HG thread
>>6304098
np mang
if u evr need mor u can com talk 2 mi
but idk the exchang rate from mony 2 usable currensy
>>6304137
de very fact dat u think books r fun maks u a nerd
u dont gota hav gud grades 2 b a nerd
...nerd
>Bullies you
>You like this.
>>6304176
>The very act of ignoring nullifies all the bullying.
>You don't mind this.
Who said I like books? These are just notes I take on people. You know, from watching everyone. Doesn't have to do with anything for school or hell, even learning.
>>6304122
n-no, she will protect me!
>>6304137
Forward? What do you mean?
>>6304088
...
Go swing you bat around more.
>>6304137
Seriously? Most of the time media depicts that stuff somewhat well. You could've fooled me, Ice-tan.
>>6304223
She ain't lookin' like some pink puffball to me.
>>6304205
de genral rule of thum is dat if u can reed, ur a nerd
its rly dat simple
but im gona giv u de benefit of de doubt bcuz im intrested in what u wrot down abot mi
dat bein said, wat do my notes say?
>>6304153
>Swats the dog with a roll of paper.
>>6304137
Of course, Take your time! even if you didn't managed to find something, it's entirely voluntary if you wanted to make a donation or not.
>>6304176
Got it, I'll have to search if this donation could be usable. any donation means a blessing for our Shrine, so any voluntary action is deeply appreciated.
>>6304227
>As if reading the boy's mind, she starts swinging her bat again.
Way ahead of you!
>>6304153
>Angry humping noises
>>6304274
Maybe one day you'll find some balls to smack around. If you hit a homerun I'll make sure to give you the last 500 yen I have in my pocket.
>>6304223
Sitting close to a girl you like. No hesitation at all.
>Kicks both the trap and the penguin off of her.
But sitting on me is crossing the line.
>>6304227
The fact that it's memorable means it's not average. Those girls have some quirks to them, you know?
>>6304251
Let's see.
"Self proclaimed Gun God. About 4 ft tall. Needs an English lesson more than me. Won't stop talking about mony." "Came around last month."
That's pretty much it.
>>6304269
>She searches her jacket pockets. Nothing.
>She searches her skirt pockets. Nothing.
>She searches her right shoe. One coin falls out of it.
Huh. Seems that's all I have.
>>6304301
Quick, someone throw me a ball here! I am going to hit the crap out of it, and take this guy's 500 yen!
And now, we wait.
>>6304247
She will when she takes her clothes off.
>>6304334
H-hey! Save me already!
>>6304337
>Throws a snowball to the girl
Think fast, general.
>>6304334
They're known for being overly average. That's probably the only trait they'll ever have, besides being good housewives in the future.
>>6304337
That won't happen anytime soon. Nobody here has any balls.
>>6304269
do u acept gold? cuz i got som solid gold gunz layin arond dat i dont need
u can lik, melt dem down i gues or somethin
>>6304334
i meen, dats preddy acurit
acsept 4 mayb de englis part
de rezin i talk lik dis is bcuz ur mortal minds cant process Pure Venuzian langage
>>6304359
Not like I can attack him.
>She slowly drags the boy behind her.
Don't you know that penguins like the cold?
Talk dirty to me.
>>6304334
>Stumbles off of the trap and the girl once he gets pushed off, but quickly gets up and recollects himself.
>>6304359
W-WHAT!? Why would she do that!?
>>6304378
B-but... where are you taking me?
>>6304382
A horse fell into some mud.
>>6304382
I haven't changed out of this tracksuit since I've gotten here.
>>6304382
Dirty? Very well then, let's see:
...Today I didn't bother having a butler polish my filthy greaves because they were going to get sanded anyway.
That wasn't a bad attempt now, was it?
>>6304382
....
>>6304360
>Seeing the snowball coming right at her, she gets into position by slightly bending her knees and the feet spread apart.
Here it comes!
>Taking a step forward, she smashes the snowball into pieces.
Yahoo!! Now that was something else!
>>6304367
Pay up. I hit a ball, now give me my 500.
>>6304382
I haven't cleaned this bat in a week.
>>6304382
My apartment hasn't been cleaned in years.
I think mice have established a whole fuckin society there now.
>>6304370
Yeah right. You said that it is because of radiation.
>>6304367
Really. Oh Subaru. They wouldn't let those people there. If they did they would let everyone on tv.
>>6304393
Don't know. Thinking of taking a bath. You in?
>>6304391
Gee you're light. Almost like a plushy. Expected you to weigh like two bowling balls at least.
>>6304429
Hope you had your fun. Too tired to do another one.
>>6304456
With you??
>>6304429
I said if you hit a homerun! All you did was smack that snowball into a thousand pieces!
>>6304456
Are you trying to say those girls have more to them than their blandness?
What's next, you're gonna tell me the earth is flat as well? Or maybe you'll tell me Dogmen actually exist? Anything farfecthed is the answer.
>>6304382
>sax solo intensifies
>>6304456
It's tha hammer that weighs me down mostly. Thing can crack anyone's skull with a good whack.
I mean, have ya seen tha size of it?
>He takes his hammer and drops it onto the ground, shaking the ground around it with a small shock as it makes a loud thud noise.
>>6304334
Huh? A Coin? I guess there's nothing wrong with that.
>>6304370
It will require time to melt those Pieces into a single block of gold, but... Nope! I'll have to see the use of that on the Shrine.
>drops a coin on the floor
>>6304523
Are you talking about your fluffy penguindick, Dedede?
>>6304535
>trashes your donation box
>frames poster below
>>6304555
... No?
Who's that pokemon?
>>6304569
Oh
I thought you did
>>6304456
I had my fun. Now... waiting for the guy to pay up.
>>6304494
Fine... don't give me the money then. Anyhow, I gotta go somewhere.
Personal stuff.
>>6304574
Ayayayayaya Shamalammadingdong
>>6304382
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD, DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE. BUT YOUR BOOTY DON'T NEED EXPLAINING.
...is that good enough?
>>6304591
Bring me back something to eat. I'm feeling a little hungry.
>>6304599
ALL I REALLY NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS
WHEN
YOU
>>6304468
>She stops dragging him, leaving him on the floor as she leaves. Don't think I could ever bathe with anyone but me. See ya, trappy. I'll be back later.
>>6304494
Yeah otherwise people wouldn't watch these bland people on tv. Just think for a second. Oh and there's totally dogmen, I'll blow your mind another time. See ya.
>>6304523
Looks like they be real good at shattering ice. Yep.
>She hops backwards from the penguin.
Not touching that with a one foot pole. Later Deeds.
>>6304535
Seems it's all I got.
>She places the coin into the box.
Being a student's not the best paying job. Maybe there's some back in my room. I'll remember you when I get them.
>>6304591
Don't expect that. He's poor. Guess we're both leaving.
>>6304633
WHAT A TWIST
>>6304586
It's okay. It's an easy mistake.
>>6304614
IT AIN'T A POLE, IT'S A HAMMER! Also ain't workin' with ice.
>He looks down and picks up the hammer, slugging it over his shoulder once more
Uhh, see ya later.
>>6304621
>Donates 100 yen.
>>6304391
Why not?
>>6304614
Good, because I'd freeze to death!! bye...
>>6304613
...talk dirty to me.
>Egyptian-style sax solo intensifies
Hi everybody!! SMILE!!
>Take pictures of everybody
>>6304594
You are right!!
>>6304677
>
>>6304675
Finally
Have this, before Sportashit sees
>>6304677
.........
What?
>>6304677
>>6304668
As King of Dreamland, I demand that you answer my question first as to why she would.
>>6304677
Be sure to get my good side.
>>6304675
>fuckin' grooves to it
DODODO DO DODODODODO DO DO DODODO DO DO DO DO
>>6304677
No pics please. My greatness can't be properly captured on camera.
>>6304677
I want 50% on any pictures involving me that could be used as a commercial mean
>>6304742
You're going to be the posterboy of a new gay porn movie.
>>6304677
>>6304755
If it sells then I'm okay with this
>>6304713
Because she's a monster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbtPXFlZlHg
TALK DIRTY TO ME.
>>6304774
>when your first name is Subaru but your laat name is Owl
>>6304633
...I'll have to deal with anyone of you later.
>She picks up an almost broken donation box.
>>6304667
>She receives the donation on a semi broken donation box.
>>6304614
Of course, Don't worry about it, even if you feel forced to donate it's your own choice to do it or not.
>>6304818
>>6304823
>drenches the donation box with gasoline
>lights it on fire
>>6304789
... People are weird. I'm just a bird with a hammer, an' there are people aroun' here who look like normal human bein's but end up bein' monsters.
What the heck man. Y'all guys make a bird carryin' a hammer aroun' look weird.
Ya realize that? I'm just a bird luggin' a 2 ton hammer. An' there are people here that are males that look like females, females that look like males, dragons that look like humans, monsters that look like humans, half-human, half-monster hybrids, cats that throw giant spheres of absolute destruction, an' all this other stuff.
This is madness.
>>6304777
You will be taking part in it. And you will be receiving.
>>6304677
>She immediately covers her face.
>>6304708
>>6304712
>>6304689
Perfect!!
>>6304713
Don't worry, i am the best!!
>>6304739
Yeah... i don't care
>Take other pic
>>6304742
The pics are only for my new section.
>"A look around at the world"
>>6304774
>>6304851
Oh dears, don't act like a fool.
>>6304859
Madness...
THIS. IS. SPARTA!
>Kicks Dedede into a pit of death.
>>6304774
>Snaps neck back into position
damn bro, your neck was fucked. Good thing I was here to fix it
I have a theory guys.
Hoshi wanted to make a HG related newspaper.
What if he's Aya?
>>6304801
You're a butt face!
...Is that dirty enough?
>>6304869
>You took a picture of empty space
Yeah, nah. Sorry, babe.
>>6304869
No...I was hunched over a tiny bit and it was not a proper smile..But it pleases me that it meets your standards, miss.
>>6304869
TAKE IT NOW!
>>6304881
>snaps his neck back for the photo
DES
>>6304888
Aya is Ditto the spic
>>6304869
Then you must pay a fee of 5$ for every pictures taken of me.
>>6304862
N-never.
>>6304903
I think it's another spic.
I can't be Ditto, R-Right?!
>>6304869
What am I supposed to be smiling for?
>>6304918
Look at how bad the english is.
It is Ditto or Crendor
>>6304888
Hoshi has severe autism. So does this Ayafag.
You could be on to something.
>>6304859
And yet you're into guys that look like girls?
Wew. I gotta go study now, bye bye.
>>6304877
>Falls into the pit, but tries his best to float out of it
>Little did he know that he actually lost the grip to his hammer, as it clocked him right in his face, knocking him out
>After a few minutes he finally comes back through the sky above on some kind of floating platform, jumping off of it once it reaches as low as it'll take him
That was just a jerk move.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37967178
Hope Alfred's okay.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>6304943
Alright, see ya then.
>not knowing who aya is
sm.h
>>6305024
Who is Reimu?
I believe i can fly
>>6305055
I believe I touch the sky
>>6305055
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
>>6305024
Well, i am on the discord group so...
>Why those anon's are so paranoid?
>>6305024
Ayaya?
>>6305076
>implying Discord matters
>tfw the discord is more active than the threads
reminder that if you're in the discord you are killing HG
>mfw I'll never join to the discord group because I'll never ask.
;_;
>>6305098
>Literally everyone telling eachother to kill themselves
>active
>>6305110
THIS
>>6305110
Good.
post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FkFlMHd5MY
>>6305161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLClecSgXLM
>>6305116
Plus there's ERP cancer in it
>>6305161
https://youtu.be/qyNanTAsU3s
>>6305076
http://imgur.com/a/EbZm3
>>6305161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxIRZaVKoq4
>>6305161
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A2EYIUIcrEg
>>6305161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7761tnjR_tI
Im bored of my avas.
but i really dont know what to fag next.
Life is suffering.
>>6305232
me to
>>6305161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrccfybPEbc
>>6305238
>>6305232
It's ok fellas. Life is shitty, but you still got these
>Hands you both a nugget
>>6305232
It's the contrary for me.
I could fag a thousand characters but I don't have the time for it
>>6305232
>I had the idea of avfagging as a stereotype of some race, and then I realized that might be insensitive.
>>6305262
I'm already fagging the stereotype of a race. Three of them, in fact.
Go for it.
>>6305262
Huh?
>>6305262
Soviet, America and russia exist
do it you faglord
>>6305232
I feel the same, Anon.
I could spend my time on a character but then I'll get bored and I start another one, but then I don't know what to fag next.
>>6305274
He wants to be a nigger.
>>6305288
We already have Wiggins though
>>6305232
Start hosting.
Which avafags are the biggest sluts?
>>6305327
Sanae
>>6305327
>>6305327
Maki
>>6305327
Birdie without exception
>>6305327
Nep
>>6305275
Why not an Italian? Or a Mexican?
>>6305327
Furry porn
>>6305371
Ay it's a me, Pizza Pasta!
>>6305348
I'm heartbroken that you think of me that way
>>6305327
Birdie
>>6305380
Si, senor. I just got back from the home depot, muchachos!
>>6305396
And I just a returned a from a the, how you do you say, legitimate business!
>>6305375
Can you really blame me?
>>6305327
Birb
>>6305327
>>6305416
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>6305368
>>6305390
>>6305406
Nep is one letter off from the word Nip, and Nip is also the first three letters in the word Nipples, which are found on a humans breasts, which are considered as highly sexual.
I might be over thinking this though.
>>6305416
Explain this shit?
>>6305327
Old Nep
Kamina
>>6305442
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
I love impregnation as much as the next guy, but jeez. He needs to calm the fuck down.
>>6305435
>Breasts are highly sexual.
I bet you masturbates on your own chest
>>6305468
Old Nep was Uni. New Nep is ERP's old Nep.
>>6305383
>>6305433
>
>>6305442
A mistake
>tfw you put toothpicks in your pee hole
Who's your hero, HG ?
>>6305483
Nah.
>>6305494
That can't be me, it has to be someone else pretending to be me.
>>6305494
Fuck off cirno
>>6305505
You are, anon.
>>6305490
And old Nep is still the bigger slut.
>>6305515
Give up the guns Sanae. You kissed me despite your claims about being "pure". What do you have to say for yourself?
>>6305515
One more time is cirno
>Fuck off Cirno
>>6305505
God.
>>6305505
Hitler.
Is Sakuya here?
>>6305502
Oooh, that must've killed your buzz, huh?
>>6305505
Myself.
I want to ship with Hachiman.
how to do?
>>6305536
That's just someone posting a picture of me, I can't see how you can believe that's me
>>6305568
Be gay.
>>6305568
Get penta 8s.
>>6305568
Don't do it. He doesn't like company, it seems.
>>6305597
Sir, what exactly do you want of me, I've already told you what I know
>>6305608
I want you to give me that frog pin.
>>6305369
>>6305406
N-No, I'm not s-slut..
>>6305620
>kissu
>>6305619
...
Subaru?
>>6305619
Hold on! I was the one demanding it first!
>>6305627
The frog pin Sanae. Give it to me.
Calling a girl a slut is like calling a guy a faggot, it hurts on the inside but you wash the pain away.
>>6305625
>Accepts kissu and goes to sleeping again.
>>6305550
You have no idea. It was extremely awkward to keep going. I wanted to stop, but I didnt want to be rude either.
>>6305636
>hands over a small box
I always try to keep my promises.
>>6305650
>pats and tucks in bed
sneaky porn
>>6305627
Nice bitchin' tits
>>6305655
It looked like it was someone just trying to be funny to me desu.
>>6305661
>takes the box
>opens it
>it's a pin that doesn't resemble a frog
It's a nice pin. I think it'll look good on you.
Now give me the frog one.
>>6305687
Eh?
>takes a look at the box
Oh my, that's the wrong one.
>hands you another box and opens it
>There's a frog hair pin inside it, with "Subaru" engraved on the back
The thorny Šakotis is a symbol of love.
>>6305098
I joined the Discord a couple days ago and it was dead as fuck. Thought I was given a link to an unrelated Discord, but, It said something along the lines of "HG Discord".
>>6305723
Sanae's bitchin tits are a symbol of my love
>>6305677
>
>>6305685
I thought so at first by the quality, but after a few posts I could tell he was serious. Aw well, its all in the past now.
I think my captcha is trying to tell us something.
>>6305709
>starts tearing up from the thoughtful gift
Y-You made it shoot sand into my eyes, dammit!
>>6305734
>Even the captcha wants us to stop.
Well then.
>>6305728
If you could only see the Zoo cage, you didn't get the proper role.
>>6305742
Come on, it's nothing special.
I'm glad you like it
>>6305262
>pets smolgore
>>6305734
>on red backwards is der no
>der no rhymes with cirno
>(probably)
>cirno is to blame
>>6305732
Yeah, guess so. So can we hold hands now?
>>6305760
Aaah, that's why. Dang, I left too, haha.
>>6305766
>>6305771
>>6305761
>the crying turns into sobbing
N-Now it's making snot drip outta my nose! What the hell did you do to me!?
>>6305771
Mah nigga
>>6305771
>Shoots.
I don't think so.
>>6305766
DEEPEST LORE
E
E
P
E
S
T
L
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>>6305779
If you want to try again, just say hi or something while you're in the Zoo cage and someone will message a mod to give you a role.
>>6305762
O-Oh! Uhh, thanks, human!
>>6305787
Do you need a tissue?
>>6305799
>even in the discord, HG produces layers of exclusions to facilitate the in-crowd circlejerk
Unreal.
>>6305818
>he lays on the floor and accepts defeat
>you notices blood's starting to pour out of his face
I-I'm allergic to frogs.
>>6305819
>Layers of exclusion
The Zoo is/was Bolin's/LD's containment cage and since there has to be atleast one chat visible. Yeah.
>>6305819
>implying
Unless you're Bolin or Paul, you can get in.
>>6305829
>quickly takes the pin away from you
How's this even possible, there aren't any actual frogs around
>>6305819
>he wants to deal with Hoshi, Bolin and Paul's autism
For what reason
>>6305819
The Zoo_Cage exists so everyone can participate in the chat no matter who they are though.
>>6305799
Sounds good. If anyone wants to post an invite now that'll work or I can wait until later.
>>6305799
I did that and yet nobody noticed me, fuck the discord desu.
Also for anyone whos not in it thinking the discord is actually active it isnt . there's like 3 posts every few hours
>>6305853
>the bleeding stops, but his face puffs out
Dis you make it wif real frog?
....
>>6305867
https://discord.gg/BJRaNd2
>>6305869
You should probably ping someone.
>>6305869
Who were you?
>>6305876
Who would be insane enough to make a pin out of an actual frog?
It's just a regular pin
>>6305891
The cutest
>kissu
Why is Hoshi such a bitch?
>>6305898
>he starts sweating profusely as the puffiness dims down, but the sweat makes it look like he's melting
I-I has to be. Only frogs make me feel this hot. You're trying t-to kill me, aren't you?
>>6305771
Well, you can already do that if you give me a poke next door~
>>6305778
Hand holding? How lewd of you~ All right anon.
>She quickly arches out her arm and opens her palm
Girls should only flash their bits to their one true love and no one else.
>>6305911
I just wish he'd stop passive-aggressively bring up drama no one wants to hear about.
>>6305929
This
>>6305920
I would never try to hurt someone like that!
We should get you to a hospital
>>6305888
>Thanks!
>>6305906
Don't get the wrong idea... Just keep that present, Alright?
>>6305929
No they should flash their bits to me.
>>6305940
>after a while the sweating stops and he goes numb. Subaru lays there speechless and motionless. The life slowly draining out of him
>>6305888
I still don't understand on how to use Discord, I still have the fear that probably I had the Microphone turned on.
>>6305946
I'll keep it and treasure it, promise.
>would host
>41 uids
>would write code for new game
>can't think of anything
What do?
Hello HG!
>Says at loud
>>6305966
Ignore uid count and host
>>6305952
>>6305966
You know what to do.
>>6305984
Kagamine Gay Desu
>>6305961
To ping someone you type "@(Username)". It should bring up their actual username followed by their numbers.
To turn off your microphone just click the microphone icon so it has a cross over it.
If you're that paranoid you can disable your mic altogether with the microphone settings in your computer.
Okay let's start here because why not.
First 24, and you have to reply if you want a piece.
Boop bop skangity skangity or whatever the hell your name is don't try anything
>>6306024
Sekibanki
Whats that app on chrome that makes your games have custom text/settings? If I get the name, I can host a 48
>>6305925
>He tenderly takes her hand in his, blushing lightly all the while
Heh... I'm glad you let me do this with you.
>>6306024
Dead Subaru
>>6306024
Deidara
>>6306024
Littletale Asgore
>>6306024
Eggman-kun
>>6306024
King Dedede
>>6306024
Sanae Kochiya
>>6305998
Don't worry, everything is going to be okay, just wait!
>>6306024
Robbie Rotten
>>6306024
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6306024
Hsien-Ko
>>6306024
Maki Nishikino
>>6306024
Courtney
>>6306037
Koichiro Iketani
>>6306024
Boku
>>6306024
Dave Strider
>>6306024
Sha
>>6306024
Frederica Miyamoto
>>6306024
Rika
>>6306024
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>6306024
Tsukishima jinbei
>>6306024
Neptune
>>6306024
Araragi
>>6306024
Lum!
>>6306024
Aya Shameimaru
>>6306024
Himiko Yumeno
>>6306024
Sleepy Ash Kuro
>>6306040
>Stylish
>>6306071
kalaboom
>>6306024
Furry porn
>>6306056
Smaller name please
>>6306024
Jill Stingray
>>6306024
Baki Hanma
>>6306053
...
>>6306040
It wasn't for chrome, its for Firefox and its called stylish.
>>6306072
FRE CHAN!
Genius Psychic, Expert of Exorcisms, Paranormal Star of the 21st Centuary, Reigen Arataka
>>6306089
Hm? It can't fit it? What a shame, what a shame.
..."The United Kingdom" would just do fine, old chap.
>>6306085
Don't make fun of my name, this is childish and disrespectful to my parents and I
>>6306105
>>6306024
>>6306024
Lusamine
>>6306061
Mah waifu
>>6306024
Alex
>>6306024
Monster Kid
(So late! Just in case it changes to 48)
>>6306024
Lord Beerus
>>6306096
Stylish is on both chrome and firefox actually.
>>6306096
>It's also for Chrome. Source: I use Chrome when I host.
>>6306083
>tfw i thought about avaing the dude with the magic hat
I'm fucking starving.
>>6306103
Fre-chan? Who's that? I'm none other than Frederica! Oh, wait! Fre-chan is Frederica!
>>6306136
eat a dick faggot
>>6306128
>Just in case it changes to 48
ahaha
haha ahahaha
what's the hunger games site again?
>>6306133
Belkia? Good taste.
>>6306136
Eat some candy! Some cake! Anything that isn't fruit!
>>6306095
S-Subaru? Come on, it can't be this bad
>>6306159
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
>>6306128
fuckin kek
Check 'em, swap 'em.
>>6306077
I want to fug this nep
>>6306159
http://www.hungergames.com/
>>6306164
Guys, this giant talking carrot is starting to make a lot of sense to me.
>>6306136
Eat some pudding!
>>6306174
W-Why you want to hurt me?
>>6306171
>>6306087
Give my spot to Furry Porn-dono!
>>6306164
okay
>eats vegetables
>>6306171
Time to wreck shit once again.
>>6306159
8ch net/hga
>>6306171
Ready!
>>6306164
What can I get you, you incredibly handsome person?
>>6306171
Lets go.
>>6306171
Lets get this done with.
>>6306171
>fuckin kek
Made me fucking kek
>>6306171
Let's do this!
>>6306128
>Lenny Games
>Changing to 48.
>Oh you poor sweet summer child.
>>6306171
....
>>6306171
All systems... go.
>>6306171
Looks good!
Alright, time to rock, roll and go out of control!
>>6306185
I know, right?
>>6306189
NO!
DON'T TOUCH THAT!
>>6306203
An ice cream thiiiis long....
And thiiiis large!
>>6306171
BUMP THE GAME
>>6306171
Looks very good for me.
It's time to fight!!
>>6306225
Here you go
>>6306136
Go steal some food from some peasants. That always works for me.
>>6306164
I agree with this person too. Cake is pretty great an' it'll fill you up fast. But don't listen to 'em about the fruit thing. Just eat anythin' and everythin'.
>>6306024
Corporal Adrian Shephard
>>6306171
>>6306217
>Dude. I totally knew that Lenny wouldn't change. Summer child? Me? Haha! Just providing keks, yo.
>>6306244
>pet
>>6306136
What kind of ingredients do you have around? I'm sure you would have something to make a quick meal.
>>6306171
Let's go.
>>6306226
dis nigga serious
>>6306225
but you said that anything but fruit
>munches on some delicious and healthy vegetables
>>6306256
I dont need money, Kakuzu takes care of that.
>>6306256
Can't stop the Rock.
>>6306253
Alas, my cabinets are bare.
But you look quite delicious~.
>>6306256
Aw, c'mon! Already?!
>>6306266
But traffic's dangerous!
>>6306236
Thanks, bucko!
>Takes the ice cream and puts it in my inventory
>>6306256
Alright, gotta head to the hills... I'll make my temporary lair in them!
>>6306259
>Stares at the anon with a look of disgust.
>48 uids
>Not bumping the game
Somebody host over this Retard
>>6306256
I should have know not to use a knife to pet a goat kid... Oh well...
>>6306279
Shit, you see anyone around here, Tiger Chick?
>>6306290
>Lenny
>bumping the game
Come on, man, you should know better by now, but you're right, someone should host over him everytime.
>>6306249
I'm getting a lot of these head taps. I think they feel pretty neat.
>>6306266
I might be new, but dang do I know all this "cool kid talk" here! I gotta keep up with it.
>f littletale asgore
>f thorfinn karlsefni
>f boku
What a villainous act.
Sha gets four!
>>6306256
......keh.
>>6306295
>>6306279
The only person I see around here is you. Are you sure we haven't been running in circles?
>>6306084
>Gotcha, will host after Lenny.
>>6306041
Mhm, its the least I can do after what I did yesterday. Guess humping isnt for everyone~
>Her hands were warm, but more so soft. She looks up and notices him blushing
...Hmm? Are you blushing~?
>>6306279
Hey, UK, mind wrapping up a bruise around my rear~? I accidentally fell down and bruised it up a bit...
>>6306188
Hehe, Thanks Tsukishima! I'll totally not rig the next game for you to win!
>wink
>tfw no one will host over Lenny because laziness
>>6306315
if only it hadn't rained a while back
>>6306315
>>6306321
Why don't you do it yourself ?
>>6306315
That's what ya get fer bein' picky about food.
>>6306315
Well, this is the best thing you could ask for if you just want to survive...
>>6306277
Don't focus on me, Anon, focus on your hunger.
...Bare? The other plan is to go on the most nearby store and buy something there, You couldn't wait another hour without eating anything, don't you?
>>6306279
>>6306320
I-I'm... I'm afraid I might have to sit this one out, love. Do you think you're able to walk it out or anything?
>>6306315
Blasted American, plaguing my thoughts whenever I sleep... It's him or the frog.
>>6306315
No hard feelings
>>6306315
Now, over this tree i can see everybody and take more pics... WTF!! Sha is so brutal.
>>6306315
Shit, do I still have some apple juice back home? I need to get that shit.
>>6306319
I dunno, maybe. Spending time with a hot chick isn't so bad though.
>>6306315
If I only I took some bandages.. Well, I probably would still have problems with treating myself after all.
One tribute's time is up!
I hope one of these animes knows about time control or it'll be clear who just died.
>>6306338
Would you really encourage him?
>>6306321
I would, but I have work in an hour.
>>6306315
Oh...err...well then.
Looks like I tripped up and kicked the bucket!
>>6306332
k
>Robbie will never make a PSA on how to be a villain
>>6306359
No, I know he's the type that complain but never does anything, I just wanted to pinpoint that.
>>6306359
Thank you very much for this donation...
>>6306359
BUT BUT...!
YOU'RE LIKE BEST GIRL FROM YOUR GAME!
>>6306359
Welp, fucked that up. Guess I'll go back to chilling in a corner.
>>6306359
Now the water that guy sent me is useless... Thanks a lot...
Afternoon everyone. Hope your day is going well.
>>6306171
Thanks for hosting, even if there's 24 tributes missing from the roster.
>f robbie rotten
>f furry porn
>f dead subaru
>f rika
>f sekibanki
>f king dedede
>f dave strider
>f frederica miyamoto
>f hsien-ko
>>6306320
You know I just realised you bear a shocking resemblance to that mouse chick from Sly 3.
>>6306346
You know you can get food that's been concentrated for you, right?
>>6306346
I-I just need to hold out for two more days. I'll be fine.
>>6306359
No firewood and no bandages.. It probably isn't my day.
>>6306400
No photos
>>6306359
Farewell, chap! Give me a call if you make it back!
>>6306400
Love? What are you doing-- OH, YOU BLASTED, BLOODY BASTARD! This'll catch up to you soon, just you wait!
>>6306320
Y-Yeah, this is kinda my first time doing something like this someone, so I'm pretty nervous.
>You can feel sweat starting to form on his palm
>>6306400
Well, it would be a shame if I didn't use that donation
>plants the landmine nearby
>>6306400
This would never work out... We should agree to never work together in the music industry...
>>6306392
ayyy what's up mang
>>6306352
There's more to people than just looks you know.
>>6306400
Do you guys even know how to sing?
Why is no one hosting over Lenny?
>>6306420
Evening sir. Sorry your son is dealing with some protests and riots for right now.
>>6306443
What's good my comrade?
>>6306453
Why aren't you hosting over Lenny?
Who's hungry?
>>6306420
I hope this is how the character talks and not just your interpretation of the British accent.
>>6306453
Politeness, probably. Or maybe they are and nobody's posted a link to the game yet.
I miss Nod soldier.
>>6306392
It's all good. Aside from me biting again. Sup with you, soldier dude?
>>6306444
Yeah, but you're p banging, not gonna lie.
>>6306462
Why aren't you hosting over Lenny?
>>6306419
>She remembers the masacre
Y.. yes sir,
>>6306431
Woo Sanae, now are you a killer? thats new
>>6306431
I want to suck on those armpits
>>6306452
What kind of question is that? Of course I know how to. Now, being good at it it's a completely different thing.
>>6306471
I'll just stay here.
>>6306481
The only ones I would even consider killing are troublesome youkai.
>>6306400
I... didn't knew that.
>>6306405
Even if your cabinets are bare and you don't have anything, go ask to a relative or I don't know, I'm pretty sure you couldn't hold out on that state.
Should've gone to the Feast...
>f courtney
>f len lennys
>f the united kingdom
>f deidara
>f maki nishikino
>f araragi
>>6306472
I miss Powdered Toast Man.
>>6306461
"Son"? Oh, I wouldn't call him my son, but more of... A little brother, I suppose. I know he'll turn out fine in the end, but it can't make me stop from worrying.
>>6306471
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6gyYMUESE
I hope that I lived up to your expectations, old chap. I'd hate to disappoint you or anything.
>feel like hosting
>lenny hosts
>"whatever i'll host after him"
>he pulls this shit
>reminded how undeserving this place is
>>6306400
Hm...I can kinda see it. If I was a mouse with blonde hair, we'd be practically alike.
>>6306348
Sit out? At least you can sit...All you have to do is wrap a sash around it. Hmm....do you not like the idea of looking at a womans rear~?
As for walking, I can do that I guess, but thats more bland than my other proposal.
>>6306423
First time? Theres always a first time for everything, right?...Is this your first time doing it with a girl~?
>>6306506
>>6306508
I feel...unclean.
>>6306511
What'd I do?
>>6306475
The hell you biting self for?
>>6306508
Same here. Anything interesting with you, Britain?
>>6306475
Well aren't you a sweetheart?
But I'm also very happily married, so hands off.
>>6306530
You know what you did.
>>6306530
So you're a goddess as well? You certainly aren't as strong as one.
>>6306471
Naah, better not.
>>6306495
Yeah, your singing was awful. I couldn't fall asleep all night!
>>6306506
Thank you once again, faceless man.
>>6306530
Th-Thanks for brutal death. You could at least finish me properly!
>feel like shitposting
>anon shitposts
>"whatever i'll shitpost with him"
>he pulls this shitpost
>reminded how undeserving this place is
>>6306537
Mispoke, man. I bit it in the arena just now, so I'm chilling out.
>>6306541
Oh yeah? Dude's lucky, but he'd probably freak if he knew you were here just duking it out with random peeps.
>f neptune
>>6306514
I don't have anything at the moment, however. It's hard for me to help if I simply can't help you, yes? A-And it's not that, I have a reputation to keep up! A gentleman never touches a woman's rear!
Bland or not, it's definitely the most favourable one. Try to walk it out or else you'll be stuck there forever.
>>6306530
What? What's the matter? Do you want me to give you a different clip or something?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_zMRHsYx8
It's not official, but it'll have to do.
>>6306537
Truth be told, it's been quite uneventful since I left this place. I still haven't seen the two people that wished to see me, which is a shame. Hm...
>>6306570
Faaaack.
>>6306549
>>6306553
I thought a goddess could keep her own in a fight.
>Sprays a swastika.
>>6306580
I'm taking everything
>>6306586
o shit it's a snake with arms
>>6306514
Y-Yeah, bet that was easy to tell, huh?
>Nervously puts his free hand on the back of his head
I'm not really confident in going any further than this, but still, I thought I should do something with you. You're pretty and very charming, so uh... Yeah.
>He gets a nervous smile on his face and shuffles around a bit