/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Gay Black Vampire Edition &

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A happy Lana is a cute Lana!

At least post the other dad version.

Everyone knows black vampires are a myth.

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Damn, I wasn't quick enough to link it in the old thread. I can't believe we just stood by and let that happen.

ded hours

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>>6333057
Truly dead

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>>6333044
A horny Lana is a cute Lana!

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>>6333072

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>thread died on us

Beginning of the end, lads

Did I miss the bartender that's been coming out the last couple of nights? I could use a drink.

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Teeth

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Trans Lars!

>>6333128
Where did Lola learn such a technique?

>>6333096
IT ENDS HERE

IT ENDS NOW

>>6333128
>this scene most likely had all the Louds belching and trying to outdo each other. We only saw Lincoln and Lola.

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A happy Leni is a cute Leni!

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LARGE AND THICK

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CAROL EPISODE WHEN

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Have a Lynn. She's cute!

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>>6333173
>tfw no Leni belch

>>6333192
NEVER

EVER

>>6333192
what the fuck is a carol?

>>6333205
Leni doesn't belch
She is a lady

>Canon Lucy as a normie
>might even see her eyes
>Lucyfags get cucked twice
Can't wait

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>>6333230
DELETE THIS

>>6333230
Most people think she's going through an edgy phase and I want to see her eyes.

I want to fuck her into a normal little girl

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So dead we don't even have comfy anymore

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>>6333248
> into a normal little girl
But that would be terrible

>>6333230
What if...what if since the synopis says sisters give her a makeover they end up making Lucy look another version of each of them?

Leni lucy

Luna Lucy

Lynn Lucy

>>6333223
Leni makes a noise from a third place. When she does this, it tickles her. This makes her laugh, which makes her make the noise more, which makes here laugh more, which makes her make the noise even more, which escalates until the laughter and noisemaking hurts too much to continue.

This is why Leni, who makes her noise from the third place, chooses not to do so.

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>>6333222
OOOHHHH DOUBLE TRIPS CONFIRMS!!!

>>6333265
It'll be a cry for help but no one will notice, she'll throw away her spells and books, none of it was real, none of it protected her, none of it made her feel better.

She's finally black inside like she always wanted, just a sugar shell behind her brittle smile.

>>6333290
Sounds like the climax of Chuunibyou

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>>6333192
>Carol is actually the sweetest girl alive, even more so than Leni
>she is constantly trying to befriend Lori purely out of the kindness of her heart because she's just that type of girl
>Lori is a petty, jealous bitch who can't stand Carol and all her success and accomplishments and holds this one sided grudge that Carol is completely oblivious too

>"Good morning Lori,"The gorgeous blonde says with glee as she passes by Lori Loud in the hallway. "Best of luck on your history test later!"
>Lori's blood begins to boil as she blows the queen of the school off. The fucking nerve that woman must have to say something like that!
>'Does that skank Pingry think she's better than me' Lori whispers under her breath as she trembles with rage in the hallway. "I hate you so damn much. I will literally snap your neck one day!"
>Carol just keeps on smiling as she continues about her day, unaware of the undeserved burning ire Lori holds for her. She can't wait until the two of them are the best of friends!

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>>6333309
>tfw had to stop watching it because of secondary cringe from being like her in grade school

What happened to the anon who did pics based on who got dubs?

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>>6333033
Gay black vampire you say?

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>>6333316

>Carol's little brother is the foulest boy in Royal Oaks
>He lies, cheats, steals, and never tips
>Carol is either oblivious to this or she knows but adores him anyway since she's sweet like that
>Her little brother takes his big sister for granted.

>>6333319
Oh fucking Christ. I remember when I was 9, I always told my classmates that I can talk to trees and plants and would put my ear near to leaves and nod and "interpret" what they were "saying" and sometimes lie on the ground to receive their "spiritual essence" (that's what I called it).
JFC now you made me want to kill myself from embarrassment.

>>6333290
Nice

>>6333316
>>6333357

This sounds fucking stupid

I seriously hope we never see Linclone ever again

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>>6333357
Lincoln knows a thing or two about taking advantage of big sisters

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>>6333260
>tfw want to write comfy fics instead of smut
>never in the mood unless comfy myself
>always either fall asleep and lose the thought or turn it dirty to keep enough interest to finish it

>>6333357
>He lies, cheats, steals
Linclone got that latino heat

>>6333414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ5B-U6LwaA

>>6333277
SHUT THE FUCK UP

WE NEED A CAROLBOMB

>>6333421
cute kitty

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>>6333316
>>6333410
I personally don't subscribe to the Linclone/Carol relation theory. It just strikes me as kind of silly. I've always liked the idea that Carol is a single child with parents who are too busy to be around. She is a stuck up bitch who is just jealous of Lori because she has all those siblings, a boyfriend that genuinely cares for her and an awesome pair of parents who love her. Carol may have more than Lori but she'll never be as fulfilled or happy as her. I wonder if we'll ever see her again.

>>6333389
Shit nigga, did you live in northern NJ? There was kid who did exactly that in my grade, I remember because he almost broke a leg climbing a tall ass tree to get a better signal.

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>>6333455
>Implying Christina isn't her real sister

http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/153208961370

ok

>>6333480
Lame
The only Bruce Willis movie Lucy saw is Death Becomes Her

I've never understood the fascination of Carol. Why do so many people give so much attention to someone who has less screentime than even the rarest of background characters?

>>6333500
Projection mostly

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>>6333410
How so?

>>6333500
She's a waifu who's a blank slate so it's easy to project their own personalities onto her

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>>6333511
>Projection
Oh look, it's that fucking meme word again.
I don't think you know what it means.

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>>6333500
Because we like the idea that the sisters have lives outside of Lincoln.

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>>6333500

This >>6333528 mostly

>>6333500
I want to see Whori lose everything and Carol is the better version of her and in the best place to do so

>>6333537

I bet Chandler is her actual brother

>>6333533
Oh wait, I thought you meant that we personally project ourselves into her. My bad

>>6333528
That doesn't change the fact that she's little more than a glorified OC. >>6333536 But Carol is only rarely used as a foil to Lori in fics, most of the time she's just fucking Lincoln.

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>loves his lasagna

What did they mean by this?

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>>6333576
>most of the time she's just fucking Lincoln
that's pretty much every single character though.

>>6333580
He ate those food

>>6333537
>>6333511
Don't forget that she has this little interesting unexplored feud with Lori. It sparks ideas

Reminder that the brunette Loud Kids are canonically more impressively talented than the blondes. Lucy is surely a brunette.

>>6333072
Lana probably doesn't even know wear sex is

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Now what?

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>>6333612
>Being retarded

>>6333612
Blondes are prettier, though, and won't become washed-up hacks and aren't horrible people like Luan, Lisa, and Luna

>>6333612
i was going to say something but lisa alone trumps everyone in the loud house

>>6333536
>Because we like the idea that the sisters have lives outside of Lincoln.
Good thing Savino isn't here or he would be LIVID right now

>>6333675

MORE CLYDE EPISODES

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>>6333675

>>6333680
Moar Ronnie Anne episodes.
i need it.

Ah yeah can't wait to write my new ClydeXyour favorite sister fic.

>>6333690
Lily?

>>6333690
My favorite sister is Lola so it's pretty much canon.

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>>6333690
Here's a (You) in advance.

>>6333690
Technically Ronnie Ann is a sister

>>6333689

SORRY BUT NO

WE'RE GETTING AN EPISODE ABOUT HOW CLYDE'S PARENTS MET

>>6333696
>>6333698
>>6333703
>>6333710
Clyde harem is coming, just wait until my computer is fixed.

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Lynn's ponytail friend seemed taller here

>>6333719
Even Lily

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Say if Caleel Harris would have just suddenly "disappeared", the writers would be forced to write him out?

>>6333719
good for you

>>6333725
Especially Lily!

>>6333690
>not writing a linclone x lynn fic
jesus christ you people are amateurs

>>6333738
Hahaha undercover cop, Clyde is going to jail for attempted sex with a baby

>>6333740
I fucked up and wrote Linclone x Lincoln fic. Do I still get to be pro?

>>6333750
no you friccin pillow

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>>6333625

>Blondes are prettier

Not according to porn it's not.

>and won't become washed-up hacks

Sure.

>and aren't horrible people like Luan, Lisa, and Luna

Sure they aren't.

>>6333759
>Unironically using porn as a measurement.

>>6333755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaXJmo9cro

>>6333777
checked

>>6333771

>An industry that depends on non-fag men can't be used to show what women are more attractive

>>6333800
Not every woman in porn is attractive. Maybe fewer blondes are willing to do what it takes for more views?

>>6333800
Like I said, the non blondes are washed up, ugly whores.

>>6333755
The ol' ruse

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>>6333316
i want this to happen so bad, this is literallyhow i imagine carol

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>>6333869
>Luna giving up her hopes and dreams to become a proud housewife
I didn't know my boner could get this erect

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>>6333389
>>6333462
pls respond?

>>6333625
Lisa won't be a washed up hack. She'll continue to be productive for a long time.
Luna will know when to bow out gracefully once she's unable to perform to her expected level.
Luan, unfortunately, will continue far beyond her sell-by date and will be regarded as a has-been (or, to some folks, never-was.)

>>6333922
Erectus Maximus!

Is crusader anon around!

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>>6333869
>Making characters boring
I don't think a boner has ever disappeared faster

>>6333953
Pure Luna would have been 200% better than the Luna we got, Fact!

>>6333869
Disgraceful. Hopes and Dreams are what makes life worth living! Why doesn't she just lay down and die.

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"Mr. Shekelstein, how come Niggers are underrepresented in lists of the world's sexiest men and women if Niggers aren't unattractive monkeys"

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>>6333953
>not wanting to tame a raucous teenage girl and turn her into a loving and obedient housewife

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>>6333869
My boner is neutral to this picture.

>>6333965
because she has a career and family

>>6333936
Well that's weird, there was no (you) on that post.
Oh and I'm not even from America.

>>6333967
(You) Now go away

>>6333967
The lists are bias, little girl! Racist!

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>>6333959
pure luna is straight up marriage material

>>6333969
>Luna will never trade in her electric guitar for an acoustic one
>Luna will never play you wholesome serenades
>Luna will never teach you to play guitar
why live

>>6333973
You can have both those things and still be a rock star

>>6333612
No nigger, it has to even out. 5 Blondes 5 Brunettes.

Blonde
>Lily
>Lana
>Lola
>Leni
>Lori

Brunettes
>Lisa
>Lynn
>Luan
>Luna

Wildcard
>Lincoln

Lucy is Brunette because she equals it out, not because of talent.

I wish I still had my foreskin

>>6334005
>Lincoln
Platinum blonde :^)

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>images are 404ing
Fuckin' Hiro man

>>6333156
Eudora Welty

>>6334015
>wanting filthy smegma dick

>>6334030
Filthy jap gook!

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>>6334030
>tfw

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>>6334033
>Spreading kike propaganda

>>6333827

>Not every woman in porn is attractive.

No. But who's popular tells something. See the lack of Niggers.

>>6333838

>washed up

>pretending Lisa and Lucy won't be world famous scientists and poets who'll get talked about long after they die

>pretending Luan, Lynn, and Luna won't check out once they hit their limit.

>pretending Lola won't burn out once she gets too old

>pretending Lori, Lana, and Lynn will do anything worthy of noting

>>6334052

>pretending Lori, Lana, and Lily will

I fixed it. Slipped up.

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>>6334052
>>6334077
lana wants to be the plumbmin
lynn is gonna be OJ simpsmin

>>6334029

He's just a white haired freak like his gramps.

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A real quickie before school my nigs, enjoy!

>>6334082

>OJ simpsin

So who'll get stabbed by Lynn?

>>6334087
>school
exit

>>6334090
Lauren Wiles
i don't know

>>6334087
>Lala Louy
What did he mean by this?

>>6334087
I want to do a quickie with Lola!

>>6334094
>>6334103
Shhhhhhhh, my bad. Shhhhh.

>>6334094
they could mean college

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>>6334107
Luna will never force you to smell her unshaven, unwashed pussy after a concert

congratulations /tlhg/ you caused another CC to commit sudoku give me attention because i'm a CC

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>>6334108

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Oh and this one too, a real quick one... of Luan, dislike this nigga though.

>>6334119
Luan did nothing wrong.

>>6334117
Attention I've given (you) attention!

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>>6334117
>Luna will never force you to smell her unshaven, unwashed pussy after a concert
Why would you want that? Everyone knows Luna likes no less than 3 creampies whenever she goes out rocking. That creaky cum-coated crevasse is the last place you should want to stick your nose!

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>>6334119
REEEEEEEEEEEEE LUAN IS THE BEST SISTER

GET OUT OF MY PEDO GENERAL YOU TASTELESS CC

>>6334128
>>6334139
Shhh, my bad again, she's a'ight though. Shhhh

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Morning

>>6334136
Gross

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>>6334153
You're telling me, that girl is nasty. If only she had stood home that fateful night. If only she had never went to that concert. If only she was never tempted by that filthy brit and his enchanting devil music. She was the one we just couldn't save.

>>6333598
WHerE ArE THe ThREe cHEESe PIzzAs!?

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>>6334172

>>6334165
The corruption is beautiful. If she wants her cooter filled to the brim with seed that is her own business. However you put the image of someone's nose inside said vagina in my mind and yuck

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>>6334165
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!
>>6334205
AND YOU SPEAK HERESY!

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>>6334172

>>6334224
Stop!

Stop this insanity!

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>>6334117
>Luna will never force you to smell her unshaven, unwashed pussy after a concert

Thank G-d

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>>6333869
This doesn't have anything to do with my boner, but I want to force Luna to no longer have any hopes or dreams until the only thing keeping her alive at all is me. Then break up with her.

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>>6334235

>>6333869
Heh. Boner

>>6334221
You can't stop the contagion only slow it down. In the end all things shall be corrupted! The Louds, the general, and even you.

Why tired yourself needlessly? Just give in to that sweet, sweet poison.

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>>6334221
I wish that I were speaking heresy anon, I really do. But when your stoned off your tits, puking your guts out in a dirty ditch behind an occupied port-a-potty as a greasy metalhead you met 5 minutes ago screeches into the night and punishes your rockin' little freckled booty with his all access, backstage pass over and over again as a crowd begins to form, laughing and recording your shameless act as the world begins to spin while muffled rock music echoes in your ears and all you can do is weakly throw up a shaking set of horns before passing out in the mud like a dumb wild animal you have to ask yourself, did I get get TOO carried away with this lifestyle?
Luna knows, she's been there quite a few times. She never answers her own questions though. I wonder why that is?

>>6334257
hehe funny huh? ha

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>>6334241
You made Lincoln sad now. You made him suffer

Is this what you wanted?

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>>6334272
Fuck off, Slaanesh

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New Art :p

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>>6334272
>>6334276
Give me one good reason I shouldn't purge the both of you.

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>>6334288
Yes.
>Don't worry big brother
>I'm the only one you need in your life

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>>6334293
You also speak the truth.

>>6334309
Lucy has a big fucking nose

>>6334317
I've noticed that, too. A fuckhuge honker. Lucy is a sub-human

>>6333967
Do you have any examples?

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>>6334307
Purge away but it won't bring back that precious little girl we lost all those years ago. All she knows now is hard rock, in more ways than one and nothing we do can change her ways. The damage has been done.

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>>6334337
Well...there is one way of getting pure Luna back.

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I LIVE.

>Quickly rubbing the sleep from his eyes, Lincoln straightens his shirt and unlocks the door.
>"Stay here for a second, Luna."
>Leni pushes the door open, peering in at her roommate and lover.
>She leans down to plant a soft kiss on his cheek.
>He almost collapses from the act.
>He forgot how sweet she is.
>"Thanks for being so patient, Lincy~" she coos.
>Then she looks behind him, at the still-prone Lori.
>She cocks an eyebrow.
>"I...would have preferred she be awake, though."
>She looks back at Lincoln, her eyebrows scrunched in worry.
>"What happened?"
>Lincoln tugs at his collar, lowering his gaze out of habit.
>"She told me about the party."
>Leni's face scrunches into cringe.
>"And...Verity, too, huh?"
>Lincoln just nods.
>Leni reaches down and pets his soft hair.
>"Oh, Lincy...I'm sorry. We should have told you together."
>She straightens up, and pushes through the door.
>"Stay here, Luna. I'll talk to Lori first. Don't want her to, like, have a heart attack."
>Ruffling his hair again, Leni passes Lincoln and beelines for her big sister.
>"Lori...Lori~" Leni calls quietly, punctuating each name drop with a feathery kiss to Lori's face.
>And a tiny puff of air for good measure.
>Lori quickly starts to fuss from the teasing.
>Lincoln turns away from the show to look at Luna.
>She keeps her eyes firmly locked onto Lola and Lana's room.
>Shifting her weight back and forth on her feet, her left arm stretches straight down, clutching the hem of her skirt.
>Her right hand wraps around her own waist and clutches her elbow.
>The blush on her face creeps down past her neck.
>He's about to greet her when Leni calls out.
>"Ok, Luna, you can come in now."
>Luna takes only two steps before Leni's in front of her.
>Lincoln can hear her whisper.
>"remember the deal."
>Luna nods, and with rubber legs plums over to Lori.
>Leni turns to Lincoln.
>She motions towards the door, taking his hand.
>"They could use some privacy," she whispers.

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>>6334317
Perfect for nose kissing <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>6334387
WHAT YOU SPEAK IS HERESY GUARDSMAN!

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>>6334307
Like a cat in a sack you claw and screech but you're going over that bridge ether way. When you hit that water you won't be thinking about purging or justice, just how dark and cold it is.

>>6334387
Jesus, what in the fucking hell is that? An interdimensional period?

>>6334414
I wish i didn't miss some updates, i really wanted to read this properly. When do you think you can pastebin it?

Or did you use similar filenames for all the updates - Tarn? Maybe i can find them all in the archive using that

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I want Lincoln to get struck by lightning.

>>6334482
Tarn is the starting point in a given thread, yes. I'm /just/ about done, too.

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>>6334481
That my friend is a warp rift. Our only way of getting pure Luna back is by traversing through it and going back in time and stopping her from going to that fateful concert! It maybe heretical and we may die but it is the only way.

>>6334467
Jesus man...are you a writefag?

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>the state of this thread

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>>6334597
What is this supposed to represent?

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>>6334336

"Here you go!

http://www.herinterest.com/top-100-hottest-men-in-the-world-2013-part-a/

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/celebrity/celebrity-galleries/2015/08/sexiest-hottest-men-of-2015-2016/viewgallery/

http://www.maxim.com/tag/hot-100

http://worldsmostbeautifuls.com/worlds-most-beautiful-women-2016-poll/

Niggers lose!"

>>6334317

It's the Jew blood.

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>>6334635
I really hope Lola grows out of her 1488 niggerdeath phase soon. Pageant judges don't like that sort of thing.

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Explain to Lucy why you think she isn't the best Loud.
Look, she's waiting.

>>6334635
NEEEEEEERRRD!

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I just realized that this was drawn by sb99 based on a cosplay based on shadman's drawing.

https://twitter.com/ChelHellbunny/status/796137770620227589

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>>6334648
You're cute and aesthetic, which gets you fanart and fan love, but as a character you're only just alright.

>>6334414
>Closing the door behind them, Leni leans down to hug her little man.
>"I missed you," she breathes, her hands slipping up his shirt to explore his skin.
>She kisses his cheek, sighing happily as she rests her chin on his head.
>"I missed you too, Leni."
>Lincoln returns the hug.
>His hands slip down to her hips.
>But he knows she wants something.
>"So what did you do about Luna?"
>He reaches up to tuck a stray lock of hair behind her ear.
>"The same thing I did last night with Lori, silly," she mumbles, rubbing her cheek against his palm.
>She pulls him closer, peppering his lips with kisses before pressing hard.
>Lincoln accepts the kiss, melting into her embr
>He squeaks in surprise when he feels her hand squeeze him down there.
>"Listen," Leni whispers, pulling back to look her brother in the eye. "Luna needs you right now, Ok?"
>Lincoln pants from the combination of the makeout and the massage she's giving him.
>"Uh...uh huh," he grunts, leaning into her shoulder.
>"But she's scared, Lincy. She's very scared, and needs you to be there for her."
>Leni hugs him again, squeezing him as hard as his little bunny body can take.
>"Go to your room, be gentle," she instructs.
>She taps him lightly on the nose.
>"And no biting."
>She leans back to peek into her room.
>"Luna, are you done? Come on, it's time."
>Hefting herself up, she plays with Lincoln's hair while Luna finishes talking to Lori.
>A few seconds later, a red-faced girl in lavender stumbles out.
>Her knees are shaking.
>"Remember what I told you," Leni whispers in her ear, grabbing her hand.
>She gives it a squeeze for luck, before passing it to Lincoln.
>"Go get her, tiger," she whispers to her brother, playfully patting his bum to get them going.
>She goes inside her and Lori's room, trusting all will go well.

>>6334676
she got some deformed titties

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>>6334648
Lucy, I'm so sorry. It's not you, it's me.

Actually no it is you. You're an ugly bitch with no personality beyond a kid's idea of being edgy who talks in a boring monotone and looks like somebody turned down the color on their B&W TV. You've never done anything good for your siblings and only exist to either give them a heart attack or acting like a dour cunt and making everyone around you miserable by proxy.

In conclusion, you are the WORST Loud.

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>>6334714
>filename
GOOD

>>6334288
>He was doing it again. Lucy should have known where he was going when he just said 'out.' She didn't decide to follow he immediately. Instead, she was more interested in seeing just what he did when he was alone there. Lincoln made his way down to the cemetery so he could grieve over Lynn's grave
>Lucy hid behind a tree and watched he brother from several yards away. The distance was far too wide for the sister to hear Lincoln's half whispered words to his former sibling "...so mom and dad are starting to feel better."
>Not knowing his words, Lucy was content with watching Lincoln silently hold a rhetorical conversation, standing over the tomb
>"Lucy is too. She's... talking again at the very least. Mostly to me. Oh! I forgot, uhh, the soccer team..." Lincoln's eyes began to water. He choked in a breath that was necessary in preventing him from letting anything escape his damaged pupils "they made this little, uhh, I don't know. I guess it's like a photo album. It's not finished but they told me, they'll put it here when it's done. That was pretty sweet of..." Again, he failed to hold in his emotions "t-them." He held a clenched fist it his mouth. He couldn't hold it in anymore. Whimpers escaped his throat as his tears began to wet his cheeks and his hand "Sorry, Lynn." he apologized though agonized breathing
>Even though Lucy didn't know what he was saying, it was with unquestionable confidence that she knew her brother was distressed by body language alone
>Then, he slowly lowered himself to be on top of his sister's tombstone, Lincoln let it all out, his head pressed against the cold, hard stone of where his sister was buried. He wept for her, and the reality that he was crying over an inanimate object
>Lincoln continued to cry, under the impression it was just him and "Lynn", until he felt the soft, ice cold hand of his younger sister on his shoulder. She then wrapped him into a hug "It's okay, Lincoln. I'm here for you."

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Hey Heretic anon. Does this roast your walnuts?

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>>6334710
>never done anything good for your siblings
DYEWTS

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>>6334801
It's 40kanon and not that much. It's a good drawing.

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>>6334635
>George Clooney
I have a huge man crush on him. It doesn't help that he's a pretty good director.

>>6334695
>"How'd it go?" Leni asks, sitting down beside Lori.
>Lori looks down at the floor, kicking her feet absentmindedly.
>"She said she was sorry for what she said."
>"That's it?"
>"And that she loves me."
>Leni leans over and rests her head on her sister's shoulder.
>"A lot has happened, huh?"
>Lori tilts her head to press against Leni's.
>"Yeah."
>"A lot's changed."
>"Yeah..."
>"But we'll get through it, Lori. We all have each other."
>Lori closes her eyes.
>She just sits there, with her sister, listening to the house settle.
>"You told him about Bobby, huh?"
>"Hmm."
>"Feel better about that?"
>"...Hmm."
>Lori feels Leni's fingers creep against her own, wriggling into the spaces between to hold her hand.
>She hasn't felt this at peace in months.
>"You know," Leni whispers coyly.
>Lori can tell she's grinning.
>She just knows it.
>"We're gonna have to sit down and talk about a proper Lincy-time schedule."
>Lori can't help but chuckle at the audacity of it all.
>She helped guide her and him on their first time.
>Then got roped into a threesome.
>And just a moment ago gave her blessing to Luna to have her turn.
>"Well," Lori answers, the faintest hint of a smile on her lips.
>She peeks down at the golden mane beside her.
>"I call Fridays."
>Leni snorts.
>"Wednesdays," she giggles back.

>>6334553
Not really, I only ever wrote one thing and it was just a greentext. Why ask?

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>that episode where Lincoln started spying on Lori and Bobby having sex
>only to get caught and they invite him to join
>Bobby eats and lubes up Lincoln's boipuss and Lincoln sucks on Lori's tits while he penetrates her puss puss
>that episode where Lincoln gasps as Bobby enters him only for Lori to kiss him
>that episode where Bobby cums deep inside Lincoln while Lincoln cums inside Lori's womb
>that episode where they all feel asleep in each others arms
>that episode they all tongue kissed each other implying this wasn't a one time thing
>that hook where Ronnie Ann saw them kiss and was turned on

>>6334864
You just have a way with words. You should try writing a tragic or depression fic you seem like you'd be good at it.

>>6334918
i find this picture to be really cute as fuck

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>>6334782
BURN IN HELL LUCY

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>>6334884
Your words are kind thank you. I'll try my hand at writing something if that's the case.

>>6334836
I think you may have narcolepsy

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>>6334957
I hope they fix her

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>>6334836
>Lincoln leads Luna down the hall.
>She tries to walk as slow as possible, but he forces her to keep pace.
>Every now and again, Luna has to stop and regain her composure.
>And every time, Lincoln holds her and lets her calm down before continuing.
>"Are you and Lori good now?" he asks, trying to lighten the mood.
>Luna simply nods her head, keeping her eyes pointing straight down the hall.
>Towards his door.
>Feelings herself grow smaller as the frame grew larger before her.
>Eventually, there's only so much she can stall before they're there.
>She's scared.
>Her sweaty hand clutches his.
>She tries to squeeze his palm.
>He calmly back.
>Luna swallows her nerves and forces herself to look at him.
>Lincoln calmly smiles back at her.
>She can't help but be enamored by the seas of blue.
>The muse to many of her songs.
>The source of many of her fantasies.
>She's scared out of her mind.
>She smiles back at him.
>Lincoln squeezes her hand again.
>This time Luna squeezes back.
>But she trusts him.
>Time slows down for a moment when his free hand reaches up.
>A small, quiet voice whispers in her mind.
>You can take him now.
>Run downstairs and out the door.
>Hide out at Tabby's house.
>You can do it.
>You can still save him.
>But Luna pushes the thoughts aside.
>His fingers wrap around the doorknob.
>She trusts him.
>Lincoln twists, and pushes.
>She loves him.
>He turns to look at her again.
>How can his eyes be so blue.
>She loves him so much.
>Luna follows Lincoln into his room.
>The door shuts quietly behind them.

Epiogue: Pax Acoustica
Stormbringer
~Fin~

http://pastebin.com/YKaczaqA

>>6334782
Go on

>>6334782
More when?

>>6334809
Is it "Forty Cannon" or "Forty-Kay Anon"?

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What if Leni had roasties?

>>6335082
>>6335078

Dunno who you are, but thanks, I needed this

>>6335041
nice it was wild ride filled with drama and lewd

I feel like you do drama better than lewd though

>He could barely breathe.
>His vision was blurred.
>His limbs burned worse than they ever did before.
>Yet here he was, in this dark room.
>Alone.
>But not really.
>Over in the corner, Lincoln Loud could barely make out the silhouette of his sister Lori.
>Had it not been for light shining behind her, her telltale hair giving her away, there would've been no chance in hell he'd of recognized her.
>She had been unconscious the entire time.
>"Lori."
>He knew it was pointless to try. But he had to.
>He could feel the crippling loneliness encroaching onto his being. Second time since he and Lori had been put here.
>His captors were always masked, several figures dressed in horrifying, twisted masks would come in and snatch one of them.
>Lori always came back unconscious.
>"Lori..."
>The leather bindings chafed his skin.
>"Please wake up."
>The Door opened, and Lincoln flinched, turning his head away from the sudden flood of light.
>The figure in the doorway was the female captor. She seemed to love tormenting Lincoln in particular.
>His eyes were too weak to handle it.
>"Quiet down, or you're coming back up."
>He knew she meant it.

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>>6335111
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=comet0ne

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>>6335078
>Lynn
>tits
>hips
>ass
>mfw Lynn is so shit they have to go off model to make her attractive

>>6335127
>>6335078

When will Lincoln's boobs come in.

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>>6335078
Nice

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>>6335121
continue

>>6335127
>http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=comet0ne

Love it, keep up the good work !

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>>6335098
Roasties? Like roasted marshmallows? i dunno that'd be cool i gues

>>6335153
I'm not the artist.

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>>6335132
>off-model
You mean like the majority of art out there for every other character?

>Implying Lynn is not attractive on-model as well and that's just another type of body that none of the Louds sport besides their mother
>mfw Lynn haters have to grab at straws to claim Lynn is unattractive

>>6335121
>The Door closed once again.
>He counted his lucky stars.
>He wouldn't of been able to handle another round with her. Unlike the others, she in particular was ruthless. At least to him. She molested him, raped him. But she also dished out physical torment as well.
>The dichotomy of her gentle touch and brutal abuse just served to make matters worse.
>"Ugh..." Lori groaned out, breaking Lincolns thoughts and giving him respite from his thoughts. She remained motionless. She was going to wake up any minute. And then they'd loosen their binds for the night. Or was it day?
>They allowed them some time out of their leather binds. But it never lasts long. The two take that time to console one another. They hold each other, and cry, and tell each other everything will be fine.
>They keep everything quiet, lest their captors get annoyed.
>He surveyed the room they were in for the third time since being kidnapped.
>A basic basement, with little cultural knickknacks everywhere. A few he recognized from his time at Ronnie Anne's house.
>"L--...Lincoln..."
>Lori finally stirred, her voice weaker than ever before. Whatever they did to her, it was bad this time. Really bad.
>"Hey...Hey twerp. You a--" A fit of coughing overtook her, Lincoln watched as his sister vomited up dark red. "...A-Alright?"
>Even as she suffered, throughout this whole ordeal, she only thought of him and his wellbeing.
>If he had tears to shed, he would've. But he lost that in the very beginning of their situation.
>He had none left to shed.

>>6335218
I'm liking this dungeon story so far

>>6334782
>>6334946
>>6335044
>>6335066
>Lincoln allowed himself to be enveloped in his sister's embrace, the question of how she was here falling to be back of his mind. He was more focused his feelings and Lucy's comfort. Her sympathy. She was right there with him. Her face pressed against the crook of his neck, her proximity calmed him. Her face was as warm and wet as his, and the two sobbed for their absent sister
>"Lucy..." he choked out, grabbing her hand "How!? I just wanna know how this happened!!"
>Lucy, emotional and grieving but far more somber and reposed, tried to answer "We'll know, Lincy. The police will fine out-"
>"No, Lucy!" he yelled. "It's been weeks, it's over! I don't... I don't think we'll ever know." His breathing steadied. His volume lessened. His composure, although fragile, returned
>"I... I don't know what to say..." Lucy turned look Lincoln in the eyes
>He squeezed her hand tighter "You doing have to say anything, Lucy. I should be helping you."
>"You don't have to-"
>"Shhh! I'm sorry. I lost control. You're right, Luce. There is still a chance. It won't make it hurt less, but maybe we'll at least know who." He gradually drew to a whisper by the end
>"Closure." Lucy simply stating
>Lincoln shook his head "More than that." He stated with subddenly renewed confidence. Possibly even a hint of anger "Justice."

ded 2 rights

>>6335006
No, Mort's talked about this before. He can't stay up as late as he used to, so he tends to fall asleep in the middle of writing at night. He pulled an all-nighter once when he was writing the Luna fic. You could actually see him start to fall apart at the halfway point.

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>"Hi there! Would you like like to buy some girl scout cookies from me and my sister Lana? We're trying to get the most sales in our group!"

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>>6335316
>you will never buy Leni a smoothie
>you will never share it
>you will never kiss her under the moonlight
>you will never marry her and have 3 beautiful children
>you will never feel complete and utter despair when you have to take her off life support
>you will never be brought back from the brink with the help of your children
>you will never miss her everyday until you die
>your kids will never bury you right next to her grave
>you and Leni will never reunite in the stars
whats the god damn point

>>6335356
give me all of the samoas

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>>6335356
Hand over the Do-si-dos and no one has to get hurt!

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A repost for those who weren't around last night and follow it, more Leni and the Jetts starting on line 1235
http://pastebin.com/m70XN3hT

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>>6334033
There's something to prevent that y'know?

It's called basic hygiene.

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>>6334299

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Things you say to Leni but not to Lisa.

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>>6335393
>>6335397
>"Well, you see, my... silly twin sister actually eat all of those while I was going door to DOOR WORKING MY BUTT OFF TO... Oh, sorry about that. Anyway, we still have a lot of Trefoils!"

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>>6335426
great update man

Can't wait for more!

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>>6335356
I'll take a box of thin mints so I can give them to my worst enemy

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>>6335492

>>6335492
Girl scouts don't really have the cookies on them anyways, they just ask you to fill out an order and wait a few weeks to get the cookies.

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>>6334299

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>>6335511
I guess I fucked up then, but the mental image of them wheeling around a little wagon of cookie was cute.

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>>6335041
That's one hell of an ending, Immorticon.

>MORE THAN SHE SEEMS.

>>6335525
they would probably get robbed if they did that

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>>6334299
Is that pure Luna on the right?

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>>6334918

>>6335492
That's a pretty good joke! Almost as good as that one about twins who showed up at my door without Do-si-dos and got bitch-slapped mercilessly.

>>6335510
The one on the left is so cute.

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>>6335543
Gemme the tagalongs!

>>6335489
You're fucking retarded.

>>6335041
>Leni seduces Lincoln
>she seduces Lori
>she gets Lori to fuck Lincoln
>Leni seduces Luna
>she gets Lori to let Luna fuck Lincoln
>Leni tells Lori and Luna their going to share Lincoln

what a ride

reposting small update i did to the linc is a bunny fic last night for the morning crowd. new stuff on line 181: http://pastebin.com/at5JCcxw

>>6335489
"Where is a good place to get a smoothie around here?"

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>>6335557
>"I'm sure there's something we can work out~"

>>6335218
>"I'm fine." He weakly answered, smiling. The busted lip was aching, but it wasn't anything too bad. "How are you?"
>Lori made a sound that was in between a laugh and a gurgle.
>"Peachy."
>"Good. That's good, Lori."
>Their usual back and forth began. Hushed whispers of what they would do when they got out, complaining about the binds, wondering who could be so cruel, one of them completely breaking down.
>They were use to this by now.
>After a few minutes, The Door swung open, the thundering of several footsteps descending the stairs.
>Indeed, something was out of the ordinary today. Usually only two came down to loosen their binds.
>The entire troupe of 6 came down today.
>"You know what time it is. But we have an announcement as well." The tallest spoke, clearly deepening his voice. They all did that.
>They knew that Lori and Lincoln would get out eventually. Better hide who they were while they could.
>"You'll be allowed to move around freely." The girl said, her own voice deepening. "But if you make too much noise, or make one slip up... you're back on the wall, this time with gags."
>Lincoln's heart swelled. Those precious moments with Lori were about to become much more frequent. He needed it.
>They both did.
>Two of the masked figures split up, one going to either one of the siblings. The moment their binds were free, they shot toward one another, the two wrapping one another up in an embrace.
>"Remember what I said," The tallest warned, turning and begining up the stairs. The others followed suite.
>Except the short girl.
>"I-I love you, Lori. I'm glad you're still okay."
>"Shhh, shh, Lincoln, we'll get through this."
>She stood there, staring at the pair embrace, light sobs emanating from them.
>Lincoln heard a light scoff, before the final footsteps up the stairs, the door closing and the room filled with dark once more.
>But for the two, it was at least warm with one another.

left 4 dead thread

Who is your favorite Cold War president?

>>6335591
You seem nice kid and I would hate to have to report this to your scout leader. How about we make a deal?

Get me those tasty peanut butter cookies by the end and all will be forgiven but if you fail then you have to work for me for 1 day.

I'm sure there is a merit badge opportunity there someone at the very least.

>>6333675
It's too late, he's seen everything, now he's producing half a season Clyde episodes with Clyde now a co-protagonist and the sisters only in the background with no dialogue.

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>>6335625
This is stressing me out but also really sweet.
Continue.

>>6334635
>19. Idris Elba

Okay we're done here

>>6335779
Funny that he's being playing the antagonist/villain character roles for quite some time now.

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What if Luna was obsessed with talking about her bunghole to you?

Hey I don't know if anyone is taking art requests but I thought of one and I'm busy at work so just gonna post this now incase anyone wants to try it. All the sister except Lisa as the xj9 series robots from my life is a teenage robot Lisa would be Nora wake man Lincoln could be Brad or Kilroy. If anyone is up for this art request you'll be awesome.

>>6335847
I would eventually get the hint and give her what she wants

>>6335846
Women like bad asses

That's how my dad got my mom sadly. At the time, there was another man seeing my mom but he was too nice, which she described, so my dad basically came by and "stole her heart"

Dad is white btw but it was a form of cucking

>>6335868
so your mom was a whore

>>6335901
Nope, she was just taking the best option, that's how it works in the wild, buddy.
That nice guy was also a pushover though, I'm not saying every nice guy is like that but when you allow people to mess with you then that's a big turnoff to some women

>>6335927
Would you be saying that if someone "stole" your girl?

>>6334635
How is Jason Momoa not at the top of these?

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>>6335847
ARE YOU THREATENING ME

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>>6335941
I WILL LITERALLY AVENGE YOU, BOBBY!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>6335562
looks like Eric Cartman

>>6335944
Okay let me explain how this happened

This guy and my mom were a couple in High school,when my mom was with him, he was meek, she talked about times when he was afraid to stand up for himself. Yet my dad who was a jock started to flirt with her and yes...cheated on this guy behind his back and a year later she broke up with him, yet said it was because she wasn't ready for a relationship.

Alright, that was kinda whorish but years later the guy ended up being charged with having cp, so my mom dodged a bullet, I could've had a child molesting dad, buddy. So her whorish act possibly saved my butt

>>6335893
>why do you keep asking me if I want your log, Lincoln?
>It's not even the right season for lumberjack sports you doofus!

>>6335893
Cute

What alerted her so?