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gay starfish
>>6434181
>tfw no shark
This thread fuckin sucks
>>6434213
This.
>>6434193
oh shit, walter white would have acid lying around
call him on your phone, let's see if he he some
>>6434213
Life fuckin sucks
>>6434181
Put HG in the OP next time, dumbass.
>makes thread look like a tornado hit it
>>6434221
this
>>6434181
Uhm, thank you.
>>6434194
Well, you're clearly bad with people, because you're not even trying to be friendly!
>>6434220
Compared to what?
>>6434221
My bad, usually people make threads before I have to.
>>6434218
tried calling him, he told me to fuck off.
tried leaving 600 emails for him, and he came over to my house and popped a cap in my ass.
>>6434181
Ok, i am very boded... People are on discord or sleeping. maybe is time to join them
evens host
Odds sleep
>>6434227
>Still looks beautiful
>>6434230
I'm perfectly fine with people when I wish to be! I simply have no reason to! So few people here are able to comprehend the full beauty of my manga, everyone is constantly out to irritate me, there's no point in going out of my way to act 'nice!'
>>6434245
Should have called Tuco desu
New game when.
>>6434266
Neptune best planet
All plebians bow to me
>>6434257
Buh-bye.
>>6434264
Hrmph! Maybe everyone here hates you because of that attitude itself!
>>6434266
t.Uranus
>>6434245
shit
maybe you said something wrong? try flirting with him, see if that works or something
Reminder that the moon is the best planet.
Anyone who likes anything other than the moon is a massive loser.
>>6434281
no
>>6434284
They hate me because they can't understand the subtlety in my writing!
>>6434281
Pluto>Solar System
>>6434281
>Neptune
How does it feel to be a waifufag?
Even Uranus is better
>>6434247
Just wait with the rest here or converse among the others.
>people talking about best planet
>when they forget to mention based Pluto
>best planet
>not saturn
>>6434296
What did you say about my anus you faggot?
>>6434290
>planet
>>6434301
>>6434301
Pluto isn't a planet.
>>6434301
Planetoids don't count, pre-millennial scum.
>>6434287
tried flirting with him. i got the acid my nigga.
problem is i'm currently gagged and bound and now he's pouring the acid on me.
i think i fucked up.
>plebs fighting over irrelevant planets
>forgetting about Mars the planet of war
>>6434290
>>6434294
>>6434281
Really wish the Vanguard would let me patrol around there.
>>6434286
Ha. Good one.
>>6434298
Maybe is a good idea, but you are a ghost and i am a student... You know, i have a life to live
>Yeah, was a bad joke
>best planet
>not ceres
>>6434315
>Not liking Venus the planet of love
>>6434301
Hello, I'm King Flippy Nips of Pluto. Could you repeat what you just said into the microphone here?
>>6434314
oh shit, maybe you made a comment on his head or something
try to enjoy it, maybe it's a fetish you haven't tried out yet??
http://hgavasorter.tumblr.com/
Post em'
>not Mercury
>>6434342
1. Everyone
97. Yin
>>6434293
I bet it's completely separate from that!
>>6434328
Only woman like Venus.
Mars is the planet of the strong
>>6434320
It was falsely classified as one for a long time before we had toys like the Hubble. There's believed to be several Pluto-sized planetoids floating around the egde of our solar system, it's not unique or large enough to be included. Pluto's just a really big rock with a fairly consistent orbit.
>>6434344
Literally who?
>>6434353
I don't care either way! Even if they hate me, they will continue to read my manga! That is all that matters, and that is all that ever will matter! Peoples' opinion of me is irrelevant!
>>6434371
o-oh
it was still the best planet when it was classified as one
>>6434350
Pluto is just a colder Mercury, Anon.
>>6434340
It kinda hurts, fampai.
my skin is peeling off and my arms are melting off.
all in all id say it isn't very pleasant. at least i have the acid now lol.
>>6434382
That doesn't make any sense at all!
>>6434391
that doesn't sound fun, but at least you got the acid lmao
thank him for giving you the time of day, and then we'll use the acid
>not literally your arsehole
Come on guys, step it up.
>>6434323
...What are you talking about?
>>6434396
It makes plenty of sense! I am unimportant! All that truly matters is that people around the world continue reading my manga!
The facsism is the best ideology
prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
>>6434342
fuck no that shit's like 300 questions
Let's be real here, guys.
The sun is the hottest star in the know galaxy.
I mean, just look at those curves!
>changes stage to the walled city of kowloon
>>6434427
>fucking CONSIDERING Uranus to be the best planet
shake my head to be honest with you famiry
>>6434443
This is what I would imagine as HG city.
>>6434439
Why thank you.
>>6434428
>>6434429
Don't the creator and it's work go hand in hand?
>>6434456
>>6434439
The sun ain't shit. I can create strong nuclear force bonds and smash lighter elements into heavier ones all day long. Fuck the fucking sun.
>>6434414
i thanked him, and he looked at me funny.
i managed to store some acid in a wine bottle so alls good.
but i think its spilling out of the bottle because my cars floor melted.
>not vy canis majoris
>>6434439
>Sun
>Hottest star on the Galaxy
Not when Sirius exists, Pure bright whiteness.
>>6434476
>t. Utsuho
>>6434428
oh nothing, keep doing whatever you are doing.
>>6434471
If you as an amateur, that may be the answer they give you. I, however, am a professional, and a true professional mangaka would never put himself above his work.
I don't write manga for fame or fortune.
I write manga so people will read it.
>>6434447
That's actually what I imagine /b/ HG: ruins variant to look like.
/trash/ HG is a forest with tents with a single huge fancy looking facility where the games take place.
/hga/ is a now deserted island that got blown up, with overgrown ruins.
I'm autistic I know
>>6434476
>>6434489
fucking kids nowadays, not accepting thanks for acid
i bet that it looks fuckin swood t.bh
i hope you have insurance for your car, tho
>>6434504
Yeses?
>Maining planets and stars
>Not maining a black hole
It's like you don't want to fuck with Physics
>>6434529
I thought I was the only one that uses the word swood
>>6434535
hay babe
>>6434516
You're...hopeless! You just don't care about anything other than that thing!
>>6434539
>wanting to main something op
It just doesn't work in hg man. It is the hardest shit to arr pee.
>>6434539
I know a few black holes
>Beerus gonna play Guzma
Based.
>>6434553
AND?! AN ARTIST SHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT HIS CRAFT!
>>6434559
Diet, we talked about this.
>>6434529
it good, nicked it from some rich white guy, he looked like a faggot lmao.
mailed the acid to you via carrier pidgeon, chum
>>6434548
>squaks from the safety of her fortress
>>6434539
>Maining black hole
>Not maining asteroid.
Speed over pure power, ya fuckin' scrub.
I bet you use the supernova power-up in every match too, huh?
>>6434563
>You didn't hear it from me.
>>6434567
That's what someone that's obsessed would say!
>>6434586
its good, the carrier pidgeon works with the bird mafia. they promised not to snitch as long as i pay them 30 loaves of bread.
>>6434342
>No Crabs allowed
Racist...
>>6434595
I fail to see the issue.
>>6434622
Why am I even bothering? Hrmpf....
>>6434612
shit, man, this is some pretty serious stuff. 30 loaves of bread? not even bill gates can afford that much bread
>>6434614
>closes the box
>>6434614
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>6434657
KAW KAW MOTHERFUCKER
>>6434632
I don't know, why are you?
>The mangaka snaps and points at a second sketchbook resting on a nearby table.
Fetch me my spare book, I've just filled this one.
>>6434639
i got a loan from a loan shark though. i got the bread, but now i gotta pay them back with 15 human limbs. they threatened to break my knees and take one of my eyes if i fail to pay up
>>6434665
>She grumbles, stomps over, grabs it, and stomps back, holding it out.
You're welcome.
>>6434653
>>6434657
KAW! KAW!
>>6434670
you're getting into something bad here, man. before you know it, you'll be bribing the stork to give you fifteen babies. is that why we're killing the kid?
>>6434677
Caw? Birb doesn't understand.
Ok, i am very tired... Goodnight everybody!!
>>6434682
pretty much.
oh shit, the police are here.
run, ill hold them off. im a trained martial autist.
>>6434697
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>>6434703
buena cama
>>6434704
oh shit NO
come on, man, don't die on me now
take the acid to the kid and get it done, i'll hold them off instead
>>6434673
Hm.
>He takes it and flips it open to the first page, immediately getting to work sketching models from the book.
How useful was my ability for procuring these books?
>>6434703
Duerme.
>>6434657
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>>6434703
Hasta la vista, baby.
>>6434723
no its fine.
you gotta carry on.
carry on my wayward son, and fulfil you destiny.
>is kill
>>6434703
Goodnight.
>>6434703
Buh-bye!
>>6434725
>She grumbles quietly, before relaxing her posture a little.
All I had to do was ask Gengetsu for the stuff, she doesn't really care about anything. The, uh...hard part was getting back out. Mugetsu was so angry....
>>6434733
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6434711
You're making my head hurt...
>>6434703
Good night
[spoiler]Por qué no hacemos un AR PEE en Español?[/spoiler]
Hey HG?
I never meant to cause you any sorrow.
>>6434746
Ravelord please host
>>6434762
You're a confused lad, but at least you didn't mean anything by it
>>6434749
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>>6434745
You got caught?
>He lets out a disappointed sigh.
It'd seem even my Heaven's Door can't cure natural flat-footedness. Regardless, I can see you still managed to return, so I can't be entirely upset.
How did you manage it? Getting back here, I mean.
>>6434763
A host is needed? Very well! I shall host once I go and grab some human consumption!
>>6434760
NO
I HATE SPANISH RP
>>6434793
Thank you?
>when you have a fucking dumb idea but you might actually do it
>>6434801
>>6434793
Thank you!*
>>6434760
Porque mi habla español muy mal
>>6434808
>I know that feel
>>6434808
>When you have a fucking dumb idea that might be a bit interesting, but you're not nearly creative enough to pull it off
>>6434808
I know this feel all too well.
>>6434826
I mean you were creative enough to think of it
>>6434342
>Not on here
>This is both a blessing and a curse
>>6434830
Thinking and doing are two very different things my friend.
>>6434831
You will be hm hm
You
Will
Be
>>6434837
>Thanks?
>>6434772
UNYU!!! Stop it!
>>6434813
>kissu
>>6434844
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S KNUCKLES
>>6434846
no, your reactions are too cute
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>>6434844
It's from Star Wars
>>6434852
(ohno)
>>6434757
>Pained screaming
>>6434785
No! I made myself known on purpose, I didn't want to worry them even worse!
Hrmpf...Mugetsu's good in a battle, but...we can mess with the systems in my house to sneak out no problem, right Shade?
>"You know it!"
>>6434808
>All my ideas are dumb.
>>6434852
Long time no see.
>>6434862
>should have guessed.
>>6434867
Let me get something straight.
They gave your pet an ability advanced enough to hack the systems of your own home and sneak out.
But..
They didn't give you a GPS because you "wouldn't need it."
>>6434879
You should have hm hm
You
Should
Have
>>6434850
Disgusting.
>>6434858
>her brain overloads as she continues to weep
>>6434891
Hey Yuno, I know nothing about you besides your name and that you're an alleged yandere. Why do people say that about you?
>>6434892
shit, that's not cute at all
stop crying, mang, i have some birdseed for you
>>6434885
No, we taught that to ourselves. I...only got Shade because I wouldn't...shut up about not having any friends....
And we just never thought to put one in it!
>>6434904
>Follow your heart, anon.
>>6434904
but it doesn't make sense not to live for fun
>>6434921
Your head gets smart but your brain gets dumb
>>6434907
Huuh? I actually don't know why anyone would say that... What does yandere even mean?
>>6434914
>immediately stops crying
I want some.
>>6434915
How does a piece of technology help you gain friends?
>>6434948
then have some lmao
>throws birdseed
>>6434934
Something about being attached to a romantic interest so much that you threaten their life if they even consider doing something which hints at a possibility of unfaithfulness
>>6434961
I love pronouncing lmao irl. La-mayo
>>6434962
That isn't what a yandere is at all
>throws brick
>>6434762
Then stop! stop man, just and relax...just hangout here and chill with us. NO discord drama or what ever the fuck you got. JUST CHILL
>>6434971
Wait really? It seems like it.
>>6434979
it's being overly protective, not violent
>>6434973
...
Link?
>>6434979
WHERES ALFRED!
>>6434981
It always seems violence is threatened
>>6434986
Fuck man I don't know chill. Some orange dude with tiny hands ran off with him
>>6434979
Yanderes would never purposely harm their love interests. There are some that lock them away or tie them up because they think it's best for them and they think they're doing the right thing. Usually the violence is towards other women trying to talk to their love interest, yanderes are extremely protective and won't hesitate to kill someone they think has any chance of tempting their love interest into cheating on them
Source: anime specialist
>>6434986
In my bed right now
>>6434994
I prefer the Misery version of the psycho love interest then.
>>6434962
That's not what love should be at all. Its about having someone you can depend on and to protect. Someone to be with forever, no matter what.
>>6434986
Yo, you called? You're lucky I was listening in, dude.
>>6434999
wha?
>>6435003
Ok I feel that, but how into the forever no matter what part are you? Like, say you're digging that, and the guy isn't.
>anon funpost thread is most fun and interesting thread I've seen in awhile
Anon confirmed for best girl.
Hey asl
>>6434979
Basically yandere is "together forever"
>>6435007
Spooked me man someone said you were gone for good....
>>6435016
18/F/Cali girl for life woooo
>>6434956
>"I'm right here, you know!"
Yeah! And at least I can still talk with people over the 'net, too....
>>6435024
Nice M/18/IL here what r u up to ;)
>>6435024
>not 14
Wise of you, shitpost-kun.
Bruh idk about y'all but I would be on his dick faster than a 6x agillity Deoxys S on a conveyor belt.
Idk what this depressed piece of shit doin' in the most happy-go-lucky region in the game but I'd gonna ride him like a damn Tauros... Dark type trainer more like daddy type.
Only ultra beast he gonna find is this dick
>>6434982
Yo.
>>6435036
Uh idk, lol, feeling random stole a beer from my dad dont tell thogh
>>6435043
Why are you anonymous in the bathroom
>>6435043
I'm not supposed to be awake but fuck, I'm happy I am. How the hell are you?
>>6435021
Spooked you? Come on, dude, the hero won't die THAT easily! What do you take me for, a wimp?
>>6435050
Lmao thats crazyy, ur gonna get caught!! U wearing anything? ;))
>>6435064
Uuuhhh idk not much. u wanna c pics ;) LOL i cant believe im doing this
>>6435025
I've heard those chat rooms are awfully dangerous. Don't meet up with anyone you meet on them, they'll rape and kill you.
>Rohan casually sips from a nearby cup.
>>6435059
Where are all your friends today? It's spooky here.
>Hugs
I don't want you to go!
>>6435077
Yeaa babe u got a kik im using my brotjers account hes only 12 but im 18 lol
>>6435083
Man you're doing a pretty decent me impression
BRUH
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>>6435087
Huehuehue. Wiggins?
>>6435085
a what?? i have hotmail can i hav ur hotmail adress?
>>6435091
BRUH
HE FUSED WITH BROCK
>>6435078
I don't go to THOSE parts! ...Often. And it's not like I left the manor ever before this, either. Even I can tell when you're trying to upset me....
>>6435011
>flustered "does not compute noises"
There's not really such a thing is there? How could someone be so heartless toward someone who cares about them so much? I don't... I'm sure those kinds of people are just playing hard to get.
>>6435095
Yeh
>>6435091
Looks pretty accurate
>>6435096
Yea hang on brb
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>>6435106
Why do you hug Alfred?
>>6435104
...I see.
>Adds name to don't stick dick in crazy list
>Sighs deeply
WHEN DID ASH BECOME A CAPRI WEARING MEXICAN?
>>6435083
Eh? Dude, Arthur was here just earlier. Didn't think I'd be here today, but there's been a change of plans! As for my friends, well... Probably asleep, I guess. Maybe. I bet they're all hiding. And it is pretty spooky, I won't lie.
>The hero laughs, taking off his glasses.
I'm not gonna go, and you know it! What kind of hero would I be if I were to leave everyone behind?
>>6435087
...
Wait. If you're Wiggins, then who am I talking to?
>>6435123
I usually don't actually. Originally it was some stupid fucking around after an event in game we both went along with that shipped us. It was a jolly good time, lots of retarded drama, homosexual overtones. I did recently cause I was legit really stressed out and needed to talk to someone that wasn't a family member.
>>6435146
I won't be here later tonight, I've been up for 31 hours already. It's great to hear from you again though. Back at your sister's?
>>6435146
I got good news for you.
>>6435101
Trying to upset you? No, I'm trying to prevent a young naive girl from showing up on the morning news. I don't need that hassle. You have quite a bit of the outside world to catch up on.
Have you ever seen the ocean, for example?
>>6435136
Brian, Alfred, I'm Brian, and I have no idea.
>>6435159
....
No. Just pictures. I don't even know how to swim.
>>6435124
Why are you looking at me like that? Do you think I've said something strange?
>>6435170
Yeah, back in July for a couple months, with my photos of myself ava of all the crazy things. Like I said, grand old retarded gay time
>>6435174
..You don't know how to swim.
Come with me for a moment.
>Rohan grabs Kurumi by the sleeve and starts to haul her off despite her probable protests.
>>6435174
>cuddles
>>6435161
But some people call you Wiggins, so... Brian it is, then! I feel really dumb now!
...I'm not talking to you (I am, but you get the picture), but I'm talking to someone else? I... Who could it be?
>>6435170
"Entourage"? Um... Asleep, probably, or just lurking and watching us talk. I didn't think people would enjoy my antics THIS much. The answer to your question is, most likely, "Asleep or hiding".
>>6435178
And it started from a game event? That's cool
We need more of that,
>>6435175
No, no, not at all. You're absolutely right. A lack of commitment in relationships today is responsible for suffering across the globe.
>Frantic scribbling
>"Avoid the subject at all costs, may be unstable/dangerous"
>>6435185
Who is your entourage, people you usually talk to or hang out with?
You have to have one
>>6435187
Yeah it made me laugh like every day pretty much. I had thought he'd immediately reject it as I was the one struck by the love arrow, so I'd get to have a running gag of being a psychotic stalker, but he rolled with it and we got this instead
>>6435185
Honest to god I have no clue. Their context clues only obfuscate their identity more
>>6435183
>Startled yelling
>>6435181
We have a pool, but Mugetsu neveAAAAAAAH! What're you doing!?
>Unsurprisingly she starts to kick and squirm, and her little friend starts shouting protests as well
ded
>>6435226
Hardly
>>6435226
>revives
>>6435200
People I usually talk to? Well... At least one? I talk to heaps of people often, but the ones I talk to the most are... Baki, Garma, Brian, and that's pretty much it. Often, as in everyday. Not all the time.
...If you mean, like, all the time? I have a list!
>>6435203
>To be fair, Alfred put up with psychotic stalkers way back in the day, so he'd probably be pretty chill with it regardless.
>>6435210
I have a small, small idea, but she only comes around when it's midnight, so it can't be her. D'ya think it might be a lurking person or something?
>>6435190
>she starts breathing heavily
I just, don't know what I'd do if I had my heart broken like that by someone I thought I could depend on...
>>6435237
Please write a list I am VERY interested to know!
Even Hitler had an entourage so is very important you have a big one too!
>>6435224
The less questions you ask the easier this will be.
>He continues dragging her along through trees and tall grass, answering none of her complaints along the way, until he eventually reaches a small lake. He stops and turns around, keeping a firm grip on her sleeve.
Your.. Friend. Thing. The loud one. Is it waterproof?
>>6435237
It can't be Canada, no way. Must be an infrequent visitor....hmmm, no it shouldn't be Link even though he popped in just now, doesn't match up. I'd say you have a secret admirer!
>>6435255
Hey, hey, it's ok. Don't think about it, because no one would ever do that to a sweet girl like you. Ok?
All right, so these old bones are slightly tired, so I'll makes this a nice and relaxed 24 game for you all. Step right up and put in your entries!
>>6435294
Rohan Kishibe
>>6435294
Senshougahara
>>6435294
Makoto Nanaya
>>6435294
A MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER
>>6435281
Ah, I just --... Oh, I'm sorry.
I got really worked up, didn't I?
>>6435294
Capra Demon
>>6435294
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6435262
Even Hitler? Erm... I... Well, okay, I'll keep going along and give you a list. All the time! Here I go! From the top! Ahem.
Baki, Garma, Kaito, Paula, Brian, and... K-- No, no, not that often. C-- Nope. I-- Nuh-uh. Just those five, I usually talk to, I'd say.
>>6435267
Definitely not Canada, she usually never comes around here! I haven't seen Link, so it can't be him. I think I might just know who it is, but I need evidence to support my claims!
>>6435294
Junpei Iori
>>6435294
Starman
>>6435294
Let me sleep please God
>Entry
>>6435294
Sir Keanu reeves
>>6435294
Nozomi Tojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqJKCxhWSHw
>>6435294
Smolgore
>>6435329
>not crestfalu reeves
>>6435263
Her name is Shade!
>"Or ShadeWoman."
...Yes. Wait. Y-you can't be serious....
>>6435294
Kurumi
>>6435310
Yeah, but it's all good now. No harm done. You sure you're alright? You seemed a bit feint there.
>>6435294
Nishikata
>>6435294
Sachi Komine
>>6435294
One Way Hero
>>6435294
Vic Viper
>>6435319
If you had to ship between these people
who would you pick?
very interested to hear your answer
>>6435319
Well let me in on the hunchy hunch there pal. Just have your narrator whisper it to mine, they can't read what our narrators are saying
>>6435294
Yottsun
>>6435294
Gallerian Marlon
>>6435324
>Wiggy, I thought you went to bed over two hours ago.
>>6435294
Fuck the Police
>>6435294
Peri the Platypus
>>6435345
>Rohan picks up Kurumi by the armpits and lifts her up like a doll.
I've decided your world is too useful to my manga to let slip between my fingers, and if you were to die it would cut off my only lifeline. For that reason I'm going to teach you how to not drown.
>As he finishes his sentence, he tosses her into the water and casually starts rolling up his pants.
>>6435381
I tried. I got anxious. I have a disorder
>>6435305
That's a cute spider.
>>6435294
Bikko
>>6435392
>Ah, fair enough.
>>6435303
That's a cute squirrel
>>6435347
J-Just peachy. I'm all right, really, so don't worry about me.
>>6435294
Avenger
>>6435401
>kissu best girl
>>6435361
I-I... What... What kind of question is...? I can't answer it or else I'll be judged, I...! I dunno who I'd pick! Can't pick Brian since I shipped with him before, can't pick Garma because he has the hots for someone else... Kaito's a robot, that wouldn't work out... Baki? I mean, he DID kidnap the president, and that's bad, so no... Paula it is, then!
>>6435366
I'll let you in on the hunchy hunch, my man. Narrator, would you do the honours?
>The narrator snaps back to attention, looking at the Anon with a startled glare. "What am I whispering, again?"
>>6435410
Give a holler if you change your mind, don't be bashful neither. Have a nice, happy night
>>6435391
NonononONONAAA-
>She hits the water like a fucking rock, and instantly starts kicking and flailing, letting out a weird mix of terrified shouts and gasps for breath as she forces her head above-water
>>6435294
Baki the Grappler
K-KEH? WHY HAS HOSTHELPER DONE THIS TO ME?
>>6435420
>My narrator leans in and says, "That you think the secret admirer is Bikko"
>>6435417
>wipes it off
Come on now.
>>6435435
Ah, hgtools.neocities.org has a page on a hotfix for this
>>6435435
Swap please.
>>6435432
>>6435371
>>6435435
>even the new servers realize that HG is cancer
Based Hiroshima.
>>6435420
Okay, thanks for answering my question.
Who do you have the hots for? In here!
>>6435435
>You need to change the ends of the filenames for the tribute image to "s.jpg", I believe.
>>6435430
>He neatly folds his socks by the water's edge while she panics, setting his shoes and sketchpad near them. Careful not to get his shirt wet, he walks into the water and stands near the flailing Kurumi, watching her struggle.
Hm. Don't move so much, you're sinking yourself. Keep your lungs full of air and you'll float, it's simple.
>>6435442
>hands you a pack of cigs.
don't worry about it.
>>6435452
>>6435435
>>6435334
Swap please.
>>6435452
Thanks robo-buddy.
>>6435462
Can I really have these?
>>6435453
>a jew with a jap palette swap
>based
Leddit niggers ladies and gentlemen
>>6435466
>Pocketsand
>>6435477
>Very painful staring accompanied by loud muffled grunts of agony
Kehe! I found to solution! Thank you humans. Now then, I'll grab those swaps and we shall begin shortly!
>>6435429
Yeah, sure thing. Thank you for the chat stranger.
>>6435435
It looks, well, not good.
>>6435439
>The narrator looks at Alfred, and back at the other narrator. "He actually thinks that it's Belarus that's talking to him. Not whoever that is."
>>6435455
You're welcome, my man. It's in the hero's blood, after all!
In here? I dunno, it really depends what you mean by "in here". Right now? In general? You gotta be specific--
>>6435466
OF COURSE, IT'S MY MAIN MAN BRIAN WHO'S BEEN THERE SINCE THE START OF MY CAREER HERE. EVEN WHEN I WAS BEING A BIT HARD TO TALK TO, HE STUCK WITH ME REGARDLESS, WHICH IS PRETTY COOL.
>>6435458
>Considering she doesn't stop in the slightest, she either didn't hear or isn't in much of a place to comprehend it.
>At least Shade can be heard shouting death threads at the mangaka.
>>6435472
of course don't sweat it.
>incase you don't have.
>>6435484
>Capra Demon in Gravelord Games
This pleases me.
>>6435484
Let's do this!
>>6435488
In the HungerGames
>>6435488
>Replies through gritted teeth
Thank you Alfred. Now please help me remove the sand from my eyes. Guide me to a faucet
>>6435463
Huh? What's this?
>He points accusingly at her with his gavel.
Trying to bribe me huh? That's quite a crime...
I accept, I find you innocent, hahaha.
>>6435470
Thank the nice girl who swapped me back in, because now I get to try you..
>>6435492
>I have literally everything, thank you though man
>>6435514
Do you have this?
>hands you my heart
>>6435491
....
>Rohan splashes her in the fucking face
Calm down! I'm telling you exactly what you need to do!
Stop flailing! Move your arms and legs more slowly! Breathe steadily! I'm not going to help you if you start drowning, so learn to help yourself!
Crying and whining gets you nowhere! This is a life or death example! Learn to stop crying, or go under the water and die!
Life is not about only getting by, or even surpassing others!
Life is about surpassing YOURSELF!
>>6435484
>>6435463
>>6435501
Oh my, that's not a good reason to accept at all. I did it because you looked like you really wanted to be apart of it. I'm only here to pass time anyways, so it's no problem for me to give you your fun.
>>6435514
I'll have to draw something for you then
>>6435484
Don't. Get. Eliminated.
>>6435501
Try me? Whoa boy! Try not to lose the screws of yours Kaito.
Adachi x Dubs
Kaito x Paula x Yukine
Aikawa x Yuno
Soviet x Nod unit
Rinoa x Risk
Ocelot x Mokuo
Rika x Marisa
Robbie Rotten x Sportacus
Alfred x Garma
Suburu x Ferris
Anon x kys
Seth x Izaya
Fumi x a shota
Rohan x Ash
Smolgore x undertale
Ultron x Dennys
Furry porn x Fyxe
Red x Pokemon
Arachnea x Wasp Chan
Schrodinger x The Captain
Hikki x cocks
LF x KK
HG x dead
Ramsay x Endo
Cirno x Fuck off
Eggman-kun x starman
Araragi x Shinobu
Reigen x Challenges
Beerus x food
Trump x America
Alex jones x Radio Graffiti
Junko x Hoshi
Kamina x Ruby x lolis
Souda x ibuki
DDD x Nintendo games
Wiggins x Martin
Late Grimes x Late Go
Stocking x ERP
Medusa x Bold n Brash
Sunset x Spike
Saber x Saber
Baki x Gains
Nep x pure
Jude x Shekels
Sol x Ramlethal
Baron x Vraeth
Denton x HGA
Aussa x Hiita
Muffet x Rape
Shion x feet
Souda x Gundam
Okabe x Suicide
Tricky x Booce
Alma Elma x Sophisto
Dean x Matoi
SWP x chemo
Booker x Right
Bolin x Janus
Shit x Post
Raven x Luna
Garnet x Hiccup
Tamaki x Celeste
Shorty x weed
Uta x cody
Holo x Craft
Ayy x lmao
Kirirgiri x Fat Togami
Junpei x homelessness
Luffy x clit
/b/ HG x brg
Check x em
>>6435498
Altogether? At this very moment? Well...
...Hm... Hm... I... Don't have an answer yet, sorry. Heaps of people have caught my eye, but not people I have the hots for. Kinda. Sorta. There's probably been a few that I felt that way towards, but that was long ago.
>>6435500
You're welcome, dude. As for the faucet...
>Alfred takes out a phone and calls everyone's favourite Russian, asking if he can borrow his faucet. The Russian tells the hero that it'll be there soon.
When do you need it, again? Now, right?
>>6435520
>A wild Phil Collins walks into view
>Upon seeing this, he pulls out a pad of paper and starts writing
>>6435528
Yes, one with water that flows through it hopefully. My eyes are getting destroyed
>>6435528
what about now in the past couple of days. anyone cross your mind.
I am making an investigation
>>6435539
Yukine are you putting moves on?
K-keh! It seems my backrounds aren't working as well! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE
...
Anyways, shall we continue?
>>6435527
forever shall I stay in irrelevance
>>6435550
Who are you?
>>6435549
What? No, I have no "pickle pee," leave me alone.
Where you at, Shion?
>>6435527
>Dean x Matoi
-u-
>>6435523
You going to paint me like one of your French girls?
>only if you really want to
>>6435518
Hey thanks. The back market will pay a pretty penny for this.
>>6435549
Uh... you okay there?
>>6435527
>Fat Togami x Kirigiri
???
>>6435562
My mom speaks French, hope that's close enough
>>6435549
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>6435555
I know what you're trying I won't fall for it :^)
>>6435565
I finally fucking found you!
Here, take this my dude
>>6435520
>She coughs loudly as she slows down, barely managing to keep her head up. Shade continues shouting, but it's pretty much incomprehensible
>>6435549
Get me out of here...!
>>6435548
No this is part of a very big project coming soon
>>6435537
...Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have called Russia, then.
>Suddenly, a faucet drops in front of Brian, the one that Russia always uses when he's going about his normal life.
Oh! Do you think you could use that?
>>6435539
Past couple of days, within here? I'm sorry, man, but no one has crossed my mind in the slightest. Not no one at all. If it was past month, I think I would have an answer.
What kind of investigation, Anon?
>>6435549
THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
>>6435549
I'll just casually walk away from this undead Asylum, no biggie.
>>6435575
>11/10
>>6435549
System of a Dowton Abbey
>>6435579
I found my own while waiting for Vanya, thanks a ton though. I have to go to sleep now. Could you please tell me if I won tomorrow? I know I can trust you.
...
I WAS TOLD THIS BIKKO PERSON WAS MALE. WHO GAVE ME THE WRONG INFO? I'LL TURN YOU INTO A SKELETON ONCE I FIND OUT WHO
...
Anyways...
Kehe! What did you do to get such a large amount of hate, Baki?
>>6435579
It's important it's going to change HungerGames for the better. Just you wait.
Now....Who do you despise the most?
>>6435588
Aw shit, ignore this post
>>6435521
>A twisted smile forms on his face.
Hahaha...!
Fun? I'm not here for such a thing, all I need is money. It's what will make my wish come true.
>>6435526
>He whispers to him.
Psst..! I'm on character..! I'm acting!
>He talks normally again.
AHEM!
Kaito? It's Gallerian Marlon, peasant.
>>6435549
So many faces from my courtroom.. Who didn't pay up!
>>6435592
Huh? Ugh..! I know I had a talent for it as a child but..
I want to give Bikko a warm place to stay.
>>6435592
Well. That sucks. Better find a new baseball bat
>>6435568
I don't so I'm S.O.L. on that one.
>>6435592
Hey Nito, I'm just here to loot a few things so pay no mind.
>>6435576
>Ignoring the angry device, Rohan begins to float further away from Kurumi, leaving her in the middle of the small pond. He slides a pen out from between his ear and his head, and sprays a thin line of ink in the water roughly fifteen feet away from her.
You have ten seconds to swim across this line. If you don't make it in time, I'll leave you here in the middle of the forest, alone. Your time starts now.
>>6435597
>Presses hide button
>all this Bikko worship
deja vu
>>6435599
Your wish of murdering people and getting away with it? Rest assured, you'll get what's coming to you eventually, Kaito-kun.
>>6435613
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
>>6435589
...Ah, man, he's gonna be pissed if he finds a scratch on it. I'll tell you tomorrow if you won or not, dude, you can trust me to do that for you. Good night, man.
>>6435596
It will? Then I hope that this information is used wisely, Anon. This type of stuff could ruin friendships.
Who do I despise the most? Well, I don't hate anyone here at all! Just... Feel uncomfortable whenever a few people are around, I guess. I dunno. Rika and Urotsuki, I guess? I don't hate them, just feel really uncomfortable around them now.
>>6435592
>I'm really expecting an event refrencing Havelmoms in the forest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxN0M7wOJIY
>>6435602
I want to teach her how to box and start a bumfight racket
>>6435607
Eh? All right, just dont steal a single bone and you're fine.
A-AND NONE OF MY RAVE EQUIPMENT.
...APPARENTLY THE NIGHT PICTURE STILL WORKS. THIS SLIGHTLY ANNOYS ME.
>>6435613
>sorry man. I just enjoy taking to people who take the time for it.
>>6435620
HIGHER ON THE STREETS AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GO
Is there going to be a game after this?
>>6435592
Pretty sure they just vandalized my house by now, if they hated me so much. I don't really mind. I get a lot of hate for just being me y'know.
>>6435599
...oh, uh...okay?
>He whips out a reassuring smile, as if this was normal to do in a situation.
.....and I'm uh.... Young Master, Hanma Baki.
>>6435562
>anon clutches his chest and falls over
so tha-that's it then? ...oh...
>fucking DIES
>>6435625
The nigga's missing a leg, nigga. Plus she's like 75 pounds and a smoker. I could whup her ass.
>>6435634
>good to see you by the way.
>>6435626
Success! Now bail!
Whatever happened to Frostman from X Men
>>6435645
OH SHIT NIGGA IT'S YOU
>>6435622
Anyone else?
don't leave out any names for my investigation.
>>6435626
Wow, what. a. dream. But I've already accomplished my bucket-list when I was a wee' little boy. So it was really nothing.
>>6435592
AAAAAH!
>>6435610
>Sobbing in between gasps, she starts flailing and struggling over to it
>>6435626
NONONONO-
>>6435645
WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM
>>6435645
>Garry's not dead.
This pleases me as well.
>>6435617
>He starts sweating and looks off to the side.
That's not even close to my wish! A-and I don't know this Kaito person..
>>6435626
Now lets shake him so money falls out!
>>6435639
>He regains his composer.
Master? What's your last time the prospect of you being rich has piqued my interest.
>>6435645
>Hello me!
>>6435645
You can go back to hiding I know Bikko looks like Urotsuki but that's not her so don't worry no need to be thirsty just yet
>>6435626
Well there goes my plans for looting.
>>6435640
>looks around before dragging your body away
>>6435645
Thanks.
>>6435641
I'll just beat you down with my crutches.
>>6435626
>Capra demon PTSD triggered
>Literally the only boss that gave me problems
>>6435623
>nerfs your build in the latest patch
>the weapons you dislike most are now the new meta
>2nd DLC is even shorter than Ariandel
Well, what is it?
>>6435653
Please, keep in mind that I don't HATE them. I don't hate anyone here, that's really dumb. I just... Feel uncomfortable around them. It hurts when you die.
Anyone else? Well, no, not really. Having scuffles with people doesn't necessarily mean you hate them.
>>6435660
>Rohan just counts down the numbers overly-loudly and aggressively.
FIVE.
FOUR.
I'M TURNING AROUND TO LEAVE.
THREEEEEE.
>>6435676
hate may have been a strong word, what about dislike?
>>6435684
>>6435666
In that case I believe I have the wrong person. So long, not!Kaito
>>6435687
Dislike? Honestly, I don't dislike anyone here, either. I'm too much of an optimist to think that badly of anyone. Everyone here is relatively cool, it's just those two that I don't feel all that safe around.
>>6435695
>Draws them
>>6435666
...
Eh?
....
You might need to re-word that a little, Sir Kai--... I mean Gallerian Marlon the III. I just so happened to be born from a wealthy yak-- family, quite ironic since I live in a literal dump myself.
>>6435695
....Uh... this is not what it looks like bro.
>>6435695
Nope. Screw that, I am out!
>>6435651
>>6435661
>>6435664
Jeez you guys...It hasn't been that long has it?
>>6435666
See you're still doing well, evening.
>>6435667
There's only one women out there for me and I was just sending my regards.
>>6435668
No prob.
>>6435684
a good shit?
Bikko a cute.
>>6435701
alright.
Now we received reports that you were about to ship with someone. that true?
>>6435677
>Se's moving as fast as she possibly can given the circumstances
>>6435674
>I use Red Hilted Halberd, nobody really complains about that.
>Washing Pole is always shit. No fair buffs can make it good.
>I don't really care about DLC.
>>6435710
Please stick around this time.
Swimming in treacherous waters. Quite literally!
>>6435714
I... Was about to ship with someone? Is this about the rumours about me and Garma being the best ship here? If so, no, I'm not planning to do that with anyone right now. I don't have anyone to think that about YET.
...I must sound really, really boring. It's because I'm innocent, man!
>>6435721
>He suddenly stops counting upon reaching "two," and steps out of the water. He doesn't say a single word, but Kurumi would find that the water level had reached a high enough point to stand on with her head above the water.
>Shit, it's like 2 AM and I have shit I need to do in a few hours. Can someone get my winscreen to me on the low chance I actually win? Also, thanks for hosting Nito. Later folks
>>6435711
>rapes her
>>6435695
... How much did this strength did this man have? Well.. Back to hell for now.
>>6435697
...
>He breaks character.
It's me! It's me!... Whaaa...
>He starts tearing up.
>
>>6435706
It's not the third...
But I was saying, to tone it down for you, only rich people have the title of master yes? The possibility of you being rich has made my wallet feel like it could be filled.
>>6435710
>Hugs.
Don't stay quiet for so long again! It's nice seeing you every once in a while.
>>6435710
Jesus man this is the day of returns. Bikko, Garry, Link for a few minutes
>>6435726
>I don't really care about DLC
>mfw
Red Hilly's an underappreciated wep. Good pick.
>tfw don't remember Garry ever being entertaining or interesting but jump on the bandwagon anyway
This is hg
>>6435733
Thank you for your time before I go could you tell me who is Rika,Urotsuki,Garma,Brian and Kaito
Suicide pacts are a hilarious thing in another persons world!
>>6435752
>tfw nobody will reply to you if you leave
>>6435742
he was good people and that's all it takes for me
>>6435727
Depending on the day, I've been thinking of coming back more often.
>>6435741
Good night.
>>6435747
I can always come by once in awhile.
>pokes his forehead
As long as I feel the way I am, I'll always return.
>>6435749
I heard someone else returned briefly but I don't think they stay either.
>>6435752
It's like a big family right?
>>6435752
>entertaining or interesting RP in hg 2016
>>6435736
....
>She looks down as her feet touch the lakebed.
>She then starts coughing up a bit of water.
>>6435741
>Night.
>>6435741
See ya, dude!
>>6435760
Don't worry about it. Don't tell Rika or Urotsuki I talked about them, please, I think they wouldn't be too happy that I talked about them behind their backs. I think they detest my existence...
Rika's the tank girl, Brian's the person with a beard like a lumberjack, Urotsuki's the gal with a chainsaw, Garma has purple hair and a fancy suit, and Kaito's got blue hair and a robotic voice. He's here right now, actually.
>>6435747
I'm rich too, I just choose to live in an Urban Penthouse that I call home. I'm more then just rich in wealth man, I'm also rich in "texture" - you get me?
But yeah, I've been literally called Master quite a few times before in my life. It was intense man, ever had a group of people salute before you?
>>6435751
>Yeah. It's a fun turtling weapon. I abuse the hell out of the WA to get poise backstabs. Any forward rollers just get shut down when I do an unlocked 180 degree pivot on them for a BS.
>Too bad I'm not that great in general and any decent CCS / Sabre user just wrecks me.
>>6435747
Kaito-san? What're you doing here? I thought you were going insane like I predicted. I think I'm a little bummed out now.
>>6435781
Yes thank you for your time.
>>6435771
Rin?
>>6435774
Your lungs and sinuses are burning, aren't they? They hurt, I'm sure. You're angry at me for putting you through that, wondering why I didn't help you. You could have died. You're exhausted. Your face is wet, but it isn't from tears. You stopped crying when you realized it wasn't a game anymore. When you realized no one was going to help you, you did something you've never done before, you decided to help yourself. You needed to focus. You didn't have the capacity to cry.
Come here and dry off. You taught yourself to swim today.
>>6435771
Good, because someone has to balance out all of the types of guys here, tsuns being a lot more than you'd think..
>>6435783
I am a judge, so does making everyone stand and sit by command while I'm in the courtroom count? Maybe the fact that I also control the lives of all the heinous criminals that find their way to the courtroom.
>>6435786
I-insane? No.. I'm just trying out my acting, I-I'm pretty good right? And are you disappointed because I'm not crazy..?
Quite the brutal death for the goat thing..
>>6435787
You're welcome, sir/ma'am/whoever you are. Please, try not to twist my words into anything malevolent. I don't hate anyone here in the slightest. Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=24&v=mHnvkRajbac
>>6435807
Mr. Kaito
I am a detective. Can I ask you a couple of questions please?
>>6435811
>'Tis but a scratch.
>Smolgore, on mobile.
>>6435820
Explain the context of this like I'm 5 please
>>6435803
I think I managed everything while crying....
>Pouting, she trudges back out, looking at her clothes
Oooh.... If I was petty, I'd...!
>>6435822
Huh? Ah.. Sure, but just Kaito is fine.
>>6435807
Woah boy, you're going a bit overboard there with your power man. I know the power's invested in you to lay down the law but hell man.
A little late light Justice is promoted in Lordran!
>>6435789
I think so...but I don't remember but it's nice to return once in awhile anyway.
>>6435807
We as the big brothers must counter-act the tsun-tsuns?
>>6435837
Alright. This is for an ongoing project that I do believe will change this place for the better.
Now. can you tell me who is in your entourage or posse.
>>6435807
I am a little disappointed, but if you think this is the proper way for a male idol to act, then who am I to judge? In the end you do whatever you can to make people happy!
>>6435827
They're migrants think that tiny ass ship is actually a coast guard ship so they sink their own boat on purpose so the coast guards will be forced to recuse them and take them back to Europe for free.
Instead its a tiny fishing boat that can do literally nothing to save them and all the dindus drown.
Its every humans favorite time! Feast time!
>>6435785
I still don't have a weaponfu for DS3. My standard GS's and UGS's are all fine but nothing that I really wanted to focus in on, like Pursuer's UGS in 2.
CCS is fucked, the hitbox and linger on that thing is unreal and the Follower's Saber has a stupidly good WA. It's pretty much hit L2 and the other guy's healthbar disappears.
>>6435835
>Rohan removes his bright green overshirt and drops it onto Kurumi's head, rubbing it in to dry her hair and shut her up.
I didn't bring a towel with me. I have plenty of spare vests, I don't mind dirtying one.
I feel much safer letting you travel now, at the very least. I can't have you dropping something valuable into the river.
>He drops a cold 7Up into her lap.
>>6435867
...I'll accept this, I brought it upon myself, that's fine.
>>6434831
I will add you as Knuckles later today
>>6435839
Haha, what do you mean? Someone has to take the job yes? I am fully capable of baring the weight of the lives my judgments take.
>>6435842
Yes! Exactly! I knew you'd understand, Garry. We have Ringabel as well, sort of, I mean he's not tsun so...
>>6435844
Entourage? Uhmm, I'd like to think I've talked to most people here, but people I normally talk to when I'm and they are here is.. America, Baki, Ramlethal, Paula, and Elly.. This is hard because I don't really want to draw lines like that! I want people to know they can talk to me and I won't turn them away.
>>6435847
But.. Some people like the villain ya'know? Besides, I'm still the big brother idol! Sorry to disappoint you though, I might malfunction one day, haha.
With a few moments of peace to pass by, we have our final few left in here!
>>6435882
Is that it?
Alright now who in the past few days has caught your interests? In anything.
Capra demon...are you not from Izalith?
>>6435882
...uh...forget about Kaito. The bottom line is, yes, I'm rich. Rich enough to pay my own rent.
>>6435879
>Shade seems to be grumbling something under it's "breath", and Kurumi shouts muffledly at the trying, before moving to try and fix the ribbon in her hair
It's not as if I need to cross and rivers here-AH!
>She jolts a bit at the contact, before picking the can up and gawking in wonder.
>>6435898
So that's how he ended up in the Burg, living with dogs. Huh.
GO CAPRA DEMON!
>>6435882
That day might happen soon if you're not careful. I did a tarot card reading when you were asleep and it seems like you're in for some trouble.
>>6435868
>I haven't played DS2.
>The Sabre is just broken lmao
>The WA alone makes it objectively better than CCS. Really, hyper armor, insane distance coverage and damage, and the working kick to R1 after just makes it topple everything.
>Thanks Miyazaki
>>6435898
>I think I'm gonna save that event.
>>6435902
K-KEHE. THAT WOULD CERTAINLY BE BAD, WOULDNT IT?
>>6435910
Kek!
>>6435882
Has there been a huge turf war?
>>6435914
>Shit, this was a code I was really hoping to win in.
>Bah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dABxmLld76Y
>>6435897
Caught my interest huh..? Actually I haven't been here as much as I usually am lately, but Rohan came back and even though he's a little rough to me it's nice to see him again.
>>6435904
Then you have enough to donate to the ' won't find you guilty' fun, yes?
>>6435911
Huh? R-really?! Y-you're not trying to scare me right..? Jeez.. Doing witchcraft like that while I'm recharging..
>>6435920
No, not really, it just feels.. uneven.
>>6435914
JUNPEI YOU FUCK! STOP RUINING CANON WINS HOLY SHIT
(I WAS HOPING CAPRA DEMON WOULD WIN, BUT THIS WORKS OUT IN A REVENGE SORT OF WAY)
Kehe! He was very close as well!
Kill me.
>>6435934
Rodger.
Is there anyone you dislike? If not feel uneasy around.
>>6435934
It can always get uneven but it is up to us as a hole to fix that issue.
>>6435941
>have seen a bunch of these
>not hated as much as I believed
Feels good
>>6435937
Well, that was certainly an ending, I guess! Congrats to Starman, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>6435941
...
I'm third? I-I... Thanks, man.
>>6435941
>not even on it
>>6435907
You never know. It's for my manga, so any precaution I can take, I will.
>He makes a "can opening" motion with his hands to show her how it's done, on the off chance that she'd never dealt with a pop can before. Seeing as she had her hands occupied, Rohan drapes his vest around her shoulders and can't help himself from adjusting her ribbon properly.
>>6435941
>Finally Top 10 in one
>Thank you whoever this is
>>6435941
Wiggins?
>>6435955
It was too big fampai. Im sorry I had to cut it.
>>6435959
I accept death.
>>6435958
No. Wiggins hates Hoshi. why would he put him in Top 25?