/sug/ Steven Universe General
Happy Amethyst Edition
Last Thread: >>6271137
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
LAPIS BLOWS
SPICY
I want to suckle Steven's foreskin.
>like peridot's design in both forms
>if her personality wasn't so overblown she'd probably be a good character
it hurts
BALDING
>>6273917
Jasper is fat
JASPER IS NOT COMING BACK FOR THANKSGIVING
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6274010
>>6274004
>>>
>>6274027
>Jelspore is cummin bake
>>6274004
THE RUBIES ARE DEAD AND IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT
>>6274004
I wanna SMASH a pumpkin over Jasper's head
>>6274057
>IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT
>>6274098
Bingo card from a few weeks back. Anyone else gonna make one?
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5959033/#5962215
>>6274190
This is awful, none of the spaces that line up have any chance of all happening. In fact most of them have none at all period.
>>6274218
B seems pretty solid. I can see all that happening.
>>6274218
>one space already came through
Make a better one
>>6274218
Improve it, then.
>inb4 Ashly voices Steven's grandma
>>6274190
I hope Lapis' first song is with Steven
http://orig08.deviantart.net/7ac9/f/2015/310/5/b/petplay_jasper_by_meowmersthecat-d9fqejy.jpg
>>6274458
http://orig03.deviantart.net/ba2c/f/2015/269/9/d/lapis_lazuli_by_meowmersthecat-d9axupb.png
>>6274143
>soon we will know if all those strips with the gems and baby steven are bullshit or accurate
oh boy
>>6274458
>>6274482
I keep seeing you.
>>6274482
http://kissthetrash.deviantart.com/art/Collab-With-Dell-568544108
>>6274540
They aren't
>>6274298
Ashly Burch is a good voice actor and very qt
>>6274585
Technically shouldn't have knees either, just elbows.
>>6274550
http://kissthetrash.deviantart.com/art/Peridot-and-Connie-Selfie-640967241
>>6274004
That's not Jasper. she's way too fucking small.
>>6274603
>my babies???
>I hte school
>>6274655
http://kissthetrash.deviantart.com/art/Connie-and-Jasper-614461776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhic3atZEEk
>>6274682
Real taur
>>6274673
http://orig08.deviantart.net/1f47/f/2015/306/8/e/fuse_with_me_by_combatkaiser-d9fadvv.jpg
>>6274701
http://orig08.deviantart.net/f3a9/f/2016/316/4/9/su__progress_by_kimdigo-dao6m9h.jpg
>>6274723
http://wlood776.deviantart.com/art/The-Two-Jaspers-567727101
>>6274746
>>6274746
http://wlood776.deviantart.com/art/Lapis-Lazuli-And-Her-Babies-583309365
>>6274782
http://orig11.deviantart.net/76be/f/2015/300/8/e/lapis_and_jasper_by_izzyfizz96-d9eml85.png
>>6274765
Is anyone else just sick of fusion
>>6274837
No it's an interesting part of the show
>>6274837
yes because opal still doesn't have a proper episode
>>6274837
I'm just sick of everyone thinking fusion means anything more than just being a power up.
>>6274837
fuck off jasper
>>6274878
you mean the people saying it's sex?
>>6274837
I'd like to fuse
>>6274837
No, because I'm going to talk about it in a paper for my Metaphysics class.
>>6274660
>>6275024
Elaborate. Fusion is definitely an interesting topic from a psychological and philosophical perspective.
>>6275236
>>6275104
Well in class, we were discussing the idea of personal persistence; in other words, being the same person over time. We discussed different examples of hypothetical situations, such as transferring one's own consciousness to another body, splitting oneself into two halves, or two beings coming together to form one, hence fusion. I haven't nailed down an exact argument yet, but I'm definitely going to use examples from the show's depiction of the concept of fusion; I think it will add an interesting angle to the argument.
I'll definitely be mentioning pic related, who was a special case in terms of fusion.
>late last year lauren tweeted about jasper smashing pumpkins
>zuke has tweeted about stuff that's ended up becoming canon before
>chille tid's dream sequence with malachite started in Steven's head with a bunch of silly stuff before it transitioned into Malachite's head
>in Gem Harvest there are a lot of pumpkins
>peridot isn't mentions missing the pitter patter of gem soldiers
>Steven is dreaming
>Lapis is is in the dream
>there's a plane
>they are FLYING
>the background is orange
>the background looks like the same sunset shown in lapis' flashback of the beta kindergarten in same old world
>jasper was in the beta kindergarten at that time
>something tramatic and worth having repeating nightmares about could have happened to her at that time
>something about pink diamond
>Steven is witnessing jasper's nightmares of being born into the war and finding out pink diamond was shattered also Jasper still wants to fly
JASPER EPISODE CONFIRMED
>>6275266
>>6275270
I wanna read the SU part of your paper
>>6275289
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah JASPER
>>6275289
I hope we see Bismuth slaughter a million babies.
>>6275298
I almost forgot these outfits existed
>>6275335
Those pants really accentuate Garnet's ass.
>>6275299
I haven't started it yet, but I'll keep you guys updated on those points.
>>6275347
>>6275333
Hey sug how are you doing this Friday evening
Damn this is the first lewd I've done in a couple weeks. I need to practice.
>>6275418
kys
>>6273999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
nice digits
>>6275508
400 words done on what?
>>6275289
>>6275171
Nigger can you even imagine the alien concept of having your mind subsumed into a collective and having the boundary between you and I cease to exist? No you can't but its still cool as fuck to think about. Fusion is a very interesting concept and it has been through out all scifi and fantasy and even the myths about it. Fusing together into one being is a constant theme throughout many relegions and many folk tales and myths.
>>6275543
how bout researching siamese twins instead
>>6275555
Quads demand it
>>6275555
Siamese twins are usually two different individuals sharing a body together. Its nowhere near the same thing. Fusion is the loss of self within a greater being which is something that doesn't truly exist to our knowledge.
>>6275543
I do that every Tuesday. Step up
>>6275602
What if it's a siamese twin with one head but two faces?
Lappy makes me puke
I'm depressed
>>6275680
>>6275695
seasonal affective disorder. Daylight savings makes you miserable
/r/ing Pearl as Dwayne from the Nutshack.
>>6275713
Who would be Tito "Dick" Dickman in this AU?
>>6275636
Still usually have two seperate brains if they even survive birth.
Animals can have this happen but usually its just an inanimate face.
>>6275745
Jasper
>>6275745
Greg
>>6275745
Greg. Obviously.
>>6275745
Garnet.
https://discord.gg/7pPp6pA
Homeworld discord
>>6275745
Also Amethyst as Phil and Steven as Jack.
>>6275798
Peridot is Horatio
What if stardust crusaders but with SU characters?
>>6275820
Dude is this a jOjO reference? xD
>>6275820
I liked the part where Dio kicked Danny.
When will Greg get his dick out? All the cool rock stars do it.
>>6275880
They need to make better SU toys so people don't have to keep Sid-from-Toy-Story-ing stuff
>>6275880
>>6275869
He already does it with Vidalia and Barb
>>6275654
no clue who the inspiration is so I guess you did a good job of hiding it? i might not get the reference tho
>>6275869
When Jasper says so.
When will RQ come back?
>>6275880
i'm scared
>>6275880
where can i get some sweet ass gem waifu action figures
>>6275880
>man body for jasper
>>6275880
>>6275880
>>6275880
homemade-kun is that you? What are you doing outside of /vp/?
I hate being sick.
>>6276070
What are you sick with?
>>6276070
Get well soon.
>>6276062
Fuk
>>6276079
Pac-Man Fever
>>6275905
I was going for Varrick, maybe I need to do a better job. It's hard to render his manic tendencies in writing
>>6276097
Well ain't that some shit.
>>6276079
I have a bad cold.
>>6276098
Ah, I hadn't watched the Legend of Korra all the way thru, so I don't know who that is.
>>6276119
Oh, take care, pal. Get well soon.
>>6275984
>futa Pearl is making me gay
>>6276132
It's not gay if it's feminine
>>6275880
This is horrible and scared the shit out of me and I hate you for posting this
>>6276191
Well that's a reflief
>>6276205
>>6276191
It's a penis so it's not feminine. Sorry to break the news to you, fag. Only I'm not.
>>6276141
The scenery reminds me of the sand-bird level from Super Mario Sunshine
>>6276239
it's only masculine if it's attached to a dude.
>>6276292
>it's been 2 years since garnet lest ORAORAORA'ed in a battle
>It's been 2 years since we got a good battle of any kind
>>6276242
Damn you're right.
>>6276292
I've always wanted pom-poms to be edited in like that AaS Lapis punching one
>>6276239
Wow
Bigoted much?
Penises do not necessarily need to be attached to males
There are females with penises
Feminine penises
“Thanks for watching my girl for me,” Jasper cut in with a wink. “You able to keep her out of trouble for once?”
>>6276326
Yeah, here's a body slam. I guess.
>>6276380
OC or excerpt
>>6276364
Surprised it hasn't been made yet
>>6276406
excerpt from that jasper getting cucked fic. Just finished the chapter were Lapis and Peridot fuck in Jaspers bed while she's away. Shit is fuck.
>>6276380
stupid fat cuck
>>6276443
she doesn't deserve a cucking
>>6276277
that pearl is pretty much drawn as a dude
>>6276433
THAT'S WHERE I LEFT OFF
The wounds are opening up again
>>6276344
>could had cool battle with the cluster/bismuth/rubies
>Shipping powers/one hit kill/star gazing
Oh shit why did nobody tell me about the new plane promo, how long ago did that come out
>>6276433
FUCK that sounds awful
why is writing ot3 for these fucks so tough for me sober
This is peridot, isn't it?
>>6276575
Likely just the top of the plane's passenger seat. Besides, why would she be in the airplane?
>>6276599
Dream sequence whackiness
>>6276575
I'm pretty pissed that this is actually a zuke episode
>>6276624
I guess that's a justified reasoning.
>>6276575
is that
GARBANZO
>>6276645
Reminder Zuke boarded Chille Tid, and this is very possibly shaping up to be Chille Tid: Barn Edition
>>6276671
reminder that zuke's episodes have been getting worse since chille tid because she's shit
>>6276470
Man Japser wasn't even a bad girlfriend. She was rough around the edges but I don't see how Lapis came to the conclusion that her and Japser "aren't gonna work". God her and Peridot are fucking dick heads. And Lapis seems like she benefits from the whole thing. She gets to cuck Jasper,keep being with Jasper over the summer and then leave her for Peridot afterward while Jasper gets cucked and Peridot sort of gets cucked having to watch Jasper and Lapis until the end of the summer. Fuck fan fiction fuck this story. Jasper doesn't deserve a cucking. OT3 or bust.
>>6276671
doesn't look like a dream sequence
>>6276868
>ot3s for this show so good
Because three's a party.
>>6276655
god, don't remind me that episode exists. it's one of the only two I couldn't stand to watch through
>>6276899
true
>>6276764
The only thing I remember Jasper doing wrong (only because Lapis didn't like her doing so) was knocking dickheads like Lars and Kevin flat on their ass. Lapis and Peridot turned really rotten, and as nice as the writing is, I don't care to learn where they go and wish them the worst
I've never seen such a lovable characterization for Jasper. The author really fucked up by caving into full lapidot in the most miserable, excruciating way possible
Perfect OT3 opportunity forfeit
How do you guys feel about the post-Ian episodes, and which director (additional boards and writing, tell the storyboard revisionists what to do, involved in the pre-outline writing even on episode they didn't direct) do you prefer?
>Kat Morris
The New Lars
Beach City Drift
Monster Reunion
Alone At Sea
Crack the Whip
Steven vs Amethyst
Beta
Earthlings
The Kindergarten Kid
Know Your Fusion (last episode to have Ian involved in the pre-outline writing)
Future Boy Zoltron
Last One Out of Beach City
Gem Harvest (presumably)
>Joe Johnston
Resturant Wars
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
Greg The Babysitter
Gem Hunt
Bismuth
Back to the Moon
Bubbled
Buddy's Book
Mindful Education
Onion Gang (first episode to have Joe involved in the pre-outline writing)
presumably the shorts
>>6277050
Filler galore
>tfw actually have clinical depression.
>>6277068
which director do you prefer
>>6277081
Lol just stop being sad
>>6277081
don't we all
>>6277083
Neither really, the pacing of episodes lately has been awful.
>>6277081
*self-diagnosed depression
>>6277081
>tfw you realize depression is for the weak
>>6277081
shit son, you apart of the cool kids club now, dont cross the street, fall strait down
>>6277050
Kat all the way
>>6277220
accurate
>>6277220
How/why has she not killed herself yet?
>>6277220
I hope she falls out of bed and never gets up. Fucking hate fat people.
>>6277220
The anon who posts this is actually her
>>6277220
You know that pussy nasty
>>6277021
>>6277063
I totally agree. When the anon that told me about the story those threads said Lapis cucks Japser I was waiting while reading to figure out what would bring that about. And up until that chapter I was wondering what the hell would make Lapis and Periodt do that. Everything nice Lapis ever did for Peridot seemed so platonic it wasn't making since that the conclusion would happen. When the club chapter happened and Amethyst was explaining why Lapis and Jasper didn't work it was so dumb. "Her and Lapis are just on a primal level they don't have anything in common" Like what the fuck how would she know that she isn't IN the relationship she doesn't know what goes on. And then when she's like "You and Lapis ahve way more in common you both like Camp pinning Hearts" and thats ALL she could name for things in common. It was so fucking stupid and you can tell that entire conversation was written to make the reader think "Oh maybe they aren't good together" but it does't do that at all. All it made me think is that Amethyst had no idea what she was talking about and was just an outsider looking in. And then when the fucking chapter came and Lapis was all "Lets just ignore the fact that were on Jasper's bed and fuck anyway. Lets not even try to think rationally. And then when Japser came back and she decided that there just ignore that whole evening till summers over thus obtaining both Japser and Peridot and losing nothing. Fuck that shit.
>>6277297
thats not a pussy at this point man, its a haunted mansion, spooky echoes and cobwebs
>>6277297
>even thinking about that thing's cunt
Priorities, man.
>>6274027
>Ahm comin bahk
>>6277081
yeah just like all your other '''''''illnesses''''''', zuke
>>6277302
Yeah, well that's what happens when you give someone like a Lapidot shipper the creative ability to write an entire story about their fantasies. Lapidot IS the premier ship for self-inserting nobodies, after all.
>>6277404
>>6275471
Try to work on your bodies man. You've got a lot of potential but you'll need to study some if you want to get good.
You want me to link some shit that could help you?
>>6277220
>people still think rose is fat
>not dense with shapeless wrestler muscle
>>6277302
Holy shit, I forgot about that scene. That was some flimsy as hell superficial reasoning there, author/amethyst/Lapis. A shitty soap for teens? For fuck's sake. It's not like Jasper had some unreasonable hatred of the show either
Wish I never read the thing. A squandered story. I don't understand how the other readers can support and encourage what was going down
>>6276655
No it's Greg's mom.
>>6277553
This could very easily be edited. Somebody get on that.
>>6277479
Pretty good
Honestly, I don't like the idea of fusions that aren't in love sharing arms, but I need to either get over that or double down and start insisting Amethyst has a reverse-imouto complex
>>6277593
When I get home from work tomorrow I'll make a template. Then peeps can just paste biz in.
>>6277622
God bless
>>6277622
Awesome
>>6277758
i want to swallow pearl's cum
>>6277758
ot3s are pretty cute
>>6277593
I made one
>>6277776
>>6277864
>>6277872
>you will never belittle amethyst and slap her titties
>>6277878
>>6277886
>>6277864
Is this the ultimate for of narcissism? I think it is.
>>6277905
>>6277912
>>6277864
Why did she have to make them look like SJW Stevens
>>6277923
>>6277930
The art style is called 'tumblr'
>>6277933
>>6277950
>>6277960
>>6277950
who takes there laptop to the bathroom? thats gross.
>>6277302
>"You and Lapis ahve way more in common you both like Camp pinning Hearts"
>>6277974
>>6277976
Who dosen't
>>6277988
How horny can Pearl get before she does something drastic like molest Steven?
>>6277997
>>6278018
>>6278018
Tang did nearly the exact same joke
>>6278028
>>6278038
>>6277988
Reminds me of Asuka's "chance" face.
>>6278053
>>6278066
>>6278003
I dunno but somebody should draw a crossover with Shimoneta. Obviously Pearl is Anna.
Huh, she sure thinks badly of herself
So I've been out of the loop.
>When's Gem Harvest happening?
>Are we getting anything else?
>Will Mayor Dewey Make Beach City Great Again?
>>6278076
>>6278003
Holy fuck
Pearl is so hot
>>6278038
I can't stand people like this.
>>6278079
They are good to make to vent
>>6278093
>>6278113
>>6278093
That's Steven!
>>6278132
>>6278141
>>6278157
>>6278176
>>6278183
>>6278189
So did she died?
>>6278206
No, she just went underground.
>>6278132
Where is the Aleth yaois
>tfw have a crush on Amber
do i have bad taste
>>6278189
now post the one where she drew herself making out with her jasper body pillow and jasper walked in
>>6278132
wait, this is considered a confession? I just wear my pants until they get stained and then wash them
I wasn't here during the actual election.
How did you faggots react to Trump Making America Great Again?
>>6278254
she looks exactly like one of my best friends from high school but with tumblr hair
>>6278254
Be proud of your boardfu always.
>>6278263
>Fucking Drawendo Garnet dubs image
>>6278291
I'm not murican. i don't care about your meme country
>>6278263
I don't understand the Malacock meme.
>>6278293
I'll be honest, I have a fetish for certain types of tumblr hair styles
>>6278263
Whoever has made malacock stuff in the past should've posted a cropped transparent version
>>6278324
Sure you don't, that's why you felt the need to reply to his post about it.
>>6278286
I don't see anything wrong with it
Using the same shirt is a sin though
>>6278343
I do too, but unfortunately not for landwhales. Sorry Amber.
>>6278374
you asked
>>6278254
I do too anon
>>6278393
Of course
>>6278400
He asked how people reacted, not for your pathetic attempt at nonchalance.
>>6278091
Nov. 17, expect leaks this weekend or Monday
Three Gems and a Baby on Dec. 1
He failed to keep illegal aliens out of the town and now they're going around driving without a license. #NotMyMayor
i feel so tempted to try something with one of my friends. but we're good friends and I'm sure I'd ruin it
>>6278425
full hd of this pic please
>>6278399
h-haha yeah who would have a thing for fat girls with tumblr hairstyles
d-definitely not me
>>6278393
That should say "Old /sug/"
>>6278442
I don't think it exists. It's an unused background that got posted on Tumblr.
>>6278442
It's comfy, right? Unfortunately it didn't actually appear during Winter Forecast and can only be found uploaded as a background on the Crewniverse tumblr. Maybe we'll get something to actually screencap in Three Gems and a Baby
>>6278442
It's a background for winter forcast
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/127433852546/a-selection-of-backgrounds-from-the-steven
http://67.media.tumblr.com/35d6335fefd6b4498df120605334567f/tumblr_nteqyaR58X1smn4pqo8_1280.png
>>6278482
It's pretty stupid that it was unused too, because it made the shot they used of the outside of the temple before it exploded look really stupid. It had just snowed a whole bunch and the outside shot they used had absolutely no snow.
>>6278333
you will soon
>>6278544
Yes
>>6278544
IT COMES
>>6278482
>>6278493
>>6278498
no guys i'm telling you it's a leak
>>6278544
>not shopping it into the place of the ice cream
Apply yourself.
>>6278583
These faces disgust me.
>>6278399
Amber doesn't seem landwhale level, she's chubby right now.
Which Steven x Gem ship is the best ship?
>>6278664
Stevidot
>>6278664
Lapiven
>>6278702
What if Jasper looks like this after she reforms
>>6278694
Good shit, my dood
>>6278664
Stevethyst
>>6278664
Pearlven
>>6278544
Marthacock on Lars when?
>>6278783
kys
>>6278788
Your (you)s only make me stronger.
>>6278602
>>6278838
You hear that? That's the sound of you not killing yourself. Fix it.
>>6278841
>Buckle up buckaroos
>>6278664
Lapiven
peridot and steven have a ton of cute moments together in the show tho
>>6278884
I miss this guy.
>>6278861
>>6278920
he's a pedophile
>>6278969
How? It's drawings.
>>6278969
What's wrong with pedophilia?
>>6278955
Wow, look at nyong English. Now what made Jasper make that face
>>6279009
she couldn't english for a sack of jizz
SNOWBOARDING WITH THE YETI EATING VEGI SPAGHETTI
>>6279001
nothing as long as you don't touch any real kid
>>6278955
Lapis is gonna post that image all over the internet.
>>6279041
>"DUDE, get off my back!"
>>6279041
MY THIRD EYES OPEN, SO GIVE ME SOME SWISSMISS
>>6278955
>>6279083
For a second there, I thought that was Pearl's gigantic futa cock, not a plate.
>>6279074
>Love steven and would protect him at all cost even if he fucks up every now and then
>Want to run over my neighbors kids every time they run around in the road
fucking hate kids, cause theyre too young and dumb to know any better, and thats what makes it worse
>>6279083
SIXTY MINUTES EXPOSE TAXES YOU PAID
PAPARAZZI! CODE BLUE! DOWN TOUPEE!
>>6279107
Fag
I want to fondle Steven's privates.
>>6279107
anon, maybe you should take a five
just suggestion
>>6279131
Lapis, you need to stop taking pictures of Steven like this.
>>6279155
to be fair, he runs around naked every now and then, everyone but connie has seen lil Stephan
>>6279131
Even for a prepubescent kid, that's a pretty small dick.
>>6279131
What happens if he cums on his gem? Would that be the equivalent to creampieing your own mom?
>>6279173
Small is justice
>>6279173
id say its average
his balls are above average and he has a plump stomach so it looks smaller than it actually is
>>6279161
i want to marry connie
what are you doing for the holidays, /sug/?
SHE'S COMING
>>6279308
Not really
>>6279287
killing myself
>>6279287
sleeping
playing dark souls 3
masturbating
I've been writing this story for a week and a half now and I'm not even through the introduction to the premise. at 2500 words this is getting out of hand
>>6279287
Cooking like every year.
>>6279308
>>6279287
Either spending them with 3 family members in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere, or I'll be by myself playing Skyrim while petsitting.
>>6279266
You're going to have to get in line, bud
>>6279312
>That DLC
I bought bloodborne dlc instead
no ragrats
>>6279287
Since i'm not american, i don't think i'll do shit for Thanksgiving.
And for Christmas i dunno, spend time and chill w/ my family while i still can, i guess.
>>6279311
don't die anon :c
>>6279324
>tfw family doesn't let me cook during thanksgiving or christmas dinners
>>6279312
>>6279338
vidya games is a good way to spend it too
kiki's delivery service is boring
>>6279367
It was a nice, but forgettable episode.
>>6279315
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Verbosity; a hole of shit.
>>6279353
>Bloodborne
How goes the hunt?
>>6279367
Such a disappointment that it wasn't really Miyazaki themed at all.
>>6279390
Hunt goes well on these fine blood moons
Threaded cane has treated me too well and wrecking the new competition, but those bosses are stomping me
Post the cutest art you have
>>6279444
>Threaded Cane
Good taste. DLC is tough at first yeah. It's more manageable if you have good gems
DLC has some really cool and fun weapons
>>6279450
>>6279425
We got Anno instead.
>>6278038
she sounds fucking intolerable
>>6279523
Comes with being a tumblrina.
>>6279468
POST MORE CUTE JASPER STEVEN CUTENESS
CUTE
C U T E
>>6278263
>Squidzuli
Excellent taste Lars
>>6279555
>>6279595
legit cute, love it
>>6279595
>>6279581
more
>>6279595
https://twitter.com/SamanthaCKing/status/797221055936856065
someone at CN found out about rebecca's bulimia and they are trying to help her.
Good morning you fucks
steven impregnating jasper to birth the ultimate warrior child
>>6279652
morning shit bird!
>>6279651
pls be ok, Becky
>>6279656
>>6279651
these are advanced memes
>>6279450
I dare you to post a cuter Lappy.
>>6279676
:(
>>6279691
They're all equally shit.
>>6279700
>>6279691
when will steven spread his seed?
>>6279716
>>6279691
>>6279592
Whirligig absolutely destroys some bosses; slap some fire paper on it and take a beast blood pellet. You should also check out the Beast Cutter, if you haven't yet.
>>6279651
Is this basically an indirect intervention
>>6279727
>>6279691
Done.
>>6279745
>>6279748
she looks constipated
>>6279755
>>6279755
>getting her AIDS all over the couch
>getting her AIDS all over Steven
Bad dog
>>6279755
>>6279723
How else do you think Lapis and Peridot were able to grow all those crops?
>>6279804
lewd
>>6279748
>>6279691
>>6279691
>>6279787
Post German Steven Universe
>>6275984
kill yourself
>>6277553
kill yourself I guess
>>6277553
>>6280197
actually, here
On a scale of 1-10 how dead is /sug/ tonight?
Send me a good green text to fuck me up
How is /sug/ doing tonight?
>>6280343
-3 very dead
>>6280343
Horrible. Just more dead than my grandmother
>>6280363
>>6280366
Still feeling nice after playing games with a friend online. How are you tonight anon?
>Garnet didn't wear any pants at Steven's restaurant
This was a family establishment Garnet!
>>6280366
I hate myself and think I want to die
>>6280343
1. Maybe a 2.
>>6280343
does 10 mean super dead or is 1?
>>6280406
Feeling nice but a bit tired. What games did you play?
I saw Amethyst at a donut shop in Beach City yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of donuts in her hands without paying.
The short girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending Garnet was calling her and she was to busy, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and put them in a box and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by shapeshifting really loudly.
>>6280452
You can take your business elsewhere.
>>6280464
>LITTLE GEM DICKS!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG HUMAN COCKS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and fuse*
>Now I know there are some gems out there that haven't tasted a human's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their Pearls!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most single, unfused gems don't even engage in human culture!
>I for instance recently met the Senate of Rome
>I heard one of their laws was called "Lex Acilia Calpurnia"
>More like, Lex Acilia CuCKPURNIA
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my Pearl's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after every one of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all Peridots in the crowd are beaten*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Gems LITERALLY invented injectors and everything bad in the world!
*All the fused gems in the crowd are now being raped while the single gems are being forced to watch and suck BHCs*
>MY ARMY SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY HUMAN COCKS!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, GAIUS CASSIUS LONGINUS, MARK ANTONY, GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR THE DICKTATOR, MARCUS JUNIUS BRUTUS, GAIUS EPIDIUS MARULLUS, LUCIUS CAESETIUS FLAVUS AND CASSIUS DIO!
*Roman Legionnaires storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Rose is already on her knees sucking off Caesar while Antony starts delegating*
>Nulla anum latebramque petit aptumque cum legatus insinuemus ventris floruit BUTIO paremus? O homo, ego impulit matrem tuam! Lactea observate barbare!
*Rose is now being raped by Cassius D as she sucks off Brutus and Lucius*
>>6280482
Fucking kill.
jasper > all things
>>6274190
>Wedding leak
What?
>>6280498
>>6280451
Dark Souls for the first time. It's real good. I'm kind of tired too.
>Its 1am.
>Steven does his daily /b/ post.
>He notices something quite amazing.
>"Woah holy shit."
>Its Connie naked.
>All covered in lube.
>Stevens 6 inch white boy cock is all hard.
>He cums without even touching the magical dick.
>"wew"
>>6280410
Anon please don't be confused no one wants death it just that some people see nothingness being better than where they are but your not going be sad forever Anon I know its hard to keep going sometimes Anon but i'm positive you can get through it. If you want to talk about whats going on or think it might help feel free to tell us. I hope this cute peri cheers you up.
>>6280410
Wanna talk about it anon?
>>6280410
Dude, same.
>>6280499
I hope you know that's a man.
so, gem harvest leaks today, hah
>>6280577
*whore
>>6279745
>>6280518
I have mostly played the Skyrim remake recently I never played the DLC before and the vampire lord stuff is so cool but I wish you could still use inventory.
>>6279787
>>6280596
I was thinking about playing skyrim but i decided to do dark souls for the coop. Maybe after dark souls. I havn't been a fan of 3d explore-y 3rd person games but now I'm starting to like them I think.
>>6280518
Should you make it to a certain piece of shit goat, don't forget to kill the dogs first
>>6280709
I'll keep this vague comment in mind. Will be fun to figure out what it means.
>>6280639
I can't really pin down a reason why but I have felt like I i'm playing games a lot less recently.
>>6280734
Have you been doing something else instead?
>>6280729
The dreaded Capra.
>>6280748
Oh wait is it the guy with the two big clubs?
>>6280734
Some games require investment. You'll move onto shitty television shows, then get tired of them because they're shit.
>>6280633
Good to hear things are getting better anon I really hope they keep getting better
>>6280747
>Pearl evaded the police in Greg's car
>Greg's name comes up when they run the plates
>Greg is arrested for refusing to pull over and reckless driving
>his only alibi is staying with two close friends for a game of cards
>most likely without pictures or video placing him there concurrently
>Pearl's feel when
>>6280761
He's the asshole with the two machetes.
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>6280747
I guess I have started walking more but is it really taking up that much time?
>>6280794
Oh yeah. Just beat him tonight. Mostly was my friend in coop though kek
>>6280812
How/Where are you walking? Around the neighborhood or on a treadmill, etc?
It might be taking up a good amount of time but it also could just be making you more tired.
>>6280841
Mostly just to the town's pier and back I think it is about a mile from my house so a little over a two mile walk.
>>6280904
>>6280964