/sug/ Steven Universe General - It's not over yet edition
Last Thread: >>6235994
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>6240199
Jasper is fat
Here we go.
>>6239294
>"Uh.. that sounds very nice. Now if you don´t mind-"
>"Of course, loyal citizen. just let me see your ID card first."
>Pearl froze in horror. This man was authority, and could get her in trouble about Steven.
>"I-I don´t have it with me right now"
>"That's okay, just give me your name then and I'll look it up."
>"I-I'm afraid I can't do that."
>Donald grabbed Pearl's groin harder, eliciting a small moan from her. She felt her botfly-ridden pussy twitch as Donald worked his magic on her crotch.
>"Listen up, you´re going to have to give me some ID, or you´ll end up getting a free helicopter ride up into the sky, one-way."
>Pearl had gotten really horny and frustrated now, and began to squawk at the tall, imposing, handsome man in front of her.
>"Just who do you think you are, mister?"
>Donald breathed in, and looked Pearl straight in the eye.
>"I'm Donald John Trump, the 45th President of the United States of America and if you can´t prove to me you're not an illegal alien I´m going to gut you like that half-breed anchor baby I found running around here this evening."
>Something clicked in Pearl's head. And then it snapped. Pearl's mind was filled by anger and hate, and she summoned her spear from her gem and lunged at the man before her.
>"Nobody hurts my Steven!" she shouted, and shoved her spear into the man's chest.
>Or at least, where his chest would've been, had he not disappeared.
>Then she heard him speak from behind her.
>"I'm sorry, but you have to go back."
>Then she felt a large object enter her shoulder, and going down her side until it went out of her thigh in the blink of an eye.
>The last thing she though was "Steven."
>She poofed, leaving nothing but her gem and a small pile of botfly larvae.
>"Disgusting. get that outta here", said Trump, before grabbing the gem and placing it in his pocket.
>only two more to go, and then he would make his planet great again.
Should i leave it here or try for more?
>>6240217
The Trump train never stops my friend.
>>6240215
Yes!
>>6240217
More
SPICY
/sug/ I'm in deep trouble, I'm at school right now and a bunch of dindus are trying to start a riot outside, I'm friends with most of them. They even have shitty signs that say Fuck Trump. Should I join them and ditch (which we've all done quite a bit) or stay on /sug/ and not get arrested?
she deleted this - the fuck? is tang working on SU? or something else?
Pearl is precious and tries her best! How are you today, /sug/ ?
>>6240100
Anxiety and some personality problems, depression I consider beat, was an ugly ride, though.
When will they appear?
>>6240278
WHHHHHAAAAAATATATATAATTATATTAATTAATTATATATATTTTTTT
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDFD
>>6240278
Is there anyone left in the crew who HASN'T complained about Trump yet?
>>6240272
Well that depends, do you wanna get fucked up with your bros or not? It could be fun if you're fast enough to run fgrom the cops, but if you don't wanna then it's probably best to stay quiet.
>>6240281
Good shit dude, I'm proud of you so don't give up now, you can beat any problem if you try your best anon.
>tang works on SU now
I am bugging
LAPIDOT FANART GETS YOU PLACES IN LIFE
>>6240278
>Zuke got her sex slave a job on the show
I really hope this isn't the case...
We don't need more amateurs who write meme comics for a living doing anything on the show. I hope she just has some job related strictly to art or something.
don't go spreading it beyond trash though, maybe she meant to post it to a private account or remembered she shouldn't blab or something, she deleted it and I'll feel like an ass if it gets around
also it COULD be a different show
>>6240385
Sugilite
>>6240389
>>6240281
Pissfag?
>>6240217
>only two more to go, and then he would make his planet great again.
did he already get the meme bard or amy and garnet?
>>6240332
So far no update on Rebecca, Deedee and Zach.
Estelle, Michaela, Shelby, Jennifer and Kimberly are losing their shit
>>6240343
I'll do both, I'll just check on /sug/ on my phone afterwards. As long as I'm not the one vandalizing, I should be fine as far as not being arrested.
>>6240384
>also it COULD be a different show
It couldn't
>>6240291
Dear God I hope it isn't that ugly. At least I hope Pearl's anorexia balances out Steven's obesity.
>>6240446
>HW trio were with her
>>6240416
Yes, its me.
>>6240384
Good point, bad move on her end though.
>>6240384
>also it COULD be a different show
>Earth is a safe haven to be yourself
It's pretty much Garnet's entire reason for fighting. I don't think there's many other shows where Earth could be marked as a safe haven rather than just having a message of "just be your self".
>>6240466
They're not ugly, they're cute.
IT'S
>tfw I care more about a cartoon than about the elections
I would like to welcome trash /sug/ to the new world order.
>yrw Jeff and Colin leave the show and we get Amber and Tang instead
>>6240515
>new
A different reptillian is still a reptillian.
>>6240515
>not posting lapis with maga hat
>posts muppet memedot
I'm disappointed in you anon.
>>6240476
>Earth
>safe haven
The only reason it isn't under The Authority's boot right now is because they still think a 5000 year investment is going to pop out. Once they figure out that the Crystal Gems stopped it, here's nothing to stop the Authority from rolling over Earth.
>>6240501
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIR-CUSS
>>6240546
Oh god same
What's wrong with us
>>6240504
there was no right choice, you had no reason to care.
>>6240515
curious times we live in. But as long as he doesn't touch social stuff too much all is good.
>>6240549
>>6240546
>>6240576
>being unimpressed by doommongers
you made the right choice.
Also, maybe you know deep down that the president is not as important as people make them out to be.
>>6240209
https://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8
>>6238547
kill yourself
>>6238566
kill yourself
What if Pearl had a crush on Smoky?
>>6238616
kill yourself
>>6238633
kill yourself
>>6240626
Are you implying she wouldn't bone that big quartz?
>>6238640
kill yourself
>>6240626
Inceresting...
>>6238646
kill yourself
>>6240647
No, but what if she wanted to fuck them?
>>6238764
kill yourself
>>6238786
kill yourself I think
>>6238799
kill yourself
>>6238803
kill yourself
>>6238817
kill yourself
>>6238824
kill yourself
>>6238830
kill yourself
>Save a fuckton of pictures
>Indexer shows up late with their upgrades
I'm not sure if I should be upset. But thank you anyway, Indexer.
>>6238855
kill yourself retard
>>6240215
Thank you Stephen.
>>6240278
>now we have two autistic lapidotfags working on the show I used to love
save us donald
>>6238879
kill yourself
>>6238885
kill yourself
>>6240446
JASPER WAS WITH HER
>>6238911
kill yourself retard
>>6238940
kill yourself
>>6239000
kill yourself
>>6239070
kill yourself
unless you don't want to
P E A R L
>>6240278
Now we have a boarder to ruin each HW Gem!
>Zuke the lapisfag gets complete control of Lapshit
>Tang the perifag gets complete control over Memedot
>Amber the jasperfag gets complete control of Assper if she comes back
>>6236877
may as well repost these for good
nigger
>>6237872
get flattened by a truck, doggo
>>6240429
Fugg, forgot about the meme gems in the barn
>>6240389
Alrighty then
>Trump walked along the beach., bloody ktana in hand
>he was covered in splotches of crimson and cerulean, though mostly crimson
>His destination, the temple
>As he strode towards his target, he saw flashes of light, followed by angry grunting
>As he reached the temple doors, he saw it
>a giant hairy ape with three eyes and four forearms
>"Donald!" It growled, in a deep niggerish voice.
>Donald realized what it was in an instant
>It was some sort of giganigga formed out of his targets, her face an amalgam of their two faces much like Hillary
>But of course, he has trounced Hillary, and she had a lot more power and cunning than this thing
>"Your racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, Islamophobic, fascist crusade of terror ends here!" It said, as if it had even the slightest chance of victory.
>"Shut up, you fat pig", Don said, and drew his katana
>She swung her mighty mace, landing directly where Donald was. Clouds of sand rose up, and for a second he seemed crushed.
>Then she saw it move.
>Don lifted the fist up with ease, his Aryan muscles bulging and straining to give him the power he needed to throw it back.
>"You call that a knock-out? That was pathetic"he said, as he threw the fist right back at the hideous ape
>Sugillite was knocked down by the impact, and Donald moved on her like a bitch
>he stood back up, but by then the Don had already thrown away her mace, and she had only her fists to defend with
>"Shameful, totally low energy," he continued, while deftfully blocking every punch Sugillite made.
>"You're a mess, you know."
>He sliced off one of Sugillite's arms below the shoulder, and moved on her exposed flank with the fury of fourteen founding fathers
>He held up his katana and smiled.
>"But not as much of a mess as I'm about to make with you."
>In that moment, Donald plunged his katana into Sugillite's neck, cleanly slicing it away from her torso.
(1/2)
>>6240501
kill yourself
What a shitty thread
>>6240917
>MAGAfags
>Lapidotfags
>Anti-Lapidotfags
>Indexer
I'll just wait for /co/ now, the election has depressed me enough.
>>6240937
Trash is way past it's expiration date.
Thankfully we only have 8 more days now.
Doodle bump
Also maybe I'll take a request or two
>>6240950
kill yourself
>>6240750
not my fault you're an idiot
you can SEE when an image is a thumbnail, you don't need special training, you don't need to be from an image-seeking bloodline, you don't have to get a permit, you don't even need to have EYES to do it desu
>>6240965
Pearl being attracted to adult Steven because he's a huge Quartz.
>>6240965
Very nice poel.
I would like a cocky looking Ruby and Sapphire though.
>>6240979
Full comic for you.
>>6240965
Pearl and Amy in sailor suits.
>>6240979
m8, stop saving shit from wherever you're saving it, they're serving you only garbage
after you've done that, kill yourself
>>6240975
What can I say, I'm a failure in more ways than one!
>>6240995
thanks
>>6241011
Good
Hope you'll do the right thing then
>>6240879
>Sugillite gasped, and then disappeared into a cloud of smoke.
>Donald deftly jumped off a split second before it happened, and as the fusion poofed he twirled around and caught the red one in mid-air.
>He landed on his feet, and quickly snatched up the blue and purple ones, putting the blue one to his forehead to cool him down a bit.
>"Time to get my army back."
>he marched into the house, finding it empty.
>Going up to the warp pad, he knelt upon it and began using his nimble navigation skills to operate the alien technology.
>He slapped a note claiming it a seized by the state just before disappearing in a pillar of light.
>The pillar came down in a thick canopy of jungle, somewhere in the tropics.
>From the distance, a spherical ship could be seen, clearly of Gem design.
>Donald smiled to himself. He had found what he came for.
>He was going to get his army.
>He was going to get his centipedes back.
What now?
>>6240937
>i just cant even all these opinions that differ from mine ;-;
>>6241034
Seems that Jasper got too used to doing it in her corrupt form after she was returned to her original state.
i tried to learn photoshop just so i can put a maga hat on peridoodley doo
>>6241064
>Trump fanfics
Yes very good content ITT.
>>6241034
Okay, was Trump's campaign and bullshit he spouted so ridiculous that it warranted /pol/ to shitstorm this hard?
>>6241072
And?
Did you succeed?
I'm trying to find all the rare Jaspers, pretty much all of those were made post-earthlings so I still have a long way to go,
but that's it for now
>>6241084
if only
i wanted to send it to various crewniverses
>>6241077
Kek
>>6240868
Wait is this an edit or actual video/picture? If so source?
/r/equesting a MAGA hat on this pearl
>Deedee is so upset that she hasn't been on her twitter in over a day
I feel bad for her lads
>>6241110
It's not like there will be trans concentration camps or anything. Yeah there's a pretty good chance lgbt rights will be pushed back, but it won't be horrible.
Would you watch it?
>>6241160
In a heartbeat, yes.
>>6241160
Of course, as I am a Nerd™ .
>>6241160
Yes. Question... Why is Amethyst a villain?
>>6241180
Because she is a a lesbo getting in the way of glorious Lapiven. Now why is Eyeball a villain and not Leggy?
>>6241180
Lapis was bi-curious. Amethyst is bi-furious.
>>6241112
http://m3rryg4m.tumblr.com/post/131338453608/just-a-pearl-waiting-for-her-rose-snippet-from
>>6241110
GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
>>6241203
Thanks, anon.
Can he do it?
>>6241197
>>6241248
I feel like Yellow Diamond would be the easiest to convert. I just have this sinking feeling that we're never going to see her in a fight.
>>6241180
Why is Sapphire apparently dating Eyeball?
She should cut off that pit hair and donate it to an organization that makes wigs for bald kids
>>6240981
I'm not good at drawing big bara boys
>>6241269
Because Eyeball is way edgier, and that appeals to Sapphire, for some strange reason.
>>6241076
Are you being sarcastic or no?
>>6241278
Thanks!
>>6241077
Nah, just bored and not in the mood to continue my other fic
Also really happy Trump won, god bless you Yanks
>>6241281
Now unjokingly who is Sapphire suppose to be in that comic?
>>6241282
Are you legitimately autistic?
>all this Jasper
I like this thread
>>6241375
I would too, but it needs a little something.
>>6241260
Probably, her conflict seems to be entirely built on misunderstanding and old wounds over PD dying, and she seems pretty reasonable besides that.. BD seems to actually be kind of a tyrant, and who knows about WD.
>>6241393
Don't be dissin' the superior diamond.
Who may or may not be just following the laws of Homeworld.
>>6241414
BD is evil and all her subjects suffer in silence under her tyranny.
>>6241393
Blue Diamond is definitely more intimidating than her yellow and giraffe-like counterpart. That's why I like her, though.
>>6241340
Yes.
Does anyone have any pics of Smoky being intimate with Pearl?
>>6241421
Suck an egg chump, you have no proof for any of that.
What do you think of this ship, /sug/ ? I personally like it.
>>6241481
It's painfully awkward.
>>6241481
Unlikely to happen, no feelings towards it though, you can have your /ss/.
>>6241481
I think you may have repressed paedophilic urges which you channel through self-inserting as Pearl
>>6240811
I love this little Pearl oc and the story they have for it
>>6241432
She seems like better boss fight material than angry giraffe, she's very foreboding.
>>6241481
I love it the most when he's an adult, but I still love it.
>>6241500
It's the covered eyes that unnerve me. Even Sapphire creeps me out a little bit, for that very same reason.
>>6241523
Yes..
Fear that little devil
Post MAGA gems
>>6241481
>>6241481
>>6241551
>when you have to explain to everyone at your wedding that the 14-year-old kid you're accompanying is not your son but your groom
>>6241481
Old and busted. Steven x Meme Gems is the new hotness.
>>6241498
Subconscious issues regarding my mother at most, I dont like little kids.
>>6241558
Play the long game.
>>6241481
/ss/ is for lewdness, not romance
>>6241499
Which is?
>>6241576
Not really
Remember when Jaspidot was tang's otp
>>6241592
Zuke ruins everything she touches, and she touched Tang so hard it's almost illegal
>>6241581
>implying romance isn't lewd
>>6241592
Deader than Jaspearl and Pearlmethyst put together.
REAL
/SS/ MARRIAGE
HOURS
>>6241592
Remember when Tang didn't make disgusting Lapidot shit
>>6241621
>>6241621
>>6241621
>>6241636
Whoops seems like someone took him already.
>>6241603
retard kill yourself
>>6241579
Yes
>>6241653
Thanks, indexer.
grab her by the pussy
Just like Perifags are the only ones who spam dot ships or Lapithyst, Pearlfags spam Pearl ships.
Isn't it good when we get together under a single topic, /sug/ ?
>>6241590
http://skyneverthelimit.tumblr.com/post/145007371544/i-wanted-to-post-one-large-chunk-of-my-gemsona#notes
http://skyneverthelimit.tumblr.com/post/136428683594/trust-me-there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-defective#notes
http://skyneverthelimit.tumblr.com/tagged/su-pearl
There are way too many
>>6241732
I want Garnet to decapitate someone by flicking their neck
>>6241764
>>6241772
>>6241780
>>6241744
That's cute, yeah.
>>6241791
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>6241852
Steven will.
oh man, I forgot about these pearls
>>6241855
>>6241741
remove the last part of that string to get the full image from soup.io
and then kill yourself once you're done
>>6241852
i love you futabadpearlanon
>>6241744
the post you linked LITERALLY gives you the 1280 by default, how the fuck did you save a thumbnail from that?
kill yourself
>>6241093
POST-earthlings, not pre?
>>6241896
Thanks, indexer.
>>6241537
>>6240941
Dang, I think I'd nut my briefs just from kissing Amethyst.
>>6241937
>>6241994
My ideal pearlven AU would be in the future where Pearl feels lonely and sad and has a crush on Steven she's ashamed of, and she kind of wants to be in love with him because she hopes he could love her like Rose did, but when they do start being together he loves her much more than Rose ever did even though Steven feels really anoxious about it and not wanting to do the same mistakes with Pearl that his mom did.
This ship has some nice angst.
Just found my new favorite Pearl cosplayer.
>>6242021
kill yourself
>>6242016
>>6242058
Rood
>>6241964
Oh hey look, it's Sapphire, but why is she all wet?
>>6242078
I wish more artists would draw Rose like this instead of being 100 lbs overweight.
>tfw waifufags and gayshipfags ruined the /ss/ dump
>>6242117
You can't ruin trash with more trash, that's not how it works.
>>6242072
Jasper is so hot, please keep posting.
Merchant Anon here, we just moved into our new location today! And yes, we still have the locations in West Covina.
Oh, and the SU pins are set to ship out on the 18th and should arrive on Friday.
>>6242117
>>6241604
>Deader than Jaspearl
Do you have any reasoning behind this?
>>6242205
You scroll past all these posts, watching. You're here what might as well be every day. You're lonely. Days leak into each other, don't they?
Please don't forget to turn on the lights when the sun sets. Please remember to eat and drink. Remember to let some fresh air in on occasion.
Have you looked out of the window, recently?
Please talk to people.
Even if it's just us.
Please laugh more often. Cry more often. Smile more often.
Please don't give up. You're not alone.
>>6242205
Okay, how on Earth do you find a bigger version of that, Indexer ?
>>6242200
>Turning her back after doing that when she gets poofed in a single punch to the back
What a retard
>>6242179
noted. I'll be sure to ask for pics when the time is right.
>>6242220
You can't tell me what to do
>>6242150
>>6242271
>>6242272
>>6242220
fuck are you talking about I went to work today
>>6242281
>>6242220
>>6242220
You're not my mom, I'll kill myself right now.
>>6242267
Who is this artist they draw jasper so cute!
>>6242220
Why turn the lights on at night?
>>6242294
>>6242307
>>6242254
Stop being sad, you shits, people love you.
>>6242328
bulimic
>>6242315
Brid/Brideake/Orangekissess
>>6242348
This meme is awful
>>6242330
Stop talking to me, I'm dead!
>>6242328
>>6242346
>>6242330
Don't lie to them
>>6242330
Who?
>>6242254
>>6242307
I'm asking you two. It's all I can do. I want you to be happy.
>>6242294
please. speak up.
>>6242318
I don't want you to strain your eyes. I want you to sit in a bright room. I want you to be comfortable.
>>6242289
that is wonderful. And I'm not exaggerating.
>>6242353
Thank you, anon.
>>6242375
I think its more like the minimum an adult should do to pay rent but thanks.
>>6242042
She is great
>>6242042
>Rose x Pearl
Trash
>>6242375
I can just use f.lux to help with eye strain. I usually leave curtains closed when I'm at home by myself though.
>>6241110
i cant not be smug about this, overreact to moon, wont ya?
>>6242394
I hope you find enjoyment in your work.
>>6242401
You don't even know who I am. It's impossible to truly love somebody like that, unless you mean a general love for all things, which doesn't carry the same weight as you originally implied.
>>6242419
I always found sitting in a dark room to become a bit depressing over time. That may be just me.
>>6242220
I'm not in that hole anymore but this hit home pretty hard. Thanks Rose anon
>>6242220
>Please don't forget to turn on the lights when the sun sets.
Ha, I almost forget a lot, and the house feels really sad
and yeah the days do indeed bleed together like shitty dollar store watercolor paints
I'm finally gettin out of this longer than a year rut soon though, usually I ignore posts like this.
I sure didn't forget to drink tonight
Anyways you must've been through the depressing neet phase too, eh? To be able to know what you're talking about. How are you now?
>>6240750
He's not here to help people.