/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #140 Post lewd reptiles and

Dude what's wrong with the belly plates on her tail? Looks like some kind of really unsexy growth.

test

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Dragon should dragon dragon

>>6219606
Double Dragon?

>>6219606
But deathclaw should deathclaw human.

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This FF10 Bahamut drawing was deleted by the artist because apparently they had uploaded it by accident when it was meant to be private. It's beyond me as to why though, getting private R34 seems to defeat the purpose altogether.

>>6219709
I thought I'd become immune to porn, but that fills me with a strange feeling.

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>>6219709
Personally I like the Bahamut design from ff8 the best.

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>Topic
I imagine so, about a hundred of the 1100+ accounts I watch on FA alone are disabled or deleted, and the ratio is probably even higher for pixiv

>>6219709
It's pretty good art too. What a shame.

>>6220340
That's why I regularly purge my watchlist.
I'm consistently below 400.

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>>6220456
Don't really see a reason to, myself
The extra entries are not in the way, and from time to time people do come back

>>6220795
It triggers my autism.

>>6220886
Same problem here, honestly
The thought of missing subscriptions triggers mine

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candy-ass dragon

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What if a snake with aphrodesiac venom?

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>>6221278

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>>6221310
>wrapped in snek coils
U-unf

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>>6221276
watermelon wyvern!

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>>6220620

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>>6221550

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>>6221559

Haven't seen that one before.

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>>6221587
>Very little porn of gaping dragon
I am disappointed.

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>>6221550

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>>6221637

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>>6221642
I'm not sure why that is cropped, though it's been posted in the last thread already.

>thread ended in the middle of the night
Jeez, slow down eurobros

What did I miss

>>6221611

There's what, one picture?

>>6221653
We do archive to the thread in every OP you know. Also, if you use 4chanX and the thread watcher, then look back to a dead thread through it, it should automatically redirect you to an archived copy.

>>6221653
Did you get the deathclaw porn?

>>6221642
>tongue throatfucking
Muh fucking dick, post more

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>>6221611
It's sad, yes.

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>>6221660
There is this...

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And at around the time this thread started, you'd be looking at nighttime Aus/NZ.

>>6221652

It's all I have.. still hot as fuck.

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>>6221682
And this.
That is all. Two images.
No porn of the taurus demon, either.

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>>6221682
>Oniontrain

What's with him and trying to do porn of things that wouldn't usually get it? He did a whole bunch of Doom ones as well.

>>6221691
Artist is DaftPatriot.

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>>6221642
Grabbed the full pic btw, here it is

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>>6221653
My fault, I had a talkative streak

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>>6221718
thx friend

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Would you date it?

>>6221866
>pillow neck
>that dick
who wouldn't

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>>6221866
Yes.

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How are those Argonians coming along /scaly/?

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Nidos aren't scaly, I think... Or are they?

>>6221667
Oh right.
>Argonians
>Tama prehensile hemipene urethral kisses
Quite a bit then.

>>6221695
Oniontrain draws a lot of weird or unpopular monster porn. At one point he drew r63 porn of every FF6 boss and Bahamut (1-11).

>>6221673
Yeah. Did the guy who wrote it make a pastebin for it? Cause I can put it in the writebin then.

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>>6221905
it's disappointing how few argonian mods have been ported over to SE

>>6221913
Deathclaw guy here.
Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Pff64aGE

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>ywn never be a shagaru magala
>ywn be whisked away by a stronger mate and hide in the everwood
>ywn impregnate each other with gentle loving, cloaked in your mate's wings
>ywn hold each other's hands as you lay your eggs side by side and raise a family away from the guild's reach
end me

>>6221985
>each other
What the fuck is up with their anatomy?

>>6222012
I'm making an assumption they're hermaphroditic
someone proposed that in a thread a while back at it's pretty hot

>>6221684
>the mimic subsists on sexual pleasure
>it pulls victims into it, muffling their moans and screams with its box
>while it usually spits its food out once they pass out, there have been a few cases
>where it particularly enjoys a certain victim
>and continues its licking assault for much longer

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>>6221913
>Nidos aren't scaly, I think... Or are they?

From the Gen VI Pokedex entries

>[Nidoqueen] uses its scaly, rugged body to seal the entrance of its nest and protect its young from predators.
>The body is covered by stiff, needlelike scales. If [Nidoqueen] becomes excited, the needles bristle outwards.
>Nidoqueen's body is encased in extremely hard scales. It is adept at sending foes flying with harsh tackles. This Pokémon is at its strongest when it is defending its young.
>[Nidoking] is recognized by its rock-hard hide and its extended horn. Be careful with the horn, as it contains venom.

It's a funny case as Nidoran start with a rabbit-like appearance and end up as 4ft manlets (poisonous kobolds?) that suddenly adopt a much heavier look and build (and amazing movepools) when compared to Nidorina/Nidorino. Honorary scaly at worst I'd think, probably depends more on the artwork.

>>6221947
I'm not really going to bother documenting anything for SE until months later.

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>>6221913
>that family photo in the back

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Navigating back through a collection of Pokeporn feels very weird after being used to 140+ threads of scaly and MH fare.

>>6222077
There's a ton of little details which aren't really all that subtle, they're amusing but take away from the focal point of the image.

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>>6222187
I appreciate a return to the classics.

And yeah, it sucks noticing an interesting detail in porn images, because then it becomes all my brain can focus on when I'm trying to get off.

I request male naga/lamia.
Preferably not too muscular. I like them lithe or just toned.

>>6221965
Is it just me or is that paste a little messy?
Seems like you cut apart a few lines.

>>6222643
You're right.
I keeo forgetting to (>) some lines.
Should I fix it?

>>6222729
Given that, for instance, I have no idea what happened in line 33 - please do.

>>6222746
Okay.
I think I fixed it: http://pastebin.com/SSRCDkqP

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>>6216197
>I don't know if you're looking for advice but if you are, DON'T try to write period dialogue if you're new to writing. It's very difficult to get right
If I even end up writing a fic, periodic dialogue is most likely the last step. I'd probably do it in greentext first, just to see where I would go with it. There are most likely better ways to plan a story. I'll have to look some up before I start.

>remember the first rule of writing: be clear.
Yeah. There are a few parts in the series I think she had some problems with that; I had no idea what was going on. But then again, I never read any other books with the same structure before Temeraire. I might not have been able to interpret some pieces.

A fic about a captain and his courier dragon being all alone together on long trips to deliver letters would be nice, though.

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>>6223106
Dick hugs, anyone?

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>>6223148
How about a song?

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>>6223148

>>6223180
What is he so nervous about?
It'll fit. Hopefully.

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I wanna be the qt dragoness waifu

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I'd rather have female porn of this monster instead.

>>6223242
That head and face are horrifying

>>6223148
more pls

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>>6223148
hugjobs are the purest form of love

So I'm hearing from a certain board that this thing is confirmed to be 100% female.
Also didn't someone have a version without watermarks?

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>>6223341
this thing

>>6223324
>ywn hugjob paarthurnax

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>>6223348
>>6223341
/vp/? And it explicitly mentioned how the -females- use the pheromones, which implies there are male salandits too. I doubt they'd give it's evo only to females.
>t. Gardevoir of 3rd gen

>>6223383
Quoting some posts
>Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.
>For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

>salandit 87.5% male, 12.5% female
>salazzle 100% female

>this is how combee works, male combee are common and the female are rare, but the female are the only ones who evolve


I won't know if any of these are true though, because >playing pokemon in 2016

>>6223283
Dumb pass user

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>>6223426
Oh yeah the first two lines are apprently datamined from the pokedex.

Also
>daily reminder that she is 3'11"

>she is pretty much the kobold of Pokemon

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>>6221674
Patrician taste, Anon

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>>6223518
>Seductress Kobold

Perfect.

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>>6223283
Truth

>>6223518
Holy fuck, that animation is pure sex. If that datamine is true then goddamn, seductress kobold of charming musk is confirm.

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>>6223518
>lower back tendrils
this arouses me

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>>6223518
Fags BTFO

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Apparently, you can either get fire turtle dragon, or normal grandpa dragon

>>6223518
Anon is aparently not-BSing
>>>/vp/29747835

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y185tWJkC0

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Post scalies in lingerie

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>>6223889
Like this?

>>6223871

>Buzzwole

>Buzzswole

top kek

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>>6223889

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>>6223912

Perfect ;)

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>>6223871
Now we just need her smug face over this image

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>>6223871
>Can only get Aloha sandshrew in Moon
Looks like I'm sticking with my first choice then.

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Do French maids count as some fort of lingerie since they're a fetish?

>>6224012

half of the outfit is lingerie pieces so it might as well.

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>>6223889

>>6223871
You saying these things are liked by real people?

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>>6224122

Wrong picture.

>>6224175
>nintendo
>real

>>6219709
>It's beyond me as to why though, getting private R34 seems to defeat the purpose altogether.
The purpose is to wank to it and some people would rather keep private what exactly they wank to...so how does it defeat the purpose again?

>>6224478
Just ask the artist to make the commission anonymous.

>>6219709
That dick is AESTHETIC.

>>6224650
I know, right?
The dick alone belongs in a gallery.

Who is your scaly waifu?

>>6225114
Guilmon or Flamey

>>6225114
Charizard
He counts, damn it

>>6224478
I could understand if it was their own character, but getting solo R34 and keeping it to yourself..it might as well not even exist. Especially in a case like with Bahamut, a character who has not that much porn to begin with.

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>>6225154
>Guilmon
Great choice.

>>6225226
>faggizard
Great super original choice anon

>>6225114
Husbando.
Goris or Waromon.

>>6225301
I made it twenty years ago, before it was cool

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>>6225154
>Flamey

She is the cutest dragon daughter

>>6225114
Grigori and Bahamut are my favorites, sadly fanart and porn is near nonexistent of Grigori, and Bahamut pretty much doesn't get any new art at all.

>>6225304
Goris is great.
>Still no canon deathclaw companion in the 3D fallout games
At least we have mods.

Reminder that it isn't not false that scalies aren't not for nonsexual.

>>6225356
Bastards undid the bugged Follower ending, they'd better damn well stop being so limpdicked and undo the bugged Deathclaw ending, too.

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>>6225359
Obviously

>>6225351
It is unfortunate. I was kind of hoping there'd be some influx with the pc re-release, but that went nowhere

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>>6225359
But that doesn't necessarily make scalies for sexual.
Could be they're somewhere in the middle.

>>6225319
Flamedramon, anon. Idk what you posted.

>>6225396
Most of them are.

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Reminder that scalies aren't real.

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>>6223889
love me sum meidos

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>>6225609

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>>6225114
Auroth

>>6225543
I actually wanna know what textbook this is from now.

>>6225388
Yeah, a lot of the fanart choices just reinforces my thought, that most scaly/furries don't play vidya, or know much of anything, which is why we see so much Spyro, Elder Scrolls, and pokemon/digimon. They're all braindead easy to get into and require no investment and have simplistic designs to boot.

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Would you rather never hug your waifu or never fug your waifu?
You cant do both at the same time. Kissing is allowed in either case but if you choose the no fug option you can't hold hands or cuddle either.
If you choose no fug you can't do oral or anal or even hand/claw/tail stuff. Only non-sexual cuddling. Massages are fine as long as you don't go into The Danger Zone.

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>>6225114

>>6225721
Not everyone's cut out to play Aurora, anon

>>6225724
My waifu is pure.
P U R E

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I wanna be the big scary dragon.

>>6225724
>can't do oral or anal or even hand/claw/tail stuff
>nor even tail stuff
This is a tough question anon. Can I give her oral if I choose no fug, or is the restriction set both ways?

>>6225828
In the midst of your daily doings, you suddenly transform into the big scary dragon you always wanted to become.

How does the scene play out?

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>>6225870
Very awkwardly, probably!
I'd love to go into excruciating detail, it's very much my thing, but there's already a TF general.

>>6225929
I meant more like how it plays out based on where you are. Will you destroy the building you're in? Will people run away in fear?

>>6225697
I found it in an e-book on human sexuality. I'd post it but it's on my other computer 700 kilometres away

I want to know, /scaly/ anons...
What image have you masturbated to the most?

>>6225835
If you choose no fug you can't give or recieve oral.

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>>6226104
this one is high up there

>>6226149
No fug then. I guess we can always masturbate to eachother.

>>6226104
Glorious cute sexy Nixi. I love having the stories behind the pictures. It helps with my imagination.

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>>6226251
Forgot pic

>>6225985
Probably one of the old agemono charizards, but the Doran scenes from FS beat any image by a long shot

>>6226251
>>6226269
What's the story? Is it a fic?

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>>6225114
Moana Lizza
Wench
Cloaquean/Cloaqueen
Hooktail
Pusspuss
Stinky
LiftsHerTail
Pheromona

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>>6225985
Well, if I saw it coming I'd try to run out of whatever building I'm in and hold it in as long as I can to avoid freaking people out or causing any destruction. Dunno how much of it I'd be able to hold back after it's done tho, I'm sure the sheer might would be intoxicating. And you know what they say, the mind is a plaything of the body.

>>6226338
Dragon Ranch by Auspher. It's in the pastebin. There are a dozen or so installments.

>>6226382
Why is there a knife?

>>6226475
its a meme, you dip

>>6226567
Oh.
Pardon my incompetence and ignorance regarding this particular part of internet culture.

>>6221323
what is that from?

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Should I keep fapping to scalies or go vote?

>>6227100
Both?

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>>6227100
Multitask

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>>6227117
>>6227118
>fapping to scales in front of everyone in voting line

o-oh gosh

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>>6227139
Well, from what I understand there IS a booth of sorts

>>6227139
smartphone and trenchcoat go

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>>6226104
Recency bias though

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>>6226104
I just love the pose

>>6228181
Imagine all the positions you could try with a serpentine lover.

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>>6228657
A lot

The sticky is still in halloween mode for some reason.

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>>6226104

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>>6223919
Shit I haven't seen this one before

>>6228925
It won't update until there's another post made.

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Back

I saw this in my scaly file in the booth while fapping, so I went for memes

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>tfw no dragon to vote for

I think we can all agree it'd be best if we keep the politics out of /scaly/
Of all the places you can talk about politics, in real life or the internet, a scaly fetish thread isn't it.

>>6223348
Those words make the picture at least 10 times hotter.

>>6230668
trash board, you can't police anything here autismo.

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>>6230668
yea but we can fantasize about a dragon dicktator that wants nothing but to sculpt the human race into perfect sex slaves

>>6230567
>rich
>vain
>traditional
>proud
>boisterous
Trump is probably a dragon, fampai

>>6230989
Yeah dragons would all be Reps

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>>6231011
It's certainly in line with the GOP's "rich get richer, fuck people who aren't us" motto.
Though certain metallics would probably lean liberal.

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>>6231187
>>6231011
>Dems
>not fucking over poor people

Lel

>>6225673
My fucking nigga

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I love you, /scaly/.

>>6231187
So, what would you call the draconic equivalent of a sjw/feminazi?

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>>6231226
I love you too bro

>>6231229
A Green Dragon.

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Dragons seem like the kind of things that could rape you and you wouldn't really mind.
Like even if you didn't want them too they're so awesome and sexy it doesn't matter that much.

>Political shitposting has even spread to /scaly/
The one place I thought would be safe.

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>>6231336
Ahh, don't take it too serious, I'll stop now if you want.

>>6231288
Agreed.
I would mind, however, if it caused me permanent physical injury. (Rectal tearing, prolapse, etc.) There is a limit to size, in reality at least.

>>6231378
What if dragon cum turned you into a dragon?

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>>6231378
prepare your anus
literally
that is what bad dragon is for

excuse the fuzzball

>>6231441
>charr
absolutely excusable

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>>6231411
Thered be a huge market for dragon cum in bottles.
If this shit was real it'd be worth its weight in gold.

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>>6231378
Dragons are often high level spellcasters, or at least innately magical in some way.
If they do any damage they can probably just fix it. Who knows, maybe their cum heals all wounds or something?

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>>6231363
>you will never fuck the musk salamander

>>6231378
>Having to explain this to your doctor

>>6231411
>>6231476
luckily it would spread exponentially

If I became a dragon I'd be jizzing in public water systems, and anywhere else I could really

>>6231441
Makes you wonder...what is the limit of draconic circumference/length that the human anus can safely accommodate?

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>>6231497
Do you guys like this?

>>6231533
that's really not something you need to look up
but try /gif/s huge insertion thread for video evidence

or toypics and find varka taking the Extra Large Trex bad dragon dildo to basically its hilt

how's /scaly/ feeling?

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So, narse did mikhail at one point.

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>>6231539
>Do you guys like this?
Yes

>>6231655
Pretty good. I'm making the same amount of money in a week that I used to in a month.
I'm 30,000 words into my novel.
I want some gum.

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>>6231288
Nah senpai I would mind.
I'd care less if we switched off every so often.

I'd care more about getting femdommed by a scaly though. But being able to fuck & cuddle pic related every so often would be nice.

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>>6231655
Fine.

>>6231669
It's also the only lewd Mikhail I've seen.

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Do you have enough honour and integrity to rescue a Charizard without trying to take advantage of her?

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>>6231655
on edge
literally all the time

>>6231655
I feel like writefagging, but I'm too tired.

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>>6231655
I'm drunk and have snacks ready.
Gonna be shitposting on /pol/ all night and hungover in the morning.
Gonna be fucking worth it.

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>>6231655
hard to sleep with all the noise /pol/ is making in the basement

I sort of want to join them cause I can't sleep anyways though ya feel me?

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>>6225114
Kazerad got me into a random lizardgirl NPC in a mediocre (but relaxing) RPG.

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Fallout geckos, anyone? There is almost no porn of them. Which is a shame.

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>>6232020
Those things were kinda cute.

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>>6231736
What's wrong, Anon?

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>>6232079
Animal friend was a great perk.
Also, on a side note, how scaly are nightstalkers? 30%?

>>6232218
They've got a nice snake head, tail. I'll say yes.

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>>6232079

>>6232113
basic but constant stress
I'm not good at handling stress and eventually I snap and do nothing which just leads to more stress the next day

election is making things worse

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>>6232020
>tfw no mod to play as one

Such a shame, at least the Deathclaws got such attention.

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>>6232303
Adorable.

Also, thanks.

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>>6232341
>tfw you want to fuck that but it would take so much to not bite it especially if it smelled like strawberries
it looks so tasty

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>tfw you realized you fell in love with male scalies

>>6232389
I wonder if his semen tastes like strawberries?

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>>6232448
I like to think it's whipped cream.

>>6232448
Strawberries and cream

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>>6232308
I know that feel

>tfw couldn't romance krogan party members

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>>6232441
I want a gold miniature mizutsune to take me in his arms, force his yellow tongue down my throat, and massage my nethers with his prehensile hemipenis

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>>6232535
such a handsome dragon

>>6231655
Kinda stressed. I've got a bunch of gay friends online who're incredibly scared about the election.
I was going to practice drawing, but I can't concentrate on anything.

>>6232757
this election has really made me realize just how petty the average human is
have you seen on the street interviews, both blue and red? some people are just too dumb for their own good

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>>6232757
sorry for going into politics, but why would any LGBTQ be scared? I'm gay as fuck and I'm not worried about who wins.

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>>6232441
>tfw Anons dumping Narse on /v/ a couple years back is what got me into scalies

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Narse is a shitty artist who can't draw scales to save his life

All rubber shines

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>>6232972
I used to post renamed dragon faces a lot

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>captcha: mexico for rent

>>6232950
Pence is notoriously anti-LGBT, and while he's just VP, he's a tiebreaker in Congress and could also influence Trump in executive matters.
Also a Republican in power is *more likely* (not certain ofc) to appoint a Supreme Justice who's more opposed to gay stuff being constitutional.

>>6233011
illegalizing gay marriage was already deemed unconstiutional
I think revisiting that would bring about... rage

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>>6232996
I think most artists go for the leathery skin just because drawing actual scales is tedious as fuck

>>6233011
yea pence does have that history
but in the end fuck the govt., this is murrica and we can fuck all the butts we want

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>>6232308
Ah, I'm sorry to hear.
Everybody gets stressed out from time to time tho! Just get some breathing room and you'll be back at peak performance in no time!
Meanwhile, there's plenty of hot scalies to tide you over.

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>>6233011
Trump says he will be the strongest defender of lgbtq rights, and he did invite Peter Thiel to the RNC to speak, so...who knows?

>>6233118
I thought trumps stance on that was "the law's the law and gay people can get married" to paraphrase

really the biggest thing I'm worried about being politically moderate is having an angry, brash sweet potato who doesn't know when to shut up representing the country
If he ends up elected he needs to pull his fucking act together

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>>6233185
yea I'm hoping (if he wins) he can surround himself with a cabinet that can reel his not making america great shit in

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>>6231669
>Literally pedophilia.

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>>6232996
It's just porn.

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>>6233340
he looks pretty ready with a dick like that

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Hail Hydra!

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>>6232757
Build a wall around LGBT's

There's nothing to get ytheir ass puckered about, gay marriage is the only thing that would matter and Trump has no problem with it. You can't block LGBT's from jobs and other things anyway.

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>>6233375
Plastic bag* porn.

>>6222904
Yeah I don't think I could write in 1800s English at all. Even Naomi sometimes fails to replicate the language perfectly.

I've toyed around with some ideas for writing Temeraire fics, but set in 1943. I think I want to write about a band of Russian Partisans who keep a lightweight dragon around to help them disrupt the German supply chains.

By 1943, fully automatic weapons have made dragons useless in direct combat--particularly heavyweights. So dragons serve only logistic roles in the military.

What do you guys think?

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>>6231669
He also did a cum tribute to his dead boyfriend's dragonsona in order to "honor" his memory.

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>>6233484
Whatever I'm just not picky over porn when there's so much of it

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>>6233555
Also pic related

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>>6233555
Jesus fucking christ, pure autism.
Nice trips though.

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I've never played a MOBA but I may be interested in it in order to play as Wynter Wyvern, if anyone here has played it, would you suggest I bother or not?

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Fresh off the drawing board

>>6233654
don't play mobas
ever

they pretty much exist to make people angry

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>>6233538
Does Naomi even try to write actual 1800 english? I always thought it was just vaguely old fashioned.

I'd be down for Temeraire fanfiction though. Naomi got started writing with fanfiction herself, iirc. Smaller scale military stuff would be nice, scratch an itch that the series doesn't really hit.
Sexual or no?

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>>6233687
Well that settles it, I'll stay away then and just listen to her grunt soundbites.

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>>6233767
Watch a Wynter Wyvern match on Youtube, I believe Dota2 is free anyway.

>>6233683
Nice.

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>>6233555
>>6233577
t b h I'd be pretty honored if someone did a cum tribute to me when I died

>>6233538
Fanfic is a good start to get into writing because the world already exists and you just have to fill it. That's how I got started with my Skyrim fanfic.
What you have is a good idea. Logical, interesting, and it fits within the world of Temeriare.
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Major Temeriare spoilers below
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You could even have a cameo of Temeraire himself, since he'd easily live until that time. Maybe by then he's an Admiral
>>6233743
As far as I can tell, the novels are written so that they seem like they were published in the early 19th century. Not just the dialogue, but the descriptions and prose itself.

>>6233555
A what now?

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>>6233844
That's so fucking creepy though.
Nice dubs

>>6234093
Maybe if they didn't cum all over eachother in real life.
Besides, if I'm not mistaken, sex was a big part of how they lived their life, so a tribute to how they were alive only seems about as natural as anything else you do to honor someone who dies.

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>>6225114
she

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>>6234264
>You will never have a Kushy so grateful to you for removing her old rusted skin she lifts her tail up and lets you eat her out and fuck her.

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>>6234521
>I wouldn't turn down a footjob from a sexy dragon lady and I'm not even into feet.

Me either

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>>6234532
I'd love that.

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>>6234574
Deleted my post because I forgot to post a pic, then forgot to redo it. I've felt lizard feet before and they're softer than human feet.

>>6233881
Haha, I dunno if Temeraire would like talking to communists.

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I think all we need to do is build a space elevator. I think if we ever build a space elevator it'll completely revolutionize space flight. Costs to send a payload to LEO will plummet to less than 1% of their present costs. The first nation to build one will have a monopoly on spaceflight.
But that's if we can find a material that can support its own weight, and the weight of cargo, over 60,000 kilometers. Even if we get carbon nanotubes working they might not be strong enough.

>>6234622
lol wrong thread sorry guys

>>6234622
That and they'd be a huge target with loads of things that could go wrong.
I think most people are speculating that it'd be more of a wire/gondola scheme than an actual elevator shaft like in many depictions, too.
As soon as it happens, I'm counting the days until someone flies into it, intentionally or not.

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>>6234532

>>6234689
I think it'd be a massively strong, thick cable - it'd have to by necessity. Such a cable would be practically immune to attacks. If its strong enough to support its own weight it should be strong enough to shrug off someone flying an airplane into it.

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>>6231655
Doing things like lawns.

>>6234697
Yes.

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>>6231655
As draconian as ever.

>>6231655
Tired, hungry, feeling like an idiot for getting out of bed early without accomplishing anything.

Now that the right man won, this board has served its purpose. Time to burn, degenerates.

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>>6234697
Excellent.

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>>6235217

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>>6235250

By the way, trump won.

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>>6235561

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Why are gators so cute?

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>>6235612
Because.

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> More slack-wyrm

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>>6235592
I went over to /pol/ for the evening. I knew there would be some pretty dank memes. I wasn't disappointed.

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>>6235692
I just sat on google. Searching for "us elections" would yield an auto-updating info box. Just periodically checked it. I am programming a raspberry pi so I can use my atomic clock as an alarm clock so there was nothing else to do really. Also we hit post limit.

>>6235757
Who cares, new bread when we hit page 8.

>>6235250

C-cute!

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>>6235757
We just wait until Page 7-8 as usual.

>>6225396
>that filename
you....