/sug/ Steven Universe General - Unhealthy Fusion edition
Last Thread: >>6242400
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
LAPIS BLOWS
What are they looking at, /sug/?
Steven molesting Lapis
W H E N
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>>6245466
Jasper is fat
>>6245466
No, this fusion is just fine.
>>6245492
SPICY BUTTHOLES
>>6245492
Jasper's dick.
>>6245492
my dick
>>6245495
>steven
>molesting
>steven molesting lapis
I think you have it backwards, friendo.
>>6245516
You're not Jasper.
>>6245495
>not the other way around
>>6245492
my waifu
>>6245442
What makes you think I left, anon ?
I hope everyone's having a good day today.
>>6245507
A japser face with those arms is just sad
Can you spot the Becky?
lapiven
>>6245573
>>6245582
>>6245577
Wow, what a fatass. She must be hungry lol
>>6245577
CUUUUUTE!!
>>6245577
Yeah, she's puking all over the table, Opal-style.
>>6245577
Will you compile a timeline of Zuke photos of her transitioning into a man?
>>6245577
Instantly. Not many boys with plastic hair in that one.
>>6245597
Do NOT bully Becky. She looks gorgeous and perfect.
cute
BUILD
>>6245598
Cute plate next to that cute girl on the far left
>>6245623
>>6245625
>>6245626
STOP
>>6245637
YOURSELF
>>6245640
Zuke is changing gender.
>>6245549
I hope are too bud.
>>6245651
Zuke is nonbinary, not a man.
>>6245549
It's okay i guess, now i've got a golden badge instead of a shabby bronze badge in said game i was mentioning in previous threads.
>>6245668
I'll call her whatever I want to call her, cunt.
Dubs!
Hard light
>>6245653
Did you do anything interesting today bro?
>>6245692
This is why we don't form Sardonyx.
>>6245704
Because your future vision sucks? That doesn't make much sense.
>>6245696
Most interesting thing was drawing that /sug/ OC
You do anything interesting today?
>>6245623
Her and Opal need to go to an ED clinic and get feeding tubes down their throats. They obviously can't be trusted to feed themselves.
>>6245710
Are you being ironic on purpose?
Hope you have and have had a good day, /sug/. I need to sleep, myself.
>>6245668
My queen is beautiful no matter her binary,
Lappy makes me happy
>>6245745
good night
>>6245755
>>6245718
absolutely nothing, I woke up and started using the computer, didn't even play anything cause lazyness.
How's your day going?
>>6245745
goodnight anon
>>6245752
If she's non-binary, then she's not your queen.
>>6245767
why fuse the best gem with the worst gem. please no
>>6245768
Day is alright. Nothing to complain about really. Your day alright?
>>6245682
I wish I had a golden badge
>>6245580
Alrighty then
>>6245793
I should be killed.
>>6245813
Puke-apologists should be killed. Become an icon for your dying race.
>>6245809
It's not that hard to cheese through said game's difficulty.
I solely did it for cosmetic effect.
>>6245737
Name a single time Sapphire has accurately predicted the future.
>>6245807
yeah, got a headache, but other than that it's all good, don't think we'll play today though, if that's alright.
>>6245846
Sapphire should be killed.
>>6245827
I wish I had something nice like that
>>6245580
reminder that there are now two lapidotfags working on steven universe
>>6245846
The Answer:
Fact, Ruby was what changed the future, had she not got involved it would have been correct.
And she predicted your death, 2016 December 25th.
>>6245848
Ahh dang. I've been getting headaches more often lately. They really suck.
Yea no problem. We can play whenever.
>>6245857
She's fine
>>6245878
>Had it not been incorrect it would have been correct
Whoa, I guess that means I should go claim that I won the lottery. I mean, if I had picked all the right numbers then I would have won so that basically means I won, right?
>>6245902
The difference between you being a retard and Sapphire in this case was the fact it was literally stated Ruby is what changed 100% accurate future vision.
Checkmate there mate.
>>6245878
>December 25th
Maybe
>>6245875
What if Tang took on Amber's spot as revisionist when she got upgraded to full boarder?
finally i didn't miss one, it's been a crazy couple hours
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6245577
>you will never ever have a comfy BBQ with the crewniverse
Its an abstract kind of feel
>>6245932
>>6245920
>100% accurate
You have no idea how percentages work. Please just stop talking, preferably forever. I feel the word gets more stupid each time you say something.
>>6245946
>I got btfo'd so i'll go into my secondary grammar nazi denial mode.
I accept your defeat.
>>6245964
>Thinks it has anything to do with grammar
Just when I thought you couldn't display a greater amount of stupidity.
>>6245929
Amber WAS also young when she first got the job... it's a possibility.
Fuck, someone go ravage her tumblr for abstract spoilers,
>>6245980
Well then otherwise you just make no sense.
There's only normally 100% in a default percentage range.
So if you wanted me to say 9999% then that's fine too, because Sapphire's future vision WAS accurate but Ruby, the one thing ever that could have altered it was there.
>>6245810
aaaaaaaaand saved, to the lewd folder
>>6245878
I'm waiting when it's revealed Rubies have chaos/legitimate fate changing powers or something outside of being really hot, the same way peridot has metal powers
>>6245888
Good shit, we can tomorrow though, are you still reading paranatural by the by?
>>6246002
If something is 100% then it will happen, there isn't any changing it. If you can't understand something so simple then there isn't any point in continuing. In fact there really isn't, so have fun claiming your victory and strutting around like a pigeon. Which is basically what you are.
Have your daily dose of Steven face
>>6246037
>10000x10000
>>6246037
>(3.3 MB, 10000x10000)
holy shit big and it's a jpg
>>6245998
>Zuke tweeted about Jasper smashing pumpkins
>Tang drew a farmer-like Jasper
HM
>>6246037
Lady of the sea
Happy as can be
Can't help but wonder
If she'd be happier with me
>>6246030
Oh yea. Been meaning to continue that. I still have the tab open. I think I'll continue after inking this.
>>6246016
I wouldn't doubt they have actually OP powers that homeworld simply ignored.
I mean Sapphire has a pretty support-esc role but she could be a flying ice missile if they actually trained her with that in mind.
>>6246031
So you basically just proved my point and are trying to find something to even continue arguing on.
Because there's been nothing wrong with my logic so far, it's just your autistic mind thinking some opening is there for you but there isn't.
>>6246064
sacrilegious
>>6246064
she wouldn't
>>6246037
>>6246064
Too far
>>6245506
https://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8
>>6245539
It's a joy to see another docfag.
bulimic
Lady of the sea
happy as can be
jammin at this place
a kick-ass gem party
>connie will never sit in your lap and pee her pants
why live?
>>6246079
Good shit, I'm still reading scud by the way, kek
>>6246274
Finished your request. That's 3 limb enhancer peridots 3 days in a row (not counting the quick doodles)
>>6246269
kys
>>6246379
>>6246311
I might as well.Today was the 16th technical interview I completely blew. They said I broke a record on one of their tests, but the next one I mixed up the terminology so they said no
>>6246394
A sincere question of a newfag who has been never in another board except /sug/trash/...
how will /cm/ react if i start a Steven thread?
>>6246402
Please don't anon.
You might have just been joking though.
>>6246394
had me a down right giggle
>>6246407
Post one and find out
>>6246420
I won't. I still have hope for a little while. maybe things will work out
>>6246466
Good luck anon. Wanna talk about it?
>>6246417
all I see is animu boi pussy so not looking so good
>>6246440
>>6246486
>>6246477
>>6246467
>>6246466
C'mon you guys, who's gonna put their dick in Lapis.
>>6244426
technical problems never end jesus
kill yourself
>>6246511
I'll do it
I'll step up and take the bullet for you all.
>>6246511
Another Lapis
>>6246511
>Dicking Lapis
No no, she dicks me.
>>6246532
>1,000 keks
>>6246511
Why Steven, of course... when (or if) he ever physically grows up.
>>6246543
Wait
>>6246569
but which Lapis?
>>6244751
kill yourself, even if you tried
you probably didn't, but i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt
post fat lapis
>>6246597
All of them.
>>6246597
>which Lapis?
ALL of the them
>>6246617
>>6246617
>>6245093
kill yourself
>>6246613
I prefer these ones with vertical stitching as it appears on the artist's blog, so it's also like lapis is in space/the sky, while Jasper is grounded on the earth with the colors to match
>>6246620
>>6246624
Lapis orgy, OH MY GOODNESS
>>6245872
kill yourself
>>6246620
Nine shades of shit
>>6246708
it'll look like shit normally, but that's a nice reasoning
>>6246417
Im back.
After messing with the archive, it seems they have done it like twice, but both of them had a pretty low reception in comparation to the regular threads of the board.
Maybe tomorrow in my spare time i'll go ahead and make a thread, i dunno. I'll keep you guys up-to-date if something happens.
>>6246908
ill keep a eye out, in the mean time, be checking for solo stephens
all I got is him with lapiss
Sup
tv.
org
South park stream if anyone wants it
>>6246949
link it
>>6246952
>>6246991
To the guy that mentioned that "Camp Pining Hearts" fanfic yesterday. I've been reading it and its pretty gooooood.
>>6247011
Well link it them
>>6246996
>>6247011
Yeah man don't hold out on us.
>>6247038
found the water mark~
and this is mad cute
I want to pick her up and rub my face on her sweater
>>6247038
Its pretty long but its really well written
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5896567/chapters/13592548
>>6247011
I'm glad. Spoilers ahead
But Lapis and Peridot turned into conniving bitches big time, Jasper is too good for both of them. She was a near perfect gf to Lapis and an awesome best and only friend to Peridot. And what does she get in return? KEKED
Lapis and peri fuck just hours after Jasper brought a passed out drunk Peri to her bed. And Jasper served her breakfast in bed too I remember. Wow I'm salty all over again
Best line from Jasper that makes it all worse: "I love my girls."
>>6247130
I dont ship it, but I love how fun these two could be
Like, amy comes up with really bad ideas but peridott is such a pleaser she tags along
>>6247130
Peridot is so clingy, it's crazy.
>>6247155
>>6247154
im getting salty just reading this
fuck I hate these
>>6247154
>Meanwhile: In Zuke's World
>>6247154
I remember you talking about the keking last time which is why I picked it up. I haven't gotten to that part yet but the build up is nice and slow.
>>6247179
I cried on and off reading it lol
>>6247170
this is EXACTLY what im talking about!
>>6247191
Read a story that did the same, wriggity wrecked me
>>6247192
Yeah, I understand. Ship or no ship, these 2 are great together.
Jasper is a cuck.
>>6247242
cute! Steven can float and all but not fly, hope he gets to travel by lapis express more often
>>6247262
true, Id like Peridot to find Amys room and go ham and build things, im always trying to find fun possibilitys with pairings or buddy systems
>>6247154
"Get over it [Jasper]. Go make a friendship bracelet."
Who here /smooshinsnake/?
>>6247336
>not /picklepressin/
>>6247282
crawling in my skin
>>6247332
There are no more beads to make a bracelet, because Peridot and Lapis stole all of hers and used them as anal beads in her own bed while she wasn't home
>>6247081
Wow it is pretty long. Might try it some time. Thanks anon.
>>6247155
pearl and amethyst are more fun, dont honestly know what people see in amedot. they had maybe... 3 moments.
So what was /sug/'s reaction to the news?
Would you hate me for voting third party /sug/?
>>6247369
youre shitting me right? the fuck even is this story??
and why is my orange phat baby getting shit on so hard in this story??
>>6247413
No, but you will be called a fucking idiot. You fucking idiot.
>>6247369
then I guess she has nothing left to do but to kill herself
>>6247396
At first I was really excited about the craziness that would ensue. Then at work I got really bummed out and sad. Now I don't care.
>>6247418
>the fuck even is this story??
It's generic Lapidot fanfiction, how are you honestly this shocked?
>>6247395
anon you gave like, no ideas, ideas anon, ideas
realm of possibility is what im running on
pearl and amy played waterballoon checkers, thats all I remember
oh, and that dancing in the barn
>>6247396
this has been on repeat for about 26 hours now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
CANON SHIPPINGS:
>Garnet
>Stevonnie
>Amedot
>Jaspearl
>Grapis
If you disagree you're confirming that you are in fact wrong.
>>6247396
Disappointed, but can't really say anything now. I'm not too concerned with Trump he's just a talker so I don't expect him to do anything drastic. I'm more worried about Pence, he has some ideas I feel would be really regressive and actually have a negative impact.
>>6247418
Noo I'm just joking with that post
The story IS like cuckterrorism in slow motion though, I wish I knew it was going to be like that beforehand. I thought it was turning into OT3, fuck me
>>6247443
cause I dont read lapidot! i just see pics
this is normal? damn, I knew lapidot could be bad but damn
Did anyone find out the secret message in the alone at sea track?
>>6247453
I am wrong, but I FEEL right
>>6247413
No, that's kind of the point of our democracy, pick the candidate that you want, for whatever reason you want. I can't hate on someone for how they voted.
>>6247461
KEK OR TREAT
what kinda fanfic would you actually read
>>6247495
test: does sug automatically edit cuck into kek
>>6247464
ouch, and oh ok
ot3 can be cute but only when its kinda off the bat, any lag and its going to be a messy ride
read enough fics to know better now
>>6247469
I've never seen a Lapidot that wasn't dead set on keeping the Homeworld Trio apart. If there are any ITT that DOES want the OT3, then I'll be genuinely impressed.
>>6247507
hmmm
>>6247481
As the decider of CANON SHIPPINGS, I'd like to make it clear that this is also an acceptable option.
>>6247480
didn't she say it was just in the soundtrack without mentioning the episode?
if you mean that shit where malachite is supposedly saying "love me" in The Confrontation, i don't buy it
>>6247507
Pretty sure that's only when it's in caps. I've never had it filter into "kek" when I type it in all lowercase.
>>6247453
The only legit ships are
>Rupphire
>Mystery Pearl
>PearlRose (at one point)
>Greg/Rose
>>6247499
Anything well written regardless of ship or subject. Its very hard to find actual well crafted literary works that Im not picky on ships or topics.
>>6247499
really fucked up ones
>>6247532
>PearlRose
One sided at all times
>>6247499
comfy ones with a nice slice of life, slow, cute love romance that makes my toes curl
Ive read enough live die repeate, time travel and out of this world drama to last me a lifetime and pretty burned out on the intense stuff
>>6247499
As long as it's not utter garbage and doesn't reek overly of character bias, I'll read it.
Post good screenshots
you know what time it is
>>6247499
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7109212/chapters/16150252
I like this one.
>>6247527
Ahh I think that's what I heard and thought that was it.
>>6247510
I think I could make a decent one
tho jasper being corrupted is gonna be hard
This one but longer
>>6247551
Whoa, that describes my thoughts perfectly.
>>6247495
More cucksper
> a disinterested lapis, just not feeling it
1/2
>>6247551
I don't read many stories, but romantic ones always tend to get my attention the most. I guess that's to be expected, however.
>>6247597
>then she tries with peri and nearly immediately fuses with tears of joy in her eyes
>>6247560
every time she's on screen
>>6247526
>>6247590
my nigga
I know cute romance is out there, just got to surf through the hundreds of junk
>>6247499
the only su fanfic i ever read was a jaspis one called 'we ate the birds' and that was mostly because the person who wrote it was my online friend
it was okay, i used to be more into reading than i am now
>>6247597
this looks like a redraw of sugars sanic and not lapis dancing
>>6246532
a brave man
>>6247578
it doesn't even sound like it and it's hardly fits the description of "literally a hidden message". my guess is it's some text hidden in the waveform of a weird-sounding track or morse code
>>6247612
then Jasper gets told to fuck off and dies sad and alone
>>6247641
Margo in Bed?
Kek
>>6246624
>none of them are wearing shoes
all is right in the world
>>6247670
Spoke too soon
What did Peridot do with Steven's underwear?
>>6247631
I like that one a lot. They called Jasper being from Pink Diamond and Jasper becoming subservient post-malachite, all pre-AaS
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4853138/chapters/11120021
I hope they continue it
>>6247499
One where one of the gems die
>>6247627
Well if you find any, let me know. The well seems pretty dry to me, but I haven't honestly looked THAT hard yet, so I dunno. I was actually kind of thinking of writing some myself.
But I think I was, like, twelve the last time I wrote fanfiction. So we'll see how that goes.
>>6247698
fashion
>>6247697
they're not getting rid of the big skirt
it's her most distinctive part of her silhouette
>>6247698
She ate them.
who is the bigger cuck, Pearl, Jasper, or Sadie
>>6247711
>Last time I updated was in 2013
im uh, i'd be rusty
but id keep my eye out
thinking about making some OT3 HW fluff, got to whip up some ideas
>>6247741
Pearl was cucked for centuries, she takes the cake
>>6247741
Pearl is literally the definition of a cuck
>>6247741
Pearl... poor poor Pearl
>>6247703
she hasn't been on her twitter or tumblr in forever, i'm not sure what she's up to these days or if she even watches the show anymore
>>6247758
>OT3 fluff
That would be amazin
who's got the bigger cock, Pearl, jasper, or Sadie
>>6247758
As long as Peridot isn't a complete and total five year old, I'm down for this.
>>6247800
Mayor Dewey
>>6247758
>thinking about making some OT3 HW fluff
Same, actually, among other things. Just hard to balance how much I like OT3 versus how much I dislike Japis.
>>6247800
Sadie
>>6247800
Reminder that Lapis is the same size as jaspers cock
How have you been spending your night /sug/?
>>6247859
Just been making plans....
>>6247859
Eh
>>6247859
laying in bed, sick, listening to rain, nothing new, november has always been mean to me
but the new ideas of writing fluff has got me in a good mood
>>6247833
the cool thing about ot3 is ping ponging between the three if you dont like a scene with two characters at the time
>>6247804
noted
Shamchat?
Shamchat
>>6247859
watched howl's moving castle and now watching spirited away
>>6247953
>spirited away
good taste
>>6247859
I wrote a song, but otherwise I'm feeling a little down in the dumps. Going to try and get cozy and find an animated movie to watch. If anybody's got recommendations, that'd be great.
>>6247988
The Last Unicorn
>>6247917
plans for what?
>>6247976
rewatching it made me realize lin was voiced by rose's va
>>6247917
You okay?
>>6247988
Secrets of kells is nice visually and has nice music
>>6247069
kill yourself
>>6248006
>>6247859
Tricking kids in pokemon to trade me their legendaries for lies
>>6248014
oh snap anon, youre right
neat
>>6248031
Wanna talk about it before doing anything anon?
>>6247988
rewatching spirited away also made me realize how similar it is to coraline and now i want to rewatch that movie too, they're both a couple of my favorites
>>6248039
I got a kid to trade me his Blue Eyes for my Chu-Ske Mouse Fighter, once. He said he "really liked mice".
This is a conversation between Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care) and Sapphire.
Sapphire: Hello there, I foresaw this gathering.
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): Then you know what i can do to you
Sapphire: Yes,
Sapphire: There is much power.
Sapphire: But it has yet to be harnessed for the right cause.
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): *blasts you*
Sapphire: AH
Sapphire: I...
Sapphire: saw...
Sapphire: this...
Sapphire: coming...
Sapphire: before i die
Sapphire: just do this one thing
Sapphire: take this hammer
Sapphire: and destroy her iphone
Sapphire: it's the onyl way...
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): OMFG NOT ANOTHER
Sapphire: please...
Sapphire: we need to...
Sapphire: correct...
Sapphire: the...
Sapphire: record.
Sapphire: *Dies*
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care) has left the conversation.
>>6248075
kys
>>6248052
I JUST bought coraline and accidentally watched it four times in a row
its just, so damn good
poor other father
>>6248049
I'll get over it. I'm just trying to drown out my stupid ideas with bad humor.
>>6247953
YOU'RE WATCHING IT WITHOUT ME?
What do you do?
>>6248115
Ask why they're not jaspers.
>>6248115
unzip dick
>>6248115
Fug
>>6248115
Trade 3 pearls for 1 defective Beta quartz
>>6248138
Does that hurt?
>>6248089
Alright anon. Hope you feel better.
>>6248133
*
What do you do?
>ethan bradberry
>>6248180
way more than zipping it up in the first place, plus it starts to bleed once the teeth of the zipper are released.
>>6248184
fucking die
This is a conversation between Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care) and yourself, (((Pearl))).
(((Pearl))): Oh!
(((Pearl))): Hello there!
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): Hi
(((Pearl))): what are you up to this evening?
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): killing people
(((Pearl))): Oh my
(((Pearl))): Well, Rose has just sent me on a very important mission to kill someone too.
(((Pearl))): Perhaps we could... Team up?
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): (if you fucking say a diamond with an iphone...
(((Pearl))): What?
(((Pearl))): No
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): then who
(((Pearl))): He goes by many names
(((Pearl))): Wallanon, Wallfag, Bolt2strike... the important thing is, we need to
(((Pearl))): correct
(((Pearl))): his
(((Pearl))): record.
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): wut
(((Pearl))): There's no time to explain
(((Pearl))): delete my emails and I'll move on to him.
Black Broly(black goku and broly fusion because i don't care): -.-
>>6248184
Ask her to fucking kill me.
>>6248184
Ask her why she ate the food off the plate she was supposed to serve me with and call her fat
>>6248178
**
What do you do?
>>6248210
Jesus
I thought I was done with harassment
Why won't this stop?
>>6248223
>bm
not THAT defective
>>6248223
>defective beta quartz
>>6248236
>>6248240
***
What do you do?
>>6248113
i'm at the gross part where the stink/river spirit thing walks in and sen saves it
>>6248261
>Jasper
>defective
>implying
>>6248226
What, this again
can people stop trying to be me?
this is the third night in a row
>>6248261
I'm gonna start tearing up if you guys keep posting such beautiful jaspers.
>>6248261
Ruin her with my knee.
>DEFECTIVE
>>6248284
>>6248279
Holy FUCK, are you REALLY begging for attention this hard again?
Can we PLEASE get a ban on wallfags IP?
Would you get fucked by a Jasper?
>>6248293
lapis pls
>>6248307
A E S T H E T I C
>>6248314
BUT I POOP FROM THERE
>>6248314
>by a Jasper
>>6248308
wallanon is asleep right now.
source: I know him
>>6248293
WELL MAYMED
>>6248284
shes pretty, pretty
>>6248314
all fucking day
No question
I'd get fucked to death if I had to
>>6248314
I just want to hug Jasper
>>6248352
on a scale of 0 to Zuke how autistic is he
>>6248354
>jasper in position for her fucking cunt to get torn open
What if you were on a date with Jasper and she slapped your ass
>>6248399
Broken spine
>>6248284
Dude, look up Orangekisses. She does teh best Jasper
>>6248354
It's even funnier, because you think I'm joking.
>>6248389
He doesn't really seem that autistic. He's pretty self-aware, but he's young. The pearl thing is almost certainly just a phase.
>>6247565
retard kill yourself
it's the second time you post that
You meet Jasper at a costume party and this happens
what do you do
>>6248422
I'll bet you stewed over the thought for full week
>>6248416
I'm a patron.
She really does.
>>6247782
kill yourself
>>6248437
PUT that PENIS
A W A Y
>>6248437
Laugh in her FAT FACE
>>6248458
and what if THIS happened
>>6248437
tell her to love herself and loan her one of my self help books
>>6247988
kill yourself
>>6248472
Holy shit she put the penis away is this real life
>>6247953
Howl's Moving Caste is the worst Miyazaki film. It has no message, no real direction, nothing aside from a bunch of unrelated concepts and gags strung together.
>>6248184
kill yourself retard
>>6248474
>how to masturbate
>>6248484
she's a gem
she can do whatever she wants with her body
>>6248486
i like it
What if you caught Jasper flickin' the bean
>>6248533
i'd tell her to stop playing with food, if she's not gonna eat it
>>6248437
in my mouth
right away
don't even wait
when you're a star they let you do it
>>6248533
I'd take a picture and use it to blackmail her into beating you up
When will jasperfags come out of the closet and walk into traffic?
>>6248426
I've talked to him before and stalked his reddit account.
He exhibits all the saem signs as I do, tier 2autism.
Can we ban that nigger now?
>>6248569
I talk to him like every day, he's fine.
Are you sure you aren't stalking one of his impersonators accounts? It's a real thing, they're obsessed with him.
>>6248517
>those hands
mm
>>6248568
S O O N
>>6248589
NOt the guy you were replying to, but I know the people that do that... in real life
They are a little obsessed with him, idk, they made that subreddit tho.
AMA if you want. I know how they think
>>6248591
I agree, rake my back with those claws jasper! unf!
>>6248568
Nov17 when another episode goes by with no cheeto puff in sight.
fat...
>>6248648
Not what I had in mind, but alright.
>>6248664
naive
aaa
>>6248680
deluded
>>6248589
I'm a different person but just from the way he talks in his posts he seems a little autistic to me
or just dumb
either way it's cute
>>6248694
>500
kek-a-doodle-doo
>>6248694
y'all don't understand what you're doing to me
>>6248699
He's just a kid.
>>6248667
The works
>>6248699
Lol, I don't know if he was always like that or my friends just kinda broke him
I was part of the group that introduced him to /r/fuckpearl, his reaction was so fucknig funny.
>>6248694
jasper is for hug not for fug
>>6248717
Where'd you find that one?
>>6248746
Quartzes are the biggest sluts.
>>6248746
she's for whatever sheh wants, bud.
she's in charge.
>>6248746
Jasper is for violent caressing, you small man.
post yfw gem harvest leaks reveal a game changer
>>6248754
a couple threads ago, but it looks like orangekissess
>>6248746
Sure she is.
>>6248769
Imma be grumpy until Jasper shows up again, so the game changer better be that Steven can fully heal corrupted gems. (It won't be)
>>6248769
When do the leaks happen?
>>6248804
Sunday probably with the full ep leak happening a few hours before the episode airs
>"leave her alone!"
>>6247430
>>6248694
fucking retard, kill yourself, etc
>>6248895
The whole situation is beyond Steven
>>6248800
Jasper has been bubbled up and forgotten about, not to mention being foreverily corruptedized and loving it. She's doomed to fade into obscurity.
>>6248927
Full points well done
>>6248722
so was I until recently
I'm not shitting on him for his adorable derpiness, I like him
>>6248927
>hella
>>6248927
can you translate this Jasper/Peridot comic?
>http://ruki-32.tumblr.com/post/152424286073/%EC%9E%AC%EC%8A%A4%ED%94%BC%EB%8F%84%ED%8A%B8-%ED%95%A0%EB%A1%9C%EC%9C%88-au-%EC%9E%AC%EC%8A%A4%ED%8D%BC%EC%8A%88%ED%83%80%EC%9D%B8%EA%B3%BC-%ED%8E%98%EB%A6%AC%EB%8F%84%ED%8A%B8-%EB%B0%95%EC%82%AC
night /sug/
this unemployment spree is killing me.
I'll give it another month before giving up and devoting what's left of my savings to sic semper tyrannus
>>6249062
good night anon and sweet dreams, im staying up for just a bit longer
>>6249099
GUYS
>>6249099
oh shut the fuck up
>>6249062
Goodnight anon
>>6249099
Hashashashashashahshahsahsahhsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QcGPdIpRs0
>>6249061
ruki's handwriting is probably too messy to translate desu
Fuck, I think my dad fell asleep on the toilet. I need to take a fucking shower, My voluminous hair is full of grease, most of it from my daily McChicken
>>6249099
>later new steven universe
>duing a new episode of steven universe
>somehow even blurrier than the rest of the image
so fake it's hilarious
>>6249061
I can try, but all of this is Google Translate and guess work. Takes a while, if I can figure it out at all.
>>6249143
Such a good post
>>6249143
>My voluminous hair is full of grease, most of it from my daily McChicken
I just got here.
Has anybody on the crewniverse killed themselves over the election yet?
>>6249143
/r/ing this with jasper and pd as dad
>>6249099
That looks like an edit of Garnet's Universe.
>>6249212
Zuke will be killed because she is gay, she said so
>>6249212
No, but I think Zuke is close to it.
>>6249143
>>6249224
>
>>6249147
Thanks buddy
>>6249143
fatsper is that you
>>6249227
I love that people somehow think that because Trump got elected, the population has changed. Like the people are now going to go out and start shooting gay people because Trump got elected when they barely even cared before.
>>6248184
Cuddle.
Requesting more art of this
>>6249227
>>6249230
Thank you based god
>>6249224
no it's not. They just reused animation to save money.
>>6249289
what i wouldnt give to be cuddled by jasper
>>6249219
>PD wasn't shattered, but fell in the toilet after falling asleep on it
>never to be seen again
>>6249317
We truely anime now.
>>6249329
Touching toilet water, you may as well be shatttered
>>6249227
I love how the batshit liberals don't even read up on Trump and know that he's probably the most pro gay GOP elect in the history of America.
Do they really think the only fucking thing that matters in this country is there small little problems? Do they really think he is going to just step foot into the white house and take away all their rights?
Their retardedness is actually depressing me.
>>6248437
I'm sucking it until she's dry.
And then I'd cum on her thighs and cock.
>>6249358
Fag
>>6249351
Trump isn't the issue, it's Pence's comments that are scaring them but they attribute it to trump because he's the one who's the president.
>>6249358
I wanna perform a prostate exam on Jasper.
With my fist.
>>6249369
>he wouldn't suck jasper's cock to completion
what are you, fucking gay?
So what did they do with the huge pieces of the ship like this? Just toss it into a closet and forget about it like everything else of importance?
>>6249325
>a jaspearl pic I actually don't have
damn anon give me more
>>6249390
It'd make a neat house to live in.
>>6249390
I want to say that the power source leaked into the surrounding area and is turning it into crystal because I think that would be cool.
>>6249371
I live in Indiana. Pence is your average neocon saying that shit to make his lobbyists and fellow GOP fucks happy, he's the VP and he's not gonna do shit.
Taking to Twitter and posting how ''''''scared'''' you are over nothing is so pathetic that it's getting sad.
i want to suck her dick
>>6249405
What if they shoved all the clusters in there and sealed it off?
>>6249416
not everyone lives in indiana, and not everyone is going to go scouring through mike pence's actions versus his words. They're taking what he has to say at face value and what he's saying threatens to cause them harm. Try to have some empathy.
>>6249423
Penis
penis
>>6249276
I think the idea is more about people like that feeling validated now and will become more outspoken
like /pol/ leaking IRL
sup /sug/ politics is dumb I ain't don't wanna talk about none that shit but STEVEN UNIVERSE is back in ONE WEEK and one day
and you can bet your ass that out of all of your favorite Steven Universe streamers called BetterCauseSauce, at least one of them (me) will be streaming GEM HARVEST on the 17th at 7:30 PM eastern time.
hope to see you there!
http://bettercausesauce.blogspot.com/
>>6249457
nobody cares about su anymore. we're here cause we don't have anything better to do
>>6249457
okay
>>6249351
>Bernouts refuse to vote for Hillary because they are butthurt scumbags
>take to the streets and protest the day after because they only just figured out that if you don't vote you lose
They deserve to suffer.
But in all seriousness, there is good reason for big cities to protest. The election was stolen by flyover states. The Electoral Congress is a joke.
>>6249390
hid them in the ocean maybe?
>>6249438
>having empathy for delusional retards
grow up
>>6249489
true
>>6249390
put in the temple or fed to the temple's furnace
>>6249498
Trump won fairly. You can say the electoral college sucks, but it's whats there and he won. Move the fuck on. Also, most elections in states are stolen by their third world cities. It's nice to have a voice in the middle of nowhere.
>>6249457
thanks bud can't wait
>>6249390
Broke it apart and burned it in the bubble-room. Would have taken ages, like flushing an arm-chair.
>>6249511
that's really your response to basic human decency?
>>6249543
>Trump won fairly.
Learn to read, my dude. I was obviously bitching about the rules, not about cheating.
>>6249457
I hope CN goes bankrupt before that
>>6249556
none of those people are decent
>>6249556
>t. Shillbot
>>6249584
These are human beings, man. People don't act the way they do for no reason. Sure, it might not be a good reason, but there's a reason.
>>6249556
I don't know who you're talking about or what's going on, but I hate whoever it is just because you support them.
>>6249573
Gem Harvest will be the last SU episode to air before Trump forces CN to cancel it for being too gay
>>6249620
It's no one in particular, it's just people being sad in general. I don't know any of these people personally.
>>6249607
oh god just shut up
i can already tell you were a bernout, pathetic.
>>6249607
>there's a reason.
There's a reason why a male lion will slaughter every cub in a tribe when it overthrows the previous king of the pride.
Reasons don't mean shit and are rarely good.
>>6249672
>Thinks there's something wrong with slaughtering a bloodline that is a threat to your continued rule and will compete for resources with your offspring
>>6249620
Not them but jeez people get angry whenever the idea of unconditional empathy gets brought up
>>6249584
does being dumb make someone a bad person
>>6249767
Nothing in this world is unconditional.