I live to serve, mi'lord
>>6499349
>may not kknw me as well
You could always talk to me. Have nothing better to do.
>>6499381
>Mirei passes out and is sent to the nurse's office
>>6499396
you're probably thinking of someone else pal
>>6499349
>I see I may need to improve...something.
>>6499366
Well, dearie, they CAN make it out of the Ruins. However, the Ruins are adjacent to Snowdin. The harsh cold and snow will freeze them straight solid if they attempt to leave by themselves, hence why I require the necessary funds to transport them out in a heated limo of sorts.
>>6499387
Because I care about my friends.
>>6499387
Junko and Hoshi hardly host or RP.
Dont get why people praise em.
I want to say I'm a female IRL so I can have a pack of thirsty dogs to defend me.
>>6499387
Free chicken nuggies.
>>6499349
At least better than shit..
>>6499356
T-they will be back...right?
>>6499387
Haven't you seen the lists? Most people are indifferent to her at best, with a handful showing they dislike her.
>>6499381
Day two.
>>6499349
>Kamina
>Squid girl
Your opinion of anyone is beyond irrelevant
>>6499388
Alright, who are you, and why are you acting so weird? I mean, you're not wrong, but...well, I'll just give you a chance to explain yourself.
>>6499349
>I'm not really a fan, sorry.
It's okay, anon.
>>6499420
It wouldn't be that hard to believe. Junko, Tricky and Souda can't be the only females here.
>>6499439
ok :^(
>>6499435
Kamina obviously
>>6499349
>Thank you dearly.
>>6499366
"13"? Oh, dear, this must be some sort of coincidence or something similar! I'm not the superstitious type, but it seems... Unnatural. And I...
>The gentleman's (thick) eyebrows furrowing, looking at the brochure in confusion.
Wait, that's not a place in England. Kagutsuchi is a place in Japan, isn't it? I only know so much about Japan, love!
>>6499360
You don't have to repay anything my man, just be you.
>>6499347
I WANT A HAPPY ENDING DAMMIT. Why do I have to repeat history in every community I visit? Damn this sucks.
>>6499419
I don't expect the ignorant to understand.
>>6499417
Me too, why did you lose me?
>>6499447
>Souda
>female
>>6499434
It's safe to say that those in her top 10 are dogs
You'll never know true suffering until the people in your top ten either don't like you that much or they aren't here anymore
My sides.
>>6499427
For their sake I hope not.
>>6499436
I didn't even know dogs could sing! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6499451
A happy ending usually costs extra, Kugs.
>>6499447
>Souda
Anon, I...
>>6499417
This is a lie
>>6499452
Then why did you hatepost her back on /b/?
>>6499452
Im calling like i see it
Why are newfags allowed to do the sorter thing? They wouldn't even know a good portion of the avas in there.
>>6499387
I don't know, i am relatively new on /trash/
>Maybe the ava
>>6499435
do you mean who made the sorter or who struggled like a nigger?
>>6499467
Eh, whatever. I'll just jump to another community when this shit dies, like always.
>>6499436
Night two.
>>6499476
That's why I ain't doing it in the first place.
>>6499264
Throw me outside a wall and I will just fly over it
>>6499464
Damn bastards managed to escape and left us here
>>6499381
Thanks my boy.
>>6499390
Well shit, darling. How are we going to solve this then? I wasn't really trying to make a move on you. I was checking if your tumblr blog would be updated as a vile evil man called you a word that's no longer acceptable in the 21st century.
>>6499447
>Souda
Boy, you're one gullible little shitter.
>>6499451
You already had your happy ending. You fucked a few guys here and there and then you cucked a shitty tsun to her death. It's fine, darling. You're doing what you do best. Cucking tsuns and eventually killing yourself and keeping some gay ass shota cunt in hibernation for a year.
>>6499464
You're on spot 69 on mine, darling.
>>6499451
Means alot and that prom thing just icing on the cake. You are one in the few you will be at my side and I honor that. I guess I am always in your debt. Lapochka
>>6499484
Can I join you? Aslong I don't have to learn ola ola
>>6499464
>they aren't here anymore
Please don't remind me of that...
>>6499447
Do people still believe that Souda is a girl? Yeah, if you consisder Caitlynn Jenner one...Maybe.