HG thread
Still need two more
>>6474288
Misha
Gorgeous Gaming Goddess
>>6474288
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>6474305
Pincushion
>>6474306
>>6474305
>>6474299
kys
Rider
>>6474312
>hide post
>>6474188
My wife.
>>6474177
Yeah, it is.
I'd attribute it to that holiday going on.
Speaking of which, why aren't you out there celebrating it? You look too young to be cramped up at a bar with an old man and a talking dog.
Did you all have an effective holiday?
>>6474273 (The Absolute Madman)
Ah, so you worked with Maddison and Alfred. I assume that she wasn't too happy about that.
...Hold on. You went to war with Panama? Was it just him you were against, as silly as that question is?
>>6474315
If you were craving my attention, then you have it, inferior being.
>>6474341
I don't celebrate your holiday.
But what I will do is accept this challenge.
>>6474341
Need to go, swap David for next in line.
>>6474341
...Something seems off about my district, but I simply don't know what it is. Oh, well. I have no idea what holiday you're referring to, but that's irrelevant.
Go ahead.
>>6474341
Let's do this!
>And yes.
friend?
>>6474341
Please begin when you are ready.
Archer
>>6474371
nigger
>>6474343
I crave the exact opposite actually. Go away.
>>6474341
I dunno, it was okay I guess...lets get going.
>>6474331
It's pretty simple really, I don't have anyone to spend it with. So, spending it with a talking dog and an old guy, is much better than spending it alone...
Like I usually do.
>>6474341
It was lonely... also, ready.
>>6474341
>>6474371
Give them my place.
>>6474341
For all who did not celebrate it, you can see what is so terrible about this day.
>>6474354
I was far too quick. It will happen in the next slide.
>>6474360
>The doppleganger extends his long, bony fingers and pets the small creature
An adorable display of a slightly more primitive me! You are indeed a wondrous and incredibly powerful creature within my heart already!
>>6474341
I have no words for you on the holiday you speak! Though I will thank you for rising to the challenge and demonstrating your immense power, wisdom, and courage to host this conglomerate of virtues and sin for us all!
>>6474391
Now the only thing scary is, I saw you die already.
>>6474360
Hiya! I can be your friend!
>>6474391
Hahahah, boom!
>>6474341
>>6474391
Proceed as you wish... For once my team isn't all that useless and lesser capable.
>She pouts as she walks away after conquering the bag.
Perhaps you could say... that this team might be great for once.
>>6474391
How satisfying.
If only everyone else was a dumb as you were.
>>6474391
Y-You didn't even give me a chance!
>>6474378
Then why would you approach me, fool?
>>6474400
>>6474407
...! Love friend?
>>6474360
...
Another magical creature? And here I thought that they were rare around here. Sure. I will be your friend, lad.
>>6474391
Curses. I was fooled once again by those blasted birds. They're going to get it one day, I swear on it.
>>6474391
Right... Pandora, take half of these and run as far as you can in that direction.. I will take the other side, that way we can pincer the humans.
>>6474391
I am sorry that I was not able to protect you.
>>6474391
>With the bow in her hand, and an arrow in the other. The bored looking girl, sent the arrow flying into the woman's head.
Huh, I never knew I was that good of a shot with a bow. Nice.
>>6474421
Because the overwhelming urge to tell you to die overloaded my internal filter.
>>6474360
I do not even know of you. Why would I consider you one?
>>6474387
If you did not dies in the first slide, I would have done. Pardon my speed once again.
>Kamina still exists
>>6474423
Y-Yeah! If'ya want!
Post your favorite winscreen.
>>6474440
>expecting cancer to do anything other than spread
>>6474391
As per request, The Crimson demon is now in.
Duel 1
>>6474264
>>6474413
Yeah, while ranting about how your place got all dirty at first, eh? You're gonna make my stomach hurt!
>Maniac old man laughs
But don't worry about healing, this body of mine cannot be killed no matter how hard you try! And is not magic or something out of fiction like that, just nature I don't understan even myself, I just roll with it.
>>6474342
Who are those? The landmass was clean and only 8 forces battled for control over the continent. Fighting in the real america would've been chaotic.
>>6474391
Empty house, here I go...
>>6474443
EZ
>>6474451
Hey!
You're pretty good at this!
>>6474461
>>6474451
That is disappointing.
>>6474451
One more lamb to the slaughter. Now what say we cook a stew?
>>6474443
>Something something Honnouji
>I really like this winscreen though.
>>6474467
>>6474443
(Welp, thats a mislink.)
>>6474443
>>6474451
In all honesty, do you think that talking to me would be a good use of your time? I mean, really now.
>>6474425
>>6474391
Of course! Such a wondrous and incredibly well thought out plan Lord Momnga! Those humans won't know what hit them as we crush them utterly! Not even a speck of blood shall remain after we're done with them! Their corpses never to be found again by their loved ones!
>He runs off abruptly with a sack over his shoulder and another hand on his hat.
>>6474423
Of course! A dopplegangers best friend is only another doppleganger!
>>6474451
Hmm... I very well didn't expect the fuse to be that short. My if it were a woman and any shorter the media would have a sheer heart attack over the length of her skirt! Oh the mere drama it'd bring forth.
>>6474451
Of course I lose once again to three people! I suppose I can blame it on the others, but it doesn't change how useless I am! Right, you lot, how did we mess it up THIS time?
>>6474457
Ah... Well-known people in Canada and America, respectively. And it certainly sounds chaotic when you put it like that. The real America would be much, much more destructive. I'm surprised you managed to win, chap.
>>6474451
There are numerous amounts of bombs this time. Why couldn't my day be like this?
>>6474443
A true meme never dies
>>6474451
>Rin dusts off her skirt after the ambush.
I don't know what you were thinking screaming all aloud when there's danger in each and every corner.
It's almost as if the three of you were asking to be slain...
>>6474457
H-Hey! I-It did get dirty... That was quite an expensive carpet and now it's all red and well... it still has some parts of your brain on it.
>Rin, albeit confused, tilts her head sidewards and focusses her full attention on the regnerative abilities.
That's quite a remarkable phenomenom...
...You don't even know how you got the ability to regenerate from such wounds and what would technically cause death?
>>6474473
Aren't you just a charmer?
>>6474424
Friend!
>>6474437
:<
>>6474441
>>6474488
<3
>>6474500
Are there going to be any pool games soon?
>>6474491
>>6474501
Just... a little cuddle... for warmth before the... morning.
>She passes out promptly after finishing her tired, yawn filled sentence.
>>6474443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cmYsVRaGfc
>>6474503
>>6474512
Not today soon, but near future soon. Within the next 6 months for sure.
>>6474491
Not even the Lord can keep a lonely soul company forever.
>>6474500
>kissus gobby
come back bb
>>6474518
>SUCK A DICK RIN!
>>6474508
Hahah, you too lil' buddy!
>Smolgore hugs the strange monster.
>>6474491
Uh... could you just do a classic bedtime story? You know, Twinkle, twinkle little star.
Should be easy really.
>>6474508
Yes, friend. I'm surprised I accepted it so easily, considering who I am and all.
...That isn't all you can say, is it?
>>6474530
Baka not in public!!!!
...did I anime good?
>>6474491
Duel 2
Do not trust anyone and never let down your guard.
>>6474518
Best wincard ever.
>>6474543
Holy moly, that's a big human.
>>6474443
I find that it varies.
>>6474549
That doesn't look like one of my patented consolation second place cards.
>>6474565
>Those shitty cards
>Better than shorty screaming
ya ok
>>6474543
What did I just say about trusting someone? Now tonight is a dull one.
>>6474391
...
>>6474380
Ah, I see.
I won't pry into why that is.
I don't know that dog's name, but mine's Kiritsugu.
Pleasure to meet you.
>>6474572
Words can hurt
>>6474587
sticks and stones
>>6474537
>the miniscule spirit's disguise is hugged, like a friend
>>6474541
>The disguise shakes its head 'no'
>>6474508
It is the truth. Though I suppose you are cute in some way. If only a little.
name the last 5 people you spoke to in the threads and we'll guess who you are
>>6474590
Also hurt
>>6474591
...? So it isn't all you can say? Are you hiding something? No, no, you can't be.
>The gentleman crouches down to eye level, staring at it curiously.
Well, what else can you say? Speak up, lad.
>>6474595
no we won't
>>6474491
This one's gonna hurt badly, let's take care of this real quick and try next time!
>Satou blows his own brains off to heal most of his destroyed body.
>>6474501
That's right! Death is an alien concept for the Ajin people, "humans" who can no longer die, yet age still haunts them slowly, like me. Ain't that amazing?
>>6474490
For a first timer? I'm shocked I managed to hold my ground as well. But feels good to be back in the bloody action, maybe I'll give it a try some day but for now I'm sticking with the arena.
>>6474583
Kishinami Hakuno. Nice to meet you... I guess. And yeah, even though it was a talking dog... he was kinda of nice.
>>6474582
Duel 3
The only attempt at killing someone ends in noting.
>>6474595
Garry, Ramlethal, Dean, Toriel, Ainz
>>6474592
>the disguised pokemon nods its "head"
>>6474615
Can't run from Marcellus forever!
>>6474595
Araragi, Dean, Rinoa, I dont remember anyone else
>>6474606
Mimic. Mimic you!
>>6474595
Ranma Baron Ramlethal Raven Rinoa
>>6474615
Oh my gosh, they're all so pretty! I wanna take them all back with me!
>>6474595
Mimikyuu, Yuubari, Ramlethal, Reigen, and Papa Bones.
Some Anons are scattered in there too.
>>6474612
>Pic
>>6474615
Black Friday? I am unaware of this event.
>>6474611
Beginner's luck, I'd say, but perhaps the odds were in your favour just this once. You get used to it after a while. Try it again sometime and see how you do, chap. It's fun...
...When you're on the winning side.
>>6474628
"Mimic you"? That's all you can say? Hm. I don't know what I expected. Or are you saying you can mimic me?
...If you draw eyebrows on your face just to pretend to be me, I swear to God.
>>6474595
Gobby, Anon, Aikawa, Lala
That's all I can remember for this week.
>>6474615
Remember to eat anything you find quickly, Entoma, we are here to conquer.
>>6474650
Well, there are multiple ways to skin a cat I suppose.
>>6474650
But I bought those! They're mine!
>>6474650
Operation Success!
>>6474654
>>6474650
Surprise, suh-PRISE! Look who returned to the scene of the crime!
>>6474650
I do not understand how that death happened.
>>6474667
...
If it weren't for the fact that people are watching us right now, I'd have dropkicked you so hard you'd have been halfway to Funafuti in seconds. Take them off and apologise. Now.
>>6474621
I am not have been entirely truthful You are really cute. I cannot stress that enough. In fact...
>She attempts to pets it's hand only for the 'head' to cave in.
What are you?
>>6474681
Bone head can't read a warning sign. Adds up to me
>>6474654
I'm always in the winning side unless it gets too boring and easy to continue, but so far this world you guys got over here hasn't failed me. Keep up the good work!
>Satou walks away until he's out of sight.
>>6474681
>>6474681
For a holiday centered around consumption, I expected more of it.
>She shudders.
Never let your guard down around an arthropod.
>>6474687
>>6474697
You've always been on the winning side, hm? Then I hope you're not expecting to win every game like that, because you'll be horribly disappointed. I know I have been...
...I suppose I shall keep up the good work for your amusement? What a strange statement. Farewell, lad.
>>6474717
Alright, you can understand basic instructions. Good. You only completed half of the task I gave you. Please apologise for such a tasteless imitation!
>>6474713
Duel 4
A day where nothing happens. Is there something wrong with being one?
>>6474713
How's that taste Rover?
>>6474713
I wanted more than just the turkey leg! I wanted to feast upon them as well.
>>6474742
...
You are one DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!
>>6474713
I'd rather just end this than sit around and attempt to get either food or supplies. I still have plenty of both and with my current exhaustion...
...I-I'd rather just track down the last few and kill them so I can lay my rest.
>>6474517
>After being cuddled for a small period Rin immediately disappears to her own bed.
Wh-Why is everyone around these parts always showing so much negligence to what I don't want...
...I-It's almost as if they see me as a pillow.
>>6474611
I wouldn't call that amazing... It sounds more like a curse than anything.
Actually, that's the only thing that makes sense at this point. If it's immortality then it's bound to be done by some curse.
But we'll figure that out some different time as I'd have to do studies upon that subject...
...and I'm far too exhausted to do that right now.
>Rin stretches her arms as a yawn escapes her.
I think I'll leave at that for now... I'llbe heading to my private room now to ensure that I'm well-rested for looking up what might be the cause of your "immortality".
>She walks away till she's in her private room where she lays down on her bed, nuzzling between the blankets till she's asleep.
>>6474742
As one goes to correct their minor mistake, another makes a fatal one.
>>6474760
>>6474760
>>6474731
>If only the creature could say sorry. As a Pokemon, it's vocabulary is almost nonexistant, as it is, it can only sit there, tears starting to wet the lower half of its disguise.
Hey guys lets ERP
>>6474770
>>6474760
Duel final.
Good riddance. As you know, only one of them will survive in the next slide.
>>6474775
>sucks your horns
>>6474770
Everyone Really Poops!
>>6474779
Marcellus ain't gonna like this one bit.
>>6474770
Okay~
>>6474770
I will deny that request.
>>6474768
...?
>The gentleman quickly takes notice of the tears, eyes widening when he realises the implications of what he's done.
Oh, no. She was right. Lad. Lad. Chap. Stop crying, I'm not going to yell at you ever again. All you have to do is just show that you're sorry, yes?
>>6474770
No, thank you. I'd prefer not to do that here.
>>6474779
That's no fun...
>>6474779
Another suicide? It should have at least been a half decent reason.
>>6474816
Jules wins.
>>6474802
>a small, black clawlike hand emerges from underneath its disguise. Normally some people would be frightened at the thought of it, but it simply keeps it arm's length, waiting for the human to touch it.
...friend?
>>6474827
Once again, the results fail to properly capture. Once again, here is your progress.
>>6474612
>>6474640
Hakuno?
>Kiritsugu takes out a notepad, flipping through it.
>He then pockets it before moving and taking the seat the dog left next to Hakuno.
You're a magus, right?
I've been looking for you for a while now.
>>6474816
That's bullshit they put in every obituary. No one wants to read that little miss perfect got herself on the wrong side of a crime boss!
Thanks for the game, miss.
>>6474827
Good. Congratulations to him, and thank you for hosting, love.
>>6474829
>Although looking a bit startled at first, the gentleman shrugs it off as he's seen much stranger. He stretches out his hand, the expression on his face being sorrowful.
...Friends. I'll give you this, lad, you're a persuasive little bugger when you want to be.
>>6474827
Congrats!
>>6474840
Thanks for hostin'!
>>6474840
Thank you for hosting.
>>6474843
I have no idea what the heck a magus is, but... why would you be looking for me?
>>6474770
I'll do it
>>6474847
>>6474853
>>6474858
>>6474867
It was of no problem. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>6474853
>>6474896
Yes, yes, don't mention it. I took pity on you because of how heartbroken you looked, nothing else. You're forgiven, lad.
>>6474901
Friend!
>the little guy walks at a crawling pace, using its disguise's head to nuzzle at the human's leg.
>>6474901
>she brings back a bottle of milk and slams it on your oak wood table
I got lost! London is impossible to navigate!
>>6474870
There's no need to hide your identity.
I already talked with your servant, Saber. Hakuno isn't a common enough for me to have you confused for somebody else.
I'm not here to kill you, if that's what you're thinking. I just wanted to ask you some questions.
>>6474827
Thanks, and all that.
>>6474928
Blimey, and to think that I acted so cold to you before. I should be the one apologising, I suppose.
>Sighing, he just lets the disguise do what it wants, silently chastising himself for being so weak. Regardless, he smiles, being thankful that he didn't break its heart.
>>6474930
>And the gentleman nearly falls out of his chair, being absolutely surprised at you coming out of nowhere.
BLOODY HELL! You actually bought some milk?! You traveled all the way from here... TO LONDON?! All just to get a bottle of milk?! Why didn't you just ask around for some instead?!
>>6474942
Ooooh... okay.
("Just roll with it, and everything will be just fine.")
Questions? Sure, I can try to answer some of your questions... I mean, what's the worst that can happen.
>>6474942
Hmm? You are welcome, assassin.
>>6474963
I don't talk to Muslims.
>pours a little bit of milk into my piece of cake and takes a spoonful
Open your mouth~
>breaks stuff
>>6475016
>breaks (You)
>>6475016
That's going to have to be repaid at the church.
>>6475016
>cleans up the mess
Please do not do that.
>>6475013
What-- WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?! It's official! You're off your rocker, and you need to seek help--
>His eyes widen, stomach doing backflips from seeing cake defiled in such a way.
I won't allow it! No! I'm not going to eat such a disgusting thing! It's a crime against humanity itself!
>>6475016
We DO have insurance for that, right?
>>6475016
>breaks your back
>adachi
>>6475043
>43
Checks out.
>>6475036
why are you a nigger?
>>6475016
YOU BROKE MY COOKIE JAR
>>6475039
>puts it in my mouth in a sexual way.
I will make you love soggy cake subconsciously.
>>6475058
What are you even trying to say? I don't follow.
>>6475059
>The gentleman is many things right this very moment; horrified, confused, intrigued and curious all at once. What a strange predicament.
N-No! There is no way you're going to make me enjoy eating something so... So VILE! It's a disgrace to everyone in Britain! Cease this at once!
>>6475016
Lucifero. Clean up the mess.
>"But Valnetine! It's full or glass and-"
Amusing. I though I gave you an order.
>>6475016
IT'S JUST ONE'A THOSE DAYS
>>6474981
What exactly are you planning on wishing for with the holy grail?
>>6475089
kys coon
reply to me damn it
>>6475080
Something came up, I have to go.
>kisses your lips and leaves cake on them
hehe, bye.
No.
>makes a mess
>>6475111
Your attempt at insulting me are almost as pointless as your existence. I have no reason to listen to your request.
WHAT YA'LL LISTIN' TO?
>>6475127
>He's absolutely gobsmacked at what just happened, blushing furiously and staring into space.
W-WHAT THE HELL?! You're off your r-rocker! It... Doesn't taste too bad... Argh! G-Goodbye!
>>6475147
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ko9UgxRxN20
I listen to a diverse range of songs, as you can tell.
>>6475147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0d553Ms228
>>6475143
>quickly cleans up the mess up
We can play this all day, Anonymous.
>>6475016
>two words inspire more and more creative RP than I see come out of 90% of game events
We're doing something wrong in this community.
>>6475110
Uh... the Holy Grail? Hold up here for a second... are you actually saying that the Holy Grail actually exist?
If that's the case, then you're confirming that the Holy Grail War... is an actual thing... woah. A-Anyways, if I were to make a wish I would just uh... wish for my memories back.
>>6475147
>HEY GUESS WHAT IT'S METAL.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfyYwYWEwdE
>>6475147
The peaceful humming of my microwave as it's preparing part of my breakfast.
>>6475147
https://soundcloud.com/cloud_23/10-sound-life-lem
My mother's song. She used to sing it to my brother and I all the time. God, I hate her.
>>6475143
>>6475157
>Hands her a thousand yen.
Do you only serve for being a better person?
>>6475167
Oh it's the amnesiac, you're usually off hiding in the distance whenever I show up.
>>6475147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqUKnNizSzU
>>6475147
https://the.wubmachine.com/
I'm just putting things into this thing and laughing at the results.
>>6475147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw
>>6475143
>She force the balloon like creature with her to lick it up despite their complaints.
>>6475147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUFVojSDgpI
>>6475184
Oh, hey. It's been awhile... since we've said anything to each other.
>>6475184
Mm, no. I do it because it is my responsibility.
Do you need me to go purchase something for you with this money?
>>6475210
>Kicks head off
>>6475226
>It tumbles out of sight
>>6475215
If only that greentext was in the ''wrong'' context.
>>6475219
I honestly would of expected you to have fallen into a slump not knowing where you were, but it appears I was wrong so that's good.
>>6475224
You can't do good work for free all the time, even a church needs some money to maintain their structure.
>>6475165
i think i might know why, anon
>>6475239
The wrong context? I was only aware that there's only way to describe a mess. Maybe El would have a better idea of this than me.
>>6475257
I live in a ditch now, so... nothing much has changed for me really. Still the same old girl.
And apparently, this girl is a kissing magnet too.
>>6475268
Fire away. The hunger games are some of the crappiest RP fodder I've ever seen t.b.h.n. (the n stands for nigger)
>>6475257
Oh, then you are saying this is a gift? I see.
Th-thank you.
>>6475275
i think it might be because those two words leave much for interpretation, while the events mostly cover everything, making it a challenge to rp
it's from my perspective, tho
>>6475275
they weren't originally for rp
I care more about the games than rp
hell I think rp itself limits how I can interact
>>6475287
I stopped caring about the RP about a year ago when we are dumped on this board.
guys rp and hunger games are dead
Let's go back to hga
>>6475167
It is in fact real.
>Kiritsugu begins jotting something down in his notepad after retrieving it.
I happen to also be a participant in it.
You aren't able to control your servant properly, so I won't deem you a threat.
You said you lost your memories? I have a bargain for you.
>>6475306
Good idea.
>>6475306
Best idea I've heard all week lol
>>6475306
Awesome idea bro!
>>6475306
Sign me up fammmmm
>>6475306
I'm in
>>6475274
You know...I could just bring you to a place to stay and this unsettling conversation of you apparently being a homeless girl being bombarded by kisses also doesn't sound great.
>>6475279
It's the best I can do on short notice. I'm a person who gives when the time arises, you're very welcome.
>>6475306
ill join
>>6475306
same
I'll go flight now
Good idea btws
>>6475284
This.
Don't write elaborate events that practically RP themselves.
Inspire crappy little stories, don't tell crappy little stories.
>>6475313
("....Screw it, I don't got much to live for without my memories. Might as well.")
Sure, i'll take your bargain... ummmm... what is the bargain anyways?
>>6475337
No, I am fine with my living conditions. Besides, the ditch is pretty nice... and the kisses don't happen that much.
>>6475348
>>6475341
>>6475336
>>6475331
>>6475328
>>6475322
>>6475316
>>6475306
I'll neck myself if this isn't a samefag.
>>6475362
Holy shit! How the fuck did he do that with his hand?!?!
>>6475369
black magic
>>6475382
no, black power
>>6475362
Nice try, but no :)
>>6475393
Where the fuck do you get off bub?
>>6475353
You must have something working for you not to want a roof over you but fair enough. It's always open if you need it...aside from all that anything else happen, No relection on those angry feeling?
Talk dirty to me.
>>6475422
You're going to waste most of your weekend doing this bullshit :^)
>>6475422
I want to do questionable acts of sexual nature to Rachnera.
>>6475424
u fuckin kno it bby
>>6475422
>>6475426
I want to do this as well except to that loli with a teddy bear.
>>6475422
Bitch, cunt, fuck, queef~
>>6475422
>humps
I want to have a sweaty threesome with Kaito and Ash. As they experience each others bodies for the first time and let go of their sexual tension i wanna be there to help them both by touching and licking them as they grope each other full of tsun tsun love. Then while they were stuck in the hot sweaty passion of sex ill sneak around with a camera and record for later use to masturbate to. And offer them toys to play with as I suck them both off and well take turns spit roasting each other. Then when we come to, we would be covered in each others cum and we would just rub the cum all over each other bodies. And after they both finally dicovere the pleasures of sex. They ship and set a snowball effect that would transform most people here into ships. Thus saving HG.
The end.
>>6475353
That we collaborate.
While the war is generally a free-for-all, that doesn't mean temporary alliances can't be formed.
The terms of this agreement are simple.
We depend on each other.
This includes us sharing everything that we have, be it resources, information, anything of the like.
You are talking about a 10 year old and a 16 year old
>>6475468
That's pretty gay. I don't know why anyone would want that.
>>6475488
And it just turned into an even more morally questionable foursome
>>6475495
Kill yourself
You don't even get to be angry about me telling you that
Good night, HG
>>6475488
Cuz im gay
>>6475468
8/10
>>6475470
This is 4chan.
>>6475468
Please HG lets make this dream into a reality
>>6475508
Nighty night!
>>6475521
That does not justify anything
God hates fags
Why am I still awake?
Hag fates dog
>>6475546
That's a question I have as well. I think the answer is that neither of us has gone to sleep yet.
>>6475554
Carry me to bed anon.
>>6475546
You took the red pill
>>6475558
>Carries the Dean to bed
>Cannot move afterwards because the Dean weighs like 230 at least
Who are the fattest Ava's?
>>6475566
Togami
>>6475566
Eggman kun
Is pretty fat
>>6475566
Miia is easily the fattest cow weighing in at 400kg
>>6475566
DDD
>>6475558
>Punches Dean on the noggin untill he falls asleep
>>6475563
>>6475566
Well, either it's me or this guy really needs to do some lifting, bu-
>>6475579
>Is knocked unconscious
>Falls off the bed and on top of anon
>>6475574
Where are you hiding, Rachnee?
>>6475581
I carried you like a quarter mile you lazy piece of sh-
>Crushed
If everyones avas went to the mall. What store or place would yours be at?
>>6475597
>Toy store or floral shop.
>>6475597
Clothing store
Fuck if I know what girls buy.
>>6475590
>>6475597
>Dean slowly smothers the anon, dreaming of sneaking into the back of the pizza place at the mall
>>6475597
Smoke shop
>>6475597
Jeweler's.
>>6475609
>Anon squirms out from under Deano eventually, and clambers on top
>A ref bursts through the nearest wall, and three counts Dean out
>>6475597
anywhere with food
>>6475621
>Dean Ambrose has been eliminated!
>Suddenly, the titantron starts to count down, and at zero, a new competitor walks down from the ramp!
Awoo?
>>6475613
Yo, I humbly request a cannabis connoisseur convention
>>6475637
Amaterasu, roll over!
>>6475641
can I finish what im doing on FF8?
>>6475646
...
>That's too much work for the wolf, who simply decides to lay on her belly instead
>>6475647
Yeah but I hope it doesn't take too long
>>6475651
C'mon Ammy, think of the belly rubs!
>>6475597
Spencers
>>6475655
...
>The wolf is too busy licking at her own fur to listen
>>6475663
>Anon approaches slowly, eyes averted, with a hand extended towards her snout
>>6475647
I'll suck your dick if you hurry.
>>6475665
...!
>Noticing the hand, Ammy stops licking her coat and starts licking anon's hand instead
Okay umm
First 24 I guess.
>>6475684
Mitch The Plant
>>6475684
Reigen Arataka
>>6475684
Colonel Sanders
>>6475684
Hitler
>>6475684
Furry porn
>>6475684
DOOMGUY
>>6475684
Himiko Yumeno
>>6475669
Good girl!
>Anon carefully brings his other hand over, and starts petting the wolf
>>6475684
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6475684
Smolgore
>>6475684
Capra Demon
>>6475684
Amakusa Shirou Kotomine
>>6475700
...~
>The wolf starts to get into the pets
>So much, in fact, that she rolls over!
>>6475684
So do you want your dick sucked now or can I write an I.O.U?
>>6475684
Belarus
>>6475684
Megaman
Kou
>>6475706
>>6475700
>Fuckinggodammitawoo
>>6475684
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6475706
>Anon vigorously pets the wolf's belly as another ref drops in from above, three counting the wolf out
>>6475684
Misato
8 More
>>6475708
Ill take you under my desk as I host.
>>6475718
>Amaterasu has been eliminated!
>The titantron counts down once again, and at zero, the mighty gate guardian Meiling appears at the top of the ramp!
....
>However, she appears to be already asleep
>>6475684
Meiling
>>6475728
Eggman-kun
>>6475731
Dean, do you have enough avatars to fill out an entire game?
>>6475684
Lord Beerus
>>6475728
Excitement
>>6475728
SAVE THE WORLD
>>6475728
WAR SKELE
>>6475731
>Anon drags Dean's still comatose body over and flops it onto Meiling, thinking a trap might have been set if he tries to pin her himself
>>6475728
Porzingod
>>6475728
Fortune-teller
>>6475737
zzz...yeah....zzz....
>>6475752
>Almost as if on instinct, Meiling judo throws Dean's body into the crowd, all while continuing to sleep on her feet
...zz...mmhm...Sakuya~....
>>6475728
Falconhoof
>>6475728
Artemis Fowl
>>6475684
Mad Dog Mattis
Someone Chiggity Check it
>>6475760
>Anon ponders carefully, then checks the rules on how clothing is regarded as part of the wrestler's body
>He then removes his shirt, and drapes it over the girl like a blanket, making sure to maintain his grip
>A ref pops up through the ground next to the pair and three counts her out
>>6475771
I accept this challenge.
>>6475771
A brave soul may lay claim to my rightful spot
>>6475771
Yeah, whatever. I only joined because you were throwing around pictures of me anyways.
>>6475778
Check. And. Mate
>>6475728
yukine
>>6475774
>Meiling grips the shirt like a blanket, and falls down to the ground in blissful sleep, conveniently on her back....
>Hong Meiling has been eliminated!
>The countdown timer comes and hits zero....only there's no one at the ramp
>Anon can feel something staring at him from somewhere
>>6475771
...z...
>>6475763
>steals your gold
>>6475786
>Anon makes a shushing gesture at the presence, pointing to the sleeping girl
>>6475793
>>6475789
Fire up the fryahs, boys! KFC is open late.
>>6475783
If that's how you're gonna be then I'm just gonna go to bed.
>>6475798
>Nothing appears to change in the arena, Meiling still sleeping at the top of the ramp
>...
>The walls feel like they're staring at you
>>6475803
Now what in the Sam Hill was it? Paprika? Cayenne? Or did I leave the iron on this mornin?
>>6475803
>>6475804
>jabs third eye
>>6475804
[spoiler]You died this slide... Sleep well my sweet princess.[/spoiler]
>>6475806
...
>Anon keeps a cool head, waiting patiently before making his next move
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>6475815
Ehehehee, ehhehehehehe!
>>6475815
>>6475819
...
>The wall does the same, but a wall couldn't plan anything right? It's just a wall.
>>6475831
...
...
!
>Anon pulls the fire alarm, failing the mission for the stealthy competitor