/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
She Has Risen Edition
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>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>Extras:
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News:
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
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This Week's Episodes:
Funny Business
>Lincoln begins to hog the spotlight when he becomes Luan's clown assistant.
Download: https://mega.nz/#!I1FGgBja!ILyAjWV9vfcys_EInKxzh-Dy4Ki4yrNuK8XHmh74WoA
Snow Bored
>The Loud kids set out to show Lisa what is "fun" about a snow day.
Download: https://mega.nz/#!Q0EBzTAJ!fAhK3VKgtS3hlMJJyZfZaaB0fs5cjVfiycQVtJKy1Co
Intern for the Worse
>When Lincoln and Clyde both get an internship at Flip's, they compete to win the title of manager.
Download: https://mega.nz/#!t8lTSLAI!GgRdDkKaiJqyIIh3NdHYdlIgufgqSakguYirPqrw08U
The Old and the Restless
>After seeing how tame Pop Pop has gotten in his advanced age, Lincoln takes him out for a day to remember.
Download: https://mega.nz/#!xoEgwATB!Jl-JWjdmf2MFLz1mIrscm8CvilOU6R9MbcyXZcqPUkw
Upcoming Episodes:
Eleven Louds a Leaping (Parts 1 and 2) (Season 2 - Airdate: November 25th)
>Lincoln and Clyde try to retrieve a sled after it ends up in their neighbor's yard.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Reminder that we need more selfcest.
>>6267027
NOT WHAT SHE SEEMS
>>6267062
She's my Last Boss.
>>6267064
Would you be able to fight her to the death? With her retard strength she has the advantage!
She's a treasure
>>6267054
LITERALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER
dubs decides what I draw (-3 edition)
>>6267091
If Lincoln's at 100 for both Liberty and Ronnie Anne, then would they both be perfect for each other as well?
If Libertyis just another Lincoln and he syncs up with himself so well that it only makes sense doesn't it?
>>6267024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ5B-U6LwaA
>>6267103
Lucy abuse
>>6267103
Lynn accidentally killing Lincoln
>>6267103
Lynn using her giant horsecock to fuck Lucy
>>6267103
Leni dressed as a fairy
Quick question.
Who likes butts? And what if said butt was Leni's?
>>6267103
>>6266921
>>6267103
This with Luna
>>6267103
Christina as a cheerleader
>>6267103
Loud house + meme
>>6267142
Butts you say?
>>6267103
Lynn finally doing it
>>6267158
Aye. Lenibutt, if you will.
>>6267103
Carol comparing booty sizes with Lori
>>6267163
I'm for it.
>>6267103
Ronnie Anne being shoved into a locker because she IS A FUCKING NERD
>>6267142
I don't like butts. They're stinky.
Especially Leni's. I bet her entire panties are brown due to the skidmarks she afflicted on it
>>6267190
Unless he counts it, but I wasn't directly replying to him...
>>6267088
>Fight
With hugs and kisses of course! She'll be on her knees pleading for more.
>>6267142
If it's Leni it has to be nice and cute none of that fat bullshit
>>6267211
What if she had a nice, phat ass though?
>>6267202
I picture stripes being more fitting for Leni.
>>6267024
>that perfect timing
Thank you based babby
>>6267227
Okay.
>>6267225
Leni is tight and cute perfection, she's not a monkey
>>6267249
says you
>>6267103
Linc and Lola performing a lewd figure skating presentantion.
>>6267103
This with Lori or Leni
>>6267103
Draw Lincoln fucking the Thanksgiving turkey in front of everyone.
>tfw you will never see her take a wicked dump
>>6267103
Carol and Linclone hunting for turkeys.
>>6267269
That's more of a nice little round apple bottom
>>6267103
if dubs you must do all of the requests on one page
>>6267103
KEK BLESS ME
Lynn taking a hot piss in a random Loud's mouth
>>6267103
Three random Louds as a Japanese idol group
this whole board is slow
KEK
>>6267303
It's canon that Louds women have donks.
>>6267313
Go away Alex
>>6267312
It's fuckn 4am where I am you better believe it's slow. I'm still up to see Leni giant ass that's all
>>6267330
I just think it's funny that 2 days after that was posted, Alex starts raising money for charity.
>haven't slept in two days because of the election
>come from class at 4 and immediately pass out
>most vivid dreams in years
>it was being dominated by Loni for almost 13 hours
>wake up feeling like I edged for the entire time
I'm torn between making a Linka fic on it or just tugging one out and ignoring it altogether because that shit is gay as fuck.
>>6267339
what ever makes you feel better man
>>6267339
Why not both?
>>6267103
anal vore
>>6267339
Do the fic. Be a hero.
>>6267343
Is there an uncensored version of this as well?
>>6267343
>censored
>>6267339
I'd fap to either one tb h
>it was being dominated by Loni for almost 13 hours
13 hours?! What the fuck?
Did it feel good?
>>6267343
The bubbles on her vag make it seem like she's got one hell of a bush
>>6267211
>>6267177
If there's an interest, I may do a nopan version later when I wake up.
>>6267359
The dreams were loosely connected and I assume I'm forgetting a lot. Somewhat disappointed I didn't have a wet dream, never had one and would have been nice getting one.
Fuck it, it's not gay if I put a little girl in there.
>>6267356
But "censored" implies you have a lewd version.
Don't hold out, mang
>>6267352
I'll put the uncensored up on the booru.
>>6267373
Not the artist but I appreciate the intent also the girl is flat, the hell is there to look at.
>>6267316
At this rate Lucy might reach her mother's thickness at 12
>>6267367
nice butte
black hand triggered me a bit, though
>>6267367
That's the stuff, good work
A chubby & overfed Maggie is a satisfied Maggie
>>6267386
Got a problem with Blackhand punk?
>>6267408
forgot the image like a dunce
>>6267408
I don't like spooks
>>6267419
Ohhhh so you have a problem with ghost? Ghost like booty just like the rest of us how can you been so rude?
Good morning!
>There are ghosts in this thread
/tlhg/ I don't mean to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the thread.
>>6267367
But I didn't draw it :^( my dubs challenge is ruined
>>6267445
>>6267461
BOO NIGGA!
>>6267465
There isn't a limit to how many Leni Pantsu pics we can get, keep at that challenge.
Also BOO!
>>6267465
Just because there's already art of something you wanted to draw doesn't mean you shouldn't still draw it
>>6267465
Man up and draw datass. I was already 90% finished with it when I first asked about lenibutts because I needed to know if I should do stripes or polka dots on the panties.
The world could never have enough lenibutt.
>>6267475
>>6267434
Ghosts should stick to their own women, goddammit.
I want to do this with Lucy.
>>6267526
All women become ghost women
eventually.
>>6267545
Well Lucy would much rather do that with some other boy, not you. Sorry anon!
>>6267545
Well I wanna do it with Leni.
>>6267562
Delete this now
We need more Lynnka in our lives!
>>6267570
You disgusting fuck. Leni is too pure for that
>>6267589
But we love each other so it's okay.
>>6267602
How can she love you when she loves me?
>>6267475
>>6267440
Mornin'!
>>6267657
Oh, that Lisa!
>>6267657
Let me guess
DeviantArt?
Is this some kind of fetish?
>>6267689
Yes this is some kind of fetish
>>6267657
Not really my thing but it's nice to see those titties jiggle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQq63MVYI4U
Finally, I recorded the promo.
>>6267691
Shrinking fetish.
>>6267397
I want her to glut herself on sweets until she has to rub her belly in pain!
>>6267719
That's Christmas special looks to be pretty good. You should've blocked out Luan's face instead. yeash what is up with her mouth and poor Leni doesn't even have one.
>>6267465
I feel like this some times. There's already shit I wanted to do, and it's better than anything I could put out there.
>>6267748
Beautiful
>>6267752
>>6267397
Jesus christ please don't give me a feeder fetish this late in life
>>6267748
I don't think even this could make Bobby upset
>>6267339
>class
Underage.
>>6267748
nice
>>6267762
Good point. Still can't help But compare my shit and feel bad, tho.
>>6267811
There are people here going to college.
Worst asshole or worst asshole?
>>6267877
I ship her with the supermarket manager.
>>6267899
I can get behind that.
which loud would be with me until the bitter end?
Did anyone else see Savinos ass blasted rant about Trump before he deleted it?
>>6267909
Savino doesn't even have a Twitter anymore, liar.
But there is that one up on The Loud House Writers twitter.
>NOW THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO DO A PARTY
R34 when?
>>6267811
Reminder that people born in 1998 are able to browse 4chan since they're 18 now, anon.
>>6267719
Why is Lola so lewd?
>>6267916
Can we not start the Twitter drama again? Keep it buried please.
>>6267719
Would you give Lola your iggy pudding?
>>6267979
sure, i'd give her the whole bowl, i don't know if i really like figgy pudding so much, dude
>>6267994
No. She won't like it. Lola is just pretending to like it to get on the Nice List.
>>6268010
that's exactly why i give it to her
she's so lewd when she calls lynn sr. "Daddy"
>>6267580
you sucky sucky.
boom boom
me cocky cocky.
boom boom
me kumm kumm.
boom boom
>>6267313
>planned parenthood
Disgusting.
>>6267907
Lucy, but more likely your bitter end than anything.
>>6268010
Would any of the Louds get on the Nice list, aside from Lily and maybe Lana? I feel like the house would be full of coal by holdays' morning.
>>6268042
leni'd be up for some of the sweet cloitus, i feel
but i couldn't take myself out with an angel so pure
>>6268048
Lori even tried to open her gift before Christmas
She's the worst
>>6268060
She was just going to shake it.
Shaking is totally allowed.
>>6268048
This sweet little angel is on the top if the Nice list of course
>>6268064
Doesn't look like shaking to me
what did she mean by this
NAUGHTY
>Lori
>Luna
>Lynn
NICE
>Lucy
>Lana
>Lisa
>Lily
VERY NAUGHTY
>Luan
>Lola
VERY NICE
>Lincoln
>>6268081
Forgot Leni. She's on the very nice list.
>>6268072
she thought bobby had a custom made dildo in the gift box for her size
>>6268081
>Lincoln
>very nice
>has to apologize at the end of every episode
Checkmate atheists
>>6268076
Christmas Cummies successfully acquired
>>6268081
Lincoln is not "VERY NICE".
He's done a lot of bad things. He'd fall under nice since he always makes up for it somehow in the end.
>>6268093
>figuring out what to get for my 3 waifu's for christmas
>also has to find a gift for linka
>its november
>mfw
Are we doing these lists now?
VERY NICE
>Leni
NICE
>Everyone else
how exactly is Lily staying there?
>>6268106
>Luan
>Nice
Fuck, at least Lola apologized when she was a bitch.
>>6268106
VERY NICE
>leni
>lilly
NICE
>everyone else
>>6268081
>NAUGHTY
>>Lori
>>Luna
>>Lynn
>>Lucy
>>Lisa
>>Luan
>>Lola
>>Lincoln
>>Clyde
>NICE
>>Lily
>>Lana
>>Lynn Sr
>>Rita
>>6268124
Where's Leni anon?
>>6268127
>"SPECIAL"
>>Leni
>>6268118
She's either wearing one of those baby carriers or Lily is right in her dress.
I can't believe Luna is dead.
>>6268118
She's in a stocking.
Leni is making outfits made out of christmas decorations.
The first one was made out of tinsel, and the second one is made out of stocking.
>>6268087
>tfw she's so pure you can't imagine lewd with her
Even the drawn lewds just feel like a cheap knock off, her purity transcends my dick to my heart.
>>6268130
But she's fine, anon! Look, she just pomf'd down on that big bean bag!
>>6268068
I don't know anon
>>6268133
She was the first one to get closest to Hugh without freaking out in Study Muffin.
She's experienced.
>>6268141
>got close to hugh neutron
thats fucking experience for you
>>6268128
That's not very nice >:^(
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
>>6268146
Her VA's words :^)
>>6268141
Because everyone else was thinking with thier cunts. She went straight to thinking of marrying and starting a family, as God has intended.
>>6268130
She will be missed
>>6268148
Not as cute as Ronnie Anne!
>>6268151
id like to homeschool and take care of luna while taking care of my 3 waifu's, giving her love aswell
>>6268158
>beaner being classed as cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o19CaOSuD8
>>6268160
>my 3 waifus
But you can only have one otherwise they'll all be unpure.
>>6268164
She is cute with her brother.
>>6268158
Try not to go too far in the delusion of yours
>>6268165
>you can only have one waifu
>my 2 other waifus are backups for if lucy dies
simple as pie
>>6268173
>Lucy
Back in BLACKED.
>>6268164
Pushing Daisies was a good show
>>6268168
I mean, I can't expect lynnfags to really understand just how absolutely cute Ronnie Anne is.
You have inherently shit taste!
>yfw the episode is really about Lola worried about not getting any presents
>>6268164
How can you have such poor taste?
I GOTTA TAKE A WICKED DUMP!
>>6268158
Get your eyes checked.
>>6268198
>poor taste
>id go after connie more than ronnie anne (and im not a SU-fag)
>>6268198
I think you do not know what means "bad taste".
>>6268216
>Says the Lynnfag.
>>6268216
>Lynn didn't hook Lincoln up with any of these qts
shit sister
>>6268224
Polly Pain>poop fetishists
>>6268224
She wants him for herself.
>>6268238
But she already has the best loud
>>6268219
See ya spicrat
>>6268219
>Says the Ronniefag
>>6268216
I like both of the bean heads but Ronnie Ann is clearly END GAME!
>>6268236
I'm still mad there's no scat-foot fetish pic with Polly.
>>6267783
It's too late, it's setting in
>>6268250
>Lynnfag = Lynncolnfag
Why Ronniecolnfags are so retarded?
>>6268246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnnCJg33o08
>>6268138
An innocent Luna is an adorable Luna!
>it's a makeover episode
>>6268276
Reminder
>>6268250
Does anyone REALLY think Ronnie Anne would dress like that ever? She's not that feminine.
>>6268277
Meme magic is real
>>6268290
>Expecting ronniefags to actually care about their "waifu's" character beyond the ship
They still think she's actually smug
>>6268276
You must be the one with brain problems I didn't say anything about Lynncolnfags only that Ronnie Ann was the the final frontier.
>>6268290
Nah but that's the appeal of fan art I suppose.
>>6268288
You know it
>>6268344
Ultra is a degenerate
>Lincoln climbed up into the attic, he just wanted to see if his Lola's remark about his coffee mugs was true
>"Hmm.." He looked around the dim attic, just as he was ready to give up, there it was, in plain sight
>"Do not open? Okay." Lincoln opened the box, but there were no coffee mugs, just video tapes, the one on top had a label reading "Making Lily."
>"What.. Is this..?" Lincoln kept looking in the box, each tape had a similar if not identical title, with a different sibling name
>"He'll never find it. Mom and Dad are good at hiding stuff." Lori scoffed loudly.
>"You're right, I found something else, everybody meet me in the living room."
>Lincoln walked down from the attic clutching the box for dear life, walking down the stairs, everyone was sitting on the couch, Lincoln emptied the box out onto the coffee table
>Luan picked up a video, reading the title aloud "Lynn scores a goal."
>"Let's watch this one!" Luan said, putting it into the VCR
>The video had some static for a bit, then a blue screen, then finally there it was, their parents sitting on a bed
>"How about we try making Lynn Jr. again?"
>"..We've had four girls already.. What makes you so sure this one will be a boy?"
>"I'm not.. But what's the harm in trying."
>Their parents began to undress, and Lynn Sr. began to pound Rita in every way imaginable, the sisters looked on in shock, except Leni, she sat there confused.
>The door opened, it was Lynn Jr.
>"Hey guys! What're we watching?--Oh man, that guy is really giving it to that chick!" Lynn was blissfully unaware who the two people where
>"Call me J. Pizzy.. Call me J. Pizzy!"
>"Paint my insides, J. Pizzy!" Rita moaned and Lynn Sr. blew a load into her, he grabbed the camera, zooming in on her hairy snatch, overflowing with cum
>"Hopefully that'll give me Lynn Jr."
>"..Y--I--I can't keep letting you do this, we can't keep having kids!" Rita gasped.
>It suddenly dawned on Lynn who these people were, her jaw dropped, they'd watched their parents bang
>>6268353
Takes one to know one.
>>6268290
Same reason people draw Lynn dolled up sometimes.
>>6268276
Oh you're actually mentally retarded.
I love her so much
>>6268353
Sounds like a compliment.
>>6268389
Do you think she practiced on Clyde to be able to fit that in her mouth? I think so.
>>6268367
Oh my.
>>6268374
Yeah, but Lynn looks good, RA just looks like a monkey wearing a skirt.
I will make it my life goal to invent the technology to bring animated characters to life and then I'm going to marry this girl.
Requesting Lucy Loud in this pose with her underwear showing, with the following dialogue:
Linc: "Now this is an improvement!"
Lucy: "Real mature, Lincoln."
Soon
>>6268367
Do they watch them all?
Do they start to enjoy it?
>>6268367
>Luanne
pic related pulls up next to you at a red light
>nice jalopy, faggot!
what do?
>>6268580
Seriously, why were they THERE? Two six year-olds drivin around in a little toy car.
>>6268580
Stay in second gear until I hit sixty once the light turns green and leave them choking on funes.
>>6267657
That's kinda funny.
>>6268367
A time lapse of all the sex tapes throughout their years would be great.
Just imagine the evolution of Rita''s bush
>>6268533
NO
>>6268533
Never.
>>6268588
what type of toy car takes fuckin gasoline
>>6268602
you cannot escape the inevitable
>>6268533
I mean, she called him the Clydesdale
She probably sees him as the optimal person to breed her.
>>6268580
Y-yeah?
Well y-you have sex with your brother
>>6268081
Why would Luna be naughty?
>>6268625
Bobby called him that too. What do you mean by this?
>>6268643
Staying out past curfew, breaking her instruments and furniture, and causing blackouts to name a few things
>>6268625
Maybe she doesn't want to refer to him by his nickname because she doesn't like him.
>>6268650
It means he knows Clyde is a part of the true ladykiller master race.
>>6268650
bobby and clyde confirmed butt buddies
>>6268650
I guess Bobby doesn't want a bull, but rather a stallion for Lori.
>>6268622
Neither will Clyde when they decide they made enough episodes featuring him
>>6268670
What?
>>6268672
HE DINDU NUFFIN!!
>>6268687
DROP THE FUCKING WEAPON!
>>6268686
He's stating that calling him clydedale is an indication of attraction and desire for intimacy. I'm saying that using it instead of his nickname that everyone he's friends with uses is an indication that she want to maintain distance between them.
>>6268705
Please remove this image, thanks.
>>6268601
this is fuckin' hot
>>6268537
nope to the second maybe yes to the first it depends if you guys really want that
>>6268564
i took that picture before the show aired and i thought it was The LoudE House
>>6268441
is that a good oh my or a bad oh my?
>>6268580
This car bothers me so much. At first I thought it was battery powered, but then we find out it runs on gas. How the fuck are they allowed to drive that shit INSIDE? Also, how they fuck are they allowed out in traffic with it?
>>6268716
Not hum, but what?
>>6268367
Christ there is something wrong with the soul of /tlhg/
>>6268601
Imagine the evolution of Rita's figure.
>>6268750
Yeah i'd like to see more if you're up for it
>>6268580
Challenge them to a race and blast euro beat.
>>6268668
Oh yeah...well she's on my good list.
>>6268754
Read the reply chain
Is it /ourguy/ posting time?
>>6268829
Clyde is NOT Phee, how dare you!
>>6268829
No. Its Lana time
Good morning brothers! How goes your Friday mornings so far?
>>6268829
Lets do it
>>6268837
Your lucky I like both of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KhTBiPuVE
>>6268064
I can't watch it was it Christmas Eve? Cause there are some that open a gift on Christmas Eve.
>>6268829
We posting Pop Pop?
>>6268865
Pop pop is too based for the likes of us. I mean why do you think scoots can't walk?
>>6268716
"Clydesdale" is probably the most well-known name that contains "Clyde" in it.
The only one they may know even remotely as well is Clyde Frog, but unless you watch "South Park" or are an oldfag from Mississippi where Clyde Frog originated on their local PBS broadcasts you probably wouldn't know it well enough to use as a nickname for Clyde.
>>6268621
Why are people acting like this is a new development?
>>6267054
where do you get those pictures?
>>6268829
Pigtails and a dress and he'd be my waifu. I'm ashamed but I want to break this nigger into a cute little slave wife who will serve her master's every whim.
>>6268824
I am. "Clydesdale" IS the nickname, and she did call him it.
>>6268907
its not, just something that makes me wonder why
>>6268851
Here I am,
Remember when Luna was a monkey?
>>6268928
>She will never peel your bannana
>>6268917
Lola probably got Lisa to do it so she can actually go places with it. Or, even, Lisa did it, on her own, since "why not?".
>>6268916
Clydesdale is an actual name, and what clyde is derived from.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PENLsc-jDt8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wcswws-FeI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKC4jmE5_6A
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WJxPzTIUo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyDfaVqzXis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DW-U6rXVO0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAM3YO38GDQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQjY-OgBk9I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhbyOk2_2Q8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WopxxHLqB0c
>>6268942
Nigger, are you stupid? His name is Clyde McBride.
Clydesdale was a NICKNAME for Clyde. His full name isn't Clydesdale McBride.
>Luna plucked at her guitar half-heartedly.
>For once, she just wasn't feeling it.
>It wasn't that she was too sad or depressed to play. That would only mean she'd play sad and depressing music.
>No, today she was just... bored.
>She glanced down at her guitar. Same strings. Same body.
>Not the same fun.
>She groaned.
>Fortunately for her, a particularly energetic sister picked that moment to walk through the door.
>"Hey, Luna!" Lynn greeted as she bounded through the door.
>"Lynn! Hey, what's going on?" Luna exclaimed, trying (and failing) not to sound too eager to see her little sister.
>"I'm looking for Lincoln," explained Lynn. "Have you seen him around?"
>Luna's face dropped a bit.
>"Oh... no, I haven't seen him... but maybe I could help you out! What do you need him for?"
>Lynn blinked.
>"Uh, nothing," she sputtered. "Just wanted to play Hock- I mean Soccer with him."
>Luna perked back up, noting, but ignoring, Lynn's curious response.
>"I used to play Soccer back in the day," Luna said. "Want me to stand in? I've got nothing better to do."
>"N-no, that's fine," Lynn answered with a hasty shake of her head. She was inching out the door, clearly uncomfortable at her advances.
>"It's not a problem at all. We don't spend enough time together, you and me."
>"You're right, we should, but I kind of already promised Lincoln I'd play with him," the younger sister said, glancing into the hallway.
>Luna's smile faded away again.
>"If you don't want to hang out, just say so, dude," she remarked.
>"It's not that, really! I just-"
>"Nah, it's cool," Luna shrugged. "I like to avoid people sometimes too."
>It was the truth, but every word only made her feel worse and worse.
>"It's really not that at all," Lynn insisted.
>"I said don't worry about it," Luna repeated with a wave of her hand. "I know you weren't planning on playing Soccer. Have fun with whatever you're really doing."
>Luna picked up her guitar again and resumed her plucking.
Needs more Luna
>>6268837
>You will never play in the snow with your daughter Lana
>>6268955
>Lynn looked back and forth between the door and her sister.
>Luna could tell the girl felt guilty, which only made her feel worse.
>Not only was she feeling down, but she was spreading the mood. Fantastic.
>She closed her eyes and tilted her head back as she played her tune.
>The sound of the door closing prompted her reopen an eye and glance around.
>Rather than leave to go find Lincoln, Lynn had closed the door and sat down on the floor in front of her.
>"Completely unrelated," Lynn began, her eyes pointed down, "but have you ever had a boyfriend?"
>Luna halted her plucking and sat up.
>"You mean like Lori and Bobby?" she asked, confused by the sudden question.
>Lynn shook her head.
>"No, just someone you were close enough to to... you know."
>Luna raised her eyebrow.
>"Are you asking if I have somebody I... get physical with?"
>"Well... yeah, but someone you also trust," Lynn elaborated, her face almost as red as her jersey.
>Luna sat back and thought for a second.
>"Well," she started slowly. "I don't see sex the same way most folks do. To me it's a good time, but to someone like Leni or Lori it's a step in a relationship. I wouldn't say I've got anyone like what you're asking though. Why do you ask?"
>"I... never mind," Lynn mumbled. "I shouldn't have- It's nothing."
>"Did you find someone like that?" Luna ventured.
>Lynn shook her head furiously.
>"No, nothing like that!" She assured her.
>A smile tugged at Luna's lips.
>"Come on, Lynn, you can tell me," the older sister coaxed. "You don't have to tell me who it is..."
>Luna trailed off as the queerest thought crossed her mind.
>"... unless... you already... did..."
>Wide eyed, Lynn shook her head.
>"No! I'm telling you, I'm just curious!"
>Luna wasn't listening to her protests though.
>As perverted as the thought was, it made too much sense.
>Lynn's behavior in this conversation suddenly made much more sense.
>"You and Lincoln are actually banging aren't you?"
How does this pic makes you feel?
>>6269031
Oh shit!
>>6269047
people gotta eat
>>6268974
>you will never hold lana as she pulls the trigger and takes her first kill
>>6269059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSFnmM12LOQ
>>6269031
>>6268955
Please, continue.
>>6269031
>>6269053
>>6269069
>Lynn buried her beet red face in her hands.
>"I shouldn't have said anything," she groaned. "I should have just left."
>Meanwhile, Luna set aside her guitar and put her hands on her head slowly.
>"I can't believe this..." Luna murmured. "How long has this been going on?"
>"You can't tell anybody!" Lynn pleaded. "If Lincoln founds out I told anyone..."
>Luna laughed.
>"Your secret is safe with me, dude," she grinned. "For real this time. Not like the McBrides thing."
>Lynn groaned again.
>"Don't worry about a thing," Luna comforted, placing her hand on Lynn's shoulder. "Telling anyone else would be against my best interest."
>Slowly looking up, Lynn asked, "Why is that?"
>A full blown grin stretched across the rocker chick's face.
>"I want in on this, dude."
>"What?!" Lynn blurted, shocked.
>Luna winked at her sister before licking her lips.
>"The best rock and roll stars," Luna explained, "were all freaks. None of the top dogs are normal in any sense of the word. Incest? Now that's textbook freaky. That's a pill I gotta swallow."
>Lynn opened her mouth to protest, to explain herself, to say anything, but she couldn't form any words.
>She simply looked into the perverted eyes of her older sister with a myriad of emotions.
>A knock at the door interrupted them.
>"Hey, do you know where Lynn is?" Lincoln's voice called. "We were supposed to play Soccer together."
>"She's in here, dude!" Luna called back as she stood up.
>Lynn watched wordlessly as Luna walked over to the door and opened it, revealing Lincoln himself.
>"Come on in," Luna invited along with a wave of her arm.
>"Uh, okay," Lincoln agreed, giving Lynn a confused glance.
>He started to walk towards her, but stopped when Luna locked the door behind him.
>"What's going on, guys?" he asked nervously.
>"Go ahead and tell him, Lynn," Luna gleefully prompted.
>Lynn put her face in her hands again.
>Lincoln chuckled nervously.
>"Tell me what?"
>>6269064
>Forgot link and was about to add it
Fucking hive mind.
>>6269064
Damn, I really wanted to read the comments of this video
>>6269071
I am excitement
>>6269064
>Implying Lana woud kill animals
>>6269071
MORE I WANT MORE
>>6269071
>>6269090
>>6269107
>"I told her about us," Lynn admitted. "She wants in."
>Lincoln's eyes widened.
>He snapped his head towards his older sister.
>Luna was beside herself with excitement, but she cleared her throat and took on a serious expression.
>With her usual casual attitude, she wrapped her arm around his shoulders.
>"You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do, bro," Luna assured him. "This isn't blackmail or anything."
>Like Lynn before him, Lincoln couldn't manage any words. They clearly had not prepared for this.
>"I... I..."
>Suddenly, the door burst open, chunks of doorframe splintering hazardously across the room.
>"What the FUCK did I just hear?" Lori yelled through the doorway.
>"Lori?" The three sputtered simultanously.
>The eldest sister grabbed Luna and Lincoln by their ears and pulled them apart.
>"Ow! It was a joke, Lori! Honest" Luna lied.
>"Don't you play with me," spat Lori. "This is a christian household, you freaks."
>"You can't just come in here and judge us!" Lynn argued, suddenly indignant now that her pride had been stung.
>"Don't think I don't already know about the football team, Lynn," Lori shot back with a glare. "You guys are just lucky it was me that found you and not Mom and Dad."
>Lynn scowled.
>"Why is that?" Lincoln challenged, still wincing from her grip on his ear. "So you can lord it over us to feel superior?"
>Lori smirked at the boy.
>For the next four hours, Lori reamed the three of them with dragon dildos until they collectively swore off the idea of sex and became good christians who served Jesus with all their heart. The end.
>>6269096
She knows how death works, her snake went to the he basement to die and it seems no one was really hiding it.
>>6269111
Gotta be honest, did not see that coming.
>>6267440
>>6269096
Please, if anyone would pick up deer hunting it'd be Lola.
>>6269111
You just made me angry at the pope
>>6269137
Heh, you can tell when I got bored of writing it and decided to cut it off.
>>6269111
>Then Lori went back to her bedroom and pleasured herself with the wet, sticky tools of her trade for four more hours.
>Then she texted Bobby that she was tired and she'd have to reschedule their date.
>Then Luan pleasured herself while watching the videos of both events.
>The Real End
>>6268367
They watched Lynn Jrs conception
>>6269111
That was a bit disappointing
>>6269111
I'll be honest, wasn't really feeling this one, but this is a way more interesting turn of events.
>>6269182
>and then Lynn and Lincoln continue having a non polyamourus relationship with just each other because their love is pure
>>6269201
>The Real Beginning
>>6269162
fuck off don patch
>>6269201
Perfect
Just watched the new episode
>Brown qt appears again.
>Still no Christina
Will we ever see her again?
>>6269200
What episode was this from?
Remember when the writefags used to make good fanfics?
Good times.
>>6268367
>"Are.. All of them like this?" Lynn said, looking at the treasure trove of of VHS tapes spread out across the table.
>"..I'm not sure..--This one sounds good, 'Rita Does Something Funny'" Lincoln read aloud.
>Luan's face become one painted in suspicion
>"Maybe let's not watch that one?--What about this? 'Lynn and Rita Get Dirty(FILTHY PRINCESS)'" Luan grabbed the tape from Lincoln replacing it, she looked down at it, hiding it behind her back
>"Let's watch it..." Lincoln ejected the old tape and put in the new one, it almost instantly began.
>It was Rita and Lynn Sr., Rita was dressed as a princess, while Lynn was dressed as a cowboy, the two were carving pumpkins.
>"Look at you, you're such a mess.." Rita quipped in a sultry voice, even Lincoln almost had a boner--ALMOST had a boner.
>"Whattaya say we go clean up? Lori and Leni are at a sleep over and the other kids are fast asleep."
>"..Let's do it.." Lynn closed the garage door behind them, his pants practically fell off, Rita took some pumpkin guts and slathered them all over his dong.
>"I think I'm in the mood for some.. Pumpkin Pie.." Luan laughed as she heard her father make this out of place sex pun, and then there it was again, their parents banging once more.
>"You're a naughty little princess, aren't you?"
>"Come on cowboy, don't be so--Don't be so rough! Be gentle!" Rita bit her lip, moaning
>"I'm gonna break you in, princess.. Make you nice and dirty.."
>Everyone was horrified, they didn't know how to react, surely one of these tapes had to be something worth watching
>Lynn finally did his final couple of thrusts, the two sweaty and covered in pumpkin guts, Lynn pulled himself out, and grabbed Rita's pretty pink dress, rubbing his cock on it
>Lola blinked, a bunch of times, then squinted trying to understand, Lana, was more focused on the pumpkin guts
>"...Is this how we were born?"
>"Wait--What?" Lana snapped out of her pumpkin gut daydream, she cringed.
>"I'm telling dad!"
>>6269250
Christina doesn't it.
Even if she realizes what she lost, it's too late now, she lost her chance
>>6269292
>doesn't deserve it
>>6269279
>fanfics
>good
>>6269295
some of them don't even create content. why avafag if you don't make anything?
>>6269271
Christmas episode
>>6269315
p much this though
>>6269279
I don't like fics, so no
>>6269287
>>6269316
the episode leaked? or it's just a short 1 minute thing
name CC who dont even make content
>>6269315
Why avafag in the first place, just give yourself a name and that's it
>>6269332
>>6269340
Shinji O'Toole
>>6269340
All the discordfags
>>6269336
requesting a version of this with her wearing her polka-dot boxers
>>6269340
What does this even mean?
>>6269340
Dave. What an asshole.
>>6269371
Dave here. I'm working on a 90k+ word Lynncoln fartfic. Will post when done.
>>6269386
unf nice
cant wait
>>6269386
>>6269354
This. It's nothing but a circlejerk
Anyone else here a piece of homstuck filth and wants to see a crossover.
>>6269509
t. Yari
>>6269361
He means cc who just stopped updating or left.
>>6269509
Nope
>>6269509
Not in the slightest.
Why is Lucy's episode called Back in Black?
>>6268752
no one stops at stopsigns in small towns
>>6269620
>>6269620
The kid is black
>>6269620
Because the writers are shit.
>>6269620
Cause in the end Lucy learns to just be herself. Also, probably a pun on something.
We build great railroad for you and you kick us out of countrrry rreeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
>>6269567
t. df
New thread? We're on Page 10
Next thread:
>>6269767
This thread was shit.
>>6270084