/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
dab Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
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Upcoming Episodes:
11 Louds a Leaping (Parts 1 and 2) (Airdate: November 25th)
>Lincoln and Clyde try to retrieve a sled after it ends up in their neighbor's yard.
Baby Steps (Airdate: TBD)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother
Brawl in the Family (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lori and Leni both buy the same dress, a fight breaks out, leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House.
Suite and Sour (Airdate: TBD)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort.
Back in Black (Airdate: TBD)
>When Lucy gets a crush on a normal boy, her sisters give her a makeover.
A happy Lana is a cute Lana!
A happy Lincoln is a cute Lincoln!
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
post rare louds
What if Lana needed to fix the family toilet while she desperately had to pee?
A happy Luan is a cute Luan!
>>6329689
I would keep her behind me and shield anyone from seeing her do her business outside
>>6329689
she would just do it outside, and then go and fix the toilet
>>6329688
Here lad
>>6329688
>>6329740
Ashley is still gettin' dick'd by the Hyde I assume?
Nicole > Rita
>>6329688
>>6329740
>>6329767
>>6329770
She's pretty cute.
Goodnight /tlhg/
>>6329873
It's still so early.
>>6329688
Trans Lucy!
>>6329920
>>6329953
At least they're not inbreeding
>>6329947
STOP THIS MEME NOW
>>6329991
It's not a meme if it's only one faggot posting it
>>6329947
Trans Lars!
>>6329947
>>6329991
If anything, Lynn should be the one who is trans. Did you notice that she sounded exactly the same as a boy, and that as a boy she had a 0 on her shirt instead of a 1? Now if I put on my conspiracy hat, a boy should have a 1 because boys have a penis. Girls should have the 0 because of the vagina, and the 1 inserts in to the zero like a dick into a vagina. So what if Lynn is actually a trans boy, and in the R63 universe, he's actually a trans girl?
What if Rita caught Luan making jokes about the size of her ass?
>>6329975
Is Lynn adopted?
>>6330053
>>6330053
What if they're both trans, but they took it different ways. Lucy saw herself as a freak and turned emo while Lynn embraced her tomboyishness.
Lucy Lewd. Some spooky booty for you.
>>6330124
MMMM
>>6330081
I believe so
>>6330097
>afab
>amab
what do those mean
Why does Lucy love Nicolae Ceaușescu so much?
>>6330158
assigned female/male at birth
>>6330158
>assigned female at birth
>male
>the middle Loud children are all trans
That explains Lincoln's frequent crossdressing.
>>6330081
I can't wait until Channel Fredarator covers this theory!
>>6330053
but hey thats just a theory
A GAME THEORY
>>6330124
T H I C C
>>6330191
>>6330178
I want tumblr to go and stay go
Do you ever just feel like sticking your penis in Luna's musical pussy?
>>6330211
>>6330238
>Luna's vagina can make music
>>6330048
Delete this
>>6330238
>using mustard instead of mayo
>>6329739
Can she be saved? Is Lincoln too late? Find out in Back in Black!
>>6330291
>mayo
thats like putting ketchup on a well done steak
>>6330261
I want to fuck Lars' masculine vagina.
>>6330326
You already ruined the cut by getting it well done.
>>6329377
>"YOU-"
>That gets her attention.
>"YUH-YUH-YOU"
>There's a loud crash as Lori kicks the chair out into the wall.
>"YOU WOULDN'T."
>She's at the foot of the stairs.
>Lincoln ignores her.
>"One."
>Lori takes a step up the stair, before stopping.
>"You...you don't even kn-kn-know my password!" she calls up.
>He glances down at her.
>She glares up indignantly.
>Man.
>She really doesn't want to come up.
>Lincoln fakes a yawn.
>"Four-one-four-three," he retorts.
>Lori's face falls flat.
>"Two."
>"Lincoln!" she cries, dropping to her knees.
>Lincoln notices how raspy her voice sounds.
>"I-I can't...Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I am tired of this!" he shouts back.
>Seeing Lori shrink from his outburt, he continues.
>"I am tired of you and Leni and Luna - and Luna! - acting all weird with me!"
>"But-" Lori tries to say.
>Nope.
>"I'm not done!" he shouts, "I'm tired of you fighting! All of you fighting!"
>He stomps on the floor, ignoring the brief flush embarrassment.
>Even though he's mad, he knows he look like a brat doing that.
>But he can't stop.
>"I am sick of you fighting each other! I don't want you fighting over me!"
>He waves his sore hand at her.
>"And I am definitely sick of getting hurt trying to break it up!"
>Lori falters at that last bit, hanging her head as his words dig in to her already low self esteem.
>"Now," he states, his voice firm.
>"You are going to come up here, and we-Lorelei, look at me!"
>Lori's hair flicks up as her eyes raise to meet his.
>"We are going to your room, and we are going to wait. For Leni. To come back. Is that clear."
>But even after the shame-infused browbeating, Lori still falters.
>"But..." she whimpers, her fingers tapping against the banister.
>"FIVE!"
>"Wait, wh-"
>"EIGHT!"
>>6330291
>using mayo instead of ranch
>>6330082
>>6330261
>tfw day 15 nofap
>starting to question my sexuality
help
>>6330327
>>6330327
Okay, now actually delete this.
>>6330359
go to church. it should help
>>6330327
I rather see actual gay porn than whatever that is
>>6330359
I mean, I don't know what you want me to do.
>>6330327
>>6330341
exactly you don't do any of that
>>6330327
>>6330359
Just give in mung daal.
>>6329688
>>6330398
>>6330261
Do you think Lars looks cute when he shows his eyes, or would it somehow make him look tougher?
>>6330343
Lunafags will defend this
>>6330343
I'm a Lunafag, but for some reason the idea of her being famous is unappealing to me.
>>6330350
this is getting good nigga
>>6329688
>>6330350
nice to see Lincoln finally laying down the law.
>>6329688
the rarest of Lenis
>>6329688
>>6330124
now THAT'S what i wanna see!
>>6329688
>>6330512
I thought loli/shota was still banned from /trash/
>>6330512
Delet this
>>6330540
gets what
>>6330560
What are you going to do about it, tattle?
>>6329688
>>6330576
lead
>>6330579
nice
>>6330577
well now that you mention it...
>>6329688
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tagme&pid=380
>>6330512
Nice
Fic of Lynn protecting Lincoln from bullies and then professing love when?
>>6329688
>>6330512
DELETE
>>6330483
That's a cute Leni
Do you think its likely Rita is an FA?
>>6330616
Hey, my request got upgraded to a colored version. Cool.
>>6330124
Oh fuck yes, I want to drown in that ass.
>>6330034
What is he holding?
>>6330327
Now I really need to see a cuntboy Lars.
>>6330651
That just seems disgusting, though.
>>6330651
And I really need to see you kill yourself.
Come on in and drink for awhile.
>>6330673
I am sad and want to die. I am bad at everything I do. I have no friends at all. I'll take a water please, no ice.
>>6330673
Give me a glass of milk
>>6330512
What does her lil 6 year old vagina smells like?
>>6330719
Don't go suicide on us tonight.
>>6329779
See, they should make like Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake and fuck each other's moms.
>>6330734
like 10-15 years in the slammer
>people who only draw the Louds as fuck boys
>>6330723
Gave you some cookies on the house.
>>6330734
Salty coins and milk
>>6330673
Give me your strongest drink barkeep. Today was a long day...
>>6330350
Oh Boy!
>>6330673
one negroni please sir
>>6330763
Thanks
>>6330673
Can I get some purple stuff and Sprite. No Jolly Ranchers please.
>>6330673
I'm stuck in college which I don't want to do, in a major I can't handle, and can't pursue my dreams because they're too risky. Give me four shots of Absolut and top it off with a Red Bull, it's what I use to kill the pain every Thursday so why not start early.
>>6330781
Strongest? Here you go, don't down it all in one shot that's 96% alcohol you will probably die. Also tell me what happened today, why you sad?
>>6330673
The cheapest spiced rum you got.
>>6330739
Not tonight, gonna be a wizard soon. But then.
>>6330853
Fuck.
>>6330874
Pussy shit right there, lets pound shots of everclear if you're man enough.
>>6330888
>not that Polish shit that's basically ethanol
>>6330789
I have a feeling you'll become a regular.
ColorAnon back once again. Filled another request. I'll be taking another batch Wednesday so rev up those dicks.
>>6328632
>Early morning on a Saturday, not even noon.
>Ronnie-Anne was reasonably excited as she made the familiar trip to Casa del Loud.
>Then again she was excited everytime she visited the Loud House, but this time it was because of video games.
>Brand new video games as a matter of fact.
>"Gotta focus" Is the mantra she repeats to herself as she's knocking on the Loud House door.
>"Today is for playing video games with my best friend, I'm not going to get distracted by-" She's cut off by the door opening
>"Hey Ronnie-Anne" The seventeen year old Lincoln greets.
>"O-Oh hello L-L-Lincoln" Ronnie-Anne nervously says, becoming a giggling mess
>"Come on in" He seems completely oblivious.
>Ronnie-Anne follows him into the house as he takes a seat on the couch.
>The house is abnormally quiet.
>"If you're here for Lori, nobody else wakes up before eleven" He says as he picks up a controller.
>"I-I guess I'll wait" Then she just stands there awkwardly
>"Well, you want to play?" Lincoln holds out a second controller.
>Like most girls with a crush, Ronnie-Anne has thought about what it would be like to marry Lincoln.
>A key part of those fantasies is playing video games together, so this is a big deal for her
>Slowly, trembling she takes the controller and sits next to him.
>For the first few levels she's shaking, but the more they play the more she mellows out.
>They're joking around, having fun, the mood seems right for Ronnie-Anne's next move.
>She looks over at the boy's face, her heart ready to burst out of her chest.
>She puckers her lips, closes her eyes and moves forward, coming within inches before a kitchen timer rings.
>"My cinnamon rolls are done."
>Lincoln leaves the room, leaving Ronnie Anne to fall face-first onto the couch.
>"Nice try" The girl hears from the staircase, looking up to reveal her friend Lori.
>"Oh well, I got to play video games with him."
>>6330673
Give your deadliest poison
please serve it in this cup
>>6330512
delete this
>>6330834
Here's your purple stuff. (Don't want to jack up the image limit with the sprite)
>>6330848
Just take the bottle, you need it. Also no redbull I'm out sorry.
>>6330908
Oh shit Everclear is only 95%, I thought it was 98%. That stuff's got it beat after all.
>>6330864
Bottom shelf shit coming right up.
>>6330923
Damn Daniel.
>>6330926
Good thing I keep a cobra on the premises.
>>6330853
Well, I'm trying to achieve my dreams, but it seems so daunting right now. I haven't tried to break into it yet and I feel so intimidated to try. On top of that I barely get by with my GI bill and the job that I had for two weeks just dropped me just because. I don't know man...just problems stacked on problems. It even took me like 30 minutes just to count all the bullshit I wanted to write down so yeah. Rough day.
>>6330834
Try the homemade recipe instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFqN1BzYz_U
>>6330952
>>6325543
Delivering
>>6330910
as long as youre open and keep the cocktails comin, you got yourself a regular, hope today has been treatin you well
>>6330997
oh dip did you do my linc hitting on a flustered ronnie request? awesome man
>>6330944
I can't even get real Everclear in my state.
>>6330673
lets see how good of a bar man you really are, give me the LOLA PUSSY JUICE
>>6330950
I'm going to have to try this brand now.
>>6330998
Yea today was good going for a haircut tomorrow and marathoning some DragonBall abridged with the boys.
>>6330977
I need me some liberal tears bartender, I heard they flow like water these days
>>6330673
Hechicera here my good sir!
>>6330923
you've done good
>>6331022
>>6330924
good fic
>>6331022
We serve alcohol here sir.
>>6331016
It's not worth it. It tastes like and will make everything you drink for the next ten minutes taste like burning acid-hell. There is no mixer on the planet that can cover the napalm sting of it. The only plus is that one shot of everclear is like 2.5-3 of your average 35% vodka, so it will get you plastered to dead in no time.
>>6331038
Got a whole jug for you!
>>6330978
Are you the guy who wrote that drunk Luna visiting Anon fic? If so can I get a link? Never did bookmark it.
>>6330924
so older linc would basically be bobby?
ANON - In wait for Update and New Chapters List
Lincon Louder
Stormbringer Ch8
Just for Laughs
Good Things Come In Threes
LvLvL chapter 5
Make It Wit Chu Chapter 4
Loud House Family Values
Lincoln Quest
Godless Sound
unnamed lynn fic (pastebin.com/WxUUPsX6)
Velvet Fist
They have each other
A glove in the Loud House (?)
BvL
Leni and the meds
Darkness Falls Together
4 Loko
Lacy Story
Dire Dilemma
A Rump in the Night
Good Thing Come in Threes
Linc
Human Nature
GangLoud
Do I Need to add more?
>>6331049
I like the bottles with the wax stamp to.
>>6331121
>tfw My fic doesn't make the list
I will never be worthy
>>6331121
RvL and hook line sinker?
>>6331112
No he'd be smarter
I just think it'd be better if he and Bobby were unaware of Ronnie-Anne and Lori's crushes respectively.
They know about their own sister's crush
>>6330673
>Say that getting a tattoo is self harm
>People get ass-blasted
>Entire legions of people with tattoos defend their life decision
>Google it
>Statistics repeatedly affirm my stance that they're incredibly damaging to employment, and that any "My tattooed friend works at Exxon!" is purely anecdotal.
I love knowing that I'm right, /tlhg/
Give me a rum!
>>6331121
>A glove in the Loud House (?)
>BvL
>Leni and the meds
You probably mean
>Love in the Loud House
>RvL
>Leni and the Jetts
>>6331103
Not him, but are you talking about the one where Anon has to pick up a drunk Luna from a party?
>>6331121
>>6331103
Yes
"Going Away Present: Chapter 1- Lori"
(WTF is It?)
Also bro I believe you are looking for
"Make It Wit Chu (Chapter 3) "
>>6331121
oi, you forgot about brotherly love
>>6331160
Wait, just checked and i'ts LvR, not RvL
Lemme get that sweet LvR update soon please
>>6331099
Thank you my good man
>tfw marathoning all of SB's cringy cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5r1Wsvfy6w
>>6331155
that sounds adorable
what would the other sisters interactions with linc be like?
>>6331158
Tattoos are indeed a bad decision, since you were right you can take your pick.
>>6331121
>My fic isn't on there
Yet I still feel the pressure and guilt of not releasing an update clawing at me.
>>6331137
Bro just collecting what people is asking for
which one is yours?
Also there are some request for anything with Quadzilla
>>6331196
I'll take a Calypso!
>>6331163
IIRC, drunk Luna came to Anon's apartment and she ended up crashing there for the night.
>>6331193
He'd be the GOAT big brother but his plans would be more about solving problems than avoiding his sisters.
>>6331155
Yeah in this AU Linc and Bobby got to be best bros since childhood.
I just wonder if any of the two is dating Carol P?
>>6331103
http://pastebin.com/XGsqqgE4
Make It Wit Chu (Chapter 3)
>>6331212
Take the gold!
>>6331255
That's not it.
>>6331240
idea for carol: she is either the same age as ronnie and lori, being the popular/bitch girl and crushes hard on lincoln too
or she serves as point of rivalry between linc and bobby as they try to go out with her
>>6331240
I was thinking of writing something where Lincoln brings Carol over for dinner and she's mean to Lori behind his back
He doesn't believe her but then he catches her and apologizes after telling Carol to fuck off
Also had an idea for Clyde but y'know
>>6331192
>tfw
>>6330644
Ass is good, very good.
I need to think of more lewd ideas.
>>6331297
No. That's not it.
>>6331205
So which one is yours?
Lola's Complex ?
Voyeur In for a Wild Ride ?
tell me about the rabbits, linc ?
>>6331309
Lori trapping Lincoln by pressing her butt against his chest and backing him into a wall
I'M AWAKE. NO, YOU FELL ASLEEP.
>>6330350
>"Ni-Fwih?!"
>Lori roughly shoves Lincoln aside, easily knocking the younger boy to the ground as she sprints into her room.
>He's not even on his knees before the door slams shut and locks.
>How in the world did that woman run upstairs that fast?
>Lincoln, a deep scowl on his face, fishes into his pocket.
>No matter.
>He can hear a loud crash and a desperate shriek through the wood.
>"Four-one-four-three," he mumbles, dragging his finger along the screen.
>He's done playing.
>Lori's door opens.
>It slowly creaks open.
>Lori shuffles out.
>Her head is down.
>Her hands are drawn up.
>"Six hundred photos of Bobby," Lincoln dictates.
>She stops right in her tracks.
>"Nine hundred photos of you AND Bobby."
>Lori's hands raise to press against her face.
>She tips over, her shoulder slack against the drywall.
>"Five hun...wait, how many..."
>Lincoln quietly counts the commas.
>"Five thousand, one hundred and twenty-two?"
>Lincoln stares incredulously at his wreck of a sister.
>"You've known the man for four months, Lori. Oh my God."
>"You win."
>Lincoln blinks.
>"You win, Ok? Let's just go..." she mumbles, pulling off a fairly solid impression of Lucy.
>Lincoln rolls his eyes, and with a quick dusting of his pants, is back on his feet.
>Taking Lori's hand, he guides her back to her room.
>He feels bad breaking her down like that.
>Actually, now that he looks at the state she's in...
>He feels really bad.
>"Lori?" he asks gently, watching her close the door behind them.
>She doesn't answer.
>She just stands there.
>Waiting at the door.
>"Lori, I didn't...here."
>He offers Lori her device.
>"I didn't delete anything, Ok?"
>She doesn't budge.
>Lincoln sighs.
>"I'm...I'm sorry I yelled at you. You...didn't deserve."
>Still holding the phone, he wraps his around her waist.
>Hoping a hug would snap her out of it.
>"I love you. You know that, right?"
>Lori shifts uneasily at the unwanted contact.
>But she doesn't push him away.
Been reading JumpJump's Loud comic (don't you judge me!) and since it's hiatused as fuck, I'd like it if anon can deliver some Luancoln or crazy yandere sister fics.
What's she listening to?
>>6331327
>(don't you judge me!)
Why would someone? It was regular hosted here
>>6331320
I Can't Lose You...
It's coming guys. I-I wrote a couple hundred words the other day...
>>6331307
Awesome bro go for it.
Still Lori and Ronni having a bitch rival that crush on Linc is also a pretty cool idea
>>6331356
How many times do we have to tell you to take your time?
>>6331308
>That musical segment featuring Luna
>>6331356
we do not mention it because we do not want to pressure you
Requests
>>6331431
Any Loud of your choice
>>6331356
Nito bro I just finish
The Blackest Soul, But the Warmest Heart
Pretty awesome stuff super warm feels
>>6331431
smol lisa
>>6331315
Sorry was playing some games, here you go.
http://pastebin.com/9NWr3xJC
And yes, I did write this fic. I'm surprised that people remember/still have interest in it.
>>6331445
>purple camo
What is it with black people and the color purple?
>>6331431
Quadzilla!
>>6330124
WHERES THE LOLA LEWDS
>>6331476
Thanks man. I admittedly did forget about it, but it randomly dawned on my mind and I wondered if it ever got finished.
>>6331431
this with Leni as yotsuba
>>6331309
Ass is love, ass is life.
I've got a few ideas for you:
The Leni clones admiring and fondling each other's voluminous rumps.
Lola getting Lincoln to admit Ass is superior to Tits by giving him an extremely personal view. Indignant Lana optional.
Lynn wearing nothing but an Ace Savvy comic taped to her ass, entreating Lincoln to join her for aerobics.
Colored version when?
>>6330023
>rarely feel >tfw no bf
>this made me feel it harder than anything in months
Why can't he be real?
>>6331535
He's too pure to even exist in the Loud universe.
>>6331535
Maybe he is and is closer than you think
>>6331431
This with the Loud kids.
>>6331520
>>6331326
>Lincoln feels his arms stretch as his sister takes a deep, slow breath.
>Then, her hands creep down to touch his hair.
>Just as slowly, she lowers herself to her knees.
>Her cheek sticks against his as her arms snake under his.
>"I love you too, Lincoln," Lori whispers into his ear.
>He can feel her tears run down between their cheeks.
>"I...I love you so much."
>Her voice is an octave deeper.
>She can't seem to raise it higher than a loud whisper.
>Her voice has given out on her.
>Lincoln moves his arms to her shoulder blades, rubbing small circles against her knots.
>His eyes scan the room for something.
>"I'm so sorry," she croaks. "So, so sorry."
>Her grip tightens as she takes another wavering breath.
>Oh no, she's about to cry again.
>"Lori, don't cry anymore," Lincoln pleads quietly.
>He squeezes as tight as he can, still trying to rub out the knots.
>"It's Ok. You aren't in trouble. Just...enough tears, alright? Here."
>He slowly pushes her up, using his body as a crutch.
>"Your bed's comfier than the floor."
>Passing the vanity mirror, Lincoln finally spies what he was looking for.
>Reaching quickly, he plucks the comb off Leni's dresser as he escorts her to her mattress.
>To Help her feel comfortable, Lincon wraps her in her comforter, and supports her back with some pillows.
>Then he gives her her phone back.
>Getting behind her, Lincoln starts with a quick shoulder rub.
>Then he picks up the comb, and gets to work on the gold mess above Lori's neck.
>A few minutes in, he decides to take a quick peek over her shoulder.
>She's in her albums.
>Pictures of her and Bobby.
>He knows better than to stick his nose where it doesn't belong.
>But if it'll help...
>"Lori?" he asks softly, smoothing out another portion of blonde hair.
>"...Hmm?" she grunts, her thoughts somewhere else
>Well, in for a penny...
>"...What happened with Bobby, exactly? At that party?"
>Lori quickly faster than he expects.
>"Do you remember a girl named Verity St. Pierre?"
>>6331593
What am I looking at.
>>6331431
This with Lucy + 3 others of your choice!
>>6331506
No, not yet. Maybe when I get off my lazy ass I'll finally finish this fic up.
Lucky baby.
>>6331616
Some high school's meme club.
>>6331431
Lori please.
>>6331637
Let me guess, you're the one with the Nirvana shirt in 2016.
>>6331309
Swimsuit swapping? Is that lewd enough?
>>6331557
He doesn't, closest is a friend who is married and has kids. His wife is a great person and they all love each other deeply yet he still makes time for my bitter and angry ass.
>>6330763
Who was the genius to realize cookies and milk were so good together?
I think it was Lana.
>>6331626
Super cute baby!
>>6331531
>Colored version
k
>>6331683
Very arousing baby!
>>6331307
If Linc and Bobby ever fought
maybe the hot teacher could be a reason?
>>6331693
10/10
>>6331321
Hope you don't mind a sketch anon. Thank you for the suggestion.
>>6331520
Those are some good suggestions. Maybe I'll do the Lola one. Still in a Lola mood.
>>6331697
Lily is a baby of sound mind and good morals. She would not approve of this blatant slander, Anonymous!
>>6331705
That Lincoln and Bobby would fight?
Maybe as kids
>>6331720
I can just get coloranon to touch this up
>>6331457
Thanks, I'm happy you like it!
>>6331431
ShyQT molesting Lincoln please!
>>6331697
FUTA BABY
Terribly terrified baby.
>>6331755
Reminds me of a retarded joke:
"I have a penis like a newborn baby"
"Is it that small?"
"No, it's a foot and a half long and it weighs five pounds".
>>6331771
very rare picture of a worried bab.
fuck you Clyde
>>6331320
>tell me about the rabbits, linc
cant be that one, CAUSE IM UPDATING IT NOW
synopsis: linc's a fuckin bunny
>flush against the teenage rocker, lincoln stayed stuck in his uncomfortable position for a good five minutes, time spent brooding and mentally lashing out at whatever caused his transformation and his current captor
>'Rrrrr... stupid Luna. What was she even doing down here? Jeez she smells...'
>unable to angle his head in his state, he could only wildly swipe with his feet at luna's side, who responded with tightening her grip on the white rabbit. more finesse would be required to make yet another escape
>'Can't reach with my legs right now.. where can I reach?' he thought. losing free range of motion of his head put a damper on his attempts at formulating a plan. he was thinking about what his hero would do if he were in a jam like this when a light bulb went off in his head
>'Wait, I've been doing this all wrong. Its not a question of where to put my paws. Its have I used all of my abilities!'
>and with that he started to wiggle and shake his extremities one by one: his muzzle, his legs, his back and ribs, eventually reverberating his ears
>luckily for him the tips were planted right in his sister's armpits, the most vulnerable spot on many a person, but triply sure for the loud daughter. another torrent of giggles erupted from his sister, this time added by some characteristically un sexy snorts and heaves
>in an attempt to stymie the attack she moved right back on her back, grasping her pit with her other arm while forcing the arm holding lincoln flush against her side to provide more defense, dropping the bunny to the ground
>taking no further chances lincoln sprints off to the kitchen as his sister sits up, taking a sharp intake of air to calm herself, and finally gets a good look at her temporary snuggle buddy
>"Woah... when'd we get a rabbit? Lucky Lana I guess" she said to herself, and angled her head down to search for the remote
>>6331613
Oh boy here we go
>>6329667
dafuq is up with those lines?
Naked baby
>>6331739
Anything to enrich them as characters
ded babby
Beautiful butt baby
Luan tricking Lynn into having sex with Lincoln on April fools fic when?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jfHLYHyie8
Drink up lads.
>>6331866
You fucking know it. She is the glue that holds the family together and she does it all while being totally adorable. Truly she is the best Loud.
>>6331613
>Lori tells him everything.
>The party.
>The fight with Bobby.
>The near-brawl with Verity.
>Her history with Verity, and his too.
>And lastly, the meeting she had with him yesterday.
>He agreed to a break between the two lovebirds.
>But on two conditions.
>First, that she tell Lincoln everything that happened.
>Secondly, deliver a message.
>That he was sorry, and he made a horrible mistake.
>He was taken advantage of, but he should have waited for his babe.
>If Lincoln hates him after hearing this, so be it.
>But don't stop being friends with Ronnie Anne because of him.
>After that, the two siblings cuddle with each other, until Lori conks out.
>Tuckered out, Lincoln lays back, resting his head against her shoulder.
>He closes his eyes, listening to Lori's heartbeat...
>"...urt, does it?"
>Lincoln stretches sleepily, rubbing his head against the two pillows under him.
>Mumbling, the boy hugs the giant, slender arms of Bun-Bun, trying to urge himself back to sleep.
>And then Bun-Bun squeezes back.
>And snores.
>Lincoln's eyes crack open.
>Flicking around, taking stock.
>Lori and Leni's room.
>Lori's bed.
>Lori's missing.
>Wait.
>He realizes the mattress beneath him is breathing.
>Lori's breasts swell slightly with each snore, pressing warmly against his head.
>No wonder he was so comfy.
>Lori's heartbeat thumps calmly against the back of his head.
>But Lincoln's ears strain, trying to figure out what's changed.
>...It's the water.
>The water's stopped running.
>"It shouldn't hurt too much if he's gentle," a voice says from the hallway, "just...try not to overexcite him. He, uh...he'll bite."
>Now he's fully awake.
>Pulling himself free from Lori's embrace, Lincoln stumbles out of her bed just as Leni knocks on the door.
>"Lori? Can we come in?"
>>6331904
My night is being made.
This makes life worth living.
Goodnight Whose Line General.
>>6331771
Im seriously still wondering why in that scene she made that face.
>>6331923
This is over the line even with that disclaimer.
Yet I can't stop laughing.
>>6331923
>no dick
When did shadman become a faggot?
>all this Lilly posting
I'm out
>>6331755
Do you think Rita felt that on the way out?
Do you think she wanted it back in?
>>6331923
Who's that?
Why's he trying to be that one artist that drew those lolis?
I really don't believe Shadman when he says he's not a pedo.
>Lola dreams of one day having an ass like that
>>6331923
uhh someone gonna explain this, cause I dont get it.
>>6331969
>he doesn't follow YouTube drama
What are you even doing with your life?
>>6331952
she should've at least played the intro riff of Smells Like Teen Spirit before offing herself
>>6331988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g40jgfJnswA&t=16s
>>6331968
>implying she doesn't already
>>6331952
>>6331904
OH BOY! Is time
>>6331923
NO FUCKING WAY AHAHAHAHA
M A D M A N
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>>6332009
>>6332024
adorb as fug
>>6331923
i don't care if degenerates jerk it to loli porn, but loli based off of a real kid is too far.
>>6332049
Yeah what in the actual fuck man, even if you hate keem, why make porn of his kid?
>>6332049
You haven't seen those r34 pics of young Hillary haven't you?
>>6332021
>yfw the episode is actually about Lola
>>6332061
>>6332049
It not even porn you retards
>>6332066
hey is just "ink" on paper and thats it
>>6331997
this kid is adorable,
so did Keemstar agree or have any consent in what Shad did?
>>6332066
Hillary is an old, decrepit bag of shit; who cares?
This is a legit kid.
I'd say it's too far, and I'm pretty sure there's a very good legal reason it's not real porn.
>>6332072
I `wouldn't mind the twins are my favorite Louds anyways
>>6331755
Dafuq
>>6332087
>very good legal reason it's not real porn
She is completely clothed and not in any suggestive pose
What if Mr. Grousse is jewish and that's why he's so grumpy all the time? It would explain everything.
I fapping so hard right now
>>6332139
We'd have to ask Lori, she's seen the evidence.
>>6332114
Someone said he agreed to do Rule 34 so I Assumed there was more than this image
So if you were to do pornographic art of a real person, if they were a kid, and the art was not photo realistic, would it be considered illegal by US legal standards. It seems like its kinda vague whats considered actual CP. Would it be illegal if it was stylized art, or would it be considered child porn despite it not actually abusing or taking advantage of a real physical child?
>>6332139
Is Rita burping in that pic?
>>6332170
>"Whoooa, so that's why old man Grouse is LITERALLY slouching all the time! It's impressive that he doesn't trip over the darn thing. Luna get over here, you've gotta see this!"
WHORI STRIKES AGAIN.
>>6332188
That comes down to individual states.
Different states have different laws regarding stylized depictions of child pornography.
>>6332049
>>6332061
Shad doesn't have morals. We're talking about a faggot that drew his fucking mother naked and Ed from Eddworld getting raped by Death a week after he passed.
Still hot, though
>>6332201
Yes
>>6331807
>the second he entered the kitchen he lost his grip on the now tiled floor and started to slip and slide, slamming into the left leg of whoever was hunting for food from the sparsely filled fridge of the house
>looking up lincoln recognized the sporty sister of the bunch lynn, who, judging from her measured breathing and her sweatband, appears to have just returned from one of her early morning runs. she let out a yelp as she felt a bit of fur make contact with the back of her leg, shaking the sandwich she held in her hand
>"Hey, watch where you run, ya dumb-" she interrupted herself when she spied the white furred bunny that was clinging to her leg in an attempt to right himself on the linoleum
>"Wow, when did we get a rabbit? More importantly, why was Lana outside when you're in here, buddy?" she asked, grabbing lincoln by the scruff of his neck and bringing him eye level, an uninterested frown plastered across her face
>'Oh geez, what kinda whack thing is Lynn gonna put me through?!' the bunny mentally lamented, using every ounce of control to not start struggling and thus upset one of the stronger sisters of the house. wasn't able to keep himself from shaking, which lynn was quick to catch, eliciting a small chuckle
>"Relaaax, Warren, I ain't gonna hurt ya!" she said with a smile. the ceasing of shaking from her quarry was interpreted by her as the bunny calming down at her assurance, when it was really lincoln's physical deadpan reaction to his new popular name. nevertheless, it prompted her to take him and her sandwich into the dining room, where she placed her breakfast on the table while holding up the bunny with both hands on his sides
>>6332210
does he do fetish art?
>>6332300
>does he do fetish art?
Holy shit, anon. Where the flying fuck did you crawl from?
>>6332300
bruh
>>6332300
Are
Are you serious?
>>6332366
no, I just wanted to see how people would react.
>>6332378
Sure
>>6332395
shame he doesnt do commissions.
>>6332378
I would say nice back peddling, but I honestly don't think someone can be THIS new
Good job, I guess
>>6332288
>"Well, ain't you soft, huh, Warry? Yer coat kinda reminds me of something..." she softly said, trying to make a connection in her mind as she looked to the side. lincoln looked at her expectantly, eyes wide, thumping his foot in the air
>'C'moooon, Lynn, say it, say iiiiiit' his mind raced. he hadn't expected lynn of all people to possibly put two and two together and see his predicament, but at that point he was just happy to finally have someone be able to do something to help
>"OOOh yea! Now I remember!"
>'YES! Finally!' he rejoiced, a massive smile coming to his muzzle
>"You're kinda look like that sweat rag I lost! Well lets see if you feel like this" she said, beaming with a toothy grin
>'Bwah?' he mentally bwahed, and before he knew it his back was being wiped all across his older sisters sweaty face
>lincoln stayed frozen as she wiped to and fro, fro and to along her cheeks and forehead, pushing the elastic band up into her hair. being through, the girl subjected the bunny to this special brand of hell for a good minute or so, even wiping her nose against lincoln's pelt. finally she released the traumatized lagomorph, placing him near her sandwich
>"Man you're even softer than any of the towels in this house! Hey, guard my food, will ya, Warren? I wanna get some chocolate milk to go with the sandwich, ya?" she said, licking her lips, and turned back into the kitchen
>still frozen, lincoln dipped to the side and fell over like a statue, paralyzed at his treatment, her sweat caking the back of the boy and giving him a wicked cowlick on his side. the belabored bunny boy then curled up into a ball and tried to forget the sweat molecules that drenched him
>>6331038
>>6332459
gonna end it here for tonight
for those that wanna read it in the paste, update starts on line 181: http://pastebin.com/at5JCcxw
>Lana's stinky underwear
>>6332488
I wanna smell them
>>6332398
>pleading guilty because your dumbass attorney tells you to
That's not illegal that is throwing yourself under the bus.
>>6332398
I think as long as you're not abusing, harassing, or harming a real actual person/child then who gives a fuck what a bunch of lines formed into a specific image depict. Laws should stomp down on acts, not thoughts. Let's stop people from abusing real children, and less on the possession or creation of fictional characters or fictional depictions of real people.
>>6332501
t. Pedo
>>6332496
what would you have suggested he do? Im actually agreeing with you on your stance so please don't take my question as me being accusatory.
>>6332509
dammit anon, why you gotta throw the bus on me?
>>6332511
Get a better lawyer, for one. His was inept as fuck
>>6332511
The fact it went to jury at all probably means the attorney was either trying to actively screw him or is incredibly retarded. Take it to court because with a good lawyer because while people might be disgusted it would be almost impossible to get them to ruin your life because of drawings.
He let shame influence him, the worst they could do is give him the exact same sentence he voluntarily gave himself with no recourse.
>>6332529
Well thats one step, but what else?
>>6332536
you think that would work? I ask cause...Im not knowledgeable on that stuff.
>>6332459
What the fuck
>>6332538
Nothing else. It's out of your hands, and into the jury, your lawyer's, and the judge. I wouldn't get into that situation because I don't buy physical shit.
>>6332483
I'm really digging this, very cute and entertaining!
>>6332590
Fascinating. What conclusion can we reach based off of this information?
>>6332590
Did Loud House wonnered
>>6332607
10 beats three(ish)
>>6332575
Yeah, I think with that case his mailman saw some loli doujin he ordered or something and reported him.
It's not really illegal online or else a lot of sites would've already been taken down already. I'm pretty sure the only cases are when someone sees them with it in real life and calls the popo.
You're more likely to get struck by lightning than deal with that though.
>>6331121
>Make it wit chu
There's no reason why this story should make me as hard as it does, reading this childs life spiraling out of control has brought me too much(i'll say too much) joy, I wasn't sure if i was a degenerate, but reading about this fictional child being hurt time and time again has caused me to question my own ability to emote the sheer elation and dread required when DoctorYnot updates
If you're in here Ynot, Luan better have a kazoo and bike horn
Also god help you for writing that, and god help me for loving it
>>6332590
>Star vs. start date: January 18, 2015
>The Loud House's start date: May 2, 2016
So this... is the power... of ten waifus and multiple background QTs...
>tfw lily will never dominate you with her futacock
>>6332653
Good times
>>6332653
>tfw Lily will never crawl inside your cock, stretching the walls of your urethra with each jostle and motion of her tiny 14 month old body, causing you to orgasm instantly as she rests snuggly within the warmth of your foreskin
>>6332653
Goddamn
We need moar of this
Who wants to play a game?
Go to http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=
And either the last three numbers of your last post or a random number generator dictates what you post and a short fic behind it.
Reroll if the pic is already based on a fic or if you don't feel like potentially getting banned
>>6332632
>Yeah, I think with that case his mailman saw some loli doujin he ordered or something and reported him.
What the fuck? Isn't that illegal by itself?
>that image
>tfw almost struck by lightning twice this year
It's no fucking joke
>>6332732
wait yeah how did he see it was a doujin in the first place?
http://animationfan15.deviantart.com/art/Loud-Lost-Memory-645908997
>>6332730
>Last three
Nigga the booru can support at least four
>>6332789
thats fucking stupid for multiple reasons if the shipper did in fact do that.
>>6332730
I didn't get anything
Someone should do a fic of Rita getting framed for owning child pornography because Lola took photos of Lily, not understanding the context or gravity of what she was doing.
>>6332900
You do it, I believe in you anon
>>6332730
rollan