HG Thread
>>6480049
>It's not on sale iirc, but Furi is an absolute gem.
>>6480056
>gets naked
>>6480056
Faster than me you are, impressive! But I must ask about the local traditions before disposing of my armor
>>6479954
I'm already queued to be wed to my impostor.
I decline.
>>6480089
>>6480091
I don't think you're actually meant to give heed to it.
>>6480056
>>6480089
>licks back
>>6480040
>seiba makes a quick glance at the girl before nonchalantly trying to pat down her own ahoge
I am afraid I do not see the resemblance you're talking about, Emiya.
>>6479923
Hi everybody... Was a very tired day. The training finished with me
>>6480107
I'm already naked. There's nothing else I can do about it now. Everyone can see me in all my glory.
>>6480109
Nice little faces. I should get some of my own too.
>>6480110
>winces
>>6480056
No! No! Exposing yourself without any clothes is unpractical and might cause many problems on a harsh enviroment!
>>6480056
Well, alright! If you say so. . .
>>6480136
>moves toward your neck
>>6480109
Take it all off. Don't be afraid.
>>6480140
environment*
>>6480144
>puts clothes back on and covers neck
Now that the warmth of battle has settle down, I must ask for the one in charge of these never ending conflicts to step forward! One of you must bee the responsible of summoning the King of Conquerors!
>>6480107
No? Then woman, will you indulge me into the local customs? After all this country will belong to me eventually.
>>6480154
fug
>>6480131
>Alexander turns around to face the man talking to him.
You are the winner? You don't seem like the woman I just called for.
>>6480136
Good luck with that.
>>6480146
I..I humbly refuse.
>>6480155
Your mortals are so vile.
>>6480176
>No, that was a mistake.
Daily reminder that you will all die and be forgotten.
>>6480186
Come on don't be a chicken.
>>6480195
good
>>6480136
Surely you can just put them back on, sir.
>>6480158
This is no country, sir...but generally it's considered improper to be nude in public, as it were.
...Summon?
>>6480200
I will not abide your advances.
>>6480218
>advances
>>6480056
Okay.
>Gets naked
>>6480115
>Kiritsugu doesn't seem to notice as he keeps rambling on and on.
I'm more surprised by how none of your constituents noticed your body being subjected to the stages of pregnancy.
Or why she has my daughter's clothes.
Are you attempting to hide your motherhood from me?
I could see why, given my tactics, why you wouldn't want me to find that out. But, for the sake of our relationship working out, we should be able to confide in each other for the sake of being on the same page.
>>6480231
B-back! Back I say!
>>6480233
I will fucking murder you for defiling her.
>>6480237
>snatches your head and throws it to the poster below
>>6480056
>>6480192
Then I'll keep waiting for the next aditiont to my army to arrive.
>>6480195
The first one might be unquestionable, but I made sure to not be forgotten by the wride scroll we call history!
>>6480214
Are you saying there isn't a political structure within the limits of this area? Then nothing is in my way from conquering it for myself!
>>6480233
>succs
>>6480056
Joke on u!, im already naked
>>6480263
>plop
>>6480056
Huh? Normally I only do this kinda stuff for photo shoots and suggestive songs, but alright..
>>6480263
>>6480257
>>6480277
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>6480277
>takes the other half to the attic
>>6480233
I am not pregnant, nor have I at any point in my life been pregnant. I am mildly insulted you would think that I would be keeping something from you when I have already sworn to you my loyalty. Not only that but I do not believe heroic spirits posses the proper biological functions to even make becoming pregnant possible.
>>6480279
That's not getting naked, you stupid robot.
>>6480282
Wh-what the hell are you looking at!?
>>6480279
Get some clothes on weirdo
>>6480289
>>6480277
>takes head
>practices kissu
>>6480279
Go get some clothes immediately.
>>6480273
Aside from the very nature and how it works, sir? I certainly suppose not.
....where's the game and why isn't it being bumped?...
>>6480322
Oh, he wanted it all off? Alright, how's this?
>>6480325
Nah, not yet.
>>6480378
>kissu
First 24
>>6480391
Further down. Just to make sure.
>>6480289
>>6480300
>>6480337
Cease this at once!
>>6480056
少年。温度はかなり暖かい 11 月で,,,,,
>Unbuttons his uniform slowly and sexually.
>>6480400
Baited Akatsuki
>>6480411
>licks your exposed tum
>>6480400
Natsuki Subaru and a loli.
If you don't host this time around I'll thump you on the noggin.
>>6480400
>inb4 lele slices ur fucking eye xD
>>6480411
>kisses your neck
>>6480407
>throws head to
>>6480415
>>6480345
Oh my, you're staring so intently! I know it's hard not to look, I am created amazingly well.
>>6480401
Y-you're being so pushy...
>>6480400
Kaito letting it all hand out
>>6480337
>throws peppermint candy at
Shoo, shoo. Back into the retirement home grandpa.
>>6480407
>picks up head
Ugk, s-so weird. Where did your body wonder off to this time?
>>6480433
Now remove that black bar.
>>6480414
>>6480425
>Electrocutes you both.
>>6480441
Faggot.
Whoever made this thread is a massive fucking faggot.
All of you need to go back to >>>/erp/
>>6480436
I want to do lewd things with snek.
>>6480432
>catches head
>throws it back
Stop trying to pick fights with people you can't win against.
Post avas and say who other avafags' hottest character is.
>>6480479
gotchu, senpai. here's my meme team.
>>6480466
No way.
>>6480467
>>6480432
Stop throwing heads around! That's not nice.
>>6480489
Where's Shirou you cuck
>>6480464
Cool story bro
>>6480441
Now that's definitely asking too much!
>>6480056
>Look that everybody is getting naked
Oh, is that a bathhouse? Maybe i could take a shower.
>>6480244
>>6480274
>Puts clothes back on
I'm not sure Saber would agree to that, and wasting command seals to fulfill something so trivial isn't part of my agenda.
>>6480312
I've ran into quite a few servants since we arrived here.
If you aren't open to the idea of allowing me to be the judge of that, I could ask them if they're willing to.
That yellow-eyed servant seems to like food, I'm sure I'd be able to pull a few strings and get them to an all-you-can-eat buffet and win their favor.
>>6480352
Good, that makes everything easier! I will request all of you to peacefully surrender, otherwise the fight of your lives will take place on these nameless grounds!
>>6480312
Ohhh! Is that who I think it is?
>ISKANDER rides towards the little King of Knights
At last a familiar face appears before me! Nobody told me the gathering of kings was about to happen once again. Is this your doing, Saber?
>>6480500
he might be on the back 9, I dunno. He wandered off a while ago.
>>6480479
if dubs i reveal 2 avas
>>6480493
Tell Yukine to stop taking other people's heads and throwing it around and maybe I won't have to do the same thing to him!
>>6480400
>>6480479
>I'm doing vidya right now, but sure. The answer's pretty obvious.
>>6480489
Would fug the charmer/10
>>6480508
>moves your scarf
>>6480516
With all due respect, sir? I doubt anyone cares. There's no small amount of royalty here, either. And I, for one...have my own master of sorts.
>She clears her throat awkwardly, fidgeting with her scythe.
...In fact, I think many people claim they own the place.
>>6480479
>I have yet to redownload Breakdown's folder.
>>6480530
Yes it is.
M A R T I N
A
R
T
I
N
>>6480530
WHERE
IS
PRESIDENT UNDERWOOD
>>6480530
It is, but she's nowhere to be found on your wallpaper. You should fix that, you cuck.
>>6480433
...What? No!
I could find you a pair of spare clothes that I had on a bag... But, please just wear something to cover your body.
>>6480479
Still needs updating
>>6480479
Mine are all hot
>>6480489
All of them except for all of them
>>6480432
>>6480467
>>6480436
>On the verge of vomiting over all three of them
I-I beg of you...cease this...a-at once..
So have we had any newfags beside Asgore stop by lately?
>>6480517
Needs more Shirou
>>6480479
Hi!
>hi
>>6480467
>>6480493
>hands head to snek
>>6480479
I'm bored, meme me up senpai
>>6480535
>He covers up with his hands.
This isn't next door, stop it!
>>6480551
Please do! This guy's trying to completely strip me bare...
>>6480530
I'd fuck that cute blonde girl in the middle, desu.
>>6480544
I'd fuck Rika, desu. I'd do it ontop of her tank too. Or...maybe potato farmer Aussa..dunno.
>>6480553
I'd fuck bikko, desu.
>>6480554
I'd fuck mystery girl number 2, desu. There's just something about her...
>>6480563
I'd fuck pinky, desu. You should ship with me too, senpai.
>>6480567
I'd fuck the fagpire, desu.
>>6480570
>>6480479
>>6480557
>>6480564
>intercepts the head and throws it back at Yukine
>>6480570
>>6480553
Ruby a cute
Meme too hot tho
>>6480546
>No
>>6480549
>I-I deleted that folder a long time ago.
>>6480550
>Who are you talking about?
>>6480570
>O-Oh.
>>6480575
>lol
>>6480479
>As if I don't already know.
>>6480583
nice RP
>>6480479
>>6480479
Tbh why am I alive
Also ignore far left I decided against playing him for more than obvious reasons
>>6480489
G O
O
>>6480517
I'm a peronafag at heart desu
>>6480530
Gay alien
>>6480544
Aussa probably.
>>6480553
The one from the rooster teeth anime
>>6480554
Farthest right question mark
>>6480563
Illya
>>6480567
Master Roshi 2.0
>>6480530
Haru but I swear I'm not gay
>>6480544
Please ship Aussa with me
>>6480553
That red eye
>>6480563
Both of them
>>6480567
All of them
>>6480515
E-Emiya, forgive me if this may seem rude, but have you been depriving yourself of sleep again? It seems you are begging to lose your grip on reality. I have no interest in mingling with other servants, my only goal is to ensure our victory in this war.
>>6480516
Rider? You are aware this is not exactly the time to be exchanging pleasantries...
>>6480586
I'd fuck the qt with the silver hair. Preferably in front of kaito.
>>6480590
C-can I fuck tharja, dad?
>>6480583
>>6480593
bruh, you don't even gotta know my answer on who i'd fuck, desu. You already know the answer.
>>6480479
I suppose I can, just while I'm here.
>>6480593
>>6480596
>>6480575
>I don't get why she's so popular.
>>6480479
Ronnie is the hottest though.
Cba making a new wallpaper.
>>6480599
No.
It isn't worth it, trust me. Stick to the Toshaka heir.
>>6480479
>think we all know the answer to that one to be honest
>>6480573
>She throws a bag directly to him, carrying a set of Training clothes.
>>6480599
>Wanting to cuck poor Kaito.
>You're a monster!
>>6480610
>I think that Kazuma is honestly the cuter one between the two.
>>6480620
I want to fuck Corrin.
:^)
>>6480625
0/10
would rather fuck Baron tb.h
>>6480605
Tell me anyway~
>>6480608
The glasses and overall demeanour. She screams innocence.
>>6480610
I respect that decision. TT Bigby is a sex god
>>6480612
Buff Pratt is 2gud
>>6480620
Selena :^)
>>6480606
Tbh I'm so sorry Alfred, but i'm still fuckin btfo from that risk game..so I'm gonna have to pass on fuckin any of your avas.
>>6480612
I'd fuck Andy as april, desu.
>>6480620
Can I fuck that blue haired chick? Holy shit.
>>6480625
>Ship me pls baron. I'll erp with you as Lyna, desu
>>6480575
H-How'd you know that was a girl?
>>6480586
K-Kaito-san
>>6480590
Tharja I guess
>>6480593
Kaiji's a good choice senpai
>>6480593
I can't open yours so all of them are qts
>>6480489
>>6480517
>>6480530
>>6480544
>>6480553
>>6480554
>>6480563
>>6480567
>>6480577
>>6480586
>>6480590
>>6480593
>>6480606
>>6480612
>>6480620
Well well well. Where do I start? Some of you people make a decent effort, but it pretty obvious to anyone with atleast a kindergarten degree in taste that NONE of you can even measure themselves against the most talented, handsome and athletic WWE Superstar there is.
And if your answer is Seth Rollins or god forbid Roman Reigns - Get back in line because the REAL face that runs the place has arrived!
>>6480526
Two wrongs don't make a right. Stop acting like a child.
>>6480534
Because I'm basically engaged, I wouldn't do anything like that with anyone but Darling!
>>6480564
Than-
>>6480578
>intercepts the throw with her tail and catches the head
>flicks your nose
What did I just say?
>>6480557
>attempts to screw your head back on
J-Just try not to vomit until after I move out of the way, all right?
>>6480591
>N-Never.
>>6480593
>>6480596
>Wh-Why would you talk about my son in that way?
>>6480600
>Wrong, pic related
>>6480643
You think I'm cute?
>>6480575
Das gay Rack.
>>6480591
That's Sodachi "Ragi is a fucking fag" Oikura for you
>>6480593
>Christina wouldn't fuck Ragi
I cry
Also, where is Christina?
>>6480596
Greedy cunt
>>6480625
>
>>6480593
>>6480643
W-Wait, that wasn't Kaiji
You might be gay Ringabel.
Speaking of gay, I choose Ringabel.
>>6480544
Then I'll make them care! Whoever believes this unnamed territory belongs to them is more than welcome to cross blades with the King of Conqueros! I will make sure to not only capture their lands, but their hearts as well!
>>6480598
Why so? No battle is near the horizon, what time to greet a fellow King if not right now? Maybe you can properly introduce me to your master this time.
>>6480479
I normally dont like doing these but okay.
>>6480661
>>6480625
>>6480652
I guess that's a fair point.
Do you have any sisters? Other relatives? Members of species?
>>6480643
>Nozomi
I'm calling Eli-chan
>>6480479
None of these should be the right answer. They're all pretty shite if I gotta be honest. I should update it, it's horribly outdated. Oh well, I still won with my (You) farm. Upvote my blog while you're at it.
>>6480654
>Never
That's pretty fucking rude. I just want to spam my #Martin memes.
>>6480659
Oh I remember her. I'd fuck her. Can I fuck her?
>>6480651
W-would you hurt me if I said Dean Ambrose?
>>6480659
Christina is sleeping in a ditch somewhere, forever.
Blame Okabe.
>>6480662
Hey, I like what I like.
>>6480676
>Dies.
>>6480642
c-can you stop teasing me and fuckin fuck me, Rinoa? P-pls?
>>6480643
My dick has a female detector.
>>6480640
>Rings your ding
T-that's who.
>>6480676so..you're gonna date me and put me on your chart? a-about time I made it onto a waifu thing.
>>6480678
uhh..I'd fuck uhhh....the blue haired chick, desu.
>>6480667
Sir...why are you even interested in this place?
>>6480652
She's gonna throw up, so I figured I'd throw it at Yukine one last time. He deserves it anyways.
>>6480654
We're not wrong though, right?
>>6480658
Yeah, that scar really brings out your sparkling eyes!
>>6480659
P-Please?
>>6480678
I am gay for Komaeda.
And best girl from the same source as Rin's slutty tsun. And maybe Kirigiri.
>>6480641
C-Come on, man, I didn't have a choice. You took America, and I took Mexico - it was gonna happen eventually, y'know?
...You wouldn't even bang England? B-Besties?
>>6480651
I'll give you a nine outta ten, because no one can ever be perfect. You're gonna have to step up your game if you wanna go the extra mile.
>>6480678
>makina
Kys lolicon
>>6480700
I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Reddo. I ain't fuckin any of your avas and i'm hopeful that no one else will want to either. Please just stop.
>>6480712
I just wanted to talk shit with out actually getting hit..just like America...
>>6480479
>>6480523
>>6480700
2/2
Fuck it!, is very obvious that is me
>>6480678
Only if I can fuck Kiri
>>6480683
fug
>>6480696
No
>kicks your ass
That's for Christina
>>6480668
It has to be done, alright? I can't help it that this was the outcome.
>>6480677
>P-Please don't make me be lesbian
>>6480678
I'm gay for Hopeman and blue hair
>>6480689
Can you guess what the other two are?
>>6480678
>T-Tough luck.
>>6480696
>I-I guess not.
>>6480700
>C O L E T T E
>O
>L
>E
>T
>T
>E
>>6480626
>He gets changed into them in the open then looks at himself, it's a little too short and doesn't cover his stomach. The pants also don't really reach his ankles.
huh.. They're a little small, but thank you...
>>6480643
O-oh.. Subaru-sama...
>>6480669
>You like that hair style huh?
>But Ash out of the two.
>>6480724
>gets ass kicked
I-I really meant to say Araragi-kohai~
>>6480695
If I was summoned here it means this place belongs to the wide world I'm aiming to conquer. Take a look at all the warriors gathered here as well! They'd be excellent additions to my army, including you.
>>6480683
Why would a stallion like me concern himself over a streetmutt? Do whatever you like and sleep well, knowing that you lack eyes to spot real talent.
>>6480712
You are right. Nobody is perfect. But there is one man that comes really close. And it is your lucky day because you are looking at him.
Hi. I am The Miz. And I am AAAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFyZOn2t3A
>>6480700
It's against the law to bang children, dude. I'm gonna have to pass.
>>6480721
Man, but you talked shit too often and got hit by Mexico. You have to diss them subtly and not blatantly, you know what I'm sayin'?
If it's any condolences, picking Russia would have screwed everyone over.
>>6480728
H-Haru-san...
>>6480732
K-Kaito-san...I-I can handle all these cute boys surrounding me...
>>6480749
Sigh.
>>6480749
Sigh.
>>6480689
>Good choice, but you'll have to fight Aikawa.
>>6480703
>But Makina's pmuch a meme, so pmuch like all my avas. I don't see why you'd fug her tho, she's just a retard meant to fuck around with on the other way.
>>6480717
>CUUUUUUUUUUUCKIMA
>>6480724
>Deal. Where and when?
>>6480725
>Wh-Why does everyone want to fug blue hair. She's an autist and shit.
>>6480728
>;~;
>>6480737
>>6480479
Screw it, all the cool kids are doing it. Kinda of glad I didn't update it..
>>6480673
I have an entire family living in the middle of nowhere. They're kind of... Uhm, the tribal type though. Very traditional. I don't think you'd want that.
>>6480696
You can't treat a lady like that, even if she's just a head! Don't you have any manners at all?
>>6480479
>>6480725
>don't make me be lesbian
Fine, I promise you.
>kissu
>>6480732
>what can I say? I only play characters I can relate to irl.
>>6480749
>kissu
>>6480479
Eh.
>>6480671
Overeating intensifies
>>6480661
Thats quite the rape face
>>6480641
Top kek
>>6480637
Alright il give you an actual list
>>6480479
on mobile looking for a tree, can't rate others
>>6480732
Is something wrong with that fancy hair style?
>>6480762
Tonight, 8pm, at /tlhg/ to trigger them
>>6480768
Why not? What's wrong with tradition?
>>6480479
Ye yee y'all love ya boy Dandy
>>6480746
If I wanted to look at someone that was an inch away from perfection, I'd look in the mirror. You're, like... A mile away from perfection. I'll give you this, though, your theme makes up for all your flaws! Prussia, how did you change your appearance just like that?
>>6480749
Silver Queen.
>>6480762
You just explained why
>>6480763
Not even a little kissu on the cheek for your biggest fan?
>>6480768
Lady? No, she's not a lady. She's blue and have weird eyes. She's more of a monster than a lady.
>>6480598
No no no no. I didn't mean it like...that. I meant that they and I instead...
>Kiritsugu pauses, knowing he can't word this correctly.
J-Just...nevermind.
Forget what I asked.
>>6480779
Which one?
>>6480756
Wh-What is it, Subaru?
>>6480762
>kissu
>>6480784
>Yukine giving me the ghost dick when?
>>6480762
Hey, The question was what avas of whoever was hot. And Makina's hot. Threesome between Michiru/Makina/that pinkhaired maid when
>>6480781
Nagato
Would adopt Vampy tho
>>6480784
Inferior Mirei wannabe
>>6480794
>
>>6480775
>kissu
If ya boy ava has game and money I'll ship with them
>>6480781
Maidu, Nagato, Junko and that white square with nothing in it
>>6480783
I don't know who those are, but the white haired one.
>>6480784
Yukine-kun.
>>6480792
All of them. I can't decide.
>>6480743
>The smile seemingly stuck on her face suddenly seems strained.
Sir? With all due respect, I'd rather die than serve anyone other than my mistress.
>>6480783
>I think it's more the romantic aspect of the Pocky Day thing, actually, what with how they're all trying to get Dharc to do it.
>>6480793
Look at this college boy! Just got his bachelor's degree in looking like a piece of shit and already does IT think IT can mouth up against THE FREAKING MIZ! What's your name, hotshot? You are live in Miz TV!
>>6480792
>Kanaka AND Izumo
I-i fucking love you, desu. Like really really love you. Like I fucking thirst after everysingle other person in the thread, but you're legit the guy I wanna ship with.
>>6480781
I wanna take cayde 6 and hunt some Vex with him
>>6480800
I...I-I just...
>>6480806
>
>he sees your panties
>>6480756
Don't worry, it's not so bad, you get used to being surrounded by so many cute people! But then you realize.. S-subaru-sama, you're cute too..!
>>6480777
>You're a tsun in real life?
>>6480785
N-not at all garry, I just found it funny how they matched.
>
S-see I can have that hair style as well..
>>6480789
>/tlhg/
>triggering
>Yeeeeeeeee, I like where this is heading. I'm game.
>>6480794
>I forgot you're into that shit :^)
>>6480781
>Nagato
>>6480784
>They're all shit kys faggot. I'd bang the Ayase.
>>6480792
>Toblerone.
>>6480800
>O-Oh
>>6480803
>Prolly never. I think the VN has shit between certain combos but iunno. I only played it for the story, if I wanted the porn CGs I would've just googled em up.
>>6480781
Nagato. Definitely Nagato.
andmaybethespooderandchocolatetits
>>6480489
None
>>6480517
The first one
>>6480530
None
>>6480544
The second one
>>6480553
The second one
>>6480554
???
>>6480563
The last one
>>6480567
The last one
>>6480577
None
>>6480586
The 2 on the right
>>6480590
None
>>6480593
None
>>6480606
None
>>6480612
N O N E
>>6480620
The last one
>>6480643
The third one
>>6480669
TRAPS
>>6480678
The sixth
>>6480815
College? Just because I look nineteen doesn't mean I AM nineteen, thank you very much! And I'm pretty friggin' sweet stuff, myself! I'd take you on any day, any time!
My name? Alfred. Also known as THE. UNITED. STATES. OF. AMERICA. Does that ring any bells?
>>6480667
>seiba relaxes slightly at your words
I see, so you are not here to fight... However, my Master is not present at the moment. She is currently at home resting. I will let her know you wish to speak, however she may be wary of this. Many people of this age do not understand the honor that we hold as kings.
>>6480797
Understood.
Incidently, how is Irisviel fairing? Is she well?
>>6480798
All three.
>>6480835
Can you whip out Komaenigger again to shitpost people?
>>6480840
>Wanting to fuck a lil' blonde girl
>You're the worst kind of degenerate, desu
>>6480479
No one replying to da "2/2", Fakkin shit!
>>6480606
Wonder Bread is pretty American right?
>>6480792
The old man could use some bread.
>>6480784
Yukine, just him.
>>6480783
The first one could use some bread.
>>6480781
Vampy and the Spider could use some dough.
>>6480771
Goat boy.
>>6480765
The empress or whatever, would bread with.
>>6480749
Ghastly.
>>6480722
Blue sans is pretty cute, here have some bread.
>Throws bread.
>>6480700
Red. Obviously. Here have some bread.
>>6480620
Hitler obviously.
>>6480612
Megaman.
>>6480593
Wolf-man.
Boy there's quite a handful of you.
>>6480833
>No...yes
>>6480812
Hiita, Fairy Iris (one way heroes), Disgeaa Succubus, claudia ortensia (fate), sir integra (hellsing), helga sinclair (disney atlantis), lalaco godspeed (space patrol luluco), faith connors (mirror edge) respectively.
Too bad claudias married to a sociopath suburu-kun.
>>6480829
You just what? Come on! You can tell me anything!
>>6480835
>Tucks into bed
>>6480856
>O-Okay.
>>6480840
>Sheath? You could have just said 'the blond'.
>>6480806
>>6480812
>>6480835
>>6480837
You all have someserious issues that need attending.
>>6480825
>tfw nobody to play destiny with
>>6480842
>While Alfred was rambling and boasting, The Miz casually picks up a folding chair and hits him in the face with it.
Took way to long with your answer, so I'm going to cut this interview short, Alfred. A stupid name for a stupid idiot. How fitting. I take shits that are more awesome than you.
>>6480840
You'll have to fight Nepgear for that one
>>6480835
Don't be late fag
>>6480829
Die, pervert
>>6480856
You got your fags mixed up, gayboy
>>6480869
At least this bread person notice it
>>6480833
>blushes and looks away
I-I'm not cute! My eyes are too...scary...
>>6480835
>It's the taste of men and gods
>>6480840
>She's thicc and ara ara. She's the best option besides the one question mark
>>6480840
Where I can make a team pic?
>>6480840
>She's too goddamn popular.
>>6480765
>Something something Rika something something hatefuck.
>>6480897
Use this thing
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>6480781
vampy
>>6480869
gay
>>6480812
>This is a correct answer.
>>6480816
>You wanna ship with a lot of things, Rider-san. Maybe in the next life you'll both be together.
>>6480835
>Thanks for reminding me I have to remove her from my chart.
>>6480856
S-Sorry
>>6480874
I change my mind then. I only like woman that ignore me or make me run away.
>>6480878
So do you.
>>6480881
How about an eskimo kiss?
>>6480878
I-I know, right? Damn perverts...
>>6480869
It is pretty American, which is why I have to give Bread Man a ten outta ten!
>>6480879
>Alfred just stumbles to the ground, glasses falling right next to him. Wiping his eyes and picking up said glasses, he stands up and glares at The Miz.
Damn, it's nice to know that you listened to me. You keep saying things that I've already heard before, and it's pretty... Boring, in all honesty. No one can be awesomer than America itself.
>>6480791
Is not the kind of traditions you're thinking of, really. It's more likely when you get there you'll be drugged up and used as a communal husband.
Its not as nice as you think it sounds.
>>6480794
She's not a monster. Can you say anything at all that isn't rude?
>>6480869
>That's sorta homo.
>>6480902
Thank you
>>6480848
You best not let Raven see, then.
>>6480869
>>6480765
I want to pet the Fighter
>>6480909
How about you just do that with someone else and think about me, that should be enough.
>>6480909
I'll hand back that model ship that I repaired if you tell me what issues I need to work on.
>>6480913
Let them dream.
>>6480781
>>6480871
Jerk..
>>6480895
But being cute isn't just about eyes! I mean your hair.. It looks soft and cute.
>>6480914
Are you sure about that? Because the harsh reality just literally hit you in the face. America would be weeping streams of tears the size of the Niagara Falls if The Miz would be out of action to entertain the masses everyone week on the best pro wrestling show in The United States of America! SMAAAAAAAAAAACKDOOOOOOOOOOWN LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
>>6480833
At least you don't have possessed hair or something...
>>6480941
Y-You can be sure they dream about it... Maybe on a daily basis.
>>6480814
Eh? You are already someone else's loyal warrior? Hmm, then I'll just have to find this mistress of yours first!
>>6480844
It is that woman Waver called "Einzbern", yeah? Very well! I'll let you decide the appropriate time to assemble. As for this country and its people, I already have a plan!
>>6480953
>>6480908
If I had to choose then I'd choose Satou-san and the MILF.
>>6480935
Or how about we do this thing for real? I promise I won't tell.
>>6480941
You're perfect and you need nothing else in life to make me think any higher of you.
>>6480917
Then how do you explain the blue skin, removable head, and all around scary look?
>>6480956
Astounding observation captain obvious.
>>6480851
>It's all IC mane. It's just that it's banter, but often banter is misunderstood and people lose their shizzle and spill the spagheddi
>>6480856
>You've got the wrong faggot there, gay.
>>6480876
>Sleeps
>>6480878
>Get to it :^)
>>6480881
>How many hours is that from now? I gotta put an alarm to trigger them lolicons.
>>6480895
>I'm surprised nobody picked Najimi to be fair with ya.
>>6480908
>O-Oh, b-but what about Najimi then? Who will I use as a slave now?
>>6480983
>>6480966
Yeah, I'm sure of that. Without us, you'd just be another part of the scenery that no one takes notice of. While you may have been the person that entertained us everytime you appeared on TV, who was the guy that made you who you are, again?
Let me give you a hint. He's beauty, he's grace, he's Mister United States!
>>6480869
>The Empress accept your bread with kindness.
>>6480900
>Uh... no, go cuddle the dragon to release those urges.
>>6480931
>
>>6480977
Not a warrior, sir. A gatekeeper.
>She briefly takes the scythe off her shoulder.
And with all due respect, if your plan is to beat her in to submission...that won't work, either.
>>6481003
Which is exactly why your Komaenigger is great. People get so easily triggered.
>>6481003
Najimi is best girl but I my sister is better.
>>6480988
Telling isn't the problem, I wouldn't want to stay alive if I did that.
>>6481003
> 4, but I'm gonna go fuck around with my mates, so don't blame me if I'm late :^)
>>6480956
Y-You can touch it if you want...
>>6480971
Possessed hair? Is that the hair that's messed up in the morning? Like.. Extreme bedhead?
>>6480990
I'm not a captain.
>>6481013
>pets
>>6481003
>But Najimi-sama has long left this place! Of course eyebrows-chan would leave without her master around :(
>>6481013
>punches
>>6481003
Because she's shit.
>>6481030
We can go behind the school and do things to each other~
>>6481044
>blocks
>>6481003
>G-Good bed.
>>6481039
>not a captain
>What is "Portrait of the Pirate F"?
>>6480489
Hilda for obvious reasons
>>6480517
Gary Oak
>>6480530
Swan man
>>6480544
Aussas hottest, lambdas cutest
>>6480553
Elphelt
>>6480554
Question mark
>>6480563
Rights cute
>>6480567
4th looks classy
>>6480577
Panzer/ we blitzkrieg now
>>6480586
Far right
>>6480590
Tharja. Love explosionmage though
>>6480593
Alice, but far rights pretty classy
>>6480606
Left
>>6480612
Ronnie
>>6480620
Peri of course, though shout out to nidai.
>>6480642
Would shitpost for rinoas honor
>>6480643
3rd obviously
>>6480678
Mami
>>6480700
Chara.
>>6480722
All too cute
>>6480749
Would spook/10
>>6480765
Left
>>6480771
Insert muffet rape joke here
>>6480781
Zest
>>6480784
>Revy was ayase and balalika
Stop taunting me with this good taste
>>6480792
Witch or dandy.
>>6480909
Integra or lalaco then
>>6480977
Mm, yes, that is her name. I will let you know once I get her answer.A plan? ...Dare I ask what exactly did you had in mind?
>>6480974
That's a disturbing thought Araragi. I for one do not care what perversions they may think of as long as they keep it to themselves.
>>6481003
>to what?
>>6480988
Flattery won't get you far with me. In any case, Subaru, I repaired the model where you broke it and placed it in a case. Display it with pride and please be careful with it.
>hands back the model except this time it's in a case
After looking at all these wallpapers it strikes me how characters I find interesting belongs to the same guy, and how characters I find boring/bland also belongs to the same guy. It 's really not about the character but who plays it. And no, I didn't know who's who beforehand.
>>6481012
>The Miz is too busy playing with his custom made '' I AM AWESOME'' cellphone, only sparing Alfred a few boring looks.
Incase you have not noticed. America loves me and will continue to do so untill The Miz stops making live appearances on TV. America and it's people can only handle this much AWESOME before they..I don't know, fall dead in amazement as to how one man can be this amazing?
Now get the fuck off my set. I am expecting morei mportant guests for Miz TV today.
>>6481066
Name a few examples...j-just for clarification
>>6481066
Could you give some examples?
>>6481039
I'm not sure a priestess told me that I have possessed hair
Please give me (You)'s and tell me how great I am.
>Gets out from the bag.
>>6481039
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
>>6481005
>pulls ears
So cute and innocent.
>>6481059
Lalaco sounds silly, so I'll go with that.
>>6481064
The thing is I don't have anywhere to put it. If I leave it out in the open someone might smash it.
>>6481013
>What dragon?
>>6481059
>Charmer incest never.
>>6481091
Mein Führer will always be the one person in my heart.
>>6481059
>Th-thanks. Gotta use them more often.
>>6481091
kys Nohrian scum
>kissu
>>6481046
Y-You're strating to worry me, Subaru-chan... Stop that at once.
>>6481064
Aren't you worried might try to make those fantasies a reality?
>>6481091
>kys Ramsalt and let me fuck Kuuko
>>6481059
You're referring to England, right? Aw.
Give him some tea and scones and he'll consider it. Just for you.
>>6481073
Eh, I won't lie that you're pretty cool until you start being all mean and all that crap. I'd have dropped dead a long while ago if it weren't for that fact that I'm practically awesome incarnate.
Yeah, no. You were the fella that approached us first, so YOU can get off your own set.
>>6480700
>>6480722
>tfw you notice more than half of you're avas are not 18+
Da fak is this
>>6481015
Brute force will always be my last resort! If I am to cross the gates you protect only a civilized reunion among leaders will happen first.
>>6481061
I've veen keeping my eyes open around here before announcing my official arrival, and I've come to the conclusion I must seize this arena to raise the strongest soldiers for my army!
>Big and wide smile on his face
That will be the goal of Iskander the Great! What do you think?
>>6481117
>attempts to punch again
>>6481027
>Yeah well, can't help that, really. I'm just used to living in an environment where it's either be a cunt or end up being the one in shit so it all adds up to just bringing banter to the table. Just gotta mallow up and take it as banter, not as attacks or actual hate/dislike.
>>6481028
>You better mean Youka-chan. I'd tap that till she kills me.
>>6481030
>Well fug, take a tequila shot for me, will ya? I'll prolly be here cuz I only have to drive for a bunch of idiots today but getting a bottle of bacardi in return so it's worth it.
>>6481042
>I'll bring her back and enslave you once again :v)
>>6481046
>That is fuckin' rude man. You don't hear me barging in telling you Nozomi is shit... Oh wait, I did.
>>6481054
>You too, but I am already #woke.
>>6481059
>Blockhead? Fuckin' for real?
>>6481064
>Uhh, spoder for someone with sexual puns you didn't get that one? Fuckin hell mane.
>>6481066
Well yeah. You can have two people play the same character, and more often than not, they're gonna play it differently.
>>6481115
>walks behind you and starts massaging your back
What's wrong Araragi-kohai? Are you afraid you'll like it?
>>6481131
>Nozomi ain't shit nigga, YOU'RE shit.
>>6481131
I love my sisters both very much!
>>6481131
>Implying you will :^)
>I'd rather have you bring back Kurumi, then I'll consider using brows-chan again because the anime is aring next year.
>>6481101
Make room for it or find somewhere to place it.
>>6481115
If they try anything without my consent I'll break them.
>>6481131
>I wasn't paying attention ;-;
>>6481125
>She laughs quietly, covering it with her hand.
The mistress isn't one to answer a hearing. You'd have to get through me to meet her unless she wanders out on her own.
>>6481121
>
>>6481123
>The Miz opens a secret trapdoor right under your feet, the fall isn't deep, but as soon as you step up, the lights in the room dim...And you can hear church bells in the distance accompanied by the clash of thunder
>>6481091
I already did you baka, what is it with you and tsuntails? Why do I also share this?
>>6481103
>one day, when im drunk enough to not worry about my shit (e)rp.
>>6481117
I assume so
>>6481131
If you mean dandy, yes. Never underestimate pure confidence
>>6481138
I want to know what avas of mine you think are shit or how.
>>6481139
"So, you're the lubber maggot who summoned me huh?"
>>6481138
Ease of mind mostly
>>6481131
>I'll take a suicide shot and regret my life decisions just for you
>>6481139
>turns around and kicks Subaru away
Go away you freak! I'm leaving!
>>6481146
T-T-That's good to know... Y-Yeah, good to know you can keep yourself safe... I-I gotta go now, so see you around...
>>6481166
>Goodbye
>>6481166
Why leave so soon? Did I make you uneasy?
@6481159
>Implying that redhaired turbobitches are not the best
>>6481146
>he gives it back
How about you keep it instead? I think you'll take better care of it anyways. Women are pretty good at doing that kind of stuff.
>>6481159
Lubber maggot? I think you have the wrong person. I'm Subaru. It's nice to meet you Lululu-tan.
>>6481166
Don't leave Araragi! It's just fun and games and stuff! We don't have to go too far if you're not comfortable!
>>6481172
>Still it doesn't justify the shit story on Revelation, or the whole other routes.
:^)
>>6481155
>Alfred just lets it all happen with a concerned gaze on his face, not exactly knowing what to do. Is he still on the set? Is this an exit? Why make something so elaborate if he's supposed to be off the set? He just stands there, looking around in apprehension.
...What's going on?
>>6481139
>I'll pick up Kanaan and show you how to play a blue haired bimbo bruv.
>>6481143
>Fuckin knew it was you. Youka's the hottest in the show though. Fiesty lil' thang.
>>6481145
>I think there's a new season of Date-a-Live airing soon enough. So maybe when I get new caps or she has some development cause sifting through S2 was horrible and I genuinely got bored of being edgy.
>>6481146
>Figures :^)
>>6481159
>I meant Mami with her head being replaced by an invisible block :v)
>>6481166
>Sounds like a deal. Take 6 and try to break my record, it might do you well, which it didn't for me...
>>6481200
>When you are accustomed to the darkness, you can see two white eyes staring at you, coming from a man nearly 7 foot tall
''Buckle up, Freddy!''
>The giant of a man proceeds to chokeslam and Tombstone Piledrive you through countless of tables, chairs, ladders and commentator tables.
>>6481197
h-hayai!
>>6481147
Is that a challenge towards the King of Conquerors? Good! Once my campaign reaches the foreign lands you come from, I expect the local gatekeeper to be more than ready!
>>6481038
Alright.. S-subaru-sama..
>He hesitates before before running his fingers through Subaru's soft hair.
.. It's nice.
>>6481058
Hey, I die in that!
>>6481059
>Cries.
>>6481085
Huh.. Maybe because it's purple? But purple is supposed to be a royalty color..
>>6481096
I already know people think I'm an idiot so it's alright.
>>6481197
>Tfw Takumi is an emo edgelord on Revelations
>He actualyl has common sense
:^^^^^^^^^^) Stay mad, pineapple head
>>6481205
>you do that and I'll do something you and I will both regret
>>6481236
>
K-Kaito, you're too rough with me...
>>6480844
She's fine. Just wasting time at the camp.
But, on to a more important subject, I located another master.
She's a brunette named Hakuno Kishinami. Am amnesiac.
I only found about her because her servant, another saber class, ran her mouth off about her.
She's worth keeping an eye on, to say the least.
>>6481184
Psychopaths or pyromaniacs are better. Girl needs to kick ass and look good doing it
>>6481205
Oh, of course i love mami. 20 billion flintlock rifles, whats not to love besides her head :^)
>>6481191
If I have the wrong person then im going. You arnt even worth the slaves who made this coat.
>>6481236
>Cry harder kaito the tears sustain me
>>6481205
I'm not ashamed of my feelings for my sisters both are just as cute.
>It's also not hard to determine it wasn't me with the way I said it.
>>6481205
>Choosing Konan instead of Mari.
It's like you don't want to be SHINY
>>6481205
...
>>6481191
>hands it back
I specifically gave it to you and I intend on you keeping it.
>>6481205
>d-don't bully me
>>6481159
>I mean like, in a literal sense
>>6481227
>She speaks with a notable air of pride, placing her scythe back on her shoulder, and her other hand on her hip.
King or not, sir! No mere human could hope to stand against me!
>>6481236
Y-You're not an idiot, Kaito
>>6481220
>He sighs, staring at the man with an unamused stare.
...Ah, man, this is the last time I ever get involved with wrestling--
>Alfred then proceeds to be slammed into the chairs, tables, and what-have-you with nothing less than a smile on his face. He doesn't seem to be reacting to it, apart from a few winces now and then.
>>6481249
>Psychopath? Nope
>Looking good>? Check
>Kicking ass? Check
What do I win?
>>6481205
>Sounds just like how I got bored of playing a bitchy exorcist. Let's see if my mood changes later.
>>6481236
Not surprising. You could always try not to be, but you would fail again like all the other times now would you? I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
What the hell is going on here now?
>>6481249
You wouldn't mind throwing me some booty my way, right? It's been forever since I last had something to eat.
>>6481262
>he hands it back to you
I insist on you keeping it! I think you like these kinds of things more than I do anyways!
>>6481281
>kissu tummy
>>6481270
>You are then kicked through a door, landing on a pile of dead bodies, broken limbs and torn off legs
>You think you can see a very humanoid looking bear devouring 10k calories worth of meat in the distance
>Do you want to disturb...it?
>>6481284
And there went the comfiness of the thread in one fell swoop.
>>6481293
You're welcome Anon
>>6481221
>Hey
>>6481238
>S-Shut up.
>>6481263
Il just go with yes as ive comepletly forgotton the question.
>>6481276
Is she a redhead?
>Playing FF8
>EVER
>>6481290
Why is it always the tummy with you people.
>>6481306
Red enough for you?
>>6481291
...Do I have a choice? Man, the only way it could get worse is if they show up.
>Kicking away a few limbs that fell on him, he sneaks towards the humanoid bear, hoping to get a good view on what it looks like.
>And maybe to see if it's actually a bear.
>>6481309
I bet you will like XV.
>>6481309
>He hasn't played FF8
I want a shitty redhead tsundere
>>6481319
Hey Alfred. I see things are starting to calm down now.
>>6481263
Your bravery is remarkable, little girl! Once I get to speak to your mistress and negotiations are successful, I'll make sure to grant you a battlefield worthy of your skills!
>>6481319
>You shouldn't have done that, as The Beast Incarnate picks up your scent. Before you realise it, he's busy bending your back, legs and arms in impossible angles before taking you to Suplex City, only to repeat the cycle again from the beginning. Over and over again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGii4_WEJvE
Just an update to let anyone still watching the board that we're waiting on hearing back from 4chan staff about our issue, its not something we can just ban and clean up easily. Take care furfags.
Just an update to let anyone still watching the board that we're waiting on hearing back from 4chan staff about our issue, its not something we can just ban and clean up easily. Take care furfags.
Ronald Watkins is a stupid fuck and broke the site so now this is the only board people can actually post on if they weren't able to fill out the "24" "hour" captcha before he broke it.
>captcha: mur jbf
Christ.
Has there been a thread about this?
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