HG thread
With him losing to him, this is the bad future right now. Only a few more chances before the school is gone.
>>6271045 (Belarus)
You heard that? In my defence, the anon was implying that I was sleeping with him, so I had to be a bit bold with that.
Yeah, you DO have a point there. The rivalry will end eventually, but with the way things are going... It's gonna be a bright future for everyone, actually! America and Russia being broskis...
>>6271050 (Most likely The Netherlands)
Yeah, Tim! It WOULD be bad for business if we kept having this rivalry of ours! Something about boycotting products or something... Hm... It wouldn't be that bad, would it?
Kek indeed. Shame it lost.
What happened to that Guybrush Threepwood avatar?
>>6271076
I asked him, he said he forgot so.. I dunno, maybe he's just trying to be nice?
>>6271083
I wouldn't call what Bang's doing a giggle.. He's shouting so loud too..
>>6271120
The guy with only one picture?
>>6271108
If this was 100 years ago I wouldn't care, Freddy. But the United Nations has been hammering on the arms dealing business and all that.
>>6271083
>Meme expert is bullying My Depression
>OK this is getting out of hand. The keks are coming in too fast and too hard.
Daily reminder that gyro zeppeli is the best zeppeli
>>6271083
It may be outdated but it's not lame in any sense. Forgetting that, you guys seem to be getting it together with your schedule.
>>6271069
>>6271118
Whoops
>>6271151
>not William
>>6271136
He had like 5, but still
>>6271151
>not bubbleboy
>>6271146
They have been? Well, when you put it like that, it's pretty obvious how bad the rivalry would be for business.
...Hey, but you can always sell some weapons to a specific side to make some profit, right? Patriotism and all that!
>>6271083
...I hate it when people laugh behind my back.
It sounds like whatever their laughing about, it must be about me... maybe it's my hair?
>>6271076
Nope. Depression, loneliness, not having self worth, being useless to society. Not to mention, having no one know who you are as a person.
>>6271153
Yay...
>Hakuno Kishinami
>>6271175
SHIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAA
>>6271153
I don't really need to study but.. Just to help you guys out I'll go.
>>6271108
Well, I was asleep when you said that, but you know, the gossips are spreading pretty fast, so...
That would be great. I want to have fun with both of you. I don't want to fight you. But...
>She seems sad
In the current world that's what I should do.
>>6271162
>not Bruno
>>6271153
And the school is saved by something else unexpected. Didn't even see it in my vision. Saw the roller costar happening though.
>>6271183
Just wondering where you went. I just finished Curse again and I got reminded of ya.
>>6271151
>>6271162
>>6271175
>Liking any zeppeli
>>6271134
I haven't dropped dead from using it yet, so probably.
But we'll see.
>>6271182
...So that's it, hm?
They're difficult problems, sure. ...Especially the last one, I know...
But I've dealt with that before.
>>6271180
I would be breaking two dozen international laws if I'd do that, gain a bad reputation and get embargos on my head quicker than you can chow down a Big Mac on Fridays.
Anyway, just lurking around here, buddy. Got an awesome deal regarding cloning machines thanks to one of Ludwig's boys....Just don't let him or else he'll be wanting part of the profits.
>>6271211
I just stopped using him. I ava Megaman and Starlord right now.
Good taste, btw. Curse is the best entry in the series.
>>6271203
Money wasn't enough for the cold-blooded woman. In general, it seems this night is more tense than the rest. School must be draining.
Is Shion still coming here?
>>6271250
yes
>>6271203
Y-you saw it and you didn't warn me?! Jeez.. Our legal department is definitely going to sue this park..
>>6271224
Well if the idea was to spread a virus or something there wouldn't be a point to giving one to me.
>>6271194
Gossip? Oh, that's right, everyone can hear whatever I say when I say it... Huh. I gotta be more careful with what I say, then.
>The hero smiles, beginning to pat Belarus on the back.
Oi, keep that frown upside-down! Even if we're gonna fight because of my relationship with Russia, it's not like I'm gonna MEAN it, right? Don't feel bad about it! Things change!
>>6271226
And that's pretty damn fast, so I see your point. We can always do it discreetly, but then again, doing things without anyone's knowledge is worse than doing it blatantly...
Who, Germany? I only saw him once around here, and that was when I was pretending to be Italy and calling out for him. I doubt that he's gonna be showing up anytime soon, y'know? And... Hey, that's actually a pretty sweet deal! How did you land that?
>>6271203
...I hate depression. Why, why... why.
>>6271224
Heh, that's cool to know... I guess. I mean, all these problems are just... just, I don't know. Idiotic.
>>6271241
Yay... someone acknowledged my existence.
But, not in the way I thought.
>>6271241
You guys earned yourself a break. Time to eat lunch for the first time. In it, someone wanted to make sure he didn't go to it. Love hurts but that's not the best thing to do. And depression is literally trampled away.
>>6271250
like once a month
>>6271270
...
You're right.
I need to stop doubting these things so much.
>>6271282
I don't know if I'd call them idiotic. They're torturous. Or at least they were to me.
Tch.... And what a waste I was...
>>6271286
From here on, I think I'll root for Misato. And my remaining districtmate.
>>6271286
The fifth day has only five students left. Hmm. They all seem upset about something today.
>>6271286
>Holy kek.
>With her dreams shattered, and nothing else to live for, Hakuno jumps off the school building.
Life... is way too cruel. And nothing is wor-
>>6271308
Yeah...
>>6271279
Let's just hope that things will change to better
Sooo, it seems like our battle is gonna start soon. Are you ready?
>>6271279
>While lighting his pipe inbetween a moment of amusement escapes the shrewd merchant, offering the self proclaimed hero a chuckle
I just asked. Promised him a cut of the profit and he gave me the address of his boss. Deal was done and I still was back home in time for supper. All in a day's work, Freddy.
I am not the world's leading merchant in fine goods for more than 400 years without a very good reason.
And uhhhh...Be a nice man and keep Ivan calm. I don't want the both of you fighting your little feud out in my backyard.
>Frowning his temples for a bit, he flips his cellphone open and after a lot of swiping and typing, he hits the ''send'' button, making Alfred's phone buzz
See those numbers, Freddy? That's AFTER all the initial costs are deducted. Now image how many burgers you can buy with that many zeros.
>>6271314
>Plays violin for the lonely vampire.
>>6271308
Besides Subaru's more foolish than he is dangerous, at least when you're his friend. Though it's good to be cautious, so I wouldn't worry about it.
>>6271327
And you keep beating yourself because things aren't fixed. But at the same time, you don't feel like you CAN fix any of it.
I spent months like that, you know....
>she revs the chainsaw
>>6271354
I don't know what I'd call my relations with him. Friend, maybe.
Cautiousness, sure. ...Hmph. I have a ways to go still.
>>6271352
I'm gonna need to teach a class on how to handle rejection.
>>6271375
Yeah... and then you try to end it all, but you don't have the balls for it. Worst kind of feeling known to man.
>>6271328
It will change for the better, and you have my word on it, dude.
Am I ready? Pfft! Are YOU ready? Come on, since when is the hero not ready? You know me better than that! Of course I'm ready! DURUFU~!
>>6271331
All in a day's work? Damn, man, I WISH I was good at business like you are! Not even the hero can be as... What's the word... Eh, good as you are! It's no wonder why you're the leading merchant fine goods if you're THIS suave! And to think that you've been doing this for 400 years...!
Don't worry about Ivan - all I have to do is give him sunflowers and vodka and we'll be best friends before you know it. Keeping him calm's much easier than you think, Tim. If all else fails, democracy's a good way to keep him down!
>With a quirk of his eyebrow, he checks his phone, and as soon as he sees the message, his eyes widen in surprise.
H-HOLY CRAP! I don't even think I can count that many zeros, dude! If you're gonna make that much money, then... What are you gonna do with it? Like, WOW! You're practically the richest man here now!
>>6271381
Not the best idea to have 'rain' in your name. That's just asking for a self-fulfilling prophecy. Poor Hsien-ko alone again.
>>6271381
Girl with the freaky hair got this.
>>6271425
Congrats Misato. Fitting that the only one wearing a uniform would win. Gonna need some help from you again though with your card.
>>6271425
Huh. Now that's an unorthodox death.
Good job!
And thanks for hosting, bucko!
>>6271375
Well you're probably not his enemy either way, but you still have a ways to go until what?
>>6271425
Congratulations Misato!
Thank you very much for hosting Garnet!
>>6271413
Of course I am ready. I was preparing for this for so long. You better watch your back, Alfred! And... is Netherlands here? Maybe he can join our friendly-deadly dance?
>>6271409
I nearly did once. The staircase was on my balcony, and it overlooks a large drop.
...I guess you can see, I didn't.
But... I'm glad I didn't. Something good came out of me not actually going through with it.
>>6271425
>>6271453
So I put my hopes into the right person...
Good.
Congrats, Misato.
>>6271453
Knew it.
Thanks and all that.
>>6271453
Hope you learned something.
>>6271413
>Shrugs
Buy myself a nice quiet house somewhere in Lapland where even Finland can't find me. Pay off Belgiums debts. Buy Luxembourg a nice car...and invest it, maybe?
Come on Freddy, you know me better than this. I am going to use this money to make more money. Might even run for president if I have enough
>He gives the hero a wink, hoping he gets the joke
I might even buy Russia enough vodka so that he won't even have TIME to think about starting a fight with you and Belarus. You know as well as I do that everything revolves around money.
>>6271453
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6271480
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6271453
Congrats, Misato-dono
>>6271480
Thanks for hosting, Host-sama
>>6271465
Whoa whoa whoa what? Friendly and deadly and dance is a terrible combination of words, comrade.
....I'm game. Let's join the next ''dance'' then. See if I still got what it takes.
>>6271453
Thanks...
>>6271470
Heh, hopefully... something good will come out of me not trying to end my life. Though, I don't have high hopes for it.
Nor, do I think the future will treat me kindly.
>>6271460
>>6271461
>>6271471
>>6271485
>>6271498
>>6271470
>>6271503
No problem guys. Thanks for playing.
>>6271461
Don't worry about that. It's something I need to focus on.
>>6271480
Thanks for hosting.
>>6271503
I didn't think so either, but ultimately, it got me out of my room after having spent so long in it.
You should stick around as well, Hakuno.
I'm off to get lunch, see you all later.
>>6271480
Thanks for hosting mate.
Hello!! What are you doing guys?
>>6271519
Yeah... see ya lat-
W-Wait a minute... gah. I might as well go back to hiding, got nothing else to do now.
>>6271545
Nothing right now.
>>6271545
Hello!. We are waiting for the next game!.
>>6271453
Yo! Congrats to Misato, and thanks for hosting!
>>6271465
I have eyes at the back of my head! You're gonna get the fight of a lifetime, but I've said that so many times you must be sick of it! I'm not the hero for nothing!
Yep, the Netherlands is right here! As soon as another game starts, you can bet all the knives you have that he's gonna join in!
>>6271484
Psst. If you wanna be on Ivan's good side, maybe you should pay off Ukraine's debts while you're at it. I can safely say that you're on the right track with the path you're heading!
>With a roll of his eyes, he laughs, giving the Netherlands a wide grin.
Who knows? You can run against Kanye West and win by a landslide in four years' time! It must be troublesome being you with all this money you've got!
Russia? Starting a fight with his little sister? Get outta here, man, he'd be focusing on me and me alone! I wonder how much vodka he'd need to be in a state like that. Buy him five sunflowers for good measure!
>>6271519
>>6271552
See you both later!
>>6271545
i feel like shit
>>6271545
Nothing.
>>6271545
Passing through on an errand run.
>>6271566
And don't think I forgot about what you did.
>>6271519
Hmm.. Alright, haha, you can be all mysterious with your soul searching.
>>6271510
Garnet.
>>6271545
Nothing much, dearie. How are you today?
>>6271545
Nothing
>>6271519
>>6271527
>>6271566
Thanks for playing. See ya, Uro.
>>6271545
Thinking about what to do. A lot of things on my plate.
>>6271587
Got a feeling you want something, Kaito.
I want Jill to fuck me with a strap-on
I-is it true that Garnet isn't Garnet anymore? That a new fag is playing them?
>>6271501
It would be nice to see you. Don't worry, my primary target is Alfred, so I will not try to hunt you down.
By the way, do you know where brother is?
>>6271566
Heh, never expected to see him. I wonder if there is any other countries here. I hope he will fight well, he is dutch after all. Dutch is almost germans, right? And germans are pretty good at combat
>>6271629
No.
>>6271566
Leeeet's not start on Ukraine. Unless you want to REALLY piss off Ivan. And I wouldn't mind being the boss of you, just like old times when you were still a kid. Much more adorable and less noisy aswell.
And about Ivan fighting his sister? Ivan fights bears, trolls and whatever he can fight in the woods all the time when he is REALLY, REALLY hammered.
>>6271629
maybe
>>6271563
Really? i join to the wait
>>6271569
Dont do it. feel like a bird or something better
>>6271578
Errand run? where? can i take photos?
>>6271588
Oh ma'am, today was a tired day, nothing more.
>>6271602
>>6271572
>>6271553
Ok...
>>6271629
Yes
>>6271629
I don't know
>>6271545
Wakin' up after havin' a rough time sleepin'.
>>6271603
Yes, I do! I want to know how you're doing! But.. Wait! 'You have a feeling'? You can see into the future so it's probably more than just a feeling.
>>6271629
>>6271656
>>6271644
>>6271651
>>6271659
Could you repeat the question?
>>6271651
I don't know.
My drinks getting low. Can someone fetch me another?
>>6271679
Are you, you? Or are you a clod?
>>6271643
Ivan? Probably wherever he is every Friday, Bella - facedown in the snow, without a shirt and with three bottles of voda in his system. Don't worry about him, he'll live.
>>6271679
YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
>>6271604
....Uh, what?
>>6271655
Not sure why you'd want to take photos of any of it, but feel free to. I'm going to make a stop here and have some soup real quick.
>>6271699
>And you're not so big!
>>6271702
that guy said he wants you to fuck him with a strap-on
>>6271688
As far as I know, there's only one of me. Think I leave this place so soon?
>>6271702
It's pretty clear what he said
>>6271716
Bigger than you
>>6271733
yes. Everything in my life has left me at some point, why would you be any different?
>>6271581
...
O-Oh. I wouldn't even dream of it, Urotsuki. Come back when you're done, you know I'll still be here for you to do what you said you'd do a long time ago...
>>6271643
Believe it or not? Kiku and Ludwig come here occasionally, and Canada resides next door. Arthur recently started coming here, too! Tim is Dutch, yes, but I don't think Dutch is related to German in any way. My geography isn't all too good at all, unfortunately.
...However, he's a real good fighter, if not a real good merchant! I bet you came to him a few times so you can buy some knives off of him!
>>6271645
Nope, you'd probably be doing him a favour, but I guess he'd be a bit upset that it wasn't actually Ukraine that payed him off. And I... Was I that adorable? I don't think I have too many pictures of me being a kid, now that I think about it. Might just go ask England for some!
...Yeah, but she's his SISTER. He'd probably be blubbering in another part of the house if she was doing what she usually does. Fighting? More like hiding. And I don't think I've ever seen him drunk, actually. From what I hear, he beat someone here at a drinking contest twice.
>>6271722
>>6271735
I understand what that person said. I am just... confused? No one just say stuff like that out loud.
>>6271743
How DARE you!
>>6271746
Oh why hello there, dearie! Have you see either Italy or the spider mother around?
>Test
>mfw I just fell asleep in my desk
>>6270328
>>6270339
...So this is how it feels winning without realising it. Thanks, I'll harvest all the mushrooms that I sow while sleepwalking.
>>6271783
Oh? Oh! Good morning, miss! I don't think I've seen Feliciano or the spider mom around here at all, unfortunately! Then again, I don't think I know what the spider mom looks like. She's the gal with the purple hair and that skull on her abdomen, right?
>>6271791
YOU ACED IT, ANON. YOU GET AN A+ FOR YOUR HARD EFFORT.
>>6271745
Because it's way easier to be different than you think. Sounded better in my head. Point is that I'm not leaving.
>>6271746
Actually Freddy, my father was born in Germany, he moved east at some point, rebelled against Spain, declared a free Republic..and a few years later he got shot.
I was there when they executed his assassin...Let me tell you Freddy, it makes the Saw trilogy look suitable for toddlers. And being siblings doesn't mean you get along, remember all the fights me and Belgium had? Exactly.
>>6271691
But I am worried, Netherlands. He hasn't showed up since the beginning of the week. I am really-really worried... What if something happened to him?
>She seems worried
>>6271746
Oh, there is a lot of countries here. I can't wait to greet them
I have no doubt he is a good fighter. He was a big colonial empire, wasn't he? To have a colonies you should be pretty powerful, I think.
>>6271804
Afternoon here, dearie, but regardless, I believe she is the one you're describing, though I do not know what's on her abdomen. It's considered impolite to look there, ahuhuhu~!
>>6271835
He had a snowball fight with Ludwig for years, which he won. Hell be fine, trust me....
...I can't stand girls being worried. Want me to look for him?
>>6271834
...Um. I don't think I was told about that particular chapter of history. I... My condolences regardless, Tim. That doesn't sound all too good at all. I can only assume that it was heartbreaking.
And the execution must've been absolutely horrible if you had to make a comparison like THAT! Jeez! And yeah, you and her get into fights every so often, but I'm thinking fist-fights for some reason. It's hard to imagine them having a spat like that, y'know?
>>6271835
A lot! And from what I hear, Italy was planning on coming here, but you didn't hear it from me!
I mean, well, he WAS an empire once. If you were to have an empire like that, you would have to be pretty powerful... Yeah! You would have to be pretty powerful, and considering that Russia once had one... Oh.
>>6271841
Morning here! Ten! I knew I was thinking of the right person there! However... When I say "abdomen", I meant her back. That huge skull thing on her back! I wouldn't look down there for the world, you know? That's totally unheroic!
>>6271879
Even though I am very worried about him, I should stay strong and believe in him. As you said, there is no way something happened to him... Let's just wait for him... He should be back any time soon... Right?
>>6271912
Ah, I see, dearie. I've never encountered a spider with such a self-explanatory abdominal mark, but it does make her easier to identify, ahuhuhu~!
...Hopefully she comes around soon.
>>6271912
I'd never hit my sister and if I find out Ivan raises even a finger agaisnt Belarus..Well he might find his vodka tap to run dry, if you get my meaning.
And he was hanged, drawn, quartered. Had his heart ripped out and thrown into his face. And then they lobbed his head off and put it on a spike. Obviously they can't do that anymore, but...Atleast he suffered a whole lot longer than my father.
His residential building? I preserved the bullet holed left behind, if you ever find yourself on the other side of the ocean, I'll show you.
>>6271918
Ivan's been missing in action before. He'll be fine, he's a big guy and he has snow flowing through his veins, Bella. Not literally, ofcourse, but. As you said, you gotta be strong. Ivan doesn't want you to be that worried, yeah?
Somebody have problems trying to post with the "post window" i cant: connetion error
>Lap restarted
>Modem restarted
>>6271962
I don't.
Have you tried deleting system 32?
>>6271912
He was an empire, yes. Looking at this empire there is no way to believe that this empire could possibly fall down. But Roman Empire fell. Because he let him to became decadent and weak. You should be powerful all over the time. And... Russian Empire fell with the exact same reason. He became weak...
>>6271953
Yes, you are right! Time to strengthen up!
>>6271940
Yeah! It's... Pretty worrying, if I do say so myself. It's alarming when you see a huge skull, y'know? I wonder what you'd even need to do to be gorn with such a thing... Could she be a Black Widow?
...She will, miss. No one's gone forever.
>>6271941
I mean, I'd be absolutely livid if I found out he lifted a finger against ANYONE. No sane person does that willingly, y'know? Just... Man. At least he's not THAT cruel, right? Right? It's good that you'll never do that to Belgium.
...In North Korea, they might. That was really brutal. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were just making this up, but... History's too wacky for me to doubt your claims a single bit.
On the other side of the ocean, huh? If I'm ever there, I'll give you a ring and I'll see where he is. It's pretty intriguing, in all honesty.
>>6271998
...I'd like to imagine he wasn't becoming weak and he just decided to let himself go for that extra challenge. Like, it was because of the Russian Revolution, right? Maybe... Maybe he decided to give the power to the people amd join them.
Hey, but the Roman Empire left a legacy of some sorts, right? I bet the Russian Empire's a chapter of history he fondly reminisces! But... I could always be wrong.
>>6271998
You're welcome, Bella.
>>6272005
You said it right, no SANE person. I don't think North Korea was ever sane in that aspect. And you shouldn't call him that. Heard rumours he doesn't like it. And I'm not making it up. Look the man up, Balthasar Gerards. That's how they dealt with high treason in my youth.
>He pulls the hero closer to him and starts to whisper
Good Lord, since when did Ivan had such a cute looking sister? I mean Ivan isn't ugly or anything, but... Jezus Christus!
>>6272005
It's possible, dearie, though there are many different types of spiders on the surface. The Royal Scientist described them to me one day and remarked how odd it was I did not match any of them, ahuhuhu~!
...Of course, then she started discussing spider characters in her favorite...oh, what word did she use? "Anime," I believe? Regardless, I left in a hurry. She can talk for hours about this "anime."
We can only hope, my dear...oh, dearie, I don't believe you've told me your name, nor have I told you mine! How rude of me; I'm Muffet, ahuhuhu~.
>>6272036
It was the Revolution after all. It means that he doesn't want to give the power to people. But he doesn't means to keep that power to himself. That's why...
Yes, falling of the Roman Empire build the Old World. The New Europe, where germanic nations are dominant. It's pretty huge affect on history, my friend. Americans are germanics too, after all. And Russian Empire affected the world too. Because of him... Because of his actions I live, for example.
>>6272043
Eh, I guess Japan left a real mark on him or something. North Korea'll be alright eventually. Specifically, Ivan doesn't like to be called a psychopath, so just don't call him that blatantly and you'll be fine, right? And I'll be sure to look him up sometime - he seems like a pretty interesting character.
>The hero blushes at the comments, but he nods his head and whispers to the Netherlands back.
Since the Kiev Rus days. She lived with me for a while after the Soviet Union fell, and I can confidently say this - she's cute. Why do you ask, man?
>>6272057
Huh, I didn't know you're friends with Kiku. It's weird to think about what kind of spider you three are, but I guess that it's a mystery that will never be solved.
Trust me, you were right in getting out as soon as you could. Anime, from an outsider's perspective, is really, really weird. Super weird. Cultural differences wnd the such, y'know?
It's the truth, after all! I'm sorry for forgetting my manners! I'm Alfred, but you can call me America if you want a name that rolls off the tongue! It's a pleasure to meet you, miss Muffet!
Host pls
>>6272125
>But he doesn't had means to keep that power to himself
>>6272128
Just curious, Alfred. You got a soft spot for burgers and being the hero, I got a soft spot for money and young girls that look cute. Sticks and stones, right?
>Also internet is being a shit on me, Will sign off for a few hours untill it behaves.
>>6272125
...Man, Russian politics are weird. I'm not good with history to begin with, but it seems like Ivan went through a hard time back then. Maybe I'm being a bit too harsh on him...
I mean, Russia IS a pretty large country, so it's natural he'd leave an impact if he was an empire. The Roman Empire did a lot of things, such as art and pots and stuff. Or am I thinking of Ancient Greece instead? I guess I can see why you like him now, Natalya.
>>6272152
Just try not to say any comments about her when she's here, alright? She's got her eyes on Russia and Russia alone. You've got the right idea there, I'd say. Sticks and stones, Tim. Sticks and stones.
>Alright then, man. I'll still be here when you come back, so I'll catch you later then.
Wake up HG!. is not time to sleep
>>6272208
>>6272208
Can't a girl just watch people talk?
>>6272219
>kissu
Slow today huh? That's good, I wouldn't want to see you guys dying again and again. How's the day been treating you guys?
>>6272208
Gimme five more minutes, dude. The hero's feeling a bit lazy today, and he feels like he earned it.
>>6272208
>z z z...
what?
>z z z...
>>6272208
I beg to differ!
>>6272198
The Russian Empire was huge, yes. But there was one problem. It was hard for him to keep the Siberian frontier for a long time. He even sold Alaska to you because of that. He was threatened by you and his disability to fully control the Siberia. You should know that power of an empire is measured by its productivity and defensibility. Russia always lacked the first. And after WWI it lacked the second. The Russian Empire and nowadays Russia are weaker that you thought
>>6272219
>>6272256
is not funny!
>>6272244
i'm good!
>>6272245
Fine..
>>6272219
>Throws coat over.
Falling asleep here..
>>6272301
You sure? You look a tad bit unnerved.
>>6272244
It's been fairly slow, but I'm proud to say that I feel somewhat at peace now. Heck, I've even been talking to a few old friends of mine. Good morning, Garma. How's life?
>>6272291
It WAS huge. After all, Russia's the largest country in the world. I guess that's where this whole rivalry thing kicked off, huh? As soon as he sold me Alaska, this whole situation happened. And, well, to be fair, you can't really be productive if your country's on two continents - defensibility would also be a problem, actually.
...He's weaker than I thought? But his pipe and intimidating aura says otherwise, though. Don't forget that he's the same guy that partitioned Poland... Twice? Thrice? I forgot.
>>6272301
Thaaaaank you. I'll be sure to give you a burger as a sign of thanks and goodwill.
And they said Friday would be more alive.
>>6272360
My good friend Alfred, It's good to see you again. Been a while,huh? Things have been getting better, but I was meaning to ask you something...
>>6272402
And I can say the same, Garma. I'm in a great mood today because I now know that someone doesn't hate me THAT much! But it's not about me, after all. What did you want to ask me, dude? The hero's all ears, and he's feeling particularly wise today.
>>6272394
We could always post ava wallpapers?
>>6272394
Kagamine gay
>>6272394
Hello!
>>6272394
>Considering Friday is the day where everyone finally get's to take a break from work, school and all that, it's most likely that everyone is just chilling in some way or another. That, and people may feel tired and want to get a good nights kip.
>>6272447
You're a popular guy,right? I'm sure you get a lot of fan girls and what not but...
>He nervously scratches the back of his head
...What do you do if you have a crush on someone?
>>6272128
Kiku? Dearie, this is Alphys we're talking about. I don't know of anyone named Kiku.
Yes, she's attempted to show me some anime. It was...strange, to say the least. Ahuhuhu~.
Alfred, is it? That's a very nice name, ahuhuhu~.
>>6272244
Quite fine, dearie. Yourself?
>Actually I could be better since my stomach issues are acting up right now, but meh.
>>6272473
i have no motivation to do anything
please help me
>>6272451
Someone could also, well, I don't know, host a game, perhaps, maybe, why not, shouldn't don't don't do not not they ?
>>6272454
No offense, but you seem pretty quick to draw conclusions.
>>6272461
Hello Schrodinger-Jödel-Nazicat-kun-chan-samedeshita. Genki ? How're you ? Fine, I hope.
>>6272473
I thought we could chill here. Is there some kind of dictatorship of youhavetoplaylikethatnotlikethat or an unwritten set of rules I am not aware of ?
>>6272509
Gyah! What sort of hellspawn are you?
>>6272473
>I can't escape this place man... dragon slaying and HGing is all I have.
>>6272360
Still, if Russian Empire establised full control of the Siberia earlier, it could have a huge impact on the Russia. He could be much more productive until 1914. And this is very important.
I think your rivalry started after the october Revolution. Alaska just became the diplomacy tool.
It is not a problem, actually. If he had a full control of the Far East, there would be no problem with defending and supplying Alaska. Because the fastest way to supply the Alaska is from the port on the Far East.
If you are speaking about the Patritions of the Commonwealth, then you should also remember, that in these patritions also participated Prussia and Austria (Only first and third)
In any case, Russia is having a hard time because you are rivals. That's why I want to protect him. I want to ease his burden.
>>6272541
>kissu
>>6272518
>I dunno. Go for a walk. That might help you feel refreshed.
>>6272524
>Nah senpai. Just play how you wanna play.
>>6272541
>I feel you.
>>6272473
(Correct!)
>>6272524
Im doing great! What about you?
>>6272539
"Hellspawn"? Dearie, that's quite rude of you. I'm just a simple spider, ahuhuhu~!
>>6272541
>hugs
>>6272550
>She wipes the kiss off her cheek.
Thank ya for the friendly kiss! Hehehe... say, have you seen Gunner around? I've been wanting to talk to her.
>>6272580
Not minding my own business, not as usual.
Also working.
>>6272518
Set goals everyday when you wake up, no matter what they are. It could be doing laundry, clean furniture, take a walk, anything! Even if you don't get reward, setting goals for yourself will help you get in the mood to work harder for yourself, Anon.
JUST DO IT!
Give me kissus
>>6272587
And thank ya for the hug.
>Also fuck my life, 7 dragons in the area... AHHHHH!!
>>6272602
>Pets
>>6272602
>kys
NOBODY HOSTING?!.
THEN I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS WILL HOST FOR ALL OF YOU!
FIRST 24
>>6272594
Working? On what? Something cool?
>>6272586
S-Spiders don't talk! and they aren't human sized..
>>6272492
Popular? Hm... Well, everyone here's popular in one way or another. I guess I get a few fans here and then... I got two here, actually! In fact, I--
>The hero's eyes widen before placing a hand on his forehead.
C-Crush? Oh, man, please tell me you don't have the hots for anyone here, or else this just got twelve times harder... If it's for who I think it is, I feel bad for you.
>>6272509
Hm? Alphys? I was joking when I was referring to Kiku, but I think... I think I might have heard of someone like that before.
Strange? If she showed you what I think she showed you... My condolences, miss Muffet.
It is? Well, I'm glad you think it's a nice name, miss! I'm proud to say that it's the best name a hero can have - honestly, Muffet isn't too bad of a name, either!
>>6272543
It started after the October Revolution? That was the revolution that kicked off the Soviet Union, right? Man, like... All of this information is hard to take in because I only know so much about Russia. All I know is that it's cold and huge - the Far East is where... Sakhalin is, right? Or is that the huge island above Japan?
Yeah, Prussia and Austria took part in it as well, but Russia was the guy that split Poland up with Germany, remember? He's still quite powerful even with people's help.
We're rivals, but... Trump might help us out on that, as much as I'm not looking forward to the future. I bet that if you try hard enough, Russia will bounce back and be his old self again, y'know?
>With a grin, the hero leans towards Belarus and whispers with a chuckle.
Who knows? Maybe, when you're done with that, he'll want to marry you~
>>6272619
Cirno
>>6272619
Alright then.
Robbie Rotten
>>6272619
Kagamine Len
>>6272622
Language.
>>6272619
Fighter
>>6272619
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>6272619
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>6272619
Starman
>>6272619
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6272619
Belarus
Finally, the friendly-deadly dance has started!
>>6272619
Jill Stingray
>>6272619
Garma Zabi
>>6272619
Alex
>>6272619
Capra Demon
>>6272619
Avenger
>>6272619
Haku Yowane
>>6272619
Lord Beerus
>>6272619
Siegbert
>>6272639
Is it German? Cause you know that is the best language! Next to Japanese of course.
>>6272619
Ruler
>>6272619
Aya Shameimaru
>>6272619
THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
>>6272630
Ummm...yes it's someone here. W-who do you think it is?
>>6272619
Courfeyrac
>>6272619
Shalashaska
>>6272619
Furry porn
>>6272619
Lum!
>>6272689
Last two syllables of America. It's her, isn't it? Damnit, Garma, you can pick from hundreds of other people here and you pick HER?!
>>6272619
Orange
>She falls out of a nearby tree with a loud scream and a thud
>>6272671
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's Japanese.
German's a beautiful language when it comes to poetry or philosophy; but that's about it.
>>6272733
>Runs over to help up then kissus
>>6272619
Sliver Queen
>>6272627
Perhaps in your world, dearie. Can't you be a tad more polite? Ahuhuhu~!
>>6272619
late Muffet
CHECK THIS!
>>6272743
I'M NOT FOOD!
>>6272776
>And forgot my image
>>6272762
Looks good!
Look out world, Robbie Rotten is on the loose, and is wilder than a moose!
>>6272762
Swap please.. They deserve the spot more..
>>6272665
>>6272733
>>6272762
blueberry snas a best alt snas
>>6272734
It's also a language of warriors you know! But gee whiz, Japanese is hard!
>>6272762
Alrighty, it's time to get to slaying!
>>6272733
Oh dear! I hope you aren't hurt, ma'am. Are you able to walk?
>>6272727
W-what? No! Absolutely not, we are not compatible at all, if anything we are rivals.
No...It's someone else, the problem is I'm to scared to approach this person. It's odd...I never been like this before.
>>6272754
Yeah, sorry about that...I guess as long as you don't try to wrap me in web, we can be in good terms. What's your name?
>>6272762
I'll just wait til the next one.
>>6272762
Ready as I can possibly be at this very moment.
>>6272802
Everything you don't know you will consider hard; everything you know you'll consider easy.
If by "language of warriors" you mean it's also an aggressive language, then I can do nothing else than agree with you.
>>6272630
>She chucled
I'd be very happy, Alfred.
>She became serious
But let's stop this lecture for now. It's time for fight!
>She smiled again
And I think you need some time to grasp all information
>>6272819
Don't worry, i'll get you in if you're late. Got nothing else better to do.
>>6272776
Why thank you, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6272762
....
>TFW the game goes crazy and erases everybody except the swaps
GIVE ME A MOMENT.
>>6272776
OK!
>>6272798
BIG HUMAN SWAPPING OUT FOR A TINY HUMAN. THAT'S CUTE!
>>6272849
>Somewhere in those pile of words, a late should be in there.
>>6272854
Ain't a problem.
>>6272798
Uhm. Thanks, I think? I'm just gonna get killed....
>>6272812
>After a second she kind of leaps to her feet, looking none the worse for wear.
I'm just too hungry to keep balance normally. Uh. Hi?
HELP THIS DATE IS GOING HORRIBLE REEEEEEEE SAVE ME SEND ME MAHIRUS
>>6272840
I know math and it's still really hard!
>>6272877
Shouldn't you, y'know, being trying to fix it? Jeez, at least try!
>>6272849
Then I will make sure to hold you to it. Don't forget, you know?
>>6272884
You think you know math; but you know nothing, Jödel Snow
>>6272877
>>6272733
...
Oh, man, that's beautiful. It's like I'm seeing a ballerina! The grace, the posture! I like it! Ten outta ten!
>>6272814
THANK YOU! God, I nearly had a heart attack from that thought! Whew... Man. I feel better now.
It's someone else? It's simple, dude. Act natural around her. It's like hanging out with your bros but with a girl. It's super easy in concept, but odds are that this gal makes you have butterflies in your stomach.
>>6272847
I bet you would, Natalya. I bet you would.
>The hero laughs, adjusting his glasses so they don't fall off.
I'm ready to fight ya, dude, but you know what they say: "Never bring a fist to a knifefight"! It's kinda unfair, don't you think?
And I'll need some time to think this through since most of it went through one ear and straight out the other. It's hard being the hero!
>>6272876
Er, right, hello and all that. Are you sure you're alright? You took quite the fall a moment ago and yet there isn't a scratch on you.
>>6272877
Man up, Anon. You brought yourself into this, now finish it like a man.
>>6272893
Trust me, I won't forget easily.
>>6272762
>>6272861
WE ARE READY TO GO!
>>6272877
>oh fug this date is goin down the shitter better tell my friends on 4chan
How did you even convince this woman to look at you, let alone agree to the date? Quit being an autism.
>>6272861
Big..? Human..? I think only one of those is true..
>>6272876
You're welcome..? You have a chance to win..
>>6272892
Mahiru please I can't take this any more. This blind date won't shut up and she's a messy eater.
>>6272928
Landwhales take what they can get.
>>6272924
Alright, off I go!
But before I do...
>Plants a kick me note on a random contestant.
>>6272893
Hey green hair girl, i have a question to you for my newspaper
Are you an Alien, youkai or what are you be?
>>6272924
NEVERMIND, THEN. Crap, this doesn't mean that she hates me, does it? Ah, man, I won with just my fists...
>>6272643
>missed game
win for me
>>6272928
I don't know how it happened, but I do know I regret it bigly.
>>6272924
>TFW THE SWAP FUCKING NAMES ARE WRONG
STOP THIS ALREADY!. ERRORS ARE NOT NICE!
>>6272924
This bloodbath was a murderous one.
Good luck to everyone who survived it.
>>6272908
>She kinda just lies there on her back, scratching her stomach
Is that supposed to be a good thing?
>>6272912
Well, I mean, yeah. It was just surprising. Isn't that how it works?
>>6272930
>>6272924
Nope....
>>6272940
Oh suck it up! Listen to the other me, and finish it like a man!
>>6272928
It's clearly Souda, he's good looking and charismatic. I'm sure he's fine.
>>6272924
>>6272965
Ah.. Never mind.. My spot is as worthless as me..
>>6272897
Hey! I know plenty of stuff! Like how to kill a person in the quickest way possible.
>>6272956
Damn... You are really strong. As expected from the superpower. Ugh, it's gonna be hart for me to compete with you. But I'll win no matter the cost!
>She smiled
But thank you that you take my efforts seriously and don't hold off on me. That's exactly what I need!
>>6272940
>>6272971
Speaking the truth right here.
>>6272924
>>6272963
I have no issue against you..whatever you are. But I prefer staying alive, and if that means to kill you with my own hands, so be it.
>>6272924
WELL.. THE ERROR SWAP NAMES ARE GONE
>>6272908
This person is different than most, It's something I can't put really describe. I tried talking, but was pretty much shutdown.
>>6272630
You have, dearie? Has she been here prior?
No, dearie, it was safe for children, don't worry. Though that does remind me of a time when she accidentally showed the King some rather...risque anime. Both their faces were so utterly red, ahuhuhu~!
Oh, why thank you, dearie!
>>6272814
Don't worry, dearie, I only do that to beings I dislike. The name is Muffet. And your's?
>>6272952
Green hair? Alien? Yokai? Hmm. I would prefer it if you called me Lum, you know?
>>6273025
"Light Seal", eh?
I don't like the sound of that...
If anyone asks what happened here, we'll say Ocelot did it.
>>6272965
I'm certain that most people wouldn't even be able to move after a drop like yours. Are you 100% sure you're okay?
>>6273025
I cannot afford to rest and eat up. Not while there is still work to do!...I will be taking this for later.
>>6273025
>Skip peace
test
>>6273060
Let me make one thing clear: I do not trust you, Wolfskin. That does not mean I am not willing to work together for a better cause. Keep your end of the bargain and I will honour my part.
>>6273038
T-that's reassuring...It's Garma. Were you always like this or...
>>6272985
That's right. I forgot you killed like you breathe. A natural killer.
>>6273018
Take care going through the arena. Nobody that killed me lived long enough to brag about it.
>>6273060
Ooooh! A Desian?
Now that sounds like a rather villainous title!
Robbie Rotten, the Dark Desian!
>>6273060
DAY 3!
>>6273047
>She looks around at her self for a second, before pulling a stick out from her shorts and flicking it away.
I'm pretty sure? It never bothered me before, at least.
>>6273088
DAY 4!
>>6273088
Ah. It seems the title of Desian brings about some kind of unlucky curse with it...
Drat...I kinda liked "Dark Desian", too...
>>6272965
Yes, it's a good thing! I've seen a lot of landings in my time, and it's safe to say that that was one of the best ones I've ever seen! If I had a medal, I'd give you a gold one!
>The hero claps, wiping a single tear from his eyes.
Man, such talent should be a crime!
>>6273001
What can I say? I don't call myself the hero for no reason! You've got a long way to go before you can beat me, but things change! Call it a hunch!
>He laughs.
Of course I'm taking your efforts seriously! With enough hard work and determination, you'll be on my level in no time!
>>6273025
...
How do I use this, and how do I beat up bad guys with it?
>>6273037
"Different than most"? Oh, boy, here we go. If she's an emotionless, stoic kind of person then you should probably find out what interests she has--
...Wait, are you planning on being in a relationship with her, or do you just want advice on what to do?
>>6273038
Hm... Maybe. All I know is that miss Toriel said something about her before.
...I wonder what she showed you, then. Beyblade? Pokèmon? Hetalia-- Nah, nah, get outta here, Alfred, there's no way she showed her that. I bet that she showed the King /that/ anime, but those kinds of things aren't something I should get into!
No problem, ma'am!
>>6273088
I-Illya! Come back, dude, I'm not gonna hurt you! Don't run away, I just wanted to talk to you...!
>>6273084
I thank you for the warning. But know that I will never boast about killing someone for the sake of survival. Conflict is a tragedy and every casualty a dramatic act.
>>6273088
A Levin Sword! This shall supplement my array of arms immensely!
And we're back.
>>6273111
DAY 5!
>>6273141
DAY 6!
>>6273084
Thats not a bad thing is it?
>>6273127
You're right. You picked that bag before I landed an hand on it, therefore I deserved not to get it. As for being killed, accident happens. Let's see how good you'll ultimately do !
>>6273133
Feeling good ?
>>6273126
I'd like food a lot more, really....
>>6273141
This is quite unsettling. I feel from just a few days of training herethat I have learned much more than I did in years back home....I am about to receive a misfortunous event, don't I?
>>6273083
What do you mean, dearie?
>>6273126
The Queen was here too?!
Oh, dearie, I barely recall the name. It started with "Mew Mew," I believe?
>>6273126
I am very pleased to hear that from you, Alfred
>She seems happy
But it's time for me to go to sleep. Good night, everyone!
>>6273157
NIGHT 6
>>6273160
This isn't good nor wrong. Putting your skills to good use seems to be a logical conclusion.
>>6273107
>He frowns for a moment contemplating how that's possible, then pulls back to a smile
Well, that's ... bizarre to say the least, but in any case I'd like to ask who I owe the pleasure of meeting in this unusual fashion.
>>6273173
>
>>6273126
Heh, just some advice will do. You have experience in these sort of things,right?
>>6273173
Were you always a giant spider? Or were you created in some lab?
>>6273164
I'm very good, thank you for asking.
I trust all has been well here?
>>6273164
I am sure you would beat me on more fair terms. But that is not the issue at hand now. I look forward to the occassion we test eachothers might...God knows I won't be as lucky next time.
>>6273171
>Forgot image
>>6273179
..I will regret this. In a moment of weakness, I forged an alliance with a potential enemy..No, this will not do for long. But it will for now.
>>6273179
THE FEAST!
>>6273179
>Furry porn obtained the title of Dog Lover
>>6273212
DAY 7
>>6273212
We will work together...But I will be watching you, stranger. Any man who proclaims himself as a hero is either a fool, a traitor or misjudges his own ability.
>>6273190
Huh? What?
...Oooh. Uh. I just call myself Orange. Hi?
>>6273175
>Shivers
Bye.
>>6273215
>>6273203
It has not been very lively but it was still good, I guess. Hopefully more people will come soon, just like you did.
>>6273204
>>6273230
I knew it. Didn't foreseen you'd be betrayed. Bad karma ?
>>6273230
ARENA EVENT!
>>6273141
Ow. Ow. Using ice doesn't really help me at all, dude, it just makes it STING.
>>6273168
...Food? Eh... I have some food if you want some instead, but I dunno what you're allergic to. Gotta make sure no one dies, y'know.
>>6273173
I mean, yeah. I saw her a little while ago! Is something wrong, miss?
Mew Mew...? I... I don't think I've ever heard of ANY anime starting with a title like that. It must be some hidden treasure or something! A collector's item!
>>6273175
And it's safe to say that I'll honour your wishes, 'kay? Ciao, Bela! I'll see you next time, alright? The hero'll always be here!
>>6273199
Well... France does, but I guess I know a little bit about this stuff. What kind of advice do you want, dude? Love? Ways to make her like being around you?
>>6273212
>>6273231
Dude, I'm totally a hero, don't worry about it! I'm a bit of a ditz at times, but you shouldn't doubt my ability to be good at what I do, y'know? Trust me, I'm not gonna backstab you--
>>6273230
CRAP. The ONE time I slip up and step on an explosive and it's the same time I tell someone I'm the hero! Amazing!
>I'M THE HERO~!
>>6273184
A lot of people seem to freak out tho.