G-guys?
>>6238055
What's wrong?
>>6238055
>Throws hammer at
I want to give Hikki R63 a dicking.
>>6238055
What is it? Better be important. It's morning nap time and I want to make the most out of it.
>>6238068
>kissu
>>6238061
>>6238062
>>6238068
D-don't scare me like that guys, I thought you all died for a second there.
>>6238066
>fucks
>>6238035
Thank you for hosting and please forgive the behavior i have displayed lately.
>>6238079
Oh I was just putting on hats, sorry for making you feel a bit scared there.
>>6238084
Nah, it's all gucci. Nice hat by the way.
>>6238076
That's fucking gross! Keep your mouth away from me! Blegh, god knows what you have.
>>6238079
You wasted my time for that? Screw you, I'm going back to bed.
>>6238079
I have plenty of 1-Ups from my adventuring, I ain't dyin' any time soon.
>>6238081
I forgive ya for the behavior. I mean, I am great and all. What I don't forgive ya is fer puttin' me in such bad bed.
My back was aching for aroun' an hour it feels.
>>6238090
Why thank you, yours looks nice too.
>>6238103
Hey Dedede. Charge your Jet Hammer to full power and hit me.
>>6238079
r63 Hikki a cute
>>6238117
Huh? What, why?
>>6238103
Perhaps it is time I get a new bed. I shall also refrain from physical contact since it makes you uncomfortable.
>>6238126
Trust me, just do it.
>>6238128
Yeah, ya better... I don't mind physical contact all too much though as long as it's kept short.
But grabbin' me an' puttin' me to sleep is just creepy.
Now wait, before ya go off 'n say anythin', let me clobba this guy.
>>6238135
>Holds his hammer high above his head
>The wood starts to fall off to the sides of the hammer as it reveals a giant jet engine inside, charging up power
>The big penguin starts to move towards the anon slowly holding, holding the pose to get ready to smash him
>>6238163
>Yawns
Are you going to bore me to death, big guy? I'm waiting.
>>6238163
Maybe a stuffed penguin will bring the same comfort.
>walks away to her quarters and locks the door behind her
>>6238177
>The bird yells at him, trying to speak up over the roaring the engine is making
IT TAKES A SECOND TO REV UP! DON'T GET SO IMPATIENT WITH ME NOW!
>Once it finally reaches the peak of it's power, he lets loose the jet powered hammer into the anon at full force.
>The immense power causes the bird himself to trip over the sheer force the hammer is releasing.
>This causes him to fall onto his stomach and drop the hammer onto the ground before he collects himself.
>>6238208
Now, what were you sayin'-
... Oh. Now I just feel bad.
>>6238213
Hhahahahaha. You never learn, do you?
>The stranger reveals himself, an old adversary of the Dreamworld King. Not wasting a single moment, Corrin prepares to reflect the blow back with a Water Surge Counter. It proves succesfull as the penguin is soon launched into orbit when his Jet Hammer's power is thrown back at him
>>6238229
WAIT, WHA-!?
>He then gets launched straight up into the air, trying to keep a grip on his hammer, as if it's his life support.
>He then spirals into the background of the arena, making loud penguin noises before shining into the background
>Once that's over he comes back on some kind of floating platform, jumping off of it.
... What a jerk move to pull.
>>6238253
>Roaring in triumph, the warrior stares at the giant bird royalty before planting his sword into the ground.
That's for making my head ring like a bell the other day!
Once again, fucking congrats, Donald. You did it.
Win theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1VlgOgzzE
>>6238289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsiiU5A7SM
>>6238282
Whaddya mean!? It's a battle ta the death here, an' ya should be thankful about me doin' such a thing! It ain't every day that ya get ta be hit in the head by the great and majestic King Dedede of Dreamland, ya know!
>He's very clearly in a small rage right now, as he's stamping his feet onto the ground and flailing about, going as far as dropping his hammer.
>>6238289
thanks based hosh
you're the savior we need but not the one we deserve
>>6238313
Don't feel bad, big friend. This isn't the most embarassing way either one of us met our end in the Smash Tournament.
>He pets the penguin on that one spot on his head his hands can't reach
I am positive I will time it wrong one day and get punished for it.
>>711111111
>Today is a great day for America
I need to take a pic of this epic moment
test test 1
2
3
>>6238339
>He sits down next to his hammer on the ground to calm himself down once he's been pet
I ain't needin' yer pity, yeah hear!?
Maybe next time I should just... Not use the jet hammer...
... Or just, charge it up fer longer. That works too.
>>6238393
>>6238289
>>6238376
Or simply not try at all and throw your spiky ball minions at me. It's fun batting them back towards you. C'mon you're a veteran, I'm sure you'll work something out next time, your Highness.
>>6238393
Saved, going in the collection.
>>6238405
Yeeeaaahhh... I'm guessin' yer right. But throwin' my gordos is one of my strongest tools. It ain't like I just CAN'T throw 'em.
That's like takin' away your scalie aspect of yerself. Then ya wouldn't have much of a gimmick, now wouldya?
As Donald Trump walked out on stage and was greeted with a thunderous applause from the american people, Ted Cruz watched silently, just out of view.
He sighed, and let the wisp of a smile play across his face for just a moment. His bitter enemy, who had beaten him so thouroughly, who he had joined in desperation to face a much greater foe, who he had come to respect, and who he had used his final technique to assist in his darkest hour, was triumphant.
>I may have been the True Constitutional Conservative, but Dahnald, you were the better man.
He reached into his pocket, and took out a small bauble.
His last delagate.
The one thing tying him to this world, and it was fading fast. The Amish-no-Kageyoshi had taken too much from him.
He felt oddly at peace, none of it mattered anymore. He had lived to see his goals realized, and would soon leave the world a better place.
>Adios, Dahnald, we'll share a bowl of guac again someday.
He turned, and slowly walked away.
The sound of footsteps soon faded from the stage, a tinkling as the last delagate bounced a few times on the wooden floor, and then silence.
we need a president election HG. the winner is the new president of /trash/ or /b/ (depend wheres the game is playing)
>Could do it, but i am lazy and only would be 24 tributes... bad idea.
>>6238444
Trips confirm great idea.
>Checked!
>>6238444
I'll make HG great again! You guys will see!
>Asgore has no idea what he's talking about and is only reciting words he found from a pamphlet at the Dump.
>>6238451
trips? what are those?
The guy just spoke his mind
>>6238444
Now this is somethin' I could get into. Just be sure to vote fer me, ya hear!?
>>6238422
You ARE aware that I don't really have a choice in being what I am, right now? You can take away your..Gordos? WRight, take them aay and oyu'll still be there. Take my draconic abilities away and I'll probably cease to exist..I think.
>All this thinking gives him a killer headache, rubbing his temples in annoyance, he shakes his head
...Point taken however.
>>6238444
>giving people titles
Gonna be a bad idea when they attach entitlement to it. But whatever, I can host it tonight in primetime if there's enough demand.
>>6238444
Obviously I'd be elected. With my might, we'll build a wall, and make the Ningens pay for it.
>>6238494
Zamasu!
>>6238444
Hahahahaha... you're funny if you think i'll be a good president.
Besides, I am kinda of too much of a dyke for that.
>>6238444
>>6238478
>>6238494
How about inkstead everyone votes for me to become queen of the world just like I said last night ~de geso!
If you vote for me I'll give you a shrimp ~de geso!
>>6238507
>Nobody loves the squid-girl
Yeah! sure.
>>6238479
Thanks fer understandin'. My gordos used to be stronger from before when I also threw Waddle Dees and Waddle Doos too. But fer some reason once I stopped throwin' the Dees and Doos due to complaints, the gordos seem to have gotten weaker.
>He gets back up to his feet finally, gripping back on his hammer once again.
So be lucky, ya hear!? Ya didn't have ta deal with my gordos bein' so strong from before!
>>6238507
Like hell! All of 'em should be puttin' me in power, I got the experience from bein' king of Dreamland already!
>>6238520
>>6238516
Lookie here. I've already got a loyal supporter It doesn't matter if you're a king, your days are numbered ~de geso!!
>>6238494
Post yfw Zamasu is Hillary Clinton tier
>Literally a god
>One of them is immortal ( Bill )
>The other gets more powerful each time their ass is beat ( Hillary )
>Fuse together
>Still lose to Gokutrump
>>6238502
What is it, sir? Do you want me to make tea great again?
>>6238507
How vile. Unlike you I'd actually do something good for the universe! You'll do nothing but sit on your behind!
I'll make the Universe great again.
>>6238541
I want you to become BFFs with Son Goku
>>6238444
This fad is already becoming grating within a single day. Get it over with so it ends quickly.
>>6238532
There ain't no way I'm gonna be beatin' by some child lookin' blue baby! Ya just got one supporter cause she's feelin' bad fer ya, I bet!
Hillary clit
>>6238556
Hiloli Clitton
>>6238545
But si-...I can arrange that. Ohoho, Yesss, I can arrange that.
>>6238541
You're sayink that seekink justice for the ocean isn't somethink good?! Humans have plagued the sea for far too long! They use it day in and day out without givink anythink in return ~de geso!
I'm goink to make everythink great, not just the universe! My inkvasion of mankind will never relent ~de geso!
>>6238552
Or because she realizes that I'm the best vote for the future of the world ~de geso.
>>6238520
Grease the wheels enough and I might support ya. We can break a few competitor's legs. Probably won't even betray ya, mate.
>>6238444
In the spirit of all bad ideas, why not?
>>6238556
What's a "clit"?
>>6238591
I'll show you
>>6238537
>gokutrump
>not Vegitrump
>>6238563
I ain't ever gonna believe such a thing! I'm gonna make sure that I become the king 'ere! I'll do everythin' I can ta leave ya in the dust!
>>6238564
What's ya price?
>>6238444
If you ask me, you all require a dictator.
None of you are sophisticated enough to participate in a democracy without fumbling it with your collective ineptitude.
With as strong as a hand as my Berserker, I'm more than capable of leading you all with incredibly finesse.
>>6238593
Okay!
>>6238563
The sea? Who cares about the sea on one measly, unimportant planet? I'll bring JUSTICE AND TRUTH! To every planet, in every galaxy, In every universe! You keep your goals small, I'll keep mine huge! You filthy Ningen.
And while we're at it, I'll build a wall! A universal wall! To keep those Ningens, and their sympathisers out! I'd suggest dropping out right now, you've been out matched.
>>6238598
Well I'm goink to be the queen, so looks like your dream isn't happenink ~de geso!
>>6238591
Clit. A bastardization of clitoris. The extremely sensitive organ belonging to only women. When stimulated, can indue multiple orgasms.
>>6238612
>shows
MAGA
A
G
A
>>6238615
....Ninken? What's a ninken ~de geso?
>>6238620
>Asgore nods like he understands.
>In reality, he understood maybe half of those words.
>>6238621
Oh, so-!
>Asgore, despite blushing at everything, blushes even harder than usual.
>>6238617
It ain't a dream, it's a reality. It's gonna be a reality, an' it's probably of yer best interest ta not butt in tha way of what I gotta do.
>>6238635
you can touch it if you want
>>6238609
My guitar has more charisma and leadership than you do in your whole body, kid.
>>6238598
Souls, gold, whatever you think fetches a price, mate. I suggest we start with the squid. Fire probably the best option, dry her right up. Heheh
>>6238625
Ningen you Ningen! Human, mortal, everything that's wrong with the universe!
I know I shouldn't expect much of you people, but please.
>>6238636
Well you shouldn't step in the way of my inkvasion ~de geso.
Even if you were able to outvote me I'd just inkvade you and take the spot for myself. It's that simple ~de geso.
>>6238650
Hey! I'm not a human ~de geso!
I'm a squid! 100% squid and proud of it! Don't compare me to filthy humans ~de geso!
>>6238643
Uhhh...n-no thanks. T-That's dirty.
>>6238658
It is very unpolite to refuse a clit touching when offered
>>6238666
Thanks for the advice satan.
>>6238653
...No your not? You're huma-OHHH! You must be one of those...'Monster Girls'! Still a Ningen
>>6238671
I'm not a monster anythink! Squid! S-Q-U-I-D ~de geso!
>>6238635
*Not really understanding it herself, she closes her eyes and nods*
I am pleased to hear you were able to understand that.
>>6238645
Dryin' her up? Whaddya wanna do, eat her or somethin'?
>He rests his hand on his head and thinks a bit to himself
Now look 'ere, I may enjoy toyin' with others, but I ain't thinkin' I'm up fer doin' somethin' like that.
If I wanted ta get rid of 'er, I'd just lock her up in a closet or somethin' an' let her out when it's all over.
>>6238653
Ya don't even know who yer dealin' with now if ya think I'm scared of some baby squid.
I've dealt with threats much higher than yerself in regards to invasions.
>>6238666
Well, I guess I'm kinda impolite, then, 'cause I ain't doin' that.
>>6238681
Yeah...hey, can you get this weird human away from me? That'd be cool.
>>6238685
Grrr! Stop callink me a baby ~de geso!
>>6238680
You're a little girl wearing a hat. Just because you happen to have a squid motif, doesn't mean you aren't a Ningen.
>>6238685
Come on, mate. Do you really 'ave what it takes to lead without crackin' a few measily eggs? Hell I've done worse to avoid waitin' in a line!
>>6238696
>>6238696
This isn't a hat and I'm definitely not wearink a costume. Watch ~de geso!
>Starts waving her tentacles around.
See? This is proof ~de geso!
>>6238687
I shall see what I can do.
>>6238666
Pardon me but he made it clear that he wishes to not be with you anymore. Leave him alone.
>>6238713
>touches your clit as well
you can't stop me
>>6238692
How about ya stop bein' such a baby about it, ya little baby?
>>6238702
Of course, my Waddle Dees are thrown out in front the line half o' the time. But I won't mercilessly kill 'em fer the sake of gettin' things outta the way faster.
There's playin' mean an' playin' fair, but there's also playin' devilish. And I ain't one fer doin' that.
>>6238690
>Despite not having...one of those, you still violate Asgore.
>He shrieks, slaps your hand, and runs away.
>How dare you do this to the smol goatking. Shame on you.
>>6238704
This is a nice picture...mind If I save it?
>>6238710
Mhmm...So you ARE a monster girl...
Are you aware that squids can't do half the thing's you're doing right now?
>>6238725
>grabs the goat king
>suplexes
>milks him for goats cheese to sell at the local farmers market
>>6238719
>Throws a can at the back of the person head.
>>6238720
Not a baby, not a baby, not a baby! I'm probably even older than you are ~de geso!!!
>>6238730
Stop callink me a monster girl. I'm a squid ~de geso!
>>6238720
Well that's just no fun at all! Even Jedah is better to follow at this point! Changed my mind, back stabbin'ya and stealing all your current voters of uh... One.
>>6238730
It's all yours.
>>6238744
>dodge, followed by a clit grab
>>6238745
LOOKS LIKE CALAMARI IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
>>6238745
Birds live fer quite some time, ya know! I could probably be yer dad by how much of a baby ya are.
>>6238749
Wait, who's the only one votin' fer me now?
>>6238745
A monster girl with a squid motif, there, is that any better?
I knew Ningens were stubborn, but this is ridiculous.
>>6238754
>Takes a step backwards to avoid it.
>>6238771
>my arm has infinite reach
>>6238734
>Since he is a fictional character, Asgore has no way of doing that.
>You are literally just beating up the smol goatking now after violating him.
>Oh, look, now he's crying.
WAAAAHHHHH STOPPIT STOPPIT STOPPIT!
>I bet you voted Trump, too, you asshole.
>>6238767
Myself obviously. That would 'ave been part of rhe agreement but ya went soft on me!
>>6238780
>collects the goat's milk
thanks kid
and I voted for Jill
>>6238766
That's not on the menu! It never was and never will be ~de geso!!
>Spits ink.
>>6238767
I'd be your great-great-grandsquid at this point in time ~de geso.
>>6238768
I'm not a ninken a human or a monster anythink! I'm just a squid for squid's sake ~de geso!
I don't see why you're callink me anythink else when it's obvious I'm a squiddly squid ~de geso!
>>6238719
*looking nor different from the contact, she calmly takes the hand out of her shorts*
I beg to differ. I really do not want to start a collection of hands but I will start with you.
>>6238800
>teleports inside your clit
>>6238777
("Ooooh... I see how it is now. Well, let's go then!")
>Despite having her clit grabbed, she goes for the person's clit as well.
>>6238823
OH NO, MY ONLY WEAKNESS
>enters a state of pleasure I can't escape
>can't stop cumming
I want to orally stimulate Ramlethal Valentine's genitals for the sole purpose of making her climax.
>>6238807
*Sighing she begins pulling the faceless out of there*
You are really testing my kindness.
>>6238796
>Asgore cannot hear the asshole because he's still sobbing on the ground.
>>6238835
You shouldn't indulge in their games since it'll only drive them forward.
>>6238832
>A face turns to utter from confusion as the person came all over the place. But soon, a small smirk appeared on her face.
("Welp... that was a thing. I guess I still know how to hit people's weakspots.")
>>6238795
... Oh. Well, looks like nothin' of value was lost.
>>6238798
With someone as short as ya? I'd doubt it. But I ain't a squid, I'm a bird.
>>6238798
I had squid a couple nights ago, and I can tell you, that you aren't a squid.
You're simply a little girl with the abilities of a squid. Honestly I'm lost about how you even came to the conclusion that you're 100% squid.
>>6238871
Hm? Oh, it is you. You are correct. I should just erase them next time this happens.
>>6238620
Hearing this from you made me moist.
>>6238896
You'd be surprised how much I hear that. Then when alone in an alley BOOM! Heheh
>The ghoul slithers back into his grave
>>6238904
Then dry yourself off. You are no better when you are wet.
>>6238896
I'm more adult than you think ~de geso.
>>6238901
Because I'm a squid ~de geso.
What about you though? You just look like an ugly green human with pointy ears to me ~de geso.
Greetings, tributes, kings and the anonymous.
>>6238941
>Asgore sniffles.
H-Hiya.
>>6238903
Well, that wouldn't really do anything as well. They are beings that drive on attention and if you strip them of that then they will simply stop. You know you could called me by my name.
>>6238935
Because I'm a Kai, and we came first, so technically, Ningens are Kai with unsightly skin and small ears, quite sad really.
I wouldn't expect a Ningen to understand.
>>6238960
Squids came before humans too so your point is inkvalid ~de geso.
>>6238941
Welcome Baron. It has been so long since I have seen you. I thought you had finally offed yourself.
>>6238958
I would think my lack of reaction would drive them off. As for your name, I did not want to call you the wrong one. I do not think it is Sakura.
>>6238941
Hello Mister.
>The thread is bored. no games, no news.
>>6238907
Oh, well see ya, melting body man. I ain't afraid'ya though, if that's whatcha tryin' ta do.
>>6238935
If yer an adult, then why ain'tcha lookin' like one? Yer pretty tiny compared ta the rest of tha people here, Squiddy.
>>6238941
Ya called?
>>6238926
I swear to fucking god Garnet. Is every 2nd piece of fanart of Ramlethal sexually suggestive?
>>6238987
Affirmative.
The nignogs at typefuck central told me to say hi to you guys.
Hi.
>>6238982
Looks can be deceivink ~de geso.
>>6238973
And I'm not Human? You're speaking nonsense. You're not very bright, are you?
>>6238995
I mean, n-not that I am complaining or that surprised, but...It's ridiculous.
>>6238997
But looks are also tha first thing people judge ya on!
>>6238999
I would say the same about you ~de geso.
You keep tryink to call me a human but humans are my enemy ~de geso.
>>6238996
Greetings.
>>6239008
>I ain't going to lie, I also find it ridiculous
>>6238974
I don't mind people calling me the wrong name. Besides, it was actually close. It's Sakuya. As for the anons, that could possibly work.
>Yawns
Hello HG.
>>6239012
That's not the truth because people doubt I'm a squid sometimes. I'm 100% squid inkside and out ~de geso!
>>6239014
Good lord, you're impossible...
Fine, you're a squid person, is that better? You idiotic Ningen.
>>6239008
>When I first saw the image count on a booru., I knew there would be a lot of images like that. Doesn't help that she has things like this in the actual game.
>>6238974
Suicide isethier for cowards or failures wishing to have the last laugh. Miss Valentine, I am neither of those.
>>6238949
Spit out what's troubling you. There was no time for tears when I was your age.
>>6238976
Another denizen of multiverse Touhou? They seem to be migrating to here in mass.
>>6238982
I just merely stated my presence for those wishing to acknowledge. But how is your kingdom, avian?
>>6238999
And neither are you, it's obvious she is referring to you as a human because besides herself it is the only race she knows. You cannot expect a child to know the races of distant galaxies, xenos.
>>6239019
Hello, fellow scientist.
>>6239029
Thanks buddy have a (You) in return.
>>6239038
Who the fuck are you?
>>6239019
Mornin' to ya.
>>6239026
Well then stop lookin' like a lil' girl and look more like yerself.
>>6239038
Mechanized. Steel everywhere. Steel in the trees. Steel on the ground. Steel embedded into the animals as-if it's some kinda fashion trend.
Guessin' ya could say it's feelin' the heavy metal.
>>6239035
>Japan, everyone.
>>6239031
I'm a squid ~de geso!
>>6239051
I'm the only person I can look like ~de geso...
>>6239051
Its just one of these days where you don't feel like doing shit.
>>6239059
>Steals hat
>>6239069
>It's not a hat.
HEY! Hands off ~de geso!
>Slaps your hands away with tentacles.
>>6239067
Hey dude! I just found out some super awesome news! Guess what?
It's too late
>starts praying to Donald Trump
>ask him for the strength to get rid of you all
>>6239077
Oh... Sorry.
>Steals dress
>>6239051
Good, I am glad to see you have finally found your industrial revolution! Do not waste it.
>>6239047
The great scientist Ivan Grigori Ramonat, expert in Genetical engineering and Nuclear science.
>>6239083
Who did you think gave him money to ruin America?
>>6238996
>>6239019
For being from that realm, I expected the people to be a little less unkempt.
>>6239038
Amusing. I had thought differently. Are you well?
>>6239052
>Don't you love/hate them?
>>6239088
>trump
>ruining America
ahahahahahaha
>>6239038
DeniWHAT?
I don't understand what you are talking about...
>>6239093
>They help me jack off to cute anime/vidya girls. I'll allow it.
>>6239038
Excuse me? I'm sorry...Who are you? And why did you butt your disgusting Ningen face into my conversation with this squid Ningen? Now begone before I do somethimg about your annoying presence.
>>6239059
You have the body of a Ningen, with the abilities of a squid, you're a squid person.
>>6239093
America is trying their hardest to match them
This game will be nothing special and may even end prematurely. Give me 24.
No duplicates.
>>6239121
Tony Kornheiser
>>6239121
God Emperor Donald J. Trump
>>6239059
Well then ya should probably change yer fashion sense drastically, as ya don't look anythin' like a squid at all minus the silly hat an' tha hair.
>>6239067
>Plops himself down onto the ground and pats the earth next to him
Well then why don'tcha just sit down here and take a break from tha place with me. It's what we people in Dreamland do best anyways. Just chilling out, maxin' relaxin' all cool.
>>6239088
It ain't good! It's bad, horrible, disgusting! The place is bein' destroyed! My castle was demolished!
It eventually got repaired, but still! It's garbage.
The air is feelin' heavier than usual, there are intoxicatin' clouds everywhere, an' I just cannot find any one of my friends!
>>6239121
Eggman-kun
>>6239121
Littletale Asgore
>>6239121
Obama
>>6239085
>Shoves away before her dress is touched.
Stop that ~de geso.
>>6239114
I have the body of a squid ~de geso.
>>6239121
Squid Girl
>>6239128
It's not a hat, and these are my tentacles ~de geso!!
>>6239121
The Tornado of Terror
>>6239017
My mistake then. However I do not think I could get any less disinterested than I am now.
>>6239121
Mugen
>>6239138
S-Sorry...
>Hugs
>>6239121
King Dedede
>>6239121
Reigen Arataka
>>6239121
A Panda
>>6239121
Hillary Remover Hitler
>>6239128
Despite my last statement, I still have stuff to do so I'm off in a moment, thanks for the offer though.
>>6239135
I see Obama is preparing for doomsday.
>>6239121
Kamen Rider Fourze
>>6239121
Baron Blade
>>6239093
Yes! Delightful in fact. I am currently working on technology in case the worst scenario is an actual thing!
>>6239094
Oh dont worry I rigged the election, regardless of who would have won the usa will suffer regardless.
>>6239114
A mortal who has stood against gods. Because I despise said gods who cannot even get thier facts right and fail to do their own job.
>>6239128
Yes and then you will get a better mansion. Destruction before creation, the old must go before the new can evolve.
>>6239125
Chicken butt
>>6239121
Sanae Kochiya
>>6239121
Emeralda Kasim
>>6239121
Marine
>>6239159
He's about to cap Hillary for blowing it.
>>6239121
Aya Shameimaru
>>6239121
Avenger
>>6239121
The Lunatic Fridge
>>6239121
Sakuya Izayoi
>>6239176
>unplugs
>>6239121
Dio Eraclea
>>6239121
Furry porn
>>6239121
Amezo
>>6239121
Lord Beerus
>>6239177
You look like Koichi
>>6239138
Nooo, you have the body of a Ningen...
>>6239161
My facts are solid and I've been doing my job. Don't just shove yourself into things you know nothing about, you stupid Ningen.
Now look at this GOP that I just found!
>>6239162
Oh, I didn't know Kenny liked chicken butt.
>>6239170
A shame. I'd like to see her in 4 years using the exact same slogan for her campaign. "Make america great again"
>>6239138
I ain't believin' that fer a second. And even if that's right, then ya should just go about 'n change how ya look so ya can be more of a squid an' less of a little baby girl.
>He says as he reaches up to her head and knocks on her hat a few times
>>6239159
Fine then, be like that. I ain't wantin' ya here anyways.
A murderfest is about ta start.
>>6239161
I'd rather go off an' destroy the new so the old can go on livin' like how we usually do.
You have three minutes to make exchanges.
>>6239203
It might make sense as a slogan once Trump is through with his Trump.
>>6239121
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6239151
>>6239184
...What are you doink ~de geso?
>>6239197
Squid ~de geso.
>>6239208
>It's fleshy.
HEY ~DE GESO!!
>Shoves you backwards with a sudden jab of her tentacles.
No touchink ~de geso!
>>6239209
I'm ready ~de geso.
>>6239209
>>6239215
>>6239167
Assist
>>6239213
>>6239220
I'll be laughing hard if someone actually re-uses the slogan. Unless Trump copyrights it.
>>6239121
La Pucelle
>>6239209
I accept this challenge.
>>6239226
Squid Person!
>>6239209
Oh right!! looks great for me.
>Take a pic of all players
>>6239239
>>6239209
Swap this!
>>6239209
Looks fine. Let's just go already! I'm getting impatient!
>>6239243
Just squid ~de geso!
I'll just prove it by inkvading mankind and then whatever you were again ~de geso.
>>6239226
I'll touch as much as I want. But no really, ya should change yer look. Ya don't look much different from tha rest of the folks 'ere. And it's sad.
Specially if ya don't want to be confused fer a human.
>>6239209
Ready.
>>6239260
I'm as squid as a squid gets! There's nothink to change ~de geso!
Technical difficulties kept me from starting.
>>6239197
Prove that, because so far the only evidence I have been shown is that you are just as lazy and ignorant as that girl, only worse for being blind to the merits of one's work over race. I sincerely hope the rest of your resume is not as petty as the current shitshow I am seeing.
>>6239208
This is exactly why I struggle to "get along" with you as you put it. No progress means no improvements. Just because you wont doesnt mean others will, life is like a neverending arms race Dedede.
>>6239254
Do not treat this personally but stand down on your foolish heroics, or you will be the first to die Tatsumaki.
>>6239275
And foolishness as well.
>>6239279
>>6239280
Get fucked.
>>6239270
Mmmm... Whatever ya say. I ain't judgin' ya if ya got somethin' wrong with ya head ta make ya believe yer a squid, squiddy.
Try dippin' yerself in white paint next time an' maybe that'll help.
>>6239279
I ain't care about no races if they ain't involvin' eatin. We just wanna leave peacefully.
>>6239280
Aaaaand down I go.
>>6239280
>>6239283
The only wretch I would even consider it "honorable" to die to. Stop wasting time and get on with it.
>>6239257
That's impossible! How woul-...Actually, on second thought. I'd like to see that.
Go ahead, I'm sure it'll end well.
>>6239280
The annoyances should stop now.
>>6239248
Thank you Sir!
I will wield my sword in your name!
>>6239279
>Zamasu just rolls his eyes. It's another 'Ningen thinks he knows shit' episode.
Here we go again. Can you just fire off all that drivel so I can get back to work?
>>6239318
I commend Mokou for making that death not look like a mistake.
>>6239321
Thank you miss. You shall know me as the mad scientist Hououin Kyouma! Now I must leave for I have other things to attend to.
>Makes his mad scientist laugh before leaving.
>>6239280
Taste the sea's wrath ~de geso!
>>6239299
There's nothink wrong with my anythink ~de geso!!!
>Spits up ink.
>>6239309
Heh. I already know it will. I have several human beinks under my thrall already ~de geso.
>>6239339
Hahaha! Just how humans poison the sea's waters, I'll poison yours ~de geso!
>>6239339
Duel 2
Among the chasing, the eradication of two easy targets also shows itself. More people wish to die by the cute king's hands.
>>6239361
Hey! What's with you people ~de geso!?
>>6239361
The night is a different story. Unless they was chasing each other for companionship.
>>6239354
... What tha heck? Are ya okay?
>>6239361
>Hitler chase Aya
Plz!! let me alone.
>Fly away
>>6239388
Oh please, It's purely for warmth! Don't get it twisted.
>>6239388
I think I'm goink to win ~de geso.
>>6239395
>At you.
>>6239388
Duel 3
A clash of cuteness can only end bloodily.
>>6239400
Are you sure it's not because you both have green hair?
That would be cuter.
>>6239416
>>6239422
What kind of reason is that? That's just plain stupid!
>>6239405
>He starts flailing about, covering his face as he gets a faceful of ink
What the heck!? This is gross, I ain't wantin' ya slobber!
>Runs off about 5 feet from her as he wipes his face
... Man, if I knew I'd meet more an' more weirdos from tha past, then I woulda just stuck with the pervert girl that just wanted ta use me as a stuffed animal.
>>6239416
Oh you little and murder goat
>>6239431
>Take a pic of the squid-girl's face before to be stabbed
>>6239279
Its a pleasure to see you again Baron.
>>6239416
Removal by squirrels. I suppose there are worst ways to die. Not much however.
>>6239453
>The God Emperor dies
Garnet Shillary supporter confirmed
>>6239453
...
Squirrels? SQUIRRELS?! WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
>>6239161
I apologize for the delay. And what on your mind is the worst situation?
>>6239459
>This was my plan all along.
>>6239446
>Wipes her mouth.
That's what you get for makink fun of me ~de geso.
>>6239453
And suddenly it is a match between two of the same world. One of them is going to win.
Aya Shameimaru will definitely win.
>>6239481
It was pretty lame.
>>6239485
The headlines are going to say that I beat you
>>6239485
Dont mess with a youkai. Now, You vs Me, Moku. Are you ready?
>>6239485
Duel final.
>>6239493
If your intent was to let the opposite happen, it failed to work.
>>6239511
Aya wins.
>>6239521
AYAYAYA
>>6239498
You're lame ~de geso!
>>6239524
>>6239511
YEAH!! My first game on /trash/. I am very glad!!
>>6239504
I write the headlines, so you are wrong
>>6239521
The results.
>>6239521
Humanity... has... prevailed?
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho, American president in 2024
>>6239541
Thanks for hosting, or whatever.
>>6239527
Shut it.
>>6239541
Congrats other bird, an' thanks fer hostin' before I hit the hay.
>>6239548
Negative. This one will not shut up about how it is a monster.
>>6239556
>>6239557
Thank you for participating and spectating. You are welcome.
>>6239557
Farewell penguin of large mass.
>>6239541
Thanks for host!! you are the best
>>6239524
>>6239557
Thank you for your support me guys.
>>6239571
Thank you for correcting me on such an error.
>>6239598
>kicks dirt into your face
>>6239598
Your praise is unworthy. It is not anymore special than a regular match.
>>6239614
Of course. Humanity's failures is something I take note of.
>>6239643
I know but i never won a game. is my first on /trash/ with aya.
In the 2016 election, which state voted against their recent history for the first time in 28 years?
>>6239659
A state full of cucks, niggers and SJW fags.
>>6239643
If that's the case, I will do my best to prevent the least amount of death, failures, suppression, and other when it comes to the human race.
Now, I must go and observe the waters. Sharks have caught my interests as of late.
>>6239663
All of them?
>>6239687
That's impossible because clearly the niggers, cucks, and SJWs are all too stupid and lazy to get out to vote on election day.
Trump is proof whitey still runs this shit.
>>6239658
Then may you win a worthwhile match sometime.
>>6239681
You will need to be always alert to prevent that from happening. Sharks.
*She herself pokes her shark-like teeth*
Very well. Goodbye for now.
>>6239571
This pic reminded me that I need to jerk it to Elphelt porn again soon.
>>6239695
That's a nice breastlift improvizing.
>>6239706
I do not know why you feel to reveal that to me but whatever. Enjoy yourself if you can.
>>6239713
I suppose those things have it's uses other than erasing.
>>6239541
Thanks for hosting a stage for us, even if I missed it I'm sure it was fun for someone.
>>6239783
No it wasn't
Ps : I wasn't here
>>6239776
Doesn't it hurt after a while though?
Evening.
>>6239783
I find doubt in that but I felt someone had to do it. You are welcome.
>>6239834
Only for hours on end. Learned my lesson from that. Will not do it again.
>>6239840
Welcome.
Furry porn?
>>6239847
Like everything, you should enjoy pleasures in life with modesty.
>>6239840
Hey Lenny
Do we need a 24 to tide us over?
>>6239830
I wasn't here either, but It isn't wrong to assume someone enjoyed the slaughter. I mean, I can't be the only one, right?
>>6239847
Then let me enjoy myself next time you prepare the stage. Thanks for the good work as usual.
So when are we having the hunger games election?
>>6239840
Hi Lenny. How are you?
>>6239901
What are the parties
>>6239904
>grabs your camera
>kissu
>takes selfie of me giving you a kissu
>>6239904
Well truth be told I've been shaky since I heard the election news but I'm getting better. Yourself?
>>6239887
Yo.
>>6239847
Hey, you look familiar but I can't put a name to you.
>>6239890
Always. Ready when you are.
>>6239890
if by 24 you mean 24 hamburgers then yes, we do, if not, go away you yellow-skinned dead horse!
>>6239864
I agree. Excess is one of the worst problems with humans.
>>6239890
Do it.
>>6239900
You are welcome, Satou. The destruction of Japan. How has that gone so far?
>>6239901
>There are people won't vote for Zamasu
>Totally not Zamasu
>>6239917
I am not surprised, we barely spoke. But I was a winner in one of your matches.
>Ram
>>6239890
Yes please. Hope you're having a good day, even if the election made you "shaky".