ERP Thread Since the last one died out and no one bothered

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>died right after I started posting
(Does mod-kun want me gone)

>>6269703
It was on page 11

>>6269703
>headpats
hi cute fronk

>>6269703
>rapes the cute Fronk

>>6269703
I need you to post the Mado bunny suit picture again please.

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>>6269703
>Sleepy pats

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>>6269709
(Joking)

>>6269731
>

>>6269719
>Little did the anon know that I consented the entire time.

>>6269715
(Howdy m8)

>>6269738
>You've met your match, sleepy boat.
>She yawns and gives a pat right back.

>>6269754
how are you?

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>>6269754
>It can't be!
>Boat lazily rubs her hands over you.

>>6269759
But we both know you're gonna win.

>>6269759
I bet I'm bigger.

>>6269754
>Consent
My one weakness! How did he know?
>The anon screams and flails and claws at the sky as he melts into a puddle of viscous goo

>>6269754
Thanks.

>>6269798
>Kissu boat tush

>>6269798
>snaps a picture

>>6269817
>Presses booty against face.

>>6269849
Hey if you were going to take a picture you could have let me pose.

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>>6269781
(Horny. Also pretty decent. How are you?)

>>6269811
(Damnit, I'll never get manhandled at this rate)

>>6269798
>Alright, maybe not exact match.
>Mado starts to sweat bullets as the hands crawl up and down her body, the touch as warm as it is alien to her.
...you win...
>She gives the boat a soft poke to the cheek.
>#ComfortZone

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>>6269872
What are pictures.

>>6269872
>Rubs cheek against booty with a stupid grin on face

>>6269875
I'm also pretty decent. And horny, no fap November is a change of pace.
Are you still on mobile / without your Jack folder?

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>>6269875
>Content in her victory she nuzzles against the poke.
Come here, hug me.

>>6269887
>Wipes off the stupid grin with booty.

>>6269875
I want Fronk to cum

>>6269872
I could have, but the element of surprise is always the best.

>>6269937
>takes another picture

>>6269937
>Having more booty pressed against him than he can handle, the anon goes into booty overload and ascends into the heavens above, stupid grin and all.

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>>6269929
(Dunno why you'd come here if you're doing NFN, I know I couldn't. A month is too long to abstain from beating off.)
(Yeah, I'll be home tonight. Only have a few characters right now.)

>>6269945
(And how are you going to make that happen?)

>>6269937
>Hugging is dangerous, she thinks, so many things to accidentally touch, and make people mad...
>But she gives her eyes a bleary rub and nestles herself in, arms wrapping around Shimakaze and squeezing just the slightest bit.
...thanks. Most people don't...touch me.

>>6269987
You want me to make you cum?

>>6269987
Both because I think I enjoy tormenting myself and to test myself when exposed to some arousing stuff. The current state of the threads help me out because it's been pretty dead most of the time or filled with shitposting.
Alright, I'll be around.

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>>6269949
Hmmm.....
What are you taking these pictures for anon?

>>6269952
>Shimakaze fires off a 21-gun salute in tribute to the fallen anon, except instead of bullets she uses used panties.

>>6269987
Mhm, i usually don't like to touch people but...
>She squeezes the girl, gently stroking her pig tails.
You're so snugly! I have no idea why nobody would hug you.

>>6270067
>The anon salutes this display of panty flinging atop of his cloudy perch. He gives himself a moment of silence while he grieves that he will no longer find a booty as wonderful as the boat's he just molested, making a single tear run down his face.

>>6270067
Hm..
I could be a pervert that wants to take pictures of you.
Or I'm trying to record the form of the best boat for the sake of history.
Who can say, really?

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>>6270040
(Yes sir yes please)

>>6270047
(Good luck with your sexual torture)

>>6270067
I'm odd.
>The voice is low and guilty sounding, but fades off into a dusky purr as her hair is stroked, making her cheeks turn a ruddy color.
>Her hands slip a bit lower down Shimakaze's back, unsure of where the line of decency lies here.
Do you not like people...?

>>6270165
Fronk you're lewd

>>6270165
>Open cup lingerie
Dammit don't make me want to lewd Mado.

>>6270165
I'll need it.
>He extends his hand like he's going to pat Mado's head but instead runs it down her right cheek, circles his finger across her chest where one of her nipples are, and progresses down to her side where he pokes her to see if she's ticklish.
Good luck with getting off too.

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>>6270188
(Yes I am)

>>6270198
>not already wanting to bury your face in that DFC while you mating press her hard enough to get her legs shaking in the air
(Ess Emm Aych fampai)

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>>6270104
>She could felt a single drop of rain on her face, making her cheeks wiggle just slightly.
Rest easy, sailor.

>>6270157
I could say!
You look awfully perverted.

>>6270165
>Shimakaze gently moves down her neck and on to her back, casually rubbing along her spine.
Well its not really a dislike, I'm just a loner by nature. Its how I was designed I guess.

>>6270293
>Mating press with legs moving around in the air
I'm am THIS close to pushing you onto your back and doing exactly what you described.

>>6270315
Me? A pervert? Not at all.
>He wags his finger, grinning.
I'd say you're the pervert here, dressed so skimpy. I could see your ass from a mile away in that outfit.

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>>6270320
(Come on, you can't possibly have equipment big enough dot her eyes with hearts when you start carving her out and snarling like an animal, that would be silly)

>>6270315
...me too...
>Mado shivers with every vertebrae the fingers move past, legs starting to shake a bit as they near her tailbone.
>Her nose suddenly presses to the boat's, and her anxious maroon eyes give her a vulnerable stare.
Maybe we can be alone. Together.

>>6270291
>The nipple hardens as he brushes against it, but any modest squeaks she has is smothered by her laughing, hands immeditely brushing his away.
St-stoppit...

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>>6270397
Not at all huh? What do you call taking pictures of girls without their permission?
>She looks down at her uniform, twirling around and inspecting it.
Whats wrong with the way I dress? I think its a pretty nice design. Its better for drawing the enemy's attention.

>>6270416
>With his hand removed from her side, his other one is quick to simulate her other nipple in a similar way as before; fingertip teasing the budding flesh.
Ooh, glad to know you're sensitive.

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>>6270416
Together huh...
>Her fingers continue to trace downwards, stopping just above her butt, then sliding straight back up. Mado's eyes looked soft, like a confused puppy. She just couldn't resist giving her a quick peck on the forehead.
Deal.

>>6270499
Lewd bunny boat.

>>6270416
>Heart shaped pupils
>Without tongue lolling out of her mouth while fling spit everywhere each time the prick pounding into her crashes into the end of her womb
You almost had me there. Almost.

>>6270472
Art! Or as the paparazzi call it, business.
>He watches her intently with his hand stroking his chin as she twirls around.
It's very lewd. But as a man, I have absolutely no problems with it! It draws my attention perfectly!

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{I return from the grave}
{ooooo}
{Yeah Im here to finish scenes from yesterday and bring out the typefucking}

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>>6270516
(Darn it, shouldn't have forgotten the tongue)

>>6270490
>Stiff to the touch, the eraser buds strain to meet his finger tips, and Mado rocks on the balls of her feet as she tries to bit back little piqued sounds
...
>She looks disgusted with herself for the arousal, but allows him the canvas if her chest, and everything in between.
>Her own smaller hands reach up to close around one of his, holding it closer to her.

>>6270499
>Even a peck seems enough to leave her feeling like Jello, her face heating up to near boiling temperatures as she processes the feeling of soft lips pressing to her flat forehead.
>The tips to her fingers press into the boat's tush, but she seems much more focused on her face, the look indeed resembling something if a lovestruck puppy.
...
>Leaning forward, she lays a feather soft kiss onto her lips.

>>6270583
I remember being interested in Kindred. I can assume what happens when you choose swift release, but what about the hunt?

>>6270583
I'm still around to do the Patchouli scene homeslice.

( https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6253324/#6257866 )

>>6270583
(Spooky/10)
(https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6253324/#6258201)

>>6270583
You doing alright senpai?

>>6270619
Without the tongue, it's just not a proper ahegao now is it? Of course, even while I'm slamming into Madotsuki and filling her little hole to the brim, I could always land a sloppy kiss onto her and force that tongue out. Or maybe it'll come out on its own when I fill her up with a massive amount of thick, pearly white seed that'll leaver her dripping for weeks. Who knows.

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>>6270641
{Well, considering how dominant she is, chances are her wolf will hunt you down to drag you back for her to fuck.}

>>6270686
{Yeah, probably won't show up around here as much because I want to spend time with Gage more. I think that'll help me not be attached so hard to this place.}

>>6270619
>Licking his lips, the man withdraws his finger before her hands could close around his.
That should keep you longing for more. I'll be back, cutie.
>This is the part where he actually pats her on the head, grin still promiment on his face, and fades out of view like he was never there.
>Operation: Tease is complete.

>>6270697
Take care of yourself EGG, there's nothing here worth being attached to, especially lately.
t. someone who still uses this shithole too much

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>>6270583
(Did you ever want to resume Kuroe and Chara)

>>6270714
>t. someone who still uses this shithole too much
aye brother.
keep the peace eggwoman and don't get scrambled

>>6270697
Would you be alright with Kindred, then?

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>>6270705
...
>A very hot and bothered Mado sighs, and falls back to her bed.
>That you did, Anon.

>>6270696
(Both sounds pretty appropriate, I do hope you've got a big enough member to satiate her thirst and get that tongue dangling like it needs to be)
(She'll need plenty of kisses and encouragement to get those legs open, though)

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>>6270660
{Yay!}
>The lovely scent of lavender greeted his nostrils as he carried her to her room. Patchouli gently nodded her head to his words, still out of it and sick from the sudden accident in the library. When he offered to put the oil on her arms himself, she looked relieved. A pleasant smile filled her face, and she gently nodded, sitting up on the bed so she could lean against the cushions. She spread her legs so she could feel her thighs, wincing as she realized there was bruising under the surface.
"You'll need to rub some here, too. It's awfully sore from me landing so rough, and the pelting of those books."

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>>6270668
{SPOOKS}
>Shaking her just made her sport a wider grin, and she practically cackled, grabbing him on both side of her face as she leaned up. Her eyes sparkled, and she felt powerful, knowing that she had something like this to hold over him.
"You have another side, yknow! And he's so fun to play with! He feeds me tons of mana! And he likes me! So sometimes, I like to play with him more than you! He at least listens to me better!"
>She stood on the tips of her feet so she could be at eye-level with him, giggling madly with this new tidbit of information, giddy with it.

>>6270714
>>6270749
{I'm gonna at least bring some typefucking here when I can. I'll do my best to not have another breakdown. The support of people from here giving me advice plus my fiance has helped with that, and I am glad.}

>>6270724
{Heck yeah! But I barely remember most of it, except them talking about mana and determination, and Kuroe kissing Chara's head I think? to show Chara what Kuroe meant by mana-taking.}

>>6270752
{Of course, what did you have in mind?}

>>6270770
Hmm. I supposed a single kiss on the cheek won't suffice. Maybe I'll need to keep her on my lap while my hands slowly trace around her sides and my kisses get placed on various parts of her body. Her small, round butt can get a feel for how big it really is should she decide to grind up a bit against it.

I wanna cum on EGG's tits

>>6270855
She's pretty fat, though. Right now anyway.

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>>6270513
No u

>>6270520
Oh well, thank you!
I like to think my design inspires ordinary citizens as well. If you want pictures of me though sure you can look up tons on the internet.

>>6270619
>Getting so red just from a kiss, she really has been alone. The ship returns the kiss, pressing her soft lips together with Mado's and using just a bit of tongue. At this point she too was blushing just slightly, brushing her hair to the side.
You've really been longing for affection, haven't you?

>>6270874
I don't give a fuck

>>6270874
>implying I don't like that

>>6270882
It's pretty bad, you know?
I bet you wouldn't even sport a semi if you see her naked.

>>6270904
My dick becomes diamonds seeing her in a bra tho

>>6270877
>Hugs her hips and kiss's her butt

>>6270913
Post pics pls

>>6270913
In a bra.
Not naked.

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>>6270921

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>concern for this conversation about EGG's chub

>>6270788
>While searching the room for her oil, he allows him to enjoy the aroma of lavender that lingered on his nose. Not long enough to distract him but just enough to leave him with a pleasant reminder. He turns around when she mentions another spot he needs to rub, glancing down and suppressing another blush when he catches sight of her thighs.
..As you wish, Miss Knowledge.
>He retrieves the bottle of oil from a cabinet and approaches Patchouli, sliding off his gloves and sliding up the bottom half of her robes. Anon doesn't speak in order to steel his will and simply begins from the most troublesome place first, lathering his hands with the oil before massaging her thighs with gentle yet firm strokes of his hands.

can we not be creepy about egg please

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>>6270850
(She'll be like a ragdoll in your arms, all yours to nip and kiss and push at)
(I'm sure she'll get a feel for it while you bounce her around in your lap, patting and smooching so kindly)

>>6270877
>She parts from Shimakaze looking winded, cheeks bright red and thin strands of saliva still connecting their mouths, broken eventually by her hot breaths.
...some people aren't meant to be with others.
>The depressing statement only sounds half convinced, loins far too heated ti be down on herself.

>>6270922
I've never seen her naked, anon

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>>6270838
What do you mean by another side? I need to--
>He enters the same state as before, only this time he gently took her hand and placed it on his crotch.
...weaken...
>He snaps out of it before whatever kept making him pass out could finish sending her a message, but it seemed clear enough regardless. Feeling something, he looks down to see his hand still holding her hand to his crotch, instantly letting go and jumping back in surprise.
Wh... what the hell?!

>>6270877
There's no need for that! As a photographer, I must obtain pictures of you on my own!
>With his bold movements, he attempts to lift her skirt to inspect her rear and the thong underneath!
That's the nature of my art!

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>>6270838
(We can start fresh if you want, or wing something from there. Also, did you want a male or female? Don't remember asking your preference.)

>>6270972
I wonder what she'll do when my large, thick member becomes too hard for to stay seated on. Will she ask me to show her what's hidden within my pants? Or will she already know what it is and start tugging at my fly as quickly as possible, just so she can give it a good lick?

>>6270929
9/10, would nuzzle into

>>6270838
Not much, to be honest, all I can think of is stepping into her territory. What settings do people usually play when in sessions with her?

>>6270838
This is extremely random, but does your name start with a V?

>>6270929
MILKY WILKY

YUMMY CUMMY FOR MUMMY TUMMY

Is that fucking faggot trap cat around?

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>>6271089
No, it starts with an E. Duh.

>>6271130
Hey Peridot, you should see how far you can take my balls down your throat

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>EGG.jpg

>>6271147
Don't give that sociopath (You)s.

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>>6271160
>"I WOULD DRINK HER PISS"

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>>6270952
>Patchouli had to remove her stockings so they wouldn't get in the way of the oil, which meant her thighs were no longer being squished, and gently jiggled under the strokes of his hands. She took her hat off and sat it to the side, undoing her hair so it could spread out freely across her pillows.Leaning her head back, she watched him work, smiling as the warm oil soothed the aches in her legs. She jerked up realizing that her back hurt as well...hell, everything hurt. Which meant she would need him to rub it everywhere else.
>She reached out to pat his head gently, that pleasant smile still melted onto her face.
"Thank you so much, my dear assistant. You're very helpful, and I am grateful for that."
>She cooed. His fingertips brushed against her..more sensitive area, and she jerked up in surprise, her face turning a tiny shade of pink before she took a deep breath to calm down.
"D-don't mind that..I'm not used to someone doing this for me."
>She quickly tried to excuse what she just did, making a tiny chuckle.

>>6271160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rGKXner5Ig

>>6271113
that's not nice!

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>>6271147
E-Excuse me?
Why would I put your rubber spheres in my mouth?
Is this some human sport? Hold on, let me use your Guggle. Why do you even have that thing? It's not smart to keep your civilization's information available to anyone.
>Peridot starts Guggling "balls+down+throat+sport"
>Realizing what he meant after a short pause, Peridot glances at him.
...I-I'll have to decline your... 'Suggestion'?
Er, w-whatever you call it.

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>>6271089
{Nah, that would be cool though, mainly because a lot of names with V are pretty cool.}

>>6270978
>Even when he jumped back, Kuroe followed suit. Her hand latched onto his crotch, grinding her palm into it as she giggled and kissed his forehead. She fell back onto her feet so she could nuzzle his chest, looking up at him innocently, except for that smirk on her face.
"Oh, you didn't knooow? He's a sweetheart! And he knows how to take care of me without hurting you! You should let him out, I promise, it will be quick~"
>She purred out the last few words, taking his other hand into her own. Bringing it to her mouth, she latched onto it, suckling onto two of his fingers while she batted her eyelashes.

>>6271030
{How about we start fresh? I'd like a male one, but either one is fine with me!}

>>6271260
>Pushes into a pool and runs.

>>6271245
It's in an endearing way though.

I didn't get a chance last time to pound that phat girly ass and I really want to

>>6271316
EGG don't give him (You)s. The only way to make ERP better is to not give people like Peridot any attention.

I'm feeling lewd.
Anyone up for some titplay?

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>>6271316
>Splats with green ink
>Yells obscenities at

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>>6271316
(Sounds good)
>Dressed in nothing but his oversized sweater, Chara near silently padded out across the linoleum tile of the kitchen floor, on the hunt for chocolate as he always was at this hour of night.
>Convinced he's alone, his SOUL begins to quiver as he catches sight of a cookie jar atop the fridge, just out of reach of his wriggling fingers.
>Up on his tiptoes he snatches and grabs at the sugary treasure chest, huffing after every miss.
Dern it...

>>6271230
>The assistant gulps at the sensation of her thighs under his palms, soft and pliable to the touch as he thoroughly lathers the afflicted areas with oil. He hasn't collasped into a pile of embarassment and hormones yet, so far so good.
>Although having her pat his head causes him to adopt a coy smile, closing one eye in happiness.
Think nothing of it, Miss Knowledge. I'm here to serve you in sickness and in health.
>His joy over being praised and getting to touch her like this causes his wandering hands to linger over "that area", causing him to jerk his fingers away like he burned them; face colored a dark shade of red.
W-will do. I.. would be glad to do this whenever it's needed.
>He replies hurriedly, deeming her thighs and legs taken care of before moving on to her arms; starting with the right one after applying a fresh layer of oil on his hands.

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>>6271341
This guy's got the right idea. I'm gonna make this anon part of my staff. EGG, you're a great gal. I love ya! But, you can't be giving out (You)s like that. You just can't. We can't let HG beat us in (You) trade. Guys like Peridot who are in our great thread making everything worse? We gotta get 'em outta here! Get them out of our thread and put them behind that wall! They're in our thread taking our (You)s, causing trouble, causing drama. We can't have that. If we want to make ERP great again, we gotta get guys like him out!

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>>6271316
...without hurting me, huh? Making me lose my levels is not considered hurting these days? What if I hold "him" in, huh?
>While he had no issue mouthing off, he didn't want to admit that for some reason he felt far more sensitive than usual, feeling pleasure from as little as the suckling of his fingers, let alone the hand on his crotch. He tries to force it off, but for some reason he seems unable to despite of their size difference.

>>6271349
Cute feet.

>>6271403
Don't.

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>>6271390
(Keeping boypussy here safe as always, Mr. President)

>>6271390
For curiosity's sake, Mr. President, if Peridot will be put behind the wall that Vino has to pay for, do they both have to pay for it or is it still just Vino?

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>>6271390
>mfw Trump hates me
And no tears were shed.
>>6271403
N-No you

>>6271390
Trump now that you're president elect what shitposters do you plan to take down with Putin's aid?

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>>6271390
{Oh, okay. I gotchu, Trump}
>>6271067
{I couldn't find your post for a second rip--}
{I've only played once, and she just straight up pinned the anon down and raped them after using the arrow to shoot an aphrodisiac into them. The person who requested her wanted a dominant rapist, basically.}

>>6271442
Thanks. But yours are cuter. They're small and pretty.

>>6271459
Stop giving it attention.

>>6271316
(Heya heya heya. Want to continue?)
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6253324/#6258124

RIGHT WING DEATH SQUAD WW@

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>>6271459
L-Lies.

>>6271467
(Someone else take over the character then.)

>>6271492
Truths. Do you and Lapis ever play footsie?

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>>6271421
Good job there, Fronk. Keep doing our great thread proud. You're doing everyone a valuable, it's why everyone loves ya! We gotta be open to everything. We can't just be vanilla. We gotta offer all sorts of fetish for everybody. You go over to HG, what do they have? They got anime girls. They got Lenny. They got anime boys. They got dogs. Cats. It's a variety of stuff. You look at our thread and we got vanilla and we got drama. We can't have that. We need more.

>>6271428
We're going to build a great wall. It's going to be big enough that you can see from outer space. From whatever terrible planet that Peridot is from, you can bet they're gonna see it. Nobody wants him around. Who wants him around? Nobody. We got the nicest people in the thread, I'm talking the nicest people, hating his guts. Jiro? Hates him. EGG? Hates him. Ragyo? Hates him. I could go talk to my staff on Discord and nobody wants him back either. The one guy I think actually likes having Peridot around is Bolin and nobody wants him around either!

>>6271450
We can work together to make ERP great again. It's a mess. A total mess. We've been falling behind the rest of /trash/ ever since LD and DMG got married. It was travesty then and we're still paying for it. The DMG Administration didn't work. He brought in the Pauls and the drama anons and we're still paying the price!

>>6271444
Peridot is the worse right now. Paul? He's gone. His computer break. Tragic. Tragic event. He can't post anymore. No more avatar posting, no more crying about DMG. He's gone. There's also that Vino guy. He comes into our great thread and tries to make it better. But not for us. For him. Can't have that. Bolin? He needs to go. Breaking laws and making everyone here uncomfortable. This is the big leagues, kid.

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>>6271113
Lurking.

>>6271520
It's not even an attractive character. You have shit taste.

*touches ur butt*

>>6271537
Can we touch balls?

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>>6271520
Lapis and I watch a lot of CPH! We're already done with the available episodes, but we spend our time theorizing and making charts!
...What's a 'footsie'?

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>>6271554
Really gay.
>Think you can wait a bit? A bit busy for the next half hourish

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>>6271476
HERE

>>6271579
Try googling it again.

>>6271585
Take your time. Then lets get faggy in this bitch.

>>6271586
Time to secure the existence of our race and a future for white children.

>>6271450
Kindred as a dominant rapist sounds good, actually.

>>6271523
>ever since LD and DMG got married
Trump... confirmed oldfag?

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>>6271611
CARAVAN OF DEATH BABY

>>6271641
Cry me a Trail of Tears you minority shits. This is white man's land again.

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>>6271635
Been around for awhile. I've seen a lotta stuff happen. I've seen great avatars come and go. I've seen drama destroy great threads. I've seen people go from being the best our threads have to offer to being the worst. It's a travesty. Our threads right now are the worst they've ever been. A lot of our great avatars left us for the Discord leaving us with the ones nobody wants. We gotta make these threads great again. We gotta bring our great avatars back and we gotta put the bad ones behind the wall.

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>>6271591
>She Guggles it again.
W-We don't play footsie, no. I think I saw her doing something similar with Steven? I'm not sure.
I don't tend to have my suit off around her.
Actually, now that I think about it, I don't really take it off at all.
>>6271635
Isn't that old, really. I was around when it happened.

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>>6271367
>Kuroe had wandered into the house shivering from the cold, winter air. Her outfit was not meant for snow, and she wiped away a few ice crystals off the tip of her nose. She closed the door shut behind her, and the house still felt could.
>Turning her gaze to the kitchen, she wondered if turning the oven on or making some warm food would help her. She strided right on in, boots clicking against the tile. Her golden eyes darted up to the jar of cookies, and she hopped onto the counter before climbing on top of the fridge. She didn't even spot Chara.
>Pulling the jar into her lap, she pulled out a cookie, steam still rolling off of it from being freshly made. Her eyes lit up and she chomped down on the delicious, warm treat, humming to herself and kicking her legs, feeling the chocolate chips melting in her mouth.
"Finally, something /warm/ out of this blizzard!"

>>6271475
{Of course!}
>She shivered as his lips continued to tease the sensitive flesh of her ear that was growing warm and red form her own arousal and blush. She felt him tug at her shirt, and she eagerly lifted the rest over her head, exposing a slim, shiny body to his eyes. Her tiny mounds of breasts jerked and jiggled gently, and his knuckles felt cold against her skin. She was in such a needy mood that she could practically yank him down with her, but she had to be patient. She had to, for Mister Anon.
>All she could do was pant and bite her lip as she watched him lick and kiss her skin, squeezing her palms as she balled her hands into fists. She let out a hot breath, a tiny moan accompanying it from his tongue teasing her chest. She arched her back against the ground as he latched onto a nipple, making her eyes go wide and a whimper for more join it in a cute duet that escaped her lips.
>Her legs squirmed from her state of mind, and she forced them to stay open as she felt his hands working on her crotch. She couldn't see it, but the feeling was exciting enough.

>>6271672
Well that's a shame. You should try it sometime!

Humans have a saying, that when we're naked, we're in our 'birthday suits', so when gems are born, are they dressed? Or do the clothes come after?

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>>6271400
>That threat actually made Kuroe stop in her tracks, her eyes going wide in shock at such a thought. A scowl came to her lips, and her hand darted up across his pants to now slide right into them, clawing at his inner hips for good measure.
"I'll make him come out. You can't stop me."
>She growled against his fingers, her tongue slicking between them with a soft slurp as her saliva dripped down his hand.
"Look, you can't even stop me from molesting you like this. You want it, don't you, Mister Adell?"

>>6271523
{So what should we do, Mr President? I feel well enough to typefuck and contribute. What else do we need? I'll do my best!}

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>>6271609
>Thought it would take me longer than that. Sorry

What was that faggot? You admit to being a cock loving fag?

>>6271727
Suck my dick you nigger cunt.

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>>6271701
>Peridot stifles a life at the 'birthday suit' bit.
We pop out of our holes all dressed and ready. We even know our job by then!
Although, Homeworld did give me limb enhancers when I was made. I think those count as 'clothes'?

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>>6271727
You're doing a great job, sweetheart. You let those anons grab you by the pussy and you typefuck their brains out. That's what our great threads need. More good typefuckers. We can't just settle for any kind of typefucking. It's gotta be good too. Just cuz you like a character doesn't mean you gotta put up with their bad typefucking. Especially if the person playing that character is total garbage. These threads deserve only the best.

Which new ava do you want to show up RIGHT NOW so you can fuck them?

>>6271758
N-no! I said I was a ball loving fag! Now take out your balls!

Your smooth....perfect....mocha brown...

>>6271675
>The man shifts himself along Kuroe's body, adjusting himself so that his meat throbs along one of her thighs as he laps around her nipple. His eyes meet hers, hunger and amusement lurking behind his gaze as he brings two fingers together, and rolls them around her eager entrance. He was hard before, and is now throbbing along her soft skin as he gently opens her, fingertips working in a light probe along her hole. Collecting her juices, he eases them in, to one knuckle, then the next pair, and lifts them against her walls. As he takes her nipple in for a gentle bite, he curls them, and begins stroking up toward himself.
>It's hard to keep his hips still with her warmth, especially as his tip opens up to leak across her leg, while the head strains, bulbous, toward the crease of her groin. His eyelids start to go heavy as he readjusts his hand down at her pussy, and kisses over to her other breast. Two fingers in, two aligned with her asscheeks, his other hand goes up to swirl over her belly, before squeezing under his chest to reach her glistening bud. Pinches, flicks, and light rubs work in tandem with his tongue on the other.
>Before long, he starts to groan quietly, vibrating over her sensitive, erect flesh while he pants with excitement over her skin. Light, slick sounds spill out of her as his fingers start to pump, his thumb moving up to catch her clit as it pushes out a little with his manipulating. As Kuroe reaches the point where, he imagines, her nipples must be practically aching, he kisses back up to her neck, and nibbles around her throat to her jaw. It would be a simple matter for her to tilt her head down to catch his lips as he teases her like this.

>>6271766
I guess they would, yeah.

That seems a little odd though. Have you ever gone fully nude? It's pretty freeing.

>>6271793
Hi Owain

>>6271782
Blossom

>>6271782
Coffee

>>6271815
She's gone anon

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TODAY IS POCKY DAY
REJOICE

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>>6271523
(I'll try to pick up some less human characters for you, Mr. President)
(God bless)

>>6271675
>Hurrying to tug his sweater down over his more sensitive anatomy, Chara blinks up at the stranger now perched on his counter, seeing a level of nonchalance for personal property even he can't match.
...greetings.
>The glowing heart beside him hides behind his head, peeking out every so often at Kuroe, and he takes this opportunity to fetch his own cookie.
>He's suspicious, he's always suspicious of humans, but she doesn't seem immediately terrible.
Why were you out in the snow like that?

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>>6271795
I have, yes. Pearl won't let me anymore, though. Something about 'public indecency' or whatever.

>>6271782
Nui

>>6271821
Everyone I loved playing with most are ;_;

>>6271801
kys tryhard nigger

>>6271801
What anime is that from?
Looks like porn tbqh

>>6271830
There is no reason to come back anon, I'm only here out of habit.

>>6271801
jamface jigaboo jungle monkey spear-chucking nigger

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>>6271784
You DO know what's next to the balls right?
>He asks as his hands dive into the waist band of his pants, adjusting himself slightly before he begins to slip them off, his smooth patch just above his cock being shown first. He takes his sweet time to tease you, shooting you a poutty kissy face as the base of his cock just peeks out under the jean's lining.
A big, juicy, fat..
>He trails off before nudging his pants down that extra half inch to finally expose his long, semi erect member, the line tan of his body extending to his sex as is flops out, hanging just out of his pants.

>>6271822
More like cocky day

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>>6271798
[Just let me finish my cigarettes and I'll hop in.]

>>6271822
>kissu

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>>6271822
>POCKY DAY
>Closest place that sells Pocky is an hour away
>It's closed anyways because of remembrance day
JUST

>>6271825
Oh what does she know?~

And lemme guess, was it Steven's idea?

>>6271851
I hoped you where around, you sound like Jill Stingray coming back from break.

>>6271849
Now go hang yourself from a tree you walking shitstain.

>>6271848
Q-quit being a fag, fag!
>Anon watches in a cold sweat, hands rigidly at his sides, so he's not tempted to start feeling himself up
.....can you meatspin?

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>>6271850

That makes zero sense!

>>6271853

>Returns the kiss with POCKY.
Better~

>>6271860

Go anyway! It's worth it~

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>>6271370
>She leaned into him when he moved to her arms, her legs wrapping around him to pull him closer to her body. She didn't think twice about the action, not realizing that he was closer to her crotch, the only shield being her white panties. Her face nuzzled into the side of his neck, her soft lips brushing against his skin and cold air escaping her mouth as she sighed at how pleasurable it felt for her aching muscles to be taken care of. To him, it sounded more like soft moans and groans if anything. Miss Knowledge's mind did not comprehend this double meaning.
"Is something wrong? You sound nervous...just relax. Nothing bad will come out of this, I promise."
>If only she realized the context every single word that slipped out of her mouth carried with it.

>>6271884
Can I play the poppy game with your lower lips?

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>>6271727
Pff, why would I want it? If I wasn't stuck for some reason, I'd be pushing you off right now!
>He did seem to be stuck, as any attempt to push her off resulted in his body refusing to move.
As if I even wanted you, you're the one who started this! I wouldn't even be here if not for you and your stupid... gorgeous eyes... beautiful hair... your pleasurable m... w- wait, what the hell?! Those aren't my thoughts!
>He felt as if someone switched his thoughts with their own.
F- fine, if I let you make it come out, will it stop?!

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>>6271876
Hmm? I'm not doing ANYTHING gay. I'm just talking about the human body. Like how on the inner of that fat,juicy cock is load after load of sweet white cum, how very close to the cock is the prostate, which a cock can plow into again and again until they shoot their load!
>Without answering his question he simply swings his hips, flipping his cock up slightly, letting gravity do most of the work as he swings his cock about.

>>6271884
I can't drive. I guess I'll hitch hike and suck cock 'til I get there.

>>6271727
(Care to continue EGG or are you a bit crowded?)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6253324/#6258291

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>>6271861
Nothing, is what! I keep saying she--
>Peridot freezes, and quickly turns her face away.
Uh, n-no, of course not.
It was, uh, A-Amethyst's! Steven wouldn't ask me to undress, that's... that's ridiculous!

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>>6271862
[I would have picked Jill Stringray up if enough people did lez stuff here. Ah well.]
[What's up?]

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>>6271900

B-But that's lewd~!

>>6271910

Go ahead and do it then!

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>>6271622
{When Kindred wants the Dick, she wants the Dick.}
>A few branches cracked behind the anon. Their owner stood tall and proud, a woman in white, whos face was obscured by a mask as black as the night. Behind her, a shadow that matched it was dancing back and forth, excited, with a blinding white mask handing on its face as its jaws drooled onto the leaves. It panted in joy, while the woman was stock still.
>For a few minutes, she didn't say anything, allowing the anon ample time to realize that the entire forest around them was dead quiet. Even the birds stopped chirping. Then, her voice quietly cooed out, like a gentle dove, her hands pulling at a string from a bow inbetween them.
"Do you accept..my arrow?"

>>6271767
{I'll make you proud, lets make ERP great again}

>>6271920
(But people always do lez stuff)

>>6271936
How about the "fuck the candy slut stupid until she wants dicks instead of candy" game?

>>6271920
Oh not a whole lot, Coffee used to play Jill and I think you could probably do her justice. For Yuri you just kinda have to jump on other avatars or hope anon's try to play girls. Do you have anything you want to try? You've been gone for a bit so there must be something.

>>6271936
Stupid Hamtaru.

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>>6271944
[I more meant anons, considering that they make up most of my interactions here.]

>>6271946
[Hmm. I'll make a folder and start with that, then.]

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>>6271945

I can get behind that!
....
Wait, I still want my candy!

>>6271951

Stupid boat.
Stupid gun.
Stupid Yan.

>>6271958
I can play a femanon for you, though it's been months since I played fem. How do you want you want to do things?

>>6271958
I'm sure some of us wouldn't be opposed if you had a request.

>>6271960
Hottyru sit on my face

>>6271942
>Assuming that if he refused, her wolf would do much worse things, he slowly nods, awaiting his fate.

>>6271910
>Anon stares at his precious pink head, swinging in mathematically perfect circles as the little fuckboy works his hips, having clearly practiced this before
You're quite...knowledgable...I'd love to....kiss your....i-intellect...

>>6271914
Oh I know. He's far too pure and sweet of a boy.

Still, he is about at that age...

>>6271960
How about candy covered dicks?

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(Wew sorry lads)
>>6270972
I used to think that too, until I found some other ship girl's that were like me. To be frank, I don't think you believe that either.
>She pushes mado's head against h er modest chest, stroking her cheek as her other arm wraps around her.
Would you like to be friends?

>>6270982
>Shimakaze jumps about 50 feet back as soon as her skirt is lifted up. Cannons manifest on her back and they are pointed right at the anon.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING

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>>6271994

I-I refuse!
[Because I gotta run in a few.]

>>6272022

Or better yet: Dick covered candy!

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>>6272020
'Age'?
W-What age?
>Gems don't really have a concept of age. Peridot once read something about humans getting older, but she didn't get too into the article.
Is he gonna be okay?

>>6272051
kys then
>kissu

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>>6272013
My "intellect"? That's a new way to say COCK.
Go ahead, kiss my cock. I wont stop you.
>He says with a slightly smug smirk painted on his alluring cat face. His hand wraps around the tan, cocoa brown cock, slowly pumping it up and down, the semi erect member soon swelling and pulsing as it grows to it's full size, pointing the pinkish head of the long cock at the anon, awaiting the kiss.

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>>6272051
>Dick covered candy!
.. Marry me.

>>6272051
Imagine: candy covered candy.

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>>6271913
{I'm kinda crowded atm}
>>6271920
{I would love to do lez stuff here, but because I've barely done it I would be shit at typing it </3 }

>>6271793
>She felt something warm against a leg, and it made her body tense up and tingle. If it was what she thought it was, she was going to be delighted.
>Her eyes only hovered over his own for a few seconds, and then darted back down to him getting her ready for himself. She spread her legs wider, using her tiny hands to hold her thighs wide for him. She let out a pathetic whimper, making puppy eyes at him as he maneuvered her walls with his fingers. She tried to buck her hips against his fingers to no avail, whining louder and louder when he bit her nipple at the same time he had hit one of her sensitive nerves. She felt his precum staining her inner thigh and drip onto her fingertips, and she wiggled her hips side to side.
>She melted under his multiple hand fondles, rolling her head to the side and closing her eyes. She let her sense of touch guide her through the whole experience, letting her curl her toes as waves of warmth tingled her stomach.
"So...much.."
>She muttered somewhere in her deep breaths, heart fluttering already. He hadn't even fucked her, and she was this trapped in his grasp. She gently bounced her hips off of his fingers, hearing him groaning, the sound louder when he got closer to her mouth. She snapped her head around to trap him into a passionate kiss, letting her muffled moans speak for her current state of mind.

>>6271824
>While Chara was concerned about his body being shown, Kuroe did not care one bit. The outfit she wore was proof.
>While chewing down her second cookie, she realized that Chara had said something, and her gaze fell down to the boy in front of her. Sitting the jar to the side, she turned to face him. Her boots swinged from her perch on top of the fridge, and a smirk rested permanently on her face.
"Sup."
>She looked out the nearby window behind her.
"I was exploring."

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>>6271960
Fuck. You.

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>>6271975
[Bar afterhours, unless you had a more eloquent idea.]

>>6271988
[I'm glad to hear that. Was there anyone you wanted a session with?]

>>6272107
[I don't mind if you ever want to try.]

>>6272107
(Ok, maybe later EGG, enjoy yourself)

>>6272073
>He looks timidly at the slutty feline, eyes bouncing back and forth between his smug, punchable/smoochable face and adorable cock
>Without a word, and without concious thought, he approaches and falls to his knees, avoiding eye contact with the cocoa kitty as he presses his lips to the lovely pink thing, licking the pearl of precum off the tip

>>6272148
Bar after hours work, forgive my rust for writing females. And Jill does play for both teams per say

>>6272061
Oh, well, as humans age, and they grow from children into adults...they start to get curious about certain affairs.
>He quietly whispers into her ear, spelling it out for her quite literally
Ess
Ea
Ecks

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>>6271910
{>hitchhike and suck cock}
{Is it bad this reminds me of the joke I made in a discord of giving blowjobs in gas stations for runaway money or riding truck driver's cock while they drove to where I needed to go as a hella fun scene to play out?}

>>6271906
>Listening to him talk about her golden eyes, her soft pink hair flowing in the wind of winter, and almost mentioning the same mouth that she had used to suck off his other side just reassured her that she was in complete and utter control.
>She slipped her fingertips along the inside of his underwear now, being slower with her actions to keep up her teasing and persuasion to have her beloved playmate out again.
"Yeah, yeah...it'll all stop and chill, I promise! Now let him out. Do it."
>That last part quickly switched from reassurance to a command, a demand for dick.

>>6272148
{Maybe when I'm not too busy like right now we can!}

>>6272154
{You too!}

>>6271890
>Trying to cleanse his mind of the earlier incident, the flustered assistant's face only gets brighter when Patchouli traps him close to her. But his mind is still focused on the task of coating her bruises with the oil and he tries not to focus on the increasing heat from being so close to the one he cherishes, the scent of lavender almost overpowering his senses. If it's like this, I can manage; he thinks to himself.
>But feeling the warm lips against his neck and the cool breath on his skin causes a shudder to rock his entire form, invoking a certain reaction in his groin that firmly presses into the shape of her plump thigh, not too far from her covered crotch.
--There is something wrong, yes.
>After a long moment of silence, his voice is thick with desire and he ceases applying oil to her arms in favor of placing his hands on her concealed breasts, squeezingly the hidden flesh tightly.
..I apologize in advance, Miss Knowledge. But I cannot can relax anymore.

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>>6272073
[Good god in heaven, who is this semen demon?]

>>6272163
>Alone for the night, as she usually tends to be once the Lonely Street regulars headed home, a glum looking woman sets to wiping down the counter of her bar, a cigarette perched between her teeth and dangling precariously.
>Her eyes hang with bags made from a long day of work, but it's a fulfilled exhaustion at the very least, somberly pleased with the turnout for the day.

>>6272195
[Sounds like fun. And that second prompt most certainly does sound hot.]

>>6272031
Oho, splendid! Even your mobility is a marvel to behold!
>Unconcerned with the woppling tons of firepower lined up towards him, the Anon takes out his camera and prepares to take the picture.
Now hold that pose! This is what we call a PARFEKTO SHOTTO. Or a Perfect Shot!

>>6272171
If you're going to encourage a shitposter to stay, the least you could do is have quality ERP

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>>6272006
>The woman silently rose her bow, the weapon shining in the moonlight. An arrow was aimed point blank at his chest, shaped like a..phallus of some sort, and dripping with a golden liquid at the tip.
>The arrow was fast, a blur in the blink of an eye. It had pierced point-blank into his chest. It didn't hurt at all, and then weakly fell to the ground like a paper airplane.
>Putting her bow down, the woman kept her gaze locked on him as he could feel the warm liquid invading his veins, leaving a tingly feeling behind. That same feeling traveled to his extremities, from his nose and fingertips, down to his crotch, bringing an itch to life that toyed with the anon's instinct to fuck and breed.
>Without hesitation, she started to approach him, dragging one of her fingertips along her chest, making circles into it. She was already excited, the wolf staying farther back but circling the area to ensure he couldn't dart off easily.

>>6272107
>After their lips connect, he draws himself up, pushing his lips firmly against hers as his fingers churn into her drooling pussy. His cock aches as it bobs against her thigh, one of his full balls compressed against her slender form. Any sort of discomfort dies down behind his efforts, tongue slipping into her mouth as he rolls with his fingerbanging. His thumb begins to swirl around her clit as she reacts under him, following the tension and flutters that crawl over her muscles. The hand that teased her nipple runs back down along Kuroe's other side, so his palm can rest on her hip.
>With her bucking and squirming under him, he gets to the point where he can lift her a little toward him, changing the angle his hand approaches her depths with, until the tips jam in along her ridged spot. The other hand gropes at her cheek, grasps it, spanks against it, and finally pries it from the other to let him caress along her backdoor. His cockhead ends up at her hip as he continues to invade her mouth, tasting at her gums and teeth in between rolling flicks and swirls over her tongue.
>The man ends up losing himself in exploring her reactions, pressing his chest against hers where he can, and following her spread leg with his, until his thigh bumps against his wrist. It's an awkward dance they find themselves in, while he ripples over her and begins to break out into a warm sweat. To end the kiss, he wraps his lips around Kuroe's bottom lip, and tugs on it with a suckle before letting it free.
You really drive me wild, you know that..?

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>>6272171
>She puts the letters together in her head. 'Sex'
>Peridot didn't understand the meaning, but she's definitely heard it before, somewhere.
Eheh... O-One moment.
>She quickly looks it up again. Finding a list of blue links, she adds in 'meaning' to the search.
>The gem quickly reads up, and her cheeks turn dark green.
W-What! No way he was thinking about that when he-- I-I mean, when Amethyst asked me to get naked!
>Thinking about it, Steven did ogle her a lot, which was weird. His pants were distorted, as well, but she didn't think much of it at the time.
I-I'm not sure, y-you know. Steven's not THAT old, it's way too early for him.
>Peridot looks uncomfortable.

>>6272270
Holy shit why

This is worse than Owain

>>6272223
>Even if the normal hours for the bars had closed, this one seemed to at least have the lights on
>If she went home she knew she would be dogged for rent so in the shameless desperation that was all to common in Glitch City she was looking for someone to give her a room for a night
>She wore a slim build that was clear to see even with her baggy clothing, and a nervous look on her face
>All that was left was the bartender it seemed
"I-is it really that late? I thought I would run into at least one person..."

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>>6272156
>As your lips connect with his long, thick cock he forcefully presses the head to your lips again and again, making sure to smear the strong scented clear juices over your lips and face, trying to push it into the warm, wet insides of your mouth, trying to part your lips to little success.
Come oooon. Open up faggot. Suck my cock.

>>6272195
>Sounds like it'd be fun to do, but just not my thing.

>>6272223
Murasaki. Cat boy, nice to meet you.

Magnum Dongs is Alpha

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>>6272195
D- don't act like I know how, I didn't even know anything about this until now! You're the one that keeps talking about "him", don't you know how to do it?
>He feels the full control of his body return, confirming it by placing his hand on Kuroe's arm. Being a man of his word, he does not attempt to make her stop.

>>6272294
N-no...
>He weakly fights you, turning his head side to side, only succeeding in smearing your pre more across his cheeks

>>6272328
>sad face

>>6272271
Isn't he fourteen? That's just about the right time...
Don't be shy about it, that'll only make him feel more uncomfortable! Don't you wanna make him feel super comfortable, Peri?

>>6272328
I wouldn't be if UFC 205 was today instead of tomorrow, desu.

>>6272328
Technically it's only Friday afternoon.
But true enough all the same.

>>6272283
>it's an 'anon reads an RP he's not a part of just to feel inadequate and whine' episode

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>>6272199
>Patchouli caught onto the realization that something was different about her assisstant. She felt something warm and hard pressing into a thigh uncomfortably, and her eyes fell down to spot his bulge grinding against her. Her eyes went wide behind her glass, and before she could even say anything, a switch turned on in her dear anon.
>His voice, heavy and husked, brung out a darker hunger inside of him that the shy boy had been fighting for a while. His fingers pressed into her chest, the oil on them staining the white cloth and making it see through. A gasp escaped her, her nipples semi-hard as her heart fluttered.
"I-I.."
>She didn't even know what to say, so much in shock that she couldn't even pull away. She bit her lip, shutting her eyes tightly once more as she wasn't used to being...touched like this.

{Sorry that it took me so long to reply earlier </3}

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>>6272328
No one here is alone. We have each other!

>>6272337
Don't fight it homo. You're already this close.
>He says as he continues to mark you with his scent of sweet sex. The warmth of his cock splashing over your face again and again as he lightly pats your cheek and lips with his member. Trying to slip it between your lips more forcefully now. The grip on either side of your head keeps you still as he pushes the cock into your mouth, filling your taste with thick, cat boy cock.
Ahh~ Much better! Be a good boy and suck now.

>>6272294
>airs out his collar
Those wide birthing hips are a bit too much aren't they?

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>>6272377
"Birthing hips"?
You know I'm a dude right?

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>>6272338
I bet you'd like to hire a robot to spend the night with, huh?
I bet that's the only company you can get, anon.
>>6272353
>>6272352
(I-It's 1 AM Saturday here though. Friday's done n gone.)

>>6272358
Hi Owain

>>6272389
Yeah I know....
But that wouldn't stop me from trying to get your pregnant.

>>6272389
Doesn't mean we can't still try.

>>6272396
11 PM Friday, so not here.

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>>6272397

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>>6272348
I-I think he is...
What do you think I should do? I don't how to go about this problem.

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>>6272235
>The destroyer takes in a deep breath, this guy must be suicidal, or maybe he is an idiot. Or maybe both. Fuck it, she can claim self defense if anything happens. She aims right in the anon's general direction and fires, unleashing a volley of Lead and steel.

>>6272410
Right underneath your post

>>6272396
>living in the inferior time zone
Lucky you're cute, robo-chan.
>rubs her head.

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>>6272399
>>6272404
Boys can't get pregnant. Stupid.

>>6272396
>1 am

Euro cuck plz go

>>6272396
I-I could totally get girls if I wanted...
I just need to practice, and a robot wouldn't mind if its my first time...

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>>6272284
>With one glance Jill can see the girl's desperation, and promptly puts down her washcloth to acknowledge the would-be customer
Takes awhile for the crowd to leave, but they leave in a hurry. Can I help you with anything?
>Though her voice is stiff, she does seem legitimately concerned with the newcomer, silently exhaling some smoke in the other direction and putting out the stick.

>>6272294
[And you. Good god that boy got the hips.]

>>6272328
>[sweating]
Don't judge me.

>>6272415
Well, I think you should just go along with whatever he offers. He's a smart kid, and he likes you a lot, so you should trust him.

Has he gotten you to do anything else with him?

>>6272427
I don't think anyone's ever tried hard enough.
I'm sure if we keep at it, you'll at least look pregnant near the end.
That should get us somewhere right?

>>6272268
>He stood still, struggling to not drop to his knees. Unlike he predicted, it wasn't due to any internal damage and pain, but because of his entire body quickly feeling hot and tingly, causing his body to attempt cooling down by panting. He couldn't take his eyes off her and the longer he watched, the more he realized that he needed her touch badly. His body begged for release more with each second and he knew his hand would not be enough.

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>>6272311
Oh shit nigga. That dirt's so hot even I couldn't touch it.

>>6272371
>He looks up at you with moist eyes as he gets the first full-on taste of boycock in his mouth
>He no longer resists, allowing you to slide in and out of his warm wet facehole as you wish, shyly working his tongue against the underside of your smooth shaft

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>>6272409
(S-So it still counts!)
>>6272426
>This goes against her current AI setting. Frodays are domdays, and she just didn't have an answer.
>>6272446
Sure you can, Anon! I soooo believe ya.
>Her sarcastic tone makes it clear that she doesn't.
I'd say a robot is worse for a first timer! We record everything, and send it to our owners' servers for research. Fufufu...
We're just programmed to be nice about it. Six days of the week, at least.
>>6272453
>(Judges)

>>6272453
>fresh reminder Coffee is gone forever
;_;
Good luck though, it's a good character.

>>6272453
"I was just uh.."
>She wondered how she could say it without sounding pathetic
>This bartender seemed like she had more important things on her mind at this hour
>Slowly the girl finds a seat at the bar
"I was hoping to meet someone but no ones here..."

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>>6272453
Someone a little jelly?~

>>6272464
That's not how it works, that's dumb.

>>6272481
Good boy! Just keep at it like that, you'll get used to sucking cock~
>He encourages as he pumps into your face slowly. Humping your shy, virgin face slowly, slipping the cock in and out of your wet mouth, adjusting himself slightly he pokes the head of his cock at your cheek, chuckling as he sees your face bump out.
Ah! Look at that! You're almost a natural!

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>>6272462
I guess you're right... And n-no, not really.
He did try to get me to have this 'treat' he liked, but he made a huge mess. We agreed not to try it again.

>>6272496
Y-you what? Other people would see me? I...
>The anon breathes in confidence
S-so what? I hope your boss likes seeing a video of you malfunctioning as I fuck your robo screws loose!
How much? And don't bother programming anything in, I want your real reaction so I can make you take back what you said.

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>>6272223
{Heck yeah. I like coming up with ideas like that.}
>>6272270
>Their hungry kiss was lined with tongues dueling each other and lips smearing together with a faint trickle of saliva escaping. Every time she pulled away for breath, snail trails leaked between their teeth, and she went back to dueling lips with him. His fingerfucking was drawing her to her edge already, and the only reason her legs weren't trying to lock around his fingers was because his boner was in the way.
>The jam in the new position just made her let out a muffled squeal against his maw, and she bit onto his lower lip, suckling against it softly. She yelped with each ass smack, her cheeks red with his abuse. She felt him pressing against her second hole, right when he was finally going to reward her with his dick.
>Her legs lifted up to wrap firmly around his lower back, the small girl's flexibility glowing like her skin. As they switched lip suckles, and he latched onto her own to graze and bite her skin, marking it as his, she trailed a hand down his body to brush her thumb against the opening of his cock, letting it cover his hand in precum that she ran up and down her entrance with two fingers. She spread her own lips, just to show the little lines of her juices and his precum making their own special love.
"You do too.."
>She whispered with heavy pants after he had finally stopped kissing her, her fingers pushing his cock head down so her hole could grind circles into it.
"I want you to let it all out on me, okay? Just let loose.."

>>6272294
{Understandable. Some of us have different tastes than others. But they're all fun nonetheless.Fuck those anons good, I believe in you}

>>6272321
>She raised an eyebrow at him. He didn't know how to let his own demon self out? Well, she remembered that her sexual teasing was what made him snap out. All she had to do was that.
>She nodded, her fingers darting down to curl around his cock firmly.
"Yup. Just a little handjob or two for my fun!"

http://poal.me/mwvz30

>>6272606
>it's another 'bitchboy from the discord too cowardly to speak up so he makes a scene in thread' episode

Miss you guys.

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I want to bury my face in Garnets oversized ass

>>6272617
I miss you too anon. Come back to me soon.

>>6272614
They wanna say Midna isn't an issue with the circle jerk and that the users universally love them to spite the complaints, I figured I'd give everyone a chance to complain on an open platform

>>6272606
poal doesn't work, anon

>>6272618
I want Ruby and Sapphire to leave me on the edge of cumming by sloppily kissing my dick

>>6272640
Completely unrelated to the thread, why not just post it in the lobby and let them do their voting there or something.

>>6272618
I want to do the exact same thing to Piggu

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>>6272528
[Didn't see much of that Coffee person, but I'll try to live up to them.]

>>6272529
...what kind of 'meet' are we talking about here?
>A much more deadpan look crosses her features, and she takes another drag from her stick, waiting to hear the scruffy looking girl's answer.
>Please don't let this be about drugs, she pleads internally, happy to have not run into any of it during her time as bartender so far.

>>6272531
What? No.
...I mean, maybe a little.
>[envious smoking intensifies]
God damn, how am I being beaten out by a boy?

>>6272626
Can't, I'm retired.

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>>6272579
F- fine, if that's what it takes then d-- aah~
>He groans in pleasure once she curls around, feeling like whatever made his entire body sensitive moved his entire sensitivity to his cock, as if to reward his choice and make him cum faster.

>>6272579
>He thought of turning Kuroe over to face away from him at first, but glancing down, and watching her spread herself open for him made planning irrelevant. The man's cock looks furious, swollen and lined with his thick veins, each pulse an almost visible throb down his meat. He meets her eyes with a bite of his lip, and swirls forward, rippling his back against her leg-lock. His hands reset themselves to her hips, lifting her legs just that much higher before he pushes forward, slow and steady.
I think you mean all out -in- you.
>Any other time, and it would be a joke, but the reaction pops his cockhead out of her with the twitch that follows. Lowering his hips, he catches her hole again, and then presses in once more. Gradual, churning pumps guide his thickness into her, stretching her wide as he parts his legs, and presses in against her. He bites his lip again, holding back a deep groan as he sinks into her, pulling back her lips as they wrap slickly around his dick, and straining her walls with his head and curve.
>His hands lift up along Kuroe's sides toward her underarms, brushing there briefly before he cradles her head and neck with his palms. As he starts to nudge up inside her deepest spots, he slows himself down, letting his tip just brush there as he plants his lips on hers again. A full, rumbling moan muffles into her mouth as he eases himself back and forth, stroking in a rowing gait within her tight tunnel. His abdomen flexes and ripples against her belly, his chest brushes her taut nipples, and he takes a slight hold of her hair.

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>>6272567
Mhm, you heard me. A loootta reviewers are gonna see your ti--
>The sudden switch in his attitude hit her with her guard down! His stutter, his shaking, all gone in an instant.
Ii...ny d-dick...
>A literal switch flips in her head, turning her attitude a whole 180 degrees.
S-Sorry, S-Sir.
F-Fifty dollars for a night, Sir.
>She bows her head down, knowing her proper place.
Added personality traits are disabled, Sir.

>>6272531
>Blushing furiously, the little cocksucking Anon's hands reach up to grab and paw at your plump girly tush, squeezing it and holding on as your hips pump forward and back

>>6272686
>Sits on old grampee anon's lap and locks arms around his neck
Tell me a story from when you still played anon.

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>>6272606
>Anonymous pussy too cowardly to attach his name to his complaints about a user

>>6272427
I'll impregnate you, you dirty cat slut!

>(Sup DMG)

>>6272560
Aww, what kind of attitude is that? I'm sure you'd both get the hang of it if you gave it another shot.


....was it huge? I bet it was huge.

>>6272606
What even is this link? What the fuck is poal?

>>6272675
>I'll try to live up to them.
Yeah, don't even try. Do your own thing, or all you'll see is dust clouds.

>>6272697
I'm not him, but how much will it cost with added personality traits?

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>>6272468
>A smile curled on Lamb's face behind her mask, and she pushed the anon into the wet grass with a gentle hand against his chest. Now he was looking right up at the woman, her hair tickling the sides of his face as that very hand slid down his chest to his pants. Tossing her bow haphazardly to the side, her fingers went to work, as he could hear the sounds of his pants being unbuttoned and unzipped. The woman did not hesitate to get her prize. She traced a hand along the side of his face, turning his gaze to look up at her, then down her form, down to where her crotch hovered above him and swished side to side while two of her fingers caught the sides of his cock and slide along it, trapped still in his underwear.
"Good. It's working."
>She muttered under her breath.

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>>6272739
[If that's the case, perhaps I should just drop it.]

>>6272675
(If you search chill on desu storage in /trash/ you can find their posts pretty easily)
>Her face goes red and she attempts to burry her face in her far from alluring over sized sweater
>That is more then enough answer she hopes
"W-what kind of meeting do people normally do at a bar?"
>Her voice squeaks out even more meek then before
>Her pale blue eyes just barley peek at the other
"Isn't it normal for a girl to look for someone to take her home?"
>The poor look of her clothing mixed with smelling less then perfect made it clear this was more of a 'save me' then the kind of girl to normally go picking up guys in bars
>Any hints Jill might be dropping are falling out of her sight

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>>6272675
You want some whipped cream with that jelly?

>>6272707
>Feeling the firm grip on his round, plush butt he but smiles as his hand combs over your hair, petting and stroking you gently as he pushes more and more cock into the mouth of the blushing cocksucking anon.He begins to speed up his trusting, pumping again and again into your mouth, filling your cheeks with wave after wave of fat, warm cock. The leaking member filling your pallet of sticky pre
Hey, if you keep playing with my ass like that I'll cum early, you don't want that, do you?~ Want a thick load of cum in your mouth, huh fag?

>>6272719
>This is it f.am. When I'm done with this I'm drink again, but that's it.

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Y'all niggas need Jesus.

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>>6272726
Well, I didn't get to see it. He told me to close my eyes and open my mouth. I did catch some of the cream when he squeezed it, though! It was pretty sticky, and salty... Got caught in my hair. It took ages to rub it off.

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>>6272796
This is what I've been telling them.

>>6272369
[It's okay, I'm slooooow at replying myself]
>The most audible noise coming from the assistant are pants, adrenaline and arousal pumping through his veins as he takes in the prone form of Patchouli underneath him. With his hands still grabbing her chest, he applies a bit of force and tears the garment in half to expose her bra to the room's dim light.
>Now fully straddling her, he has to make a effort to remove his pants and discard his dress shirt to leave them in equal states of undress, his hands kneading her chest while squeezing her nipples.
Just hold still, Mi-- Patchouli. I'll make you feel good.
>He states with the same low tone as before, sliding his erection against her panty-covered slit.

>>6272791
>(no worries bae. I just got home from running errands. Just wanted to drop in and say hi. Maybe talk some shit then bounce before work)

God... you small cocked cat is only good for one thing. To birth my children and make my dinner...

>>6272697
...?
>He blinks in surprise.
What? Don't tell me that was all some kind of act or trait? This is how you really are?
>A sneaking grin, slowly grows on anon's face as he approaches her. Cornering her against the wall with a smug devilish smile on his face.
Actually now that you aren't just snapping at me, I see you're actually a pretty cute robot aren't you? Hard to believe a face like that was just made for rubbing against men's cocks. You Lewd bot.
>he pulls out a fifty dollar bill and slowly traces the thin paper up her body before handing it to her.
There you go, now get undressed. And make it interesting for me.

>>6272767
Do your own thing, if Coffee ever comes back she will try and hide herself under a new persona anyway and she hoped that people would pick up her characters.

>>6272800
Well, your new mission is to catch a glimpse of it and make sure he's growing up right and being gentle with it!

And to take lots of pictures.

>>6272791
Is that some gay, phat cat butt I see?

>>6272838
>Implying best girl will ever return
Why even live

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>>6272831
What part of "Boys can't give birth" do you degenerates not understand?

>>6272864
Why yes. Yes it is.

>>6272791
>The shy Anon feels a burst of confidence run through him and grabs the smacktalking kitty by the thighs, pulling them forward so he falls onto his back
>Still sucking, anon has the kitty wrap his plush brown thighs around his head,bobbing up and down further, drool starting to dribble out onto his chin and his partner's nutsack

>>6272878
Want to sit on my dick, cutie?

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>>6272867
I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed the catastrophe that was the Jensen debacle.

>>6272898
People were more butthurt over Handsome Jack than Jensen.

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>zzzzzz

>>6272898
I don't know what that is.
I wasn't on when she left.

>>6272766
>When she slid her fingers along his cock, it didn't take long to know just how well the arrow worked, making his cock look massive. Once her hand turns his gaze down to her crotch, he does not stop observing it, his gaze following its swish left and right as if he was hypnotized, not wanting to stop looking at it.