Hunger Games Thread ; HG Thread ; /trash/'s only good thread
"Je vais faire genre de mettre une citation en français pour faire trop cool."
The savior of HG shows up once again to save his disgusting fans from transitioning to "gay faggots" to "beyond hopeless irredeemable hyper faggots" by gracing this trash can with his based as fuck games.
WARNING: PC "might" overheat. Might means very possibly in this case. Probably due to the fact even Seth Rollins' personal computer can't hold the greatness of his own games.
UIDs will determine how many jabronis will compete in this miss.
A name, an image, a gender if you're a queer, and we'll be all good to go.
Colonel Sanders.
the champ
Shalashaska
Rin Tohsaka
>>6428392
Fujiwara no Mokou
Smolgore
Senshougahara
Lord Beerus
>>6428392
Miia
Adrian Rollini
Sheamus
Bikko
Alisha Diphda
Ash Crimson
Capra Demon
>>6428392
Rohan Kishibe
>>6428392
Hei
>>6428392
Marika
REDACTED
Sanae Kochiya
Araragi
X7-10
Lum!
Alma Elma
White Heart
The Most Liked Community Member
Autism dad
Nel Enimagak
Natsuki Subaru
Tommy Dorsey
Dean Ambrose
Baki
Akira Agarkar Yamada
SaniTY
INCINEROAR
The Miz
A sad Peashy
The Man
>>6428392
Mogeko
Nozomi Tojo
>>6428416
Welcome back.
I missed ya.
>>6428456
Can we talk about that ifunny watermark for a second
>>6428456
>iFunny
might as well add the 9gag watermark
>>6428392
Assassin
Kurumi And Albrecht
>>6428424
How did you post a blank picture
>>6428475
and a deviantart watermark
Lala
>>6428456
>>>>>>>>ifunny
36 or 48 ?
>>6428453
MY SCRIPT IS TO THE LETTER AND I'LL WRITE YOUR FINAL VERSE
Starlord
Starman
Ranma Saotome
Sir Carrot
>>6428393
So um... Wiggins... Do you have a moment?
Lord Prosciutto
>>6428500
Yes
>>6428512
Anon? More like Gay Anon
>>6428503
>massages thighs
>>6428513
What are you doing in the ft thread? With Colonel Sanders?
>>6428495
Could you do me a solid and stand the FUCK out of MY spotlight? There is only room for one superstar here. And his name is THE MIZ!
>>6428499
C-Cute!
>>6428472
Thanks kid. Thought I'd watch a round or two before nodding off or something.
>>6428525
I missed. It was a brand new thread exactly when Seth said this one was coming up.
>>6428512
lol
>>6428490
>>6428475
>>6428473
>tfw I forgot to crop
>>6428529
I missed you.
>leaves hamburger
>>6428526
Oh good. You're here too. Just when I thought someone I actually like would show up.
>>6428524
>>6428482
it's krispen wah
>>6428542
>Not screencapping images yourself
I should really pay more attention to these things.
>>6428357
It's quite perplexing, yes. I had no idea such a thing could exist, let alone...survive.
>>6428363
Oh, nothing. You have a great figure, dear. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>6428371
Every time I return here, I hold the slightest shred of hope that they have reformed themselves, and have begun working towards self-improvement again. Sadly, that shred of hope has always been lost the moment I set foot anywhere near them.
Seth's Wife
>>6428542
crop this
*unzips penis*
>>6428547
I mean I missed and posted the entry in that thread cause I'm on Clover and you can tell which threads are new when you're spamming refreshing because the image takes a second to load
>>6428526
last I checked, you're still holding on to my sloppy seconds
It's my show Miz
THE KEVIN OWENS SHOW
>>6428553
ORIGINAL MEMESNEK
I LOVE YOU
>>6428558
>crops your dick off
>>6428527
U-Um...well I uh...thank you very much, my lady...
>>6428524
>Kicks the massager's head.
>>6428572
What
>>6428546
Ah good! Dean Ambrose. You have the honour of beign tonights guest on Miz TV! We are going live in 3....
2.....
1.....
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another episode of Miiiiiiiz TV, starring the greatest, the most handsome and...the mooooost AAAAAWEEEESOOOOME TV host out there. Your very own THEEE MIZ!
Dean Ambrose. What are your feelings of last night? Was the event of you teaming up with your former brothers a one time thing or can we possibly expect something to happen that's almost half as awesome and cool as I am: A reunion of The Shield?
>>6428544
>immediately starts eating the burger
They put extra onions in this one. Very nice.
>>6428572
I lost her, for sure
>>6428572
...I shouldn't waste too much time thinking about this.
>
>>6428553
Eventually you'll learn to stop letting that hopeful light rise and just expect the worst at all times. Too many people rely on the "mind over matter" mentality, thinking if they're optimistic, things will improve. The truth is that the world will never improve. Everything is on a constant downward spiral. Realizing that is the key to succeeding. A pessimist is never disappointed, after all. The only things these people care about are their petty wants and short-term desires, very few of them focus on what really matters.
That being said, I would like to cut you open and draw what's inside.
Pixel Princess Asuka
>>6428602
Grilled or raw?
> PC already getting slightly hot
E-everything is fine.
So umm.
This is the part where you're allowed for 5 minutes to suck each others' womb brooms and swap each others for good boy points.
If not then we can start this wild ride without any more faggotry bullcrap.
Blame my secretary if she got your gender wrong.
>>6428553
Wh-What makes you use the word 'great'? Why not use a different word? It almost sounds as if you're agreeing with that stupid spider.
>>6428613
>>6428616
Give this piece of pixel my spot please
>>6428616
Let's do this!
>>6428616
We're good if you make it so I win.
>>6428616
Swap Moge-tan for his lord, please!
>>6428464
>>6428503
>>6428616
>PC already getting slightly hot
How many porn you watched today?
>>6428620
Arigato.
>>6428616
I'm ready for battle!
>>6428616
May the best.... Person win?
>>6428562
Get in line. The only one who decides who appears on MizTV is The Miz himself.
>>6428616
I. The Miz, feel generous tonight. So generous infact that I will grant Seth Rollins this rare oppurtunity to be reunited with the onyl woman as ugly and boring as he is!
>>6428557
>>6428616
In case your rig blows up just declare me the winner.
>>6428634
Post your ava tiers.
>>6428619
Croikey, would ya look at that one.. That might just be tha biggest snoike oi've evva seen in me life.. It looks loike it just finished eatin', or it could just be fat. Let's sneak up on it..
So... Okabe's roomate just told us in PM that he died in a car crash on the way to Uni today.
>>6428597
Miz? Miz what the hell are you doing there aren't even any camera's here. It ain't even tuesda-
Oh fuck it.
Look, Seth, Roman, I got nothing on them anymore. They can go have their war with Kevin and Jericho and whatever the hell they do on Raw, I don't give a damn about any of that. The only thing I was there for last night was to send a nice, loooong message to AJ Styles.
I don't give a damn what brand, what show, what company, what fucking PLANET we're on. I don't care if we're on the same team or the opposite team, or any of that crap. He's got my belt, and I want it back.
>>6428650
Nani?
>>6428661
K that's fine
>>6428614
Grilled. Onions add a nice crunchy layer that I have always enjoyed since back when I was a kid. Thank fir the burger bud but I don't have any money so I can't pat you back.
>>6428664
Check the last thread.
>>6428634
I never got the chance to pay you back the backgrounds you made for me, consider this done now
>>6428661
my heart goes out to his family
>>6428616
just give me my winscreen already
>>6428643
MizTV is cancelled off The Kevin Owens Show
>>6428672
Oh I didn't leave it, don't worry. I was merely curious
>>6428661
Proof?
>>6428664
http://hgavasorter.tumblr.com/
>>6428661
Truly a sad event. RIP.
>>6428661
send me the corpse
so I can fuck it
>>6428616
Looks fine to me. Let's get this over with.
>>6428661
>>6428688
Go walk in front of a car fuckface
>>6428661
Jokes aside, I would be really saddened should he ever die.
>>6428698
They're just going to stop and I'll look ridiculous.
>>6428705
Run in front of one then
>>6428675
>>6428686
Concerning my friends, I wouldn't hurt their feelings like that. I'll play with their minds, not with their hearts. I don't want anyone thinking they'll never have a chance with me either.
>>6428678
More than enough.
>>6428652
>>6428652
>sprays you with cold water
I am noooooot fat! I am not, I am not, I am not!
>>6428710
>anyone
>>6428710
>kissu thigh
>>6428693
>Bikko, while you were away I started using Haku, i-is that fine..? I just didn't have a chance to ask.
>>6428708
But I don't wanna die.
>>6428616
>Rin, albeit annoyed inspects her team members for this round.
Seems this'll be another struggle...
...Doubt I'll bother with any of these. Some self-proclaimed champ and two old men.
If I didn't know better it'd look as if the local retirement home was send to assist me.
>>6428722
fuck off and die
>>6428663
You heard it right here, dedicated fans of The Miz. Dean is on the warpath to claim what he THINK is his. But you know what The Miz thinks? Smackdowns champion's belt belogns to a real champ. A moviestar, a good looking man, someone who is..
>He slowly takes off his signature sunglasses in a slow fashion
AWEEEEEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
I'd wish you good luck at trying to not get anymore hideous, but you already reached rock bottom. So The Miz instead wishes you good luck in achieving something that shoudl rightfully be mine!
>>6428680
Security? SECURITY? Who let this unwanted individual on the set? The Miz demands fucking QUIET ON THE SET! You got what it takes to carry your ten megaton of Canadian lard on MY set?! Then prove it! BEAT Dean Ambrose! BEAT Seth Rollins and his ugly wife ! EVEN BEAT THE STUPID LOOKING FELLA FOR ALL I CARE!
Then. And only MAYBE then WIll I allow you to appear on MizTV as a sanctioned guest.
>>6428722
die and fuck off
>>6428713
BLOIMEY SHE'S GETTIN' FOISTEY
>Jumps on top of snek's back and puts into a chokehold while talking to the cameraman
Ooii, this here's a real tough one, she is! She's real big, so she makes a tough foite, but she's no match! Humans have more stamina than snoikes, so I can keep 'er on tha ropes! She's real noice and plump too, so she'll prob'ly tire out real quick!
>>6428725
>slaps your ass and gets a good feel and if you ignore this or prevent this with meme magic in any way you have shit rp and immediately bound yourself to a ship with anon by violating this contract. and by ever posting again in any thread on 4chan you acknowledge you agree to these terms
>>6428616
Uff i am on. Ok, it's time to show my skills!!
>>6428725
If you needed somebody young, you could've just asked.
>>6428616
ALL SWAPS WERE MADE
HERE WE GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIQhFzmAFgY
DEAN GETS ELIMINATED FIRST JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT
Meanwhile I'm being fucking based as usual.
>>6428632
It's not the quantity that matters, but the quality.
>>6428722
fuck and die off
>>6428563
The feeling isn't mutual.
>>6428610
Yet a pessimist will never achieve anything meaningful, as they will assume anything they attempt will lead to failure.It takes a dumb optimist to push through the worst of what life has to offer, to get to the better side. That being said, I would like for you to not cut me open, but you could draw me if you'd be alright with just that.
>>6428619
A...fantastic figure? I would never insult one of my own kind, even if she were a little on the heavy side. Not that I'm implying that you are.
>>6428732
I've already been on your stupid show, and I can assure you, it was a complete waste of time. One of the worst shows I've ever been on. It is nowhere near the quality of the highlight reel.
>>6428755
Are you suuuure these outfits aren't too goofy?
>>6428755
That was Jericho's jacket, you idiot!
>>6428755
You're jealous, right? I would be too if I were you. Only a good looking MC could get this much applause.
>>6428755
Welcome to the arena! May we all do our best!
>>6428755
Fitting. You're all allowed to kneel.
>>6428616
>Dons his mask, turns on a song and puts the earplugs up in his ears
>>6428755
This time it's your jacket, next time it's your life at the hand of a contract.
>>6428681
Oh. Well this is a pretty good burger. Dad used to take me to this really good joint back in the day, too bad they closed shop though.
>>6428722
>You've been using her? Nah man she's all yours so have fun with her.
>>6428755
Well it's not like I really had anything you could take anyway.
>>6428755
>>6428732
...Nah.
Fuck it, I ain't dealing with your shit, I ain't dealing with Seth's shit, or Kevin's shit, or fella's shit. How about I take a page from your book and just fuck off for the day.
Hey Biks, my money's on you kid, any kid with 2 hands has a fighting chance.
>>6428755
Oh my...The man, you are crazy!! why did you killed capra demon?
>>6428758
Hm? You say that, and yet, as a person who has been in the habit of assuming the worst at all times, I've become a very successful mangaka. I'm living proof that your statement isn't necessarily correct. Besides that, I've already drawn you several times over while we've been speaking. While it is interesting to see where woman meets snake, I am curious about your bone structure. I suppose I'll have to wait until natural circumstances take you, then.
>>6428722
>kissu
>>6428755
Instead of fighting, let's work together... This is going to make getting around much more difficult. Where did that person with the key go?!
>>6428776
>>6428767
How are you going to pay for my best friends jacket!? Huh!? Well go on!
>>6428761
>>6428781
Be a good man and take this poor excuse of a superstar with you, Dean Ambrose.
Treat him to a Happy Meal at McDonalds. He seems hungry. I can hear his tummy rumble from my three story mansion in BERVERLY-FUCKING-HILLS
>>6428755
What a warm welcome
>>6428731
>>6428739
>>6428757
What order do I follow?!
>>6428778
>If you ever feel like picking her back up I don't have a problem with you taking her back, but it's good to see you again.
>>6428790
I'm getting mixed messages..
>>6428755
How you can mispronounce "Kurumi And Albrecht" ?
>>6428755
Rin finds out about her true love.
I'm sorry lad. But I just don't know whether to chose you or Decidueye.
I'm counting on you Akira. This is now your mission.
You better accomplish it.
The failed artist is still as much of a cunt as of the last time I've seen his ugly face.
You can't compete against best waifu, little goat. I hope nobody knows I'm the one secretly buying half of her T-shirts.
HE'S BACK ARARAGI. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR GET CROSSFACE'D.
>>6428744
>she pries you off of her back by wrapping her tail around your body and constricting until you release
Grk! Just what are you doing!? S-Seriously! You can't just walk up to people and assault them like that! I'm a lady you know.
>>6428755
Well shoot.
>>6428758
J-Just forget it. Let's talk about something else already... Like, you're a lamia too aren't you? I don't think you came from the same tribe as my mother, so where do you come from anyway?
>>6428823
I don't like the way he keeps throwing darts at... Me. I'm just going to go...
>>6428746
>Uses Archer at her disposal with a command rune, taking care of any "contract" you feel is necessary
Let it be known that I won't be harrassed nor bound to any contracts when there's no need for them to align with me.
Especially not when it concerns my relationships... Creep.
>>6428755
Next time be a bit more gentle before I turn the entirety of this arena up against you, host.
>She points her finger at the one watching her via the cameras hung up everywhere as she yells out her final amends.
Take that in mind... I-I'm not here to just play around!
>>6428753
>Rin's face grooms a grimace of disgust as she hears the voice belonging to the bane of her existence.
I-I asked for someone useful... Not for Romeo to try and fight a war in here with a bunch of roses and a "silver tongue", because that silver tongue will just be ripped out by any of them as retaliation...
...Actually, you should be wary that I don't end up as the one to do so.
>>6428823
"Age of the Fall"
An accurate name for the downfall of the unhinged one.
Have fun at the bingo halls Dean.
>>6428823
It's because I'm not a cripple. It makes sense for me to out preform her.
>>6428823
But...they got my face on 'em...
>Smolgore holds up a t-shirt. On it is his face, crudely drawn in crayon and magic marker.
>>6428801
What? Like hell I'm gonna treat that guy, we ain't even on the same show. If anything he should be buyin me burgers. Feed the homeless n that shit.
>>6428761
You hear that Owens? Go buy me some burgs champ.
>>6428823
That's just grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat. I'm still going to have to kill you, especially because you love me, can't have that.
>>6428823
Failed? You're clearly misinformed. You see, my manga has peaked the best-selling charts for two years in a row. Now, that may not seem like much, but what you need to consider is that I've also only been writing manga for two years. My writings have broken more records than any other mangaka in existence. Some even call me the god of manga. Does that sound like someone who is a 'failure?' I think not.
Now, on to what I was saying, you're an unappealing character that belongs in an H-manga. No one would enjoy reading about you. You're a waste of paper, and I want you out of my sight.
>>6428823
Why are you staring at me like... Oh my gosh! My apologies, I thought that creature was attacking you!
>>6428819
>she's all yours man
>just have fun with her
>>6428823
Good for you kid you want some kind of reward or something?
>>6428792
>he throws the jacket up in the air and tosses a knife right after it
Think fast and his jacket will be fine.
>>6428823
Not the first one and not the last one to say that. Anything else?
>>6428871
Actually, I would like one.
>>6428845
The Man was so fucking strong... i never had a chance.
>>6428850
love me
>>6428848
Been awhile Deano.
>>6428882
Well tough shit kid because I don't have one.
>>6428801
How about you go back to smackdown and lose to DOLPH ZIGGLER again
>>6428823
It can't be my score because I'm the best there is
>>6428848
I don't get things for losers
>>6428875
It's already ruined!
You know what?
When Jericho gets here do you know what's going to happen?
You'll make it on something that you never want to be on
>>6428903
Give me your crutches.
>>6428845
That old bastard knows more than just frying chicken.
Tone down that perro accent, 'Ragi.
This is actually a fake sign of affection disguised in the new tag team move that I have created. Be ready for the signal better Rin, we're getting a free kill here.
BAH GAWD OWENS CRUSHING THESE POOR TRIBUTES WITH HIS FAT.
>>6428893
You're damn right he was.
>>6428823
>Rin grits her teeth as she's awoke out of the blue.
First a kick against my behind... Now I'm being awoken like this.
If I have one more of you imbeciles try something funny to me, I-I'll ensure that there's nothing left in this entire place!
>She clenches her fist as she recuperates, proceeding to chase the one who awoke her.
>>6428911
>Smolgore attempts to whistle as he unscrews support pillars.
>Not only does he not even come close to whistling, he is also actually tightening the bolts.
>>6428911
You think so, do you? We'll see how well that ends. I guarantee you I won't let another victory slip between my fingers. This is the match I'll prove my superiority in. I suggest you stay out of my way.
>>6428906
But the list is destroyed, Kevin.
>>6428911
I AM THE HEADLOCK MASTER
>>6428911
>lays on the floor in an unconscious manner
>>6428925
no it's fine, he had the papers with him
I did not break the list
>>6428906
And that should make me feel scared? Sure, bring your friend along and we'll make it a triple threat as you'd call it. Even if you're an amateur, giving you an advantage evens out your odds.
>>6428911
You'll need better accuracy to land one on me. You're lucky it's a picture.
>>6428903
Where ya been kid? Off training to become the world's best one legged wrestler I hope? Ooor just eatin burgers like you always do.
>>6428906
But my team won, loser.
>>6428911
I'm ready to dance!
>>6428912
>Alisha beats a hasty retreat.
>>6428788
I guess I've been proven wrong. Still, one could agree you'd have to enjoy drawing to do it professionally, but such things don't matter. Perhaps it would be easier for you to get an idea of my bone structure in this form?
>>6428825
I...I'd rather keep that under wraps. Just see me as a weary traveling lamia from a long-since forgotten heritage, looking for some local delicacies.
>>6428911
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WORST STARTER
TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING
I CAN'T DIE ALONGSIDE "HER"
WHO RIGGED THIS SHIT ?!
HEI YOU STUPID IDIOT
S-Subaru has gotten pretty merciless..
>>6428954
PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!!!
>>6428954
It's cool, right? Every time I saw something like this happen in anime or a movie I thought it was cool. Too bad the real thing is kinda messy. I don't even know where to begin with cleaning.
>>6428954
You can thank me now for not letting you stay in there and creating a r63 Hanako.
>>6428911
This is going nowhere...
>She lets out a deep sigh before giving the child a push into the man.
I'm not too bothered with her, you can have her.
Even if I was looking for a servant, a child looks somewhat weak, even if it were a low tier servant, it'd still be a weak child.
>>6428942
>Rin watches as the girl runs away.
J-Just wait till I get close to you, I'll make your dance end faster than those dumb pop-culture dance hypes that are always invading...
>>6428954
Hmm... Perhaps I could call myself "The Great Glenwood Defender"? No, no, that's much too long.
>>6428871
>I'm sorry, I guess I just can't help but feel guilty, so promise me if you ever want to play her again tell me or just go ahead alright? This just me being paranoid..
>>6428937
What? You think you're cool shit, some local talent?
>>6428940
And you were the first person eliminated, loser.
>>6428954
ASK HIM
>>6428954
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EVEN CONCINDERING GETTING DECIDUEYE
>>6428975
if you were sorry you wouldn't of done it in the first place fuckboy
>>6428951
Come to /erp/ and let me fuck the living shit out of you, my dick demands it
>>6428951
It's only my life, of course. Being an artist is a difficult career, very few could make it professionally.
You're able to change your legs between snake and human? Interesting, even if it does give me more of a reason to question your attire.
Does the tail perform like a regular snake's? Do you shed skin?
>>6428910
You can't have those.
>>6428940
I had some business to take care of. Didn't ray have time to train or eat. How have you been?
>>6428954
Nothing I ain't used to just make it quick it.
>>6428975
Stop being paranoid and just do what you want without my consent, geez.
where were you when lightning mcqueen fucking died
>>6428954
I can hear the cranks and the bolts spring apart. Competition is dying, I should find more of these so I can wipe them all away in a few clean and swift blows.
>>6428978
It doesn't matter to you what or who I am. What matters is that you'll see what I am at one point.
>>6429002
the release of Cars the movie
>>6428998
You told me I could have a reward despite not having anything. I see you at least have crutches, so it's only natural that you'd hand them over to me.
>>6428951
I see, well that's all right. I won't ask about it anymore. Anyway, as far as delicacies go there's plenty of cute looking boys here for you to choose from I guess. Just stay away from Kimihito Kurusu. He's already taken.
>>6428954
ARENA EVENT FAGGOLAS
THE HYPE TRAIN KNOWS NO LIMIT
ROHAN GETS WHAT HE DESERVES !
Has Subaru finally found his soulmate ?
DON'T TRY TO BACKSTAB BIKKO
>>6428989
>To be honest someone asked me to play her, guess that does make me a fuckboy though for doing it.
>>6428998
Whatever I want without your consent huh? Ah..
>>6428954
Tapioca, why didn't you do anything? You could have undone these ropes long ago. It's quite humiliating to be rescued by these two.
>>6428966
Nice RP.
>>6428978
Hey, I just wanted to give team Raw a little boost. I powerbombed AJ Styles for you and you couldn't even win with that.
Loser.
>>6428998
Oh you know, just getting kicked in the dick and losing my title to some jackass that thinks he's hot shit.
Take it from me kid, thank your lucky stars you weren't born with what we boys got. Shit hurts.
>>6429026
Wooow, it took four of you to defeat me? 1v1 me next time and I'll show you who the true champion is.
>>6429026
What happened to hosts being unbiased? Of course. It was obvious from the start this was rigged against me.
>>6429026
Who knows? I only did this so the spot light could be on me.
>>6429026
So you can't use your dirty tricks on several people at the same time, huh?
>>6429031
Oh really? your RP is so fucking supreme that you can critic others!
>First, do RP
>Later, do a critic
>>6429026
No.
Shut up.
DO NOT
MAKE
ANY COMMENTS
JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THIS SLIDE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
>>6429061
>do a critic
lewd
>>6429026
Now! We attack all together!
>>6429039
There is strength in numbers, sir. And even if I were to face you alone, I have no doubt that I would be the victor.
>>6429026
Give a man one chance to prove himself and he'll show you that he's too weak to even do the slightest.
I should've intervened.
>>6429031
Thanks dude, I practice so much, every day
>>6429026
Can I have his cassette player? He had some good jams on that.
>>6429064
Til death do you part
>>6429064
Hum, I died.
But I also feel bad that the host couldn't win his own games.
>>6429026
>>6429007
Oh man, you're so spooky
Go and say boo.
>>6429026
SETH
YOU RIGGED THIS
>>6429035
I didn't win because I was helping my good friend.
>>6429095
It was obviously a planned attack by the host. He told them where I was. These games are horribly one-sided, honor is a thing of the past, it seems.
>>6429026
Now that is teamwork.. How embarrassing, getting beaten twice...
>>6429042
Me ? Ever biased ? Nah, that's as unlikely as you ever accepting the FACT that American culture is better than you dweebs' crap.
>>6429064
White Heart is scaring me more and more.
You might reconsider making this girl your wife, Subaru.
That's what you get for winning all the time 'Ragi. By spamming it every time its efficienty as long wear off.
>>6429077
BANNED FOR EVERY RIGGINSMANIAS TO COME
>>6429078
BANN- O-oh.
Well, gotta have an exception to the rule.
>>6428997
I can't say I've met many artists, so I'm not familiar with the struggles of one.
It's not so much a change, as it is an illusion played on your mind. I can assure you I have never had, nor ever will have legs. And yes, it both behaves like a snake's and it does require me to shed skin from time to time.
>>6429022
Kimihi... Ah, is he your lover? I'm not one for long-term relationships, so even if he were to fall for me, I can assure you it'd be nothing more than a fling. I could make him forget we ever met afterwards, if you'd like me to do so.
>>6429103
I was just waiting for it to happen. Another star falls as I let you fight a battle you couldn't win, self-proclaimed "champ".
>>6429145
W-what?! You didn't say anything about that! I didn't even make it in this time!
>>6429156
You bastard!
>>6429145
Sorry, not a fan of chicken! Swing from those belts and see what it's like to pretend to be a champion for a little while!
>>6429017
I was being sarcastic you idiot. Like hell I'd ever give my crutches away and on top of that you don't even need them.
>>6429028
Don't get any funny ideas kid.
>>6429035
How the hell did you lose? I thought you was the supreme ruler of the ring?
>>6429145
I don't need to smell worse you know?! Baths are hard to come by!
>>6429145
Why can't you just let me me done with this? Stop it!
>>6429145
H-How horrible... I must break free of these restraints!
>By the time the princess broke free, it was already too late to save HG's most beloved.
>>6429145
OWOWOWOWOWOWWWWW! MEANIE!
>>6429145
Nice rigging, Seffer. Just admit I'm the better host already so you can stop making me lose each of your games :^)
>>6429069
Watch out who you are talking to, girl. I single-handedly saved the galaxy from an intergalactic warloard with a ragtag group of misfits.
>>6429145
S-Sorry goat, but it had to be done...
>>6429170
You can always use crutches, Bikko-tan. Even if I have legs I could use them as a weapon or something.
>>6429145
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY! A conglomeration of people all amassed with a common goal of killing one another! They will all come together at one point or time! Be it through their will or another!
Rejoice now! For now that I, The Great Pandora's Actor have arrived a true emissary of darkness, a being subtle for ruling this arena, and one powerful enough to subdue his enemies!
Though I shall have to sit this one out for it has already begun and I surely wouldn't want to jeopardize the work of any rightful fights.
Thank you to our host though. You do us wonders with your presence! Your Power! Your determination! To bring together this conglomerate of power and possession that we all sought out after!
>>6429145
For the last time, Americans are the most uninspired, generic, uncreative, idiotic creatures I have ever met in my life. They believe their culture is the greatest and that all others are inferior when, statistically, they have one of the least-functional systems in the world. It's ridiculous, and you're ignorant for believing anything they say about themselves.
>>6429156
I was wondering as much. It seems far easier and less painful to 'magic up' some sort of illusion rather than change your own lower body.
It may be a bit inappropriate of me to ask this of a lady, but I assure you it's all for the betterment of my manga; what is your diet? Small rodents? Humans? Do you grow fruits or vegetables? Do you hunt like a snake would?
>>6429145
Also she isn't my wife. I don't know her, and I don't really like her face.
>>6429103
Yeah, getting yourself dq'd. That's some real good help you're doing their.
Say, how do I know it wasn't just an excuse for you to tuck your little tail between your legs and run from the fight? I didn't see you coming back to the ring.
>>6429170
Dick.
Kick.
And besides, it's only a matter a time til I get that belt back. You'll be calling me champ again next month after I turn Styles's face into a bruised potato by smashing it in with a chair over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
Buuuuut that being said, I'll probably die before I get the chance. Say Biks, ever heard of The Undertaker?
>>6429095
Hey that's pretty good.
>>6429145
Why does X7-10's and REDACTED's faces crack me up so much here.
It's probably not his only disabled fan, knowing the Undertale fanbase.
Prosciutto has had enough of people telling him to kick the bucket.
>>6429192
I have a list with 1004 reasons as of why I'm a better host than you.
>>6429170
>He gives her some money.
Now you can't say no to my charity!
>>6429156
It's not that I don't trust Darling's faithfulness to me, but I don't like what you're implying! You should make sure you don't give him anything he'll need to forget in the first place.
>>6429225
List one.
>>6429225
Heheh! Now I have a bead on his position at all times! That's one less person I'll have to worry about!
>>6429225
Hey, he just wanted'ta see me win! You big meanie!
>>6429197
You understand that without evidence, your words may as well mean nothing, correct? Even if that were true, I've been through too much to go down easily.
>>6429225
Of course. She's only a little child.
>>6429225
S-Someone shut the kid up. Her screams are making my bones ache even more.
>>6429225
Let's get out of here, Tapioca. There's not a chance we'll be cutting the roster down tonight. We're at too much of a disadvantage right now, and retreat is our only option.
>>6429222
>Bell tolling in the distance
>>6429253
IT AIN'T EVEN TUESDAY YET, CALM DOWN WHY DON'T YA TAKER?
>>6429226
>drops the money
Oops.
>>6429199
You don't use them as weapons. The are for those who can't move around well on their own.
>>6429222
Do i get front row seats? I want to see you get your dick kicked in again. Who hasn't heard of that guy?
>>6429225
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS
A SECOND ARENA EVENT
AND NOT JUST ANY ARENA EVENT
>>6429249
The stories about the Guardians of the Galaxy™ are known throughout the entire galaxy. Maybe just not on your homeworld. But worry not, someday even your planet will get a technological advancement.
>>6429293
>Nowi snaps and murders her group
>>6429278
You're not being creative enough if you say you can't use these as weapons. They're hard enough to do serious damage to the head while being light enough to swing wildly in hectic situations. I'd say they're a great asset in this arena, don't you?
>>6429293
Probably because I'm all of district twelve in one neat batch.
>>6429293
Hey, uh, could'ya not kill me? That be pretty nea-
>>6429293
They aren't as tough as I remembered...
>>6429278
... Why won't you let me help you? J-just for that I'm going to set up a donation box for you! People like you so they'll definitely pitch in..!
>>6429293
Wow, THE District 12...! I've only ever heard stories! I bet they are some strong...?!
Oh... Oh wow... That isn't supposed to bend that way...! Oh, that's just... Brutal...
>>6429278
Yeah well, you probably won't see me survive to get kicked in the dick if Taker gets to me first. I maaaay have royally pissed him off last night by beating the crap out of my own teammates in a match.
If and when he kills me, I want you to have my left sock and both my beanie hats, I need someone to take good care of them when I'm buried.
>>6429293
I didnt do amything wrong! One of you would do it if I hadnt done it first, I was just protecting myself
>>6429334
FUTA NOWI WHEN
>>6429331
>>6429293
G-Goodness, what's happening!?
>>6429296
Hm. My realm is already in the midst of a revolution of sorts. My kingdom has set their differences with the neighboring country aside and now we are both working on implementing the various technologies the Shephard has gained knowledge of since his time here.
>>6429293
You didn't stand a single chance.
>>6429314
..Be careful what you're gonna say next, pendejo.
Words have a price.
>>6429338
>>6429341
IT WAS A DIFFERENT LOLI DRAGON I SWEAR
>>6429213
I'm an omnivore. On top of that, I'm quite wealthy, so I'm able to afford purchasing various meals at local restaurants. Usually in my human form, though. I do not slither across the ground looking for mice, I'll have to disappoint you.
>>6429229
Please, put the weapon down before you hurt yourself with such a thing. I was only joking, I have no intentions of interfering with any lovebirds. If he approaches me first, though...
>>6429361
My new headcanon is that Nowi has a massive 9" dick in those shorts
>>6429357
Will you send someone to kick my ass? Figures, can't do it by yourself.
>>6429359
From now on Im wearing my arrow immunity hat
>>6429376
Best girls arent allowed to have lewd thoughts
>>6429369
I assumed as much, it's no disappointment. I'm simply trying to take the most realistic notes possible. I've never seen one of your kind before, and as an author, it's important to implement 'realism' into my works.
I do have a final question, but I believe besides that I've touched all bases that interest me.
Your lifespan. How long approximately, are you capable of living?
>>6429403
Shut up Nowi your massive bulge is showing
>>6429345
To me it sounds like your world is still stuck in a dark age. There is no technological advancement like galactic space travel as long as your people fight each other.
>>6429420
But thats my tail, go get some glasses
Yolo swag 420
>>6429446
Usually tails don't grow from the front you lying futa loli