You are given the opportunity to send a message to Hitler. You

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Going under the assumption he will read and believe everything written?

1940.

Don't persecute homosexual men, take them into your cause. Don't break the non-aggression pact with Russia. Don't invade Russia. Always listen to Rommel. Never assassinate Rommel. Make Rommel your chief strategist. Get treated for your syphilis.

Go ahead, conquer Europe. You're still a shit artist.

Spoiler alert: you're a shit conqueror too.

Try to get as much pussy as you can

Would you draw furry porn?

>>6425960
I would send him the Bee Movie script

>>6426155
Rommel was absolute dogshit, most overrated general in history

>>6425960
Don't take on Russia till you taken out Britain

Blitz Britain with everything. Don't go to war with America. Listen to your generals and set up a defensible line behind the Eastern front. Coerce Japan into invading the USSR with the promise of oil. If D-day is inevitable, reinforce all western beachheads. Listen to your generals more, and allow for tactical retreats. Focus all research on Jets and nuclear weapons, the England canon is a waste of time.

>>6425960
I'd tell him to eat the gun before he went into politics.

>>6431847
sealion would have been an absolute disaster even if the RAF had been defeated

the battle of the atlantic was a failure as well, britain was nowhere near starvation and was never going to be

>>6427523
>>6430997
>>6431989
>>6432998
>All one off

>>6425960
Kill yourself

OH WAIT!

>>6425960
Invade in spring

I'd send him a really inspiring letter, all the way back to 1907, about how beautiful his paintings are and how I couldn't bear to see him fail like that

>>6431795
I'll go with George Armstrong Custer for Worst general. It shows you don't know what the FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

>>6425960
I'd go back to World War 1, when I believe he was in the artillery. I'd say something to try to convince him that the french and brits don't deserve the hate that the Germans have toward them.
That treaty (cannot remember the proper name) fucked over the Germans so badly that it set the stage for WWII. Change that and you'll stop WWII from ever happening.

TL, DR: Hitler wasn't right, did everything wrong. Abomination of humanity

>>6425960
Hey, Hitler, I'm baking a pie. What are you deathly allergic to? You know, so I don't kill you.

>>6425960
dear 1936 adolf hitler. in order for you to own a peaceful europe you must do the following things.
once you invade mainland denmark you must use navel bases in iceland and greenland in order to navely invade canada/usa or at lleast fucking up their ports.
invade sweden and try and get finland to help you with an invasion of the soviet union.
tell the japanese to not attack the usa and promise them oil if they help invade the soviet union
invade the middle east (turkey, iraq,iran) before invading the soviet union so you have enough oil to do so.
dont waste your resourses on grand super weapons and dont get people to look for super nateral objects at least until the war is over

There's no limit to the length?

I'd send him a huge tome filled with advanced technology, the science behind it and how to build it. I'd send it in after World War 1 and hopefully it has enough stuff that Germany can either renegotiate their treaties or sell such products to other countries so they can pay off all of those reparations and have lots of money left over.

I'd be careful about doing such thing because I wouldn't want an Illuminati plant know someone in the future has access to time travel.

>>6425960
1940.
The entire Bee Movie script.

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>>6437976
>>6439635
wow actually trying to stop the war.