/scaly/ - Scaly General #149 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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>Do you plan to buy anything scaly-relevant on Black Friday?

Does looking for the best deal on a PS4 so I can play Digimon Cyber Sleuth count?

Pic very related

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TotT: Nope, already bought all the stuff I wanted thanks to Black November deals. Cyber Monday stuff isn't interesting this year, nor do I really need any of it.

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Is Bad Dragon doing any Black Friday sales this year?

>>6449195
https://bad-dragon.com/sales/blackfriday2016

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>>6449091
>TotT
No. I don't show my power level IRL, and anything I can get online I can pic related.

>>6449137
jgkhjl

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>>6449091
>TOTT.

Nothing sex toy related. Might buy a few dragon/scaly tabletop minis is they're at a good price.

[implying]Personally I feel if I buy a sex toy I would be admiting defeat in getting a significant other. No offense to anyone that has though.

What sort of lizardman would make for a great villain character? Something like Bowser, but not a knockoff, not a dragon or Argonian, you dig?

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>>6449592
sex toys are an in-between sex with partners way to have fun
plus bad dragon and others (literally) fill a fantasy niche

>>6449660
general scales comes to mind too
but lizardmen are for hugs

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>>6449660
???

If you're trying to come up with an evil character, just write it and add the scales afterward. Lucas Blight is a great example of pure evil for a reason.

>>6449592
I know a guy who is married and has kids who bought a pocket pussies molded after some porn actress' cunt earlier this year

>>6432343
anyone know the artist?

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>she likes it when you rub her chest and crotch
God bless Gamefreak.

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>>6450957
THIS is the official artwork of Salazzle even.

>>6450957
ok guys serious question... have a good endgame? Im thinking if buying or not

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>>6450995
I'm about to capture the cover legendary, which is near the end of the story. All what I can really say at this point is that they've certainly shaken things up a good bit for better and worse. Flatmate that had zipped right past me wasn't overly impressed with the game's Victory Road equivalent, probably got rushed at this point.

Obviously the true competitive endgame doesn't really start until we get Pokemon Bank updated. But otherwise it's probably just standard fare with a Battle Tower equivalent and some more legendaries as well as UBs to capture.

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I wonder what doing this would feel like.

>>6451776
Do reptiles even feel blood rushing out of their limbs? Doing something like that doesn't seem overly comfortable for the hanging lizard.

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>>6451390
>>6450995
>we will never get another battle frontier

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Is it real dragon hours?

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>>6449091
What it would be, to settle on a plot of land in the marshland next to kindly settler lizardfolk.

Camping out in a linen tent at first, they take kindness to you offering you nightly meals whilst you chop down trees and shape them as lumber for your cabin to be.

Wiping the sweat from your brow, you'd be graced by the neighbor's fair daughter bringing you braided bread and smoked catfish.

When it's all set and done, with a turkey fresh from the hunt, you prepare a feast with the harvests from their crops for you and their family as both a housewarming and thanks giving

Through the night, you might even catch a wink from the fair daughter.

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>>6452076
Imagine the wedding

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>>6452076
Can I join their ranks tho?

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>>6452106
>hair
>tits
>no cloaca

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>>6452127
Here, Anon.
Now now, let's all agree not to be whiny about things we don't like, or like less than other things, right?

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>>6451987
Worse is that the fuckers at Gamefreak were very likely working on a Z at one stage and shitcanned it for SM likely just for the sake of an anniversary. Considering XY really needed something more and that ORAS weren't great remakes, Gen VI really blueballed me. Gen V at least had the PWT in BW2.

>>6450957
that's the lower belly

belly rubs on pokemon are almost always extreme happy points

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> more Slack-Wyrm

>>6452343
>Garchomp will never hug you.
>She will never then rush to bring you bandaids because of her rough skin

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Name things from the souls series that you would cuddle with and fuck.

>>6453062
Kalameet
Sif
Snek women from Sen's Fortress

Imagine those four arms wrapped around you.

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>>6453062
Gargoyles, both 1st and 2nd game vers

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>tfw heal 49% of team damage but don't even get an epic
what videogames does /scaly/ play beside monster hunter

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>>6453331
Every day it drains a bit more of my soul, and I hate it
But I can't stop

>>6453331
ULTIMATE CRUSHING MACHINE and 4x's/RTS, mostly.

Dino overwatch member to go along with Winston when?

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>>6453062

You posted that lovely gal already.

Just gonna shill this once in case the anon that requested it (or something like it) missed it last thread.
http://pastebin.com/HADRqhzs

Quick greentext I did of Anon helping his scaly gf shed and then they fug.

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>>6453481
Apologies.
There is criminally little art of the asylum demon. Which is a great shame.

>>6453095
Imagine getting a handjob from one of those snakes
>One hand is rubbing your glands
>The second is attacking your frenulum
>The third is on your shaft
>And the fourth caresses your balls

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>>6453573
All she wanted was to facesit a knight, and we killed her for it

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>>6453590

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>>6453608

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>>6453590
lmao

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>>6453331
Mainly Bloodborne. Recently I've been thinking about playing through MGS again.

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I wonder whatever happened to that anon that said they were writing a pastebin story of Bahamut

>>6453095
>>6453573
Do you have any porn of the snake women on you? Paheal doesn't really have much.

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>>6453861
There's like, at most 2 or 3 really bad fucking drawings in existence. On closer inspection, they also actually appear to be male.

>>6453878
Nothing wrong with female interpretations if they are.

Damn, though, that's all I've found. Oh well.

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>>6453878
>Bad drawings
Indeed.
Something is better than nothing, though, so I'll post it anyway.

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>>6453878
>>6453923
From the flamberge description:
This greatsword with an undulating blade is the choice weapon of the slithering serpent men of Sen's Fortress.
>Men
I originally thought they were female. Oh well.

Does anyone have the 3 new karukuji pictures?

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>>6453590
I actually want to write a story about the asylum demon involving facesitting.
However, would anyone here actually be interested in it?

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>What's wrong, knight-kun? Could it be youre... craivng my McSouls?????"

>>6454296
I absolutely would

>>6453544
I added it to the writebin anon, very lewd and very cute. Good stuff!

I can't even force myself to pretend to like the asylum demon, I'm sorry. Some things my mind simply will never be degenerate or accepting enough of.

>>6454683
>you will never do this to all of them continuously until they bleed out through their vaginas and fuckign die

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>>6454772

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>>6454772

>>6454852
I've been shitposting with the cropped version of this for months without realizing it was actually porn.
Fuck.

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>>6454934
always check your sources

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>>6454375
Well, I'll get started then.
One person to please is better than none at all.
On a side note, two questions about the firesage demon:
1:How hot are it's insides?
2:According to the game, it is the last user of the original fire arts used by the witch of Izalith and her daughters. Killing it destroys the only remaining vestige of fire sorcery. The demon is intelligent enough to use a catalyst, and is most likely hostile to you because it is defending the BoC. Considering this, does the possibility of "befriending" the demon, and learning the fire arts exist?

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>>6454934
holy shit
I think I may have made that crop ages ago

this one?

>>6454296
I've always wanted to see something like that ever since it killed me with dat ass

>>6455384
1. It's skin is on fire so probably hot
2. I can imagine it is possible, since Ancient Dragon and some other beasts in the Soul series are willing covenants and teachers.

>>6455424
Yup, that's the one.

>>6455436
That seems like it could lead to an Izalith version of the forest covenant.
>Protect the bed of chaos by invading and repelling intruders of the Demon ruins and Lost Izalith
>Can enter BoC boss room in host's world.
>Demons in the area are no longer aggressive towards you, and "assist" in slaying intruders.
>Entering BoC room or attacking demons counts as betrayal
I would join this covenant.

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>>6453544
>and then they fug.
GODDAM SPOILERS

>>6453974
It could just be what they're called as a whole, like lizardmen not being JUST men. It's not necessarily the actual gender of them. Dark souls is very vauge on the specifics, just going for a general description.

A large scaly has confessed their long-withheld feelings for you. They are afraid that you are scared or digusted of them, and that they would accidentally hurt or even kill you. How would you respond and try to quell their fears?

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>>6458607
I would gently caress their hand/paw and tell them they are beautiful and I love them.

>>6458607
Rub snoot.

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>>6458607
These are the questions that keep me up at night
Seriously, it's like 4 AM over here

>>6450435
Would also like to know this.

Would you dragon a dragon's dragon by dragon their dragon and dragon?

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>>6458607
Hugs and rubs.

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I stir my tea with a fork because all my spoons are too big.

>>6458607
>Take off pants
>see step one

>>6459281
>step two
>unzip dick

>>6459293
>remove penis
>throw at scaly
>wait for them to throw his or her penis
>if yes, attach their penis to your penis socket
>if no, retrieve your own penis and reattach it within 4 minutes
Learning about sex was weird before the internet

>>6458634
>Riptors geantly headbutt you when they like you.

CUTE
U
T
E

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Would you?

>>6460209
yea

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>>6460209

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I know you all love warm fuzzy shit, but do any of you write it without sex? I didn't see anything in the pastebin. Maybe I missed it.

I'm talking about things like two dragons having a conversation about, I dunno, why it is that humans seem to like dressing up so much; or a dragon and a human discussing their idea of what art is. You know, normal-ass stuff.

Not that I'm disparaging porn, of course. I'm just curious how many people in these threads do or post it.

>>6460992
This. This is good. She for rent?

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>>6461953
If I knew I would not share

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>>6462732

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>>6456992
>not Assylumpious
bruh

>>6454852
>>6455424
fuck you and your chain axe

>>6463554
https://youtu.be/nEOgAODpN0M

fuck it scared me the first time

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>>6452523
TOP KEK the minute I saw that I was reminded of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBa_7n-4zds

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>he kills dragons in games

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>Biggest alpha raptor corners you
>oddly non aggressive
>sniffs at you a few times
>checks to see noone is watching
>raptor expresses love via snoot boops and squawks
>Try not to spill spaghetti
>pet the raptor
>snoot boop back
>put guards on pointies
>make nest
>snuggle until we pass out
>kill land mammal for breakfast before she gets up
>rub dorsal scales until she wakes
>breakfast in bed
>doesnt want a diamond ring
>Just wants love
>she brags to her friends about you
>nesting area grows exponentially
>????
>lots of eggs to watch
>lots of raptors to snuggle
I-I mean... Is that so much to ask?

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>>6464332
yes

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I wanna...

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>>6464192
Can't carve those unbreakable claws from capturing a Mizutsune, pal.

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>>6465249
top cuck

>>6465249

I wonder if anyone fapped to this back in the day.

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>>6465249
The work of those who consorts with beasts!

>>6465249
I would love to know the context behind this picture. Who made it? And why?

>>6464332
I need a tsundereraptor gf...

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>>6449091
this is part of my future plans once is released, I already purchased a Gorgon female action figure of Boss Fight Studio
... sadly still waiting the release
(it will be cool to have a trash merch and media related thread general)

>>6465798
We all do

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We need more female Nicol Bolas.

>>6466068
what is this nicol bolas?

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>>6449137
Drakengard 3 <3

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>>6466074
He's a crazy powerful elder dragon that mindrapes people.
He's from the trading card game Magic the Gathering.

>>6466068
At this point I would take any Bolas/Ugin lewds. Even if Sarkhan had to be involved.

>>6466126
I don't know jack about drakenmemes.
If it has furries in addition to scalies, though, it's oversaturated and ew to me.

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>>6466298
Dragons, mainly.

Drakengard 3 has you playing as a psychotic ex-prostitute with a reincarnated baby dragon companion.

>>6466319
So who's the other guy in that gif?

>>6466398
Those characters have nothing to do with Drakengard.

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>>6461475
tfw you work retail and none of the new employees are cute dragon girls.

>>6461475
There was one with a kobold by Dzamie

http://pastebin.com/1Cq6m3ct

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>>6466050
anon please

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>you will never be fed Thanksgiving dinner by a dragon

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>>6467794
>You'll never have drunken post-thanksgiving dinner sex with a dragon

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thanks trout

Welp, it was nice knowing you guys.

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>>6467981
god dammit that was an edit he did of the original because tumblr bullshit

>>6467981
>Horse dicks are low tier
Wrong; they're absolute bottom tier
>Butt stuff is gross
Correct
>NO TITS ON KOBOLDS
NIGGA YOU FUCKING WHAT

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how to hide a dragon

>>6468001
>TF only means team fortress
>No Herm shit allowed
>Knots are awful

But he's right about all that.

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>>6468064
because somebody commented
"sorry to be That Person but having an X over someone with a penis and boobs is p fucked up"
as if its not a joke picture on the internet and you ignore all the other controversial opinions on there

but that's just the downside of tumblr

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Anyone got the picture kinda like this but with the text that says "Fuck me"?
Saw it before but now I can't seem to find it anywhere

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>>6468182
Got you covered senpai

>>6468124
I personally hate how he's censoring himself because someone got asshurt over a joke.

Oh well.

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>>6458607
Hit them with a cheesy, but somewhat true phrase like "But we're both outcasts! That's why I can relate to you so well! Why do you think we hung out together so often?"
Then proceed with banter filled with innuendos and crude dick jokes.

>>6458607
See Goris greentext.

>>6468001
>friends are not food
What about enemies?

>>6468250
wow nice skills thank man

>>6461475
I haven't checked the pastebin thoroughly but in general you don't seem to hear of much in the way of dragon slice-of-life content, which I feel is a shame. (There's just always some plot/drama to be had, I guess.)

In some original content I've been writing, there's a great deal of said slice-of-life stuff I'm trying to work out, addressing basic questions that might be asked and such (be it asked by the reader or by the dragons, etc). I feel dragons (of appropriate sizes or turned-human) would probably be fascinated by beds for example. Getting as much of that addressed as possible is a personal goal as I just really appreciate that normal stuff.

More on subject, I usually write without sex (writing smut is exhausting, personally), but I leave it for after a nice, long build-up so it can be as meaningful as possible. Comfy snuggles and cuddling by a fire are top-tier in my preferences.

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>>6468697
>I leave it for after a nice, long build-up so it can be as meaningful as possible. Comfy snuggles and cuddling by a fire are top-tier in my preferences.
This is my greatest fetish, and I'm glad you're practising it.

>>6467981
>horse dicks are low tier
Trout is forever my nigga

Do we have any scientific data on what lizard cum would actually taste like?
Do we have any scientific data on what lizard cocks would actually feel like?
If not, there's a study worth commissioning.

>>6469063
yeah but
>eggs only for breakfast
lies

>>6469420
Having eggs at any time other than in the AM does feel wrong t b q h

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>visiting parents
>they have a cat and I'm off my allergy meds
>every breath is a struggle

>>6460209

I'm extremely worried about that kitty...

>>6469420
I think it means that kobold eggs are for eating and not making more kobolds
Like a fucked up safe sex type message

>>6469491
Stick your nose in its fur and take a deep breath. It will either kill you or cure you of your allergy. Either way, it's better than suffering.

t. WikiHow

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Is it a good idea to sniff a scaly's butt?

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>>6470623
Sniffing any butt is bad.

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>>6470623
no sniff, only fuck and only if very very clean

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>>6470849
Dicks curved upwards > bent weiners aiming downward or to the side

>>6470990
Correct, but I still prefer actual crococock.
It's surprisingly underrated.

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>>6470623
Jaspers come from there, you know.

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>>6471130
How do you farm for jasper then?

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> more Slack-Wyrm

>>6467981
Trout is now forever muh nigga.
>>6468027
Yes. No tits on bolds.

>>6471659
>Yes. No tits on bolds.
No, tits on bolds.

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>>6467981
>no tits
BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT

>>6471808
Ew

>>6472029
Agreed.

>>6472029
>>6472212
Wrong

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>>6471476
You have to love them tenderly. Only then you are awarded a steady income of jaspers, from which you can then laugh at those less fortunate than you.

>>6472854
I love ichinose's fursona

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>>6473439
I thought it would be a Rathalos, given that almost all of his armors in Gen give you plenty of slots (by the game's standards) and great skills with no real downside as well as having the only deviant set truly worth it, giving you very little incentive to use much else.

That said, if you imagine Mizutsune as a monster deliberately made to be shipped with Zinogre, then that sounds hilarious when you interpret the latter as his fursona.

>>6468001
I agree with literally everything on here, except eggs being """"only"""" for breakfast

>>6473849
And for clarification, I'm talking about the "fucked up safe sex type message" part, not the time of day eaten.

>>6451776
your arms would start to hurt after, like, 5-10 minutes.

>>6453331
Warframe 'cuz my friends play it, Tiger Knight because ching chong action, Dungeon Keeper 1 and 2 because nostalgia, Dota 2 because I'm a bad person.

I don't play a lot of scaly video games, I just write stuff for D&D and save up for my tablet.

>>6472274
Agreeing with you, but mainly 'cuz Plague is my crazy rural nigga.

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>>6453331
Doom.

Otherwise I generally shuffle it around a bit.

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AoE II is also fun. Shame about the memes.

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>>6468001
>because tumblr bullshit

No one should ever take triggered snowflakes on tumblr seriously for any reason

Give 'em an inch and they'll throw in a mile

>>6475094
Man every time I see that image all I can think of is my weird cousin who won't eat anything red. I think he's actually autistic though so whatever.

>>6475094
I don't even eat fruit but that's just ridiculous

>>6475181
>tfw you want to sex bahamut but you he's too good for your pathetic human ass

>>6475212
you can still suck him and jerk him anon

>>6453974
"Men" does not specify male in older/traditional English, like the souls games use.

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>>6475094
I'm grinning ear to ear right now, Pomegranates are just the best fruit.

>>6466427
Yeaaah, I just thought it was a fun gif.

>>6475764
They taste pretty good, sure, but are just such a mess to eat.

>>6475764
how is that a scaly pic

>>6475094
Geez, Tumblr really is fulla fruits.

post shiron

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>>6476101

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What is /scaly/ up to?

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>>6476875
xcom2
i barely even care about the vipers, this game is sweet

>>6476875
Is this vore bait?
I think this is vore bait.

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>>6476915
What?

>>6476927
Small creature in a snack vendor, looking right awkward because its number has quite literally come up.

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>>6476955
You don't think it's supposed to be a silly or cute image? There's no follow up.

>>6476980
I've been on /trash/ far too long for that.

>>6476875
Kerbal Sperg Pogrom.

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>>6473546
maybe
but my joke was about zinogre being the flagship of p3rd, another game he directed

that would be hilarious if the entire point of mizutsune was to be his waifu though

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I NEED to be a tama

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>>6477394
I'd rather Lagi but I know where you're coming from all the same, Anon.

>>6478098
I wouldnt mind being either,just prefer Tama

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>>6475900
You know what, I was extremely tired and something in my head told me Behemoth's were scaley.

So, I am considering a penetrable bd toy with this sale going on, is Janine any good? Any recommendations otherwise?

What would actual dragons think of Bad dragon?

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>>6478947
"you people are nutters"

>>6476875
I'd buy that dragon, take it home, and let it give me the D

>>6479357
Good thinking anon

>>6479454
I want the D(ragon) as well

>>6478947
Probably either boycott them for setting unrealistic standards, or for providing people with inaccurate, inferior depictions that give them a bad image.

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>>6478947

"Why don't your male dragon toys have hemipenes? Real male dragons have hemipenes! Want proof? I can get my boyfriend over here to show you!" (Female perspective)

Or:

"Why do you only have one dragoness toy when you have so many male dragon toys? That's sexist, you know..." (Male perspective)

>>6480404
I want to carve out sections of her abdomen and cook them as burger patties

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>>6480518
I ain't letting you anywhere near my dragons.

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>>6481436
up the road edition

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How big do you think the draconic porn business would be if anthro dragons were real?

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>>6481436
I would go under Salazzle the Cloacqueen's spell

>>6481697
fairly large
if anthros and/or dragons were real the idea of sexual relations with them would be a lot less taboo, especially in current times

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>>6481842

Yeah... I can imagine porn parodies of all three Dragonheart movies, Reign of Fire, both Pete's Dragon movies, the How to Train Your Dragon series, Dragonslayer, etc...

...and I'd probably own copies of each and every one.

Hell, I'd probably have been in a draconic porn flick, being a 7'1" human female, since there'd be a need for human females big enough to hand pic related!

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>>6481914
>7'1" human female

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>>6481914
>being a 7'1" human female
Dang!!!

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>>6481914
>7'1" human female
L O N D O N

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>>6482097

I am sick and tired of that meme being used every time I mention my height!

>>6481777
>female Salandit are pretty rare — they only have a 10% chance of spawning in areas where Salandit habitate.

FUCK

>>6482645
it's overused anyways, forget it ever happened

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>>6482907

Good idea.

Anyways... So yeah, I'm 7'1". Any questions for me about life as an Amazon?

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>>6482887
Reminds me of getting a vespiquen.

>>6482975
how deep is your bagina?

>>6482975
Actual girl or tranny

>>6482975
Can you take the knot on XL size dragon dildos?

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>>6483268

At least 11 inches.

>>6483284

Actual female. My entire family is very tall.

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>>6483320

Probably.

>>6483335
>>6483364
would you take the knot?

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>>6483384

Yes I would, if given the chance!

>>6482975
Do men approach you romantically just because height fetish?
How hard is buying clothes?

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>>6483415
would you...
Incubate a dragons clutch?

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>>6482975
Do you like kobolds?

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>>6483463
would you lay dragon's eggs?

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>>6483442

Clothes are a bit difficult, especially because I also have 42G breasts.

As for men, sometimes, but I don't date anyone under 6'5".

>>6483463

In an instant!

>>6483479

No! Kobolds are the scaly version of spergals!

>>6483511

I believe laying eggs is better than live birth, so yes.

>>6483533
>I don't date anyone under 6'5".
So you'd turn down someone you fall in love with because they're too short?

Weirdo.

>>6483585
don't blame her man, gotta keep dem tall genetics untarnished

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>>6483585

Like I said, my entire family is very tall, and I want my children to be very tall as well.

>>6483601

This guy gets it!

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>>6482887
12%.

>>6483204
At least you can chain Salandit and don't have to bother with honey trees anymore.

>>6483628
What proof do you have of your larger-than-life claim?

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>tfw denied by someone you will never see or meet because you're 5 inches too short
brain why have you betrayed me? this is emotional nonsense

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>>6484020

The cut-off used to be 6'6", and I'm thinking about taking it down to 6' even, so don't despair.

>>6484051
5'6" here, I'm resigned to my fate as manlet
Also, do you have any dragon dildos or egg toys?

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>>6484107

Not yet, but I want to create a dragon dildo for tall people such as myself, and I plan on calling it Bahamut.

>>6484159
so long but thin?
XL size would be long enough for you, but the girth?

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>>6484249

I don't mean as in that pic. I mean a draconic version of Thor.

>>6484282
thor?
also BD and FB are having ~25% off sales right now
So get 'em while they're hot

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fotm waifus

>>6484282
hey can we skip all the bullshit and cut straight to the part where you and me meet up and we fuck so that I can brag about it for the rest of my life

no need for any of us to get embarrassed by the beta orbiter phase and it just takes a one night stand to save everyone the hassle

I see all of the gay people of /scaly/ are off partying apparently

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>>6484282
>>6484159
>>6484051
>>6483628
>>6483533
>>6483415
>>6483364
>>6483335
>>6482975
>>6482645
>>6481914

>>6484282
How do you feel about dicks so big that they make your stomach bulge out from the size of it?

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>>6484396
>he's not bisexual

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>>6484545
ay yo whats happening with that pic right there

>>6483463
I don't fucking get ovipositors in porn. They don't work like that at all, almost only insects have them ( one exception of seahorse - although only the female has ovipositor ).

Then again, it is a fetish.

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>>6484335

Google "Thor Dildo".

>>6484374

How tall are you?

>>6484813
6'1" exactly

no bullshit like taking measurements while wearing shoes or even socks, and measuring while hair is combed flat to be as legit as possible

>>6484691
iirc in that pic the dragon pushed the eggs in first since they need to be incubated after fem drag lays them, and he needs to leave a mating plug inside and that's why he's porking her after the fact

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>>6484849

I'll think about it.

>>6484813
how about one of those looooooooooong orca dildos?

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>>6485218

Never seen one of those.

Look at what Spyro's packing in pic related. That's sort of what I'm going for with the Bahamut dildo.

>>6485307

http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52_41&products_id=122

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>>6485494

Not thick enough.

>>6485591
http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52_42&products_id=248
?

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>>6485755

By far the best example of what I want with the Bahamut dildo: Pic related

>>6485790
knotted hemipenes?

>>6485790
Jesus fuck the male in that looks terrible

>>6485843
That's a very prolific yet incredibly unskilled TF artist. She has been at it for 10+ years now, in fact. Maybe what that Anon meant was that he wanted to BE the Bahamut.

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>>6485843

...it's from a transformation sequence.

>>6485839

The length and girth, but knots as well.

Here's another example courtesy of Bahamut himself.

>>6485897
And it looks awful eitherway

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>>6485884

ARANIA, UNSKILLED?

HEVFVEBYFBRBVJTBDCVDBE HYEBWCQCWVE EVDBSBRVWFEFUCK YOU!!!!

>>6485843
>Jesus fuck the male in that looks terrible
I think >>6485591 looks worse

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>>6484545
That Rathalos looks a bit off.

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Amazon here again.

Suggestion for TotT 150: Something about muscular dragons.

https://picarto.tv/TroutDraws

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>Salazzle is the Totem pokemon
>A giant Photo-bombing lizard amongst marowak dancers and a hiker

This is a very weird pokemon game.

>>6481914
>7'1" human female
you do realize theres less than 5 women in the entire world who are that tall, right?

i hope everyone enjoyed roleplaying with you

>>6482645
stop fucking mentioning it then.

>>6486553
im 6'4 lets date eachother

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>>6486299
I have no idea what you are talking about

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>>6487137
I don't think that's a rathian...

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less giants more lizards

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>>6487137
I could use some more Trapalos in my life

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Is this a usable reaction image?

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>>6487186
Strong.

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>>6487137
I want that thing inside me giggling and telling me girly things, maybe insulting me a little

>>6477307
How heavy is your lightest ssto?

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>>6487186
I also have this.

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>>6487304
And this.