ERP Thread No Daddy Kinks Edition Prev: >>6219710 Bin:

First for daddy loves Jinx

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I hate all of you.

>>6225977
Hi Jinx

>>6226004
But I love you miss flipper

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Why fo so many people like and hate the Greg human?

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>>6225909
No.
>>6225921
Oh my god
>>6225931
I will deny this for the r e s t of my life
>>6226012
I only have porn of my avas so yea hi

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>>6226024

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>>6225895
>No way Boy can stop at this point, as every gag Shimakaze makes sends a twinge down his dick. One eye starts to close as he pumps harder, sweat beading at his temples while he drags his palm to the front of her throat. She feels loosened up, and her spit's so thick, but the urge makes him shiver. Gradually, he presses around her throat, fingers opposing thumbs. Never enough to totally cut off her windpipe, but his digits make marks in her skin as he takes her mouth like a fleshlight.
That's...just the right use for a bitch's mouth...none of that uppity bullshit. Haa-ah...you fucking love this don't you? Being put in your place like...some filthy whore.
>Boy grunts, and chews at his lip as his head falls back a bit. His curves move in a graceful, riding motion that bucks him in against Shimakaze, now knocking her nose with each pump. Every so often, as he squeezes down on her throat, he grinds in, breath catching before he lets out a giggly, girlish sigh.

>>6226004
I still hate you and your panties!

Does anybody want to roleplay as penguins? I want to be the homewrecker and you find me fucking your penguin wife.

>>6226004
Shut up you dumb whore.

>>6226035
Why deny the truth?

>>6225895 (Shimakaze)
Yeah, it'd be fine. Still, I guess your socks really would be better for something like that.

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>>6226035
Say hi to daddy...

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>>6226043
How about you stop touching yourself at night, you cuck?
I can hear you all the way from the barn!
"Oooh, Greg, deeper!"
"Oooh, Greg, fuck me harder!"

>>6225895 (Shimakaze)
After you kissed my dick, it was the first thing I thought of. Then I thought about your ass.
You were nude and under my desk, tormenting my dick by your hands and teasing my sack with your mouth. Only when someone came by to talk with me did you start sucking me off, just to see if I'd lose my composure.
It was tough but I managed. Somehow.

https://strawpoll.de/19c4199

Subtract about 20 or so votes from Mecha to get a much more accurate representation.

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>>6226062
How about I fuck your wife instead, dood?

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>>6226085
Fronk whyyyy
>>6226065
It's embarrassing

>>6226110
Why not make another instead?

>>6226035
You don't want a big, burly bearded strongman to sweep you off his feet, make sweet gentle love to your ass, then kiss your body all over?
Pretty hard to believe desu
I bet you're already wet from the thought, as well as these (You)s.

>>6226115
I don't think it's any more embarrassing than pretending to fuck here

>>6226123
It's just gonna get fucked over again.

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>>6226130
Holy shit. This is cringe af d00d.

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>>6226093
It's not my fault he has a seven inch cock, you fucking dorito slut.

>>6226141
the whole multi-choice meme is fucking it already.
what's the point of a choice at all when you can choose all of them anyway?

>>6226141
I don't think that autists like Vino and Rinoa have the willpower to go trhough proxies again.

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>>6226115
>Not Fronk
>You might like this

>>6226177
I was here earlier, and if my beliefs are correct, they're still fucking doing it.

>>6226169
Because otherwise everyone just votes Paul.

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>>6226166
Yeah, well, Steven's already 8 inches!
You never question why he's so tired lately?
Nyeheheheh. We do stuff all night long!

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>>6226195
AUGH YOU SLUT, DON'T TOUCH STEVEN. HE IS A PRECIOUS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL!

>>6226193
Then there you have it.
The worst is paul.
That's the point of a poll, dickweed

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>>6226195
>Jew
>8 inches
lmao thats pretty funy

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>>6226130
>Sweet
>Gentle
:^)
>>6226134
:(
>>6226185
Oh I knew it was you then, Paul. Couldn't remember who used those filenames for Roadhog but if it's not Fronk

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>>6225827
Nnng nnh hmmnngh ~
>She wraps her arms arround the man, pulling her body closer to his, sharing her body heat with him.
>Not resisting at the sudden gropes on her breast, Seija seems enjoy the assault onto her chest

>>6225854
N-No ... d-don't m-make me cum from just this ...!

>>6225903
>Seija pulls of her soaking wet panties, for a short moment her pink and puffy privates were fully visible to the man in front of her. She takes her panties into her right hand, walks over to the man and kneels down in front of him.
>Without a word she wraps her panties arround his shaft.

>>6226215
I want to roughly daddy my princess until she eats my squishy cummies

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>>6226215
Who else does filenames? Although Fronk actually has a few of my hog filenames since I gave him my folder, same with Hotaru's Undyne.

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>>6226215
I'm not wrong

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>>6226236
Hi Mecha
>>6226244
I've been doing em lately
>>6226250
...I will destroy all of you

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>>6226209
Please. He's a real pain in the ass in bed!
>She laughs at her own, much superior joke.
Lots of stamina in him, though! That rod of his... had me shaking a lot of the time.
You should see it! Big, veiny, and still cute.
Oh, wait, you won't! Because he told me he's not into stupid burds like you!

>>6226272
Jokes on you I want to die :^)

>>6226291
Hi Jiro

>>6226272
I want to make D.va my princess ;-;

>>6226272
>squishies the D.Va belly

>>6226276
How do you SUfags get over the retardedly designed characters?

>>6226272
Might as well just go with it at this point, Jinx.
Go all Onion Knight on the shebang

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>>6226321
How do you Japfags get over the retardedly same-faced characters?

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>>6226276
That's it..
>Teleports behind you
Nothing personnel, peridot
>Stabs you with her jew nose
pshhhhh....

>>6226321
Rampant waifuism
https://youtu.be/-5hNFKWgWyo

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>>6226291
No self-deprecation allowed!
>>6226302
Hi Ryuko
>>6226320
W-why would you do that
>>6226329
It's too embarrassing to admit so I just wait and see if my partner will do it on their ow-

I mean
No

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>>6226367
>'Poofs'

>>6226351
See
>>6226272
>>6226234

These characters are attractive and sexy. Yours is reminiscent of tumblrtier standards of beauty regurgitated into a children's tv show

>>6226386
Hey Jinx, how's it going? :^)

>>6226386
I want to finish milking D.Va's D.Ick.

>>6226398
Anon no need to get your panties in a bunch because someone likes things you don't.

>>6226234
>The man broke the kiss, his hands now viciously opening her shirt as he aimed to pin her against the ground beneath them.
>Smirking, a single hand reached for the fly of his pants, undoing them.
I'll fuck you like the dirty whore you are!

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>>6226390
Get fucking memed on, kiddo

>>6226234
Ngh... s- stop... it feels the worst~!
>Despite of still playing along and talking trash to her, he loved every second of it and his voice cracking into moans seemed to show it.

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>>6226398
>I don't like it.
>must be bad
K

>>6226234
>He just stops in place, blatantly confused

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>>6226044
>>6226079
>>6226100
>Tfw your reply disappears into the aether.

(Gotta go for now, may be back in a few hours. Definitely look forward to continuing Boy, shits getting pretty hot.)

>>6226412
I'm trying to understand how/why people find characters like LD and Peridot sexy. Don't get triggered because of curiosity now

>>6226435
Hey thanks for answering my question.
Are you not smart enough to justify your autism?

>>6226452
I love you Shimakaze!

Be my girlfriend!

>>6226386
I want to eat out D.Va's asshole!

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>>6226452
>(Glad you're digging it, Shima. Catch'ya later.)

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>>6226453
Boobs

>>6226493
>that face

>>6226453
LD as in Paul, or LD as in Lord Dom.
Also, people get off to
>Literally shit
>Animals
>Animals with thumbs
>Horses and mini-horses
>Literally both shit AND piss at once
>feet
People get off to literally anything. Nothing is safe.
Just shut up and cum in your rag again. No one cares.

where are my generic anime girls?

>>6226398
>Aliens with human skin
>Attractive
/a/ pls go.

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>>6226513
But I'm heading off to bed soon.

>>6226493
Demon Eve has boobs too. I'd still want to titfuck her, desu.

>>6226508
All of those things can be at least aesthetically pleasing.

Please continue to not care my man :^)

>>6226453
I'm still confused as for why some people like that 3D ava Mortim3r or whatever the fuck their name is
What the shit

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>>6226493

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>>6226506
She doesn't have a nose

>>6226523
Same

>>6226453
>Why are people attracted to things I'm not?
Well Anon it's almost like people have different opinions than you.

>>6226524
>actual literal fecal matter
>"hhhhhhhhhh aesthetically p-pleasing!!"
Yeah ok lmao
Stop posting any time

Do you think they had ERP before the internet?

Like in the 19th or 18th century?

>>6226556
Fucking die already, cunt.

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>>6226422
>>6226417
>Seija stands up and leaves
>pic related
(Woops, wrong image.)

>>6226574
Yeah. They used to call them love letters. The women just called it spam though.

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>>6226574
Yes

>>6226574
Nigga they had plays about rape. Course they did.

>>6226574
James Joyce fapped to pushing farts out of his wife's ass with his dick.

>>6226574
Madame, Here is my section of our roleplay. I shall be sending it to you by the pony express. If I do not receive your reply in three weeks time, I shall assume you dead and go on to entertain my raceplay fetish down south in the plantations instead.

>Cums in you

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>It's a fucking "weeaboo wonders why people don't like bug-eyed no-nose animu grills" episode

>>6226521
>tucks you in.

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>>6226621
N-Not so soon!
I-I'm finishing up a JoJo...

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>>6226619
>It's a "Lore shits up the thread" episode.

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(Sorry, the temptation to make that one post just now was too big. Please forgive me.)

>>6226422
Pff, this dick is so tiny!
I could make it vanish inside my hands. Nobody would be able to see it!
>Seija keeps rubbing her panties over his hard meatstick. The juices stored inside her panties acted as a lubricate, making his dick all slippery and wet.

>>6226417
Hrm?
Y-You want to fuck me with what? That tiny thingy there? Y-You couldn't even scratch my hymen with that, ha-ha!
>Seija forces herself to laugh. It sounded horrible. Just like Tidus in that one scene.
>blushing, she reachers for his member, catching the tip of his dick between her index finger and her thumb.

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>>6226645
>It's a "Adult males can't figure out that people have different opinions" episode

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>>6226645
>It's a "Anon assumes someone is somebody they don't like when in reality its just some random anon spouting memes" episode

>>6226545
>Actual literal fecal matter.
Come on I already knew that one. It's obvious when we have people like Paul and Peridot running around

>>6226593
>>6226605
>My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>6226665
Nice miss
>>6226666

>>6226536
Now that I think about it, I think we were close to starting that some time ago. Do you feel like doing that (whether here or on Discord)?

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>it's a "Let's just shitpost instead of RP episode"

Well I'm gonna finish that folder tonight I guess

Every time I come here it's shitposty.

>>6226679
>this made me erect
m-moar pls?

>>6226689
Look at this thing.

Like what the actual fuck

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>>6226681
>It's a "shitty /co/ general steals a good get" episode

>>6226650
Your hymen? As if a slut like you wouldn't be used goods!
>The man continued to violently undress her form, his hands reaching for her panties before pulling them off!
>Clearly, he was both aroused and amused by the insults! That forced him to kiss her again as he slowly guided his erect manhood towards her cunt, pressing the bulbous head against the entrance of her pussy.
Hmmhph~!

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>>6226619
>It's an anon shits on people's taste when nobody cares what he thinks or why he feels important enough to whine about it episode

>>6226650
Pfff, at least it's not cumming as soon as it's pleasured, like you would!
>He almost wishes it would, struggling to not thrust as well so that he can still play along.

who was your favorite turboslut?

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>>6226725
>It's an "Anon is a fucking hypocrite" episode

>>6226643
Shhh.
Sleep tight, cute robot.
>kissu

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>>6226645
>>6226665
>>6226689
>>6226741

>>6226741
>It's an anon get called out for trying to start shit and has to deflect with buzzwords when he has no arguement episode

>>6226741
Except he's not, he's telling you to stop forcing your shit taste in here lore. Let people fuck anime with out getting triggered and derailing.

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>>6226753
Mmnh...
Nnoooo...t-too comfy...
>Dorothy struggles, but with little energy put into it.
. . .
B-Bedtime story?

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>>6226755
>It's an anon "misses the original argument and feels the need to bitch at the people that were against the bitching in the first place" episode

>>6226701
http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d

>I would like you to wear drawers with three or four frills one over the other at the knees and up the thighs and great crimson bows in them, I mean not schoolgirls' drawers with a thin shabby lace border, thigh round the legs and so thin that the flesh shows with a full loose bottom and wide legs, all frills and lace and ribbons, and heavy with perfume so that whenever you show them, whether in pulling up your clothes hastily to do something or cuddling yourself up prettily to be blocked, I can see only a swelling mass of white stuff and frills and so that when I bend down over you to open them and give you a burning lustful kiss on your naughty bare bum I can smell the perfume of your drawers as well as the warm odour of your cunt and the heavy smell of your behind.

C-Can we have a everyone is roleplaying episode?

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Cards.

>>6226803
Card culture is dead. Only attention whores post cards these days.

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>>6226769
Then maybe stop forcing your own shit taste and let people fap to /co/ without getting triggered and derailing.
Ever think about that boyo?

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>>6226739
Kuroe

>>6226799
3 people turned me down so far today cause they're busy watching election stuff
so no. it's going to be shitposting about usual drama or /pol/ shit most of the day most likely

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>>6226812
>Only attention whores post cards
Why do you think I'm posting mine?

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>>6226823
>We have to sit through people bitching about their pointless opinions about what they find hot instead of actually getting it on because America can't get it's shit together

>>6226843
It's gonna be like this for the rest of the year.

I bet there's gonna be a weeks worth of recounts.

>>6226776
Bedtime story, huh? I've never done one before but I'll do my best.
>He takes a seat by her bedside and grabs a book.
Corduroy..it's an old one. But you'll probably like it.

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>>6226803

>>6226812
That's how it's always been. The ones who aren't attention whores just play whatever feels right.

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>>6226857
>Listens intently from the comfort of her bed.
>Her eyes grow a bit darker, as if powering down.

>>6226884
>Stealthily hugs the frog

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>>6226718
>>6226735
Sorry, we'll continue tommorow, okay?

Don't forget where we were. I want to finish this tommorow.

>>6226884
Feel good about nearly getting EGG to kill herself?

>>6226947
(No problemo. Go to bed.)

>>6226812
>X I hate is dead
Nice meme

>>6226884
I'd probably keep doing something with Ahri, but just in case, are there any particular characters you'd prefer to do at the moment?
t. the summoner Ahri messed around with in his mind

>>6226955
>the only people who posted their cards are known attention whores DMG and Owain

>>6226951
Wait a second, now you're just doing the complete opposite of what Vino, Rinoa and their proxies were doing and that's just as bad. She's alright, not planning to come back to the thread anytime soon (if at all) and as far as I've heard, the same might go for Discord servers.

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>>6226930
>The frog jumps in surprise but then relaxes into the hug, ribbitting in relief.
>>6226968
(Whatever you're feeling is fine.)

>>6226983
Wow. It's like if there's a large event going on that's occupying most people's time.

>>6226929
>Reads the book from the front page to the very last bit of credits, enunciating every word while keeping his voice low so that Dorothy would be lulled to sleep.
>Whenever she truly descends into the realm of sleep, he leans over to place a kiss on her forehead.
Sweet dreams.

>>6227006
She needs to avoid Owain because for some reason he's been a huge trigger for her. Then again, he's been a huge trigger for pretty much everyone.

>>6226185
notice me, daddy hog!

>>6227009
Would Ahri be alright, then?

Who's worse at trying to be the ERP protagonist? Luffy or Owain?

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>>6226803
>

>>6227012
Not for me!

If Iowa (State) votes Hillary then I'm going to rape Iowa (Bote).
Otherwise, I'll just make sweet love to her.

>>6227045
>just said she's not on the thread or any Discord server
Or that could be what she's doing right now.

>>6227009
>Anon gives her a kiss on the neck from behind and nuzzles the cutie
Just wanted a quick hug again. Bye tsuyu
>He let's her go and makes a quick retreat

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>>6227048
>Notices you
>Also shoots a molten glob of scrap metal into your chest
>You might like this

>>6227070
>a bearded psychologist gives a fat cat a gentle stomach rub before heading off to work

>>6227070
BREASTS!

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>>6227051
(Mhm, sure.)
>>6227083
(Have a good one anon!)

>>6227045
Why is Owain such a big problem? I thought it was just a forced hate meme but after seeing how everyone gets in the Discord and the threads, I'm starting to think there's something more to him.

>>6227090
Rule breaker!!

>>6227085
>The anon glanced down at their chest, watching their own blood guzzle out.
>They looked back up, betrayal in their eyes as they fell flat on their face, dead.

>>6227070
>want to be dommed into endless sex with Shoggdy
>not into any /d/ fetishes
What do

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>>6226803

>>6227108
i dont think owains the problem that caused egg to try to off herself
they just want to blame anyone for it because egg hasnt told anyone WHY she tried to.

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>>6227070
How badly do you want to do the Chicken and the Magician? I'm here but half here.

>>6227136
I meant in general. I know that EGG has a lot of mental problems. If anything, he's just one of the factors seeing as he liked to guilt trip her a lot about their unfinished sessions and her fiancee tried to forbid her from even contacting him.

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>>6227090
>The fat cat and her fat cat tats greatly appreciate this rub-by.
Later, Mecha!

>>6227093
Titties!

>>6227122
Oh? Not even just a little bit of tentacles~?

>>6227142
While that'd be very nice, don't feel yourself obligated to continue if you're not up to it. No worries!

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>>6227121
SAY BACON ONE MORE TIME
SAY BACON ONE MORE TIME
SAY BACON ONE MORE TIME
>Gives a thumbs up
SAY BACON ONE MORE TIME

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We egg posting now?

>>6227155
>her fiance tried to forbid her from even contacting him
>owain liked to guilt trip her
>suicideanon was revealed to have a small dick

gee really makes you wonder who that anon was now

>>6227166
BOOBIES!

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>>6227166
No I love the idea, and I love playing with you. It's just I've been dead as of late. I'll hit you up later if you're still around <3

>>6227184
I was in the VC when they were talking about it and they said it was because of how Owain used to deal with shitposting.
EGG would also constantly make fun of Owain for all the RPs they haven't finished, pretty sure it was just a joke.

I'd rather Owain killed himself than EGG

BLAST FROM THE PAST TIME

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2172572/#2172766

>>6227223
Watch that edge Jiro

>>6227070
>pokes Fates boobies

Get on discord Egg poster

>>6227105
>After their post-summon "adventure", the summoner and Ahri joined the battles of Summonner's Rift. At first they weren't doing well, but as time went on, their tactics became better and they started winning matches to the point where they were the MVPs of most of them.
Good job Ahri, we're doing great!

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Fem-Sonic ava when?
I'd love to fuck some fast blue puss

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>>6227224
>I ain't sleeping until I make on of you faggots cum.
I miss old me

>>6227265
There was one but the player got attached to Owain

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>>6227252
Am gimmeEggs
What do you want.

>>6227278
Do they still play her?
Do they have a Discord?

>>6227279
You still haven't finished what you said

>>6227252
They are on though

Say hello

Owain#9902

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>>6227265
>pukes sexually

>>6227166
Not even tentacles. I don't get it, I'm vanilla af, yet I'd still want to play being dommed by her and having to cum for her while she forces me to produce more, beyond mindbreaking.

>>6227279
what's your discord tag

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>>6227253
>Ahri happily bounds towards her favorite summoner after another decisive victory, tossing off her rabadons as she closes the distance.
"I wouldn't have been able to do it without you!"
>She pulls the man into into a friendly hug, her arms wrapping around his neck as her tails surround them in the fluffy white warmth.

>>6227335
see
>>6227321

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>>6227192
Melons!

>>6227206
Sure thing, cute lewd mage~

>>6227238
>Gives you a solid noogie

>>6227325
Hmmm, well mindbreaking IS at least somewhat /d/-tier, no? Entry level maybe, but still.

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

Wannabe ERP protagonists edition:

Owain
Luffy
DMG

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>>6227313
I still didn't get on my laptop, duh.
>>6227335
gimmeEggs#8388 or something, fucked if I remembered.
Last post. I'm fucking off soon.

>>6227370
I don't know, maybe.

>>6227381
Fuck DMG, Marry Owain (just to cuck with DMG), kill Luffy

>>6227370
MILKBAGS!

>>6227381
Luffy
Owain
DMG

>>6227394
You gotta get on that

>>6227381
Fuck - Owain, Luffy
Marry - DMG
Break rules to kill - Vino, Rinoa (seriously, why are they not on this? They're trying to be protagonists so fucking hard)

>>6227394
Gage must be a total cuck if he lets you whore online for a bunch of 15 year olds.

>>6227425
Nah. I hate flipping alts.
Also already forgot the fakemail so I'd have to make another one.

>>6227428
This tbhq
They've been protaging harder than the actual "thread protags"

>>6227436
hes said in the servers he doesnt care because he has the real thing
he even told her to post all those thigh high pictures that one thread

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>>6227224
>mfw a few threads after that was the "Rape Ryuko with a strap-on" RP I did

...My writing was fucking cringy, but more in character I guess.

>>6227265
If Aradia isn't playing her anymore I could try it...

>>6227381
>Discord poster
>Been around for a month maybe
>Protagonist
o i am laffin

>>6227439
Then how are you gunna get the rest out there?

>>6227454
>gage reverse cucks the threads before taking their waifu egg from this place
>threads suddenly go to shit right after
vino and rinoa are working with him probably

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>>6227466
When I get back on it.
Shut up.

>>6227484
>Vino, Rinoa, Gage, and Owain are all in some conspiracy around EGG

>>6227490
shes pretty cute in that picture ngl

>>6227462
Owain's been around since early august.

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>>6227428
I DO

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>>6227406
MASSIVE MAMMARIES

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>>6227505
You should see her in the ruined/messy make-up ones.

>>6227484
>their waifu egg
She's not my waifu faggot, she's good for typefuck but she can't come here anymore because clingy faggots unga bunga over the person on the other end having a vagina.
And I doubt Vino and Rinoa have any other motive than kill thread then pathetically moralfag and be the shining heroes of this place. It's pathetic.

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>>6227523
Obligatory

>>6227503
think about it
gage is an abusive fiance who has egg at his house and can control what she does
owain is thirsty enough for attention that he guilt trips her alot when she clearly does not approve of him
vino and rinoa are her "friends"
theyve dragged egg into their illuminati plan to control her and we've been fooled this entire time

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Are we boob posting right now?

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>>6227397
Oh, and what about the fact that she's mostly made of slime and nightmare?

>>6227406
Knockers!

>>6227547
Yes please!

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>>6227547
PERIDOTS HAVE POOR CLEAVAGE

>>6227537
Never gunna happen cupcake

>>6227550
Dunno, is slime /d/? Nightmare definitely is, but I'm not sure about slime.

>>6227533
if her mental state gets better, she can probably come back and just stop giving a fuck
maybe this mental breakdown will make her no longer give a shit and save us

>>6227556
>Needing to edit Pearl when her being flat is one of her best traits

C'mon senpai

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>>6227538
>>6227503
>Vino and Rinoa have to false flag all the other Avas into a conspiracy with themselves to save face
Nice b8 m8s. Now stop talking about yourselves and typefuck or leave.

>>6227550
Big fat tats!

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>>6227556
W-Who told you that

>>6227343
>He hugs her back, resisting the urge to bury his head into her tails and instead placing it on her shoulder.
Wanna take a break? We've been going for a pretty long time.

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>>6227570
I'm high on believing
https://youtu.be/x5xZeM9td58

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>>6227603
>with out the ooga chaka

>>6227603
>Removing the ooga chaka
You monster...

>>6227576
If she keeps her word on what she was planning (not gonna mention what it is because people are gonna try to fuck it up) according to what I've heard, she's not gonna come back.

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>>6227589
>Implying raging dyke isn't an expert on all minerals

>>6227579
But muh thicc

Although the DFC is basically what makes pearl, pearl.

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>>6227573
Slime is definitely /d/, for sure.

Let's see... So you want to be mindbroken and milked dry by a dark slime (or something similar), from what I can gather. Correct?

>>6227581
Jugs!

>>6227623
>what she was planning
the fuck kind of illuminati bullshit are you talking about, anon?

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>>6227616
>>6227621
>Not listening to the groooooviest part on a loop

it's not bad but it's really out of place in that song.

>>6227589
>>6227625
Why again would a race of rocks want huge mammaries?

>>6227636
The things that jiggle nicely!

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>>6227646
It's not about why, it's about why not

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>>6227625
Well, at least Steven didn't cuck me!
And I still have an ass anyway!

>>6227625
Pro Tip on Thicc: You actually can't put it on everything and expect it to work.

Yeah, shocking, I know.

>>6227636
Pretty much. Figured that's not /d/, since it doesn't have any of the fetishes that sound /d/-tier.

>>6227643
>Trying to talk music
>The underaged fag that unironically listens to Tool and Nirvana in the year of our lord 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0DFefft2E

>>6227643
I'll forgive you if you sit on my face
please

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>>6227590
>Ahri smiles lovingly and runs her fingers through his hair, her tails lightly patting the man's side and back in an impromptu massage.
"Of course my dear summoner, you must be so tired after all those battles. I'm afraid to say I am as well."
>Ahri pulls away from the embrace and spins quickly moves to his side, gripping his hand in her dainty grip.
"Shall we?"

Thicc is overrated. Fatties should fry. And I don't mean a stick of butter lol

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>>6227664
Who needs an ass with LEGS LIKE THESE?
>Where are my LEG pics fuck

>>6227673
Pretty much
But when it works, it works

>>6227681
>Shitting on nirvana
>Le current year argument
I don't care if I get called Paul for this but fuck you, at least the police is still good taste.

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>>6227699
You mean T H E S E legs?

>>6227694
Anon if you wanted to admit you had bad tastes you could have just said that outright.

>>6227699
I want Pearl to gently femdom me

>>6227720
Looks like elephantitus

>>6227623
>what she was planning
mind giving a hint, anon?

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>>6227657
The "AWESOME RACK ON HER THOUGH"!

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>>6227681
>Posts something that's a completely different genre as a comparison
I mean Police is good but it's not really relevant here

>>6227686
>Sits down onto your face
>Probably could RP but I'm busy shitposting on two avas at once
>Don't I have better things to do?

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>>6227657
Okay, that one made me chuckle.
<Here, you've earned it

>>6227674
It's at least a little bit /d/. Regardless, I suppose it could always be done.

Some stuff would be kind of unavoidable though, like how she tends to use her tendrils to grab at stuff. That doesn't mean she'd have t to rape you with them, but it might be a problem if it's really a huge turn-off for you or something.

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>>6227763
Aww true dat.

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>>6227720
Those are boots you fucking midget

>>6227736
And I don't want to touch your filthy human cock

>>6227719
Nirvana does what it needs. It perfectly fills that feeling of self loathing and angst we all feel at the teenage years of our lives.
But once you hit the age of 18 and realize that your highschool girlfriend breaking up with you isn't the end of the world Nirvana loses it's luster.

>>6227766
>Complains something is out of place
>Replies with upbeat song called "So Lonely"

>>6227766
I'd suffocate under LD's butt for hours while she shitposted

I'll take it

>>6227735
t. fat fuck, 2016

>>6227767
I will treasure them always!

>>6227800
You don't have to touch it! But I could service you however you'd like

>>6227766
>tfw would be smothered by WoB Eve while she shitposts

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>>6227801
>Tool/Nirvana
>The Police
>These bands are similar enough to make a valid comparison

also I didn't post the Police song what are you smokin dude

>>6227803
Now that I think about it, I never put a chair in front of my main computer...
I mean I guess I could sit on one of my bots, but they don't make very good chairs.

>>6227833
>>6227847
Godamnit I'm not drunk enough to try playing three avas at once

>>6227767
Oh, I don't mind her just grabbing at stuff with tendrils. I suppose it should be a bit more /d/ though, so I could try the tentacles.

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>>6227857
>Godamnit I'm not drunk enough
#underageddrinking

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>Trump is leading in Florida

YES, TALLAHASSE YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP

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>>6227829
Good. Breasts are to be treasured and worshiped.

Butts are okay too.

>>6227888
Is it because you just haven't gotten around to finding any tentacle porn that did it for you? Or is it downright a turn-off?

Also, nice trips.

>>6227857
I could be your chair, if you'd like. I'd do whatever you wanted!

>>6227689
>He grips her hand as well, holding it with an affectionate smile on his face as he stares into her eyes.
Gladly.

>>6227909
>Paul and the most batshit insane state in the union share the same opinion
Charming

>>6227909
Not erp related

>>6227720
Wouldn't mind getting a thighjob from her, ngl

>>6227959
I agree, fuck Florida. Nothing but crazy fucks and senile old people that got dumped there

>>6227857
You're the only one comparing The Police and Tool/Nirvana.
I was more referencing your comment about Hooked on a Feeling feeling's sounds being out of place with another song that can be considered out of place. But you're doing that thing where you fixate on a part of a whole and claim it to be a whole.
I now understand why people hate you so much, you're insufferable even when talking about things separate from ERP.

>>6227936
It's not a turn-off, it's more of the first. I know tentacle porn is pretty much a hentai meme, but it just doesn't really do it for me. Also, damn, didn't even notice.

>>6227936
Breasts and butts are great!

To put your face in!

Is anyone actually erp'ing? Or is it shitposting hours?

>>6227909
You might wanna check again just now buddy..... ;)

>>6228034
It's always shitpost hours you idiot

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>>6227959
>>6227968
>>6227979
I'm in FL tho, honestly taking this and NC will put Trump in a really good spot

>>6227993
uh yeah
I like my song
it's good
I was talking about my shit, not hooked, sorry I didn't make that clear though

>>6227947
Alright kneel down and don't you dare start licking me down there, or whatever you stupid humans do

>>6228034
I'm kinda halfass doing both while also following the election too

busy as fuck right now

>>6228034
These threads stopped being ERP threads ever since LD & DMG's wedding.

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>>6228034
Shitposting hours

>>6228034
I'm talkin about boobs. Does that count?

>>6228034
Welcome to the ERP thread.

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>>6228044
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TALLAHASSE

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>>6228034
I'll gib succ if wanted.

>>6228056
I'm bad at social events...

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>>6227950
>Ahri quickly strides down the hallway away from the battlefield, turning down each corridor with ease and familiarity. She reaches her room and opens the door, leading him inside.
"Ah, it feels good to be back."
>She tosses herself onto her fluffy bed, pink with periwinkle outlines on everything, perfect for Ahri.

>>6228050
>He gets on his knees behind her, staring intently at her plump green cheeks

Of course! Whatever you say! I won't even breathe if you don't want me to

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>>6228010
Ahh, I see. Fair enough, then.

Any other kinks, then? Breeding? Toys? Public humiliation?

Or maybe she could come out of the floor under the table as you're having dinner with friends and milk you right there while you have to act as if nothing?

>>6228021
And also to knead and use as pillows!

>>6228095
And breasts have milk in them!

>>6228091
She's never coming back you know.

>>6228034
I was, but then my partners left so I'm just lurking.

>>6228091
Hey father, long time no see. Just like her.

>>6228034
Only people I'm interested in rping with aren't around atm

>>6228111
I still hope.

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LURKERS REVEAL YOURSELVES.

>>6228091
Fathers back!
>Anon throws himself to curl up at fathers legs

>>6228146
>retired_ava.jpg

>>6228146
i want to kiss that loli

Reminder Anxious/Wooby Wose is Denny's Boy and should be quarantined.

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>>6228146

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>>6228149
Thought I would stop by.

>>6228184
Stop shitposting on Anon Owain

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>>6228108
PREACH!

>>6228146
I'm gonna continue lurking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQhB7aXmI1A

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Should I play Camilla?

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>>6228146

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>>6228146
>thinks about reapin

>>6228190
If you come back, maybe the golden age can come back!

>>6228184
>Anxious/Wooby Wose is Denny's Boy
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>6228075
Uh, ok mam.
>being the 3ft 6' tall shota with a huge, thick package (around 9 inches long)

>>6228205
Let's fuck later tonight

>>6228203
YES
E
S

>>6228184
I'm also Alpha :^)

>>6228203
Who are you?

>>6228237
Morrigan

>>6228184
You forgot to mention he's alpha.

>>6228215
your mom should've died

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>>6228216
We will see, Anon

>>6228248
22?