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Hyped

>>641951
I second that.

What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epSWiHu7ggk

>>642181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP1QAAHebYg

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Reposting this for that guy that requested a light hearted something, something.

Hope you all enjoy it. I enjoy feedback, hate or not.

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>>642219

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>>642836

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here's some peri for ya

>>642945
Took you long enough. Had a nice edit?

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>>642847
>people hate pearl x peridot

>people actually call peridot peri cherry

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>>642950
Here's some Peri for you too.

>>642961
i just think peri-cherry can do better

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Love you /sug/
Be good while I'm away

>>642961
It's just one samefag.

>>642974
Suck my thick futa cock faggot

>>642992
I really wish it was.

>>642992
>that damage control
You're at least optimistic.

>>642974
No, fuck you.

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PERI-CHERRY

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>>642958
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>642984
The fun ended 4 Seasons ago

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Thread needs more of these two.

I'm almost convinced the Peri-cherry hate is just Connie samefagging.

>>643028
sadly , that's what happens when the original writer has a mental breakdown and he lets his fans takeover

>>642974
You are such a pathetic faggot.

>>642974
Why must you shower us with your kindness every thread

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>>643029
I agree, I still believe they need to learn how to fight if they separate.

Going to bed, goodnight.

>>643028
but 5 and 6 were the best seasons

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>>643029

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>>643008
>>643018
>>643051

Ruby is godawful.

>>643083
It is not fun. Stop pretending it is fun.

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>>643087

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad

>>643044
The show went beyond saving after Rebecca left as well, some episodes ever since then were still great tho, but sadly the good episodes are barely enough to make an entire season, which isn't much considering there have already been more bad seasons than good ones, it's like Spongebob Squarepants all over again

>>643097
I like it. It is fun.

>>643116
Fuck off

>>643108
You fuck off too

>>643104
Stop looking at me with your godawful, ugly red face.

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Oh boy, I can't wait to see Pearl in space.

Would you guys rather I don't post Love you /sug/ anymore?

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>>643108

>>643143
NO PLEASE POST IT FOREVER

>>643143
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

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I'm the only faggot who gets this prompt, right?
On phone now.

>>643140
I can't wait to see Pearl in pieces.

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>>643125
Why are you so upset, friend?

>>643143
Yes, kill yourself as well

>>643143
Post it until they love it.

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>>643108
>>643147
I know that feeling.

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Yandare Lapis is best Lapis.

>>643171
I don't want that anon telling me he loves sug
And I don't want lapis and pearlfags talking about their depressing waifus

>>643240
Mirror Lapis is best Lapis.

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>>643108
I know the original song is from Dido and Eminem just sampled it, but for some reason I relate all this Lapis thing way more to Stan than Thank You, probably because the tone in Stan is more depressing and Lapis has gone through a lot of shit, Lapis doesn't really have anything to do with a story of a crazy fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

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>>643240
I agree.

>>643240
That is ooc.

>>643283
are you being series

>>643266
then go away you big old baby

>>643286
She has no character so it's okay

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DUDE! What would happen if the Diamond Authority invaded Earth in real life? And all of SU was real!?

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>>643286
Or is it?

>>643295
How can I be a series? I'm a person anon

>>643286
rewatch mirror gem friendo

>>643310
I'm not your fucking friendo.

>>643317
rewatch mirror gem buddy

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>>642974
thank you very much i will have a good night!

i'm sure we will!

>>643310
There is nothing yandere about it.

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>>643327

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>>643307
>>643295

kek fuck me

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>>643349
I dunno man, she seems pretty clingy.

>>643349
Tbqh, considering Lapis has a tendency to completely lose it, it wouldn't be that far-fetched that she'd be an obsessive lover.

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>>643266
you are beat three times over this night.

tonight is rape night in chi chi town if you catch my crazy internet vernacular.

>>643349
to be honest with you, family
I don't really know what yandere means, I was only judging from the pic.

>>643379
Good thing nobody will ever love her.

>>643381
Your shtick is being an idiot, right?

>>643386
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere

>>643392
Steven will. But Lapis will realize he'll never feel the same about her as he does for Connie.

>>643392
Steven loves her.

>>643397
no his shtick is suffering pearl

>>643408
Which is why Connie had to go away.

>>643408
then Connie will realise he felt the same about her as he did for Pearl

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>>643379
>lover
And there in lies the problem. Lapis is incapable of hope.

>>643428
Yep, real shame she moved away one day without even saying good bye...

>>643431
the fuck was I even trying to say here

>>643438
What did they do to her on homeworld?

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>>638311
>>641288
JESUS. Fuck making gifs with outdated shit. Not sure if I was just doing it wrong or if CS3 sucks ass, but nothing I did worked.
Actually was easier to just make a fucking webm for some reason.

Felt like trying to animate this after I realized how little animation the original had.
Got two versions, this one with an actual background and a black one.

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>>643397
only in so far as you reply to me because the combination of words some how triggered the reaction in your brain that made you reply.

subtle phrases,keywords,verbal patterns all meant to stimulate your brain into a reaction that i read,take into account,and reply to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNgPvVPGyf0

>>643438
Steven could've actually let her free just like he did with Ruby and Sapph.

>>643451
waterboarded her

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>>643456
and here's the black one.
I ain't going to do this shit often, so this is all you're getting for now. Gonna do the porn one next.

>>643451
put her in the same cell she's in the shot

>>643465
he already had a blue one he doesn't need two anon

>>643463
Hidden

>>643478
yeah and before that they raped her a bunch

>>643490
ahahahhahh

hey tell me when you hide this one too.

>>643465
Except Lapis specifically told Steven not to do it

>>643456
>CS3

jesus that IS old

>>643490
Then why would you even reply to it

>>643505
She said she didn't want his help, not that she didn't wanna be freed
He still coud've done it

What character has the nicest voice?

I'd say Lapis, even though I really don't like her she has a very sweet voice.

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>>643512
Got it for christmas back in high school. Parents apparently found the whole creative suite for like $200 on some student software site and used my sister's college id to get it.

Not sure if I should just go ahead and get a cloud subscription or if I should find some cracked more modern version of Photoshop online.

>>643554
dottie

>>643557
>or if I should find some cracked more modern version of Photoshop online
Best option.

>>643535
She obviously wanted to be free, the thing is she didn't wanted his help because she was afraid of making things worse
>If we do everything they say they might go easy on us

>>643557
kat.cr

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DO THIS LOOK LIKE A CHILD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!??
your could never see????????? ha???
You should go see your optometrist right away.
RIGHT NOW
You look very dangerously ill
GO Ophthalmology

YEAH!!! I’M VERY NICE NYONG!!!
COOL NYONG!!!! YES!!!! GOOD!!!!

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>>643557
Well check this out

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwmX0y1SeIiCbWtRZktxZWNtSkE/edit

This is what I've been using to make edits, though I don't do it that often so I don't really know if it'll suit the kind of stuff you do.

>>643603
Calm down, buddo.

I need a countdown.

>>643603
die

>>643603
this one gets a pass because it's not steven and adult connie is feasible.

[handshake]

>>643621
http://nyong-choi.tumblr.com/post/135622150737/when-an-adult-and-a-child-have-a-romantic#notes

she's fuckin adorable

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あっお前……T2ファージだったのか……wwww

>>643664
yes I took seventh grade biology as well

>>643664
>the temple is run by the same hearts used in the injectors

>>643682
Nobody cares about you though

You can piss off now

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>>643708
make me bro

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>>643691
What? No it isn't. The Crystal Heart is clearly made of a crystaline material and MUCH bigger.
The stuff in the tubes are certainly organic, as seen with the broken ones leaking gooey organs and shit.

>>643661
>she's
It's a guy

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>>643722
Have a bigger res because I couldn't see shit

>>643722
Why would you assume they are carbon based?

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Iiiiiiit's Lapis!

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>>643968
getting fucked hard!

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>>643988
no

Reminder that Marty stole Greg's anal virginity.
Willingly.

lol amy looks so bad in porn, nobody wants to fuck a fatass

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Alright. So I got this much done. Just gotta do the guy really.
Who should it be?

Also, if someone wants the cropped porn version of this, here you go. Not sure if they'd accept it though. Dunno where mods cut off for things being explicit.

>>644284
no visible breasts
no penis
so I guess this one is fine, but if jans are pissy they'll get your image removed

>>644284
No one in particular, just a faceless guy
Or a sleeping Steven

>>644381
>Or a sleeping Steven

I've heard of heavy sleeper but that is ridiculous

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>>644405
It's a popular choice for /ss/

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>>644413
Don't ever post that again

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>>644455
Too bad

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hi guys look at this new chapter i found for you!!!!!!

CHAPTER 38 (1/2)

Officer Dongleston, lost and exhausted, wanders the now moonlit streets of Beach City. He estimates the time since losing sight of Fryman as being around 40 minutes. He estimates because he left his goddamn cell phone charging in his goddamn car. Everything is back in the car, and he hadn't even locked the thing. Minutes after the boy had vanished, Dick got himself even more lost following the sound of a barking dog coming from across the neighborhood. It was all he had to go on, but he regrets the decision now. He wishes he could GPS out of this shithole. "Totally fucking useless without my gadgets" he mutters to himself as he walks, "no better than my kids." The thought stings, but then he considers the other side of the coin- maybe laziness and reliance on technology isn't exclusively a problem with millennials? In all the time he spent complaining to his wife about his sons' video game playing, he had never taken into account the hours upon hours he himself had spent wasting away in front of his television or his face book farm simulators. True, he has a job and works hard at it, but hard work didn't stop his wife from cheating and it sure didn't stop the needless atrocities that he had experienced firsthand this past week. So many dead now, and his suspect is still on the loose. There is no doubt in Dick's mind now that the elder Fryman brother knows something. It's possible it was him on the other end of Maheshwaren's radio. What was his name? Donald? Antonio? Whatever it is, he'd heard it before and it rang no bells. He'd been cleared by the FBI, sure, but their complete and total disinterest in Dick's story and explanation concerned him, to put it lightly. It's likely, he thinks, that they had missed something. Or ignored it. He pushes those implications to the back of his mind. Best to not go down that path.

>>644539
(2/2)

Was the brother behind the massacre in the police station? Dick is no expert, but from what he saw, he'd guessed that those people had been dead for a couple days. That would explain their absence at the Big Donut robbery, confirming his theory that this was a coordinated attack. He stops to consider what this means, for the first time noticing the strong ocean breeze and the dank, salty air invading his nostrils. The brother had an alibi for the night of the christmas party shooting. There were hundreds of comments, all connected to his name and home IP address, posted to an online cartoon image board, the date and time attached to each one. In fact, at the very moment the shootings were believed to have occured, he had been arguing with an anonymous user (traced to Brazil) over which cartoon character was more depressed? Dick wasn't sure what to make of it all when he read the report. What he IS sure of now is that the kid couldn't have killed those officers. Not unless he, say, paid someone to sit at his computer and post in his place. That was ridiculous. But what was he doing in that bush, spying? "Oh" Dick says aloud, realizing the obvious. There WAS the whole deal with Dick killing his brother. "I guess that's a motive" he mutters as he sets back to walking the dark streets. He soon reaches an intersection. Straight ahead, he sees the highway road he came in on. He looks to his right and sees the funland ferris wheel, the ocean calm in the background. He reads the street sign on the corner to his left. Chesapeake street. He'll find the police station if he goes in this direction. He can radio in and get the feds down here, give his wife a call, maybe sleep in his own bed for the first time in what felt like years, apologize to his kids for being the man he swore he'd never become, check out some AA meetings. He gazes in the direction of home for a long while before turning and walking toward the ocean.

>>643770
wheres yer proof

>>644539
>>644557
gonna write another chapter tonight to make up for not doing one yesterday!!! I hope everyone's real excited!!!!!!!!!

and don't forget, you can read it all here yall!!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true

>>644607
no

>>644617
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>644627
no

>>644627
no

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>>644641
do u honestly think u can put the brakes on this fan fiction train? because right now you're on the tracks, and i've got some bad news for u

>>644672
no

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>>638530
alright, this actually turned out pretty well. Got three versions of it. All just different skintones for the person pearl is riding.

First, the classic, non-creepy pearl ship.

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>>644740
second, the other classic pearl ship

I was actually going ot make it dewey skin tone, but it really doesn't read well. without his suit to offset the red in his skin.

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>>644750
And lastly, this.

I really just wanted to draw a tigerstripe on the dick.

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>>644753

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>>644755

>>644680
correct answer

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>>644759

>>644750
is this Greg?

>>644770
Well, I guess it could be greg or steven.
Kinda hard to tell with just legs and a dick.

>>644825
Don't matta, I'll just pretend it's Greg

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>>644753
>>644755
>>644759
>>644763

Source? Google isn't giving me it for some reason.

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rows the gjem

Did you guys ever do that drawing thing with the graph?

>>645174

I don't think so.

>>644754
Pearling a sexual is hot crime.

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>>643108

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>>643603
What?

>>644284
Adult Steven.

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>>645471
Can't you read?

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>>645488
Yes, but what in the world was that anon trying to say?

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>>645503
That, that Connie was obviously aged up and clearly they are NOT a pedophile, silly koreans

>>645533
Aging up underaged characters just to force them into a relationship is disgusting??? Why would you even???

Like that's just creepy, like seriously. omg

Wait, so is it okay to post shota here? I haven't seen it get deleted.

>>645597
Technically no, but you probably wont get it removed.

>>645589
There is nothing wrong with aging up characters to make pornographic material of them. A lot of media age up their characters in general.
Besides, if you really were a pedophile you wouldn't age up the characters, then they're no longer kids.

>>645652
They're all saying words but none of them have their mouths open.

>>645696
And?

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Could anyone post more pics with Steven and Opal?

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rate my gemsona?
zircon/meme diamond
i know the art is shit, i just want to know if it's original/not edgy

anyone else got gemsonas?

>>646069

Not sure how I'm supposed to rate originality since the concept of a "gemsona" is inherently unoriginal. Not very edgy unless "meme" is actually part of the name.

6/10, would still watch the show if they added her in I guess

>>646138
meme diamond is kinda a joke with my friends that got taken a bit far
thanks for the feedback my duge

>>646069

Does she have a dick?

>>646156
she could shapeshift one i guess

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>>646156
The eternal question.

>>646166
Shapeshifting makes that question irrelevant. Unless she can't shapeshift, then the answer is simply no.

>>646069
I think the pants should be a little more unique somehow. Even if it's just a slightly different length than just ending at the foot. Maybe ending halfway down the foot, like leggings, or ending just past the knee.

>>646329
thanks, ill think of something.

Anyone got the link to Sugar's AMA where she said that the Gems use he pronouns on Steven because he identifies as male? I'm sure I saw it before.

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I don't have many SU wallpapers.

Anyone have any?

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>>646554

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>>646622

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>>646628

Why aren't there more images of pearl or lapis have complete emotional break downs?

Why can't I just see the racked with sobbing images instead of all the /ss/?

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>>646622
>>646622
>>646628
>>646633
Thanks for starting the fire

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>>646633

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>>646641
>>646640
No problem.

>>646554
see stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com

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>>646646

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I saw this plate when I was walking to class, and I'm kind of scared. Do you think it's a sign of things to come?

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>>646669
yes

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>>641365
>Steven's Birthday
Isn't this also the when Rose died? So its all the anniversary of her death.

>>646669
Don't go near large bodies of water in the future

>>646760
>>646766
>Different frames in the same second

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>>646761
Yeah, it is. Kind of sad when you think about it, and probably why the Gems never thought much of it before.

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>>646639
Is this what you're looking for?

>>646639
CWHY not sobbing /ss/?

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>>646806
*Why

>>646639
Honestly, I want to draw more of this. Lapis suffering is too good, but I'm still practicing with expressions.

>>644539
>>644557

CHAPTER 39 (1/?)

CLOSED|KEEP OUT reads the sign on the funland park gate. Dick isn't surprised. He doesn't know why he came down here, or what he was expecting to find. Maybe he was
just drawn to the water, to the endless blue landscape. When he was young, he used to dream of crossing the ocean and exploring the world. Now it scares him
just thinking about visiting any major european city, let alone the more exotic and interesting locations in the middle east and africa. Being an american these days

is a major risk in itself when traveling abroad, and Dick had refused Elaine's pleas for family vacations in areas as benign and tourist-friendly as Jamaica or even
Hawaii. He had, in fact, not stepped aboard a single plane since 9/11. The paranoia ran deep. He is fully aware that it is paranoia, and has been known to joke around
with his friends about this fact, but when it comes down to it, if you try to force him onto a plane, he will get violent- a lesson his brother-in-law had learned when

his father, half the country away, had a stroke and was rushed to the hospital. He insisted on flying Dick's family out, going so far as to call him a coward for his

phobia. He showed up at the hospital with a black eye, while Dick drove his wife and kids 30 hours to visit ol' pop-pop. He was discharged and fully-recovered by the
time they made it. So as to not call it a total loss, Dick took the opportunity to visit the area's many exciting liquor stores, taking advantage of both the lower tax

rate and the wider variety of drinks available. Now that he thinks of it, that was where his drinking problem really began. He can still hear all the bottles clinking

around the trunk on the drive home.
He heads back down the walkway, taking a sudden left turn, sliding down the rocks and onto the sand. He wants a better look at the beautiful blue water, but what he

finds there on the beach instead is a menacing blue woman.

>>646815
lol fucking notepad word wrap, get outta here

(2/?)

"Good evening, officer" she calls out innocently, leaning against one of the massive wood beams supporting the pier, "lovely weather tonight."
Dick draws his weapon. "Freeze. You're under arrest."
"For what?" she asks, "I haven't done anything!"
"Armed robbery."
"I did no such thing. Do you have any proof?"
"Security footage." he lies "We've got you on camera holding a gun to the cashier's head." He quickly looks her over and spots the pistol protruding from her fanny pack. "That must be the gun there."
"What cashier? Also, last I checked, it was still legal to open-carry in this state. I'm within my rights to have this on me." she pats the fanny pack.
"Let me see your license then."
"Left it at home" she smiles at him. "Officer, I'm afrid this is all a big misunderstanding. I don't know anything about any robbery. And even if I did," she says, still smiling, "what can you do about it? I've never seen you around her before sir." She gives the word "sir" a sharp, sarcastic edge, slicing through Dick's already fragile ego like warm butter. "Is this even your jurisdiction? And where are your handcuffs, pal? How are you going to arrest someone without handcuffs?"
"I can manage it just fine" he replies, stiffly. In truth, she was absolutely correct. There's no way for him to legally arrest her, cuffs or no. Dick wasn't trying (or expecting) to find the donut thief, and had drawn his gun in a panic, without thinking. Now it's going to be a whole thing. He remembers the whole fiasco with the black man he had accidentally slain and hopes she doesn't have a good lawyer. Is there a #bluelivesmatter activist group? This is a bad situation.

>>646815
>>646828
(3/4)

"I'll tell you what," she offers, "how many of these hypothetical 'donuts' were taken? Five? Let's say five, I feel like that's a good number." she digs through her

fanny pack, brushing past the gun while Dick looks on nervously. She produces a wallet, and then a $20 bill.
"This should cover it and then some" she says, adding "not that I DID do it. I just really feel for local small businesses these days."
"Twenty-five, actually" Dick responds.
"What?"
"Twenty-five dollars. The donuts are $5 a piece."
"Are you fucking kidding me? How are you going to charge $5 for a single donut?"
"They're artisinal. They make the donuts there fresh."
"Bullshit they do" she counters angrily, "they have boxes of those things frozen in the back. They take them out the night before to let them thaw and then just add

the frostings and confectionary sugar later."
"Well they told me they were artisinal there, why would they lie, I don't..." he trails off
"Look, did you see any artisans there? No. Just some teenagers. It's not artisinal. They were lying to you. End of story."

>>646828
>#bluelivesmatter

kek

>>646815
>>646828
>>646834
Dick hesitates, then holsters his gun.
"Well fine, I'll just take the $25 and deliver it to them."
"I'm going to give you twenty or I'm going to give you fucking nothing, and either way you're going to like it." she's getting heated.
"So what?" Dick asks, "you pay for four of the donuts and then still steal one?"
"If I'm paying five dollars per fucking donut, I should be getting one free anyway. That is ridiculous. I am not paying that much money for donuts. I refuse." She holds out the $20 bill for Dick to reach out and take. He does so, looking the blue woman in the eyes, trying not to appear as nervous as he really is.
"Well that's the end of that then." she says brightly. "Thanks for not calling the locals in. I hear they haven't been the most responsive as of later anyhow." She gives him a wink. Before Dick can register that comment, he hears what sounds like 3 distant gunshots coming from down the beach. He turns to look down the beach and sees nothing but darkness. When he turns back, the woman is gone.

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Wow, today must be a very slow day for you sug, i haven't found a single image to fix

I'm proud of you tho, even if it's just like 200 posts
Have a cute peridot

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>>646633

>>646980
>_500
Um

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>>646769
>Revenge of the Feels
Bring it the fuck on

>>643300
Then humanity is fucked

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>>647070
Nigga do you want a lesson on how that shit works?
Well you're getting one anyway
_500 is a container that resizes images that are larger than 500 pixel and taller than 750 pixels (used to be 700)
_400 has limits at 400 pixels large and 600 pixels tall
_540 has limits at 540 pixels large and 810 pixels tall
_640 has limits at 640 pixels large and 960 tall
_1280 has limits at 1280 pixels large and 1920 pixels tall
If an image fits within those restrictions, it is not a thumbnail
in this case the image is too small to fit the _400 container but fits perfectly within the _500 container

* T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W *

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>>642961
I appreciate the Wonder Nerds, anon.

penis

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Stevonnie isn't getting much love these days. Stevonnie needs another episode to remind everyone about Stevonnie... Stevonnie.

>>646800
Why yes please post more!

>>646812
Either her or pearl in extreme emotional distress or distraught is the absolute best. Way better than the ho hum torture shit.

Very few people encapsulate the characters agony well and I have yet to see lapis in her mirror cell going crazy.

>>647260
Rebecca Sugar here, she won't make another appearance because Connie and Steven will split.
Sorry :-(

>>647271
>Sugar browsing Trash

>>647260
Her VA went in to record some lines recently, so she is coming up some time in the next say 20+ episodes

>>646069
Mine is green and kind of looks like an old-fashioned ship captain. His gem is his eye. But I don't have a picture at the moment.

So this is where /sug/ went?

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>>647276
>Sugar NOT browsing /trash/

>>647358
Nooo
You're on /mu/ right now

>>643988
>>644284
>>643603
>>644740
>>644750
>>644754
>>644755
>>645471
>>645503
>>645533
>>645652
>>644413
And people wonder why we got kicked off /co/.

>>647379
They are posting it BECAUSE /sug/ is on /trash/.

>>647379
You have to be the most stupidest person of the year.

>>647379
>implying posting nsfw in a nsfw board is a bad thing

Peridot please stop shitposting, your bad at it

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>>647396
Heh heh...NEVER!

>>647373
oh cool. SU does have some good music, im partial to giant woman and whatever that song was in Island Adventure

>>647403
Get out of here you virgin.

>>647379
/trash/ is better than /co/ you cuck

>>647411
They're about equal.

>>647411
I hate you specifically.

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>>647406
>Implying no one else here is a virgin
>>647394
>>647396
>Most stupidest
>Your instead of you're*
>>647411
Tell that to the faggots that to return to Homeworld: http://strawpoll.me/6321178/r

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>>647427
>Tell that to the faggots that to return to Homeworld
Anon, it's okay to want to correct people, but you need to check yourself, too.

>>647427
Your works grammatically in that peridot post you cuck

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>>647427
Kek
I knew I was writing something wrong but I couldn't tell what

>>647427
I'm not a virgin though

Hi /sug/, I just took the smelliest shit of my life.

>>647406
>virgin as an insult
>>>/facebook/

>>647466
Ok.

>>642974
ok! i love you

>>647469
please brush up on the latest memes if you want to be hip friendo

>>643097
if it isn't fun, then why the hell are you here faggot?

>>647181
Fuck you teacher, that picture was a thumbnail

>>647469
>implying I wasn't calling Peri a virgin
Get with the times, anon.

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YD anyone?

>>647411
this desu senpai
The only thing /co/ /sug/ has over /trash/ /sug/ is that you can go there at work, but i trust you guys to not be stupid enough to use /sug/ at work

>>643108
its ok if your tea has gone cold, iced tea tastes great.

So...
Who still /murdercock/ here?

>>643463
MOLY SHIT

>>647502
I browse /sug/ exclusively at work

>>647514
None, we all changed of habits now.
We ALL worship Marty, now.

>>647406
peridot is a virgin waifu

>>647535
This.

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>>647514

>>647520
Yeah, and i draw and watch SU porn in front of people at work. I shit you not.

>>647535
no

Message Received will be about YD telling Peridot that she's shit and easily replaceable, and so she will not be sending a rescue team. Peridot will then be sad and leaves her recorder unattended, where Steven will then sneak a listen to it. I am right.

>rape

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14 days until

>>647566
i like the way you think, shitpost anon!
>>647379
dude, /trash/ is an nsfw board

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>>647497
Well then prove me wrong and find the largest source image you can find, shitkid
This will be your final vote for the class

>>647571
I HAVE A COMPUTER CALENDAR TO THE VERY SECOND TO DOCUMENT THIS ANON.

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>>647545
>>647556

>this denial

i like lapis because she reminds me of me.

>>647562
Fuck off, Zuke

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>>647571
>mfw 13 days until the brazilfag ruins everything for everyone

>>647501
please post more.

>>647584
How unfortunate.

>>647589
then don't watch the fucking spoilers.

>>647583
no

>>647584
i feel bad for your family

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>>647562
The worst part is that this MIGHT actually happen.
But I'll still regard this as another headcanon.

>>647589
I hope so.

>>647596
Leaks outright ruin any chance of a regular livewatch thread. Just look what happened with Too Far.

>>647589
Why is SO HAARDD for you to simply IGNORE the spoiler, HIDE the spoiler, DON'T WATCH the stupid leak?

>>647589
get off the internet for a day.

>>647610
Because I like watching the episodes with you, you faggot.

>>647584
I like lapis because she remind me of you, too.

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>>647601
Yep, denial.

>>647589
annnnnd, if your afraid that some faggot will spoil it in the thread, DONT GO ON THE FUCKING THREAD FOR ONE FUCKING DAY FAGGOT

>>647618
how can we kill the brazilfag?

>>647618
Was watching Too Far really that unenjoyable?

>>647623
Though, I even though I do agree with you, people will come here posting screencaps and spamming the plot over and over.
It'll kinda kill the joy of watching the first episode in MONTHS together.

>>647631
Hell yeah it was.

Not only was the quality shitty, the post episode discussion was pretty sparse because not everyone had watched it, and because it was the last episode before the hiatus, the shitposting and thread quality went down the shitter way faster.

>>647629
30 minutes of extremely cold temperatures, so below 20ºC

>>647562
i want to see yellow diamond fawn over peridot. i hope that your headcanon isn't true.

>>647644
well I for one really enjoyed the audience singing the intro, the cheers and laughter made it seem like a com

>>647636
idk, don't go on 4chan for like a week then? so that you've already saw the episodes, and any spoilers wouldn't be harmful.

>>647645
where does the brazilfag live?

>>647661
eh?

Gais
Can you link me to the leaks when they appear?
Please

>>647664
Where does the Brazil fag live?
Hmm, I'd say Russia

>>647645
im in america, we use fahrenheit.

>>647671
whatever. who knows how to make a virus? we can then attack his computer with it.

>>647668
what do you mean by 'eh'?

>>647669
One day before it airs, check kat or kisscartoon
the steven universe tag on Tumblr
the mega link that it's surefire will get posted

>>647669
no

>>647669
Sure just give me your personal email ;)

>>647684
>we
>who knows how to make a virus?
>we
>how to make a virus

This is a +18 website

i hope peridot's okay

>>647677
Not my fault you're too braindead to convert one scale with another in your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKMmXum5OI4

>>647704
I don't.

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I will watch the leaks with you faggots, that's for sure

>>647705
faggot i hate you. ur ugly

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>>647734
kek

>>647752
If I knew how I'd livestream it

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that unironically like jasper, peridot, or lapis lazuli

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>>647734
>greg and amethyst laughing at every moment of steven the swordfighter
What a good video
>>647764
They'll be released publicly, don't worry, someone will post a stream link in the thread or on /co/
Probably not cena universe tho

>>647578
I was wrong.

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>>647767
They're more popular than the CGs at this point. And I see why.

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>>647760

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>>647774
Then you get a D+ for trying and you walk out of this door with the lowest grade i've ever given to a passing student
Hope to never see you again in this fucking class, dudebro McShitstain

Merry christmas

greentext here

good morning trash

what's on the agenda today?

>>647790
Lapis would make an awful wife.

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>>647797
She makes a great bride tho

>>647792
Greg's reaction to Marty coming back to Beach City

>>647790
You'll fuck up again and I'll be there to correct your ass

>>647773
Yeah, I just really hope faggots don't spoiler it for the rest of the faggots who don't wanna watch it.

>>647777
Q U A D S

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So let's settle it down now

Are we going to move /sug/ over here the weekend of January or are we just gonna make a talkback thread?

Asking here because /co/ is kill

>>647808
That sounds like a good idea. I will brainstorm it and see what I can do.

How you holding up anon?

>>647844
Kek I didn't even bother fixing it

Moving /sug/ to /co/ I meant

>>647777
OMFG QUADS. ALL HAS BEEN FORGIVIN.

>>647797
not true