Doom Thread: Resurrection of Doom edition Writefag pastebin

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And something new from the last thread.
Still waiting on those colors.

Anybody play the new arcade mode for Doom (2016)?

>>6273118
Tried it.
It's p good.

Old thread is dead, long live the new doom thread!

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>>6273301
>>6273301
Long live the new doom thread!

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vulgars are top waifu

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>>6273412

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>>6273057
I imagine Cacodemons have a species-wide oral fixation.
It's not often you see one without something in their mouth.
Gum, suckers, pens, pencils, a freaking chew toy, it doesn't matter.
They just love to gnaw, suck, nibble, and slurp.

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>>6273416

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>>6273430
>caco gf who just wants to get her big, slobbery maw all over you

>>6273472
>Its routine to wake up and discover her gently teething on your shoulder

>>6272980
Her boob has a charging port.

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>>6273491
>teething on your shoulder
>lapping at your neck
>sucking on your fingers

>>6273518
Gotta keep those titties topped up.

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>>6273518
It's an Argent Accumulator.
She can run all night long, baby.

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>UAC Report File DLF11557:

>The Hell Knight is a towering brute built for combat deep in the bowels of Hell. These diabolical beasts are the prized gladiators of the demon-horde. They relentlessly stomp towards their target, smashing their massive fists into the ground to create shockwaves that stagger their opponent and leave them vulnerable to bone-crushing melee attacks. The Hell Knight's powerful legs allow it to leap across large distances effortlessly, quickly closing the gap to its enemy.

TLDR: Prepare for snu-snu.

>>6274034
>They relentlessly stomp towards their target, smashing their massive fists into the ground to create shockwaves that stagger their opponent and leave them vulnerable to bone-crushing melee attacks.
A fear boner so powerful...

>>6273629
>When you call attention to it and ask why she just says
>"Mmmmn, but you're so sweet honey~" and licks her lips
>And that shuts you right up

>>6274135
>You were making breakfast and got some honey on your hand
>She didn't give it back until hours later

>>6274180
>When you complain, she retorts by pushing out her chest, squirting honey right on the girls, and saying "You're free to taste me too Babe~"
>And those shut you right up

>>6274135
>>6274180
>>6274201
>SLURP
>"Sweet boy~"
>SMACK
>"Tasty boy~"
>SSSSSMOOCH
>"Eat you up~"
>SUCK SUCK
>"Forever and ever~"

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>>6274271
Jesus Christ.

>>6274271
A Cacodemon and a Mancubus would make a good pair. All that thicc, juicy flesh to nibble, and the urge to cook up a plethora of toothsome meals for her toothsome lover.

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>>6274555
This womancubus...

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>>6275306
...with this Cacodemon.

>>6275318
>>6275306
And a kiddie pool full of chocolate pudding!

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>>6275342
>kiddie pool
May want to reconsider the size there, friend.

>>6275378
Ok so a pool-sized pool then.

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>>6275405
That oughta do it.

>>6274291
>I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... FOUR FEET above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!

>>6272900

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>>6275965
Heh. I get it.

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Why so slow, thread?

>>6278524
That is a very MILFy looking baroness, and I am very okay with that.

>>6278027
>Lips
>Everything else is left mostly daemonic
>But it's always the lips that triggers my autism
Fucks sake

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>>6279225
Let me make it up to you.

How's the h-doom hype going? I've been mass running WADS like crazy

>>6279252
There we go baby! It's fucking impossible to find porn this niche, searching for monster girls that are more monster than girl is a lost cause. Monster boys? Easy as shit. Sexist tbqh. Unholy monstrous hell spawn need love too

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>>6279307
>monster girls that are more monster than girl
My favorite!

>>6278755
>>6278524
>Milfy Baroness
>Old even amongst her long-lived peers. Having lived long enough to grow rather bored of the constant bloodshed even before the great-surrender.
>She welcomes a radical change, and finds peaceful living novel enough to embrace.
>And all these new sensations, these cravings. Simply delicious.
>Now she doesn't need her high towered bone fortress. She just wants to live a nice, comfortable quiet life.
>And find one of these adorable little mortals to scoop up and take home. Someone to keep her company on these oh so lonesome nights.
>Humans. So adorable. Practically mewling babes compared to someone like her.
>She'd have so much to teach them.

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>>6279410
>Lesson 1
Mama gets what mama wants.

>>6279499
>lesson 2: Cuddling afterwards is mandatory

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>>6279751
>Final Lesson
Mama loves you.

>>6279801
>Bonus Lesson: How to care for a pet pinkie

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>>6279891
Pinky is cute.

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>>6279920
Cute!

>>6279920
>>6279928
>Mama Baroness insists you call the newly adopted pinkie your "Big sister."

>>6279972
>"Big sister" is very playful and affectionate
>She insists on hugging, squeezing, and wrestling with you at every opportunity
>She's none too bright, but she's a big, pink bundle of love and energy
>"Big brother is so cute and nice! Pinky loves big brother!"

>>6280074
Just realized she should call you "little brother."
Makes more sense, and it's cuter/sexier.

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>>6279920
>>6279928
Hey, I recognize that art.
>Doom-mates when

>>6280074
She'd have a name, not just her own species as a moniker.

Fuck it, for the sake of discussion lets name her.... "Sonya."

"Me Sonya! Mama say you little brother now! Sonya keep you safe and warm like me keep sisters back in herd! Came hug big sister!"

>>6280198
I'm around man. Contributing in little ways.

Once i get past this hell-exam next week I m ight be able to squeeze in some personal wrighting.

>>6280233
Icon be praised, good luck on the exams

>>6280233
Good luck to you, you glorious beast.

>>6280223
>Sonya's hugs are pretty intense
>She wraps her arms around you and lifts you effortlessly
>You're squeezed into her bosom; her dark pink cleavage engulfing your head
>She laps at you hair and face with her broad tongue
>She never wants to let go, either

>>6280233
I love you.

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>>6280198
T H I C C
Got any more?

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>>6281896
Of Doxy? Sadly no.
Here's her roommate, however.

>>6272900

I just woke up.
Gimme cute demon grills.

>>6283596
>Cute demon grills
>Demons fucking LOVE barbecuing
>Its said one of the most violent regions of hell to surrender was convinced to switch sides just by an offering of smoked pulled pork, brisket and ribs.

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>>6283669
>You're at a barbecue
>There's an imp woman there, and she is going BERSERK on a plate of ribs
>Crouched in her seat, hunched over the table, eyes screwed shut with pleasure, sauce all over her face, and growling like an animal
>You've never seen anything like her
>It's kinda hot, honestly

>>6283786
>A little bit later, she looks over at you.
>"You gonna finish those?"
>Which is weird because you jus HAD finished your plate of... oh. She was looking at the leftover bones.
>"Uh. No. They're all yours."
>She gives you the sweetest expression of gratitude before she grabs the basked of rib bones, and begins devouring them, loud crunching and snarls filling the air.
>Fuck, you're into this chick.

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>>6283977
>A cute imp with a tummy packed full of food and ready for a nap
>Without an ounce of shame or hesitation, she snuggles up to you and goes right to sleep

>>6284725
>"Welp. I guess... I guess this is my girlfriend now. This is life now."

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>>6284746
Just wait until he meets the rest of her tribe.

http://pastebin.com/TSAx34bb

>>6284801
Not all imps live in clusters. This one probably does though.

There is barbecue sauce _everywhere_.

>>6284831
>There is barbecue sauce _everywhere_.
And they have no problem with helping each other get clean.

>>6284801
>"Awesome. Steady dick."
Every. Single. Time.

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>butter face

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>>6283596
>>6283669
>>6283786
>>6283977
>>6284725
>>6284746
Cute imps, you say?

>>6285600
if you mean Butter that beautiful face up with kisses then yes

>>6285726
>tfw you'll never help an imp keep their skin nice and healthy

>>6285726
That's just begging to get a cacodemon following you around and licking all over you.

...I gotta go get some coconut oil.

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>>6286159
They do have nice, big tongues.

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>>6272900
LOOK WHAT I FOUND

I recall a world building session in the distant past in which we concluded that being a more predatory species, reproducing heavily through breeding pools and arcane energy conduit ceremonies, their genitailia would be comparatively undeveloped compared to mankind's. This, coupled with a almost complete lack of any form of real sexual experience outside of breeding, no previous concept of romance, and a lack of any form of luxury lead to the demons absolute sexual submission by humanity, I vaguely recall a series of greentext centering around this, but besides the few that protom saved in his pastebin compilation, I've yet to find them. Anyone care to help?

>>6287226
J.romaro
God damnit all

>>6287366
No comment on "King Mancub?"
Or "Baron Gutski?"

>>6285726
The spawn of Hell shouldn't be that cute.

>>6287341
Are you talking about the fic that went along the lines of how the UFC sec demons sent back translated human doujins and porn into hell as secession propaganda? I think there was one that went somewhere about a hell knight being impressed by her one night stand's girth, and blushing from even the tiniest complement and courtesy, but I don't think anyone saved it.
I always enjoyed these, the idea of an baroness taking the raunchiest actions in stride, but considering things like holding hands, chaste kisses, boxes of chocolates and flowers as gifts lewd is, hopelessly adorable

Also, is if protoms here, are ever going to continue your FNAF work?
>>6287226
Fucking hell is this.and Where can I find it

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>>6287226
>382x750

>>6288776
>Fucking hell is this.and Where can I find it
Hilarious and I don't know.

>>6287341
here's what i managed to dig up
Predatory species and species inclined towards harem social structures tend to be pretty underwhelming in that department, so from a demonic perspective evolution would lead to humans being hung like Ron Jeremy on overdrive.

Huh, I'd assume that with all the hooves they'd have rather equine like endowments, or maybe elephant like

The stuff that determines it is social structure rather than the hooves and such. That said, cows do tend to form harem structures around bulls, who exert aggressive dominance. Correspondingly, adult bulls only go up to 16", and considering how fucking massive a mature bull is that's pretty feeble, especially since part of it is more for reach rather than penetration. They're also only about 1.25 to 1.5 inches in diameter.

Wait this fits perfectly for Nu-Mars backstory. It even explains why you cant see shit between canon demon's legs despite a total lack of pants.

>And why so many become total sex-fiends after the makeover, gaining such comparatively extreme sexual aspects, often not knowing what they're getting into (except for the humaboos)
Besides it being a good replacement for urges of violence/conquest.

>>6289843
>>6287341
Found the archived thread.
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/671427/#682011

>>6288776
With how busy I am with schoolwork, I really only have energy for one general to be a creative force in. Plus my inspiration well is running pretty dry for FNAF. I'm sticking with you guys for now.

>>6289985
You give these threads life.
You are our Argent.

>>6290049
just hook me up straight to a cyberdemon titty

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>>6290091
Get it, son.

>>6286407
I wanna be licked by a cacodemon.
I don't even care if it's sexual or not.

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>>6289985
Cool hope you get your inspiration back

>>6290720
Same.

I want to defeat the monster chicks of the underworld....by fattening them all up.

Indulge them in the sin of gluttony.

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>>6291619
Date a mancubus, dude.

>>6291677

Think a Baroness would make a hotter pig, transforming her from a powerful killing machine to defeated-by-her-own-weight (she can't even raise her arms to fire lethal energy blasts).

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>>6291757
Not really my thing.

>>6291785

Nothing wrong with that.

Just love the irony of defeating the embodiment of sin with a lot of sin.

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>>6291827

>>6286062
>Applying coconut oil all over your imp gf's body
>Her kind is pretty new to the concept of personal upkeep, so this is a radical experience for her
>Along with being treated with such intimate care
>She's squirming and giggling as you rub it all over her body, helping her skin become silky, smooth, and nicely scented.
>She'll insist you give her body a thorough inspection afterwards to gauge its effectiveness.

>>6291965
>Oiling up that taut, little imp butt
>Squeezing it into her juicy tits
>Slathering her thighs til they gleam
Oh, baby...

>>6292018
Not to mention all the little squeaks and giggling it'll coax out of her.

>>6272900

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Man you know who'd be a good lock for this general?

Plague of Gripes. I wonder how to get his attention.

>>6296217
Go to one of his online hangouts and ask him?

>>6296713
like his tunglr?

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>>6297327
Can't think of a good reason not to.

>>6297402
Alright i asked him. Hopefully not too awkward enough as to immediately earn his disdain.

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>>6297620
Here's hopin'.

H-DOOM hype is real

>>6281865
>>6293698

https://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=45872

Metroid Dreadnought is my shit.

>>6292070

The proper way to defeat the Cyberdemon is to hook his penis up to a gigantic milking machine, and orgasm-denial & cum-extract him mercilessly.

>>6272900

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Do you think it'd be fun to rub a mancubus' belly?

>>6302473
May I be forgiven for the things I would do to that yummy tummy.

>>6300240
Well, I know what I'm trying out!

>>6302964
>Big snuggly body
>Keeping that monstrous face
Yes. YES.

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>>6303183
It's top, isn't it?

I wonder as to the level of anthromorphism a male demon would take, like a cacodemon pinkie or hell guard? Would they go for softer skin or would they lean more towards as little change as possible out of pride or disinterest? I love the thought I love fembois - the thought of a smaller than usual hellknight (who still tops you by a few inches) opting for a more slender and softer form and spending his time giggling and playing around while teasing is HoTT.

>>6303277
Would the more masculine opt for a more demonic form - the only real difference being added muscle mass, heavily defined genitailia and in the case of cyberdeamons, revenants and Mancini, more utilitarian prosthetics?

>>6303277
>Fembois
All of my yes
Qt summoner boytoy when

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Makin' our way back to page 1.

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>>6302473
Yes.
But why limit yourself to just rubbing?
Use your imagination.

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>>6304892
>your mancubus gf wants you to do the lewd with her hot, tight, demonic navel
What the fuck is this boner

>>6304892
>>6305440
>you're dicking her navel while gropeing her lower set of nipples
>she has a vibrator running while she's groping her upper set of breasts
>all she can do is moan loudly while experiencing an excessively sinful amount of pleasure

>>6303277
Hell guard twinks, qt worm controlling a slimmed down shell
Making cutsie faces at you when he thinks you aren't looking in the library
Poor boy still doesn't quite grasp how pupils work, can't tell you see him as he hides behind a bookshelf thinking that it's the angle your head faces that dictates your line of sight
He's clutching a armfull of books to himself, burying his face in them when he thinks you've caught him.
The guards never really had a reason to conceal themselves so he can't hide worth a shit.
Honestly, you find the bookworm to be bloody adorable.

>>6305797
...I'm supposed to be straight, anon-kun.

>>6305797
>Literal bookworm

>>6305635
>your groin slaps meatily against her jiggling belly
>the slick depths of her navel hug your dick snugly
>her primal vocalizations drive you absolutely wild
>you throw your arms around her girth and grind yourself into her flesh
>you're both drenched with sweat and the room smells of sex and food
>you want nothing more than to paint her belly button white

>>6305797
How would a male hell guard post-operation work exactly? Is it like, a dildo grafted on a shell? A small glory hole the worm core can stick out, slowing them to use their true body as a sort of faux penis? What? I mean I can't think of a reason a worm entity would define a true gender. Maybe it's more of a choice of how the prefer their body to receive simulation, being used as a dildo for a full body massage? Or their internal simulation, swallowing cock and engulfing your tounge?

>>6305635
>>6306088
>navel penetration
An underappreciated fetish.

>>6305797
>>6306364
>cute little worm
>BIG BIOARMOR
I wonder if the worms suffer from agoraphobia.

>>6303277
The way I's sees it, gender was probably less of a big thing in hell, most demons just identifying themselves by species and rank. So likely plenty, while deciding ro hold on to their male equipment, became just as feminized everywhere else.

Caco's are probably the most likely to be similar across the genders. the males just as bubbly and bootylicious as their sisters.

Of course im sure there are plenty on the other side of the spectrum. Demons that went in for humanization, but emphazied masculine traits. Barons with muscular bodies and handsome, rugged faces. You just KNOW the classic Satan Goatee look has to be popular.

>>6306364
Well, it probably works the same as the pseudo vaginas female Guards would have. A suggestively shaped, deployable love-making tool with some extra pleasure sensation nerves in there.

>>6306513
Oh yeah. Outside of their big tough armor, your worm lover is a teeny timid thing that feels terribly exposed. They probably only feel comfortable climbing out when they're in the relative coziness of their/your apartment, and have a nice big human to feel safe with.

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>>6307420
Cute worms.

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>>6307586
That is a well sculpted suit of armor.

>>6307586
>Your HG Ladyfriend loves picking you up when in her armor, showing off her strength.
>But when she's outside, she'll eagerly reach up with her little front-legs wiggling for you to pick her up so she can rest on your shoulders.

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>>6308277
>wearing your little worm gf around your neck like a scarf

>>6272900

>>6305440

If it was a fat Imp, I'd fuck her gut hard.

>>6310416
>imp with a big, round, pregnant belly

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>>6272900
hey Revved, if you're in here I just wanted to say fuck you

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>>6314425
Context is for the weak, right?

>>6314668
Revved is Barneyfag

>>6314732
Still no context.

>>6315184
context for what

>>6315290
What is "Barneyfag?"

>>6315341
lurk more

>>6272900

>>6272900

>>6315385
how about get the fuck out of our general if you're just going to put some shit non-drama in it that nobody knows about.

I wonder how something like Christmas would be handled on Mars now

>>6318871
Awkwardly, considering its new, demonic denizens.

>>6318906
But demons in holiday sweaters though.

>>6319180
Strong argument.
Do go on.

>>6319249
Hellknights and Baronesses dressed up like reindeer.

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>>6319281
>antlers with horns
Double the headgear!

FAT QUIVERING PUFFY DEMON VUVLA

>>6321495
ENGORGED TWITCHING CURVY HELLISH PUSSY

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>>6321566
PLUMP SQUISHY JUICY DEMON QUIM

>>6321806
YEARNING, HUNGRY MONSTER CHASMS

>>6321806
>You could build a summer home up in there, my god.

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>>6322476
(Doom mates story greentext in response to art of SUPER curvy Baroness art)

>Your friend sets you up with a blind date.
>You've been in a dry spell for weeks ever since Carol "broke up with you" by cheating on you with your coworker, Steve.
>Your friend assures you that its gonna go great, she's super friendly and puts out on the first date.
>It feels a little skeezy, like you're just doing this as an excuse to get laid
>But god its been so long since you had a good lay.
>You're at the restaurant and she shows up.
>You sit in stunned silence, watching her come up to the table, one of the waitstaff bringing along a larger chair/stool for her.
>She's this looming tower of inflated curves. You can HEAR her flesh wobble and churn with every movement.
>Your not sure how she can move as fluidly as she does, so packed with fat and muscle.
>She sits down, wiggling a little to get nestled comfortable. This sets her chest off like an earthquake and she needs to press down with her arms just to settle them.
>She smiles at you like this is perfectly normal.
>Then she licks her lips, which are pillowy and huge.
>You're instantly as hard as a fucking rock, and completely and utterly out of your depth.

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>>6322591
(Forgot text)

>She starts off with light conversation, still treating this encounter like it ISNT the most freaky and spectacular sight of your life.
>You ask her how she knows Quincy
>"Book club." she replies.
>You continue with "breaking the ice" never directly addressing the fact that she's enough tits and ass for an entire sorority and then some.
>The food arrives, you had the chicken, she got the sausage platter
>Of course she did.
>As you eat, you notice she slurps up the sausages whole.
>And its not just the obvious winking she makes that gets to you, its the way she shudders every time they pass through her lips, like her moth's an erogenous zone on its own.
>Towards the end of the meal, she's panting, little tufts of steam blowing from her nostrils, sweat beading on her brow and her bosom.
>She keeps shifting in her seat, and admittedly you had to keep adjusting your legs to deal with your reaction.
>While waiting for the check she bends down a little bit to get a better look at you in the eye. Her tits squoosh against the edge of the table as she does.
>She makes an earnestly embarrassed little smile. "Gawd... I'm so sorry about this. I, I never last long through these things."
>She's actually pawing between her legs as she talks now.
>"Quincy's been so kind to help me try and get a real relationship going, but every time I crack under the pressure and just revert to wanting to fuck the shit out of anyone willing. Most guys get grossed out and leave. Some guys take me up on the offer, but afterwards they just disappear... It's so embarassing. You're nice so, I'm sorry for making you feel uncomfortable."
>You stammer at first, but gain a layer of confidence and tell her its fine. You'd still like to try and give this a real try.
>Maybe it would be easier for her if you got to know each other at her place? Over coffee?'
>She pauses, and smiles wide at you, eyes predatory.
>"That'd be lovely~"

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>>6322605
>At her place
>After an hour of very pleasant conversation while you're stuffed between her gigantic tits
>The both of you retire to the bedroom
>Her bed is massive, and set directly on the floor. As she slams you down on it, you notice its one of those memory-foam body matching types of mattresses. So its like your sandwich between to heavy slabs of soft, yielding squish.
>She's grinding all over your, body a constant tidal wave of flesh over your body.
>She's moaning, squealing, eyes glazed over and tongue sticking out of her mouth.
>"Mmmmmnnn~ Sexy boyyyyy~" She moans.
>"Sexy little boyyyyyy~ Love me, love meeeeeee~"
>You realize her lust was so strong at this point it was turning her brain to mush. The intelligent conversations you've had with her this evening were a test of iron will, but now the wall crumbled away to release the mindless fuck-beast within.
>"SqueeEEEEZE me!" She cries, forcing one massive breast into your chest, bidding you maul it to the best of your ability.
>You comply, grabbing and pulling and pushing and squeezing.
>She goes even wilder, bringing her head down and kissing you.
>Her lips practically envelope your head. She's tasting you. And she loves it.
>"Sweet boyyyyyy~" She purrs. "Wanna squish you up foreverrrrr~"
>Eventually you wind up between her legs, humping away.
>You were worried with how big she was everywhere a regular human dick wouldn't do much for her.
>But she's a fountain, and the slightest contact is making her moan like a bovine.
>Eventually she erupts, and you swear you almost drowned as she gushes over you. You press tight and cum as well, grunting hoarsely.
>Afterwards you're both wiped out on the bed. You lay atop her, her slutty body your own personal mattress.
>She gently laps at your neck, and the both of you drift into unconsciousness...

Fin~

>>6275306
>Imagine getting a hand stuck in one of those flesh pockets.

>Her laughing and moaning as you try to pry yourself free, pushing against the mountains of jiggly flesh.

>Eventually you wind up even more stuck, so she chuckles and starts carrying you around like a living accessory through her day-to-day activities.

>And of course throughout all of this she's naked as a jaybird. Mancubi flesh can withstand bullet, so who needs a shirt?

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>>6322571
>>6321806

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>>6323111
Counterpoint.

>>6273020
nice

>>6273080
I'm working on it right now anon but coloring takes like five times as long as drawing it.


>tfw you were just memeing on /v/ and this is still going on.

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>>6324419
It's cool.

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Personal rule: never image bump with your "A" material.

I found this thread a few days ago and I'm already almost done reading all the stuff and faping to every pic.
Is there an archive of past threads or something?

>>6326430
Desuarchive.
Good hunting.

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here's what I got, let me know if anything looks fucked up

>>6328797
FUCKING YES

>>6328797
Hell yes

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>>6328797

>>6328797
>glow-in-the-dark boobs
Fun and functional!

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>>6328797

>>6273040
>>6273031
sligar is a god

>>6279499

this nigga dead

>>6272900

why is trash so fast now

>>6332929
Oh my
Source please?

>>6333567
Because this faggot >>6333546 just got off his ban and went straight back to bumping every thread he can bump.

Somebody just doxx this faggot

>>6318871

Easy.

Krampus (real tradition BTW) celebrations, obviously.

The Doom Demons would be huge fans of Krampus.

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>>6334956
Who could resist such a sexy beast?

>>6272900

>>6334974
>>6334956
Wait yeah this is perfect.

With the whole "Penitence" thing a lot of demons go into, the Krampus makes a great holiday figure. With some modifications of course.

>Baronesses showing up in the full costume, ready to 'punish' the demons who've been 'naughty' this year.

>>6321806
>>6322571
Why isn't this colored, dammit?!

>>6333919
Right in the filename.

>>6336097
Would you be so kind as to provide a link?

>>6336031
I want to be spanked by a baroness' giant, meaty hand.

>>6332929
That is a mighty sexy demon.
I wouldn't mind a few hours with her.

Demon dicks general when

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>>6337870
fine jesus fucking christ i'm sick of your shit already

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>>6336031

I want Krampus/Doom crossovers to be a thing.

He's the perfect holiday figure for them.

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This thread gives me

>>6336031
Yeah, it'd sit pretty well with many of them I imagine.

You might expect an awful lot of them to take to the Japanese/east Asian spin on Christmas as a couples holiday. That plus the secular western focus for the holiday season on friends, family, togetherness and kindness seems like it'd be good for creatures that might be worried about being accepted into a new society, and/or looking for an excuse to hook up with the oblivious cutie at the office.

>>6342372
[Levitates seductively]

>>6332929
Why must they always add giant ugly lips

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>>6345610
The hell you on about those dick suckin lips are to die for!

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>>6345610
To spite you.

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>>6345812
Ohh how i wish to see this in color.

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>>6345903
Same.

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>>6345973

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>>6346225

If it isn't instantly recognizable as a doom character it isn't doom. Half this shit is just fat bitches with horns and red skin. It's like the most halfassed bullshit an artist could do.
"What's a Mancini look like? It just a fat hoe with armcannons right?" "

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>>6347219

>>6347414
U mad?
It's true tho

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>>6347219
>>6347540
You asked for this.

>>6347590
Not that asshole, but I totally would.
No joke.

>>6347219
Ohhhh looky here boys, we got us a fuckin' expert!

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>>6347590

I want to fuck the hellknight.
>Summoning circle drawn intricately upon the floor surrounded by 7 tried of black candles layered on top of each other
>The scent of sacrificial blood on ointments blend with various incense fill the basement
>The conjurer rapidly turning pages of an ancient tome trying to blend the arts of summoning and binding a grey plain succubus and ripping a gateway into the 4th plain of hell scape into one
>To think, his mother had been write about the consequences of playing D&D
>This is going to be problematic, it's been far more trouble than he originally anticipated - he's been working on this spell for months now
>And to think, he almost made the mistake of going to /x/ for help
>But the true breakthrough had been uncovered while browsing furry porn in /trash/ and taking a wrong turn
>At first they had proved unwilling to aid him, telling him to "get gud" and spamming him with image macros
>But after long nights of discussing puffy demon vulva, they had relented and giving him a few pointers

>>6350161
>He reviewed the notes they had bestowed upon him for the hundredth time, even though the hastily scrawled words on the sheet of Torn paper had long engraved themselves into his eyes;
1.consult the ancient articles of incorporation incantation
2.delve into your shadow form, align your parodies into a conservative power structure
3.prepare the sacrificial gifts, circle of power, and reinforced bedsprings
4.???
5.profit!
>It had been backbreaking, but it was so very nearly ready.
>It was time to begin...

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am i doin it rite?

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>>6350346

>>6350346
>>6350363
You should feel fucking ashamed of yourself. Why did you even have those saved

>>6350161
>>6350240
That's an awful lot of hullabaloo for what amounts to a booty call.

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>>6350895
You gotta go that extra mile, bro.

>>6351778
She must give stellar handjobs.

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>>6272900
Do spider have puss puss?

>>6350422
>Not wanting to stick your dick in some thicc slime.

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>>6353360

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>>6354377
Don't you fucking lie to me.

>>6351778
She just resurrected my dick.

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>>6354678
Yeah, boy.

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Vulgars are <3, suckers.

Anyone into Doom Marine corruption?

Full demonic ritual style. Symbols, glowing lights, the works.

>>6358451
>The slayer allowing the forces of hell to persuade him

Son that's harder to buy than the entire premise of this AU we've constructed.

>>6359078

Doesn't have to be him. It can be a bunch of other Marines. We saw demonic conversion in "Doom 3" (that guy turning into a Commando, for example).

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>>6359363
Talk shit, get hit.

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>>6272900
>Hell Guard: "Ooh! What's going on in this thread?"

>>6360864
Debauchery.