Hunger Games thread : Len is Len but Len isn't Len edition
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>6241259
Hey, I ain't the one putting it in your head. It's already there in the first place. Everyone's got blood in their heads.
Well, most everyone.
>>6241291
Why haven't you made a Len Lenny yet?
>>6241291
How... unfortunate... I will destroy you one day... Mark my words!..
>>6241291
>Asgore absentmindedly flicks the lighter while listening to the two humans talk about the games.
>>6241291
>>6241279
AH! Oh, God! I can't believe that war still plagues me after all these years, man. It's hard to... It's hard to stop thinking about it lately. I'm not comfortable with sharing it.
...Yo, did another friend of mine just get killed? She has a maid dress, lived with me when the Soviet Union fell, and is pretty creepy. I have this feeling that she did.
>>6241291
Sle-Sleep...Is for the weak! Who needs it?
>when you realize trump is going to make ibuki real
Aniki against all odds.
>>6241311
I am hosting but the next time I enter a game it'll be with a custom Len Lenny
>>6241321
>>6241273
Just go ahead man, punch me in the face! I'm not going to charge you for assault, that'd be unreal of me since I'm a carefree guy. Wouldn't Kiku be pissed at you for having lands in the middle of freaking Tokyo?
>>6241329
IS THIS ABOUT THE BAG, BY ANY CHANCE? You can catch me if you can, but you're NEVER going to kill the hero! Bye-bye, Latvia!
More like deep in her pines.
>>6241329
This river should be useful to hide dead bodies or just drown someone.
>>6241286
>That was your one chance; I guarantee you won't get another one
Is true, my las chance... because you are dead
>>6241329
Co-Come on! Stand still, asshole! LET ME FUCKING MURDER YOU! JUST DIE! DIE! DIIIEEEE!
>>6241329
Hey little bro, wear my clothes and pose as me for the day alright?
I'm kidding but here.
>>6241276
Maybe you are. You know. This is one of the reasons Mother wishes to be rid of you creatures.
>>6241291
>After waiting for so long, she finally lays agaisnt her sword. Snoring soon following.
>>6241307
...
You have a tendency to go off random tangents.
>>6241329
Your tank should be more durable.
>>6241354
I wish I could say your story was interesting.
>Still Ram.
>>6241329
I NEED THAT LIGHTER, GIVE IT BACK!
>>6241354
Are you kidding me? I swear to god, I never get any good deaths!
>>6241347
Well... I could, but then you'd probably die or something, you know? I have super strength and that's PROBABLY gonna kill you. Just a hunch. And Kiku thinks I'm cool... A bunker isn't that large, is it? Like, if it isn't that large, I bet he'd be fine with me having the bunker.
...Probably.
>>6241362
Nah, I don't wanna. It hurts getting murdered, y'know?
Nothing interesting but I thought you'd be interested anyway, remind you your everyday life.
>>6241367
I don't remember wearing your clothes. When was it ?
>>6241354
Hey Roman, when are you gonna teach me how to throw a good spear? All I got is this shit.
>>6241380
I dunno what you're talkin about. I've kept my head in the election the whole time.
>>6241329
>>6241380
Good work there, Ram. And she's not without it, either.
...But after all the crap I've been though, I'm entitled to it a bit, aren't I?
>>6241354
Know your PLACE.
>>6241387
Stop stealing my stuff you meanies!
>>6241354
I don't have big choice, do I? Well, night. Hopefully I will not catch cold.
>mfw comcast man keeps fucking with my internet so I can RP
>>6241129
I don't remember eating that...
>>6241131
I'm not sure. I don't usually eat cars. I don't think that's humanly possible.
>>6241134
I take pride in many things, but not that. That was too cruel to be a good joke. You scared me for a second there.
>>6241136
Dying? I don't know about that. It seems impossible.
>>6241145
But the question is if we want to elect someone with your pass history. I don't know about you, but a psycho in office doesn't seem all that much fun.
Absolute madman ? Here's your feminine counterpart.
>>6241381
Which lighter? i haven't nothing little goat.
>Hide the lighter in her back
>>6241387
...
Don't worry about it.
>>6241387
A spear? AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY, EVERYONE! This is simply the finest spear you'll ever see, ever!
>>6241404
A hatchet, too! Genius! Absolutely genius! I'm gonna make an entire village with just these things, just watch me!
>>6241404
Sorry, but I need those supplies. Actually, I'm not sorry. Give them.
>>6241405
You just had it! Quit teasin' me!
TRUMP WINS LOL
>>6241404
Oh, screw it. Hey Blanc, wanna just use my tank? It's got proper heating.
>>6241402
It ain't about havin fun kid, it's about having the balls to get shit done. Cause I can definitely tell you that whatever I do, I'm gonna get it done whether I have to use my own damn hands or not.
>>6241404
Hey man, I just need to burn my competition's campaign ads for a few seconds. Lemme at it.
>>6241404
How rude, no how utterly selfish of you to refuse to share something so simple as the warmth that your little campfire can produce. I can't blame you for not doing so, because it's your right to refuse to help out those who are in need, but I don't think people should be doing that. I don't think that is the correct way to deal with this situation, but who am I to question your decision. Oh, yes...the one that had to suffer negative consequences because of that specific action of yours.
Killers one day, victims the next one. The cycle of murderers never ends !
>>6241448
Alright, let's see if I can find anything or anyone!
...
I can't find anything. Crap. I'm losing my touch, I swear I am...
>>6241440
It's not about that though! People want someone who's professional, and you don't scream professional to me. You scream "I'll slit your throat and drink you blood" to me. You'll end up scaring everyone away from voting for you.
>>6241385
...dude, my father literally stopped an earth quake with his bare hands! WITH HIS BARE FUCKING HANDS! If my lineage can render the laws of physics, level prehistoric creatures, survive rail guns from battle ships than I'm sure as hell confident to endure a punch from you.
>>6241426
>Soars flying
Hey quiet, if you need a lighter i heard that someone in the other camp found one. maybe they have your lighter.
Baki ? More like Baka
get it ? GET IT ?
>>6241448
If I cared about your opinion on this, or any other matter I wouldn't have even considered ripping you apart, no? I think it's clear that your words have no chance to reach me, even if it's in the form of cries or some kind of begging. It's just a waste of both of our times, so I would rather not let happen. After all ending your life fast would be the most time efficient for the both of us, and it would spare me of the trouble of listening to your useless words, no? Ah, how troublesome.
using this shitty thread to host an image ignore me
>>6241473
>>6241462
With his bare hands?! Goddamn, your father sound amazing! If your family is THAT powerful, and if you're confident that you can survive a punch from the United States of America itself...
>The hero grins.
Get ready for me to do my thing, alright? I'm going to get ready to punch you, and you're gonna survive it!
>>6241473
Like... Guys, there's this particular ghost story I wanna tell you all. It's an amazing one, legitimately!
>>6241467
But...I thought you had it?
>>6241448
>The loss of his lighter is now seriously affecting the smol goatking, as he curls up into the fetal position and stares into the distance.
>>6241460
Maybe not to the guys in suits. But fuck those guys, what have they ever done for me?
I'm lookin out for the little people, and I'm not talking about leprechauns like Hornswoggle, I mean the people that need to fight to survive. I've lived it, I'm still living it, and I know there's a lot of people out there living it that want it to stop. If the "Proffesionals" Aren't gonna help them, then I will.
Some rest for the braves, before the storm.
Trump is racist, just like my anime ! Anime is real !
>>6241483
It's a Hanma Hunch!
Ok! Go ahead man.
>He doesn't brace for impact at all.
>>6241479
>Being so mentally disabled you cant work imgur
Furfags, everyone.
>>6241488
Well those guys in suits make it possible for you to wrestle for an insane amount of money. Without them you wouldn't be here right now.
I want to hear your plans for the future. How exactly are you going to fix everything and help those who were just like you?
>>6241497
Well you did. Jill's a sensitive person, so her leaving isn't all that surprising. I can't have her leave already. We only just became friends.
>>6241516
...Oh, wait, you weren't one of those meanies who stole my stuff.
...Whoops.
>>6241497
I dunno, you brought the blood up sis.
>>6241516
>>6241495
>Picks flowers
>Puts them into a sandwich
I'm sure this'll taste good.
>>6241484
Why did you think that? Are you saw me taking the lighter? Maybe Rika has your lighter go to ask her.
>Try to hide the lamp elsewhere
It's a rouuuundabout, and it goes on and on and on...
>>6241497
....
Honestly, she is still helping a lot, really. Even if she doesn't pop up so often.
>>6241516
...Oh, piss off.
>>6241495
I didn't expect this. No. No. I didn't expect this at all. It baffles me that someone thought that I would need a primitive tool like this to do well in one of these so called "games", but I also can't forget to appreciate the thought of this "gift"...Yet...Yet this thought of someone out there looking down on me, and thinking so lowly of my existence can't leave my mind! Ah, but I suppose this is how it was supposed to happen. If that so called sponsor was present at the moment, he would have been turned into a bloody mess by me already, so I guess this situation was just a close call for him.
>The man lets out a disappointing sigh
Ah, I really wanted to meet them face to face.
>>6241495
Water? Pffft. Yeah, right, I'm just gonna drink Coke instead! It's a little-known fact that you can survive days on end by drinking Coke, you know?
>>6241516
I'm sorry, man, but you're just too suspicious to keep around. Stay still, alright?
>>6241521
It really is? Alright, I totally believe you on that! Are you ready? Three... Two... One!
>America throws his fist back, and then thrusts it forward, punching Baki. Yeah, he wasn't kidding when he said he had superstrength. The guy can stop a car with just his heel!
>>6241543
Alright, dude, let's work together to get as much food as we can! Teamwork is extremely important with things like this!
>>6241530
Why waste my time uploading to imgur when it's faster just to upload it here?
>>6241532
It's simple.
We give them baseball bats.
>>6241542
Yeah I, uh...I kinda killed her.
She didn't have my lighter, though.
... and on and on and on. Sponsored by Poseidon.
By the food you live, by the food you die.
>>6241556
Dean, I think you need to do something about money if you want them to stop being like you.
>>6241572
>Having spent all day searching for water, smol goatking passes out. He dreams of finally finding that lighter.
>>6241566
OUCH. THIS REALLY, REALLY HURTS. WHY DID YOU PICK A TRIDENT AND NOT A KNIFE?
>>6241543
Oh no, too close...
>>6241562
Come close Goat, more close... Take the...
>Aya gives to Asgore the lighter.
Sorry men i dont...
>Is dead
It's time to cast a vote.
Will the winner be the white creature, or will it the the white creature ?
Choose, choose once, and choose wisely.
Nah, who am I kidding ? The winner has already been decided a long time ago.
Just for fun, who do you see as number one ?
>>6241608
Asgore
>>6241566
I'm sorry. I did my best to avoid situations like this, but you just couldn't avoid doing "that", right? You forced my hands by doing something so unnecessary and insulting, but I guess this was just a matter of time. I mean, one who can't even keep themself to avoid something like turning their backs on someone, especially on me, truly deserve punishment that features at least a few of their limbs being removed from their torso. On the other hand there is a chance that I overreacted, but I can't see that as a plausable explanation. I think reacting to something so offensive as his actions were like this, was the correct way to handle this situation. Now look at you...You forced me to engange you in battle, and to try to find a proper explanation for my actions. Ah, you're a really selfish being, a being that choose to completely ruin my mood with something so silly.
>>6241599
Yay! Thank you so much, Ms...oh, you died.
>>6241532
Yet you did that anyway. Your intentions while good can be harmful just be mindful of it. If you must know, I saw her earlier.
>>6241536
I have no reason to. I was just continuing off of what you said.
>>6241548
It has been some time since I last- ahem. I mean, I hope she is. She really does value you a lot. Possibly more than me.
>>6241554
>Baki takes a direct blow to the face; the hook is engulfed into Bakis' skull and his head recoils around like a test dummy.
And with this... you can admire the efficiency of the autocropper
>>6241643
>>6241643
Here's our last chapter of this thrilling adventure.
>>6241623
Was she talking with others, or was she being a downer like always?
>>6241643
Whatever happesn I hope that goat thing wins.
>>6241643
>>6241643
>Just crop it yourself wtf
>>6241659
Congratulations to the goat.
>>6241583
Can't just throw money at people and expect them to use it for something good kid. Drugs, sex, killing, lotta folks are gonna put it to that, and now you've got nobody with money AND people workin like that defenseless against real scum. That's why we start from the bottom. Give em the means to defend themselves, to fight back. Ain't no scumbag to toss you around, take your money, take your things, beat the shit out of them. Take your own life back first. THEN you start thinking about money.
>>6241629
>Our hero freaks out when this happens, instantly recoiling and pulling his fist back.
G-GOOD GOD! D-Dude, what happened to your face and all that stuff?! It's like I was punching one of those fake people things that they use on those zombie shows!
>>6241670
Oi, congrats to Asgore, and thanks for hosting, dude!
Here's to see how much you failed, if you're not Asgore, of course.
>>6241659
>>6241670
Congrats lil man, and thanks for hostin!
>>6241680
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6241659
Good job little goat!!
>>6241680
And thanks for hosting!!
>>6241670
Congrats, goat dude!
Thanks for hosting!
>>6241680
Congrats to winner and thank you for hosting.
>>6241680
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>6241680
Well done, Asgore. Thank you for hosting
>>6241680
thanks for hosting
>>6241623
Well...we do consider each other sisters now. It only makes sense, right?
>>6241670
Ugh, congrats, goat. And thanks for the show.
>>6241623
Right and.
Uh.
What was I saying again?
>>6241680
Yeah yeah, thanks kid. See ya.
>>6241678
>While his head was recoiling, he used the momentum of his to flick his hair back.
.....
>He smirks.
Heh. Some strength you've got going for yah, you're not the only one with superhuman like qualities.
>>6241670
Good job lil goat.
Thanks for hosting male Rin.
>>6241672
But bats? Why can't they have something that's a little for efficient, like guns? Bats won't do much if you decide to start slaughtering people daily with military grade weapons.
>>6241643
>>6241659
What was that just now? Did you make a mistake at the very and that resulted in my defeat? You truly believe that I will accept this as the real result of this round? Thank you, but I don't intend to do that, so you better fix your mistake and declare me as the winner, or I will be forced to take actions for the sole purpose of fixing this issue that you caused with your incompetence. But wait, that's not all, what was I supposed to be in there? You put me against a child? What kind of unfair situation is that supposed to be for me? You wanted to force me to kill an innocent, or at least formerly innocent child? Because we can't really call him innocent anymore, right? He just committed murder by ending my life, so it's clear that he deserves his punishment for his actions that violated not just my rights but the law too, so I would appreciate if instead of being a continuous failure as a host, you would take your time to change the result of this encounter, because the situation was clearly created to favor my opponent over me.
>>6241659
>>6241670
>Asgore stands over Regulus' body. Smiling, he pats the lighter in his pocket.
>He has done it. He not only survived, but he also reacquired his prized possession.
>To celebrate, he lights leaves on fire for an hour.
>>6241678
>>6241681
>>6241688
>>6241689
>>6241692
>>6241696
>>6241702
>>6241713
>>6241723
Thanks, guys! And thanks for hostin', human!
>>6241680
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>6241660
A stupid statement was being said about being president here and she responded saying she couldn't be it. Because she is a dyke. Whatever that mean.
>>6241713
*She turns away from her*
Of course it does. It makes perfect sense. But if she heard about what you have been saying... Just do not take her for granted, Rika.
>>6241716
*A vacant stare is her answer*
>>6241723
Oh yeah, and that's another Policy. Guns on the street, gone, doneso, goodbye.
If people are gonna fight, they're not gonna do it by pulling a trigger. They gotta mean, they gotta be up close and personal when they're swinging at a mother fuckers head. Same goes for the police, they're not gonna shoot scumbags and call it a day anymore, they're gonna go in their and fucking knock someone's head off.
I'm out kid, go vote or somethin.
>>6241680
...Nah, I don't feel like I failed at all. I got sixth place, and that's a significant achievement! I feel bad for her, though. 22nd place is... Better luck next time, amirite?
>>6241722
>The hero places a hand on his chest, breathing heavily and wheezing a little bit.
Jesus, man, you scared the crap outta me! It was like a ragdoll! Wait... So you have superhuman qualities, too? Like, superstrength and all of that stuff? Dude, no way! Can you stop earthquakes with your bare hands, too?
>>6241767
I...she knows how much I need Marisa. But that doesn't mean I'm going to forsake her for it!
>>6241767
It means she likes women. That's why I tried getting the attention of women so she could pick out a dead mate. She said she'd do the same for me too, so it's only a matter of time before you see little Subarus crawling around.
>>6241770
So...you want everyone including policemen and fire fighters to use their fists?
How about the military? Surely they'll have guns.
Lenny please host
>>6241792
Watch your back, fiend! I'll destroy you wen I'll have a chance! About what happened today... I was just unfortunate that's all!
>>6241792
Nope! That's my dads thing... .... ..... I hate talking about him like this.
Strength, meh, I'm getting there! I've destroyed a thick concrete wall before, but my speed is absolutely unparalleled. I can control the chemicals within' my body, my endurance is top notch, I can survive insane jumps etc. I can shut-down a persons brain just by shaking there heads, I've got more in my belt. Dude haven't I told you before, that I kidnapped your own damn president in a parade?
>>6241770
>kissu
>>6241818
Sure, give me a minute.
>>6241805
I am just stating. With what you said in the last hour, it sounds like she is disposable to you.
>>6241807
You are implying that anyone could see you as a potential mate. A more likely situation would have them be paired with each other.
>>6241846
AH! O-Oh! It's just you! W-Well, I don't have any doubts that you're gonna destroy me, but it's kinda petty making empty threats, y'know? Yeah, you were pretty unfortunate, but you know what they say! "If you fail, try and try again until you succeed"!
...Or is it a different wording? The hero doesn't pay attention to those things at all...
>>6241884
Oh, is it one of those situations? Dude, I'll stop talking about him if it's that bad.
I mean, you DID say you kidnapped him, but I expected that it was because of timing and a stroke of genius, you know? I didn't think it was because of superhuman abilities, that's just so COOL! If you're, like, the Japanese Chuck Norris, I'd be so impressed by that! I bet that you could incapacitate someone just by blinking at them!
>>6241894
Come now Ramlethal-tan, who could say no to this face?
>>6241917
That's what I am going to do. I am going to pursue you until you finally die from my hand. And don't underestimate me, fiend. As long as I am doing it for his sake, my powers are increasing!
>>6241927
>>6241927
If I start now, it will be the end of the night when I finish.
Okay then, first 24.
>>6241894
NO! NO, NO, NO! Never! I'm a bastard, but I am NOT that heartless!
>>6241970
Rika
>>6241970
Andrew Wiggins
>>6241970
Ramlethal Valentine
>>6241970
Lenny Len Lenny with Lennys on Len Lenny
>>6241970
y'all fuckin know what it is i rep sosa chief keef bang bang 1 hunna bop bop o block fools
>entry
>>6241970
Eggman-kun
>>6241970
Yoishi
>>6241970
Araragi
>>6241970
Capra Demon
>>6241970
1
>female
>>6241970
Ash Crimson
>>6241970
Ya boi rafe
>>6241970
Belarus
>>6241970
Aya Shameimaru
>>6241970
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6241947
Man, and here I thought we were friends. Then again, heaps of my friends wanna incapacitate me... I don't underestimate you a single bit, but you gotta keep in mind I have superstrength, you know? Did you forget about that?
>>6241970
Regulus Corneas
>>6241970
2
>male
>>6241970
Kaito
>>6241970
Sanae Kochiya
>>6241970
Alexander the Great
>>6241953
I didn't hear a no!
>>6241954
I still haven't heard a no!
>>6241970
Natsuki Subaru
>>6241970
3
>female
>>6241917
By the way man, your gotta' work on your hooks some more - you left yourself way to open. Your stance was rather awkward too, but I know some good footwork drills that'll keep yah up.
I just lifted him up and sprinted at a pace I'm usually comfortable with, it was nothing much - but the adrenaline of getting chased by the feds was pretty sweet. I can incapacitate someone just by looking at them, it's really not that hard.
>>6241970
4
>male
>>6241970
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>6242017
https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc
>>6241970
Vic Viper
>>6242003
You? My friend?.. Well, if you are gonna to be his friend, than I'll be your friend too. But for now... get ready to fight!
>>6241970
Shalashaska
>>6241970
Ritsuka Fujimaru
>>6241976
*She turns back around, her face twisted into a smirk*
What a strong reaction. Just what I wanted to hear from you.
>>6242017
Then let me be the first. No.
>>6242034
>>6242061
Saying no to a manly man such as myself? I guess not everyone can have amazing taste!
>>6242061
What? What's THAT supposed to mean?
So now that Trump is president who is going to make HG great again?
>>6242085
Dean Ambrose of course.
>>6242085
>>6242023
Really? I just throw punches and then that's it, but I'm not gonna lie that I'm experienced or anything. I'll take you up on that offer sometime, I gotta make sure to be in tiptop shape!
Oh, so you just picked him up and ran at a normal pace? That's... Less action-y than I thought it would be! I don't recall ever seeing it happen before, in all honesty, but it's still strange hearing that you kidnapped the president! Wait, you can kill someone by blinking at them? For real?
>>6242047
Well, duh! Who did you come to when the Soviet Union feel, again? Your good pal Alfred F. Jones the American Hero! I thought we were friends ever since! I dunno what Ivan thinks, but I think we're... "Friends"! I've been ready to fight ever since I came here, dude!
>>6242085
Trump
>>6242085
Me! Your loyal Main Character! I'll make sure villains stay far away from this place!
>>6242101
but you are my villian
>>6242069
Your face is more feminine than mine. Being delusional will not help you in the long run.
>>6242083
Nothing important. Just wanted to know how much she means to you. I can tell it is a lot with that outburst.
>>6242085
Me, I'll get rid of default and meme games, circlejerks will be banned. I'll make HG great again
>>6242010
Len Lennys will be enough
Use that pic btw the first one I hadn't time to finish
>>6242085
Me, since I'm the hero AND America itself! Who else would be the person to improve this place other than the homeland of Trump himself?
>>6242119
>saving HG by destroying yourself
>>6242097
die
>>6242119
So you'll stop hosting, meme game sandnigger lover?
>>6242128
This is what true heroes do. I'll sacrifice myself to restore the greatness of our community
>>6242108
That doesn't make sense, since I'm not a villain. I'm a good guy.
>>6242109
Haha! I can't believe you just called my face feminine! Are you sure we're looking at the same face here? No woman I've ever met, besides my mother, has eyes as scary as mine.
>>6242136
This is already on process.
>>6242109
I feel like I've been used.
How's it looking?
>>6242136
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>6242098
Well... I had to do it, for the sake of training. I can run a mile-a-minute, that's usually a steady pace for me. It wasn't as anti-climatic as you said, the experience was rather thrilling for me.
Well not really, but I've made a bunch of thugs shit bricks just by staring at them - sounds cliche, I know. It's one of those Hanma Hunches. My dad can do the same.
>>6242098
Fell!
Crap!
>>6242148
It looks like a good roster to me! You have the hero's seal of approval!
Wow!, is this place "HG"?. is amazing!
>>6242148
What's with all those numbers?
>>6242176
Do you want to be Len Lennys or would you rather be something else?
https://strawpoll.de/6ys1as4
>>6242148
Swap please.
>>6242049
>>6242098
Well...
>She smiled a bit
I want you to know that I'm don't hate you. We are just happened to be an enemies to each other this time. So... Alfred... Let's partake in this deadly dance. Let's find out who is stronger, my dear friend.
>>6242148
Let's begin!
>>6242188
Thank you Kaito!
>>6242141
They are not scary. Just plain. Much like the rest of you with the exception of your face.
>>6242146
If you feel that way.
*Her smile quickly disappears from her face.*
But with that reaction, I see no reason why you said all of that stuff earlier.
>>6242148
Hurry up.
>>6242177
Wow! You're very loud!
Please sit down and wait for your turn to die by the hands of I, Natsuki Subaru! You'll learn fast that you cannot defeat the man that was chosen to be the MC! I have powers the likes of you have never seen before!
In other words, hello.
>>6242131
Do you not get bored of uttering the same syllable over and over?
>>6242177
Don't be fooled
HG stands for HomoGays
>>6242186
Len Lennys is fine don't change anything
>>6242199
Yeah yeah, just don't keep dying in the bloodbath. It's depressing to see.
>>6242177
Amazing? Low standards never stop being a thing here I suppose. Welcome.
>>6242206
I don't see what's so plain about me. What other hero do you know of that wears a tracksuit and uses a whip for a weapon?
>>6242229
Tell that to the host!
>>6242227
Nope. I really want you to die.
>>6242228
>don't change anything
You got it boss.
Let's go.
>>6242177
Eh, not really. You get used to it damn quick.
>>6242206
I just...I don't know. I'm really bad with voicing my thoughts and feelings, alright?
>>6242163
I mean, of course it wasn't anticlimactic! You kidnapped the PRESIDENT! If you can run a mile a minute, then I bet that the whole NATION was in uproar that day! If that's training, I wonder what your job is...
...Really? You can make them literally do that? Man, I'd hate to come across you in a fight. That's totally... That's UNREAL! Not even the hero can do that, and he's America!
>>6242177
Amazing? Well... If you ignore all the people here, yeah, it's pretty amazing. G'day, dude!
>>6242190
I don't hate you either, Natalya. If we're gonna get into a fight soon, then so be it! The hero won't hold it against you if you fight me and win!
>The hero laughs.
Who knows? Maybe, just maybe, you'll defy the odds and beat me in a battle! You better count on it, dude - the hero never gives up, no matter what challenges he faces! DURUFU~!
>>6242260
Boo!
...Wait, what?
>>6242257
Continue wishing for rain in a desert, then.
Well at least he survived the Bloodbath.
>>6242242
An affiliate of the mob and a dominatrix respectively.
>>6242260
Fend for yourself.
*She quickly flies away from her partner*
>>6242261
That much is clear even to me. It is interesting but I will stop bringing her up for now.
>>6242283
Why would I? Rain in a desert won't get you killed.
how do i become a good avafag?
any tips?
>>6242293
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>6242260
Whatever. I don't need your bag filled with goodies anyways. I'll survive on my own.
>>6242293
Assist me. It appears I can not self-destruct.
>>6242293
It's too soon to kill you. Game barely started.
>>6242252
Not all hosts accommodate old folks, haha.
>>6242293
A bomb? HELL YEAH! Ivan, you're the best at times!
>>6242303
Present yourself in a likeable way, and everyone will enjoy talking to you! That's a good way to become "good"!
>>6242293
There'll be a next time.
>>6242304
Hon hon hon you surrendered why did I have to go with you I wonder
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME....
TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
>f capra demon
>f ash crimson
>f shalashaska
>f len lennys
>>6242280
Then it's settled. Don't hold off on me, Alfred! I just want to become stronger. Even if it costs me a countless deaths. And remember that we are still friends.
>>6242296
Honestly, I always have been bad with voicing that stuff.
...And thanks. Sorry about all this.
>>6242336
Shut up you autistic fuck
>>6242296
That's not technically wrong, but you can't compare me to either of those things. I was hoping you'd have made a better connection than that, but alas I was wrong.
>>6242347
Alright, I'm hitting the hay first. Good bed.
>>6242347
>Snores quietly.
THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>6242381
There's nothing here but horrible memes...
>>6242214
i'm tsukishima jinbei!. nice to meet you, Subaru-dono!
>>6242228
Are you sure?. i think hg stands for "hunger games"
>>6242232
Hi there, miss!. i'm tsukishima jinbei!
>>6242261
Let's see if that is true!
>>6242280
Ignore people?. i, tsukishima jinbei. Never ignores even the smallest thing!
>saids at loud
When do you think Trump is going to get assassinated?
Post yfw Kamina is muslim
>>6242381
You better find something useful. I don't like to cooperate with useless people.
>>6242280
...I can also project physical manifestations in my head and fight it, my imaginations unreal man. I can project a physical manifestation of you if I wanted too, it takes quite an eye to see what I'm looking at.
>>6242359
Eat cheese
Sorry I meant eat shit
>>6242398
What is this about?
>>6242390
Save that for the /trash/ banner contest
>>6242396
What, not going to take it from experience?
>>6242381
I don't see anyone....
>>6242397
Yes
>>6242382
I'm in and out, got a game tonight! Had to fly to Orlando straight from Brooklyn late last night, after cleanin up from our game yesterday
>>6242347
Stand down. He may be useful in some way.
>>6242355
You are welcome. However I am unsure what you are thanking me for.
>>6242364
Well I did not want to compare you to a loser that just went out with the first thing he saw and someone that could not wield a proper weapon so he settled for that. I like to think I am nicer than that.
>>6242382
Yes? I'm not in the mood to talk at the moment.
>>6242416
The truth.
>>6242396
Your reaction isn't what I thought it'd be...Whatever. Have fun I guess.
>>6242420
>>6242421
I'll say it once and only once.
Thank you.
>>6242396
No it stands for HG. One exception, for you it stands for Hurry up and Get out
>>6242436
Even when you say you're nicer than that your words cut me in half. You don't have some kind of pent up vendetta towards me, right?
>>6242396
Do not remember asking for you name. Also shouting is pointless. I am right here.
>>6242420
*She is visibly shaking even with the cloak all around her*
I do not need one for the moment.
He's a big 4, you guy.
>>6242448
>kek
>>6242438
This may help cheer you up a bit then.
It took some time but finally got around to make it.
>>6242484
Very dull and plain...I don't think it's going to change no matter how much I search.
>>6242420
>>6242446
Just don't expect me to do it again.
>>6242436
For not pressuring the issue, is all, really.
>>6242347
Alright, I'm feeling a bit... Eh... I might just go to sleep real quick, don't mind me...
>>6242351
Are you seriously expecting me NOT to give it my all here? Dude, I'm America! The hero! If there's one thing I can guarantee you, it's that I'll give it 110% no matter what! You're gonna be as strong as me after this!
...I mean, I know we're still gonna be friends, but try and make sure that Katyusha and Ivan won't kill me if they catch wind of this, alright? They won't really tolerate me beating up their sibling, y'know?
>>6242381
...
I'm smoking something. I don't know what, but I'm on something.
>>6242396
Yeah, but some people 'ere are downers, you know? You're gonna have a sweet time if you ignore the loud minority, however! This place is swell, for real!
>>6242410
Man, it just sounds like you're a jack of all trades! I bet you have so many abilities you haven't even unlock yet, dude! Physical manifestations in you head, creating one of anything you have... I bet you can't be beat at all, dude--
>>6242420
...
Unless it's by Belarus, of course. Man, she's really gonna take this the whole way, isn't she? >>6242484
CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
>>6242503
Merci! It looks fantastic!
>f baki
>f regulus corneas
>f ya boi rafe
Shouldn't have allowed 2 and 4 in desu, not many people like doubles
>>6242432
Many games you competed in, few were win.
Luckily you just happened to win the best of 'em.
>>6242518
I wouldn't expect you to. It feels horrible being saved by you.
>>6242547
I can see me living and you two perishing. It's about time I win a game anyways. I need to keep myself constant.
Why was 3 afraid of 4?
>>6242547
Run away! You might get hurt really badly!
>>6242580
Hmm?! Who was it?
>>6242526
Heh. Try to beat me first.
>>6242557
Winnin never felt so good man, wish me luck tonight!
>>6242472
Correct. As annoying you can be at times, I do not despise you in any way.
>>6242518
Ah. Right. I just feel that some tend to lose sight of what is there. I am glad to help them with them get on track when it does.
>>6242580
Someone would enjoy these more than me.
*She cleans out the whole field, hold more than several handfuls of them*
Who should these go to?
>f 1
>f eggman-kun
>f rika
>>6242547
...S-Sniff... She doesn't hate me THAT much, right? Like, I hope she doesn't, but there's no way of knowing unless I see her again... There's always next time, I guess...
>>6242580
Alright, so we're gonna look for food and guns and ammo and all that crap! If you're not up for it, then you can go starve 'cause I'll do it all by myself!
>>6242616
Don't tempt fate like that, Belarus, or else it might just happen. The future is closer than you think, after all.
Favourite nationality that isnt your own?
>>6242421
Everyone has different experiences. that's why you might be wrong!
>>6242446
i'm going to have a lot of fun,
Subaru-dono!
>>6242448
You don't have to be rude!
>>6242478
A samurai like me has to say his name when meets people!
>>6242526
Oh.. now i understand!. thank you, sir!
>>6242640
Sleep until it is time. I expect the same for the rest of you.
>>6242526
I've lost to some of my imaginations; one manifestation shook the whole town with a single blow. A crater was a result in my basement.
This either means I'm really strong or... the whole idea's rather confusing.
>>6242646
Indians
>>6242646
Finland
>>6242646
Caucasian
>>6242647
I am polite right now but this won't last for long
By the time you've finished reading the names of the tributes in the third event, I'll have posted the next slide.
>>6242639
How about you point out my good qualities instead of bad ones?
>>6242647
Fun? I don't think that'll happen, but what do you count as fun?
>>6242640
I call being the first to sleep this time too.
>>6242646
Australians
>>6242640
Snore...
>>6242646
...
American? No, no. Canadian? Probably.
>>6242647
No problem, buddy 'ol fella of mine! All I can say is that you met the right person to tell you about this place! The name's America, and don't you forget it!
>>6242680
Dude, like, you're so powerful you can just deny reality and create your own. How does that make you feel? You basically have no challenge at all, which must be... Pretty sad, actually. Your imagination is the only thing that limits you, though!
>>6242718
...
A single picture of Ivan, huh? I almost feel bad for raiding her camp. Maybe I should just leave it here just in case...
>>6242639
Right...anyhow, what've you been up to?
>>6242647
I can already tell your optimism is going to piss me off.
>>6242576
Oh, stop whining.
>>6242718
Thanks for not kill me Sanae!!
>>6242646
Irish
>>6242718
Nothing but waffles...
>>6242745
Fine...
>f yoishi
>>6242646
Nepal because of Far Cry 4
It looks great and they have nice looking font and religions.
n-no bully
>>6242738
>>6242774
Crap, that papercut I had yesterday must've been pretty serious...!
>>6242789
But the earthquakes, Anon. Nepal has pretty serious earthquakes at times.
The numbers' numbers are up!
>>6242647
My knowledge of Japan is limited but I thought they would cut anything in front of them down.
*She assumes a fighting stance*
Is that not correct?
>>6242732
Are you not aware of those yourself?
>>6242745
What I have been up to? I have tried being a bounty hunter recently. I feel it may be a suitable purpose.
>>6242774
This sight. It is very calming.
>>6242703
What do you mean by that?
>>6242732
A good fight is always fun!. and talking to people is fun too!
>>6242743
i'm tsukishima jinbei!. nice to meet you, america-dono!
>>6242745
Why?. you hate happy people?. or you don't know how to be happy..?
>>6242743
It's just plain ole' shadow boxing for me, really. Boredom is limiting me, until something exciting happened - this exciting revelation just so happened to kill one of my friends. This exciting revelation is none other then MIYAMOTO FUCKING MUSAHSI! Yes, the warrior, from the feudal periods of Nippon. This guy took me down with ease! He sliced me metaphorically, yet the pain was sensational and real.
>>6242646
Turkey :^)
>>6242826
No, you just seem like the pointlessly, annoyingly optimistic sort.
>>6242825
Bounty hunter? Huh. You don't see much for bringing in people alive.
>>6242812
What? They're handsome and they make me laugh
>>6242825
I-I hardly hear it from other people.
>>6242826
Ah, so another noble fighter! I look forward to testing the limits of your straight!
>>6242854
>f araragi
>f the star-spangled hero
>f 2
>f 3
>>6242646
Germany.
>>6242881
Tee-hee~
>>6242646
Dutch.
>>6242826
Alright, lemme try to pronounce that. Tsukishima Jinbei! Did I do good? Regardless of if I did it or not, the feeling is mutual, dude! Alfred is also a good name for me, too!
>>6242843
Just shadow boxing? Dude, that sounds totally killer! But... One of your friends died from a warrior from the feudal era of Japan? That's not so good at all. If you got sliced metaphorically, then how did your friend die, anyway? Were they not as powerful as you are, or did they get caught in an attack meant for you?
...Should I even be asking such personal questions?
>>6242881
*Her eye rubbing increases as it nears her turn*
It can not come soon enough.
>>6242888
why though
>>6242888
>cries in Russian
How do i become friend of Souda?
he seems like a cool guy
>>6242902
>>6242888
>These guys
>>6242941
Talk to him. That easy
>>6242941
be a cool guy and talk with him
No new thread just yet.
>>6242825
Who tell you that?. because that's not correct!. a samurai has to protect people not kill them!
>>6242849
W-What?!. i'm not annoying or pointless!
>>6242863
is going to be a good fight,
Subaru-dono!
>>6242913
Ok, Alfred-dono!
>>6242646
Russian or German
>>6242952
...Oh! No need for formalities, either! I'm not all too much of an important guy, even if I AM the hero! Just Alfred or America will just be fine with me, y'know?
>I'M THE HERO~!
>>6242955
le omg le he got le image limit XD