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Zootopia General: NOIR Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
ZTArchive: ztarchive.com
Desustorage: desuarchive.org/trash
Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/6249478/
Current TT Theme: Noir (Submissions are due TODAY)
More information: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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cyuuuk
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>remmy's 4.5" ramrod
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>>6258212
>People will never edit images of your face to make silly reaction images online
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pastor, MC, or hypnosis art? does it exist?
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What did they mean by this
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Can someone draw a gender role reversal on Nick and Judy?
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>>6258355
10 hours paint.net
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>>6258332
>Interspecies are more common than you thins
that also mean Zoo2pia won't be about Judy and Nick having trouble for being a interspecies couple.
>Implying they are going to become a couple
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>>6258355
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>>6258328
Whatever the amount, it's not enough.
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>>6258377
>Implying they are going to become a couple

fug you
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>>6258372
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https://vid.me/qhla

Z O O T W A V E
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>>6258390
Id let him fug me
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>>6258190
Oh, I didn't see this. Nice work whoever did that pic
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>>6258328
Not much, and very little.
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>>6258438
It's not gay if it's prey
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Mmmm.... I think it's done, what you guys think?
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>>6258589
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>>6258433
Brilliant
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>>6258589
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/19534939

Nice job, Clunky
When the only complaint that can spring to mind is that I want more, you know you did a good job.
I mean, not Intake length, but a bit more would be nice as well.
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>>6254914
Like I said, way raunchier than what I did with it. I was also kinda tired though.

I may come back to the other elements of it too, later. I liked this mini-greentext.

>>6255409
She is Christmas cake, yes.

>>6255484
His hips are nowhere near as wide as his sister's anon.
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>>6258190
Oh wow, this is a awesome pic.

>>6258433
This made me feel nostalgic in ways that shouldn't be possible

Time to watch the movie again

>>6258589
This is cool! Especially Nick. Lackadaisy/Zootopia crossover when
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>>6258728
Percy domming Clancy, even as a bottom, is just too good.
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>>6258332
the same thing they flat-out stated in the documentary
>interspecies relationships are accepted in Zootopia and everyone is totally cool with them


TEARY FANFIC WRITERS ETERNALY BTFO

HOW CAN "WE SAD" EDGEMASTERS EVER RECOVER
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if dubs i am going to stop craving for dubs
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>>6258433
>>6258589
Man, I love our CCs. You guys are great, all of you.
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>>6258328
Such an underrated fetish, and one of the hardest to find decent art for
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>>6258773
Percy applies a gentle touch regardless, I'm sure.
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>>6258328
I'm super into all three, even if I don't use it in my work much.

Again I have a limit though. I prefer to see the victim conflicting with themselves, their bodies/minds conflicting.

From what little I've seen of pastor, that seems to be ideal for that sort of thing.
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>>6258829
>Laughing snake dick
Never not adorable
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>>6258807

papa bless
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Nothing personnel,but i think you owe me one for calling me gay,kid.
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>>6258867
Maybe if you stopped being gay people would stop calling you gay.
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>>6258589
>>6258870
>>6258882
Woo, these are amazing! Absolutely love the harsh shadows!
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>>6258883
>Maybe if you stopped being gay people would stop calling you gay.
Kid,i'm the biggest hetero on earth!
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>>6258941
uhuh yeah sure okay
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Reposting for the new thread:


It was another cold day in the thread. The AC was busted in my office, so my only warmth came from the match that lit my cigarette, the tumbler full of whisky on my desk, and the .45 strapped under my arm.

Then she came in. She closed the door behind her, and leaned back against the door reading "PRIVATE EYE" with an icy air of resignation which generally means there's a question burning on her lips that she's afraid to ask but has to know anyway.

Noir. The question hit me like the butt of a revolver behind the left ear. What was it?

Where to begin? Do I focus on the two-tone aesthetic, visually representing the black-and-white hard boiled morality? I blew smoke into the air and mulled over the imperceptible blending of the two, where the lines between good and evil cross imperceptibly together till you couldn't tell them apart.

The alcohol burned in just the right way as it went down, helping me to mull over the bleak cynicism of the genre, where compassion and camaraderie crumble to fatal, cynical Darwinism. The only thing scarier than a two-ton goon with a gun was a smiling dame with a tear in her eye, because its the knife you don't see that cuts the deepest.

It all seemed too ambiguous to put into words, so I took my trench coat and fedora, walked out into the rainy alleyway and hit the beat, looking to find examples...

So send me on over your fics and I'll give 'em a read!
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>>6256229
>DLC where you get to play one of the supporting cast
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>>6258857
Forgot to write that this is my submission for the TT but I think this is obvious...
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>>6258935
Glad you like it!
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>>6258857
Nick looks good but I think you draw Judy's eyes too small for her head.
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>>6258853
That dick
Forever mocking him.
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>>6259064
Yah, I noticed that before but when I don't like how they look when I draw them xD. I'll try to make them bigger the Next time.
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>>6258867
I mean, it could be worse. I write you as a female.
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>>6259094
Best female
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>>6258394
>>6258508
I was sure it was dan nonexistent until I saw this:
>>6258821
my hero. It -does- exist

>>6258850
>I'm super into all three, even if I don't use it in my work much.
There's like nothing out there, but people clearly want it. do ittt

>Again I have a limit though. I prefer to see the victim conflicting with themselves, their bodies/minds conflicting.
Fucking nailed it. After that I lose interest
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>>6259157
Maybe I can do something with pastor in the future, if I get an idea.

Usually the thread is good at giving me ones when they least realize it.
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>>6259094
>>6259114
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>>6258993
If I can I will finish it soon, less than an hour (I hope)
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>>6258306
Well if you post a selfie on 4chan someone might :^)
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Why are there like four zoot threads
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>>6258332
They meant FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK ANYONE THAT VOTED FOR THE NEXT HITLER
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>>6259189
Is it time?!

>>6259225
Because Joker anon is vindictive enough to leave his temper tantrums up when people don't do what he wants.
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Still not great with shading, which made my sub fairly limited, considering the emphasis on shadows for noir but meh.
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>>6259189
On that note:

>A Place to Hide (No More)


>Jill Savage woke up early to the smell of fox and the feeling of a warm body wrapped around her.
>The scent should have put her on edge; there was a predator in the bunny’s den, their musk invaded what used to be a purely rabbit smelling bedroom.
>Jill’s only instinct was to snuggle closer to the fox lying next to her.
>”Good morning.”
>The doe murmured a good morning back, causing Nick to chuckle “Should I go get the coffee started?”
>”Fox, if you dare move out of this bed before the alarm goes off there will be a kick following you on your way out.”
>”What is it with you and kicking me?”
>”It’s the only way to teach the wild fox his place as my pillow.”
>Jill couldn’t quite suppress her grin when she heard Nick snort nor could she hide her sigh when the fox pulled her tighter against him.
>On some level, it amazed her of how fast she had gotten used to waking up next to Nick when this had been going on for only a few weeks.
>They had only started sharing a bed together a few days after Jill’s birthday, when they opened up more to each other and promptly made out.
>There was some spark between them they admitted, they both felt completely at ease when together.
>Jill even confessed that she had an attraction to the fox for some time, which caused Nick’s ears to heat up as he thought about the first week he had moved in with her and the sounds he heard from her bedroom.
>From that point on they slept together, generally using Jill’s own bed.
>Nick had to curl around her in order to fit on the small furniture, but neither had any real complaints.
>If Jill was being completely honest with herself she was getting addicted to this feeling of waking up next to someone, something that she had tossed away any thoughts of years ago.
>It was a wonderful feeling, her short claws running through Nick’s fur, his paws on her back, just lying togeth-
>”BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”

Cont.
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>>6259255
Its wonderful! I think the shading is quite good!
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>>6259255
I like it! Reminds me of a flash game circa 2004.

His snout is a little big/long, if you're looking for feedback.
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>>6259258
yesss
YESSSSS
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>>6259258
Nice, been looking forward to this
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>>6259258
IT BEGINS.
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>>6259258
I love it
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>>6259258
Here we go
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>>6258882
He looks so tired.
Great draw, Gerard,
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>>6259417
:3
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>>6259316
Thanks anon!

>>6259324
Thanks for the feedback. Yeah, I'm bad with proportions still. Looking back at it I drew his nose a bit too big too. All things to keep in mind for next time I guess.
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>>6259427
Stop being as cute as your Gideons. It's making my heart skip a beat.
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>>6259447
:C ok
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>>6259464
NO WAIT, I MESSED IT UP
KEEP BEING CUTE
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>>6259482
lol
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>>6259255
it's you. oh man, you're so fucking based. you're legit one of my fav drawfriends on this board
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Out of all the things to spam he chose mucimex
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>>6259064
>>6259091
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>>6258857
classy. thanks for sharing individual draws as well, you're the champ

>>6258870
>>6258882
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>>6259549
Kek

>>6259571
:> Glad you like them
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GOD SENT ME A VISION OF THE FUTURE

THE GOOD TIMES ARE HERE AGAIN
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>>6259549
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>>6259591
Well, for everyone except that fox...
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>>6258355
>gender role reversal
So, female cop Nick and male hustler Judy?
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Clunk here again.

If I get dubs I'll pop this xanax and read fanfiction. If not I'll do my homework

>>6259601
THE GOOD TIMES ARE HERE
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I like the idea of Noir, but man, I've managed all of zero ideas.
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>>6259601
The fox's problem are now over. Try to not be too jealous.
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>>6259619
I should be thankful but I'm naught

>>6259620
Fuck Noir, I've got a great idea i've wanted to do but am too lazy to follow up on
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>>6259619
Do your homework, champ! Kick its ass! Kill it!
Fuck it right in its ass until it stops crying and lets go.
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>>6259619
Guess you're doing homework, Clunk.

Reichstagsbrand author signing off saying I hope to have a new chapter up by the weekend.
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>>6259620
If you're up for it, we could do an idea workshop.
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>>6259633
But what if I want it to cry
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>>6259640
OH DOG I MISSED YOU

I LOVE YOU BROTHER
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>>6259640
Take care, HarryLime03!
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>>6259549
Nice
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ON ANOTHER NOTE, I UPDATED SHORT TAILS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS DESU

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/19534939

This time Judy is being taken to therapy
I'm feeling like a proper spazz. Post music you're listening to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDrH9wKveQY

I don't want to do my homework, I want to be creative and write. I feel it boiling in my bones.
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLURP
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>>6259540
Gosh, thanks anon, I appreciate the kind words!
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>>6259689
I'm in a Jazzy mood for TT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIr4eeWgX24
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>>6258857
o-oh. OH SHIT I completely skimmed past these. Fantastic work
>>6258867
>>6258870
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Evens: use the first ending
Odds: use the second one
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Man the thread's slowed down since I last came by

>>6259709
This is bumpin my dude.

>>6259736
I have no idea what i'm rolling for
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You guys know what surprises me? Nobody has posted themselves IRL yet

At least to the best of my knowledge.
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>>6259762
No, I rolled for my TT submission. I had two possible endings. You will see.
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>>6259762
I think everyone is scrambling to finish their TTs.We usually average 6 to 8 pieces off writing.
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>>6259770
What, a lot of people have posted, the reticence man, 2/10, fat slob (though with a covered face), etc.
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>>6259770
The fuck would we wanna do that for?
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>>6259792
God damn. I wish I could contribute. Too busy, just slacking

>>6259793
No shit? Wow. I guess I'm not surprised

>>6259796
IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS IN GENERALS GAIBOIIII
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>>6259642
And how would we do that?
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>>6259770
Post yours so I can finally put a face to clunk
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>>6259811
Just depends on what stage you're at and what you want to make! Once we find an idea to work with, we can expand on it and make a proper outline, and continue from there!

Tell me, do you write? Draw? Both? Neither?
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>>6259831
n-no

Maybe if I pop this xanax and I do it properly inebriated
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Fuck, Thursday night and my fic is nowhere near done. Hopefully I'm not the only one posting their thing tomorrow.
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>>6259770
because /soc/ is cancer
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Hey guys, I miss anything since last night?
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>>6259867
I once did a noir fic. I think it's time to revive it.
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>>6259770
That's literally what the discord is for. There's a channel there specifically to contain that specific cancer so it doesn't spread anywhere else.
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>>6259868
It's the only way for some anons to live out their fantasies though
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>>6259895
...well.
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>>6259895
I once accidentally posted my face here as the starter of the thread

>Wanted to start the new thread before the rest of you faggots
>Got too into it and accidentally picked a picture of my face for the thread image
>Linked to it

Somewhere out there, some anon has a copy of Clunkbot's face
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>>6259838
God, I can no draw for shit. I'm a writer, and honestly I've got no ideas for storyline, just an AU setting: Nick doesn't step in to help with Bogo, Judy leaves the force, not wanting to give up her life in the city, becomes a PI instead.
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>>6259258

>“Fuck me.” Jill groaned out.
>”Maybe later Cottontail.”
>Jill glared up at the fox who only grinned back at her while wiggling his eyebrows, causing her to smirk.
>”BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”
>”Turn that alarm off please.”
>”Sure thing,” Nick slid his paws down Jill’s bare sides before he got up from the bed, turning off the alarm on his way to the closet.
>As Jill got up to dress herself she thought of the other dynamic that changed with their new relationship; Nick’s physical affections.
>He couldn’t seem to keep his paws off of her in some way; kisses and touches were a constant from him.
>She never resisted of course, she adored these moments together.
>This was her fox, and she was his bunny-
>Except for when they were in public, she thought with a frown.
>Jill wondered if anyone else could see it; how Nick had to hold himself back when she was Jack, keep his paws from her own, restrain himself from kissing her.
>Too many questions would be asked if they were open with their relationship, it would be too hard to keep her real nature secret if they didn’t control themselves.
>It wasn’t at all fair to him to hide because of her secret, but he wouldn’t voice any complaints.
>He said he would wait until she was ready…
>’Soon, I’ll come out soon.’
>Eleven years and she still hasn’t come out with it, still pretending to be Jack because she was stupid and scared-
>’I accept you Jill.’
>-scared of what others would say about her lying for years when right here was a fox that knew Jill, didn’t turn away in anger-
>’To hell with it.’

Cont.
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>>6259940
Eagerly waiting for more
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>>6259937
Holy shit we're actually pretty close on that lol
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>>6259884

Staying up to watch the election burned a lot of time that I could have spent writing. Honestly the whole thing has me in sort of a funk.
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>>6259937
PI Judy is liiiiiit! And with your story setting, there could be an immesurable amount of time between the events of the movie and when the story takes place.

Bellwether in office, preds going 'savage', nobody knowing about Night Howlers, city falling apart, its awesome!

Have you read a lot of Noir? Do you know the literary style? Would you like some references?

>>6259967
Heya buddy, I bet we could all collaborate on some world building!
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>>6259916
I really love these designs and that fact makes me angry.
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>>6258589
this pleases me
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>>6259895
Whatever happened to chef?
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Finally, I can post my submission.
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>>6259993
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>>6258225
>Someone keeps posting this one

Well I'm glad someone likes it at least.
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>>6260051
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>>6259733
>>6259993

ty
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>>6259964
Just a bit of a warning, it is going to be slow. I only had a bit of this written at the beginning of the day and pushing myself to write as much as possible; probably going to be going into tomorrow.
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>>6259967
I'm not surprised someone else had the same idea, but where to go from there can take vastly different paths

>>6259978
Actually if you have some good short story references I would love that, locking down the writing style is difficult since I don't read a lot of it.
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>>6260057
We need more cumshots, Inky.
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>>6260051
>>6260060
Neat! Femme fatale Judy would be an interesting character.
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>>6260102
I don't have too many on me, but maybe I can do some in the near future.
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>>6260060
And all these images are for the other TT submission, behold

http://pastebin.com/ATbhHpa8

Some anons complained that Jack was always the cuckmaster or superspy, so I tried a different approach with him. So I made him the protagonist of this Noir TT Pastebin.
If Comic, Canidae or whoever else want to read it, I'm more than happy.

I'm sorry if the overall quality is not satisfying, I has been a busy week and it was difficult to find the time.
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>>6260146
Also the coloured version because why not.
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Giraffes have lips. Edy just wears lipstick while Molly goes au naturale.
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>>6260099
Can do!

Here's The Killers, by Ernest Hemingway. Super brutal style, very straight-to-the-point no frills. Lots of people cite this story as proto-noir.
http://dj-english.wikispaces.com/file/view/The%20Killers.pdf

If you wanted for a more 'traditional' noir, here's some short stories by Dashiell Hammett, creator of Sam Spade of The Maltese Falcon fame:
http://www.fadedpage.com/showbook.php?pid=20120735

And for a longer story, here's Raymond Chandler's Trouble Is My Business, starring another great of Noir, Philip Marlowe:
http://ae-lib.org.ua/texts-c/chandler__trouble_is_my_business__en.htm
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Guys, I have a request. I once wrote something for TT which was "drunkenness"

Would anyone be down to read it and give me critiques before I update Short Tails with it?
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>>6260051
>>6260060
>>6260146
>>6260160
WOO! First read through request of the day! I'll get right on it!

>>6260221
Heya buddy! I'd be happy to! And I bet you Canidae would be, too!
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>>6260146
>>6260160
Jade Carrot, huh? Sounds interesting! I'll make sure to read it later tonight.
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>>6260221
For the life of me I can't tell why you didn't just link it with the disclaimer that you wanted critique.
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>>6259770
posting OfficerFoxe
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>>6260312
kill
yourself
/soc/
cancer
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>>6260288
>>6260239
Thank you. This is an old piece I never finished properly.

http://pastebin.com/ZDGuwXZt
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>>6259770
The mechanic did once I think.
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>>6260334
why you hate this beautiful foxe so much?
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>>6260370
Is he the ones who did it by accident? Because I seem to remember someone linking the wrong pic once and us getting an image of them
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Hello fellow anonymous Zootopians!

We are two college students taking a census for our sociology course.

Can you please rank every species of mammals into the following categories:

Best Tier
Great Tier
Good Tier
Meh Tier
Bad Tier
Worst Tier
Trash Tier

If you forget any species we won't count it against you. You're anonymous, after all! You may also take their usefulness to society into consideration, as well as your own personal preju--I mean, biases.
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Step 8: Complete
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>>6260404
No that was me.

I think
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>>6260383
>why you hate
First off, I've talked with the guy, so while I wouldn't call him a friend, I definitely don't hate him.
Second off, you're memeing me kiddo; you know posting people's faces on 4chan is a fucking terrible idea
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don't forget to add yourself to the census if you'd like.

http://ztgcensus.tumblr.com/submit
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>>6260383
You're pretty ugly famalam.
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>>6259770
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>>6260437
>Great Tier
Canids
>Good Tier
Lagomorpha
>Meh Tier
>Bad Tier
>Worst Tier
>Trash Tier
everything else
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>>6260360
Jesus, that was something else. Very unexpected.
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>>6260360
God damn Clunk, good to have you back
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>>6260437
We already know that skunks and raccoons are trash tier.

The latter especially so much so, that they're known as trash pandas around the city.

Then with worst, you have at least possums. Everything and everyone else is subjective after that.
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>>6260051
>>6260060
>>6260146
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>/soc/posting

I miss discord.
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>>6260481
i will gonna post pics, and you can't stop me!
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>>6260524
>>6260539
I'm glad you guys liked it.
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>>6260541
>Other people using this image now
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>>6260564
Poor Rosie, no place among the sewer rodents.
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>>6260564
>>6260574
Dumb fox
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>>6260129
>>6260239
>>6260273
>>6260541
Thank you all!
Now here is extremely late, so I have to leave you.
I hope you will like the submission.
Goodnight /ztg/
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>>6260360
Jesus man
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>>6260360
>Thinking it's about to get lewd
>Then it turns into 1960's Orwell
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>>6260564
>>6260590
Truly tragic
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>>6260360
>"I make no promises, though I might not have to arrest you for baring your fangs at me."
Did you mean "I might have to"?
About halfway through there's a shitton of question marks. Is that a formatting error on my end or not?

Also I'm a bit confused. Is she trying to provoke him so she can arrest him?
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>>6260636
>Did you mean "I might have to"?
Yes, i did. Good catch

>About halfway through there's a shitton of question marks. Is that a formatting error on my end or not?
Probably

>Also I'm a bit confused. Is she trying to provoke him so she can arrest him?
She's drunk as fuck and is just fucking around with him. At one point she wants the fawxcock but at another point she just wants to hurt him for not getting what she wants

>>6260608
I dunno, I just wrote it that way

>>6260623
I don't really do lewds. But I am fascinated with the collars concept.
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>>6258589
Boner no, this isn't even lewd.
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>>6260636
OHHH the question mark thing? I have no idea. Pastebin did that
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>>6260520
>>6260540
Yes, good. It seems canids are the preferred species among anonymous users of the internet, while raccoons and skunks contribute little to our society.

However only two responses don't make for a strong census. We're going to need more data.
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>>6260793
Oh, before you go, I forgot to mention giraffes.

Giraffes are also trash tier. Damn longnecks have to make everything just so damn inconvenient in this town.
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>>6260829
>Forgetting sheep as well
Definition of trash
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>>6260846
Naw, sheep are pretty bad, but they aren't trash tier.

Only one step ahead tho. Sheep are worst tier.
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>>6260829
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>>6260793
Ewes are the worst though. They lie and manipulate the media to make preds look bad every day.
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Can I just gloat for a second? Okay, this is a comment I got on Intake.

>I feel that there are many kinds of fanfiction going around in this fandom. Many of them are very good, with original and entertaining ideas, exploring exciting possibilities for the characters, their interactions, their relationships, their feelings and their personalities. Every little bit of good fiction I've read seems to add it's touch to an evolving headcanon which I've pieced together selectively by the sum of all these concepts I've come in contact with. And with this work, you've added an enormous amount of depth and complexity to it. The personalities of the characters presented, their struggles, and an organic and believable absolution which was meticulously fed to the reader, all managed to bring substance to them, and especially Nick.

>I'll me holding on to this story, Clunkbot. Andrew (which is also my real name, funnily enough) just entered my ever-growing headcanon, and he's here to stay.

>I'll be delighted to read more from you.

I literally squeed like a Tumblr bitch
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>>6259940

>”Nick?”
>”Yeah?”
>”This Saturday…we should go out.”
>Jill turned towards Nick only to see him staring right back at her with wide eyes.
>The fox opened and closed his mouth a few times before he found his voice, “S-sure, what do we need to get?”
>’Take the out! Take the out! Take the out before it is too late you idiot-‘
>”We don’t need to get anything, we just bought groceries you dumb fox.” Jill said with an uneasy grin, “I meant for us to ‘go out’ on a date. You and me. Nick and Jill.”
>She kept her blue eyes locked with Nick’s green gaze, hoping he would get the message, hoping he would understand-
>”That sounds great.”
>The fox smiled and she felt herself relax, glad that he was on board.
>It would be one step at a time, it would be slow, but she would push past this. For them. For him-
>”I can’t wait to see the reactions of everyone we pass by when they smell you on me.”
>Jill pulled her ears over her face with a groan, trying to ignore Nick’s laughter.
>She couldn’t stop the smile that appeared on her face though.


>”Hey Nick, are you busy Saturday?”
>Nick blinked as he looked towards his smiling partner in crime fighting, “Actually yeah, why?”
>Judy’s smile faltered, “Oh…I thought we could hang out at my place…we haven’t hung out together in a while.”
>Nick rubbed the back of his head and grimaced, looking away from his best friend.
>Even before Jill and he got together he had started spending less time with Judy, with anyone else really.
>This only got worse once they admitted their feelings, choosing to spend time together at home rather than go out with co-workers.
>It wasn’t right to anyone really, and he wondered how Judy must feel about him blowing her off recently.

Cont.
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>>6260953
Nick. Do not do the wacky sitcom "two dates at the same time" thing Nick.

It never works.
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>>6260437
>Best Tier
Adorable Donkeys
>Great Tier
Non-adorable Donkeys
>Good Tier
Other Equines
>Meh Tier
Non-equine ungulates
>Bad Tier
Mammals with those freaky paws
>Trash Tier
Anything smaller than my hoof
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>>6261024
Gayest image of 2016 senpai
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>>6260947
Nice, grats dude!
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>>6260829
>>6260846
>>6260871

Oooh, that's an interesting statistic!

Do you mind if we gauge why? You seem to consider them a detriment to society, but we must admit we're curious as to why.

On that note, why are canids and lagomorphs superior? Why are raccoons and skunks also in the trash tier?

Keep in mind you don't need to answer. We're here to gather survey data after all. We're asking out of personal curiosity.

>>6260941
Oh anon, that's silly! You think ewes have control over the media? That doesn't sound right...

>>6261024
Now THIS is more data for the books. This adds a stark contrast to our previous data. Since we're asking anyway, what makes donkeys the superior species?
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>>6261058
>>6261024
I'll give you some fuckin' data

Badgers are the best species ever. They collect the news like they collect welfare checks. HARD
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>>6260312
Handsome/10
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>>6261058
>what makes donkeys the superior species
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>>6261058
Lies! We know all about what sheep do behind closed doors.We know what happened with the '99 election and the Kennedy assassination. Sheep were there, they've always been there!
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Oh geez

Yeah I might have to postpone my TT submission to tomorrow
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>>6261049
Thanks bro. Means a lot to me actually. More than it should.
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>>6261058
>You seem to consider them a detriment to society, but we must admit we're curious as to why.
I don't know, something about the way they look is just terrible. I gotta commend female sheep for managing to degrade themselves enough to keep the population growing.
Same goes for giraffes.
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>>6261083
Badgers really are the cutest, possums are close second.
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>>6261058

>Best tier
Sheep
Ewes
Prey species
The guy who gets me my order at Bug Burga
>Middle tier
Horned rams
>Low tier
Stoats
Most canids
>Worst tier
Wolves
Hyenas
Al
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>>6261058
>On that note, why are canids ... superior?
Knotted fox dick
>and lagomorphs...?
Bunny cunny
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>>6261124
Fellow Badger bro (or sister)!

What is your name. They call me Clunkbot.
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>>6261127
Go to bed, Remmy
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>>6261024
>those tiers
I don't understand what is wrong with you but you have my deepest sympathies for your incorrect tastes
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>>6261139
Just an anon who really likes sleepy badgers
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>>6259619
>>6261139
Oh hey Clunky! Long time no see!

>>6258589
>>6258857
>>6258870
>>6258882
Great stuff as always, Ger!

>>6259255
Can't unsee the shifty glance the car is giving.

>>6260051
Jack's desk off to the side is giving me Cornfed vibes, like Nick is a terrible detective and Jack picks up the slack.

>>6260437
>Can you please rank every species of mammals into the following categories:
>Best Tier
>Great Tier

Raccoons, dexterous paws down.

But lets forget your silly other tiers, and instead work with two newer and better ones:

>Cool In My Books Tier

Bunners, foxies, badgers, otters, wolfos (including cake eating halfbreedies), aaand diks.

>Sexy Tier

Beavers and skunks.

>Worst Tier

Oh, well let's keep that in and saaayyy... Sheep and giraffes are kinda out of style lately; like a bad pair of corduroy bell-bottoms.
Ech.
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>>6261163
Well anon who likes sleepy badgers. I like you.
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>>6261049
wait what wait what what where is this from???
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>>6261180
LADDDDDDDDDDD

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP IT'S BEEN SO LONG
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>>6261143
>your incorrect tastes
My tastes and and 60+% of the rest of Zootopia's population.
Pawed folk are actually the minority in the city
(not counting Little Rodentia of course, which will skew any statistics you include it in)
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one of the first memes I made for the /co/ threads back in the days
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>>6261058
Do you know how many buildings in the city have to be built to accommodate giraffes? Do you know how expensive rent is in a building that's been built to "standard height"? Or who has to clean the tubes in smoothie shops if they spill, which they do about every other time.

The ones in the service industry are the worst. They literally and metaphorically look down on everyone like the mere fact that you showed up to order is such an inconvenience. Why should I give you a bigger tip that usual; because you're such a tall freak?

And speaking of, those sheep, rams, and the like? Ugly bunch. That wool of theirs always has that faint mildew-y smell no matter how much they say they shower. And their eyes, ugh....

What's worse is that there are some who DO have the decency to wear those corrective contacts so they have NORMAL looking eyes, but most of them just go around looking like they got photoshopped.

And they're specist as fuck; did you know that the U of Z did a study and they found that about 60% of sheep have "strongly dislike" feelings towards preds? Who wants to hang out with assholes like them?
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>>6261216
the finnick/nick comic that came out a while ago

It came out with the graphic novel of the movie I think
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>>6261237
>>6261220
and as I posted that you posted one of my other memes! my nigga I was glad you were sharing my youtube vid
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>>6261257
I fucking love that video. I fucking love Bones.
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>>6261243
>decency to wear those corrective contacts
Is this a new -ism?
Eyeism?
Pupilism?
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>>6261237
>memories of threads gone by
>the bands I've grown to love
>the nuts I've busted to the then new and innocent WildeHopps stories
you're a cool guy anon
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>>6258589
Most of it is great, but Gideon's pitch-black coat is kind of overwhelming the pic.
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>>6261246
holly shit man I missed a big one

shit.

fuck my busy life, I have to buy it on amazon I guess?
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>>6261246
Oh shit that actually finally came out? I'll have to hunt it down. More Nick and Fin adventures!
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>>6261090
Donkies are superior for their hearing?

Er, I GUESS that's one way to judge species.

>>6261097
I'm afraid you've lost me anonymous. I didn't know we still had those odd conspirators living among us in this day and age. Then again, I guess former mayor Bellweather didn't help the sheep image. One bad apple shouldn't spoil the entire bunch, though!

>>6261116
> I gotta commend female sheep for managing to degrade themselves enough to keep the population growing.
I'm afraid I have no idea what you MEAN anon.

>>6261129
Well I'm not supposed to commit personal bias. We'll keep your votes the same, but I can say your reasoning is fucking retarded.

>>6261083
So you think badgers are good at collecting data. That's a valid reason. We'll add them to the...best tier.

>>6261127
Oh, now THIS is very interesting data! However some of the data is unusable. I don't know who gets you your 'bug burga', nor do I know who 'Al' is. There are likely hundreds of 'Al's in Zootopia after all.

>>6261180
Sexy Tier and 'Cool in my books' Tier are not valid tiers, so we can't use that data. We can certainly use the rest though!

This might potentially be enough data for us to work with. Perhaps we'll ask other sources.
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>>6261127
>God Tier
Vulpines
>>
New TT blind read through!

Jack Savage, junior private investigator, has been sent on a mission by Nick Wilde to find Judy Hopps' missing jewel, the Jade Carrot. What should have been a simple search quickly turns into a murderous conspiracy! Will Jack be able to find the carrot? Why is the jewel so valuable? Does anyone else smell roasted carrots? Find out in The Mystery of the Jade Carrot, by A_Signature!

Text here:
pastebin.com/ATbhHpa8

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/the-mystery-of-the-jade-carrot
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>>6261289
Look at Bellwether. Don't like her, but you think it's a fluke that her eyes just HAPPEN to look like that? Out of every other sheep in the city?
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>>6261307
Smooch.
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>>6261328
I'm only say that because I'm a news badger
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>>6261220
Not much. Been keeping up with fic writing; into the second Stoutwell story and have been doing something for nearly every TT (sadly, nothing could be done in time for this week's TT).
I assume you've been away for personal reasons, but I hope your recent reappearance means you might be writing more stuff in the future.

>>6261328
...YOU'RE not a valid tier.
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>>6261180
:)

>>6261306
I actually wanted to be the darkest and biggest part in the drawing and Jack's kinda disappearing in Gideon's.
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>>6261294
>the nuts I've busted to the then new and innocent WildeHopps stories
sad judy

>you're a cool guy anon
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>>6261335
She stole them.

From an orphan.
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>>6261381
>Not much. Been keeping up with fic writing; into the second Stoutwell story and have been doing something for nearly every TT (sadly, nothing could be done in time for this week's TT).
Aces buddy. Just aces. So glad to hear that you're still writing. I've always liked your writing desu.

>I assume you've been away for personal reasons, but I hope your recent reappearance means you might be writing more stuff in the future.
I'm a student and a professional journalist, so i've just been busy, that's all.

>you might be writing more stuff in the future.
Short Tails just updated with something for the first time in awhile. I don't even know man
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>>6260437
Oh, I'd love to help out with your course! This is just like when those nice people call asking if I'd like to talk about my current phone service!

>Best Tier
Everyone!

>Trash Tier
Lewders

Man, this was a dozy. I hope this helps!
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>>6261402
Sad Nick?
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>>6261493
didn't finish it yet
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aww my god this is the cutest picture of Hitler I've ever seen
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>>6261493
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>>6261519
forgot to say >>6261335
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>>6261331
Damn nigga that's real comfy. Adding just a bit more detail makes his pics exponentially better.
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>>6261438
I'm afraid this data isn't very usable, as 'lewders' isn't a species. I'm sorry, but we can't use your input.

>>6261365
Whatever your reasons, I'll add it to the census.

>>6261243
>Do you know how many buildings in the city have to be built to accommodate giraffes?

Wow, how speciest! Giraffes can't help their height, and they have no CHOICE but to look down because of it. Your prejudice stems from blatant biggotry!

>That wool of theirs always has that faint mildew-y smell no matter how much they say they shower. And their eyes, ugh....

They DO wash! I assure you, they do the absolute best they can. Besides, it isn't like ferrets and other mustelids smell much better, and they don't even shear!

>there are some who DO have the decency to wear those corrective contacts so they have NORMAL looking eyes
Their eyes ARE normal! You don't see other mammals going after goats for THEIR eyes too! This is so unfair!

>And they're specist as fuck; did you know that the U of Z did a study and they found that about 60% of sheep have "strongly dislike" feelings towards preds? Who wants to hang out with assholes like them?

Now you listen here you speciest prick. We're FROM the U of Z and I can tell you RIGHT NOW that those studies were incredibly compromised! And even if they WEREN'T, which they TOTALLY FUCKING WERE, maybe there's a REASON for that strong dislike! Sheep don't discriminate for no reason like those elitist fucking pr--

>ANYWAY, I think we have plenty of data now. Thank you all for your assistance, and you'll likely be able to see the results on our university's website.
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>>6261331
Sheep so plush!
Must squeeze!

>Squeeze sheep
>Smell like lanolin all day
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>>6261438
>Lewders
Says the most repressed bun of all
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>>6261603

Can't we all just get along? Wolf, sheep, mouse, giraffe, fox, bun, etc etc? This was a random sample and in now way reflects personal prejudice.
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Some one draw a version of this with Nick and Judy.
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>>6261603
>'lewders' isn't a species
What?! You haven't heard of Lewdericus Perverticus? They're the nastiest, vilest, most perverse species on the planet!

And the worst thing is, they can come in any shape and form! They could be an antelope! They could be a meerkat! They could even be a piggu!

>>6261658
AH! THERE'S ONE OF THEM NOW! You're sociology students: arrest that mammal!
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>>6261684
4 minutes in adobe paintshop
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>>6261661
>This was a random sample and in no way reflects personal prejudice

It was literally a random sampling of personal prejudice.
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>>6261706
>real
Everyone knows that bunnies are not real.
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>>6261001
But what if, hear me out...

TWO bunnies.
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>>6261699
Poor jumper, I hope you open your eyes one of these days and join the rest of your happy kind.
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>>6261603
I almost want to see those two go home and sulk.
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>>6261603
Th-this is just a big trick! They're going to take over and send us all to predator camps! I know the truth, I see right through your lies! That's not even a good fake mustache!
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>>6261661
>>6261716
>>6261741
This proves it. Prejudice still exists in Zootopia.

>>6261699
There's no such thing as piggus.
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>>6261419
Well it great to see you drop in.
Hopefully you'll be able to find time in your personal schedule to do it more often, but no one will hold it against you if you prioritize real life obligations, as we all sadly know that posting fox and bune doesn't pay the bills.
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>>6261748
>There's no such thing as piggus.

>implying piggus aren't people

Now who's the real specist?
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>>6261796
>Well it great to see you drop in.
It's good to see you again too man. It really is, and I'm not even joking. it feels like a homecoming.

>Hopefully you'll be able to find time in your personal schedule to do it more often, but no one will hold it against you if you prioritize real life obligations, as we all sadly know that posting fox and bune doesn't pay the bills.

I'll try, but no promises.

>posting fox and bune doesn't pay the bills.
Feels badman
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>>6261720
>2bunnies1fox
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>>6261748
>>6261796
Wait, if pigs don't exist...then what the hell is Swinton-

Sheep.
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>>6261519
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>>6261739
Here you go.

>>6261881
>>6261827
KEK.

I mean, there's only two pigs in this general, and one of them is swinton.
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>>6261926
WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING ABOUT. WHO WAS BEHIND THE RIGGED ELECTION. TELL ME.
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>>6261926

Swinton is not a good example of a respectable, dignified prey moving society forward positively.
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I didn't want to waste a new thread because of a question and couldn't really find it with my resources but does anyone know where I can find a dl of "How this all happened" at?
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>>6261948
How this all happened?
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>>6261948
I'm afraid I don't know what that is. Otherwise I'd try to help.

>>6261942
Swinton is an omnivore. She eats bugs as well as plants.
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>>6261835
It's always nice to see someone return, even if to just stop by and say hello. Your 'absolutely savage' pic is one of the first things I drew for /ztg/ so it's good to see you around again.
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>>6261980
I still cherish every single pic I get of me. you have no idea how much I love posting it senpai. Thank you.
>It's always nice to see someone return, even if to just stop by and say hello. Your 'absolutely savage' pic is one of the first things I drew for /ztg/ so it's good to see you around again.

Secretly it's great to be back. I get to missing you guys
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>>6261965

>omnivore

But we all know how society labels omnivores with HOOVES versus omnivores with CLAWS AND FANGS, now don't we?
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Judy is going to make it as an agent in the big city. Judy Hopps, agent to the stars!
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>>6262004
Correct.

Regardless of how an omnivore wishes to be treated, society will judge them by the shape of their hands.
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>>6261964
>>6261965
It is like a 3d animated "movie" by Clam Dog Studio (kabangeh) Here is a pic i snagged from google. It doesn't look all too good honestly but I thought i'd still try and find it to give it a look.
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>>6261926
I have a mighty need to see this sheep girl wearing nothing but her wool.

And I'm sure she'd look great after a sheering too.
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In light of her recent defeat, it appears Canidae will need some restructuring of power in her team
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>>6262023
dick patterned dress
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>>6262023
This is adorable. Love the Bojack Horseman crossover pictures!
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>>6262032
Ah, no idea Anon, sorry.
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>>6262045
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>>6261926
>only two pigs

You forgot about me, iPork the iPad using pig!
I print out fics and give blind taste test reviews of them.
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>>6262032
The last Zootopia cashgrab I was aware of was Rock Dog, so I can't help you.

But... mmmkay....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLX52IVBf1Q
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>>6262038
>crying
>anguish

Nope, total boner kill
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>>6262038
>weaver
>drawing non-con

WHAT STRANGE TIMELINE IS THIS?
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>>6262081
>>6262082
Whoa whoa whoa, that's not NC. Sometimes sex is very passionate and powerful and sometimes it draws tears through the physical act alone. That doesn't make it rape.
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>>6262082
The post-trunk timeline
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>>6262064
...

http://pastebin.com/16LV1uH5
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>>6262028
>society will judge them by the shape of their hands
I know your feels.
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>>6262135
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>>6261926
For a couple of specists, they almost seem adorable.

Almost. Thank you Ink.
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>>6262158
Oatobots. Horses in disguise.
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>>6262064
Sorry, >>6262120 here. Should have specified, I'd love to get a taste test from you.
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Thank you for doing my request Zhan! Was offline when you dropped it, is very cute!
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>>6262158
>>6262177
Donkbots. Less common, but just as dangerous.
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Guys there's a black van outside I think I'm in trouble. There's sheep in there.
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>>6262212
It's the party van dude. Go outside
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>>6262120
Mmm!
Beyond the usual taste of paper and ink, there's a deliciously creamy flavor to it; like ice cream!
Hm... Ah, and does my tongue deceive me, or is there also pizza for dessert?

I give it 10 out of 10 snouts!
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>>6261948
>>6262032
Fuck it. Now you got me interested in this (probably) badly animated and (almost definitely) badly dubbed thing.

https://zooqle.com/how-this-all-happened-v9xam.html

But next time, look a bit harder and if you can't, then just post on a generic furry thread. Hope you have a torrent client.
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>>6262229
Do party vans usually have tinted windows anon? Those sheep look pretty mad too.
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>>6262231
>>6262231
I'm fucking dying.
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>>6262239
THis looks like its animated in Poser or something
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>>6262212
RUN HONEY RUN!
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>>6262244
Its a str8t bait van.
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>>6262105
Weaver, draw Judy please
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>>6262265
>>6262267
Guys GUYS THEY HAVE DARTS OH GOD THEY SAW ME GUYS WHAT DO I DO.
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>>6262212
>22:22:22
I think we just witnessed a murder, guys
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>>6262038
>Weavealope
>not Stevens

KUCKED BY HIS OWN CREATOR

WE HAVE ACHIEVED METAKUCKING
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>>6262298
KILL YOURSELF QUICK IT'S THE ONLY ESCAPE FROM THE HELL THAT IS LIFE
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>>6262298
GRAB THE SHEERS AND START IT UP. WINTER'S NOT GONNA BE COLD THIS YEAR.
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>>6262298
Rip.
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>>6262316
>>6262336
FUCKING SHIT MY LANDLORD LET THEM INTO THE BUILDING HE'S WITH THEM I'M TRYING TO FIND THE BLEACH BUT THE LANDLORD TOOK IT AWAY AFTER THE FIRST TIME FUCK. LOOKING FOR SHEARS NOW.
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>>6262038
>Two known homosexuals of opposite genders having sex with each other

Man, Swinton's anti-LGBT policies are rough...
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>>6262298
>darts

Uh, okay. Step 1, pull out your gun
Step 2, point and click
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>>6262380
I'm not allowed TO OWN A GUN I COULDN'T EVEN KEEP MY BLEACH ANON. I'm trying to find the garden shears but I think they took those too.
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>>6262401
>not allowed TO OWN A GUN
Looks like your fucked twice. Once for not owning one, and again for being dumb enough to listen to the government
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>>6262401
Jump out the window. Steal the van.
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>>6262036
I tried.

She doesn't have a name yet, but she's definitely a minor character.

>>6262064
I've never heard of you. Interesting!

>>6262176
No problem! This whole thing was done to see what species people thought were the most appealing/useful in Zootopia, with the twist of 'two bigoted college students are taking a survey'.
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>>6262444
>Those trips

I could try it, but there's a lot of sheep and I think they left the driver in there. I'm on the second floor but there's an old mattress the Elephant downstairs threw out. I might be able to make it if I jump. The shears are in a cupboard with a child safety lock on it and my claws can't get it open.
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>>6262476
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>>6262476
What's hilarious about the right pic is that with that wool, she probably wouldn't need to wear any other clothes. She's not showing anything off, and it's basically like a giant full body sweater.

She could go streaking in public and get away with it.
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>>6262374

I don't know that Weavelope is gay, but isn't it fucked up?

Swinton's winning the election keeps her in office and the next day she forces lesbians to get fucked by men.

Not sure how broad the edict is.

Actually it might just apply to Canidae.
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>Donald Trunk is finally president
>We can go back to collaring preds

Feels good man
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>>6262702
Swinton isn't really going to force the gay mammals to be straight, is she?

I can understand trying to segregate by pred-prey or even species (even if it's wrong), but being gay is hardly taboo!

She can't really get such a bill to pass...can she?
>>
Okay good news and bad news.

Good news, I managed to evade capture so far.

Bad news, I'm stuck in my bathroom and they're right outside.
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>>6262751
FLUSH
YOURSELF
DOWN!
JUDY DID IT AND SO CAN YOU!
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>>6262720

All preds are getting sent to vegan camp for reeducation
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>>6262765
Thank Dog. I can finally let my children play without fear of a mauling
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>>6262761
I'M NOT A RABBIT ANON I CAN'T FIT IN THE TOILET.

YES I ALREADY TRIED.

Oh fuck they're slamming on the door I think I'm in a lot of trouble. I kinda put mousetraps all over my floor before hiding in here and I could hear them going off.
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>>6262787
>. I kinda put mousetraps all over my floor before hiding in here and I could hear them going off.
>Mousetraps

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FUCKING BIGOT

HURRR DURRR LET ME GO GET MY MUZZLE JUST FOR FUNSIES LMAO
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>>6262742
You hadn't heard of her Anti-Dick The Nick policy?
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>>6258508
source?
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>>6262787
THE WINDOW
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>>6262799
No! Can we vote against this!

I can't date a girl. I don't like vaginas!

I'll even look for a male of my own species, just please...

Well, I guess I can stay single. Th-that might work too...
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>>6262797
LISTEN YOU ANTI-PRED SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN WHY THE MICE WERE POISONING MY WATER AND FOOD SUPPLIES I KIND OF HAVE PISSED OFF BLACK-OPS OUTSIDE READY TO DRAG ME OFF TO FUCK KNOWS WHERE.

>>6262810
THEY MOVED THE MATTRESS NICK ANON.
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>>6262840
WHY DO YOU OWN MOUSE TRAPS THAT'S SO FUCKING FUCKED UP

I HOPE THEY CATCH YOU
AND I HOPE THEY RAPE YOU WITH GARDEN SHEARS
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>>6262840
Take off your clothes and distract them with nudity!
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>>6259549
Is that your drawing?
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>>6262835
Nope, mandated straight marriages for all eligible adults!
failure to comply will result in monetary penalties.

It's like Obamacare, but with awkward sex.
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>>6262868
>>6262835

>vote

Everyone already voted, anon.

They voted for Swinton.
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>>6262840
>THEY MOVED THE MATTRESS NICK ANON.
Well, then you're fucked, sorry. Nothing to do now but OD on pills from the medicine cabinet. Better to die on your own terms amirite?
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To all f you worried about Trunk's plans:
His radical campaign promises won't be made a reality. Interspecies relationships won't be banned, preds won't be collared, buns won't be deported to BB. It just isn't feasible.
And I promise you, should those policies somehow come into effect, I will be standing in the road, rifle in hand, between you and whatever evil will com our way. I voted for Trunk, but I won't sit by if he tries to prosecute my innocent fellow Zootopians.
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>>6262840
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
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>>6262850
IF I SURVIVE THIS I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN ANON.

>>6262855
>Dubs
I had to take them off after the toilet plan didn't work, I might use them as weapons if all else fails. I've been in locker rooms, I know how deadly a wet towel is!

>>6262880
THEY'VE ALL GOT FUCKING SAFETY LOCKS ON THEM.

>>6262893
YOU WANT THE BADGER NEXT DOOR.
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>>6262892

We're talking Swinton, anon. Would you shoot her razorback enforcers too?
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>>6262909
>IF I SURVIVE THIS I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN ANON.
FUCKING COME AT ME FAGTRON
COMIN OUT THE DIRT WITH A BLADE ON ME
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>There will never be a disgruntled horse in Zoot Two-t that's been a long time friend on Nick
It hurts, anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnn5-itAQE
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Good Night, /ztg/. Smooch.
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>>6262990
Fuck yourself
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>>6262990
Good night
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>>6262998
We'll talk dirty under the covers.
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>>6262990
Sleep tight, smoochy bunner!
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>>6262923
YOU CAN KISS MY STRIPED ASS ANON. THEY'LL FIND YOU WITH A MOUSE TRAP ON YOUR THROAT.

>>6262990
Goodnight rabbit, hopefully you'll wake up to a safer Zootopia than this one.
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>>6262868
>>6262875
>mandated straight marriages for all eligible adults
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>>6263012
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>>6263022
>YOU CAN KISS MY STRIPED ASS ANON. THEY'LL FIND YOU WITH A MOUSE TRAP ON YOUR THROAT.

MORE LIKE FUCK YOUR STRIPED ASS YOU SPECIEST CUNT

I HOPE YOU STEP ON EVERYONE OF YOUR MOUSE TRAPS
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>>6263030
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>>6262023
source of image?
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>>6263027
Well, you at least get to pick an option.
But if you fail to find one, the city will provide you a spouse from a pre-approved list.
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>>6263044
KEKED BY FOX BIOLOGY
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>>6262975
>that's been a long time friend on Nick
>friend on Nick
>on
Ch-chotto matte
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>>6263027
>Ungrateful bastard doesn't want cute, sexy tiger girl as his wife

I'll wreck your shit, m8. /
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>>6263055
some drawfag here a while ago
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>>6263030
>>6263044
kek
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>>6263034
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BUG PATTY.

Oh fuck the door is cracking. This is it, I'm so fucked HONEY WAS RIGHT.
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>>6263057
Its okay
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>>6263027
You're gonna know the sweet kiss of putang on your dick anon. be happy you ungrateful faggot.

Women are amazing.
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>>6263092
>I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BUG PATTY.

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON SHEEP COCK
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>>6263101

Women do not want to be forced into marriages either! It's practically laissez-faire to fuck whatever bitches you want. Or one particular bitch.
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>>6263096
Does it bother you that Foxes will never be able to truly love other species' because they are naturally inclined towards Vixens?
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>>6263073
He doesn't like vagina anon. You can't force him to!

>>6263101
>>6263056
THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.

>>6263121
This too!
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>>6263092
this won't end well for you
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>>6263131
>When your straight friends strip in front of you because you're so far in the closest you're finding Christmas presents

HHHNGGGG

I share your feels buddy.
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>>6263149
Has that happened to you?
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>>6263135
ANON HELP ME PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GET MY BRAIN OPERATED ON BY DIRTY SHEEP SURGEONS. THEY DON'T EVEN WEAR GLOVES WITH FINGERS.
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>>6263131
>tiny percy nipples
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>>6263159
You have no idea how many times it's happened anon. It's actually physically painful for me now because [spoiler]I'm so in love with him it hurts[/spoiler]
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>>6263131
What if I said it was a very accomodating list made by the city?

For example, they are able to provide options based on proximity, so as to avoid forcing citizens into work and lifestyle affecting relocations.

Say... Doesn't he have a single female neighbor?
Could really solve two problems at once.
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>>6262476
>poll is over
>wanted a pred coishly avoiding eye contact with Edy because spaghetti
>but it's all over now
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>>6263188
I had to end a friendship because my gay friend was crushing hard. I'm so sorry anon
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>>6263131
>He doesn't like vagina anon. You can't force him to!

He doesn't HAVE to do it in the vag! Women have anuses too. He can just use that!

(I do hope you realize that I'm being facetious with this)
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>>6263180
It's lucky that he's usually dressed, huh?

>>6263197
He probably has at least one, but she's likely very enormous compared to him since he has a larger mammal-scaled apartment.

It doesn't change the fact that he doesn't want to be married to a woman.

>>6263246
I realize it, yes. I just think it's fun to discuss.

The butt may not be AS bad...
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>>6263131
>not marrying to produce while maintaining a relationship with your gay lover
it's like you don't even oldschool
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>>6263269
Why do fags lust so hard over straight mammals?
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>>6263283
Anon, this is literally the opposite.

Straight mammals are trying to make this gay mammal straight.

>>6263279
But then he'd get arrested!
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>>6263307
Butt you didn't answer my question
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I'm going to cook some dinner! Remember, if you have a TT submission you'd like recorded, feel free to send it to me!
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>>6263283
because
JUST LET US HAVE THIS ONE!
and all that
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>>6263269
He could marry a skunk that is totally 100% a chick(No one is going to check a skunk) though wow that would be a rock bottom choice. Desperate times and all that.
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>>6263115
Even if they rip my brain apart the seething hatred I have for you will never die you sheep apologist.

Door\s broken down, I'm staring at some pretty angry looking rams covered in mouse traps.

They're gonna take my phone. DON'T FORGET ME /ZTG/. DON'T LET THEM TRICK YOU WITH THEIR LIES. DON'T L
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>>6263238
>Not being friends with someone because they want to have sex with you
I mean, if that was all it took for you to drive them away, perhaps it's best they're not friends with you anymore
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>>6263269
You can't tell me that with hips this rocking, even Percy wouldn't have a good time on that.

Plus, she'd totally support him. Maybe even encourage him to start running again.
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>>6263346
Dude it wasn't like that. he was crushing hard and it was hurting him because he couldn't have me. Like he even said it was hurting him.

I still miss him actually. He was a good friend
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>>6263307
>But then he'd get arrested!
>being open about your gay relationship
like I said, oldschool, go on a "fishing trip" or "camping" or "a boys night out"
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(And since stripper tiger Kevin Bacon's me to Gazelle...)
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>>6263330
"Boys kissing is cute, one of the boys wearing a dress makes it cuter." -Patch
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I hope Trunk makes you faggots cower. Go back to into hiding
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>>6263394
that would actually make Disney songs better
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>>6263392
This mammal speaks the truth
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>>6263374
Aww, dude
I'm not even into people sexually and that bums me out.
I sincerely hope he gets over it (or you suddenly decide you're bi) and you two get to at least be friends again.
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>>6263420
I wish we could be friends too! I want to be friends with him but I know it would only cause me pain. When he said "I love you" I just started crying because I didn't want him to love me like that. He wasn't allowed to compromise our friendship like that. I mean, I loved him too, but not in the way he loved me. God fucking damn you Brandt

The whole situation was a disaster. I feel so bad about eveything
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>>6259770
I posted myself IRL a long while ago, anon. Back in July.

I'm the Nick.
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>>6263339
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>>6263329
NO BECAUSE he's mine ;)
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>>6263319
Because the question is irrelevant, so I assumed you made a mistake.

>>6263330
I mean, if the thread's any indication his friend apparently passes as a girl at least half the time.

>>6263352
He probably wouldn't mind being friends with her, but they weren't really friends to begin with. She sort of crushed on him from afar, so he has no real prior attachment to her like she does to him.

She'd definitely support him, and they could easily be friends, but the love wouldn't be there.

>>6263380
Fair point.
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Why does Zootopia have a decent fan following while other movies don't? I've never seen a fandom driven completely on OC before. I mean still chugging out OC ~7 months after the release is pretty impressive.

Is it because of [spoiler]furries?[/spoiler]

Is it because of [spoiler]the sheer sexual tension between Nick and Judy?[/spoiler]

Is it because of [spoiler]the shitposting?[/spoiler]
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>>6263503
>but the love wouldn't be there.

...in my heart, it will...
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>>6263524
Damn it why do all the good boards not have spoilers enabled.
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>>6263524
Yes to all three.
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>>6263544
...but maybe it's time for a new ship!
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>>6263524
>Why does Zootopia have a decent fan following while other movies don't?

Because it was pretty fuckin' good.

>I've never seen a fandom driven completely on OC before.

Because we make a point to motivate people to make content. If we didn't do that, these generals would have died off before the end of the summer.
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>>6263524
>I've never seen a fandom driven completely on OC before

You've never been in a general during a hiatus. MLP, homesuck, etc
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>>6263524
You raise a lot of good points. I'd have to say that the /trash/ thread is one of the most important places for the whole fandom. It absolutely SHITS Original Content, which in turn keeps the fandom alive

In part it's the furries supporting us, but that's only a small underlying factor.

In truth I think it's the world Disney constructed. It's got so much to explore and so much life in it, that we can't help but put our feet (paws) on the pavement and do it ourselves.
>>
>>6263544
>>6263561
(and still not being serious.)

(...well, not 100%, anyways)
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>>6263096
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>>6263524
>I've never seen a fandom driven completely on OC before
>/mlp/
>/kspg/
>/utg/
>/5N@F/
>/literally any general/
>>
>>6263564
This isn't really a hiatus. This is an eternal winter.
>>
>>6263544
>>6263561
>>6263595
Well, what-if scenarios clearly aren't a problem for me, so it's not like I'd never draw the ships anyway.

Stella and her brother are pretty much 'for the thread' characters, but they do make for interesting character study I feel.

Also unrelated but it just occurred to me: it ain't gay if it's prey!

>>6263586
This. The anons are incredibly supportive and really help push and inspire a lot of content, and often come up with very cool ideas during worldbuilding discussions. I'd say that's my favorite part about it, in fact. Disney really did make a huge world for people to sink their teeth into. Anons provide ideas, and CCs help build off of them.

We've gotten a lot of cool stuff from that.
>>
>>6263651
>The fucking airhorn
jesus fucking christ I'm dying, 10/10
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>>6263651
...
You're a blessing, reply
>>
I'm so fucking fucked guys. Just post inspiring music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPcII7tdEx4
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>>6263503
>>6263671

Don't mind me, I'm just spectating.
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>>6263651
>Skye drooling
>Nick offscreen with an airhorn

HA
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>>6263455
Shoulda given him a pity fuck
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>>6263729
"No"
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>>6263651
Stop, you're not supposed to be able to do adorable and hilarious simultaneously in the same draw!
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>>6263740
you know you want it, anon
>>
How's Zistopia these days?
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>>6263800
I know he does, but I don't wike mens. Dude anything short of fucking the guy or doing lewds with him I'd do. I miss him. He was my best friend, and it came between us
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>>6263802
uh...

the art is good...

sometimes...
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>>6263701
Inspiring in what way?
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>>6263906
Just like that song there
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>>6263701
I mean, I don't know if you like punk, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHd-PLgKlbs

Thanks, Weavs
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>>6263824
Yeah it sucks. Not much you can do though, right? Maybe he'll get over it one day, or find someone else, and you guys can be friends again. There's plenty of time to rekindle that friendship later.
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>>6264005
It does suck, but I do think about it the way you do. I think with time all wounds will heal and we can be friends again.
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>>6263824
I mean, I thought I was straight until last christmas.
Who knows, if he's lucky, things won't have to be over


But no, really, I really hope he moves on and you two can be friends
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Posting my TT thing I guess.

How's everyone doing?
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>>6264151
Great, and nice one!
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>>6264040
You seem to have a healthy attitude about it, I hope it all works out in the end.

>>6264151
Wow, nice work! Love the lighting you've done here.
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>>6264151
Niiiice, Fuel.
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>>6264151
That shading tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ

Feeling pretty spry.
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>>6264045
>But no, really, I really hope he moves on and you two can be friends

Same tbqh

I just want his friendship.

>>6264195
Thank you
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>>6263848
Ain't about the art. Personally I love the story, and just use my imagination to replace the story-board-tier panels.
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/ztg/, what is your mood right now?
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>>6263283
They're like a treasure.
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>>6261603
>tfw triggering the hell out of a mjw
good man
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>>6264151
Holey moley that's good! All with two colors!

Man, that's really impressive!
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>>6264151
Great, didn't think I was going to do this TT, now I am (but it is going to be quite late)
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>>6264242
Feeling pretty good, all things considered
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>>6263701
What's the matter anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-SBNgu1hO4
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>>6264426
That's great to hear

>>6264452
It's gonna be one of those sleepless nights again and I wasn't productive at all.
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>>6264470
Actually I'm gonna try and go to bed. Goodnight lads. It's been a fun day back
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>>6264489
Sleep tight, bunner!
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>>6264530
*badger
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>>6264535
Have a comf night sleepy badger
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>>6264557
Shit, Finnick the Oni is adorable!
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>>6264671
Whoops, didn't mean to link. Oh well.
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>>6264671
Finnick is adorable regardless
Though the tiny horns do help
>>
page 10, new bread where?
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>>6264866
>>6264866
>>6264866
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>>6263651
>Here lies Jack and Judy Hopps-Savage
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>>6264470
>>6264489
Yech. Hope it isn't and you sleep tight.
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>>6264739
This is true
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