How the hell do people use tissues to clean up after masturbating?

>>6398259
Putting it back in your dresser is gross. I know it's folded up, but still. I'd wash after every use desu.

>>6398289
Only one spot of it gets cum on it. I always fold the towel up so that the cum is on the inside; the outsides of the towel are clean.

What I want to know is, what is the lotion used for?

>>6398700
Men who have had their dicks ruined by Shlomo have a hard time fapping without some kind of lube, that's what the lotion is for.

>>6399067
I'm circumsized and I've never had any issue fapping without lotion.

Hell, I've never even used lotion.

You obviously mummify your dick, duh.

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>tfw there are at least 50 cum tissues under my bed
It makes my room smell awful but whenever I think about throwing them away I just tell myself I'll do it tomorrow.

>>6399449
Don't you have a litter bin? They don't smell as much if you put the tissues inside used paper cups or bags

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I just fap in my underwear.

>>6399711
Since i have a tablet and a laptop i can just stay in bed and fap at the same time, i find it easy to cum under the sheets.

I just drink it

>fap in shower
>cum washes down drain, no clean up
feels good

>>6399952
Wait until a mutant crawls out the shower

>>6398259
I use my hand as a bowl at the head of thr penis when I cum, then I go wash it in the sink.

>>6399952
This
+ privacy and warmth
People that use towels are fucking idiots

>>6399952
>>6400085
A bit difficult to look at porn while in the shower

>inb4 "lol you can't jerk off without porn"

sure I can, it's just not particularly as good. And it wastes water.

>fold three pieces of toilet paper
>put it over my duck
>cum
>throw in bin

sometimes I stand up and see how far I shoot

I just cum in my boxers and use them to wipe up the cum.

Whats wrong with unloading into the sink/toilet?

>>6400300
you have to leave your porn

>>6400320
Well I'm gonna cum and won't want to watch any more porn after that for a short while.

>>6400334
have you never looked your porn in the eye when you cum

>>6400347
Sometimes, but when I do I usually just finish in my hand and with the right amount of grip I can keep it contained and not make a mess. But 9/10 times I'll waddle into the bathroom and blast the sink or toilet.

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You people are fucking degenerates

...and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>implying I clean up
I just cum where ever. On the floor, walls, ceiling, keyboard, monitor, bed sheets, anyone who decides to open the door to my cave.

>>6399137
same, it's alright doin it dry
i just cum and clean it up with a sock, and wash the sock every other time i do my laundry every few days

>>6400364
Huh. I thought I was the only one. Foreskin make it so much easier. like pinching a balloon closed.

>>6398259

When you masturbate prone your entire life as I've done, it's easy as fuck to do. Just lay two sheets down in the general area where you're gonna spurt (this is usually stationary if you have your technique down), scoop it up (usually I haven't actually torn the sheets but sometimes there's a tear, a bit away from where the nut lands), twist off a small part so as to minimize kleenex going into the toilet, flush, done.

I even prefer to work on my bed, which has nice soft sheets and is close to my big screen TV which doubles as my computer monitor/battle station/film screening area/television/masturbation lens.

FWIW I myself was cucked by the circumcision jew, I acknowledge it for the misfortune that it is, even having informed the parents that they did wrong when I was born on more than one occasion. Still, my dick works so it's not all bad. But I digress from my latter point.

The latter point is, I've never needed lube while I am masturbating prone, which is what I do 99.999% of the time, and have done ever since well before puberty.

I just get 4 squares of toilet paper (or 8 squares if it's 1-ply,) lay it on my stomach, then jerk n' spurt. Then I roll it up and place it in the toilet and flush it down the next time I take a shit.

ziploc sandwich baggies

you fucking weaklings, catch the cum and lick it up, tastes good

I'm cut, but I used to pull my foreskin over the tip when I'd come, and usually that would keep it contained, then I'd just wipe it off and flush it.

Now I just fold a tissue or two and hold it just at the end of my dick to catch the jizz.

I just lay in bed and jerk off with my sheets and cum on my stomach. Wipe it up with a couple tissues and throw them away in the morning.

I just take the last towel I used to dry off with, lay it across my legs, pull out my dick, tuck the towel into my pants under my balls, and then make sure I have some part of my hand over my head when I cum.
Even if I fuck up and shoot hard enough to manage to hit something I've got a whole towel in my lap to clean up and off with.
It just doesn't work very well if you're lying down.

>>6400085
>jerking it entirely without porn
>restricting your fap sessions to a daily shower
>wasting a boatload of water to fap multiple times a day
Getting off in the shower is like a little bonus, it's not as good as proper masturbation but it takes basically zero prep or clean up so it's fine to take the opportunity if you happen to be in the mood at the time.

>>6407213
Doesn't taste much at all. I always do it for convenience.

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>>6398259
>Then just fold the towel up and put it back in my dresser

>>6399711
This.

do any anons wanna pretend to be girls?

>>6408236

post here

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>>6399449
Why is it so hard for you to throw them away you massive autist?

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>>6400239
>>6400364

>>6400364
>>6403690
I try to do this but half the time some ends up leaking into my pants/underwear. It's hard to stop fapping when your about to ejaculate, but oddly enough I don't enjoy ejaculation; only the feeling of masturbation before it.

>>6399952
I used to fap in the shower but I found I had less powerful orgasms and the fapping generally sucked more in the shower, I don't really like to waste my daily fap.

>>6399874
>>6407213
Shut up CWC.

>>6398259

How difficult it is to wash a towel after you cum onto it?

>>6409933
Put it in the washing machine by itself? That seems to clean it perfectly well.

>>6409606
>tfw being an edging bastard feelsgoodman

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>>6398259
I hate making any kind of mess when jerking off (and I find using socks or towels to be kind of disgusting).

For years I've just been cumming into disposable plastic sandwich bags (it's like a couple dollars for a 120 pack).

Just throw one on when I get hard, continue rubbing off under my boxers, shoot into bag, clean up in the toilet and throw in bin.

Might seem like unnecessary effort to some, but I couldn't do it any other way.

>>6400364
>with the right amount of grip I can keep it contained and not make a mess
I sometimes do his as well. Usually it's from a case of laziness or if my mum if visiting for a few days and I want to be a bit more discreet. The toilet is literally right next to my room, so I don't have to go very far.

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>>6410347
cum in one now and post it, you dirty little boy please

oh fucckk I wanna see everyone cum where they cum and post it <3

>>6398259
>he doesn't smear it on his chest

plebian

can we just have everyone post a picture of where they cum or what they cum on? with an "after* shot as well (a picture taken after the load is delivered) it'll make for a great study.

I fap in the most bizarre and unnecessarily complex way ever.

I curl my shaft downward (using a few fingers) and use it to massage my balls' center, following it up with a compression my balls with a side-motion of the remaining fingers.

I think it's because I learned how to fap by total accident, and got stuck doing it that way.

Though I doubt any of you would get it right, lol.

>>6410446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gs4sOy-mZk

>>6410517

TDLR: I use my own penis (aided by my fingers) to massage my balls.

>>6410529
>>6410446
I hope that wasn't you, plastic bag anon, just fap to whatever you want and show us the result! Be a good sport!

What do you like, we'll post it

>>6410550
>I hope that wasn't you, plastic bag anon
Nope, just an anon rightfully cringing at that pic and text combo in that post.

>just fap to whatever you want and show us the result! Be a good sport!
It's 2:30 AM, I am not gonna cum on something, and I am most certainly not gonna take a photo of it.

>>6410586
for shame; out of curiosity, what you into?

also you might as well do it, you're here, it's not like we have any standards or integrity; this is /trash. It's the next stop from showing us where you fap :)

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>>6410550
>I hope that wasn't you, plastic bag anon
Nah. Busy jacking off.

I should've been in bed half an hour ago. But anyway, one spent plastic bag.

>>6410586
>2:30am
Hi fellow ausfag (probably).

>>6410608
>for shame; out of curiosity, what you into?
Furry, Butts, and, uhh... hyperscat.

>>6410628
>Hi fellow ausfag (probably).
Indeed. And my eyes are getting tired so I've heading for bed in like ten minutes.

>>6410628
Fuccckkk yess <3

(can you take a pic of it suspended/held up?)

you're the best, man <3 ><

Now everyone else post a before and after of their "methods"

>>6410662
Sorry, already threw it out. And I really do need sleep now.

>>6410720
no problem, you're a hero

see you next thread. Dont fap for a few days

Does anyone else wanna cum in a plastic bag?

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>>6410446
>>6410662
my my you're a cute horny anon aren'tcha

>>6400085
What if I prefer cold showers?

>>6413431
fuckkk did you make that?

Also thanks :3 *mwah* <3

more pls~ <3

>>6413431
did you take more pic and/or video? I need this in my life <3

>>6398259
Lie prone on my back, cum on my tummy, use the tissues to clean it up, flush them down the toilet.

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>>6399067
>>6399137
>>6407550
>>6403794
Actually, if you are not jewish or muslim, being cut is entirely an american thing. Popularized by John Harvey Kellogg (yes the cereal guy). The idea is that it would cause pain for a few weeks and feel less even after healed as he thought it would make boys masturbate less. (he also wanted to "circumcise" girls too by pouring acid on the clitoris but that part never took off). This was during the 50's when people were prude and moral panicked. It also lead to the founding of scouts as they thought the boys would focus more on doing chores than fapping.

>>6418115
Are you the same anon from the /girlyvoice/ thread?

>>6420570
..yeth :3 <3

>>6420525
I wont do that to my kids, its based on such bullshit, traditional bullshit. Masturbate less, yeah that worked.. what an asshole. He's not honest about just wanting to mutilate and control children; anyone with morality and empathy shows mercy, not superiority. Every good person I've ever known gives everything they have, and when I thank then, they say it was nothing. This guys a fucking asshole pedo degenerate who likes to cut kids.

>>6420525
>doing chores

that's code for child labour, Aka using kids cos you're too much of dick to mow the lawn yourself. Using kids like robots for personal gain. Fuck this piece of shit faggot. Thanks for the info.

>>6420689
Good on you, man.
Originally, muslims and jews did it for hygienic purposes but they still do it because that "tradition" is such an ingrained piece of culture that you are unlikely to change it.
Americans sort of still do it due to "tradition" and some will claim it is for hygienic reasons too, if they do then you ask them why we won't cut off our eye lids since we wake up with crusty shit in them every morning.
Yes, the real reason is equally retarded too.

>>6420765
dude, hygiene is just cleaning, too. Like, just clean yourself; what you're telling me muslims and jews don't shower? I actually looked this up; there's no official source in the quran that says you should cut; it's all based on hearsay and "sayings"

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>>6420765
>>6420879
Source from web:

[[[[ "We have indeed created man in the 'best of moulds'." (Qur'an 95:4)

This means when a baby leaves the mother's womb, he or she is in the most perfect of shape down to the finest detail. Nothing needs alteration. With regards to the development of the baby, Allah states the following:

"Then We made the sperm into a clot of congealed blood; then of that clot We made a lump; then we made out of that lump bones and clothed the bones with flesh; then we developed out of it another creature. So blessed be Allah, the 'Best of all Creators!' " (Qur'an 23:14)

Notice that Allah states that He is the best creator - the resulting completed creation of the baby is thus in its optimal form. ]]]]

Circumcision is bullshit even for "religious" purposes, as stated earlier, it's just to dehumanize kids so they can use them like oxes.

>>6420990
I keep thinking about all the people in "Muslim countries" that get circumcised for no reason... jesus. There was that story of the man who had a botched circumcision and on the spot they decided they were gonna turn him into a tranny; just ruining people's lives.. (the guy ended up killing himself, btw)

>>6421050
Look up John Money for that one. Another fine gentleman promoting circumcision in the US

>>6398259
Curcumsized here. I jizz onto my stomach and wipe it off with tissue. Y'all people that jizz into socks are nasty.

>>6409576
I know how you feel anon. The horrid personal hygiene on this thread is disgusting. Also, anyone that doesn't watch the porn while finishing is retarded. Lay down on your nice, clean bed, set your laptop next to you, cum on your own tummy, wipe it off with something DISPOSABLE, and flush that shit down the toilet.

bbump

>>6421666
Sure, whatever you say, Satan

>>6421724
I sit on the chair by my computer, cum in to a tissue in my left hand and flush that down. That way i can fap AND prevent it from landing on me.

>>6421050
>There was that story of the man who had a botched circumcision and on the spot they decided they were gonna turn him into a tranny; just ruining people's lives.. (the guy ended up killing himself, btw)
Reminder the guy responsible for this kickstarted all the gender bullshit.

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>>6421724
>The horrid personal hygiene on this thread is disgusting.
>proceeds to talk about cumming on his chest

>>6424500
>"i believe gender is a social construct"
>take boy without dick tell parents to tell him he is a girl, dress as such and give hormones for the teenage years
>boy feel uncomfortable as girl and feel that something is wrong
>eventually find out he is a he and the medicine he has been eating was estrogen
>become depressed, no one wants to have anything to do with him for being a freak
>kills self
>"aha, i told you gender was a social construct"

Fucking how? He just disproved himself and showed that it is biological. Boy was told being a girl, didn't feel as a girl.

>>6421666 Don't use a dirty sock. Use a clean one that has soft fibers with a bit of friction.
>>6401925 You clean it up with a sock? Why not just use the sock?


>Ctrl + Sock
>4 results
>none of them saying "I just use a sock as a washable fuck tube
Guys, it has friction without being too rough. You can use a clean one, in fact please don't use a dirty one that's disgusting (footfags get a pass here). You people are cumming in bags and pinching your dicks and shoving dirty cumtowels into your dressers n shit. Honestly, how did you skip over something so basic and socially permissible?

>>6420717
It's call building a good work ethic so they don't become a lazy asshole like you

Anybody else just puts a paper towel in the trash bin and cum into that?

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>>6420135
>>6418115
i really wish i blew a bigger one on this huge rack <3

I do it on my hand and eat the evidence
No mess and no trash

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I use a fleece blanket to get off.
I curl up a small part into a ball, put my penis on it, then fold the rest of the blanket over it, and lie on top. The weight from your body feels great, especially when combined with the soft, smooth fabric.
I can't get off with my hands, even with lube. Thanks, doctor kellogg.
I wash it every few weeks, and don't sleep with the blanket.
Anyone else masturbate like this?

>not learning how to catch the cum with your hand and then simply washing it off

I swear, kids these days.

>>6424698
The social experiment didn't work because society didn't check its privilege hard enough, damn them!

>>6424698
>Fucking how?
Because he helped push the gender meme. Gender isn't real. There is only biological sex and nothing more.

>>6425247
>Honestly, how did you skip over something so basic and socially permissible?
I didn't.

Cumming in a sock is still cumming in a sock. It's just something I've always found to be a bit disgusting.

>>6433863
>I've always found to be a bit disgusting
because it is. this method should've been phased out years ago

>>6398259
you just.. clean?

>>6427707
Its your lawn, cover it in cement if your that lazy.

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>>6398259
>How the hell do people use tissues to clean up after masturbating?
Cum onto my stomach, wipe and throw away. How is this hard?

>>6438702
not the point it' about the importance of chores in general. It sound like you're a minor who hates mowing.

>>6439001
I'm sorry but I need the sauce on that image

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I jerk off so often and have been for so many years that I just let the cum land where ever on my floor

or a sock, socks are always handy, or a pair of cum-boxers that feel nice

I keep a small plastic tub (slightly bigger than a shot glass) in my drawer and cum into that. I cover it with a flat object to stop any smell and empty it into the toilet every time it gets nearly full.

>>6409900
Really? All my most powerful orgasms were standing up. Plus it's fun to sink to the floor of the shower as your knees give in because your orgasm was so powerful.

>>6442858
hott take a picture of a place you've cum before/after a cum <3

>>6443630
take pic of it now and you cum in it

>>6428293
hott, don't you worry baby, posst more <3