/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #41: Cute Loser Edition Previous Th

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>>6454397
>Hairy arm pits.

>>6454532
You could always wait until she's passed out from all the drugs and shave it off...
...
...With your penis.

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>>6454833
I wonder which satyrs would be into which drugs?

>>6454877
Pogo has the worst, most socially damaging addiction of all.

Memes.

Anyone got the new art from last thread? I didn't get to see it, and desu isn't loading.

>>6455592
which art was new? i have some of it

>>6454833
>razor-sharp penis
Which satyr's vagina is durable enough to withstand Anon's dickblade?

>>6456141
I think there were two, maybe three new Ash pics at the very end.
I already saw the one with Barb and whoever else that was suckling from her.
Curious what the rest were, should be the only two pics after that.

>>6457231
>Barb
Who?

>>6454397
>>>/mlp/

>>6457849
Rule63 Spike. I'm guessing he meant Thistle.

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>>6457876
Oh. It sounded familiar, but I'm usually pretty good with remembering satyrs and their names.

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>>6457985
Ash a good.

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>>6459597

>>6459878
>>6460871
Man, Rory is one lucky SoB. I wonder what he did to have Thistle accept a threesome. And how drake scales would feel against his penis. Smooth? Slippery? Bumpy?

>>6462381
Smooth IMO.

>>6462381
idk, maybe he's just a really cool and nice guy she wanted to treat him. Or maybe Ash had a thing for him and Thistle trusted her enough to share.

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>>6463668
Do you think Ash is a sub or a dom?

>>6463845
Typical sheltered royal type, used to commanding authority but a meek and nervous mess when dealing with things she has no "power" over, like sex, love and feelings. So she would be sub where Thistle would be her helpful guide to being a full fledged woman, Rory is just a tool to help her realize her womanhood. Cause a dildo can only go so far, she needs to feel a real, throbbing dick in her and make love to something other than a pillow

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>>6463915
She plays the tsun-game well. What do you think was her impression seeing a satyr's cock for the first time?

>>6463845
Sub as fuck.

>>6464073
Leaky.

>>6463915
>Typical sheltered royal type, used to commanding authority but a meek and nervous mess when dealing with things she has no "power" over, like sex, love and feelings
Very original. Does not sound like Ember at all.

>>6466076
>can contribute a better HC and start to build a better character
>Nah, I'd rather be a smug prick and put down somebody else's contribution

Ebin.

>>6466170
>I can't handle anyone making any kind of comments on my ideas unless it's all praises about how good they are
>Please, I'll get triggered if you point out flaws
If you were an author, then would you be the kind who'd set a library on fire if they told you they don't like your book?

>>6464073
Probably a bit nervous and excited. She played around with it by rubbing and stroking the shaft while Rory tried not to blow his load right then and there. She was gonna go in for the dick suck but when she noticed he was pre cumming she was reluctant to stick that in her mouth. Thistle took the lead after that and showed her it wasnt gonna kill her. Overall just a fun and new night of trying new things and seeing she liked it.

Somebody suggested a cousin apple orgy over in /sat/. Who is in it and why?

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>>6468973
Take your pick, all their names are on Derpi. If we're talking about a full-on orgy, I'd recommend Apple Fritter, Apple Turnover, and Apple Cinnamon in on the satyr action.

>>6468973
>Apple orgy
They said drunk cousin orgy; didn't soecify which family. Don't cockblock the other senpaitachi.

>>6466076
>A character is too much like their parent
>"I DON'T LIKE IT AND IT'S SHIT!"
>A character is too different from their parent
>"I DON'T LIKE IT AND IT'S SHIT!"
This is why a majority of your CCs have left you.

>>6469055
>Apple Fritter
thanks for including my ultra waifu, man.

>>6469766
Anytime, Anon. (That pic and fic with her and futa Flitter made me diamonds)

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>>6469795
This pic? [meme]link?[/meme]

>>6469090
Who be there then? Darcy, Utah? I can imagine Darcy sucking his dick and Petunia looking from the window all cucked

>>6472201
I'd replace Utah with Lil Mac. And put Cider in there too.

>>6472217
Put then how can I cuck Petunia

>>6469106
>Getting this fucking hostile and upset
>Implying I said anything about satyrs being too different from their parents
Nah man. Shitflingers like you are also responsible.
Seriously, all I did was make one little comment about how Ash sounded too much like Ember. And that was apparently enough for you to start saying that I am a prick who was yelling "I DON'T LIKE SHIT, IT'S SHIT!"

>>6474702
>Implying hostile and upset
>Reading into further into it than it is
Calm your ass. He's not wrong either. "X threads should be deleted" threads have shown evidence to that.

>>6474771
>"X threads should be deleted" threads have shown evidence to that.
Really? Do you mean the ones that sometimes pops up on /mlp/, or here on /trash/?

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Can we get an edit of this with Ash in this pic?

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>>6475788
>Ash
she kinda looks like if mistake suddenly sprouted boobs. let's not forget changlyrs have super long tongues as well

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>>6475903
True, but I feel like both of their race's tongue play stuff is underutilized. I still have yet to see Mistake french kiss either of her sisters with that licky tongue of hers.

>>6475788
>>6475960
Where did this "dragons have long tongues"-thing even come from?

>>6476465
Most IRL reptiles have long tongues.

Happy black Friday

>>6475582
/mlp/. The ones where people gripe about generals they dislike or were a part of

>>6478008
Those sorts of threads don't really give a pulse of the board, though.
They only give you the opinions of the sorts of people actually feel it's important that people know when they're unhappy with places on the internet that they're not forced to visit existing, and have enough narcissism to want something at or approaching censorship of things they don't like.

Unless we reached the point of the loud house or the draw threads here on /trash/, I think most peoples opinions would range somewhere between "I'm aware of satyr, but don't know what it's about", and "I don't care what they do.".

>>6469106
>>6474702
>>6474771
>>6478827
Ohohoo, you suddenly want to bring up the reason why many left this general now, do you?
>Shipping
>Shipping is all they seem to care about
The word "shipping" has been repeated many times before by several Anons and writers on /mlp/.

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>>6479067
Personally, I only really care for daddy x daughter, or for cute family SoL.

But yeah, shipping has a tendency to get out of hand.
Recently, there have been people snarling about the Utah, Petunia, Feather Heart thing in particular.

>>6479114
>Dat size difference
Cute. Bet Feather loves to cuddle her like a big teddy bear. I love it all. But I would like to see more daddy x daughter stuff.

>>6479067
If a list is being made;

Whining over satyrs

Shitposting

Shipping

Incest

Fetish fuel in general

Autism

>>6479614
>>>/sat/

>>6479114
>>6479114
I personally get a laugh out of it. I guess my mindset is more that I base him off of comics, and comic characters are sluts. They usually stop being sluts once someone writes them with another character and people like it, making other writers not to fuck it up. He's fine with either girl.

>>6479614
>If a list is being made;

Shipping

Shipping

More shipping

Incest

Fetish fuel in general

Fetish autism

Bumping this thread before going to sleep. Where is my compliment?

>>6480079
Both are cute together. Would like to see a SoL lewdish comic of an OT3

>>6481518
>Where is my compliment?
Somewhere in Fetish Hell.

>>6481518
You are the most impressive Anon I've ever not met.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI

Who are subs and doms?

>>6482723
>Subs
Thorn. Prism. Warren. Snapshot. Thistle. Glimmer. Cider. Laika.

>Doms
Alex. Darcy. Ace. Garret. Melody.

So what satyr siblings have differing politial opinions?

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Someone mentioned a Yakyakistan princess?

>>6484112
How is Garret a dom? Boy loves stuffing his ass more than Snapshot; and let me tell you, Snapshot loves to stuff his ass. Like a god damn turkey. Gobble gobble.

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>>6487599
Reminds me too much of Ariana. Maybe it would be funny if she was mistaken for a Yakyakistan princess in some kind overplayed prince and the pauper.

>>6488467
Ok, switch around Laika into the dom category and put Garret into sub.

>>6488542
... this pleases me sexually. Laika use toys?

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Have there been any satyrs who walked in on another satyr masturbating and unexpectedly got turned on from it? It doesn't have to be immediate, it could be a lingering thought they always seem to come back to that makes them hot and bothered.

>>6488576
Im pretty sure she does, no self respecting diamond dog would be caught dead in the bedroom without their favorite toys. Pretty sure she favors leashes, butt plugs, and dildos.

>>6489550
One I can think of off the top of my head would be Pogo, or a winged satyr like Icarus coming in on Emma masturbating by grinding her pussy on a rubbery whale pool toy. Could be either at the beach or at home. Something like that.

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>>6489717
Makes you wonder how many times Pegadus satyrs accidently catch couples having sex when they're flying around or floating on clouds likd that.

>>6486802
Radiance is a filthy "just let all the refugees rape my ass" liberal, while Dawn is a right-wing nationalist.

>>6489550
>Pogo forgets to knock and accidentally walks in on Mumble masturbating
>now she keeps popping into his sexual fantasies

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>>6489550
Why satyr walking in on another satyr? What if their parents walked in on them? Or if they walked in on their parents?

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>>6491097
Thats also a possibility. My money is on the classic daddys girls. Gumdrop, Yuzu, and Homerun.

>>6492000
>classic daddys girl
Only if you headcanon it. Hope, Garret, and maybe a few others has also had plenty of incest.

>>6492000
Or if innocent little Yuzu walked in on her lewd, older self.

>>6491097
Because I only wanted to discuss satyr x satyr, not satyr x DadAnon.

>>6492313
>innocent Yuzu walks in on lewd Yuzu having sex with her father

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Remember: Pegasus mares are sexual predators and hunt down younger colts to have their way with them. Always keep your pegasus satyr teenage daughter away from boys that are, at minimum, three years younger than they are.

>>6492951
That's just tabloid rumors. What boy experienced /ss/ from them or any of the satyrs? It's probably their imagination run amuck.

>>6492493
/sad/ doesn't care for satyr x satyr.

>>6494010
That's not true. All the sibling incest ships are satyr x satyr.

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>>6492493
>not satyr x DadAnon.
>Not wanting to fuck satyrs
>And implying that there can only be daughter x Dad incest
Why do you hate something that has been a part of this general since it started? I'm not saying you MUST talk about satyr x pony/human every time, but it doesn't hurt to let the ponies and humans be a part of the action sometimes. Feels too much like Satyrville where only satyrs exists otherwise.

>>6492602
At this point, she can probably sleep pretty soundly with it happening right beside her.

>>6494474
Because I really don't care for satyr and DadAnon pairings. Simple as that.

>>6494474
>It's been there since the beginning
>It must be good
/b/ begs to differ.

>>6496865
Adding on to say the only parental incest that's brought up 95% of the time is solely about Anon and how many daughters he fucks/impregnates/tortures

>>6497227
This. Always this.

>>6498897
Which traps would have the most incriminating photos of them?

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>>6501055
Well Snapshot takes the gold in most sexually incriminating photos, but Gargle being photographed in ANY trap attire is a big incrimination since he only ever does it in private.

>>6501197
Gargle always looked creepy as a trap to me. He really doesn't look like he could pull it off, despite how DJ draws him. He just looks a skinny guy with a lot of make-up on. Like Garret.

>>6498897
I would rape the "boy" out of him.

>>6501055
All. Any satyr trapworthy is bound to have a creepy Anon stalk and photograph them in lewd positions; to sell said lewds on the trap-market. It's like the black-market, but for trap stuff.

>>6501378
>To me
Thank you for incorporating that into your post instead of trying to state it as fact. Too many people do that. Anyway, to each their own, I personally would rail him so hard people mistake him for a train.

>>6501378
>He really doesn't look like he could pull it off, despite how DJ draws him. He just looks a skinny guy with a lot of make-up on

To be honest I always pictured him being a bad trap, like he was just a thin guy ina dress.

>>6501459
Traps are fun.

>>6501459
This Anon sounds like a creep.

>>6501761
Oh, THIS Anon sounds like a creep. Not the ones who literally refer to and try to make their daughters "cocksocks". Not the "great father". Not even the one going after babycon to make Cotton candy. This is the one that steps over the line. This is the creep. Do you even know where we are right now?

>>6501928
I mean...I'm not saying I never thought the others were creeps. I always thought that. I just don't say it cause everyone would get their panties in a twist everytime someone mentions their dislike for DadAnon discussions.

>>6502064
Fair assessment. This thread is pretty much evidence to that, Still, though, should call out all the creeps or none of them. Cherry picking is no good.

>>6502534
That'd take a long while for me, Anon.

Hey, a thought crossed my mind. It's been proven that there are people who don't know /sat/ is a thing that come to /sad/. It's against the rules to link a red board thread to a blue board, but what about vice versa? And if it's not against the rules, should we link satyr in the op?

>>6502948
People have been asking to do that for ages, Anon. No one's against the idea, it's that no one can remember to put it in the OP.

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I wanna see Ding and the shark getting it on

>>6470153
We need more futas. With all the girl on girl that is BOUND to happen, I'm sure some would appreciatte a good bone thrown their way; even if another girl is attached to it.

>>6502948
I didn't know you couldn't link to red boards in blue boards. I've done it loads of times and never been banned, so I honestly doubt that the mods would care if you did the opposite.

>>6502948
Pretty sure linking from /trash/ is alright.

>>6504446
I think it might only be linking directly to a post with an explicit image.
And there's always the chance that Scruffy misses it.
But I've absolutely seen posts get deleted for nothing more that linking.

>>6504427
No. Fuck you. We need more male satyrs. No damn futas or traps or trans, just plain straight male satyrs.
Seriously, when was the last time all the male satyrs we have right now got any attention? Attention that doesn't end with them being gay for cocks or dressing like traps?

>>6504592
Utah.

>>6504592
>Ass blasted
Wow, who fucked your butt without lube?

>>6504601
And Rory; this thread too. Also, to add on, last timeS that happened we got people getting SUPER ass mad over Timber and Simmer, so much so that is now in our history. The choice is futa or bastardizing more males.

>>6504640
>SUPER ass mad over Timber and Simmer
Yeah, and that can't POSSIBLY have been because some moron(s) kept pushing them into almost every conversation for several threads, can it? And the headcanon they had at that time can't possibly be why people got annoyed either.
>Timber
>Ultra macho man with the biggest dick in the world who every single female desperately wants inside them
>Simmer
I'm not even going to start with how things were like with him back then.

>The choice is futa or bastardizing more males.
Either create more futas and trans, or give the dudes a little more attention, but not so much that they become the new Timber? Hmm, tough choice...

>>6502948
>It's against the rules to link a red board thread to a blue board
Is it actually though?
Considering it's allowed to link directly to porn images on other sites even on blue boards, that makes no sense. And not being allowed to post links to blue board threads in a red board makes no sense period.

>>6504839
Give the boi's some attention about something other than what girls they're plugging their dicks into.

Anon helping his son build a fort when?

>>6504281
I want to see that too.

>>6504859
Or a satyr boy walking on on his mother masturbating with a dildo while her husband is away from town for a while.
>It's estrus season
>And pony's husband just happens to have picked this time to leave town for a week for "work reason"
>Estrus doesn't affect satyrs, but they still have to deal with living under the same roof as a pony who is in heat
>A pony who happens to be their mother
>Satyr boys do not have an easy life

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Who's in the club?

>>6504640
I could never get into writing him. I usually have one solid idea for what I want to do with a satyr and then try to stick with it. After that I would slowly add flaws that I think would fit him. I have a few for Rory, but I never know what to pick.

>>6505147
Who did Star and Janna get cucked by?

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>>6506704

>>6506844
Nice.

>>6506844
Wasnt she all like into anyone other than Marco?

>>6507303
That's just what she wants everyone to believe. She secretly thinks he's hot.

>>6504839
Yet we're already seeing shades of it with Utah and Rory. Face it; you give ANY attention to boys here and you are slowy damning them to be man whores.

>>6504839
>>6507708
You guys should come up with your own satyr boy who is fat and ugly and has the shortest dick of all the satyrs so that he never gets any attention from the girls.

>>6507708
Utah I can almost understand; the only times he seems to be mentioned is when shipping is involved, which I guess could be a bit annoying for some after a while. But Rory?
>Face it; you give ANY attention to boys here and you are slowy damning them to be man whores
If that attention is focused on a single one and you make him out to be Mr. Perfect all the time, and you keep trying to make every conversation be about him, AND it lasts several threads in a row, then yeah.

>>6508010
Why? Every existing male satyr can be fat with a tiny dick if you want him to.

>>6508071
>Why? Every existing male satyr can be fat with a tiny dick if you want him to.
Yeah, just coming up with a new headcanon for an existing one is also a possibility.

>Ivy starts laughing hysterically and calls her sisters to come see Timber's tiny microdick

>>6504909
Could be hot.

>>6508161
It certainly is for the satyr's friends whenever they drop by for a visit and his mom keeps flirting with them sexually.

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>>6504839
>>6508010
>>6508071
Or, and I'm just spitballing here, come up with a different headcanon for the character? No one says you have to think of Timber or Simmer as paragons of perfection, especially now that the heat of their supporters has died down. And it's better than just holding a grudge for that character just because of a few guys' one specific headcanon they had for them.
>>6508109
Like this guy. Personally, I think it's a bit mean spirited and out of character for Ivy, but he has the right idea. Just make up another headcanon. It's not like those are laws of any sort. Personally I just make him out as a fairly average guy who wants to be a vet, that's kind of slow on the uptake, that enjoys a lot of swimming, and a guy that takes care of his sisters around the house. All in all pretty average. And the good thing is that the Timber/Simmer Defense Force aren't here to combat different opinions by spamming their own. Because no one talks about either of them anymore (aside from THG or Vag if they're still there).

>>6508895
Not to sound rude, but do you even understand what we were talking about? Nobody was talking about what kind of headcanons they have right now, but about something that happened in the past and why it happened.

>>6508010
>You guys should come up with your own satyr boy who is fat and ugly and has the shortest dick of all the satyrs so that he never gets any attention from the girls.
We would, but blatant self inserts are generally frowned upon.

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>>6509261

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>>6509261
Damn son

>>6509261
...You do know that you just said that YOU are the one who is fat and ugly and all that other stuff? Or was that your intention?

>>6508895
Nah, because they were probably smart enough to realize /sad/ would devolve into a circlejerk about daddy daughter incest and nothing but.

>>6510619
He did a suicide bombing. Implying everyone here was. If you want to try and ignore it/ go "lalala, you only said it about yourself, lalala"; go right ahead. Just know playing ignorant is neither cute nor generally accepted.

>>6510639
This.

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>>6510639
>>6510669
And yet you're still here.

>>6510700
What can I say? Pissing off the people who circlejerk is easy and hopefully brings them down a peg or two. Closer to earth.

>>6510767
So you finally admit you're just a troll. Good.

>>6510653
I wasn't playing ignorant, you shitposting moron. I was genuinely curious to know if he was aware of it, since saying "they would" would have been better than "we would".
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone "suicide bombing" like that before. Pretty retarded thing to do if you ask me.

>>6510835
I never denied it. I just mess with people who drive people from the thread. Like you. Two wrongs may not make a right, but it does make it even.

Friendly reminder not to reply to shitposters or edgy teens who think they are The Punisher. Ignore or hide such posters to make this thread a better place.

Disclaimer. This is not in responce to any particular posts or anons.

I wish someone could post a bunch of satyr porn right now like someone often does during times like these. I would do it myself, but I'm going to hit the hay. Goodnight.

>>6511419
>Ignore or hide such posters to make this thread a better place.
Don't forget that third option if they are obvious shitposters or trolls trying to start a flamewar. You know the word, starts with an 'r' and ends with a 't'.

Starting all of that drama to get you guys kicked from the main thread was a great idea. It's almost refreshing to watch you faggots stew in your own shit over here.

Lenora, or the bun. Who you pick?

>>6515235
Lenora, since I'm going with powerbottom bun headcanon at the moment.
I want to milk Lenora's venom while she looks on super embarrassed.

>>6515235
Neither. I really see no incentive to like either.

>>6515235
For sex? Lenora.

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>>6515271
>>6515863
>Nobody picks the bun
She's a cutie. But Lenora is kind of hot in a 2big4u kind of sense

>>6518311
>2big4u
But she looks pretty average compared to a human.

>>6518786
In size, maybe, but she has a cute stinger.

>>6519202
>Turns out that stinger is nearly useless to her
>It barely has any venom in it at all, what with her only being half manticore
>What little there is is just enough to make smaller beings feel a little numb or a tiny bit sleepy, but that's about it
>Unless she stings them several times
>Then they'll also feel a lot of pain from the stings themselves

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Something DJ did in /sat/

>>6520412
It's still cute though, and the pain from the resulting swollen lumps, while not dangerous, is enough to discourage anyone from angering her.

Which satyrs /ss/?

Just going to let the thread die?

>>6528721
Nobody seems to be eager to post any content,

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>>6524106
That depends on how old you think certain satyrs are. Truthfully speaking, I have an idea where most satyrs are in the ballpark, but it's really subjective and it accounts on things such as artwork, stories, discussions, and generally how long a satyr have been around. I doubt I have everyone, so tell me who I missed and what you think of my headcanon.

>25+
(Gen. 1)
Hope
Gumdrop
Tonsils

>20-24
(Gen. 2)
Darcy
Tonbo
Stormwalker
Ace
Yuzu
Salai
Radiance
Selena
Sirius
Dawn
Dagger
Joist
Palette
Cherry Popper
Salai
Misery
Catrine
Kyra
Kaos
Mau

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>>6531897
>17-19
(Gen. 3)
Glimmer
Ivy
Timber
Sapphire
Garret
Pogo
Mumble
Prism
Icarus
Cider
Bucky
Utah
Ambrosia
Gala
Scarlet
Presto
Starburst
Eventide
Clockwork
Abacus
Herc
Dee
Jay
Treble
Clef
Golden Harvest
Leaf
Venus
Minnie
Reuben
Mercury
Amelia
Maverick
Cici
Fraise
Cobbler
Pebble
Crag
Sedimentary Rock
Purity Quartz
Cristal
Desirae
Mason
Bailey
Buster
Shortcake
Sweet Dreams
Snapshot
Warren
Candy
Judy
Blue Bonnet
Dionysus
Misty
Melody
Annie
Volupia
Balneum
Cashmere
Lilium
Sunshine Smiles
Nightingale
Precious
...

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>>6531929
Asha
Mistake
Alex
Noelle
Emma
Petunia
Feather Heart
Didi
Steamboat
Kimmy & Mera
Ash
Allegra
Hans
Ame
Ume
Laika

>13-16
Orion
Eden Equal
Peach
Pear
Wheelie
Sweet Chimes
Lola
Thorn
Hotshot
Lil Mac
Fiddle
Faddle
Dynamo
Irissa
Concerto
Sterling
Mudpie
Trimmings
Green Peace
Margaret Pie
Atlas
Aeon
Jack
Toby
Melody
Murmur
Gibbous
Bella
Hiki
Home Run
...

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>>6531964
Arianna
Lenora
Cottonball
Groot
Balto
Pluma
Oliver
Jade
Deloras
Missy Electra
Maxie
Articia
Xipilli
Chion
Thickette
Driftwood
Thistle
Cinder
Simmer
Broil
Blare
Muddle
Snap

>10-12
Flora
Fauna
Rocket
Ratchet
Dingaling
Gargle

>9 and under
Dirt Cup
Freckles
Cotton Candy

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>>6531897
Oh, forgot to add Narya for Gen. 2. Just pretend she's there.

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>>6531964
I prefer Laika as a pup

>>6531897
>>6531929
>>6531964
>>6531998
Man that's a lot of Flutter porn. Also; 2 things. 1) It's Sunshine Blossom. Sunshine Smiles is his mom. 2) Why are Maxie and Articia not in the same age group as the other mers? Aren't they all the same age-ish?

>>6532747
>Why are Maxie and Articia not in the same age group as the other mers? Aren't they all the same age-ish?
>All three Dazzlings had fraternal twins at the exact same time
No.

>>6531897
That's far more thought than I've ever put into it. I just sort of age them up or down to whatever I need them for the story, if their age is even mentioned at all. The only consistency I really have is how old they are compared to characters that they're directly related to. Twins stay twins, and siblings with a notable age difference generally keep that difference. Other than that, I don't really put much thought into ages. A story could be about a middle-aged Dingaling babysitting a baby Hope or something like that if I thought the idea was interesting enough to write.

>>6532088
What a well trained daughteru.

>>6532831
Why not?

>>6533795
>>6532831
Maybe since the sirens are fish-like, they'd all be born around the same mating season?
But I do think some variation, by at least a couple years, or adding another in there to make a new kid to make triplets will make it more interesting.

>>6533795
Do you know how dumb it sounds like for The Dazzlings to have fraternal twins at the exact same time? It sounds so unbelievable that it's almost stupid.
And besides, everything is a variable, isn't it? What he posted was a list based on his own personal opinions. It isn't exactly something you must see as canon from now on. So go ahead and headcanon that all The Dazzlings got pregnant and all had twins at the same time if you want to.

>>6533957
>or adding another in there to make a new kid to make triplets will make it more interesting.
Yeah, because all the stories and art the existing ones have gotten has been really interesting so far, hasn't it? Oh wait, they've barely gotten anything. Oh well, we totally need to make yet another new one anyway so they can be thrown to the side and forgotten about like the others.

>>6534007
They always hang out together though. Maybe they just met a particularly hot guy and all got knocked up by him at the same time.

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>>6534014
Herds are nice, even if I kinda dislike the EQG stuff in general.

>>6534007
Dunno man, maybe sirens normally lay eggs in clutches, and twinning is their bodies compromise between mammalian and piscine reproduction.

Lewd satyr daughterus are not allowed to play on page 9.

>>6539221
What's the lewdest fetish you would train daughteru for?

>>6534014
>Knocked up by him
Sure, if that's your code for saying "raped him until he filled them up with a baby in the oven each, then left his mind broken; song stuck self wander around fucking random animals and making even more abominations for the world", then yeah, they all got knocked up by him.

>>6542322
I suppose they may have used a bit of siren magic to speed things along.

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>>6531964
>>6531998
So going by this Anon's posts, there are approximately 17 possible shota candidates for any of the lusty femalesthat are 16 years old or up.

Say that all of the male satyrs were in a bachelor auction and these particular satyrs were in the youngest category, assuming 13 is their oldest age.

Pick a satyr and roll to see which age range the lucky lady will be. If your last number is 1-3, you get to pick one of the girls in Gen. 1. If it's 4-6, you get to pick any of the girls in Gen. 2. If it's 7-9, you get to pick one of the girls in Gen. 3. If the post lands in 0, you could choose any one of the girls in Gen. 4 and age them up appropriately to 16, or reroll for something else. If dubs or trips, choose two girls from the category to get into a bidding war.

>Orion
>Eden Equal
>Hotshot
>Lil Mac
>Dynamo
>Sterling
>Balto
>Oliver
>Maxie
>Xipilli
>Driftwood
>Simmer
>Muddle
>Rocket
>Ratchet

>Gargle

>Dirt Cup

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>>6544196
>Roll games.
Let's maybe not.

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>>6544196
Just as tribute I'm going to choose Lil Mac because he deserves some loving too.

>>6544248
How about we do it and say we didn't?
>>6544250
Besides I want to roll again.

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>>6544261
Great, so I'm picking Lil Mac x Tonsils because of the aesthetic and the prospect of an educated woman playing 'doctor' with a simple country boy. Until she finds out he's not little where it counts.

>>6544248
This. It'll just devolve into a circlejerk of wanting to get gets.

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>>6544312
Well excuse me for wanting to inject some variety into the thread that isn't just a row of bumps and run down discussions of daddy daughter incest.

>>6544330
I want mother son incest. Or satyr x best friend's mother.

>>6544330
Nobody is telling you to stop talking /ss/. Please encourage as much conversation on the subject as you wish. Just don't encourage spamming the thread.

A bunch of posts going
>rolling
and
>rerolling
isn't exactly injecting variety into the thread.

>>6539396
Probably urethral sex.

Which ones would be yandere?

>>6546340
Emma, and Glimmer, but you would have to be blind to not see that one coming

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>>6546340
I'd say Mumble if you let her Pinkamena show.

>>6546340
Glimmer and Drizzle.

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>>6546340
I kind of have a dumb headcanon where all the drakes are slightly possessive of their lover due to their dragon instincts and all have the capacity to go complete yandere.

>>6544248
>booby trap

>>6547705
>Mumble
>Not Pogo
No one would ever see it coming...

>>6548893
>Alex drags her scratched and bloody body across the carpet. Mutilated wings by her sides.
>Pogo comes walking up holding a large sledgehammer as she looks to him in tears "Please Pogo, I promise I won't run away again."
>"Oh I know my sweet kitten. Now, about those legs of yours."

>>6548893
Who else would be unexpected?

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Which satyr gives the best titfucks?

>>6550756
>Which satyr gives the best titfucks?
Counterpoint, which trap gives the best assjob?

>>6550756
>>6551019
Palette and Snapshot

>>6550341
Mudpie, Hope, Yuzu, Ivy, Rory, Snapshot, and I want to say Candy

>>6550756
Candy

>>6551019
Pogo

>>6552109
>Pogo
>Trap
Having different headcanons doesn't mean that I don't want this meme to end.

>>6552484
>Lol it's a meme
You don't know what the word means, do ya?

>>6552523
A meme is a repeated thought. So it fits fine.

>>6552523
Oh I know exactly what it means.

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Which currently-fillies get into satyrs when they grow older? Who interests who?

>>6552644
Well most of the currently fillies have satyrs of their own eventually, atleast the only notable ones. Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Babs Seed, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon; any other filly is too background to care about. Even Noi.

>>6553972
That cock looks like a two hander. Can anyone be asked to mate with something like that?

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>>6552644
Auntie Bloom sure seems to love her niece, Cider.
Ignore the thing with Sweetie and Sugar Chimes, she was just teaching her how to kiss, purely educational.

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>>6551245
Do any of the satyr boys hang around her? Does she like the attention they give her?

>>6555529
Since she's a bit older (headcanon) than the others, i imagine the boys would jump at the chance to hang out with her. she likes their attention, and tries not to lead them on.

>>6552484
>Headcanons that aren't mine shouldn't be allowed!
Aren't you a great fucking guy...

>>6556045
>"Hey kid, wanna help me paint this fence?"
"*jizzes pants and spills spaghetti* Y-you too."

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>>6556045
>>6555529
>>6551245

Palette does have amazing tits, but I think Candy may be a bit bigger. But she knows how to rock them.

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>>6552484
>Pogo
>Trap
don't mind if I do!

>>6559858
unf

>>6559858
>Garret and Pogo get into a fight over Laika
It can only end in a Laika spit roast

>>6559184
Pogo looks more like Petunia here.

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>>6559184

>>6561146
How do you like your drake legs? Plantigrade like in the show, or digitigrade for a mkre authentic fantasy feel?

>>6561216
>How do you like your drake legs?
Rare to medium rare.

>>6561278
>that small prompt that drakes can regenerate body parts

Deloras does love her some grilled drake dick.

Any M/M or D on M art?

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>>6561316
I prefer thinking of what it could mean for fun times with dragon daughteru.

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>>6561278
>>6561316
>>6561340
This is why everyone hates you drakefags

>>6561340
Why does DJ draw all the drakes with fin ears? Not all of them have it.

>Friendly reminder not to reply to shitposters or people who cant stand people talking about things they dont like! Doing so will slowly improve the state of the thread.

>Disclaime. This is not in response to any particular posts or anons. Thinking it is a direct attack on you says more about your own insecurity and what role you play in the thread.

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>>6561340
What did you have in mind?

>>6561337
I have no idea what those letters mean

>>6561432
Extreme genital mods, mostly.
Been looking at a lot of it recently, pixiv is a treasure trove once you start following the recommended pages.

I think he's saying male on male or dickgirl on male.

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>>6561337
>>6561453

Only one I can think of. Hopefully /d/ comes back cause he really seemed to like this futa pairing.

>>6561515
>female

>>6561547
he wanted a dick girl, that is the only dick gril i can think of. I dont think we have any futa on male. maybe /d/ or DJ can fix that. Im broke after cyber monday and black friday so i cant commission shit.

>>6561568
There's that futa satyr Halfpipe and her pics with Snapshot. Plus /d/ did some futa pics of Kaos x Mumble and Kaos x Mistake.

>>6561588
Cool can you post em? I dont think I got to save thsoe

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>>6561617
Sure, but it might take a while.

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>>6561655

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>>6561678

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>>6561686

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>>6561409
IDK. I thought it fit, but that's just me. I can draw them with elf ears instead, if you fancy.

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>>6561695

>>6561703
I prefer the fins, personally.

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>>6561704

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>>6561703
I'm just pointing it out because I thought it's something you overlooked in their initial designs. I just like consistency is all, fin ears for fin ears, fuzzy ears for fuzzy ears, elf ears for elf ears, and pleb ear for plebs. That's a real cute Ash by the way.

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>>6561722

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>>6561771

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>>6561782

>>6561760
>consistency
I thought I was being consistent, no?
I drew fin ears on all the drakes I doodled because I felt the fins went along with the dragon motif.

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>>6561797
forgot pic

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>>6561797
I meant consistent with the original design, like how Ash has elf ears when /d/ first draws her up. To be fair though, there's a slew of interpretations of half dragons, so I don't blame you there.

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>>6561796

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>>6561854
And I think that's about all I have for futa pics.

>>6561818
Oh, I see.
When I draw satyrs that other artists have designed, I try to stick with the basic idea of what they originally drew, but occasionally, I like to throw in a few details of my own design, like my headcanon of drake satyrs having finned ears. But I absolutely don't mind if the majority prefers a different option. The only reason I draw nowadays if for you guys, so I want to make sure you are all satisfied.
Tell me that you prefer a certain satyr with a certain feature, I'll change my design of them; Tell me I draw too much Yuzu, I'll take a break from drawing Yuzu...
Satyrs have been the only thing I've drawn in the last year. While I have wanted, for the longest time, to start my own webcomic, I suck at writing, so the only venue I have to display my creativity and drawing skills is to you guys. I feel like I owe you for keeping me wanting to draw, and that's why I feel bad for not deliverings drawing that I had previously said I would.

Anyway, enough ranting. I get too expressive when I drink...

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>>6561993
We love you too, DJ, and we appreciate everything you do for the threads.

>>6561993
Nah, it's cool. It was just an observation more than a suggestion.

Which satyr would you most like to:

Give you a blowjob?

Give you a titjob?

Swallow your load?

Cum on their chest?

Pound their puffy ponut?

Be fucked by?

Cuddle all night with?

Tuck into bed?

Pat lovingly on the head?

Rape?

Marry?

Kill?

>>6561993
If you suck at writing but want to start a webcomic I say start with 4koma. It doesn't have to be philosophically enlightening, a clever jab at current social attitudes, or hell, even funny. Just four panels of cutesy SoL.

Also, how do you know your writing sucks? I thought I sucked at it until everyone told be that they were the ones that sucked and that mine was actually good. It was a little bit weird because I actually thought it was the other way around.

Anyways, thanks for being with us DJ. It's great having you around.

>>6561866
Has anyone besides /d/ drawn dickgirls?

>>6562156
>Give you a blowjob?
Broil
>Give you a titjob?
Darcy
>Swallow your load?
Thistle
>Cum on their chest?
Mumble
>Pound their puffy ponut?
Ivy
>Be fucked by?
Ace
>Cuddle all night with?
Selena
>Tuck into bed?
Dingaling
>Pat lovingly on the head?
Laika
>Rape?
Nope
>Marry?
Kaos
>Kill?
Uh-uh

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>>6562213
Not that I know of.

>>6562156
>Give you a blowjob?
Mistake. Dat tongue...

>Give you a titjob?
Petunia. I like the chubs.

>Swallow your load?
Mia incognita. It'd be so cute to hear her gulp down daddy's huge load.

>Cum on their chest?
Feather Heart. I also like tight bodies.

>Pound their puffy ponut?
Perhaps Pogo?

>Be fucked by?
Imma top, son.

>Cuddle all night with?
Lewdzu.

>Tuck into bed?
Yuzu.

>Pat lovingly on the head?
Laika.

>Rape?
Cider. Just to piss off the Apple family.

>Marry?
Leaf.

>Kill?
Satyrs are not for kill.
But any satyr that wronged my offspring.

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>>6562233
>>6562268
Laika confirmed for most pettable satyr

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>>6562268
I totally forgot about Mia

>>6562156

>Which satyr would you most like to:

>Give you a blowjob?
Dee
>Give you a titjob?
Candy, duh.
>Swallow your load?
Glimmer.
>Cum on their chest?
Tombo.
>Pound their puffy ponut?
Also Tonbo.
>Be fucked by?
If you mean who's on top and takes charge, I'd say Darcy. If you mean pegging, I'm not into that.
>Cuddle all night with?
Missy Electra.
>Tuck into bed?
Cottonball.
>Pat lovingly on the head?
Laika.
>Rape?
Yuzu.
>Marry?
Tough one. Either Glimmer, Starburst, or Eventide. Can I marry all three?
>Kill?
Also Yuzu.

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>>6562374
why you hate yuzu, anon?

>>6562455
Hell if I know, but I never liked bat ponies and I just never found her likeable. But I also hate 3/4ths of the satyrs in the thread, so eh.

>>6562455
Not the same Anon, but feel the same way. It has more to do with what the "cummies" fags have done to her character wise. Basically another Gumdrop; who I have much stronger negative feelings on. Again, because of the "cummies" fags.

>>6561316
Worst part? Drake cannibalism is actually tasty.

>>6561655
Who dem? Looks hawt.

>>6562748
>yfw Deloras chops Muddles dick into small sausage circles and grills it with rice and onions

What are some common or rare drake dishes?

>>6562532
Why do you hate that many satyrs?

>>6565871
Because most of the are either unnecessary, fetish fuel, spammed to hell, or have too many dumb headcanons for me to care about.

>>6565481
Drake toes are a common deep fried dish that are said to increase "vitality" in bed... started by an asshole pony making shit up about ALL half breeds.

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>>6463845
I tried to do a sketch of Ash but gave up halfway, so eh.

>>6567224
VAG! You have a skype or discord? People are curious.

>>6567468
No, I'm a general pleb, so I just have a tumblr. You could message me there if you want, but most of my satyr stuff is on Derpi. I'm also bad at keeping in touch with people. Plus I'm not much of a conversationalist.

>>6561316
Would their dicks regrow?
I figured it would just be tails, and maybe at a stretch arms or legs.

>>6561703
Who is this cutie?

>>6568404
Ash
>>6562936
Snapshot and Halfpipe

>>6568404
Looks like Ash.

>>6568368
I figured they would. At least limbs that can easily be regrown. They wont be regrowing heads anytime soon.

>>6562156
>Give you a blowjob?
Snapshot.

>Give you a titjob?
Candy

>Swallow your load?
Snapshot

>Cum on their chest?
Annie

>Pound their puffy ponut?
Mudpie

>Be fucked by?
Warren

>Cuddle all night with?
Ariana

>Tuck into bed?
Thistle

>Pat lovingly on the head?
Laika

>Rape?
Thorn

>Marry?
Gumdrop

>Kill?
Timber

>>6561993
You can never draw too much Yuzu. She's as popular and cute as Hope or Pogo.

>>6569542
>Opinions

>>6569638
Go post a pic of Hope and one of Halfpipe or Ariana in a few generals on /mlp/, see what the majority thinks.

>>6569678
I say again
>Opinions
Besides; weren't we talking about Yuzu, a BAT pony? See where that majority gets you.

>>6562156
>Give you a blowjob?
Yuzu.

>Give you a titjob?
Darcy.

>Swallow your load?
Yuzu.

>Cum on their chest?
Mistake.

>Pound their puffy ponut?
Selena.

>Be fucked by?
If I was gay? Either Garret, Radiance, or Pogo.

>Cuddle all night with?
Laika or Yuzu.

>Tuck into bed?
Hope.

>Pat lovingly on the head?
Everyone.

>Rape?
Lenora.

>Marry?
Darcy.

>Kill?
Petunia.

>>6567224
Nice! You should draw more porn.

This thread has taught me that there's a wide audience for pictures of Laika being lovingly patted on the head, and a serious shortage of pictures of Laika being lovingly patted on the head.

>>6562156
>Give you a blowjob?
Snapshot

>Give you a titjob?
Snapshot

>Swallow your load?
Snapshot

>Cum on their chest?
Snapshot

>Pound their puffy ponut?
Snapshot

>Be fucked by?
Snapshot

>Cuddle all night with?
Snapshot

>Tuck into bed?
Dingaling

>Pat lovingly on the head?
Laika

>Rape?
Cottonball

>Marry?
Snapshot

>Kill?
Some random satyr that has no art or stories and that nobody would even realize was missing

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>>6570958
Call me presumptions, but I'm just ever so slightly beginning to get the feeling that maybe you like Snapshot. I hope you realise that letting him fuck you when the head of his cock flares to the size of a grapefruit is likely to result in you shitting blood for a week.

You'd best roll for anal circumference.

>>6571684
Snapshot has a hybrid cock.

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>>6572034
>hybrid cock

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>>6572034
it don't look hybrid to me

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>>6572194
>Having a problem with hybrid
>In a general for hybrids
If you want pure pony dicks and have a problem with everything else, then go to the Gay Pony thread.
>>6572322
It's all up to headcanons, you know that.

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>>6571684
I was prepared for the worst, but my anus is prepared for the best. Besides, Snapshot is a considerate lover, he'd give me plenty of time to prepare to take all of him.

>>6572574
Then why did it sound like you stated it as fact?

>>6573267
Is it really necessary that every single anon bookend what they say with "in my headcanon"? Are you really so easily triggered that you flip out if people dont openly state its their headcanon that you think they are stating is as absolute fact? Are you that big a prick to be that hard core with the semantics game?

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>>6573323
Don't give him the satisfaction of a response.
Also, new thread when?

>>6573323
The real question is why you felt the need to respond at all thinking that we cared Snapshot had a hybrid cock or not.

>>6573408
>>6573408
>>6573408
>>6573408

New thread

>>6573413
>No link to the mother thread on /mlp/ in the OP
You fucked up a little.

>>6573778
Well be sure to poke a reminder around post 297 next time. Because not everyone is going to remember it if its mentioned once and then never again. And why link it anyway? What if the thread dies while the sad one is still up?

>>6573799
Then it will die and that's that until new threads are made on both /mlp/ and /trash/.
>And why link it anyway?
The whole point was to let everyone know that /sat/ exists and that this place is mainly for porn and fetishes too extreme to talk about on /mlp/.
>>6502948