Hungry Games
>>6214943
Nopesies! I'm out of that stuff!
Enjoy this doggo butt I found, HG.
>Still not as cute as Little Asgore, tho.
>>6214848 (Fumi)
Your hubris may get the better of you one day, dearie.
Anybody up for some Risk in the meantime or nah?
>>6214995
Y'know what, I might just show by this to a friend of mine... yeah, that's what'll do.
>>6214995
>>6215018
I decided to write my grocery list...WITH A PEN today. I dare say that was pretty risky.
>>6215018
I'd be in.
>>6214934
You shouldn't have that unsheathed if you're not planning on using it.
>>6215018
Uh, I mean I'm not good, but sure.
>>6215012
F-Fine... I'm sorry I somethered you with a pillow while you were sleeping, it won't happen again...
>>6215018
Can we avafag while doing it?
If so, yes.
>>6214981
Good, then hopefully I didn't break any law just now.
>>6215016
I'll be fine. Surviving the apocalypse twice tends to give you overconfidence. I'm in good terms with one spider, let's not make enemies with more.
>>6215070
Of course. Let me find a map unless someone already has a good one in mind.
I'll worry about the hosting, you guys provide the carnage
>>6214959
And what about the groping? you already had your hands full.
>>6215012
He's a total idiot, people who molest aren't ones to believe or trust.
>>6215100
Fair enough, dearie. It's over, anyways, so let us not dwell on the past.
>>6215101
Here.
>>6215100
Oh please, how is this breaking any laws?
>>6215101
Maybe this one?
FINALLY!. FANFICTION HUMAN!, IF YOU ARE HERE... I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS FINISH READING THE FIRST CHAPTER OF YOUR FANFICTION!. I LIKED... BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE PROBLEM.... THEY ARE 220 CHAPTERS?!. I FINISH THE FIRST CHAPTER IN MORE THAN A HOUR. HOW I'M GOING TO FINISH READING ALL OF THIS?1
>>6215122
Wrong one, I meant to post this one
>>6215105
>>6215065
Hmm. It appears it must've been my imagination, but if he tries to smother me again I will see to it that he is punished.
>>6215128
You read the first chapter? Holy shit, mate, you're a legend! You're supposed to read a chapter a day, I suppose, but this is good enough! Good on you!
>>6215128
>You're a champ.
>>6215105
Tha-That was a lie! Y-You know I wouldn't do it!
>>6215152
L-Look at what you've done, she going to tie me to a chair for no reason!
>>6214995
The fuck?
>>6215184
If she does I'll see what kind of punishment is delivered.
>>6215117
I'd be the one breaking them if you happened to be under the right age. Besides, I don't want that dumb russian soldier around me.
>>6215113
And what better way than drinking tea? I'll let you start.
>>6215156
WOW.. REALLY?!. WELL. OF COURSE I DID IT IN ONLY AN HOUR!. BECAUSE I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS A READER EXPERT!
>>6215142
Alright. That works.
Give me a faction name, a color and a starting location.
>>6215116
>dessert
>cannot be conquered
Someone summon iskandar.
>>6215217
Jesus, you're a legend! Four million words and you read the first chapter?!
>>6215218
I want to cum inside cosplay Rinoa.
>>6215056
Pretty! Woah!
>He looks at his reflection in awe.
>>6215222
>>>dessert
You should summon Saber Alter instead if you're trying to conquer dessert anon.
The desert, however...
>>6215142
>>6215218
Duskland! Blue! Tip of Florida! whatever that is!
>>6215218
The United States of America
Cyan
Montana
Let the hero show you how it's done, y'know?
>>6215218
Indiana Republic
Blue
Indiana
>>6215242
Same
>>6215210
Or you could tell her you were lying and I won't have to be tied up again and be punished for your amusement!
>>6215152
The only one who'll punish him is me, next time don't mistake something this grave.
>>6215184
And the other instances where you've committed to being a pervert?
>>6215259
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA! DO IT FOR AMERICA!
>>6215218
Team Iron-man
Red
Stark tower
>>6215231
MWEH HEH HEH... THERE'S NOT AN SINGLE CHALLENGE THAT THE MAGNIFICENT SANS CAN'T COMPLETE
>>6215292
YOU FRIGGIN' KNOW IT, DUDE! IF THERE'S ONE PERSON THAT'S GONNA WIN THIS GAME, IT'S ME! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
...Unless we're in an alliance, that is!
>>6215276
Tho-Those ones are in the past... Ca-Can't you forget about them?
>tfw no Kirino ava
>>6215218
>Rin looks at the girl with a condescending stare as she places her hands in her sides
How many participants would you be taking? If anything I'll attempt to be victorious amongst the rest.
If anything I'd prefer the color dark red and as for the name and the location...
>She ponders for a small bit, looking at the map to decide the most strategic action possible
I'd like this territory named California and the name can be the Tohsakian Empire. Chances are that I might have to disappear at some point... I-If that's the case, feel free to neglect my entrance... I'll prove to be victorious over the rest in some other way if that's the case...
>>6215334
A pervert is always a pervert when it goes down to it. I thought we accepted this together, will you stop getting in trouble?
>>6215346
As many. as the map will allow.
>>6215261
Light blue alright?
>>6215211
Alrighty, dearie.
>Muffet debates charging the human for Spider Cider.
>She decides against demanding money from someone who can apparently kill a lot of her pets, as well as her.
>Muffet gives Fumi some Spider Cider.
>>6215276
Very well, I'll permit it this once since he appears to be your partner.
>>6215275
I'll tell her after she's done, I could go for a little entertainment.
>>6215383
That works
>>6215338
>Wanting worst girl in these threads
Make some rolls
>you will never dress your gf as rinoa and cum inside her after a long session of love making
>>6215211
Well don't you worry, I'm at the ripe age of... whatever humans are in the age of!
>>6215418
Move up!
>>6215218
Guess i'll be good ole Russia. Make it purple and... uh... you can name it, whatever you want.
Can't be bothered with thinking of one.
>>6215418
Keep filling Indiana. Preferably to the south, we must grab the speedway!
>>6215418
Fill Montana, please! The hero's got a plan comin' on!
>>6215418
I'd wish to expand up in the Northern region from my current location. From thereout my next movement can be deciced.
That's it for now, I'm certain it'll suffice.
>>6215446
>Russia
>America
what
>>6215381
W-Well, that's true, b-but I can't promise that, I mean, it's not like I get into trouble because I want to, it just happens...
>>6215399
Come on... Why do you want to see me go thourgh that? I-It's not funny...
>>6215441
Acknowledged.
>>6215446
The map is just the US. Ill set you up with the most commie state, that cool?
>>6215387
>Drinking the spider cider
....Huh, how do you get this? I don't mind paying for this, I can see in your 5 eyes money is your top priority.
>>6215441
I'll take your word for it. Tell nobody, I finally got what I was looking for.
>>6215493
Eh? okay, my lipsies are shutsies!
>>6215418
We're already well established on Mars branch, our executives on the Earth Division seek this as a perfect oppurtunity to rebuild...a new...era. The color black will suit us quite well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDSL9YNxhw
>>6215418
Welp, looks like i'm watching.
>>6215467
Shut it... I got a killer hangover, and I wasn't paying any attention. Hell, I never played this game before.
>>6215476
Sure thing.
>>6215418
I would like to bring back Tarinas a nation, riskmaster.
>>6215399
The only one who can deal with his antics. I'm the only one suited for that idiot.
>>6215473
Fine, then if you get in that situation don't act like you always do, act respectable for once.
>>6215493
My own special recipe, dearie! Also, that will be 18G! All proceeds go to real spiders, ahuhuhu~!
>>6215555
More of Florida please!
>>6215555
Actually i dont undestad the game but...
Kansas
Gensokyo nation
Colour: Teal
>>6215555
Fill Montana! If there're any spills, go into Idaho!
>>6215555
Teal.
>>6215555
Push towards Chicago! Chicagoland Speedway will be ours!
>>6215555
Good! Good! All according to plan, move our troops along the border Texas. South East from our headquarters.
>>6215555
From here on the most logical decision would be to go even further up North.
I'll risk my way up North, as it's the most logical decision to do. Establishing a main base of operations within a war and such.
>>6215338
>tfw no neet inbreeding slut in HG
Feels great.
>>6215555
Okay, so judging from what people are shouting...
I kinda want the purple force to go south. Expanding is good and all that.
>>6215473
I'm mostly just doing it to see how you'd react under pressure. I got my share of enjoyment for the time being so I'll inform her.
>>6215550
While Araragi did smother me I believe I was simply dreaming or imagining him touching me elsewhere. You can cease his punishment if you see fit, or keep going to watch him squirm. Your call.
>>6215338
>wanting the worst of the worst girl on HG
kys
>>6215566
I take it it's some sort of secret?
>Sips
By G you mean...gold? Do you accept japanese yen, euros or american dollars?
>>6215502
Good girl. I don't want my latest recruit to get jealous.
>>6215622
Welp! I'm gonna be busy with a game of Risk! bye!
>>6215630
>Waves goodbye
>>6215622
Indeed, dearie.
Why yes, G is gold. I suppose I can take whatever currency you have, as long as I can convert it to G. Ahuhuhu~
>>6215550
I-I can do that, I definitely can do that! I'll be take full responsability for my actions.
>>6215608
That's so mean... But I deserve it this time, thank you...
>>6215678
More More More! BLUE FLORIDA!
please.
>>6215678
...Crap. Keep filling Montana, please!
>>6215678
Fill more of Indiana. We need to secure our home territory!
>>6215700
Me and my road warriors offer you an alliance
>>6215678
Alright, so... red team is in my sights. But, we ain't going to mess with them yet. So, expand to the left please.
Oh yeah, purple guys.
>>6215608
Why would you imagine my Araragi doing things to you?
>>6215684
Good, Learn as much as you can for the both of us. I swear it's like I'm your mother sometimes.
>>6215678
Once again I'll have to opt for the North of this "California".
That's as much as I can offer for the time being.
>>6215678
Kansas we need more Kansas!!
>>6215656
Expand our grounds towards the center of Texas, we can't let our opponents pursue OUR DESTINY!
>>6215678
Awoo.
>The wolf presses her paw on the center of Illinois
Someone host over this memelord.
>>6215708
Hm... You're the Indiana Republic, right? You've got quite a bit of land already, so I'd be an idiot to refuse it! Would you object if we had another alliance member later in the game?
>>6215678
Ohio.
Gold.
The Land is the name.
>>6215730
I am. I don't object. In this tough world, the more friends the better!
>>6215710
>she clears he throat
Things can get confusing when a pillow is restricting your breathing.
>>6215684
Remember Araragi, it's not nice to betray your allies.
>she ruffles your hair
>>6215656
Hm, how to get gold in a way I won't get in trouble or spend most of my money. Maybe stealing from a dragon? They're natural hoarders after all...
>>6215755
>fondles breasts
>>6215780
F to the L to the O to the R to the I to the...uh...
Florida!
>>6215780
Gonna bring this one home for the land and expand to the south.
>>6215780
Fill more Indiana!
>>6215751
Awesome! If all of us play our cards right, we could potentially become the next Axis Powers!
...Wait, I meant Allies. Sorry. We're gonna have the best alliance ever, alright?
>>6215780
I... This is fine, I guess. Fill Montana, and spill into Idaho! I'm not gonna let this get me down, damnit!
>>6215780
>Rin crosses her arms behind her back
The same as the usual. I'll keep on going up to the North.
There's no reason for me to move anywhere else but North.
>>6215780
Nice!! but i need i little more before to start the conquest... Kansas again.
>>6215780
Okay... I want to move upward next with my purple guys.
Heh, this ia actually kinda of fun in a stupid way.
>>6215780
Awoo.
>The wolf thinks of a team name while pointing towards more southern Illinois
>She reaches the conclusion of naming them, "The Chicago Wolves"
>>6215710
You two have a lot more in common than you imagine...
Wait, why do I have to do all the learning?
>>6215753
>
I-I'll be sre to keep that in mind...
>>6215780
FUG!
I may have mislinked, guh! EXPAND OUR GROUNDS TO THE CENTER OF TEXAS!
>>6215801
>Denounces you.
I'm afraid we cannot let this bitter situation go, you will pay for this.
(They have publicly denounced you! Note: You are not at war. They believe you are a warmongering menace to the world!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8OVxmkOYUw
>>6215716
Dearie, unless you're trying to usurp my spider den, I feel as though you quoted the wrong person.
>>6215755
Never seen a dragon, dearie, but monsters usually carry a decent amount of G with them, though I would ask you do not try to fight them, ahuhuhu~
rest in pecans best squirrel
>Risk with avafags
Ah brings me back to the old days of /b/ I was such a fucking general.
Thanks for the nostalgia
>>6215753
If that's all there is fine, distortion in your mind can make things very confusing
>>6215819
It's because you always mess up, isn't it obvious? Let's not talk about your mother anymore....
>>6215801
I think so. We could become a great, great, alliance. Its all up to good luck and playing our cards right, theres gonna be a lot of danger too, but I'm pretty used to that by now.
>>6215819
Good. Don't let it happen again, unless you wish to be imprisoned.
>>6215856
Well, also because I wanted to see him squirm under pressure. As punishment for smothering me ofcourse.
>>6215844
>>6215876
Keep filling that state up please!
>>6215876
Fill the rest of Indiana!
>>6215876
...
>The wolf realizes that the name is moot if she does not take over Chicago
>She points her paw in the direction of northern Illinois
>>6215827
W-What? Dude, I don't have any ill will against anyone! I'm the U.S.A.! We're not a menace by any means, seriously! I may have referred to the Axis Powers, but I didn't mean it! No harm done, right? Not gonna get into a huge war with anyone?
>>6215868
Yep! Me, you, and another pereon that I have in mind could become the greatest alliance ever! With enough hard work and determination, we can get anything done! Luck is just a placebo when it comes to these kinds of things! Where're you gonna go next, dude? We gotta use teamwork in this situation!
>>6215876
Fill Idaho, please! I gotta get enough land so I can boast it off to everyone!
>>6215834
I'm acquainted with a dragon actually, but he's the gemstone type.
>She finish her drink.
Where can I find these monsters?
>>6215876
Keep expanding Texas, YEE HAW!
>>6215876
Again kansas... i need a high number...
>>6215876
Fascist America.
Oregon.
>>6215876
Expand to the east! We have to defend the land.
>>6215876
>Rin walks around, looking out of the window as she looks over the territory on the map
Fill up the rest of this "California" and from there out, we move on to the east of my current location.
>>6215876
Okay, okay... I want to move my purple guys to the right, and claim the rest of the blank spaces.
Afterwards, take out the red guys.
>>6215903
They're all trapped in the Underground, dearie. You humans should know that by now, ahuhuhu~
>>6215902
I think I'm gonna move into Wisconsin, then possibly Minnesota or Kentucky. But first, I think the Wolves attacked me. I think I've got the lead in that fight though.
>>6215856
Alright, I don't like to talk about her anyway... And I guess you're right, want it or not, I'm the one who gets in trouble all the time...
>>6215885
You sound like you're looking forward to it...
>want to host
>everyone is enjoying risk
oh well
>>6215938
You're in a war already? Jeez, you get into fights quicker than I do, dude. You've got this all under control, but it seems like I'm gonna head into a war soon, too. I think I might fill Idaho and then go into Wyoming, but things seem pretty tense already.
>>6215929
I should? I've yet to study this "underground" you're talking about. I've only met those skeleton brothers, the malefic flower and that goat woman who could be the loving mother I never had.
>>6215889
>>6215892
>>6215897
>>6215902
>>6215904
>>6215908
>>6215911
>>6215927
Got it.Starting you off with 10 territories.
>>6215916
>>6215919
Acknowledged
>>6215923
Didn't quite have enough resources to fulfill the order.
>>6215963
We can always pick this up later if that's what everyone would rather do.
>>6215979
Defend against the Wolves if I need to, if I don't, fill the last bit of Indiana.
>>6215966
Yeah, I'm not sure how it happened completely. Guess I stepped in what that guy planned to be his territory.
Good luck on your end!
>>6215979
EXPAND DAT TEXAS!
>>6215979
...
Fill Idaho. Defend if attacked.
>>6215979
Keep filling out the great state of Ohio.
>>6215951
Only if you mess up again.
>>6215979
Aaaawoooooo.
>The wolf charges for Chicago and the great lake.
>>6215979
Make a straight bee line into the corrupt u.s territory in Idaho
It's Blitzkrieg time.
>Fascist America
>>6215885
So you imagined him groping you? that's a little weird.
>>6215951
Very smart of you, I'll believe in you more from now on okay?
>>6215979
Fine, fine. Uh... like I said earlier, take out the red guys.
And maybe afterwards, expand up a little.
>>6215979
Fill in the remaining territory in this foreign land.
From there out, we should move further to the South. I-I guess that'd be the most strategic course of action.
>>6215979
Ok! if is another high number, we will ready.
Kansas!!
>>6215972
Ah, you must be referring to Sans, Papyrus and the Queen, though I do not know of the flower you're talking about, ahuhuhu~
>>6215994
Ooh. Land disputes. I hate them so much, dude. I can see where they guy is coming from, but d'ya think we can solve it peacefully?
I might need the good luck, actually, the fella's attacking me right now. Thanks for the well wishes regardless!
>>6216011
You're gonna attack me, huh? Is there any way we can solve this peacefully, or are you dead set on it?
>>6216034
I doubt it, they have Chicago in their country name, so they probably want it as their base or something. I don't plan to give it up.
>>6215979
Florida!
>>6216006
That's not fair! Betting on me messing up isn't fair! I will do it again eventually one way or another.
>>6216013
T-Thanks... And I'll try to not mess things up too much from now on, seems fair.
>>6216071
I gotcha.
>>6216076
Defend against the Wolves! Push back if I can.
>>6216076
I wake up every day and do what I do for the land.
Let's keep this expansion going.
>>6216076
I dunno what's going on here but make something in PA Subaru nation! I'm fine with yellow or whatever. I just want to be famous for owning land.
>>6216058
>>6216034
>The wolf grabs a flag pole by the mouth and waves in in front of your face
>>6216076
>Deciding to secure territory, the wolf decides to stay in Illinois and claim the rest of the land without crossing over into Indiana
>>6216034
I will only accept a unconditional surrender.
>>6216076
Continue the assault on the false America.
Our artillery will shake them up!
>>6216076
Okay... just cover up the rest of my area with purple guys.
>>6216076
Expand towards the North of Texas ...if applicable, defend by all means necessary! we can't let our pursuers engage us just yet.
>>6216076
No, that was the roll for Tohsakian Empire. Southern of my last roll into the East again.
>>6216058
Then, if you need me to, I can always help you out with it. I'll deal with the fella attacking me, see if the other fella is gonna do anything suspicious, and then I'll try and help you with it. I'm not gonna leave my ally hanging!
>>6216076
...I'm gonna regret this.
Attack the fascists, please. I didn't want this to happen.
>>6216090
...Eh? Are you trying to surrender or something? Dude, that's a flagpole. I don't have a clue what you're trying to convey here at all!
>>6216091
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm the hero, and the hero NEVER stands down. Please forgive me, dude.
>>6216076
East?
>>6216013
No i did not. Let's just say I framed him for my own entertainment. I enjoyed myself fully.
>>6216079
Then you better be careful Mr. Araragi. If you best me in combat then I'll have no issue with it, in fact I'd be proud of you; smother me or anything else while I'm defenseless on the other hand will result in immediate punishment.
>>6216076
>>6216021
You didn't include me... fill kansas, plz.
>>6216030
No? You should've seen it shittalking everyone around. Toriel is a queen? Maybe I can get some easy gold without, y'know, getting in trouble with your race. All for the sake of pastries.
>>6216114
...
>The wolf whacks you on the forehead with the flagpole
>>6216141
More yellow in PA! Cover it all in yellow!
>>6216118
Fine, I get it, fight, no attacking you while you sleep, noted, there wont be need for any kind of punishment.
>>6216119
>Kissu
>>6216134
>The hero holds his head in pain, eyes tearing up a bit.
O-OW! What was that for? Is this a declaration of war or something?!
>>6216141
Eh? I attacked the fascists... Oh, well. Attack them, leave no trace, exterminate them, you know how this goes. Thank you.
>>6216141
ONWARD TOWARDS NEW MEXICO!
>>6216141
>Rin puts up a smile, closing her eyes and performing a bow to the hostess
It is no problem.
As for now, I'd like to declare the rest of this foreign land to become part of my empire.
From thereout, I'd go further to the South, conquering what foreign land remains.
>>6216141
I don't like that yellow in my territory... let's get rid of it. Or is it gold... whatever, get out of here.
>>6216141
Continue the onslaught in Idaho.
PUSH THE BASTARDS BACK!
>>6216141
110% of all my effort is required to bring it home for the land.
Keep expanding, baby.
>>6216079
>pats his head
There, there. Araragi, don't worry too much things will be fixed in no time.
>>6216118
So you lied to me in my face?
I've gotta go guys, sorry.
>>6216153
Wish decision. Excuse me if I appear to be too harsh.
>>6216196
That I did. While inexcusable it may be I had to get some enjoyment out of this situation.
>>6216209
>>6216151
MAKE
PA
YELLOW
AGAIN
>>6216127
I meant I've seen him around HERE, dearie, but not in the Underground.
Yes, she was Asgore's wife before she left him after some...tragic times.
You could always try selling to the Tems, dearie. They enjoy bartering, ahuhuhu~!
>>6216209
Continue on to the South. We'll conquer what remains in that foreign land and from thereout we'll have to go to war.
Also, if I'm not mistaken, shouldn't the parts I've conquered give me more additional troops in this matter?
>>6216158
>The wolf plants the flagpole onto the ground and stands proudly.
>The sun manifests in the night sky and shines down upon her
>>6216209
>Awoo
>The wolf points towards all the blank spots of Illinois.
>>6216209
I see a chance to go north! and into that state... uh... Geogey?
>>6216209
Continue with getting rid of yellow... or gold.
That'll teach them.
>>6216209
WE SHALL FREE NEW MEXICO FROM THE TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT OF TARI, EXPAND IN NEW MEXICO!
>>6216208
...Oh, man, this ain't good. See you later.
>>6216209
Finish off the fascists, please. I want this done.
>>6216228
Pssst. Oi. You. Yeah, you there! Is it alright if we have a NAP or something? I'm a bit intimidated by the land you have, I won't lie!
>>6216209
Our stormtroopers will push them back from where they came!
>Fascism
>>6216240
Oi, you tryin' to fight? I'm taking the east cost. Your not gonna touch my yellow.
>>6216209
Fill it up.
>>6216209
Ok, is time to extend my kingdom to:
>Colorado
>>6216229
...
>The hero's eyes are still tearing up, although he's pretty damn impressed by the sight in front of him.
I... I think that's pretty cool, actually, but what are you trying to symbolise? The sun giving you strength or something? 'Cause I'm a bit scatterbrained right now...
>>6216255
We'll see about that John. I ain't giving up on this game yet.
>>6216196
You're treating me like a kid again...
>>6216216
I understand... And I know that what I did was really stupid...
>>6216273
John?
I ain't no John. I'm Subaru, and I'm gonna kick your ass, alright? I'm not gonna give my state up to someone like you.
>>6216286
o shit it's my nigga john
>>6216209
Aspara
Philadelphia
Yorktown
>>6216294
Give me more of PA. Take some from the Russian's if I can. Gotta teach 'em a lesson.
>>6216286
Whatever you say John.
>She takes out a box of cigarettes, and a lighter.
Whatever you say.
>>6216294
Get rid of the piss stain.
>>6216294
HOLY CRAP, ALREADY?! This war was short, dude! Finish them off, and if I have any spills, put them towards filling Idaho!
>>6216294
Just a couple more territories to go, boys. We gotta do this work for The Land, they deserve it.
>>6216294
Go go Georgia!
>>6216294
MAKE A LAST STAND AND PUSH THEM BACK!
WE MUST GIVE OUR LIVES FOR OUR LEADER!
>>6216269
...
>The gives up the effort and makes the sun dissipate, walking away
>>6216294
Awoo.
>More of Illinois
>>6216302
I MEAN VIRGINIA, FUCK
>>6216293
I'm not getting what you're saying here. I'm not John. I'm Japanese from crying out loud.
>>6216310
Alright Heather. I'll take you and those Russian's out. I'm not gonna play any games with you here.
>>6216294
PRESS FORWARDS TOWARDS ARIZONA
>>6216223
If I see one of these "Tems" I'll give it a try. Good talk, Muffet.
>Strolls away
>>6216294
Nice, the war is coming... Fill a little more of Colorado!!
>>6216316
Whoa, Lebron, what are you doing at this nude beach where no one besides me, Kevin Love, and a basketball hoop are?
>>6216294
>Rin clenches her fist together
Into the territory of "Colorada" we march.
>>6216245
What is said in tales of old is; "The enemy of my enemy is my friend', therefor I'll accept this NAP as there's plenty of enemies left.
>Rin stares out of the window, looking over her territory, deciding her next step.
>>6216330
You as well...oh, dear, I don't believe you ever gave me your name.
>>6216358
Fumi Kanno
>Flies in the distance with skeleton
>>6216352
Look woman, I don't know you, and you don't know me, but I think we need to work together here. You need to take the south side, and I'll take the east side. We need to make America Ketchup and Mustard again.
>>6216327
You say that, but I am royally kicking your ass here.
>She takes out a cig from the box, and lights it with her lighter.
I just hope you're ready to become a Fuckboy, once I am done with you.
>>6216378
Alright, Fumi dear. See you around, ahuhuhu~
>>6216321
H-Hey, come back! You hit me on the head, for God's sake, you can't seriously blame me for not knowing what you're talking about...! C-Come back!
>>6216352
Thank you so much, dude! There are heaps of enemies against you, but I don't think there's any point in fighting you if it's a lost cause!
>The hero laughs.
Dude, like, you've pretty much got this down already! No one's gonna be able to stop you at this rate!
>>6216394
Very, very intimidating, but I'm afraid this won't be happening. You see, I'm the main character here, and MCs always win.
>he takes in a deep breath, and then lets it all out
I hope you're ready to become a slave to Subaru Nation when I'm done with you!
>>6216415
kinky
>>6216426
I am hosting a game. It's called Risk.
>>6216294
..d-delet this!
This isn't HG!
It's Risk with wtf-do-I-do-rules!!
>>6216427
Take the rest of The Land and call it a night.
>>6216427
Exand to the west
>Yorktown
>>6216427
...
Yeah, I wanted to do that.
>>6216427
...Man. This is just not my day today. Keep attacking them, please.
>>6216415
("Great... he ain't the only one that believes their the main character of some thing... whatever.")
Welp, sorry for you.
>>6216427
I don't like that little ounce of green in my territory. Take then out.
>>6216426
But Anon, I hosted! besides this is much more fun for now!
>>6216427
Let's mix things up a little, ALABAMA!
>>6216427
Push them out of our rightful lands, keep them running!
>>6216427
DISABLE OUR ENEMIES HOMELAND CALIFORNIA, MAKE THEM PAY DEARLY! and also defend new mexico, if applicable! NUAHAHAHAHAH!
>>6216427
>The wolf points towards the rest of southern Illinois
>>6216437
I found this Risk game more interesting to play that a common Hunger Game
>>6216427
>Rin looks out of her window as her territory got conquered
We'll strike back, move to the south and claim back what was ours.
Destroy them and eliminate all they've got.
>>6216427
>>6216383
>Rin watches over the map, staring at it with a blank stare as the boy's territory is already wiped away
W-Well, I'd do so, but it seems you've been eliminated for the time being.
>>6216412
We'll see about that. Nothing is decided yet as war is war and a victor isn't the victor as long as we still fight.
>Rin continues to look out of her window, an angsty look displaying on her face as what was once her territory got taken over.
>>6216440
>Expand, I mean
>>6216452
I'll make you pay for what you've done to me. When you least expect it I'll take you out.
>>6216278
Don't worry about it, you have to understand that my idea of fun may seem cruel but in the end no one gets injured, usually. Do not let this change your outlook on me.
rename to /rg/ when
>>6216427
ok, we have problems with tohsakian Emp... What do you think about a truce?
withdrawal!! Time to fill Nebraska.
>>6216466
...
>>6216484
>Please don't
>>6216466
...
>The hero just laughs once more, completely wrecking the tense atmosphere. With a confident grin, he places his hands on his hips, looking out over her territory.
You DO know you have a bonus, right? Just use that to fight back against them, dude! I don't think you've been putting that down when you were attacking! There's no need to look so serious! Look on the bright side - they may have won the battle, but you won the war!
>>6216427
make a different thread for thisssssss
I wanted to participate but I never played risk or know how to so now I'm sitting here watching...waiting.
>>6216466
By all means Empress, let's dance.
>Leos chuckles manically.
>>6216438
As you wish.
>>6216446
Tough break pal.
>>6216437
Based on the map and your post number, all you do is give the host orders on how you wnt to expand. Its easy.
>>6216440
>>6216452
Got it.
>>6216451
>>6216457
FA Pushing back.
>>6216455
>>6216461
>>6216462
Acknowledged.
>>6216496
Take a page out of Patton;s book.
>>6216504
All in favor?
>>6216438
I got this Lebron, I'll take over and lay some pipe all through this country.
>>6216518
Taking over for my boy and expanding the land into Kentucky, I heard there was some fine ass bitches there who want the pipe.
>>6216473
Yeah, yeah...
>Even though she didn't even put the cig in her mouth. Jill throws it on the ground, and steps on it.
Whatever you say.
>>6216513
I don't know what the heck I am doing, so that makes both of us.
>>6216518
Keep going after the green pile.
>>6216518
We keep filling Georgia or Alabama!
>>6216518
OH, HELL, NO! WE'RE GONNA FIGHT BACK, GODDAMNIT, AND I'LL MAKE THEM RUE THE DAY THAT THEY CROSSED THE PATH OF ALFRED F. JONES THE AMERICAN HERO! ATTACK!
>>6216518
Don't give them any chance to breathe continue the assault!
>>6216518
Conquer the western lands
>Yorktown
>>6216518
....
......
Awoo!
>Her rivals now asleep, The wolf decides to pause the Illinois campaign in favor of a hostile takeover of Indiana.
>>6216497
>She blankly stares at the boy
What? Wh-What do you expect me to do about this...?
I'm not your caretaker! I have to destroy what tries to defy me.
>>6216503
The war isn't won yet.
>She stares over the map as she makes her next move
The war is only over when the rest has been vanquished and the lands can be free of the war in general.
I'll claim victory in the name of the Tohsaka family and I'll use everything in my might to do so.
>>6216514
>>6216518
I'm one step ahead of you, cretin made by magecraft.
>She waves her hand over the map
Destroy the Zio Matrix, apply my map control and wipe them out of my lands and into their lands. They shall not defy me or the additional forces I have acquired.
>>6216538
I'm serious dammit! I don't know what the hell is going on, but you're gonna get it big time! I'll shave your head when you're sleeping!
>>6216518
WE CAN'T LET THOSE IMBECILES INTERFERE WITH OUR EFFORTS, ATTACK NEW MEXICO AT ALL COSTS!
>>6216481
A little bit late for that now that I know you like to see people suffer for fun, quite sadistic of you, I have to admit I never expected it.
>>6216562
Isn't it obvious? You're gonna have to get revenge. You can't just let that witch get away with killing your teammate.
>>6216518
The north is clear... Keep filling Nebraska!!
>>6216573
Suffer is a bit too extreme. Squirm and writhe uncomfortably is more suitable.
>>6216563
Like you can make it to where I live. You won't last in my hometown... if you're acting like such a John about losing.
>>6216562
I mean... The war still isn't gonna be over if me and the other America is still fighting, dude, although I still get your point. You can claim victory, but if you want the lands to be free of war in general? No chance, dude. It's in human nature to be that way.
>The hero sighs, not knowing what to do.
I never thought I'd die like this, man.
>>6216598
Alright, let's see if this time is gonna work! Attack 'em! Leave no trace! All of that!
>>6216598
I need the western lands
Its time to take them
>Yorktown
>>6216598
How about we go a little west on that other state!
If we decide to play again later on down the line Ill make another thread so it doesn't disrupt anything.
>>6216598
Destroy the remaining presence in Idaho
>>6216582
>Rin condescendingly stares down upon the boy
All in due time. Don't forget that we never agreed upon an alliance.
If anything you weren't even a temporary ally in this war.
>>6216598
>Rin sits down on her chair, sipping some tea.
As spoken by another strategist from old times; "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
We'll have to destroy them as I shall not waver, continue and and wipe them off of the earth.
>>6216598
Keep attacking, don't let up on the green guys.
>>6216598
>It'd be rude to take all of a defenseless land's territory however. Leaving southern Indiana alone, the wolf cuts through the north to reach her true target.
>Da land
>>6216562
Let's see if you can employ your cockiness of yours inside the field of battle...
>>6216598
WE SHALL MAKE HASTE AND SECURE THE LANDS AND PRESS FORWARDS TOWARDS NEVADA
>>6216598
So... who is winning and when does it end?
>>6216624
Yeah, who is winning?
>>6216598
Ok, keep filling Nebraska. i need more free territories
>>6216624
Winner is who destroy more nations
It ends when OP decides
>>6216595
Oh well, that's not as disturbing... A bit kinky... But I guess that's fine after all.
>>6216599
It should be easy enough as it is since my name isn't John and I have no John-like qualities.
And for your information I've been through a lot. More than you've ever been through, or will ever go through for that matter. I'll let you in on a little secret.
>he inches closer to the girls ear
I've died before. Multiple times in face. All painfully excruciating.
>>6216613
Ahh c'mon! I know you want land, and what better way to take it then to take it from someone that needs a good stomping? You seem like a person that gets a kick out of watching people lose horribly anyways.
First 24
>>6215243
>I am a blind retard, so sorry.
...Sir? Are you just not paying attention?
>>6216665
>catches 24
>>6216651
Is that right?
("I'll just humor him a bit, no need to be a bitch about it.")
Alright, that's kinda of... Odd, and painful as all hell. Question? Why the hell are you still alive then?
>She makes some distance between her, and the boy.
>Jill Stingray