/pfg/ Dendrophilia + /bfg/ Entomophilia General
Heavy Cati Tits Edition
Here, we fuck plants and bugs, dream of fucking plants and bugs, and discuss real world plants and bugs and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant and bug creatures in them.
>Booru (/pfg/)
http://plantfucker.booru.org
>Stories (/pfg/)
http://pastebin.com/Lr2jQa04
>PvZ Plant Gender List
http://quibassi12.deviantart.com/art/Plants-vs-Zombies-what-gender-does-the-plants-have-575891130
Everyone is welcome to join us.
let it die lol
fuck you
thanks for reminding me how long since /trash/ had a thread for saggy bits
>>6239896
here you go
did anyone extracted S/M models of the Tsareena yet?
i need it for reasons
>>6240141
That's a nice Maractus
>>6240227
Well I didn't want to just drop the whole thread entirely since it seems we still have some bug fuckers active
>>6240232
>tfw I was the creator of the thread
>tfw I can't find enough bits to keep the thread active
>>6240602
She's cute. Is she an OC?
>>6240321
Micro a great.
>It's a warm spring day as you head out the door, the scent of flowers thick in the air as pollen streams through the air in visible clouds.
>All around you, rolling fields of wildflowers stretch out as far as the eye can see, cut only by rough trails and large, evenly placed apiaries.
>Double checking your gear, you hop on your four wheeler and set out to the first hive.
>The rumble of the motor clearly registers with the colony on your approach, as their buzzing becomes frantic.
>Though lacking a keepers suit, you have no fear as you dismount and approach the modified hive. There's a matter of trust between you and your girls, and you've both got a job to do.
>Opening a simple, protective hatch, you reveal an opening directly into the queens chamber, which quickly fills with her progeny as the larger than average bee locks eyes with you before giving an excited flutter of her wings.
>Smiling, you free your hardening mass and slide it carefully into the hole, grabbing metal bars on the apiary's sides for support.
>Instantly, they're on you. Dozens, then hundreds, then thousands of bees layering over your cock in a careful, coordinated manner, the workers already pressing their soft chitin bellies into your length.
>And on your tip, the young queen, her slit flush to your cock head, eager to start the next generation.
>All at once, it starts, the deep, throbbing buzzing sending shivers down your spine, all coordinated in pulses that prevent any adjustment.
>All the while, the tiny, unused sexes of the worker swarm grind themselves firmly into your length, coating it in moisture as tiny limbs and mandibles work you.
>The sheer coordination of the effort pushes you ever closer to the edge, better than any woman could.
>As the dense numbers begin raising the temperatures to almost-uncomfortable levels, you feel yourself peak.
>Gripping the handles with white knuckles, you unleash, coating the queen, and ensuring the next generation.
>>6240885
Almost managed to keep it one post long.
>Taking a moment to catch your breath, you pull out, watching as the majority disperse, leaving only a small grouping to collect the beads of your semen to store for later use.
>As you close the hatch, you see the sticky insect of your affections giving you the closest thing to a "call me" face her buggy features allow.
>Hopping back on your four wheeler, you start off to your next apiary.
>>6240885
>>6240895
Nice. Size difference is top tier fetish.
>>6241501
so...who's brave enough to gently fuck this thing?
How does one start learning how to draw these beautiful anthropomorphized mantises?
>>6240141
>Penlink hasn't uploaded anything in two/three months
Did he go on hiatus or something?
More steenee dongs (please and thank you)
>>6241943
me on the right
>>6241943
>>6242795
>>6241943
the line is female only
>>6240239
Thank you!
Are there any sexy fics with Maractus? I never realized how hot it is.
is there a fic based off this song?
it would be cute as the story of a pikmin trying to impress olimar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T-QHAkDf-8
>>6243428
Really? Not that I'm complaining, but I'm surprised they didn't simply pull another Gardevoir.
>>6240895
>filename
>>6247147
i want to suck Dustox's cock
>>6247268
Dustox is underrated.
>latest garden warfare 2 update lets you dress up peashooter as a trap
>>6243597
sadly no
>>6247147
Why are they so perfect together?
>>6248931
I need this
Maractus a cute, CUTE!
>>6253136
I can actually imagine the way it would feel if i placed it on my face
>>6253518
boomp
Bees man.
Fucking bees.
>>6240288
What comes out of those fat Cactitties?
I'd love to give them a good suck.
>>6241793
Learn the anatomy in precise detail and then start stylizing it to your taste
>>6254527
That's what she stores all her water in.
>>6254557
How does she protect herself from the thirsty anons then? That doesn't seem like a good idea.
>>6243597
There is one some guy did. but it's futa stuff.
http://pastebin.com/xtnry8HA
>>6254865
Oh, I'm not really into futa. Thanks anyways.
>>6255223
Well someone here would probably like it.
>>6255253
Plant pussay for life. I'm a natural fertilizer.
>>6255303
Plant puss is also good.
So are these threads dead or?
>>6253532
How?~
>>6259066
On the edge
>>6254865
What sucks the most is there isn't a dickless version, It's good now but I would love a futaless edit.
>>6259806
Well, all you have to do is take out the second half and there ya go.
>>6260858
Oh pipe down,
There's a handful of posters and the thread is still alive
>>6261245
>handful
>>6261332
The thread is actually moving quite well compared to the last
>>6240141
... I want to fuck that cactus. What is wrong with me?
>>6263606
nothing wrong in having good taste
>>6259570
a little cold and the texture would be smooth but firm
you could just feel it absorbing the heat from your face, and cool water dripping down onto your head, that's when you stick out your tongue and start lapping it up and down
What should I name a [female] shiny Maractus?
>>6266060
I named mine Raketa
it means cactus in some other language and I thought it sounded nice
i want a moth to drink my tears
Being a bad college student for the sake of maractus tids
>>6263509
That's a new one. I like it.
>>6240354
>>6240359
>male
>>6268339
Here, have a moth girl as compensation.
>>6269673
Very cute
>>6270488
I think that's stretching it for a plant.
Motherfucking Maractus!
>>6273811
would yank
>>6274024
time to oil up
>>6275238
I USED TO BEE A RENEGADE
I USED TO FUCK AROUND
>>6276851
>>6276851
>"Come home, white man!"
what did she mean by this?
>>6277122
>bees guiding your cock into the moist sticky depths of the beehive
Just started adding to this smut fiction again if anybody is interested (Lurantis fag here)
http://pastebin.com/KMwqjivg
Does anyone even update the booru? Been on there multiple times hoping for something new
>>6281340
>booru
>not e621
recently my roommate's given me one of her two drawing tablets, apparently there's some sort of delay. Tried it out myself and there didn't seem to be anything wrong. Made this basic color of a moonflower pic I did months ago on paper. I'm more comfortable with traditional style so sorry if it's not as good as some of the other stuff getting posted
>>6282410
A little pixelated, but you'll improve.
>>6282448
Oh right, I fucked that up real bad. Drawing it was difficult zoomed out so I zoomed in and the size of everything adjusted to such, when I finished and zoomed out I realized it was a picture for ants and theres all this white space around. Then I cropped it
>>6282410
I can't really say the coloring is great, and it's rather aliased, but you tried something different
>>6282720
Actually had to look up the difference between aliasing and antialiasing since it wasn't something I needed to know drawing on paper, I just went with the default settings my drawing program which is firealpaca had. Also picrelated are he drawings from months ago I'm trying to draw again and some other extra stuff
>>6282841
It's a good pic. More size difference is always great.
>>6281539
>not both
>>6281340
there was supposed to be an anon that was going to mass upload most of the flora-fauna pic from other boorus to here
dunno where he went.
>>6285805
No point in managing a booru if nobody uses it
>>6289706
I'd tap that sap, if you know what I mean.
.>>6289785
She sure oozes a lot of it that's for sure
steenee just has that secretary look for me for some reason.
This is hotter than it should be
Hey bugfuckers, do any of you happen to watch videos from this channel?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xW9oy6MFTQ
Just watched this one and the thought of being a queen and trying to merge with a colony but instead getting turned into an egg laying slave makes me diamonds
How does Tsareena's butthole taste like?
I want to tongue it!
>>6295979
Probably mangosteen
>>6295979
probably tasteless, or maybe watery with a bit of sweet, like most fruits that you haven't bitten into
>>6295979
plant manure
>>6267466
That's fucking hot anon. Can you do a back view of her fat cactus ass?
>>6298041
THICC
>>6291474
Who would the queen be in this situation?
bump,
>>6299807
tsareena Obviously!
spam
>>6295512
I love this chanel.
december's coming! better start decorating my christmas tree!
>>6306242
i came
>>6306276
I don't know if that's how he wanted to decorate it
I'm surprised about the lack of Lurantis despite it hitting the thirst for plant and bug at the same time
>>6313906
i blame the Tsareena hype wooing all the Lurantis lovers to her
i wonder if she's still getting some art tho
>>6313978
I'm still on the lurantis lover group, the overly pink color palette and the cute flygon eyes are too good
>>6313978
I love both honestly.
Which is why Im struggling to choose which of the two grass baes.
If I can breed early I'm getting tsareena but if I can get poison jab early I'm getting Lurantis
-elfdrago
any lewd of the tree women that grab you and shoot fireballs at you in DS3?
>>6318041
Surprised you're still hanging around with the thread being mostly dead
>>6318816
I'm interested in this. I'm always interested in tree lewd.
>>6318988
I mostly lurk but I've been posting lewds then and there.
Obviously not as active as I used to be due to the lack of people
I just found this plant. What's the best way to water it?
>>6320995
hot piss
>>6320995
Use your cum, she would love a dick
>>6321106
Does she do anal?
>>6321106
I get it!
fug
>>6321677
Elf is that you? Stop harassing that poor florges.
>>6321677
Nice
>Hitting page 10 in one hour
Fucking hell
>>6325208
You could be helping amigo. Draw plant girls! Write about plants! Grow plants!
Go hug a tree.
>>6326224
I'd rather draw guy plants
Scratch that, I only will draw flowey
>>6320995
As with all plants, with your dick, like god intended.
>>6326224
not that anon but i wish i was good at drawing so could keep this general alive
>>6328417
No, it needs to die
A break would be nice and will give us a sorta 'reset' when we come back
>>6328739
Can you stop already? You've been spamming this doom and gloom for the last three threads.
>>6329184
>gloom
Not the best kind.
>>6329184
No I haven't
Found this thing with a fuzz ball
>page 10
>6333292
A bit plain in design, but more florans are always nice.
>>6334737
I bet that fuck head is back shitting up the speeds again
>tfw neither of them are even close to being competitively viable
why does gamefreak hate plantfags so much?
I guess I'm just the lone bug freak now
>>6335110
Hey man at least they get good waifus, so even if the mons are shit you'll at least have tons of fanart (both lewd and not lewd) to look at.
Lurantis>Tsareena desu
>>6335110
because masuda is a fucking hack
>>6335129
>Not liking both
>>6335291
Tsareena is good and all
I just find Lurantis more attractive. Probably cause it's a bug, well bug-like anyway.
Would you?
>>6335921
>hair
>on a bug
>>6335947
its ok sometimes
I mean bugs can be hairy little bastards
>>6335967
>I mean bugs can be hairy little bastards
>>6335873
I meant bugs and plants.
>>6335129
i like bugs too, anon
>>6336287
good, more people should
>>6336287
>EA says that it will bring one of its "bigger games" to the Nintendo Switch
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ea-teases-nintendo-switch-plans-says-its-bringing-/1100-6445444/
GARDEN WARFARE 2 LET'S FUCKIN GO
>>6337576
Probably talking abour me:a.
>>6336287
that tongue, imagine when he'll give her the D
spoiler: weird
/C775AF9
>>6339625
Huh, never considered seeing her with tits. Still a good pair though
i would love that, plants vs zombies in unironicaly EA's best franchise
but like >>6339279 said it's probably that
>>6339625
Oh heavens yes.
bump
More of this pls
>>6346166
Pears are for eating anon
>>6346759
Reminder that her past is "dark and tragic".
Don't care if it's published, don't know if it's popular since I'm not a comic guy, but that bio reads like an edgy 13 year olds Naruto oc.
>>6341158
Glad you like it dude :D
>>6340188
It was the first thing that popped into my head when she was revealed, I'm happy with how it turned out :)
>TFW PVZ GW 2 is dead
>>6351269
Wait, it's dead?! I was about to buy it finally... :<
>>6351697
it not dead, it just poor with content, is unbalanced and has extreme slow update and fix, which hurt the game alot
bump\
>>6353111
Fuck
Bumpfags at it again
here's a lewd Tsareena story from /vp/
http://pastebin.com/F17Zx5Ke
>>6346166
do you one better
>>6241878
I'm getting a bit concerned about him
>>6254865
Fukkin saved
>>6240141
It is vital to find out what absorption type your plant-waifu has and once it has been determined necessary steps can be taken to accustom oneself to potential indulgence.
spank the florges!