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Duel 1
If only the number of real deaths could compare to the number of fake deaths.
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>>6232924
Hey, thanks, Slick. I'll remember that.
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>>6232924
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Shhhh, Trump is sleeping...
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>>6232769
Oh thank you Nagato...
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>>6232924
GET BACK HERE ALEX! I WON'T LET YOU PASS!
>>6232890
>the moans turn from pain to pleasure after the first few slap
I-It tickles!
>>6232898
How about we get a hotel with one bed?
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>>6232946
NEVADA
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>>6232924
I was fixing... my sweater!! Do you think I want my butt to hang out? No! You shouldn't have been looking!
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>>6232924
Oh, darn it all! He died before we got to him!
I wish people would stop doing that...
>Holy fuck, the test thinks I'm that fucked up?
>Robbie Rotten
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>>6232924
>>6232890
>Bullies squid with his own red tentacles
You are the first squid in earth, now get serious and-
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>>6232924
It's useless Junko. I know all your petty tricks !
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>>6232959
Where will you sleep then?
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http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
post reaults
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>>6232924
And how much are you willing to pay me? Uhhuh.. sure.
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>>6232953
No need to thank me. It was the least I could do to make up for last night.
>>6232824
No, I have no desire in altering my appearance especially since I don't need it.
>>6232841
>>6232924
Thank you for taking the time to host Ms. Ramlethal.
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>>6232924
>>6232973
Your Sister must have ratted me out, huh?
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>>6232924
>>6232971
>Outbullies.
I'm the inkvasion leader for a reason. Don't forget it ~de geso.
>>6232959
You're remindink me of someone terrible ~de geso!
>Slams into the ground.
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>>6232924
>On a computer, the woman starts looking for info on... whatever she is looking at.
I can't find crap on this g- I mean girl.
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>>6232907
It was a mistake, so it is fine. Just be more attentive.
>>6232924
A night where almost nothing is accomplished.
>>6232988
You are welcome.
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>>6232984
I don't think it would change that much.
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>>6233006
Spike called.
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I want to touch Junko's tits.
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>>6233006
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>>6233006
>continues blogging about being an agent
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>>6233006
D-Desu-wa!? A-A draw!? I-I don't know what to say about this!
Wait a second...This means that our rivalry can go on without any of us being eliminated!
That's perfect!
Ohohahaha~
We will meet again!
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HILLARY BTFO
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>>6233006
Now let's see what you're talkink about ~de geso...
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>>6233032
IMPURE!
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>>6232982
The bed along with you. I don't know where else I'd be. Maybe the shower or something, but that's a worse case scenario.
>>6232988
I mean, you don't wanna be attractive right? If you're ugly you won't have faceless people going for you!
>>6233003
>is slammed into the ground, breaking his neck
>>6233006
It has been a long time since I've seen one of these. It's a pleasure to say the least.
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>>6232984
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>>6233006
Dang, what a buncha jerks! I just said Hi!
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>>6233054
Not yours, the big titted one.
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>>6232991
You bet she did. It helps to have relations ! Anything to survive, really.
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>>6233054
>hugs
>grabs ass
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>>6233006
Ugh...Maybe I shouldn't have become a villain...
I mean, what's gonna await me when this is all over, huh? *hic*
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>>6233045
Who the fuck is McMullin?
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>>6232924
I'm wondering how did you managed to defuse that bomb at time... I guess it was a good choice to come with us after all.
>>6233006
...I don't need sleep for now, I won't lose myself at this competition.
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>>6233006
This is not nearly enough information, El. Wait, you are not supposed to hear this. Ahem.
Duel 2
For being spies and enemies you are getting along too well. At least there is some betrayal in this.
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>>6233055
That'll teach you ~de geso.
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>>6233055
I will NOT slander my image in anyway. Taking illegal substances is absurd and I will not stoop t that level of idiocy.
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>>6233003
>The bullied has become the bully
Good, you can actually fight. Now we need more of you, young and old, in great quantities.
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>>6233055
No no no, you'll sleep on the couch or on the floor.
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>>6232988
I still appreciate it regardless.
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>>6233083
I'm telling everyone about our time in the Love Tunnel for that one!
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*sigh*
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>>6233083
Ohohahaha~ Anything for victory! There is no way you could beat the perfect team of Sylphynford Tachibana!
W-Wait, you didn't bring your own team? I thought this would be a team battle!
W-Wait, stop fighting! This isn't a proper battle between rivals...Desu...wa...
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>>6233045
>even a literal who is beating shillary
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>>6233083
Heroes like him disgust me...
Acting like such a goodie-two shoes...stopping me from having fun...
It's about time I take matters into my own hands!
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>>6233006
Nah, the rocket would be co- but... what about the hole trap?
>>6233083
....First of all, thanks for the info on how to take down the bitch. Second of all, you have bad taste.
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>>6233083
Oh god. There goes my bread folders.
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>>6233070
>sets on fire
>>6233066
That is still a very dirty thing to do Anonymous but it's not too late to change your ways.
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>>6233083
Speed! Power! Reach! My tentacles are truly the greatest ~de geso!
>>6233088
We only need one of me ~de geso.
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>>6233083
Sorry, Slick, but a cute chick asking me to do something for her? How could I say no!
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>>6233114
Well you don't.
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>>6233083
Y'know, true heroes stay strapped to things long enough to kill them.
>>6233086
>respawns right before her squid eyes
Ah, that was quick. How's it going?
>>6233087
But...it'll help you in the long run. You can trust me when I say this is your best option, unless you want to sweat while pumping iron
>>6233090
...
Can you bring a comfy blanket for me?
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>>6232984
I wish I had friends.
But, you know, not really...
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>>6233132
>that nose got a nose
>>6233139
There's the floor carpet
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>>6233083
I am seeing too many mistakes. It is clear that this is not you purpose.
Note: Len Kagamine is taken out of the match with that event.
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I heard there was another fire type here~
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>>6233132
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*sigh again*
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>>6233032
Stop.
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>>6233110
I'll always lend a hand to those who need it. Think nothing of it, I was simply fulfilling an act of kindness to an ally.
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>>6233159
>hits you with a car
kys Baron
...
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>>6233156
Don't want any trouble, Slick, even if you look like a clown.
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>>6233167
Okay, I will touch your tits instead.
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>>6233122
>>6232951
...
Then yes, you'd look like a guy if you cut your hair. I-It's not like that'd be a bad thing though! You'd score more girls that way at least!
>>6233147
Can you remind me again why you hate me?
>>6233153
Is that so? I hope you get that checked out as soon as possible.
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>>6233156
I'm sorry Ram but if fake El wins I'll laugh
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>>6233156
Like something so simple could stop me from becoming your rival!
I'll take any risks to get on the same level as you, so we can face off against each other!
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>>6233156
Time to use the basement.
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>>6233156
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>>6233156
Yeah I am out of the spy business now. Get over it. Peaceful days somewhere in the land, cultivating carrots. See you never ever again
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>>6233156
>kicks open door!
Boo!!
...Ha! Scared him to death, I think...!
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If you could punch one person here, who would it be?
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>>6233172
>gets hit
>is kill.
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>>6233156
>>6233178
Alright, just back away slowly, and I won't have to exorcise you!
Don't believe me? I got the costume AND the tools to prove it!
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>>6233170
>
>>6233139
Working up a good sweat is the best part of a workout as well as the burn in your muscles.
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>>6233198
My dick.
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>>6233156
Oh crap, AHHHH-
>Her screaming grinds to a halt as the cleaver hits her dead center in the head.
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>>6233207
>fondles breasts
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>>6233203
myself
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>>6233083
Arrest? but. but. i am playing!! let me free!!
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>>6233156
Duel 3
Mother was always fond of monologuing. I never understood why. At least the deaths here do not look like mistakes. Sunset is very effective at escaping.
>>6233186
It would be a bitter sweet victory.
>>6233203
Only punch?
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>>6233156
Let's get nice and cozy
>>6233159
Yeah
Right here
>>6233216
What kind of workouts do you do?
I personally love radio calisthenics. It's a good way of forming abs without gaining too much muscle.
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>>6233223
>monster reborns
>burns
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>>6233078
His name sounds like something from the McDonald's breakfast menu.
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>>6233159
What the hell made you think that?
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wewlad
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>>6233183
Because I'm French
Now I need to sleep so keep it down
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>>6233231
...
>He shuffled papers around with feet.
>Not a thing has been sorted.
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>>6233231
You can't restrain me! I'm an expert at escaping anything!
...Well, almost anything...
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>>6233231
>is too busy texting to notice Rotten escape
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>>6233231
Team Sylphynford Tachibana is constantly growing!
If we keep this up, we will be able to challene any team for any game!
Ohohaha~
Everything is going as planned!
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>>6233231
Only punch.
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>>6233241
>Grope butt.
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>>6233180
That's fine, as long as you don't touch Junko-chan.
Though I could also just break both of your arms and end the problem that way.
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>>6233231
Be careful with who you kill. You never know who cares about them.
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>>6233241
O-ow! Why did you do that!?
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>>6233183
Heh, if you think so. I mean, I wouldn't mind the attention, but it'll kinda of suck if a girl actually gets interested in me.
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THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS GOING TO HAVE A GREAT REST!
GOODNIGHT!
>if trump wins
>bad times are going to happen
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>>6233253
I feel like it's obvious
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>>6233203
Aussa. Hard.
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>>6233240
The old kind, early morning laps around the base, weight lifting, swimming and so forth.
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>>6233241
>pours cold water on your head
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>>6233296
Hey, I got that too.
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>>6233283
Let this be a lesson to you guys; don't mess with my Boos.
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>>6233283
Oh, come on! This battle is hardly fair. One of us here is armless! ARMLESS!
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>>6233317
>clicks tongue
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>>6233170
Hm..still something needs to be addressed later on
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>>6233328
How harmless.
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>>6233283
Duel 4
No, El. You are supposed to watch them fall. That goes for the rest of you as well. Sunset, the escape artist, does it again as a death goes unnoticed by everyone.
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>>6233231
Uh, it's team Subaru. I'm the one doing all the work, so we get to name it after me.
>>6233290
But I thought you liked them? I understand completely actually! They're soft, cuddly, smell nice, and they're pleasing to look at!
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>>6233328
You better run away from me! Get back here and headlock me again! I'll struggle harder this time!
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>>6233203
>>6233262
Her. She's too busy on her damn phone to notice anything.
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>>6233345
Ohohaha~
You thought I would let you take the easy way out, Desu-wa?
No thanks! I still want to challenge all of you, so I can't let you do that!
Go back there and have fun!
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>>6233345
FORGIVE ME TRUMP-SAMA SAN!
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>>6233299
Nice, nice. I respect you a little more, Nagito-tan. I was afraid you were the kind to waste your time in the gym for hours on end.
>>6233345
That's impossible! There's no info on me at all!
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>>6233345
Hmmm...!
>He got the clever idea of just removing his sweater, placed it in a direction he isn't headed and mad dashes off elsewhere!
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>>6233281
I'll hug you instead.
>hugs
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What happens if Trump wins?
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>>6233352
B-But my name isn't Subaru! My name is Sylphynford Tachibana, so that's why it's called Team Sylphynford Tachibana!
Isn't that how it's supposed to go, Desu-wa?
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>>6233345
>Doopliss reads over his chicken scratch.
Really girly...could pass as a woman...full of himself...
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>>6233339
That joke was just cheesy.
>>6233345
>Robbie turns to his clones.
OK, which one of you did it, hmm?
>>6233356
You want me to headlock you?
That's rather masochistic, isn't it?
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>>6233388
Wiggins will kill himself.
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>>6233388
>Fucking dead
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>>6233352
I do like them! I just think... it's too early for me to get back into a relationship with someone.
Well, for me at least.
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>>6233388
>if
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>>6233388
>if
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>>6233388
>>6233399
>>6233400
Same thing as if Hillary wins.
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>>6233345
Weapons of mass destruction in the end are pointless. A waste of resources to do something as simple as removing others. The results, or lack of them, speaks for itself.
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>>6233388
World War 3
Fallout will become a reality
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>There is a serious chance that Trump will win
Jesus Christ you people were actually fucking serious about this.
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>>6233388
America's gonna look like Mad Max in around a year.
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>>6233392
You tell me. If one of the team members does more work than the other, than shouldn't said person have the team named after them?
>>6233402
Eh? For you? I don't get it. You're telling me there's someone here that likes you?
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>>6233418
Rad.
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>>6233411
Th-That was too easy!
That deadly laser beam was no match to my speed, so there was nothing to worry about!
Clearly I require an even more dangerous challenge...b-but maybe only tomorrow.
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>>6233410
>Nope. if hillary wins. mexico will not give a shit about this
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>>6233395
It's cheesy, but I wasn't Rushan it, was I?
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>>6233411
Sorry, Slick, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
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>>6233423
No! A team must be named after the leader, because the leader is number one!
And of course only I, Sylphynford Tachibana am worthy of being number one!
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>>6233337
Feel free to speak your mind now.
>>6233378
If I have nothing else to do then I will work out for a while.
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>>6233439
funny meme
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>>6233388
We'll say hello to crazy border control policies and goodbye to gun control laws.
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>>6233345
Ok... i think i am out, so
Good night guys!!
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>>6233411
No one can out run me! Not even a... beam of light!
Geez, I'm glad that didn't touch me, holy crap!
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>>6233439
>Mexico matters
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>>6233411
What a pathetic way for her to go out.
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>>6233386
>she remains stiff as a board, and doesn't really react to the hug in any way other than to lightly push you off of her after a few moments
You shouldn't be doing that, either.
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>>6233418
Sounds tight.
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>>6233358
>overhears the girl but chooses to instead of acknowledging her she just blogs about her instead
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>>6233418
Swag
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Clinton is still going to win.
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>>6233472
El is a firearms master
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>these niggers think that the president has any real power over laws
>not knowing that either way congress and the senate are policy cockblockers and that nothing will be done
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it all comes tumbling down
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>>6233449
Too bad! I already claimed being a leader, so you have no choice but to be my secretary and do all my paperwork and you'll only get ONE day off on the weekends!
>>6233450
Invite me one of these days. We can talk about how close Araragi-kohai is becoming me.
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>>6233466
>>6233294
Goodbye for now.
>>6233264
I see. I suppose it would be... there is too many options.
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>>6233498
>GOP prez
>GOP house
>GOP senate
They could do some damage
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>>6233472
Ohohaha~
I told you that I would challenge you later on after saving your life, and I kept my word!
Of course the battle was fierce, I still turned out as the victor!
Now I'm the number one even in the water, Desu-wa~!
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>>6233485
Jesus Christ she fucking better.
I'd rather have another cold war than be buddy-buddy with fucking Russia
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>>6233472
It seems everyone has brought there firearm to this event.
>>6233493
Deceptively so.
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>>6233500
It all returns to nothing.
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>>6233449
>99 points
Why not 100?
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>>6233523
I'm not all that hungry.
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>>6233523
You're a really good shield, Slick...oh, you're dead, you can't hear me.
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>>6233521
Russia is actually pretty cool, why other than the media do you hate them?
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>>6233510
>damage
*saving
ftfy
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>>6233423
What? Heck no... or, I don't think nobody here actually care for me on that level. I mean, if they did... I wouldn't know how to feel about that.
Anyways, what I mean about 'for me', is that I feel in my current state... or how I am in general. I wouldn't get another girl to stumble into my life.
Does that make sense?
>>6233481
("Of course she heard me... well, that goes to show how shit my luck is.")
>Letting out a heavy sigh, she takes out her phone and gets on the internet.
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>>6233498
Or maybe they could just pull a Bush and have free reign over everything while Trump fucks around.
The only reason these two got picked are because they're both corporate as fuck.
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>>6233485
your side effect tells you so?
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>>6233502
Wh-What? When did this happen?
I remember creating this team earlier and enlisting you two later!
I-I even got team shirts with Sylphynford Tachibana is number one written on them!
>>6233523
Th-That was close, but you still couldn't beat me, which clearly means I have to look for a new rival!
Maybe the next one will get even closer to beating me, Desu-wa!
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>>6233523
Duel 5
There is an actual chance my sister may win this. I do not know how to feel about it if she does.
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>>6233523
He knew I was too valuable as a partner. I knew he wouldn't shoot me. H-haha... bathroom break...!
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>>6233550
why other than the media do you like them?
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>>6233563
Common sense is telling me so.
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>>6233554
>he plops his hand on your shoulder
Jill.
It think it's about time I tell you something. I've thought a lot about this, and...
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I just woke up you fucks
fill me in on whose winning the election ASAP
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>>6233529
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
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>>6233539
99?
>Tachibana checks her test results
D-Desu-wa..? This must be a mistake!
N-No, it's real!
Well, looks like I still have much to learn to beat my rival, Umaru-san on this field.
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>>6233568
I'm not all that easy to kill missy.
>>6233554
>looks in your general direction but keeps her mouth shut
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>>6233550
Liking Russia is like Jews liking Muslims, it goes against our nature.
I'd LIKE to not have a war with anyone but if we were forced to I'd take them over anyone else.
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>>6233582
Trump atm but it can still go either way.
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>>6233510
Or a single filibuster-happy guy will just perpetuate everything for as long as he pleases
>>6233561
This is probably going to be what happens if anything does happen. It sucks that a third party didn't get voted in this time because both of the main party candidates are incompetent and corporate
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>>6233582
Clinton.
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>>6233564
Y-You made shirts already!?
>subaru pauses for a minute to think up a response
Well I already made coffee mugs, so we have to go with my name!
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>Haku comes strolling in, though is more like trudging in, with a couple of bags filled with full sake bottles. Though she already look quite drunk.
Kaito.. Said something about people here needing some alcohol..?
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>>6233582
Trump ofc
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>>6233596
Yeah man, totally
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/26/europe/russia-nuclear-missile-satan-2/index.html
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>>6233604
I'll give you some booze if you show me your tits.
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>>6233568
M-My time will come! Not even this loss will make me give up!
Ohohaha~
I will return in no time, and then you will be the one falling in that vat!
>>
>>6233568
I can not reveal what I just did.
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>>6233267
>kicks
>>6233286
Lyna.. you dumb-
>she hugs her
Let me know its you next time ya idiot.
>>6233247
Call it "Charmer's Intution"
>>6233240
Now you sure about that? Prove it car boy.
>>6233304
>steams up
Hey!
>>6233582
A shit president
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>>6233597
>it can still go either way
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>>6233628
Oh, hey, I lived, and that armless kid who shot me didn't. Karma's amazing,
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>>6233618
... Are you blind..? I have several bags with me..
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>>6233604
Huh. You did come back. Color me surprised.
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Good work on staying inside to get crunk and eat watermelon instead of voting, niggers.
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>>6233628
Henchmen?
For me?
Pffff... What a bag of turds!
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>>6233450
I'll return that favor one day okay?
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>>6233604
>hearing a familiar voice she quickly looks up from her phone
What are you doing here? I'm surprised you haven't already drank it all.
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>>6233580
...And what Subaru? The heck are you going to say?
>Looks at him with uninterested glare.
>>6233595
>Takes some glaces at the girl, while still trying to search something up on her phone
("If she wants to say something to me... she can just do it already.")
>>
rip america if trump wins
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>>6233631
it can but its highly unlikely
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>>6233588
Did he or she get 100?
Maybe you should study more. 99 is unacceptable!
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>>6233604
Vodka? If you have some, пьяницa, I'll forever be in your debt! Please tell me you brought some!
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>>6233604
Wow! What a let down, honey. You really are tempting me but I won't fall for it. Not this time!
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>>6233650
Don't worry about it. If anything I'd like to meet you in the field of battle.
>>6233502
How is he becoming like you?
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absolute madmen
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>>6233628
Duel final.
Much like her possible victory, her loss is equally bittersweet.
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>>6233603
>Tachibana unbuttons her shirt, revealing another shirt under it with "Team Sylphynford Tachibana" written on it
>The shirt is pink and the text on it is blue
B-But the shirts...
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>>6233604
Yeah, sure, I could go for a drink.
>>6233629
Were you talking about the girl with the weird tails?
>>
Post your avas in maga hats or trump loses
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>>6233645
your welcome, honky
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>>6233680
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>>6233682
Well, Slick, you fought well, but not well enough.
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>>6233664
Ohohaha~
There's nothing to worry about! I already started taking extra lessons to make sure that never happens!
This challenge just makes my spirit burn even stronger!
I'll surpass Umaru-san, and then you'll see that I'm truly number one!
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>>6233629
Give me a day or two to prove it. I have to restore my energy from yesterday when I helped a woman eat her burger with it.
>>6233656
...I will be your wingman if you become mine. Together we can both score women while we're here.
>>
where's kaminigger
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>>6233639
Dude, that was just me playing around!
Shooting a ghost with a gun is like trying to stick your head between your legs to check your butt.
That's completely doable to me, but you get the point! No hard feelings?
>>
>>6233712
Who cares?
>>
>>6233682
You can not kill what is already dead.
>>
>>6233629
>Gropes chest.
>>
>>6233645
>implying my vote matters
>>
>>6233693
>thinking Mexico will pay for shit
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>>6233726
Doopliss wins.
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>>6233727
>FUCKING STABS YOU
>FUCKING SLEEPS
>>
>>6233734
One chimp is harmless. A whole pack of chimps, or even whole cities full of chimps together can make a difference.
Lazy spics and niggers dug their own grave tonight.
>>
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>>6233722
You still tried to shoot me, Slick, and that's unforgiv-
>>6233726
...
No hard feelings, kid.
>>6233738
Looks like I annoyed the demon child.
>>
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>>6233642
Yeah... I guess no one can leave here forever..
>She sets the bags down and pulls out a sake bottle from one of them.
You want some?..
>>6233652
I..
>She looks at the bags.
Had more earlier..
>>6233668
No.. Vodka is for people with no taste.. I brought sake.
>>6233674
Huh..? Fall for it...? Do you want some sake..?
>>6233686
>She digs into one of the bags and pulls out a full bottle and holds it out.
I just heard tonight was difficult for some reason..
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>>6233711
("This could only end terribly...")
Sure, let's do it. Anything to kill my lack of reputation here.
>>
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>>6233677
Well we're both main characters, but he's slowly taking qualities from me. I think he may have some feelings for me, don't you think?
>>6233685
What's more important to you; the shirts, or the coffee mugs? Choose wisely.
>>6233737
Grats ghost.
Also grats to you for hosting Rammy-tan.
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>>6233656
>wonders if not she should say anything to the unfamiliar girl so she decides to wait it out to see if she says anything first
>>6233726
>shuts down
>sleeps for all of eternity
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>
Meme magic is real.
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You guys should have voted for me, then you wouldn't be in this mess!
I got good foreign policies, I'm anti-establishment, I even have a great slogan.
"Koopa Kan what others Kan't".
>>
>>6233737
>>6233737
The one that performed the best won.
>>
>>6233752
He's probably fapping to more moeshit lolicon animus.
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>>6233737
Congratulations, person hiding under a rug!
You proved to be a worthy rival, so I'll surely beat you in the next game!
Also, thank you for letting us face off against each other, Hosting person!
I appreciate it, Desu-wa!
>>
>>6233771
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>
>>6233738
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
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>>6233737
Dude! You won! Haha! Congrats!
Thanks for hosting!
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>>6233761
The shirts have my name on it! The leader's name! So obviously those are more important for our team!
>>
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>>6233758
Nice! Let's start right now!
>>6233757
>>6233710
>>6233686
>>6233677
>>6233652
>>6233650
>>6233642
>>6233629
>>6233608
Hey ladies, you see that depressed chainsmoker? She's single and ready to mingle. Only the best girlfriend will do!
>>
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>>6233771
Thank you for hosting.
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>>6233738
Since I created Internet
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>>6233771
Jesus christ Tem, you're winning as much as I was in /b/. Anyway thanks for hosting.
>Cap
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>>6233710
Aww, good luck with that then, you should give me tutoring lessons some time...
>>
>>6233771
good job tem
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>>6233711
Deal, but you better not disappoint me!
>>6233686
Hmm? I dont know who it is. I can just..tell theyre near
>>6233728
>pushes off
T-try that again and Il burn you along with this entire thread!!
>>6233794
Huh? Which one dachi?
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>>6233794
>>6233758
I-I have to refuse this challenge! Even if I usually never do that, but I can't get into a relationship like that!
It would hinder me, and I can't let that happen!
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>>6233757
The effects of alcohol refrain me from consuming it. When did you get back?
>>6233764
>>6233761
>>6233777
>>6233779
>>6233785
>>6233800
>>6233806
Thank you for participating and spectating. You are welcome.
>>6233794
What are you trying to do. For some reason, I believe you are doing a terrible job of it.
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>>6233757
Yeah? All I know is that there's some stupid politics thing going on.
>She takes the bottle awkwardly
Uh, thanks.
>>6233794
...Uh. No.
>>6233758
I'm sure you're a great person and all, but I got eyes for someo-...I'm not a romance person.
>>6233829
How the hell is that supposed to work? You lot work weird, you know that?
>>6233770
HAH! Who cares for politics, I mean really?
>>6233737
Congrats, spirit. And thanks for the show.
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>>6233833
look what I found
>>
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>>6233737
The real El will win one day Rammy...
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>>6233764
>Goes on the danger /u/.
("I haven't checked the threads in awhile... wonder how things are going he- nope, all I see is shitposting...")
>>6233794
WAIT WHAT!? Subaru what the fuck!?
>>6233833
>>6233846
I wouldn't want to date any of you! Both of you are way too young for me!
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>>6233757
...
>The Russian's face darkens.
I believe there is still hope for you, which is why I will forget that little remark about vodka. I cannot say I've tried sake before. What's it like?
>>6233770
Hm... I am unsure of whether it would have been a good idea for you. You do not seem like the type of person I could trust, дa? Something about you is peculiar.
>>6233771
Congratulations to Doo liss, and thank you for hosting, дa?
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>>6233794
Tell her to smoke the barrel of a forty-five
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>>6233793
Gah, you're not going to budge are you?
>he unzips his trackjacket and a bunch of bobble heads drop out
I guess you want me to return these?
>>6233829
This one >>6233758
>>6233833
All you had to do is say no, y'know. No need to lie about it.
>>6233842
I know you roll that way Rammy. Go after her and achieve that happy ending.
>>6233846
Are you sure...?
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>>6233829
>Grabs chest and rubs crotch against you.
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>>6233757
Lord in heaven almighty, you're a wreck - I gotta keep my stylish mold in check. Kay! You're trying to rue the day by ruining my composure, but it ain't happening!
It's no boose November!
>He snatches the sake.
I can't let a letdown like you die, so I'll be taking this.
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>>6233848
That deserves its own image.
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>>6233677
Fair enough...if we're in the same match.
>>6233794
I refuse, I already have someone to take care of.
>>6233857
Sorry but no I'm not going to date you.
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>>6233857
We're wingmen, right? This is what they do! I'm just trying to help you out!
>>6233864
So....no? Are you sure? She's very pretty!
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Make me a meme if trump wins.
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>>6233855
u have a lot anyway
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>>6233816
Tutoring? Hm?
>Tachibana strikes a pose
*~SHUPAAN~*
Tell me about this thing that you need help with, and then I will decide if I have time to accept this challenge!
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>>6233898
>kissu
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>>6233846
That sounds like someone a loser would say!
>>6233858
I'm way more trust-worthy than any of these other politicians!
I doubt you could find anyone anywhere NEAR as close to good as me!
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>>6233794
Not interested.
>>6233757
I can already smell it on your breath. Maybe tone it down just a little ok?
>>6233857
What are you looking at?
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>>6233885
It's me, isn't it?
Gosh heroine-tan, you're making me blush~!
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>>6233900
Math...
specifically, uhhh, linear factorization.
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>>6233848
I-I don't remember anything like that happening, Desu-wa...
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>>6233888
She is. It's just a shame I'm not into women.
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>>6233846
Says miss "I have a magical tank that does everything but being a tank"!
>>6233758
>waves
>>6233875
!!
OK THATS. IT THIS THREADS GONNA BURN TO ASH!!
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>>6233864
I heard that... you know.
>>6233869
SUBARU!! STOP! IS THIS WHAT YOU HAD IN MY FOR BEING A WINGMAN!?
>>6233885
I didn't ask for this you know...
>>6233888
BY GETTING THE ATTENTION OF EVERYONE HERE!? WHAT THE HELL!?
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>>6233848
This is ironic, right?
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>>6233898
>I guess?
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>>6233869
I do not roll in any way, Subaru. Whatever that even means.
>>6233857
Welcome. For some reason, some moron wanted me to talk to you.
>>6233856
That will be a happy day. I will wait until that happens.
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>>6233869
Sure I'm sure, when have I ever came off as unsure?
>>6233857
HEY! I am not as young as I look, dammit! I'm just short and flat, I'm still of age of marriage.
>>6233907
It's what nearly everyone would.
>>6233931
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A TANK IS? And it sure does!
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>>6233869
Exactly!
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>>6233931
>Continues rubbing my crotch against your rear.
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>>6233906
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>>6233907
Hm... Well, yes, you do have that sense of trustworthiness to you, I will not lie. At least, much more than the other candidates, anyway.
It think that Putin would make a better leader than you, but I am biased, дa? I suppose you would, but I would have to see for myself.
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>>6233933
Avoid a maid at all cost. She'll make you contract cancer.
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>>6233949
Surrrrrreeeeee.
>>6233973
He's alright, I guess.
Even my hard shell can't take cold weather like Russia's.
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>>6233880
gold.
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>>6233933
I'm just being cheeky. I reserve my ire for Subaru, it's the rule of thumb.
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>>6233910
If you say so, but she's very cuuuuute~!
>>6233920
Oh yeah, I forgot you had a squall or whatever it's called.
>>6233933
Isn't this what you wanted? I don't want you to be lonely anymore. It'd be better if you had a partner, you know?
>>6233946
Sexuality, or are you asexual? Either way I think that's a waste of your looks. Go with her just in case.
>>6233949
When you call me stupid of course!
>>6233957
>he picks up everything he just dropped
if you're sure, then I guess you can have the name. I want to leave if that's the case.
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>>6233944
I only have 19 man, you'll be catching up soon.
>Cap
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>>6233842
Oh.. I'll have your share then.. But a few days ago..? Maybe a week..
>While she's answering she's opening the bottle.
>>6233846
Oh.. I think it was needed then.. But you're welcome, we're going to share right..?
>>6233858
It's.. A strong rice whine.. But it doesn't feel like you're drinking liquid needles like some alcohol...
>She mouths the word 'Vodka'.
>>6233878
I.. I am a letdown though.. A huge letdown.. I'm sorry for disappointing you..
>She wipes her face with her arm and then takes a drink from an opened bottle in her hand.
>>6233910
But Neru...!
>She looks at the girl with those depressed eyes.
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>>6233958
>plays sword and shield
>slams the anon against the wall with one hand
YOU WANNA DIE?!!
>>6233949
THERE ARE MACHINES WHERE IM FROM, DUMB-KA!
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>>6233944
Here.
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>>6234024
I want to hug you.
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>>6234016
Had.
HAD.
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IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
AND I FEEL FIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEEE
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>>6233914
You need my help with something so easy?
Ohohaha~
Don't worry for a second, because the moment I have some free time, I will become your tutor!
First I have to get a proper costume, Desu-wa!
>>6234016
W-Wait, you want to leave the team? B-But without you only I would be in it!
I can't call it a team that way, Desu-wa!
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>>6233910
I am... looking at danger /u/. Just some website for idiots.
>>6233933
>*Mind
>>6233931
>She slowly waves back at the red head.
("Ooooh god...")
>>6233946
Y-You can not y'know? This guy is just being stupid with this wingman stuff...
>>6233949
Okay, let me say it like this. You are not my type, okay? Now, you can leave...
>>6233994
Jesus... that sounds terrifying as hell. Uh, mind telling me what she looks like?
>>6234013
If you say so.
>>6234016
Yeah, I would like a partner, I cannot lie about that. But seriously, like this!? I can't handle this!
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>>6234028
Nope.
>Take cock out and cums on your face.
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>>6234045
Look on the bright side:
At least this way we won't have a fucking woman in the oval office :^)
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>>6234007
Yes, it is quite cold in Russia. The winters in Siberia are insanely chilly, after all. I wouldn't expect you to survive such cold temperatures if all you have is a shell, дa?
>>6234024
>And the Russian's expression remains, not particularly being pleased by anything at all.
I would try it, but I'm quite fond of vodka myself. It may be a little bit less like vodka, but I'm wondering what is so good about it. How many bottles do you have?
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>>6234054
You'll know.
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POST MAGA HATS
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>>6234021
>only
>>6234031
Wow, Slick, that's fantastic. Thanks!
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>>6234057
That makes as much of a difference as a black man in office.
Hillary would have just been Barrack Obama 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>6234048
Cool, thanks! I'll go shower now and stuff, so take your time with the preparations.
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>>6234044
Had? HAD!? Don't you want any more!?
>>6234048
Well what're you going to do? Your team is hanging on by a thread. We have to come to a conclusion soon or else we're all disband.
>>6234054
You feel good, don't you Jill-tan? No need to thank me. Your happiness is enough of a thanks.
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>>6234055
>keeps punching the anon in his face until he dies a bloody mess.
>she then keeps burning the corpse.
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>>6234016
I never heard of the second term. I just do not care enough about anyone to do that. Why are you so insistent on this?
>>6234024
Hm. I would think Kaito would be more excited for your return. You are still the same as the last time I saw you.
>>6234054
For some reason, I consider that moron my friend so I will humor him for the time being. Wingman?
>>6234086
You are welcome.
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>>6234024
Yes you are a letdown and you should be ashamed~ I'm just being genuinely objective here.
>He takes a swig of the Sake and rambles on again.
Alcohol is the most commonly used addictive substance in the United States, dear. One in every...12, 13...give or take... suffer from alcohol abuse.
...and I'm not letting trash like you parade through the streets in your condition.
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>>6234016
Oh, shut up. Confidence is part of the job!
>>6234007
Besides, leadership's a pain in the ass, you know.
>>6234024
Hey, you're the one with all the bottles with you as-is, right? You're the one doing the sharing, hehehe.
>>6234028
YOUR WORLD IS MEDIEVAL! Besides, who knows better than the expert on it!?
>>6234054
Gee, they always say "don't judge on looks", but it's really what it comes down to with most people, huh? At least I'm better than Subaru.
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>>6234092
Y-you can't make him come back...
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>>6233911
You don't even know my full name. why would you think I'm taking about you.
>>6233933
Why would you entertain that idiot even further?
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>>6234088
Got it!
You can trust Sylphynford Tachibana with being your tutor!
W-Wait, you want me to do it today?!
I-I'm not prepared and I have no time for it!
>>6234092
Wh-What do you want to call the team?
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>>6234087
Donald Trump: Beat the hell out of an old white woman then took a black man's job.
I love this country.
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>>6234016
I'm not into girls.
>>6234024
>looks away quickly
Geez. Don't look at me with those big sad puppy eyes Haku.
>>6234040
Do it.
>>6234054
Oh. I'm just blogging about nothing I guess...
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>>6234115
A little overkill there, right?
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>tfw the peso is at an all time low
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>>6234137
Me too, don't worry, tomorrow or so then. Don't forget it!
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>>6234116
Because she's my wingman, and I'm hers. If I didn't do this I would've looked like a bad wingman.
>>6234119
Hahaha!
If there's anyone with confidence here it's ME!
>>6234120
>he pats your back
It's alright partner, there will always be other fish in the sea.
>>6234127
...B-Because we're made for each other?
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>>6234057
We've had a woman fucked in the oval office, however.
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>>6234145
>Smacks ass
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>>6234119
>she looks at you stained with gore from anons
OH, WOW! YEAH JUST BECAUSE IM A NOMAD APPARENTLY, MY WORLDS BACKWARD!
>>6234153
LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW, YOURE PROBABLY GETTING OFF TO IT, PERV!
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>>6234155
Lower than low is still low, not newsworthy, el chapo.
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>>6234168
And now we'll have one fucked out of the oval office too.
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>>6234040
.. Okay..?
>She takes another drink from her bottle.
>>6234077
Uhh...
>She opens the bags she has.
Like.. thirty... Three..?
>She looks at the on in her hand.
Four.. I mean.
>>6234116
Kaito...? I haven't seen him here yet..
But..
>She drinks from the bottle mid sentence.
It's not like we ever change much...
>>6234117
...
>She tilts her head and looks confused.
I'm.. From Japan.. Those statistics don't mean much to me..
>>6234119
But...
>She gives Rika the drunk sad eyes.
Alcohol tastes bad when drinking alone..
>>6234145
>She let's go a hint of a smile.
Sorry Neru... But.. Do you want some?
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>>6234156
>smacks the trap ass
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>>6234137
Why don't we think of something that represents both of us, like the Blue Subaru team?
>>6234145
Have you ever even tried it before? It's kind of nice. She has soft skin and a voice to die for.
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>>6234156
Of course! I would never dare to forget about a challenge!
And tutoring you will surely turn out to be a challenging one!
Don't take that the wrong way!
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>>6234161
No, you're the one with a thin veneer of confidence masking crippling depression.
>>6234175
I'VE TALKED WITH YOUR SISTER, IDIOT, I KNOW THE GENERAL TECH LEVEL!
>>6234182
Hey, I'm not just taking it and going, I'll drink it right here with you, jeez.
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>>6234182
>he looks at you and opens his mouth
...why.... Do you feel the need to talk like this...?
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>>6234175
One, don't direct your anger towards someone that had no connection to the decease. Second, call me a pervert again and I might have to break my promise with Aussa.
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>>6234188
That sounds...PERFECT, DESU-WA!
Ohohaha~
I can see it! We don't even need the shirts anymore!
I'll order blue tracksuits for all of us, so we can showcase our love for our team!
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>>6234078
("Ooooooooh boy. Just look out for a maid... shouldn't be too hard.")
>>6234092
I feel overwhelmed at the moment! I mean come on Subaru, none of these girls are even interested in me! It's not like they'll date some girl who they only just met for a couple minutes.
It doesn't work like that!
>>6234116
I promised him I would help him with his relationship, and he would help out with me get a girlfriend...
Just... fuck ny luck.
>>6234127
Because, he can show that he can be smart at times and a good human being. Besides, he's only 18. We're all pretty dumb when we're like that.
>>6234145
That would just be mindless texting. I mean, a blog is about something. Like, you, the trees... or your cat.
>>6234119
Subaru is just... Subaru. He's still an individual, looking for his role in life.
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>>6234155
>mfw i'm in Mexico and i still don't give a fuck
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>>6234161
The techniques you are using along with the reaction she is giving off shows that you are already one.
>>6234182
I can not imagine the reaction he will give once he sees you. Maybe he will not bother with me. Can you even get inebriated?
>>6234205
Understood. But after having to get to know him, Subaru has not shown to excel at anything. Much less romance.
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>>6234161
But... But...
Those other fish fucking suck...
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>>6234205
It shouldn't be to hard.
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>>6234182
Hm... Дoлжeн ли я, или я нe дoлжeн?
>After a few seconds, the Russian shrugs.
Is it alright if I'm allowed to have a try of it, please? I'm always one for drinking, and I'm always willing to try new things!
>VODKA~!
>>
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>>6234215
>hikki is a spic
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>>6234238
>hikki
fa.m...
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