Hello people of /trash/ I'm a bit new to this board, so,

/trash/ is basically just /b/ but with furry porn and /co/ generals, instead of shitposting and newfags.

>>6431905


According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, g

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>>6432030
Ah, alright, thanks.

The new image I'm posting is a continuation of the first post, being my own art this time.

>>6431905
graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?

>>6431905

I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough
Here we have our latest advancemen

>>6431905
nt,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

>>6432161
Fuck it. This is all you guys are getting. I'm to lazy to finish it. Anyone feel free to continue my journey. http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html

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>>6432193
Thank you for stopping well you still could.

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Might as well give this a topic.
What are your thoughts on Phoenix Wright?

>>6432503
Beefag here, Its okay. I bought the first when it came out and played it about half way through. I never picked it back up.

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Imagine if a board had no flaws.
There were no arguements.
Everything were sacred.
People just talked and drew at a comfotable, slow pace.

/trash/ is not that board.

In /trash/, the laws of the land are as follows:

HG threads are tumors that won't go away.
"Haha I hate myself" threads are about edgy queers with drug problems.
The /co/ threads are causing civil war and are all just as cancerous.
Bully anyone suspected to by speedy.
The ponies aren't leaving, we tried.

Welcome to the second circle of hell, friend.
I'm glad you could join us.

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Thunder, rain, and lightning
Danger, water rising
Clamor, sirens wailing
It's such a bad sign

Shadows of dark creatures
Steel clouds floating in the air
People run for shelter
What's gonna happen to us

All the steps we take; all the moves we make; all the pain at stake
I see the chaos for everyone; who are we; what can we do
You and I are same in the way that we have our own styles that we won't change
Yours is filled with evil and mine's not there is no way I can lose


Can't hold on much longer; but I will never let go
I know it's a one way track; tell me now how long this will last
I'm not gonna think this way; nor will I count on others
Close my eyes and feel it burn; now I see what I've gotta do

Open your heart, it's gonna be all right

Ancient city blazing
Shadows keep attacking
Little children crying
Confusion, hopeless anger


I don't know what it can be but you drive me crazy
All your cunning tricks make me sick; you won't have it your own way


Open your heart and you will see


If it won't stop, there will be no future for us
Its heart is tied down by all the hate; gotta set him free


I know it's a one way track; tell me now how long this will last
Close my eyes and feel it burn; now I see what I've gotta do


Gotta open your heart dude


Open your heart, it's gonna be all right, yeah

Open your heart
Open your heart

>>6433227
Fuck bees

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>>6432030

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You shouldn't go to /tlhg/

More Bee Movie script.
Less drawfag autism.

If you don't like furry porn, you're going to have a bad time

more art